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[@maryhales4595]

As an American, I couldn't be more thrilled with the Danish response to 47. Please keep speaking the truth; we're going to need it over here!

[@patricksmith5166]

It’s amazing to me how the libs are so happy that a group of white Europeans get to control a small group of indigenous people on a different continent instead of letting the people who live there have a vote. Very telling indeed.

[@victoriaballard7354]

He said what everyone is thinking!

[@lesbendo6363]

47, you mean President Agent Orange! 🇨🇦

[@ogehrke6022]

Yeah, the only fly in the soup is that Anders Vistisen is a right-wing populist dickhead himself. The fringe Danish People's Party (DF) he belongs to (2,6% of votes in the last election) is part of the EU parliament faction called "Patriots for Europe" which also counts the Fidesz Party of Viktor Orban, Marine Le Pen's Rassemblement National and other nationalists and authoritarians; most of them are the European friends of MAGA, as in " First". The DF folks must be in the process of bending their minds into a pretzel right now because (a) the guy they like does something they absolutely hate, and (b) the EU, which they'd like Denmark to leave, now looks like Denmark's best insurance against US economic coercion. Who would have imagined that the ideas of "America First", "Denmark First" and, more generally, "Me First, fuck everyone else" could lead to a conflict of interests?

[@patricksmith5166]

@ President Trump and Get ready for 48… Vance 2028 12 years to drain the swamp fix everything Bush Obama and Biden tried to ruin. Let me guess… Boo hoo hoo 😭 Vance won’t win we have Governor NewScum 😂. Good him or Kamala hahaha 🤣

[@guynorth3277]

HAT OFF to the Danish Official - As a Vietnam Veteran I totally stand with him and will fight for the Danes rights!

[@Hopeful_One]

Ooh- *_RAH!!_*

[@jounikyy7715]

didnt indians said cant own land, remember

[@RjM777]

will you fought for nothing at nam and lost , so why not for the danes . neo con puppet

[@RjM777]

went very good the first time didnt it ? neo con puppet

[@RjM777]

did you win the first time ?

[@cynthiaroark1778]

What a great way to start off the week, hearing that wonderful Danish guy say what we all want to say to Donella!

[@linengray]

As a Canadian - that Dane smacks hard and it left a mark. I laughed so loud it scared the cat.

[@quietreason8679]

His name is Anders Vistisen, and unfortunately he's not a good guy. He is a member of a right-wing nationalist party with hardline immigration policies that look very much like Trump's. He's in favor of removing Denmark from international conventions on human rights and asylum so we can deport more immigrants.

[@randolphpinkle4482]

It's the only language that Trump understands.

[@g8kpr3000]

Finally someone had the balls to say it. I want this to become an epic troll. Every leader should say that to Trump.

[@vickiedixon9745]

@@g8kpr3000 I second your post.

[@timothyhoffman3470]

@@g8kpr3000 Yep they should all get their say in one big recorded real~of with one after another! Use their F~U language, to followed it up by English F~U''s

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Kudos to the Danish parliamentarian for speaking truth ! And hurray for a special Sunday Late Show! What a treat 😯

[@prajnachan333]

I just turned to it. What? What is this? I guess I'll find out! 😂

[@isaklytting5795]

I am Danish, and as far as I can see it has more to do with internal danish politics and virtue signalling that he is "on the side of good" or something. Denmark is 1/50th the size of Greenland, but we have 100 times the population of Greenland. Although Greenland technically is a part of Denmark - as long as it lasts - we support them, pay almost all their state budget, but they want increasing levels of autonomy and I see that ending in full sovereignty and Denmark has always supported what Greenland wanted to do and tried to be as helpful as possible making that happen. But I don't expect Greenland would ever want to become part of America.

[@00FFFF]

Yea nah, only that the parliamentarian in question is a member of a right wing populist party (DF) with a very serious phobia of anyone slightly less white than them. Remember, populist will say things to make them likable but it is still a wolf under the fake facade. The guy in question voted against banning ''gay conversion therapies'' and anti-LGBTI discrimination. His latest statements on FB - only two genders, immigrants bad in every second post, say yes to fossil fuel cars... So seeing a DF member getting cheers on The Late Show is kinda of a fever dream for me. I know the sound bit is fun but would hope Stephen's team would maybe check up on those things and give a fuller profile - the same game that is been played in the US, is beep played here too, we have to be mindful to not amplify asstwats based on one catchy thing - media did that to Elon years ago, look at him now.

