We Tested AWFUL Celebrity Alcohol (AGAIN)

[@tikkng]

max laughing uncontrollably while chad vomits in a fucking beyblade arena holy fucking shit, you cannot make this type of shit up

[@FriedSheep69]

That puke was good, we might have lost the guy otherwise. I love Chad

[@1XSTEALTHTWINTURBOX1]

It's just so much funnier that it's on beyblades arena. It hurt when I laughed hard.

[@solssun]

im crying it was so good

[@TheClintonio]

Yeah I haven't laughed so hard at a KZbin video in ages

[@justanotherviewer3413]

Reminds me of the golden days

[@dadeline]

i love when max and chad are just absolutely shattered and the one guy proceeds to create the most complicated brain-flexing game

[@fordo5361]

@@roberturt2631 scott is better bring back scott, what happend to scott

[@marcusberry9835]

@@fordo5361 I think Scott's too busy with Cool Shirtz, but still is there when filming, to ensure everything goes fine.

[@chipbowdrie171]

@@fordo5361 u trippin darcy is a legend

[@fordo5361]

@@chipbowdrie171 nah bro scott better, scott is actually funny bro darcy is cringe bro

[@fordo5361]

@@marcusberry9835 hes funnier they should be swapped around

[@Cyranek]

guessing ludacris every time except for the ludacris liquor is top tier

[@brickedtfupfitness]

Spoiler alert

[@stancobalt8095]

@@brickedtfupfitness Don't read comments of anything before watching it.

[@brickedtfupfitness]

@@stancobalt8095 well it was the display one so it's not like I searched for it

[@gromple7231]

This comment thread is haha

[@slabamaz4131]

@@stancobalt8095you have more will power than most my friend

[@SwissSauce]

Max laughing like fucking Voldemort while Chad threw up into a beyblade arena is the perfect clip to summarize the energy of this entire channel

[@TotallyTublier]

Chad and Max being massacred is hilarious but Chad puking every time is gold.

[@largejoe2195]

Psycho comment

[@tommangan7]

Especially when it's into a Beyblade arena 🤣

[@Catnippy]

liver cirrhosis moment

[@TotallyTublier]

@@largejoe2195 lmao massacred drunk, not hurt.

[@TheWebbliest_Official]

@@tommangan7 LET IT RIP

[@andromunculus6666]

max laughing at chad for not knowing what live action means and then guessing simpsons is gold

[@KyleFaver]

Didn't pick up on that hahahaha amazing, thannks for pointing it out!

[@megayeet7247]

@@KyleFaver literal npc comment

[@KyleFaver]

@@megayeet7247 yeah I really didn’t know what to say there ahahaha

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

I think he realized chad didn’t know what it means, and purposefully picked one that isn’t live action so chad wouldn’t be able to piece together what it means

[@garbagel4744]

@@iwantmykidssusan4941 tbf, Max's part-time job is skewing Chad's vocabulary with falsehood after falsehood

[@zachpage8755]

The censoring for the puking is the best censor I’ve ever seen

[@Drippie_trap]

Liberal

[@williambuckle3354]

commie

[@Deathranger999]

@@Drippie_trap ...what?

[@zeefunk9620]

gosh darn libby

[@kingfikko4204]

@@Drippie_trap ??

[@Qwad]

I love how Chad guessed Jay-Z and Beyonce on the drink prior to theirs and still couldn't guess them after all 5 rounds.

[@khanager2814]

Was looking for this comment hahaha absolutely hilarious that he didn’t get it and didn’t even remember having just guessed it once he found out the answer

[@shadecollins]

The part where max is in 2x speed but chad is still talking and moving in normal speed was incredible

[@raynjpg]

The editing for this show is fucking great every time

[@napdragon2499]

WHAT TIME? I MISSED IT

[@Gobleen04]

All praise Prezoh the editor 💪🏿🦦

[@Sc0tt_e]

Truly a cold ones moment

[@raynjpg]

@@Gobleen04 they have more than one editor. prezoh doesn't edit every video.

