CoH 2 Funny Voice Clips

[@CloakerM8]

"Heavy Panzer is under infantry attack! Why am I shouting this?!"

[@kj4ilk]

lol

[@360xxx_swagluvunohomosapie9]

i hear that a lot ingamee

[@shockengi445]

Me irl

[@Minecraftminer3000]

360xxX_SwagLuvUNoHomoSapiensDoritozNDewBowlOfFnafWankageWithExtraWinkyLargeSalamiOgrelord_Xxx420 Hey there, sweetie.

[@shikikankillzone4239]

*BECAUSE THE ENGINE IS LOUD AS FUCK SIR!*

[@Rundasice]

"You have an anti-tank rifle, other there, you have a tank! FIGURE IT OUT!"

[@Idontmatter1234]

Rundasice that one got me. Of course video saves best for last.

[@raulagasov7615]

"Over there"

[@fulcrum2951]

Just like my time playing halo combat evolved multiplayer and a player with a sniper rifle being a jackarse

[@Brawler_1337]

fulcrum 29 Was the guy’s name Leonard Church?

[@fulcrum2951]

@@Brawler_1337 nope, but the behavior is similar. The hostile scorpion tank with its cockpit exposed and the bastard with the sniper rifle was busy shooting at the others (and missing) rather than hitting the enemy scorpion driver that's been bombarding our base

[@Smash-gm8dl]

From the first game there was a funny quote where if you clicked on a British tank too many times it would go British tank: gunner point the turret up at that camera in the sky

[@acewolfgang276]

Could you post a video of that?

[@Danspy501st]

Wasnt that also not for a US AA halftrack?

[@emelielilio3477]

That was a Churchill quote

[@dylanbee8350]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b57ae5SHeMtpqtE go to 0:39

[@essexclass8168]

AIRBORNE! WANNA BLOW UP HQ!?

[@UgandanAirForce]

"those god damn Americans are always complaining about pioneer spam" XDDDD

[@d-man9921]

4th wall just got a 88mm and hot destroyed

[@sangus2425]

so true man

[@shepherdlavellen3301]

pioneer blob incoming

[@anarchyandempires5452]

@@shepherdlavellen3301 and that's why I always rush heavy Machineguns, them Pioneers sure don't like getting pined by a .50 much.

[@shepherdlavellen3301]

@@anarchyandempires5452 doesn't 50 cal have the worst suppression of all the MGs? I'd much rather use rifleman

[@MalevolentSpirit234]

Whenever you order Grenadiers to build a bunker: "You do know we're Grenadiers, not Pioneers."

[@sushimuncher282]

Or stacking sandbags: "If I see ONE MORE SANDBAG...."

[@Gearhand]

I keep forgetting that they could do that...

[@samogilvie1241]

Sushi Muncher American version is my fav lol. If I see one more goddamn bag of dirt.

[@Recker1125]

Dont we have any pioneers?!

[@SourGin]

ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃⁿᵈᵇᵃᵍ ᵈᵘᵗʸ ᵐᵉⁿ c:

[@oreiooo]

"Have you actually HIT ANYTHING WITH THAT MORTAR?!?!"

[@s0r1ns3c]

Stanley Pines yes they’re all laser guided. Except the american ones.

[@shikikankillzone4239]

*"Yeah, i hit something"* "What was it then?" *"Friendlies..."*

[@Randomweeb1273]

@@shikikankillzone4239 once i wipped out my panzer grenadiers squad (3 men)

[@amp8295]

Flamethrower, idiot, it throws flames, USE IT!

[@alexanderthekriegsofficer2645]

@@amp8295 "with drunken voice " ok comandar !

[@MrTai5hogun]

"Industrialization, that's how we're still in this war...and my balls...*MY BIG BALLS!*" "I am missing a biscuit! Stealing is not the Soviet way, comrades!:

[@paperball2113]

It's called communism

[@yourcomrade4378]

I'm sure taking weapons from dead fascisti is not considered stealing, since they are dead 🤔

[@someorclad9738]

@@yourcomrade4378 Taking weapons from dead enemies is fine. But stealing a biscuit from your bros? Damn. That's messed up.