[@Marinemomof3Oceanside]

Country is becoming an oligarchy, but at least you are being entertained!!! ALL worth it, Reich? 😤🤭🐑🐏🐑🐏🐑🐏🐑

[@00FFFF]

The remark was 'fun' but be careful who you cheer - the parliamentarian in question is a member of a right wing populist party (DF) with a very serious phobia of anyone slightly less white than them. Remember, populist will say things to make them likable but it is still a wolf under the fake facade. The guy in question voted against banning ''gay conversion therapies'' and anti-LGBTI discrimination. His latest statements on FB - only two genders, immigrants bad in every second post, say yes to fossil fuel cars... So seeing a DF member getting cheers on The Late Show is kinda of a fever dream for me. I know the sound bit is fun but would hope Stephen's team would maybe check up on those things and give a fuller profile - the same game that is been played in the US, is beep played here too, we have to be mindful to not amplify twats based on one catchy thing - media did that to Elon years ago, look at him now. I did copy this comment as reply to others, not really to spam but inform I guees.

[@edg3048]

For the Danish Parliamentarian.I like a man who speaks directly.

[@zacgvids]

BRAVO!!!! he will definitely understand that!!!!

[@paulinequinton1478]

There a time and a place for bad language, and this is it.

[@JayaByte]

As an American I fully support the Danish response.

[@Vesterlyng]

And I, as a Dane, fully support your response :)

[@RogerKeulen]

As a guy surrounded by American military personels family. Shure you do. Think you want to evacuate first.

[@juanmacedo8816]

@@RogerKeulenAmerica is no longer a superpower. That changed this year.

[@NOTSURE-m9i]

@@RogerKeulen urdum.

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

Skål

[@karen-ec8yz]

You go, Greenland. Well said.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I scream laughed..in my quiet building 😂

[@mimim8532]

It was Denmark

[@aealewel1]

Thank you Stephen Colbert for your service. This is the only news I can stomach at the moment. Thanks for the laughs!

[@sandraandrews9907]

Between him & Alec Baldwin, the best Trump impersonation!

[@TheCanadiangirl4]

As a Canadian, I fully support the comment from the Danish official.

[@JSrg8ix]

As an American so do I

[@thisbushnell2012]

As an Ohioan, I also support the comment.

[@berrybread7215]

@@thisbushnell2012i love that this implies that ohio is somehow sovereign

[@TestTest-eb8jr]

This Dutchy also supports the Danish delegate....👍👍👍

[@TerriSloan-g1v]

I only care about the Epstein files…… Trump…how about some sharpie pen for that 💁‍♀️of course not because you are the Epstein file

[@katemarr1984]

Kudos to the Danish official. He said what he said and I'm 💯 here for it!!!!

[@janetgao6201]

Oooohhhhhhh…I liked that!

[@Jriwbtikwu]

EVERY world leader needs to speak so candidly to trump AND elon! They need to hear the truth

[@angelapotter8084]

Best part of the entire monologue. 🙌

[@RogerStoneKrueger]

Like the USA will listen to them. We will do what ever we want. And they will do nothing. Sucks to be you

[@RogerStoneKrueger]

@@Jriwbtikwu Did you see how quick Columbia folded? They have no power.

[@donedwards5301]

What a great surprise! A Monday morning monologue. Thanks Stephen. Oh and from Canada, like the people, not the politics. We're not for sale or annex.

[@SeldimSeen1]

Thanks Stephen for keeping me smiling and laughing instead of crying myself to sleep every night. You remind us that we will all get through this insanity together.

[@RogerStoneKrueger]

If you watch that garbage you are the problem. Low class and gay.

[@mstr_door404]

Dramatic much?

[@jennifercave896]

Some won't make it through, that is the point.

[@andrewlittle4488]

What that ‘Danish European Parliamentary Member’ said👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥳🥳🥳🥳, did you hear that Donald!!!

[@intelligencia-r9z]

👍🇩🇰👍

[@patgreasley1333]

Next Executive Order: "All Danish to be expelled from all U.S. Donut Shops"!

[@robdangerfield7129]

It could get interesting. If Trump pulls America out of NATO, then tries to take Greenland. He would then be starting a war with Europe, as we are committed to standing by Denmark, a NATO country. This of course please Russia and China. It would probably never happen, but logically this is where we are heading.

[@timothyhoffman3470]

That's The Hippo~D Super $tar* Too you, My friend! Call IT, what IT, is! The 🦛...

[@Jmp5nb]

As an American, I stand with Canada, Greenland, Denmark, and Panama!

[@randolphpinkle4482]

Don't stand too close.

[@chandrachud]

@@randolphpinkle4482 as an Indian, I will stand with them against neocolonialism.