[@bigmike8586]

The producer handing Chad the beyblade arena to use as a puke bucket is pure genius, whoever that was deserves a massive raise

[@murry001]

that shit was hilarious hahahaha

[@DIAMONDBACK__6]

never knew I shouldve saved my arena for later 🤣

[@rorkiy2]

they dont get paid

[@austins.2495]

They don’t become producers just because they get paid. If anything they’re serving as assistants/editors, producer is a big leap.

[@The.Umbra.Levitas]

i think you meant "unpaid intern"

[@TaylorCrofts]

Chad vomiting in the bayblade ring was the funniest shit i swear to god

[@parkerazz4385]

🤣

[@jaykay1074]

Poor Darcy watched them open her gift destroy it then vomit in the arena 😂

[@tyler-edic]

He let it rip

[@jasongard1536]

@@tyler-edic he did indeed 🧐

[@GraemeGunn]

I was like "he's going to make it through the video without throwing up? And then he accidentally made himself puke with the beyblade thing. lmao Golden.

[@jeonramsay]

so glad these guys are here to teach the public about healthy boundaries in friendships

[@tjbullis1491]

I love how max laughs at chad when he asks what live action is, then seconds later guesses the Simpsons Lol

[@kychororo]

lol i read chad as clad it took me 1 minute to figure out this comment tf

[@wweboyhzhfjdh]

Hello Chad and Max

[@someguyorfemaleontheintern5837]

@Don't Read Profile Photo Ok I won't... Goodbye

[@liambenson814]

Hello Mad and Chax

[@strawberry_boicake]

hello slowpoke

[@psyched.shelby5391]

Hello Dad (my dad left for cigarettes when I was 9)

[@harrytipton3996]

@@psyched.shelby5391 lol

[@NachozMan]

They are PUMPIN that content out, and I am here for it.

[@nattiecraft]

Pumpkin*

[@exoduspow]

Now they just need to pump it out on their patreon

[@superkobster]

december revenue BABY

[@Th3James]

With all that pumpin' they doin, no wonder they bussin'

[@vrylox]

I wish I could pump I’m 85

[@mysterygamer4086]

23:14 "darci, one day youre gonna have your first beer" had me dying

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Cold Ones never fail to entertain, especially when alcohol is involved.

[@DefineLoveAndYouDefineLife]

That’s all the time 😭

[@Reed_Walters]

Yeah, I'm with Stick, it's literally all the time... Their channel is named COLD ONES, HAHAH

[@dylanhicks5073]

woooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@TheRealVergo]

That was the best episode of Cold Ones I’ve ever seen in my life. The heart, the dedication. It was all there😂👏👏

[@dreddf4235]

Yeah it was the editing for me that put it over the top

[@illunis2355]

Bro same

[@BliTzeDGames]

seriously, laughed so hard at this one

[@Malphas38th]

I was ecstatic to see Slipknot’s whiskey in there

[@nathanm9550]

Agreed!!

[@bebop_557]

The look on Chad's face at 28:29 was felt by everyone. When you're drunker than all hell and way overconfident, so you try doing something stupid and instantly suffer the consequences for it. You can tell he immediately knew it was a bad idea.

[@merucrypoison296]

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[@justaneditygangstar]

@@merucrypoison296 lies I’m 21 and never drunk once lmao

[@Seniorjohnson]

@@merucrypoison296 speak for yourself young timer

[@snail736]

@@merucrypoison296 Nah most of us grew up with Max from his prank call days

[@neinja66469]

@@merucrypoison296 speak for yourself kid 😃😃

[@xenox8553]

When is the next video tier list? This is by far an S+... In honor of my new favorite video, I drank a shot for every celebrity they drank to. RIP Chad's liver...