[@maxluna25]

@@yourcomrade4378 it's technically is stealing its called grave robbing but like they say "all fair in love and war"

[@emelyarye2641]

@@maxluna25 its not grave robbing because the rifle is not the infantryman's possession but the state's

[@va_sirberpasir9708]

I told mama we'd see Elefants, Tigers, Panthers. And she thought we're visiting moscow zoo

[@va_sirberpasir9708]

She don't know we'd going to stellzoo

[@soundgfx7166]

V.S love this one

[@maryheadpoppins3242]

@@kaungmyatzawkevin8087 only like 2 were produced

[@aoli8142]

Vat about das Leopard?

[@dendirianto5675]

omg i read your comment when the voice line play, what a coincidence

[@66Rokers]

did I catch "Those Americans are always complaining about pioneer spam"

[@gdspathe1130]

COH 1 reference eh

[@HooverShrimpster]

Maybe sturm pioneer spam. They have Panzerschrek and all of them are equipped with sturmgewehr, which render them powerful.

[@commanderbacara225]

Itanimulli Nah, Sturmpioneers are very squishy and take up a lot of manpower bleed and upkeep.

[@VRichardsn]

Pioneer spam indeed. It was powerful, then it got nerfed. Currently it only works against the British.

[@판사님저는오늘만삽니]

@@VRichardsn why? it works well most of time!...with...ah...my level opponent.

[@kalmahcarl]

"You want us to attack an Elefant...? ... Jawohl..."

[@TheBadCarpaccio]

The Elefant was actually just a failiure of a destroyer. It was extremely heavy, so heavy that it sank into the ground, and had an underpowered engine to pull it.

[@tgp-thegenericsplayroom]

Ohh yeah the ferdinand tank

[@panzerschiff9805]

Yeah. The tank just burned down without the crew setting the fire. Perfect for losing vehicles.

[@TheBadCarpaccio]

flawless way to waste metal that you dont have alot of late in the war

[@LunarisCainLegacy]

Cept the Ferdinand is a Deadly Tank if it actually works... *Glares at War Thunder Ferdinand*

[@crashb133]

The last one is directed at every battlefield player

[@paperball2113]

crash b agreed

[@kevinc3786]

crash b TRUE

[@DCtoma]

So true

[@fulcrum2951]

Correct

[@Kenbow183]

Every.Single.Time.

[@arandomfurry7832]

My favorite one "Im not defending German technical superiority Im stating the f*cking obvious!"

[@multirkade1118]

gamingcanadian It's SOOOO accurate!!!

[@Lone_Wolf_Radio]

Multi Rkade that line could not be further from the truth really

[@VRichardsn]

Eh, for a 1941 Soviet infantryman stuck with a Mosint Nagant rifle, having to haul a 60 + kg Maxim, seeing countless T-26 pass him by... it might be true. A 1944 IS-2 tankist might think differently, of course.

[@kapitankapital6580]

@@VRichardsn The Germans weren't actually that technologically well equipped. Most their equipment was drawn by horses or men rather than motor vehicles, and really there wasn't a huge difference between what a German and Soviet soldier were sent into battle with.

[@atomsmasher9279]

Michael Miller u know the stg 44 was what the soviets based the AK-47 on just put the 2 next to each other and the look quite close

[@LordDeathwing17]

“REAL men fight Ze Panzer at close range!!” So what you’re saying is... “DRIVE ME CLOSER!! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!”

[@CommanderM117]

the imperium agrees

[@kaiservonpanzer213]

"Mad Jack" Churchill in a nutshell.

[@x3-LSTR-512]

@@kaiservonpanzer213 ima pour water on their engine

[@hansstrudel9614]

Oh my God I just realized they were both made by the same company. It might actually be a reference to Lord Commissar Bern.

[@allenrosales9738]

The Emperor protects! CADIA STANDS!

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

*I AM MISSING A BISCUIT*

[@deamonwolf4122]

+Herbivore The Carnivore *I AM MISSING AN ARM

[@witherofwar5676]

STEALING IS NOT THE SOVIET WAY

[@mattwells5347]

Stealing from fellow comrades. I’m triggered

[@dd5083]

proceeds to steal MG42s

[@odst_1185]

Found your biscut. It's a lil' dirty, but still edible.