[@NoobSaibotMK666]

Thank you sure! 💪🏻🇨🇦

[@NoobSaibotMK666]

​@randolphpinkle4482 yeah we might thank you too much! 😂

[@John3v8]

Thank you (from a Canadian). Trump's statement that the U.S. is 'subsidizing' Canada is hogwash. The U.S. - which has almost 10 times the population of Canada buys slightly more than 10 times the amount of goods AND services from Canada, than what Canada purchases from the USA. Does that equation seem unreasonable, given the population of the two countries? The majority of the 'goods' the US purchases from Canada is in oil, which is sent to the USA for refining, then sold to Americans. Canada has pipelines that ship the oil from northern Alberta to USA, or to the port of Vancouver, where it's also shipped overseas. Buying Canadian oil, helps keep the price down for Americans. However, if Americans want to support Trump's proposed 25% tariff on Canadians goods, they will pay 25% more at the pumps and to retailers who will get taxed on the oil and gas they use to operate their businesses. Prices will go up on all kinds of things, including groceries. Trump wants to use only American oil and gas products, but currently, America lacks the types of refineries necessary to produce the types of oil and gas products the country needs to fuel its economy. They will take years to build ... if it can be shown that America's existing oil and gas reserves are of a type that are useful for future need.

[@StevenGreene-e6w]

Oh I vote for more weekend Colbert

[@dawnmerlino5491]

Wow!! That Danish guy said what he said❤

[@wokeness420]

He did!😅

[@MomDeb]

I’m glad the Danish official said “Mr.” trump instead of President … and kudos to everyone who stands against this miserable bully!

[@c.rlewis5812]

Convicted Felon Trump is correct

[@jaaaaannnnee]

He said "president", though, I wish he hadn't!

[@quietreason8679]

He's not an official, he's a member of the European Parliament for the Danish People's Party, a right-wing nationalist party. Their policies are very similar to Trump's, such as wanting to pull Denmark out of international conventions on human rights and asylum, so we can deport more immigrants.

[@MomDeb]

@ Velshi says President … the Danish official says “… nessage for MR. Trump.” Watch again.

[@bradrichert3966]

Obviously, the Danish government officials all have a pair & aren't taking any crap from that idiot. Too bad the US politicians are incapable of that. They all must love the taste of that shit sandwich they're all munching on. Fools.

[@lw3269]

Go Denmark. Thank you for telling Dump what we all think of him.

[@nata3467]

This American stands with the Danes!

[@bjarnemcdonald6333]

The Danish politician is in a rather right wing party and don´t have any political power. At the same time the chairman of that party was sneaking around Mar El Largo trying to get some financial support like right wing parties in UK, Italy and Germany have...

[@anthonettedillard3999]

That's Not Exactly where I want to Tell Him to Go!! More like "H&$$!!!"🤣🤣

[@Amlakintz]

And you still crying 😂😂😂😂 and i love it hahahah

[@eleanormay729]

Good job Denmark! Keep letting trump know what the world thinks of him.

[@nbarnes6225]

OMG...YES! Danish leader!! Best. Response. Ever.

[@LeoLover-l9e]

The BEST ever ‼️

[@00FFFF]

​@ The remark was 'fun' but be careful who you cheer - the parliamentarian in question is a member of a right wing populist party (DF) with a very serious phobia of anyone slightly less white than them. Remember, populist will say things to make them likable but it is still a wolf under the fake facade. The guy in question voted against banning ''gay conversion therapies'' and anti-LGBTI discrimination. His latest statements on FB - only two genders, immigrants bad in every second post, say yes to fossil fuel cars... So seeing a DF member getting cheers on The Late Show is kinda of a fever dream for me. I know the sound bit is fun but would hope Stephen's team would maybe check up on those things and give a fuller profile - the same game that is been played in the US, is beep played here too, we have to be mindful to not amplify twats based on one catchy thing - media did that to Elon years ago, look at him now. I did copy this comment as reply to others, not really to spam but inform I guees.

[@terri6854]

@@questerperipatetic4861 Chumpy gonna invade Denmark, is he?

[@zhengshi-p5u]

OMG...YES!Colombia leader!! Best. Response. Ever.

[@dorothytakashina4222]

❤

[@zschlappi]

Imagine how strong our country would be if the law was applied to everyone equally, we had campaign finance reform and separate the oligarchy class and the church from our government.

[@heatherbruce1668]

You had that chance 😢

[@ianashmore9910]

​@@patrickkoen5470 Signing Executive Orders written by the Heritage Foundation isn't working.

[@ianthesoccerref]

​@@patrickkoen5470 "Doing" something isn't always a good thing. He's sent us rolling backwards. What a buffoon. The Danish MP nailed it. "F**k off." More world leaders need to stand up and just tell him it's time to grow up!!!

[@mu2768]

U just had 4 years of Soros, but u didn't say anything.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

​@@patrickkoen5470 keep living in your twisted cult reality, kid. You people need serious help.

[@SerendipityChild]

We are in such times that Colbert is needed on weekends too

[@FDR_progressive_liberal]

What a pleasant surprise.

[@dawnstanley1733]

​@@FDR_progressive_liberal I definitely was pleasantly surprised!! I'm a little giddy! Lol

[@dailybunnymemes2545]

Whatever gods made this show happen on a Sunday, thank you. We richly deserve it after enduring a week of Trump.

