Cold Opens but they get more and more obscure | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best of cold opens but they get progressively less well known... and if you don't remember these then go watch the show again x
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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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[@8g448]

As someone who has watched all the seasons atleast 10 times over (except season 8) this is child's play. GIMME MORE OBSCURE REFERENCES!

[@Iamapotato963]

I feel you

[@completelyuselesstrivia5319]

How many right ways are there to make Paella and what are they?

[@Iamapotato963]

there are 11 or 7 you got me@@completelyuselesstrivia5319

[@dementor6440]

On the 1st one i just said all the lines for peralta before even seeing the bottles

[@trainwrecked1000]

I dont think anything is gonna be obscure for you!

[@Vaughn_e13]

I will never not laugh at Pimento hiding in Nikolaj's closet, gets me everytime

[@stevetylers5754]

Its Nikolaj. Not nikolaj

[@Vaughn_e13]

@@stevetylers5754 😂

[@LongShaynx]

Nikolaj

[@stevetylers5754]

Nikolaj.

[@joperhop]

Nikolaj!

[@rachelcookie321]

7:02 no way captain holt would have 393 unread emails. He 100% reads every email then organises them into folders.

[@domsmugala1568]

They might be from Margo

[@sarahwilliams9380]

​@@domsmugala1568they're all talking abt her shoes from scottsdale

[@PersonalPraise]

Or they could be from his sister in all caps 😂

[@Karmaisabreez]

​@@PersonalPraisethat drama queen!

[@chrisaftontvt4318]

Or just hate letters from Wuntch

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I love the hula hoop one because it for sure showed just how devious Holt could be and Jake’s reply was the perfect cherry on top.😊😂

[@josemaria8177]

RIP Bianca. You will always live on in our nightmares

[@Miref11165]

I just realized that in the Boyle Bowling cold open, every single person only says words that start with B except for Terry

[@saph979]

I’m literally tripping out over that 😭

[@dennisnjenga6664]

I just watched it back... So cool

[@AznJsn82091]

He even silenced Terry with "Bup bup bup!"😂🤣

[@BOng-ev9ds]

First thing I noticed when I saw this episode. First thing I thought "that joke was written punchline first, setup last😂

[@BOng-ev9ds]

I definitely forgot the dance class one😂😂

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

"I _am_ wagging, Brenda!" Is so underrated.

[@elizadaleniemann7611]

Gets me every time. How serious they are talking while wagging their butts is prime B99

[@daveclark6324]

The two pictures of Jake's locker and a garbage dump (also Jake's locker) is one of my favorites! 🤣 2:25

[@galymzhankyrykbaev2976]

this made me love the show

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

5:45 Holt's hula hoop accident and torturing Jake with it is my second favourite cold opening.

[@mandolo100]

Which one is your favourite?

[@RJSTEVENS89]

Rosa wagging with a straight face is priceless hah

[@rutujaponde8227]

At 4:05 Captain Holt says 'You have 10 mins' That's exactly 10 mins for the video to end

[@galymzhankyrykbaev2976]

woah!! 😮

[@taichiarasoi776]

Dope

[@BOng-ev9ds]

Nice catch 😮

[@acebase555]

Whoever is making these compilations is putting in that extra effort.

[@MakingSenseoftheWorld]

I love how when Jake and Boyle are about to return the outfits, Holt lets them have their fun

[@gavinshah8592]

"TANK!?? I GAINED 3 POINDS!!" 🤣

[@kimisgloves]

3:24 holt's absolutely horrified face cracks me up 😂

[@seanfraser3125]

“I am wagging, Brenda!”

[@iSupermanCKi]

"Obscure” * Lists all my favorites *

[@jeffmogaka4032]

anyone else noticed that in the boyle bowling scene, every line that Jake says contains only words that begin with the letter B...just straight through every word 😮

[@jessicaren5056]

Yes that’s the whole point! Actually everyone in the scene after Jake stopped Sarges with “Buh buh buh” said words starting with the letter B!

[@charleslarrivee2908]

2:08, Amy is WAY too excited about Jake being called out 🤣

[@MadHymek323]

* 10:16 is always one of my favourites - "I feel like the coolest person in New York City!- _MMMMRRRRRRRR_ "

[@marii_1708]

I love how at 1:07 Andre Baugher strecthes his hands while squatting to avoid looking at Stephanie the wrong way 🫶

[@rachelcookie321]

They’re all stretching their hands like that.

[@mihikagarg1413]

The first time I saw Boyle with a goatee, I DIED.

[@delwinmacauley6593]

The Boyle alliterations were "bombastic"

[@octavio...]

joe is one of the best actors hands down. he can really get into the character

[@persnix]

The bowling scene is amazing because every word starts with B even hey yells while getting pushed

[@hermiona1147]

As someone who watched the video with all cold opens three times, nothing is too obscure for me

[@jessicastrike5640]

We clearly have a different understanding of the definition for obscure

[@elliotoliverr]

Yeah, they’re too easy, coming from someone who watched all seasons at least 5 times

[@imran_1]

Is it crazy i remember every single one of these?

[@BOng-ev9ds]

If it is, you're not alone 😂

[@annalucy89]

Brooklyn 99 was the best friggin comedy show ever since Friends!! Wish it had lasted a little longer!!