[@FageLu1407]

I heard a pioneer talking "When we first saw the new soviet T-34s we were very intimidated, but then we realized the Russians couldn't drive or shoot for shit" something like that xD

[@joshuaplotkin8826]

Fagelu Lufage really? then why did they develop the panther just to counter the t34?

[@fulcrum2951]

Early t 34s lack the commander space and hatch till the 85mm version

[@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@BlackDeathViral03 My favourite piece of trivia about the Panther is that the first two Panthers sent into combat managed to set themselves on fire just on the drive to their unit. When the French got their hands on some Panthers and tested them, they quickly realised you simply could not drive these things up hills. Even a moderate slope would mess up the turret's ability to rotate freely and cause the engine to spontaneously combust lol

[@Foxrich99]

@@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa Are you really sure about that?? xD I think you're confusing the Panther with the Elephant

[@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@Foxrich99 Nope. It was the Panther. The hull was designed to be water-tight so it could ford rivers, but this had a huge side-effect: Oil would leak and accumulate in the tank, whereas in most tanks it could leak out. When the Panther went up a hill, all that accumulated oil inside the tank would swoosh down to the back, touch the super hot engine, get ignited, and burn down the tanks. It took the Germans a full year to fix this

[@laitinen2094]

Slowest Porsche ever! - Elefant

[@kampfpanzerleopard346]

Even slower than the slowest Porsche ever. -Pzkpfw 8 Maus

[@redacted8983]

what do you think about the Porche Tiger?

[@L4sket]

@@redacted8983 You do realize the Elefant was made from the Porsche Tiger?

[@fabio6170]

Hold my Maus.

[@PovidisII]

@@redacted8983 I think the Porsche tiger is just a bit faster...

[@Paskakatiska]

German master humor at its finest

[@paperball2113]

Fortunatus German humor is no laughing matter

[@shimonvictoria9332]

Ethan Tampol because 1 german is an efficient one and therefore, every german must work . XD

[@technopriest6708]

@@paperball2113 why you have a deagle? Cause its Thursday.

[@paperball2113]

@@technopriest6708 ONE DEAG ONE DEAG ONE DEAG "I'm not sure thats how one deaging works"

[@richardendresz161]

Dude it’s German humor. It’s no laughing matter

[@portalowy5346]

I took ballistics in school. Fascinating subject ; Things go up, things go down.

[@alexjacobs354]

1:23

[@kreumat]

Thats my favourite

[@UnusualBurb]

"You can count on Osttruppen... No really, you can!" I feel sorry for them whenever I hear them say that in-game .3.

[@Stefan-ij1qb]

they form the best blobs for sure!

[@hardstylegamer9932]

(I know this is late) but don't they say: "On us truppen" ?

[@Stefan-ij1qb]

The phrase is said by the Osttruppen, so they say you can count on them if you need a meat shield.

[@bjorndevlieger8565]

I use Osttruppen if i need a line to be held there good when used in cover weak when not there essentially a cheaper weaker alternative to grenadiers but nothing compares to panzergrenadier spam :)

[@stabsgefreiterhansmuller7371]

@@bjorndevlieger8565 i just spam Volksgrenadiers with new Mp40s.... I hope they not shooting eachother

[@Drink4Exp]

"Taking fire from the cute little panzer! Fucking adorable like a puppy... KILL IT!"

[@CodexandCo.]

The_Pegasus_Box My World of tank 360 forum sig.

[@KaiserFranzJosefI]

The_Pegasus_Box the luchs is cute

[@aigeh1326]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THEY DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL TIGAH!!!

[@CodexandCo.]