[@roberthill799]

@dailybunnymemes2545 A week? It seems like months! He’s such a swine.

[@littlegreylogcabin]

What a nice surprise to see Stephen on a Sunday!! Glad to have you, sir!

[@stephenmcfarland2298]

I freaked out for a second thinking I had missed a full Monday of work.

[@simoneschwarz5076]

😂

[@fionahoey6922]

Haha! Me too!!

[@KariBear_21]

Omg me too!

[@DWBB-wk9sz]

Same here! 😂😂😂

[@lhasaroadrat9374]

Funny

[@ChandlerSomborac]

I'm Canadian, and we're sick of Trump talking about our becoming American. "You can always become a state". And you can always become a good person/president. But, let me tell ya: *neither* is going to happen!

[@deaw87]

We’re sick of him saying it too and we’re from here. We apologize. He suc*s.

[@mikebyers1873]

Thats what happens when you have the weakest prime minister of all time that cripple us financially

[@1LongTallTexan]

Trump will soon cause a huge rise in the price of gasoline and diesel all across America. CAN'T WAIT TILL TRUMPS BULLSZZT TARIFFS STRIKES HIS OWN SUPPORTERS AND WE HEAR THEM SCREAM ..."He's insane!!"...right along with all the Democrat's in our nation!! I hear them now crying about the price of eggs being too high. Trump lied to all of US!

[@1LongTallTexan]

In Texas we stand with Canada against Trump's insanity and greed as he trys to conquer other nations, giving their wealth of resources by license under Trump, to his White House based organized crime ring of cronie Billionaire's! Hell No! We will not stand with Trump using our military to create his insanity soaked kingdom! Stop Trump!!...American's protest Trump!

[@jennylee9278]

I would rather become a Canadian province.

[@DarrylsB]

Forget the Kennedy files - make him release the EPSTEIN FILES! STAND UP AGAINST THE FELON DICTATOR.

[@MaryAnn-r1g]

That's why he only gave us those other files he's trying to distract anything he does is for distraction from what he's doing

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

Wouldn't we LOVE to see that Epstein file

[@lindaswanson9328]

His name is all over the file. The fbi has pictures and recordings. He is a pedophile!!!

[@shanehughes8528]

He wont do that cause his name is on the list. His name is in the flight logs and so where else is that name going to pop up.

[@bryannimmo8548]

"Oh, the files just say Epstein obviously killed himself... nevermind."

[@moodygirl609]

I second that Danish guys motion.

[@questerperipatetic4861]

Hey Denmark, remember mouthing off and losing Schleswig-Holstein? Keep it up and see what happens.

[@zhengshi-p5u]

The Colombian president held out for 30 minutes, hopefully he'll be so brave when Trump does come for it.

[@Amlakintz]

Move to denmark then

[@derAtze]

​@@Amlakintz This, fellow netizens, is a Russian Propaganda Bot. Thank you for listening to my public service announcement :)

[@neah2k11]

​@@questerperipatetic4861 a few big differences here. Germany and Denmark share a border, and both countries believed they had a right to that territory. It was eventually put up to a referendum vote and the area is divided into Northern Schleswig, which is Danish, and Schleswig-Holstein which is German. Greenland does not share a border with the USA, has historically never been a part of the USA and is an autonomous country in its own right. USA does not and has never had a claim to the country. The only thing that can gain Greenland for the US is to outright invade the country, which would be an entirely bad look.

[@vdevov]

Weekend Colbert. Yes Colbert.

[@SerendipityChild]

Correct Colbert

[@kubrox91]

John Lithgow stayed at a hotel I worked for many years ago. He was the first celebrity guest I encountered, the first that I was a major fan of. God bless that man and his patience, I was trying to impress him in such an awkward and cringeworthy manner. Such a class act.

[@juliereyes2313]

Impeach Trump and Deport Musk!!!!

[@multioptioned]

Make them plant the American flag on Mars! 🤣

[@fabriclover]

There is precedent to deport musk. He overstayed his visa and that means LEAVE FOR GOOD

[@patbrennan6572]

Just impeach and deport ???????????? I have other ideas.

[@Testchannels-z8j]

No one wants Elon.

[@tcg0985]

@multioptionedEven better!

[@MatchaCocoaDog]

Sunday Colbert may become a necessity to survive the next 4 years!

[@guynorth3277]

Ha, ha I love it - he does bring me around.

[@CharleyFinch]

Hear hear! From the UK with love.

[@lorigoshert6667]

I was very confused as to why there were Colbert videos on a Monday morning!

[@holdwhatdoor7629]

That's why nobody watches anymore right?

[@bws15]

All of the late night hosts for that matter…. And a few news reporters. (e.g. Lawrence and Ari)

[@magster6022]

Canadians, please know that no US citizen has ever thought, Let's annex Canada. On the contrary, we think of Canada as our better selves -- it's comforting knowing you're there, whether or not we ever visit.