[@zvra]

s tier for chad’s puke

[@jtbcu2269]

and have meat canyon be in the video

[@paulmaweu2064]

28:26 that pause before the explosion 🤣🤣🤣 I knew chad wasn't gonna make it out that studio with all that alcohol in his body😁

[@Josh_2992]

Bruhh. I had water in my mouth and almost spit it everywhere. Only channel that makes me laugh until i cry

[@Liam_is_outside]

That bley blade was the worst idea ahahah

[@uninterestedcat8429]

I was dead laughing

[@zeejackson2059]

Frfr

[@Jagexii]

as soon as he stopped talking i started dying because I’ve felt that exact thing before

[@DanBruhMoment]

25:33 is such an amazing scene with the way Chad focuses so intensely on the imaginary egg. I'd love to know what was going through his mind.

[@MemesAndStuff]

*E G G*

[@michaelshaboikn]

Dude chad making himself puke by accident was the hardest laugh I’ve had in a while hahahah well done

[@marcellus2319]

buddy drank like a full bottle they were filling those glasses up, better he puked sooner than later XD

[@vader2641]

shoutout to the editors who clearly have so much fun with it! "I'm feeling loopie" (nice cgi!) "egg" floored me!!!

[@DolanDarker]

chad deserved to lose for insulting the breaking bad liquid

[@theRPGmaster]

Yes boss, breaking bad liquid is all I put in my car. Runs like clockwork.

[@miguelthekewlkid272]

I actually heard it's pretty good so I'm assuming Chad has shit taste lmao

[@jakoblongbine2987]

Mezcal is just rougher than normal tequila haha

[@flamevortex]

you mean the breaking bad beverage.

[@MkazPr1m3]

real

[@triplechocolate887]

Please never stop the chaotic editing style. The day you switch editors is the day I stop watching lmfao

[@otielcraft]

Yeah i bought the Patreon and it's not the same without the editing

[@uggkitsune]

@@otielcraft no shit its raw film

[@otielcraft]

@@uggkitsune its fokin raw

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

But they're always switching editors

[@sxlrac_barlos3392]

usually they have to edit how the creator wants them to. this is their style so editors must adhere to those demands since they’re a paid service 🤝 gang

[@braedenswindle5993]

I'm honestly so happy that these guys are uploading so much more consistently. Glad to see them making more funny content

[@kurokiau8206]

Darcy - “they refer to their fans as maggots” Max instantly - “Jake Paul” had me sideways

[@62squad]

This really is the moment where Chad became Jesse Ridgewell

[@comtom1066]

Who dat?

[@Mayala285]

@@comtom1066 mcjuggernuggets

[@Mayala285]

@@comtom1066 21:00 nevermind its just chad being drunk as shit. Its actually Jesse pinkman

[@Seikatsu121]

Ludacris

[@jamesdegen5244]

Facts

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

“I’m black out drunk. Let me stick a long thing in my throat and potentially trigger my gag reflex.” -Chad, probably

[@theRPGmaster]

I'm black out drunk, I'll take a shot - Chad, definitely

[@khazareek]

Its a self-preservation mechanism, he's cleaning his system of excess alcohol subconsciously.

[@jonny5696]

I mean I laughed during the episode but I was in absolute tears when he did that lmao

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

@@jonny5696 it's like the moment i saw that change in expression, i knew it was coming.

[@kylestevens4024]

Throwing up in the arena😂😂 couldn’t end it better

[@luke_mckay]

Cold ones (and Bobby Duke Arts) have the most rewatch-ability of any other content on KZbin. Mark rober and William Osman are pretty good too.

[@HercTonight]

I think that it's crazy that max and Chad have started their own line of alcohol!! Don't know about the whole "asbestos adding flavor" thing but still, can't wait!

[@shadowwarrior8325]

Matt cackling like a villain while Chad can't stop throwing up had me dying lmao

[@peeearl]

who the fuck is matt man

[@martyjehovah]

Matt and Chad, the much beloved youtube comedy duo and hosts of the world famous New Zealand based podcast "Cool Ones".