Karl Jacob... and that's the other one

[@janderfuchs3843]

@ The_Pegasus_Box that´s my fav. russian sentence. And from Wehrmacht: I have my rifle, a pistol, 3grenades, 2knife´s and my dick... Im always well armed :DD

[@idontknowwhatiamdoinganymo1615]

“I took ballistics in school, fascinating subject things go up, things go down” - Japanese high school girl

[@dylanbilson4271]

Darjeeling from Girls und Panzer in an Armor-Piercing Nutshell

[@alexjacobs354]

1:22

[@diegohiramguidogarcia6003]

well she was from saint gloriana a British school

[@Pineapple-co6fe]

A REAL MAN FIGHTS A PANZER AT CLOSE RANG-Kay

[@shikikankillzone4239]

@@diegohiramguidogarcia6003 She's still japanese tho

[@tredbobek]

I just love the german alphabet A,Z,C,Z,E,Z,G....

[@V4YGR3]

Hao Zhen Li its a joke about the stereotypical german accent. Like : "zis gun" (this gun) Zit you (did you) Vat iz vrong witz you. (What is wrong with you)

[@finnishwehraboo8377]

ZZZZZZZ

[@x3-LSTR-512]

@@finnishwehraboo8377*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZODUSCHNERWSTRL*

[@balintx2980]

dikk he magyar

[@Adhjie]

@Hao Zhen Li avar zoroasthriandong feng varingian zimbabwe ghana whats that means im curious btw its madagascar smartass rommel cousin Wir Lagen Von Madagascar

[@HBK-6S]

"I like the sound of the MG42. It sounds like victory"

[@gopi22111]

mkush13 Of course 1800 shots/minut sounds like victory, the fastest shooting MG in the world.

[@HBK-6S]

You're off by 600 rpm. The MG42 had a practcal RoF of 1200 rpm, and was capable of 1500rpm. However, the ShKAS fired at 1800rpm, with the UltraShKAS being capable of 3,000rpm

[@RevanStarrrR]

WulfeHound ShKAS is an aircraft weapon though.

[@HBK-6S]

RevanBladeZ And? It's still a machine gun and it fires faster than the MG42 ever could

[@matijamatic2966]

WulfeHound i like how mg guy says: WHAT DA FUCK OORAH MEAN?!?!

[@billwu1276]

"I told mother I would see elephants, tigers, panthers she thought I was visiting Moscow zoo" rofl

[@peach1205]

Soldier: WE SHOULD ALL HAVE STURMGEWEHRS, YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR, YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR, EVERYONE GETS STURMGEWEHRS! *Soviet KV-2 Tank shows up* Soldier: O.O Soldier: WE SHOULD ALL HAVE PANZERSHREKS! YOU GET A PANZERSHREK, YOU GET A PANZERSHREK! EVERYONE GETS PANZERSHREKS!

[@Drink4Exp]

I KNOW its technically impossible to shoot a panzershrek from an enclosed position. DON'T read the fucking manual next time, and you wont care so much.

[@Scientist118]

The_Pegasus_Box Put a fucking eight centimeter rocket up their ass!

[@bakedpotatomosic8677]

Scientist118 A real man fights panzer at close range!

[@Scientist118]

baked potato mosic Bring the Tank Terror-ha I love that name.

[@Donnerbalken28]

+Feldmarschall Erwin Rommel Meanwhile, inside the KV-2: You know Comrades, Industrialization is the only reason why we are still in this war. And my balls. My big, big balls.

[@MrTimebomb12]

I wish this was a line "Quickly, turn this tank around and expose the weak rear armor to the enemy! Fucking great idea!"

[@frank-2martialoffrankoslav151]

there is a qoute from the MGs, at least the Soviets one that goes like "LOOK RIGHT, LOOK RIGHT!"

[@Myuutsuu85]

"The Flammenwerfer is a nice tool. But i rather prefer a rifle or a knife." that guy sounds rather insane while saying the last part, but on the other hand, it promises a more quick dead to the enemy if used correctly.

[@architech8107]

Myuutsuu85 Nah, he's talking about CoD logic.

[@andmos1001]

The flamethrower where an priority target for any snipers due to the volitile stuff inside those tanks

[@tunasandwich8049]

Flamethrower duty is one of the deadliest jobs anyone can take in war. You're just a big, fat, explosive and easy target.