[@tenareif1013]

(& y’all know 45 is SO 🦇💩crazy‼️)

[@beckybruce4829]

Well, at least one US citizen has thought it.

[@jschuler53]

It never crossed my mind. Yes you are the nice apartment above the meth lab. You're right, no one thinks that.

[@af3893]

As an American I approve this message, and I’ve given serious thought to moving there, cuz my government has me feeling like I need an adult.

[@rowanmiller6035]

Canada is the equivalent of America's cool older cousin who speaks French and went to art school

[@candywarmuth6241]

Delightful surprise. Thanks everyone.

[@DreadlockRockMovie]

Keep the laughs coming, Stephen. We need humor during this ridiculous sham of an administration & cult.

[@Eidlones]

FINALLY!! Someone in a position of power FINALLY said it!!!

[@katekramer7679]

I was NOT prepared for 7:43. Applauding alone in my apartment for this hero.

[@BasicYTHandle]

Applauding alone in my house.

[@gilbertoquirozaltamirano]

He’s part of the Danish right wing, bro

[@katekramer7679]

@@BasicYTHandle No need to brag!

[@katekramer7679]

@@gilbertoquirozaltamirano Turns out a Nazi can get one thing Reich

[@ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342]

First week of the Two Hundred Eight weeks total. Two Hundred Seven to go, oh god. Thanks for being here for us Stephen.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

But it's 52... times 4. 4 years, each 52 weeks. So, really? Its the first week of 208 weeks. Good luck with that. You'll need it.

[@kelseycain3469]

Only 47 more months

[@nomenclature9373]

After Trump months to go, then comes Biden months to go and so on. Could get interesting during the Nixon and Hoover months to go. Can't wait for Washington month for him to go.

[@mstr_door404]

Lmao absolutely unnecessarily pretentious thinking. Just fucking say 4 years. Jesus christ, what is wrong with you people? You overcomplicate shit for no reason. Dramatic thumb sucking babies.

[@MasterSkyrim1000]

Can we turn "Mr. Trump, f**k off!" into the collective political slogan of the world?

[@tcg0985]

I like it!

[@mikeandrews1899]

No ... but you might could use .... "I got ass fucked by orange bad man" 🤷‍♂️

[@matthewcrockett9876]

No. F**k Joe Biden is already taken.😂

[@mikevanderman2727]

I was feeling ill and couldn't sleep and grabbed my phone and saw the notification, I still am unable to sleep, but smiled and even laughed a bit. Thank you.

[@lisamills7055]

Hope you're feeling better.

[@vickiedixon9745]

Loved that Danish response.

[@wandapease-gi8yo]

How about releasing the un redacted Mueller Report?

[@deadtoadsoup]

facts do not matter to the cult

[@ConstantChaos1]

Or the epstine files

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

That would be nice

[@mariaelenaarata303]

Trumps medical records

[@MDonovan]

Or the DJT assassination report and medical exam

[@cheska2024]

Thank you, Stephen, and everyone with the show. I always dread the weekends cuz I miss you guys. Especially now.

[@danbh84]

😂

[@autumngirl951]

Crap, saw this vid on my phone this morning and thought I'd slept through Monday! 😄😄

[@Jacqueline2279]

I had to double-check my calendar. Sunday?! Hell yeah!!!

[@corlissscott7563]

He needs more countries to give him the same message!

[@konakoffee00]

Sometimes that middle finger is just as effective as a Dictator's salute.

[@tao31416]

Maybe it’s something the world leaders can finally agree on?

[@amydk274]

Exactly, so he can take several seats...

[@pamelamarshall8024]

God Bless Stephen Colbert ....we can still laugh at this craziness

[@artemus2]

Well said Denmark.

[@an-meik2026]

Don't mess with the Vikings! Full support for Denmark and Greenland from Germany ❤

[@LegionOfMichael]

The hammer of the gods.

[@martavdz4972]

And from Czechia. I'd work as a volunteer if it came to the worst.

[@Mondfischli]

...🍺😁

[@jeffreyhanc1711]

@@martavdz4972 American here. I’d join you.

[@djgregus]

This is in contrast to the Minnesota Vikings football team, who have proven once again that they can absolutely be messed with.

[@Wondering-oy6nr]

Writers get a bonus for tonight! Good stuff. MAXIsota? Priceless.

[@Cyberpunkkitten]

Let’s go Denmark!!! That speech went hard!!😂

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I scream laughed 😂😂😅😅

[@akirereluem609]

Me too 🎉

[@RogerStoneKrueger]

They cant do anything they have no army.

[@LissaSofienberg]

@@RogerStoneKruegerhaha good one We are allies in NATO remember??? Did you know our soldiers were with american soldiers in Afghanistan??? But if you believe your own ignorance I guess you voted for 🎃 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

[@treywalker9103]

​@@RogerStoneKruegerthey're a nato country dumbass. They don't exactly need one 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@lorib6260]

YAY!! A Sunday show!!! 🎉

[@magdemighty8369]

There wasn't any place "up for grabs" in 1492 either -- looking at you Columbus.