[@marijnmolenaar2848]

@@martyjehovah Mike and Chris from the twitch show Cool Orges

[@Alayna-uf6bb]

Ahhh yess Matt and chad

[@Alayna-uf6bb]

Ahhh yess Matt and chad💀💀

[@TheCramik]

Max managing to guess Ludacris for half the drinks, but not the one that was actually Ludacris is some insane luck

[@pickpickpickpickpickpick]

This is a way better format than the last celebrity alcohol, you guys should do this again, or this gameshow type format again

[@sandowss138]

Max laughing uncontrollably at Chad vomiting just cracks me up

[@Leonoir7]

Max's laugh man. Absolute menace and I love it 🤣

[@Road2Zion_]

I cried laughing at the end 🤣 from start to finish, this one was verry entertaining. Bottums up! 😄

[@moltensh4dow506]

i like the moment any small thing that could possibly trigger and small amount of gagging happens to chad, it just builds it up into a unrelenting torrent of vomit, it’s like a match into a box of fireworks

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

I like how Chad keeps being surprised that a spirit is 40% alcohol

[@spookysamindahouse9851]

Ikr, anything under that is under proof

[@TheAdaoo7]

@@spookysamindahouse9851 some vodkas and gins are 38% and they're still spirits not liqueurs. The official minimum for a whisky is 40% tho.

[@LuciFernato]

@@TheAdaoo7 tequila is quite often 38w as well

[@TheAdaoo7]

@@LuciFernato true Lots of rums and other white spirits can be. I was just using vodka and gin as examples

[@kevinkara6925]

I love when they drink alcohols. Fav videos. I like when they have to guess which one is the right one or guess the person

[@jakemartin3126]

^ Me writing a comment after keeping up with them shot for shot

[@theRPGmaster]

I'm in pain when they drink alcohols, because I'm usually drinking alcohols also. But in some cases I'm in pain because they're drinking the alcohols, but I'm not.

[@micahc2300]

im so mad at myself i guessed post malone for almost every question and the one time i didn’t guess that it was him

[@weavingshroud]

Skill issue

[@micahc2300]

@@weavingshroud no the game was rigged against me

[@quartzgaming1991]

@@weavingshroud what is wrong

[@criticaltipper7699]

Post Malone is your Ludacris

[@angelnetworks]

just how max guessed ludacris each game and not the one he was

[@lukas.exe4042]

When Chad said he watched a documentary about Fyre Festival I am certain he means the video by Internet Historian

[@Flapjack_710]

Chad guessing jay-z and Beyoncé on the Super Bowl ad question but not on the whole line of questions about them in the next liquor is great

[@ColinFilm]

My fave part was Chad being so drunk, they had to tell him the video wasn't over twice and there was still more to do. 😂

[@MetroidGX]

Its little details like darcys edited widening smile at 00:43 that make me like the boys even more.

[@MightyKondrai]

I love how you could see them get progressively more drunk over the episode. another great video!

[@roboterson]

Wow that "wii wii" joke at 21:18. This editor is amazing! You had the noise and everything

[@CHRONUSGD]

27:27 is the funniest framing i've seen in a while.

[@snusemcgoose1001]

I love when chad starts getting his bearings and he looks at himself shouting "Why am I covered in ludacris?!"😂

[@abysSWZ]

15:21 had me in tears

[@noahrueda44]

The import costs are crazy. A 9 pack of Cacti costs less than $20

[@Shmuel420]

When I heard $400 AUD I said WHAT

[@davidzarate5876]

For real I never even thought stuff would be that much too import, unless someone finessed them 😅😂

[@elderrusty541]

@@davidzarate5876 well they’ve mentioned sometimes the shit they import isn’t legally available (see the strongest alcohol vid) so smuggling it in is most likely super expensive

[@justaneditygangstar]

@@elderrusty541 oh shit lmao

[@ChrisHuppey]

@@elderrusty541 Meme Country

[@jamiedelong7095]

I love the constant reappearance of the smoke alarm now. It wouldn't be a cold ones episode without it.