[@mr.turtle4394]

Who’s from Girls und panzer armor piercing in a nutshell

[@multirkade1118]

KGB Me

[@mr.turtle4394]

Multi Rkade GULAG FOR YOU! Hahahahaha YOU FELL FOR A TRAP

[@mccheesy9117]

KGB hai hai

[@paperball2113]

Me but no gulag comrade

[@mr.turtle4394]

Ethan Tampol Ok comrade

[@DukeDresari]

"NO Im not defending German technical superiority, I'm stating the fucking Obvious" As a german player I LOL'ed so hard

[@CommissarWallace]

Achtung Tigergruppe!

[@MrCoolguy425]

- a t-70 tank crew fighting a tiger, probably

[@onionknight8128]

Because it's true

[@apyr1439]

@@onionknight8128 until the transmission dies, or mud gets in the tracks

[@onionknight8128]

@@apyr1439 that's when the real sh*t starts

[@ta_zz3981]

'' We all have Sturmgewehrs! Oh... You, get a Sturmgewehr, you get a Sturmgewehr everyone gets a Sturmgewehr! '' Well isn't he happy c:

[@Lo-tf6qt]

I want a Sturmgeschutz though.....

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

Oprah reference. Lol

[@commanderbacara225]

The Crusading Slav Looks at 2016 patch, "Volksgrenadiers can now purchase StG44s for 60 munitions"

[@commanderbacara225]

Rick O'Shay Raketenwerfers are much more cost efficient AT weapons compared to hand held Panzerschrecks. Dat invisibility + Ability to retreat and enter buildings.

[@commanderbacara225]

Rick O'Shay Not the best idea to replace the crews with elite expensive units like Fallscrimjaegers or Obersoldaten. They inherit reinforcement costs as well as reinforcement time. And this would be a waste of manpower considering 2 men cannot shoot with their own rifles and instead crewing a gun. And the raketenwerfer is one of the best AT Guns for it's cost. 270mp for a gun that can retreat, enter buildings and go invisible non doctrinally. Literally removes almost all weaknesses AT Guns have. If you lose raketens that much, you might be using them too aggressively up front.

[@GraveDigger388]

"HEAVY PANZER IS UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK!!!!....WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS?" I don't know about you but I can't stop laughing...XD

[@013wolfwarrior]

"Did started to rain or is it infrantry shooting us again?"

[@NevadaGamingWedge]

"You want us to attack an Elephant?... Jawol." "You have an Anti-Tank rifle! OVER THERE IS A TANK! FIGURE IT OUT!" "No I'm not defending German technical superiority, I'm stating the fucking obvious!" "I AM MISSING A BISCUIT! STEALING IS NOT THE SOVIET WAY COMRADES!" "HAVE YOU ACTUALLY HIT ANYTHING WITH THAT MORTAR!?"

[@Tarik360]

"...But I prefer a Rifle or a KNIIIFE..." ** And I know the frustration those last two lines all to well...

[@FREEK777ful]

Oooohhhhh! I've always heard it as "on a knife". That makes much more sense.

[@Apex-jf4pn]

Reminds me of that scene in saving private Ryan where the German and American are rolling around in hand to hand but the German eventually slowly stabs him to death.... what a fucking scene.

[@thedawkturr4481]

We should ALL have Sturmgewehrs! You get a Sturmgewehr! YOU get a Sturmgewehr! *EVERYONE GETS A STURMGEWEHR!*

[@gdspathe1130]

The thing is it Came TRUE

[@meltdown4126]

There was a remarkable line on a squad wipe with flamer combat engineers tho: "Smells like...pork! Hehehehehehe...."

[@dd5083]

Pioneers: It DOES smell like pork!

[@MrPathorn]

Moscow zoo includes Tiger, Panther, Elefant and maybe Puma.

[@Brawler_1337]

Puma? Stop making up animals, Grif.

[@darktemplar2403]

@@Brawler_1337 Make up vehicle's name, you say. How about this: www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/nazi_germany/Sd-Kfz-234_Puma.php

[@ColdHatch]

A Maus too

[@Brawler_1337]

darktemplar2403 It’s a Red vs. Blue reference, dude.

[@InquisitorBoomBoom]

There's Lion but never make it to the production.

[@shanelewis3241]

"A rifle, a knife, three grenades, and my dick! I'm always well armed!" How did that line not make it in there?