[@AmericanAntiCorruptionAct]

IMAGINE HOW STRONG OUR COUNTRY WOULD BE IF PRESIDENTS SPENT THEIR DAYS WORKING FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ELECTED THEM INSTEAD OF THE BILLIONAIRES WHO BUY THEM.

[@anthonettedillard3999]

Exactly!! 💯

[@davideguiluz6379]

Peru ain’t for grabs Stephen! Greetings from Lima !

[@lukesayers5850]

You gotta warn me before you say something absurd. There is coffee everywhere, and I REFUSE to blame the danes. They? Have enough on their plate.

[@MaryAnn-r1g]

​@@lukesayers5850 😂😂😂

[@UltraGiantMeteor2024]

Wouldn’t know. Haven’t had a president do that in a very very very long time 🤦🏽

[@t.d108]

How sad, that we sane Americans have to take solace from other countries laughing at, cursing, and mocking our president.

[@warpthumr47]

Well, given all of the gaslighting that has, is currently, & will continue for who knows how long, it's nice to have our sanity validated. Eff Elon Musk & every greedy SOB who sold their vote to him.

[@ehuff8000]

Yet there it is, and we are here for it. ❤

[@musicgodess80s]

Great surprise to have a Sunday night monologue 😁😁 Thank you for your snackrifice 👍👍

[@NickDBaker]

Thanks for doing a Sunday show for us, we all appreciate it!🎉❤

[@amberturdcoloringbook1733]

After Trump got elected we all live in The Twilight Zone. down is up and up is down. Monday is Sunday 😉🥴

[@MinnieandMickeyandSnips]

What a wonderful Monday night surprise for us Kiwis! 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿 Love you, Stephen!

[@zombiechicken7114]

I cant help feeling the releasing of the classified files is along the lines of "give them bread and circuses" or as a great philosopher once said "give em the old razzle dazzle"! Trump is hoping to keep us distracted from what terrible things he is doing.

[@marshaparker3735]

My children don't even know these people, and the information doesn't mean much.

[@ZsaZsaZ-q8h]

As a Canadian, I find it refreshing that U.S. citizens are so willing voice their displeasure with U.S. politicians. Here in Canada, we are treated well and more likely to accept the status quo. Trump has pissed us off, and he needs to fucking watch out.

[@joanfrellburg4901]

He's pretty much become a target hasn't he. Wait, he already was.

[@JKD6991]

Thank you for being our neighbor to the North!

[@VIDEOgameDROME]

Yeah he's going to cost a lot of jobs in both countries due to his tariffs. Never liked him and I think his voters are in for a rude awakening (if they can possibly wake up.)

[@classicalaid1]

@@joanfrellburg4901 Let's hope he doesn't become the target of another Luigi.

[@ElliotHard]

Trump is more popular than ever before and Colbert never had a lower viewership people are tired of this nonsense

[@earlatkins9559]

Thank You, Stephen. Keeping us sane, one night at a time.

[@carbon999]

You have a very small grasp of reality seek help

[@Adiantum79]

​@@carbon999nobody values your opinion.

[@muchomail9086]

Declassifying documents is meant to take our eyes off Trump's own activities, right?

[@PerfectRepublic]

It's Sunday night. I'm so confused! Delighted but confused! Oh, this is a rare Sunday night show! Yaaaaaay!

[@LePedant]

IKR, I'm like, wait, it's Sunday!

[@gracelaw1985]

I thought I missed work today

[@acubley]

@@LePedant I checked the calendar twice. Very weirded out.

[@mrsr003]

I was too, I thought, wait, it’s Sunday!

[@yasuke1280]

God bless trump😊

[@brianmccullough5764]

Saving money! We will never have to pay someone to change the sign that says "Zero Days Since We Were an International Embarassment".

[@LegionOfMichael]

😂

[@LegionOfMichael]

We should start a movement in which that is the only comment we post to videos about the Trump administration.

[@Dr.Magic.]

As an American I fully support the Danes!

[@pb_and_nutella]

These really are unprecedented times...a Sunday show

[@AneesaCarrillo]

The Danish parliamentarian expressed what the rest of the world is thinking. No jokes, no kidding, for real. Good luck, America.

[@okkietrooy6841]

"Get lost" is a variation on the theme.

[@wmhiswatching4464]

We need all the luck we can get. Also, regardless of your beliefs, pray for us, too. We need everything we can get. 🙏🏻

[@user-kb1rl5qy1k]

No one gives a Fuk about Denmark and Most Americans could not point it out on a map.