[@braytanthrifts]

13:02 that Chris the meme god joke aged like milk

[@binkleyoutube]

they also mentioned p diddy at the end

[@Whiistledx]

Chad really used the beyblade launcher on himself to make himself rip, I couldn't stop laughing

[@Apocollective_horseman]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you need more likes good sir!

[@justaneditygangstar]

Let it RIPPP!!!!

[@mikkii505]

"Kiss me" lmao. I'm chad when I'm drunk with the homies 💀

[@exc-ption]

Pause

[@trillwill93]

A couple more drinks and he was tryna flex the lack gag reflex

[@morthine2457]

why do u need to be drunk to love your buddies?

[@tristanreymendoza2402]

🤨📸

[@EthanPineapple]

Lol me too

[@arthurgange8217]

Sick Dr. Who reference at 20:50

[@RemingtonRowland]

😎

[@YW2324]

That was cool 😎

[@Julia-tk2em]

He don’t wanna go

[@paul_romero_]

Max and Chad kept me company (by way of watching their videos), while I was evacuated and my home town burned down from a wildfire and I lost everything. I will always feel comfortable, when watching these videos, because of last summer. ♥️💪🏽💪🏽

[@SteampunkHorse]

Jesus dude, I hope you’ve been able to rebuild since then. That sucks big time :( I hope no one was hurt!

[@WorldCastt]

The editing is just God Tier. Please never change this editing style! I love it too much!

[@Chucky_Chuck_93]

Absolutely hilarious! Haha Props to Chad for making it through to the end until he threw up. Excellent performances from the everyone. Haha Merry Christmas!! And if we don’t get another new video before the year ends, happy new year everyone!!

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

16:56 as a PA resident people here unironically call Philadelphia "Filthadelphia" ive heard it numerous times in a non jokingly manner

[@usamaepekonis]

"Waltuh, put your grog away, waltuh. I'm not getting drunk with you today, waltuh."

[@Xedafoun]

At 15:20 "floopy loops" or "im feeling floopy" should be some sort of merch

[@Bibbly53]

I love that their AD/AH just laughs at their pain. That's love.

[@kimorayn1733]

That's was Max, ac/dc wasn't even in this video bro

[@VraccasVII]

dafuq is an AD/AH?

[@Bibbly53]

@@VraccasVII Assistant Director / Assistant to The Hosts

[@labanfinney1959]

Max definitely said ludicrous before the question was even asked 😂

[@huddocurran4569]

22:20 Post Malone telepathically punishes Max by collapsing his brain

[@Only_Oliver]

Just what I needed as I've been stuck in bed all week with the flu. Merry Christmas boys!

[@aestheticsock8772]

same :((( eating soup and drinking tea with honey. feel better!

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

This isn't a blog.

[@killemftw5059]

Get well soon brother

[@GetIsekaid]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v ?

[@elliotti8698]

me too brother get well soon

[@kdw6582]

27:37 when the party's still going at 4am and the friend you have to leave with isn't letting you go

[@goofygoober779]

That puking scene at the end was gnarly. Great stuff guys loved the video!

[@fritzdecat]

25:00 I didn't know Chad could get drunk until now.

[@lovelylady2787]

Max and chad are like a fine wine..they get better the more you consume 💀

[@christianpeterson8167]

The mouth edits in this episode are top

[@G-I-JEZUS]

Throws in a Karl Pilkington reference at 25:35 !! beautiful.

[@IneptOrange]

You get a skill point for puking in a bayblade arena I'm sure

[@limitgoesoff]

Is no one going to mention the fact that there's a TEEN choice award for female HOTTIE???????? SUS af

[@denni8271]

18 and 19 year olds exist

[@bingdinggold1877]

I mean technically it's fine because TEENS are liking the other teens at least??