[@grena0707]

i was actually looking for that one lmao

[@TheD3rp2]

WE SHOULD ALL HAVE STURMGEWEHRS! YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR! YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR! EVERYONE GETS A STURMGEWEHR!

[@hukama6911]

and so the whole world did

[@Pommezul]

Syria got sturmgewehr.

[@elasolezito]

0:20 100% me when i first got Tiger in World of Tanks...

[@diptard7701]

same :D...but warthunder

[@tootallgames4901]

Me upon the E100, but disappointed with the lower glacis problem. Don't believe that was true of German tanks during the War

[@maxismonteith6520]

Johan Dale same here with any tank

[@marwankthd1629]

Johan Dale​ i always say the same when someone destroy my superior German tanks. LOL

[@AceTheMM]

Same, but with my Type 5.

[@BLScoop5]

"No, I'm not defending 'German technical superiority' I'm stating the FUCKING OBVIOUS!!" Sounds like a rant aimed at a Commissar lol!

[@ritasue2011]

BLScoop5 That guy must have some pretty big balls then

[@HaloFTW55]

WendigoYT Not during late 1942, when the Commissar lost their powers, they were shocked to discover how much they were hated, with the Air Force outright asking they why they even bothered to remain.

[@ritasue2011]

Really? I didn't know that... Huh... The more you know.

[@anarchyandempires5452]

@@HaloFTW55 well when you order a beloved ace mig fighter pilot who was a decorated hero of the battle of moscow in one of the very few High altitude fighters in russia to a ground strike mission against a well protected ANTI-AIR Battery and he inevitably fucking dies Because again, Ace FIGHTER pilot in an unarmored Lightweight High altitude Pure blood fighter. Yeah people tend to figure out you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

[@johnnymo221]

Flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen

[@LordDeathwing17]

johnnymo221 ZF fan?

[@rajzerfilip]

Most likely

[@ciprianpasca7738]

@@LordDeathwing17 200% chance

[@x3-LSTR-512]

It do

[@lukeoates1248]

A man of culture I see

[@FlyingEndeavor]

You have an anti-tank rifle! Over there is a tank! Figure it out! xD

[@joshuaplotkin8826]

Flying Endeavor you might as well be throwing rocks

[@fulcrum2951]

My anger towards players equipped with anti tank equipment but didn't want to shoot at the enemy armor

[@Riley_MDS]

Now in Enlisted, PTRD-41 users shooting tank be like: *WE JUST GRAZE THEIR ARMOR SIR!*

[@juicynarwal6272]

"Industrialization, that's how we're still in this war" Surprisingly accurate voice line. "and my balls, my big balls" also surprisingly accurate.

[@dragongaming2890]

how would you know?

[@dumpsterfire0718]

@@dragongaming2890 the man survived them, i'd say he knows what he's talkin' about

[@ArgieGrit]

"NO, a musical organ, idiot" Bwahahahaha

[@fulcrum2951]

No, a musical organ idiot

[@ArariaKAgelessTraveller]

Taking fire from cute looking Panzer... Fucking adorable like a puppy... KILL IT!!!

[@Superiorsound8]

Best one

[@HBK-6S]

"I almost feel bad about burning them alive. Almost"

[@Zsullivan27]

0:20 “I can’t believe it they destroyed my beautiful tiger!” My favorite quote so far. LOL!!

[@jolorulz]

There's one whenever the Russians use molotov cocktails: "VODKA FOR EVERYONE!"

[@aigeh1326]

+jolorulz PUT A FACKING 8cm. RIGHT UP THEIR ASS!!

[@kevinrivera1164]

" heavy panzer is under infantry attack!!......why im i shouting this?!

[@joshuaplotkin8826]

kevin rivera because they can be destroyed with satchel charges

[@fulcrum2951]

Irl, a tank crew nightmare one of em is the enemy infantry

[@CapitalTeeth]

“That halftrack is from America? I guess they are keeping the good stuff for themselves.”