[@cardhutt]

@@wmhiswatching4464 yes, magic sky gods will fix this😂🤣

[@luvmyrecords]

@AneesaCarrillo Thanks. We're gonna need it.

[@richardtbrown756]

😳 Am I dreaming? Stephen on a Monday Morning (I'm in Europe)? This is epic and starts my week right 😊

[@trevorz86101]

John Lithgow is a G.O.A.T.

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

Absolutely and his poetry is amazing 🥰

[@andrewwood1364]

I don't blame Canada or Greenland for not wanting to be American. I don't even want to be American and I'm from here.

[@ShatteredAutomaton]

I mean.... It's because so many other Americans clearly trust someone they've never met to fix issues they've never seen...... It's depressing to even think about.

[@Carlos12160]

Trump says the border lines are fictionalised draw lines, A choice will be to draw the usa border south and around California, the newest state in the happy nation of Canada

[@ZsaZsaZ-q8h]

@@Carlos12160 Y You mean the happy province of California. Meanwhile, Mexico probably wants you back.

[@spars2425]

@@ShatteredAutomaton the issues they never seen or you never felt and never heard it in your day to day unbased media?! Dont get me wrong Im not MAGA but Bernie screamed the same issue for the last decade. At least their guy acknowledged and gathered a team and an agenda. What did yours do? She said the issues do not exist? Dont you really see your contradiction with the reality experienced by the majority here?

[@BLUUU52]

Facts

[@victoriaeads6126]

That clip of the Danish official will be running through my head for four solid years.

[@audikennedy8112]

Maxisota??? You’re too funny, Stephen Colbert ❣️

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Imagine travelling. HI IAM FROM MAXISODA EH

[@BeefyBacardi]

Meh... I mean, NORTH-North Dakota was right there for the taking.

[@estherthorp1608]

Thank you staff Thank you writers And Thank you Stephan 🎉😂

[@HusamSimaan]

At 7:27 ..As an American,I'm impressed by the language skills of the Danish official. He really talks English good .lol

[@dianat-c2775]

Isn’t Denmark a country where most people speak multiple languages - 3 or 4 languages is normal. While in the USA many people who are not immigrants only speak one, and many Americans (over 50 percent?) have reading ability of about 6th grade? (Going by memory since I can’t look up specifics with my computer now - snow affects the satellite dish internet connection - so might be mistaken on details)

[@TampaDave]

"...really talks English good"? How would you know, since you obviously have trouble with the language yourself?

[@ariktrejos]

Translation from Costa Rica: "He really speaks English well" PS. I hope you were joking 😅

[@DemonDamien]

From Denmark: We all speak english, and we all want Mr. Trump to Fuck Off!

[@annepankau8329]

@@TampaDave Don't you know a joke when you see one?

[@mattmerritt159]

This is a treat I wasn’t expecting

[@Sintakhra]

Good luck America. You need it

[@franklin9400]

The fact you follow our media outside of the United States. Means we don't need luck. 😂 Do you think we follow yours? No. There is no need.

[@dannidunn9302]

We need a miracle. Luck isn’t enough.

[@FarWest-away]

thank you, Americans appreciate your kind wishes, please ignore all ignorant and obnoxious replies to your post.

[@gerardodwyer5908]

​@@franklin9400Nice to see your lobotomy was a complete success MAGA bubba😂.

[@vanceuribe295]

@@franklin9400nah he’s right. We are cooked. Maga deserves everything we are about to get from this new circus that’s in town. 😂 trump already made groceries more expensive. Enjoy you honeymoon phase I guess

[@searsfarmcat3328]

Whewww....I thought I'd lost a whole day!! A Sunday show??? Lovely to see you (and Louis Cato's gorgeous smile) on my feed first thing Monday morning!!

[@DrunkinCooking]

I'm dying in laughter -(as a Canadian) 😂😂😂

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

I am too, until they try to make us the 51st state 😭

[@suedinym1]

But Elizabeth May offered to accept Washington, Oregon, and California as new Canadian provinces. Free healthcare? I think we should accept. (As an Oregonian)

[@fiendlayer2475]

I’m dying inside - (as an American)

[@joanfrellburg4901]

Canadas eggs are so cheap, by comparison, it's hilarious.

[@cybercat29]

​@@suedinym1I hope that you all can become Provinces ❤🤗🇨🇦

[@Opus313]

If only Donnie could truly appreciate how painfully stupid he is and how he is mocked all over the world... the most ridiculed thing in history!

[@TheJasonBorn]

Help us fix that. We need more foreign elected officials dogging on how fecking stupid the imbecile Trump is. No amount of clowning his dumb ass is too small. TY world in advance.

[@marty4278]

DOUBLE FO, trump!

[@footballfanatic-m7f]

tbh he's pretty liked here in Singapore

[@Rhiannon011]

trump never will, because malignant narcissist and sociopaths are so arrogant, conceited and so full of themselves, they are clueless to how they are constantly making fools of themselves....he is like the "Emperor with no clothes, he thinks he is standing there "Clothed in golden robes" when in actuality he is standing there stark naked and half the world and our country are laughing their heads off at him.