[@curt7777777777]

@@denni8271 Still creepy yo. These women have been acting since they were like 12 and they turn 18 and are suddenly nominated as a "hottie"

[@jimlahey6938]

@@caslikesliterally what the fuck are you talking about

[@MrMaxta]

@@curt7777777777 Yeah because once they're 18 they are adults...

[@MacaroniMan8291]

The mark up on these alcohols is crazy in aus, that ace of spades is like 200 in the us

[@myamdane6895]

It's a joke. Have to pay a bloody fortune for cigarettes too. Fuckers in the government don't like anyone having fun anymore

[@OeTop]

26:14 that little laugh had me dying

[@OctoMatoe]

The arena toss was clutch

[@SoggyOatmeaI]

19:48 That move was actually insane

[@mattjohnsonj]

Literal 5 head play

[@user-zl6om2ru4g]

chad throwing up in the beyblades thing is classic lmfao

[@trystanlewis4590]

Man chad really let it rip😂😂

[@Mote.]

The Matt Smith regeneration at 20:51 I love it

[@Breadlord87]

I appreciate any and all references to doctor who :)

[@KeesieOilcorner]

Chad violently throwing up in a beyblade arena is just the funniest shit to me

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

First time ive genuinly smiled all holiday season. Thanks boys. Merry Xmas

[@skelly4197]

Hope the rest of holiday season gets better for you man, you deserve it. Merry Xmas :)

[@lukamagicc]

That ending right there is what you call natural fucking talent, i am in tears.

[@wed6790]

I reckon that Ramsey gin would be better for cooking with

[@fadedoffense]

0:01 “IT TASTES LIKE HOGSHIT!!” What a way to start a video. By the way, happy holidays.

[@ca11mestephen]

12:56 had me crying "this is not a conversation this is a fact"

[@hunteralexander658]

I love the when it video ends with chad throwing up

[@enigmatv5641]

Max totally won the last round! Max said Ludacris first! The judge was slacking! Great episode. My wife and I played along

[@cassidywinston1895]

Chad can be that drunk yet THAT smooth transferring the drinks

[@Bunjo00]

This Australian version of Rhett and Link is kinda wild

[@Waluigilover]

Chad slowly getting more and more drunk was hilarious in the end when he started throwing up got me laughing so hard that I literally could not breathe

[@ichabodwashburn7774]

Thank you Matt and Ryan for making great content as always

[@themarkham123]

I liked the part when they drank the alcohol

[@DEMiURGE455]

Mm yes I liked that specific part too

[@kimorayn1733]

Best part of the vid.

[@Andrew..J]

I liked the part with Max and Chad

[@jfish5036]

Das good oart

[@_gorezone_]

Timestamp???

[@AdventuresofaGeek]

Alcohol prices is no joke in Australia. I get that they ordered and had shipped a lot of them but even the ones they were able to find there was overpriced. That's why a lot of them drink goon bags

[@derpymcderpster5526]

16:19 Chad: Ah yes, my favorite comedy show, Doctor Who. I'm fucking dead ☠

[@SteampunkHorse]

“It’s a live-action tv show” “The Simpsons?”

[@styxwessel5930]

Fun fact: "grog" isn't just any alcohol, it's specifically 90% warm water (usually something that isn't pure to drink) and 10% high proof rum to make it potable, usually with a citrus zest for taste and scurvy reasons.

[@benblair2591]

Grog was never about making water potable, it's clean drinking water added to English sailor's rum ration so the rations couldn't be easily saved over multiple days and consumed all at once, causing drunken sailor's

[@lilpressy3444]

7:03 the smoke alarm started going off and me and my girlfriend who just smoked a bowl looked around the room and outside frantically for five seconds and it was horrifying