[@SupervisorTheo333]

"But I still prefer a rifle or a KNIFE." XD

[@fostermounting]

"I _KNOW_ it's technically impossible to shoot a panzerschreck from an enclosed position. Don't read the fahking *MANUAL NEXT TIME, AND YOU WON'T CARE SO MUCH."*

[@iCy77]

"I AM MISSING A BIUSCIT, stealing is not the soviet way comrades!" Lol one of my favourites

[@krakenkrack1694]

"Halftrack warmed up and ready to play in the snow!" ~ Russian AA halftrack

[@jordynmendola3963]

OwO.

[@fulcrum2951]

What's this?

[@CommissarWallace]

2:11 - I told my mother I would see elephants, tigers and panthers, she thought I was visiting Moscow zoo.

[@paperball2113]

Hi aizen

[@thatsaverygoodquestion856]

Maybe Stuka bird too

[@SanyaLitvyak92]

You have an Anti Tank rifle, Over there is a Tank. FIGURE IT OUT

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

did anyone else come here after watching the "girls und panzer in an armor piercing nutshell" video?

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

welcome!

[@Kai0240]

Yep

[@elbolainas4174]

me too

[@rainierdanredondo1278]

Me three

[@Nutty31313]

I just watched both, it was great for it's length of only 51 seconds, many great laughs

[@solidworldgamerz1201]

You have an anti-tank rifle,over there is a tank!!!! FIGURE IT OUT!!!(Bitch slapped) lol.

[@boogie3718]

,,You have a anti tank rifle. Over there's a tank! Figure it out!" Every time when somebody gets a AT sniper rifle in battlefield 1

[@5tarSailor]

"don't read the fucking manual next time, and you won't care so much" words straight from god right there

[@DarkThunderism]

Some of these are so historically accurate, it's equally sad and hilarious.

[@swolie]

"You have an anti-tank rifle, over THERE is a TANK! FIGURE IT OUT!"

[@TakeItEasy2019]

One of my favorites is from the grenadiers which I happily stumbled upon by accident: "You may fire at will, but not at Will. He owes me money". Love that quote as much as I love the last two on this vid even though I rarely play axis. Katyushka spam is fun.

[@vegisamalzero3681]

As is bunker spam

[@artificialintelligence8328]

He says 'Wilhelm'

[@skylarbrown7470]

0:36 taking fire from the cute little panzer

[@josselinperouse3323]

Skylar brown One of my fav

[@corporaltommy4407]

The Germans here sound crazy

[@killakannon3038]

"Driver get us there! And don't hit every bump on the road" "We have our orders, make sure the travel locks are off ja?"

[@KnifeEaredPeopleHater]

"Those americans are always complaining about pioneer spam." Best voice-line in my opinion.

[@23trekkie]

1:28 - "Once upon a time in Hollywood" in a nutshell. 2:42 "Stealing is not the soviet way, comrades!" *Poles, Ukrainians and possibly other non-russian slavs* : Oh, really?

[@azravalencia4577]

Haha Holodomor goes...

[@DiggitySlice]

Communism is built on hypocrisy so it's pretty natural

[@sadrobokiller4]

0:38 when I play a heavy tank.

[@ipotatosama4712]

“I told momma we’d see elephants, tigers, panthers... She though I was visiting Moscow Zoo.”

[@bullmoosevelt4495]

0:54 "This is war. We can't worry about dumb animals, apart from the infantry." lol.

[@CodexandCo.]

0:20 I am so using this for World of Tanks... I have a Tiger

[@willimeister2553]

World of tanks is for babies War thunder’s for men HOI4 is for Generals

[@vuxigeck5281]

TheImpenetrable HOI3 is for conquerors.

[@nocmemes674]

Stellaris is for *insert purge meme here*

[@mr.turtle4394]

Matthew Schnorr tiger is annoying

[@mr.turtle4394]

TheImpenetrable thing is I played HOI4 and War Thunder I used to play world of tanks but then I found out War Thunder was better than world of tanks

[@Dragonspirit223]

Flametrooper to Mortar team: Have you ever actually *HIT* anything with that Mortar! AT team to Flametrooper: Flamethrower. It throws flames. USE IT! Mortar team to AT Team: You have an Anti-tank rifle, over there is a tank; FIGURE IT OUT.