[@moniqueengleman873]

How is he not embarrassed????

[@arc_gabriel_7518]

We need more weekend colberts!!

[@auditect950]

I am happy to hear Greenland isn't going to become Orangeland.

[@TracyVNguyen]

😂 -- 2 funny

[@Aranwulf]

do you even understand why he wants it, you idiot

[@MadDragon75]

It wouldn't hurt my feelings if you did this every Sunday. 💙

[@joborison9764]

I will say as a Canadian, dropping the penny is actually probably the sanest suggestion you Americans are going to get out of this administration.

[@RealBradMiller]

Not even an original idea by Musk. And would be a mere drop in the ocean for being efficient on spending. Won't help lower egg prices either. ✌️💙🫂 You are absolutely correct though.

[@TampaDave]

That and stopping putting fluorine in our water.

[@shelleychaplin2063]

I havent slept all week watching trump like a hawk this is refreshing thanks for the laughs🇨🇦

[@joydipnayek8070]

Hopefully you can get some rest. T_T (I say as I lie awake in bed)

[@JCChavz]

Maybe you should get a life, then maybe you’ll sleep.

[@peternewman1609]

@@JCChavzsays you getting triggeerd by a stranger in in Colbert YT comments. LOL

[@shelleychaplin2063]

@joydipnayek8070 lol thanks you too

[@joydipnayek8070]

@@shelleychaplin2063 eh mondays are so ducked, do u have work too tomorrow?

[@kimadams1331]

I needed this on a Sunday night! Thanks, Stephen! 😂

[@CWilson1734]

Colbert, you are the bomb for bringing sanity on a Sunday. Watching this again with friends. We love you🥰🥰🥰

[@noratheelk3729]

Weekend Colbert????

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

I'm here for it 😁

[@DavidTheHypnotist]

I got scared! I thought I missed Monday work! Lol

[@kro1146]

Right?! No complaints though 😁👌

[@gracelaw1985]

I did question myself the same… whether I miss work today

[@LittleLunaFox]

What?!?!?! 🤯

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

What a a great surprise to find Colbert tonight!🎉🤹👋🤸🎊🎈

[@rkuhl712]

Sunday Colbert made me question reality

[@Andcomg]

Which country can believe a Convicted Felon.

[@Criseteno]

I thought pennies were the official currency for thoughts ? :P Maybe Musk is not in a position to know...

[@arellatikvah]

😂😂😂

[@garethedwards1926]

Brilliant; I'm stealing that.

[@cynthiaroark1778]

Guess Trump is giving Elon all the important issues to handle.

[@arellatikvah]

Finally some world leaders saying it like it is! Look into Elizabeth May of Canada telling Trump they won't be a state, it's golden!

[@kathleen9607]

Elizabeth May is fantastic!🇨🇦

[@drinajgb2437]

Mad King George has resurrected. Kudos to that Dane❤

[@paddle_my_mad_laddle]

The rare Sunday Colbert!!

[@carolyncarlson6410]

You don't want Denmark to go all Viking marauder... Also, you gotta wonder what Lincoln's ghost thinks of all this

[@jpdemer5]

Zombie Lincoln would sue the "Party of Lincoln" for defamation.

[@Strange_Shadow214]

Lincoln's ghost...probably kicking Hitler's ghost's @$$ 😅

[@laughingoutloud5742]

Or Berzerker!

[@questerperipatetic4861]

Hey Denmark, remember mouthing off and losing Schleswig-Holstein? Keep it up and see what happens.

[@martavdz4972]

Denmark and Finland also have great education systems and a history in the Hanseatic League - an association of cities in Northern Europe that relied on pragmatism and cooperation. So Denmark has independent thinking, history of pragmatism, aggression but also cooperation, and a lot of countries stands behind them because they haven't been expansive for centuries now. You really, really don't want to pi** off these guys.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Been waiting years for that 'F OFF' lmao 👏

[@warpthumr47]

I LOVE the Danish people! I've never been so happy to have Danish in my DNA. ☺️🤣

[@DavidAnderson-m5c]

Me too! I get mine from the bakery.

[@shethingsd]

​@@DavidAnderson-m5c you beat me! I was going to say I have Cheese Danish in my 🧬

[@kcmartin5101]

Can we please have a Late Show on Sundays for the next four years! Pretty please, Stephen. You’re our only hope!

[@konakoffee00]

Oh, and if you eliminate the penny, that means the rounding up of change, not rounding down, so who do you think gets the difference in terms of higher prices = more taxes.... the government who creates the money of course.

[@jlrthebassplayer]

I was shocked and pleased to see this on a Sunday night....at least he can coax a laugh and a smile from me!