[@ankitamenon8780]

I think they underestimated how obsessed b99 fans are, these aren’t as obscure as they think

[@shib5497]

You guys need to do a video of “People being unnecessarily mean to Terry for no reason for x minutes straight”

[@meeunice]

That razmataz class looks great tbh. P.s. this was child's play. I've watched all episodes hundreds of times. Apart from season 8. I block that one out.

[@48Doobie]

Can’t get enough of this show ty KZbin

[@danielbaliki2698]

I don't know why I never clued in to this until now, but in the first one, every word Jake says starts with a B.

[@thatgingerguy3461]

Every word everyone says starts with B

[@danielbaliki2698]

@@thatgingerguy3461 Except for Terry's "what are you..." in the beginning, you're right!

[@thatgingerguy3461]

@@danielbaliki2698 true that

[@malur_2637]

10:10 is my favourite. Tank. I gained 3 pounds. 3 POUNDS. Its so funny

[@magenta_mer-goat86]

I’ve used most of these cold opens as meme templates before, so I don’t think they’re that obscure!

[@criistto5353]

this is probably the earliest ive ever been to a b99 video lol

[@jackkelly9048]

The only ones I didn't remember were the Vulture and the last one with Rosa's haircut

[@SectorComics]

it is still unknow if kelly is a dog or this scully's wife

[@madasandwich7009]

It’s both

[@BOng-ev9ds]

It's both😂 I truly loved that storyline ending

[@reyy9220]

the tank one will never not make me laugh

[@mateusdealencar5622]

One thing I've just noticed is that in the first cold open Jake only spoke words which started with "B" 😮

[@RamiS79133]

All of them actually, not only jake

[@FoxGlove8]

@@RamiS79133Apart from Terry

[@trainwrecked1000]

All incredibly well known

[@noahleschak8942]

I am wagging Brenda! 😂

[@maamea2132]

I love the vulture,😂😂

[@BOng-ev9ds]

Dean Winters is the man! I'm old enough to have loved him since the TV show "Oz" from HBO (Max)

[@calebsoria1777]

BIANCA NOOOOOOOOO 😂😂

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

9:55 XD

[@equimanthorn6185]

I AM WAGGING BRENDA

[@godwinrodriguez1012]

Pimento and Charles got sceard of each other

[@cheery-tube]

TIME FOR MY THIRD REWATCH

[@heysharukh]

"Is she, Passing 😬"

[@A_Wretched_Goblin]

There are about 0.24g of fudge in a calorie, or about 9 thousandths of an ounce

[@XavierBlackburn777]

9:03 my favorite cold open

[@saschabaumgartner3766]

a man died read the room, jake

[@jacksonbrackeen720]

Jake only says words with b in the first cold open

[@nalyajj]

I🖤🖤🖤🖤I

[@mjnstudiosgaming3618]

is kelly the dog or the wife (if they revealed it i forgot 💀)

[@couchedpotato]

You would know it if you listened to his podcast. But Kelly is both his dog and wife name lol.

[@jazzinthevoid]

rip andre :(

[@brenna_boop6341]

Don’t be shy, give us a real challenge

[@tropixi5336]

"i am wagging brenda"

[@nithishshetty7129]

Notice how every single word in the first cold open starts with a B. NOINE NOINE

[@kingcobra333]

Bruh literally 13 for 13. I am the biggest fan of the 99

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Keep wagging back there I’AM WAGGING BRENDA!

[@Capitan_Doug_Keith]

I will never not laugh at, BABUSHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@DarthBigBen]

BABUSHKA!

[@runerdude141]

10:10

[@Skyfalcon12345]

THREE POUNDS!

[@donutdude1934]

"Bottles. Boyle. Bullpen." -Jim Halpert, The Office, Season 3, Episode 21

[@optimaltt6070]

BABUSHKAAAAAAAA

[@donutdude1934]

@@optimaltt6070 BABUSHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ash_elizabethhh]

Ayyyyyyyy early!

[@rachelcookie321]

I feel like a lot of these aren’t cold opens. Like it starts just before the action starts. A cold open starts in the middle of the action.

[@christophersanchez2658]

1:07 😈😈

[@rationalcommentor]

BABOOSHKA

[@osrichitt5269]

The hula hoop cold open is not obscure

[@emmasandham2273]

:)

[@rubybaron6392]

Early xd

[@rachelcookie321]

Why do they seem to make fun of Charles for playing field hockey as a man? Field hockey is roughly 50% men. It’s a very unisex sport. I played hockey when I was in school and it always felt very violent and more like something boys would be into. I always imagined it as a typically masculine sport.

[@njdevilku1340]

Is kelly wife or dog?

[@BOng-ev9ds]

Both

[@rustynx01]

Look, the show has finished ot wasn't cancelled without a final episode so......... Move on, make better content Now.

[@TheNinthGenerarion]

People like to rewatch shows. If you don’t want to see it, don’t comment nor click on it and it will go away.

[@rustynx01]

@@TheNinthGenerarion who are you?

[@TheNinthGenerarion]

@@rustynx01 why does it matter, who are you?