[@freyherrvonhessen1245]

“This is war. We can't worry about dumb animals, apart from zhe infantry.“ OOOOOH SHOTS FIRED

[@jbchroniclesjb4632]

"Well, so the Germans are now psychopaths appearently, and insane... but they sound funny." Have you ever been to Germany? This is as accurate as it gets.

[@Oblivion9559]

"roses are red, violets are blue, I'm stuck on the eastern front...... And so are fakin you!!" I love it 😂

[@jackp.richardson6415]

Me every time I'm playing CoH2 and the unit mapping is terribe. 2:52 - 2:57

[@CrimsonGuard1992]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I am stuck on the Eastern Front, AND SO ARE FUCKING YOU!" LOL XD

[@minecraft4blt]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *Lolz for days!*

[@Donnerbalken28]

+Demon Hunter In german he says: Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, ich bin bald tot ich arme alte Sau!

[@HelpingHans]

+Demon Hunter This was one of the community suggested lines. I am so glad they used my line :D.

[@danielantoniazzi8384]

+Helping Hans (James Whiteside) what is your line ?

[@Vdk758]

*underrated* 2:32 “And my Bollz... *M Y B I G B O L L Z*

[@lamehick7511]

Industrialization. That's how we are still in this war. And my balls. *MY BIG BALLS* This line killed me

[@templite2753]

" You want US to attack an Elefant? ...Jawohl. "

[@stupit467]

You missed one quote from the Wehrmacht: Commander: "We gave them a chance to surrender!" Crew member in the background: "Did we?"

[@izumishion6267]

The last 2 are my favorite. "Flamethrower, idiot. It throws FLAMES. Use it!" "You have an anti-tank rifle. Over there is a tank! FIGURE IT OUT!"

[@ShigaWSX]

Panzergrenadiers when retreating: "Retreat? But we still have ammo left!"

[@foxtrothermite6499]

I thought that was a Stormtrooper line...

[@drzero1131]

@@foxtrothermite6499 late reply, but stormtroopers (and their variants) re-use some panzergrenadier lines For example, when upgrading jaeger light infantry (okw stormtrooper variant) with their g43s, they'll use panzergrenadier lines when they actually upgrade, one being"our g43's are here, now we can kill with impunity"

[@n543576]

2:54 me every time i play men of war and my AT infantry doesn't do his fucking job!

[@tippy4674]

+n543576 That pisses me off to no end...or when they throw an AT grenade and accidentally kill themselves in the process.

[@Losowy]

@@tippy4674 that's realism

[@Ahaaka1]

2:26 I love how the way he says idiot

[@illegal9140]

patty cake, patty cake bakers man. bake us a sturmgehwher as fast as you can!

[@ReiToriyasuSan]

“You want us to attack an elephant?” … “Jawohl.”

[@RustysRevenge]

Russian gamers: ban this game it makes us look shit and Germans look good *Germans having all of the psychopathic voice lines*

[@amnesiagrunt2356]

I love when ever the German commanders say load....aim..... Fucking Kill it

[@egeo.9645]

"i like flamethrowers" Elon Musk confirmed

[@IEatPears57]

"This is war, we can't worry about dumb animals." "Apart from the infantry."

[@mrswb]

1:40 "Penal squad destroyed. They got that idea from us, you know."

[@KnightofkneonSOD11]

"Enemy Scout Car-" *Snickering noises.* "Firing at us!"

[@darrenjolly8881]

the last one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂 you get such a mental image from it

[@zayyanhakim747]

"I took ballistic at school" "Fascinating subject" "Things go up" "Things go down"

[@GraveDigger388]

I miss US airborne line in the first COH;"We need a goddamn bazooka for that shit,FIRE!!!!!"

[@psychogunner7062]

Hearing these lines and picturing the Girls und Panzer girls saying them

[@samanthablack7990]

"You have an anti tank rifle, over there is a tank, FIGURE IT OUT!" Definitely one of my favorite lines

[@NCRRangerVet47]

Is that another Megumin profile pic?

[@samanthablack7990]

@@NCRRangerVet47 perhaps

[@NCRRangerVet47]

@@samanthablack7990 I made that comment back when I also had a Megumin profile pic.