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#ColdOnes #Wish #haul

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

They have ingrained their humor to me so much, that I almost burst out laughing when my aunt announced she had aids. Genuinely super disappointed in myself. Thanks Max and Chad from ColdOnes

[@binkyandyc69]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Auids

[@Perfinn]

why would she be announcing that to her family…

[@assembly2593]

does your aunt have snake aids or ogre aids?

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

@@Perfinn Because in Puerto Rico (especially in the older side), people just share everything with their family.

[@Sleepvertical]

I want a whole episode where they compete to buy each other the funniest outfit they can from Wish.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

That'd be great, I was so happy they actually went out in their outfits.

[@torontotonto6189]

and go to a bar wearing it

[@chckens]

Give us this please mr cold one

[@BigStinker_14]

Yeah, I think their episodes may need more direction. Sometimes it can be hit or miss for me.

[@TapMu5ic]

I need to see some cheap ballet costumes and crappy pointe shoes👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Poliswag7]

I love how this has just become “let’s order cool shit we want and make a video so we can write it off as business expenses” I love this channel lmfao

[@jde824]

None of stuff was cool though. Lol

[@Poliswag7]

@@jde824 Chad bought a 1000 dollar jacket because he thought it looked nice lmfao

[@oce_triangular6618]

the souljawitch pfp goes hard

[@Poliswag7]

@@Absurd_G54 you don’t know what embezzlement means

[@jackhanson3856]

@Absurd Beats No. That’s just wrong.

[@jesusdesanto432]

I like how Chad is 75% literate, yet wildly successful

[@cadegcn]

That’s what society is pushing for sadly

[@ploopydiper]

@@cadegcnbro’s just saying shit

[@wxbrainiac]

​@@cadegcnChad may only be 75% literate but he is a lot more funny than any of us can ever hope to be

[@Fuck_handles]

@@cadegcn Comedy existed before society

[@LordSandwich27]

​@@cadegcnwhat is bro yapping 'bout

[@Liana-bh8vd]

amazing that they still trust max to hold glass objects

[@Titantitan001]

No joke. Im waiting for the day its plastic and a good gotcha moment can happen.

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Amazing they trust Max around any glass objects at all

[@saltylemon4436]

@@Titantitan001 That shit would need to be like epoxy resin to survive one of Max's onslaughts.

[@Titantitan001]

@@saltylemon4436 after I saw the hammer. Maybe metal

[@serynaide7464]

TO TEA!

[@jackpatroni5416]

I love how max bought 17 trucker shirts but didn’t let chad pick silver 😂

[@rtblax5135]

Ngl I feel a lil bad for chad sometimes

[@blanket4763]

@@rtblax5135 but then he breaks the cool stuff and I instantly don’t feel bad anymore

[@vvvvvv66666]

@@blanket4763 max breaks more

[@BioshockDrill]

​@@vvvvvv66666your joking right?

[@hagipilo5017]

you spelled baught wrong

[@dennisneumann869]

Max' destructive power has no limits. I feel very bad for Scott and at the same time respecting his patience with all these antics.

[@egghead2048]

lmao them going outside with that outfit like they are some fashion trendsetters made me laugh so hard. you guys should order more weird clothes.

[@reboot7433]

do u know the song they were playing there

[@chilibeer3912]

I love that they keep blaming the AI when they were the ones who selected the products

[@bonekichi7]

Scott was probably like "what the fuck are they talking about"

[@mask9537]

i love that max is looking like he´s gonna visit columbine high school

[@lordorettyflackojoebean7873]

@@mask9537 w idubbbz.

[@bxnnyears77]

They search wish with the words from the random generator website and then were supposed to use the dice to pick which one they would buy. They're saying the AI chose because it controlled what they could search

[@chriswilbur1356]

They were also using an MtG spindown counter instead of a real d20, spindowns have all the numbers next to each other

[@MARKOGRIZLI]

Max and Chad looking like they'll tell their favourite friend not to come to school tomorrow by the end of the video.

[@CLSGL]

I was waiting for this one

[@lachlank.8270]

trenchcoat mafia

[@PastelXIX]

I was waiting for this lmao

[@neinja66469]

@@lachlank.8270 the mafia does wear trench coats so ur not wrong lol they'd run a drunken mafia that barely collects debts and goes bankrupt overnight

[@DakotaDoctor]

Which turns out to be each other, so neither show up the next day 😂

[@seanfitzpatrick666]

Max looks like he went to columbine high school in the 90s...

[@marthalenia]

This is insane

[@mynameisjeff8860]

"the boxcutter, a boxers worst enemy" that was so good hahaha, thank you for that.

[@mollytaylor8122]

Chad: Scared to put horse oil on his skin Also Chad: Smokes Frankincense and unknown Chinese herbs out of a Wish crack pipe with no hesitation

[@bigsleez8655]

"If it gets you lit it cant be shit" ~me

[@clyne8835]

What video was this because i wanna see that

[@bigsleez8655]

@@clyne8835 dreckssteifen rp

[@jonafumin9890]

@@clyne8835 from the video “wish items that are not legal (but we bought them anyway)”

[@raygun26]

It was ephedra Chinese herbs. Which is basically a plant version of amphetamines.

[@ColinFilm]

Max's boxcutter joke was perfect. Chad not getting it was even better! 😂

[@PeacePills.]

im kinda embarrassed i didnt get it until chad explained it lol

[@Michael-nc3ib]

I refuse to believe they have had three videos out in the past two weeks. I feel like I haven’t watched a new video in a whole year. I’m about to binge watch these three episodes I missed.

[@j_a_.c3157]

Max slowly transformed into blade, its the universe where hes also a chinese trucker

[@KiemPlant]

The fact that they went outside with them makes this video even better. More of this please.

[@Watchman-co8es]

that was one of my favorite moments on their channel, i needed that laugh

[@TrueVampGod]

Yeah that segment was great! Love to see stuff like that.

[@chadwuzhere1]

@@Watchman-co8es M0k9k

[@reboot7433]

do u know the song they were playing there

[@commietommy]

These boys are singlehandedly keeping wish afloat with they antics.

[@TheRealAMG]

*youtube

[@snowpoff3271]

These boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics

[@ekoreko4271]

their*

[@Ryan...]

Their boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics.

[@commietommy]

@@ekoreko4271 I know what I said, it wasn't meant to be "their" in the first place 🤡

[@CloudStudiosPhoto]

I love that max gets excited about eating items just because they’re non-toxic 😅😂

[@Yourbluetoothdeviceispairing]

I don’t think half the video was supposed to be focused on bad trucker shirts, but the fact that max bought so much of them, they just had to make a mini game out of it

[@Tiltigo]

There's some kind of primal force that awakens in Max whenever he sees the "careful, glass" sign on packages.

[@V0Y463R]

also whenever he sees something potentially edible

[@JacksonGfishing]

He’s funnier then both of U!

[@JKennedy0204]

I love how 3 minutes into the video it devolved into max buying trucker shirts

[@10ytrewq]

And then proceeds to yell, "Why are there so many shirts?!?!" 😂

[@sneersh9107]

Could watch an hour long video of max buying trucker shirts ngl

[@IantheKid125]

Max looks like the kinda guy to tell someone not to come to school the next day

[@triggeredsnowflake2507]

Top tier episode! The jokes were perfect, and the fits were so scuffed they came together fresh at the end.

[@404JNF]

Scott is such a good babysitter for these special needs children, god bless 🙏🏼

[@psychokramberry8632]

The way their fits actually came together is unbelievable

[@neinja66469]

Frrrr tho I envy their drip

[@Idonotknow42]

Watching the uncut versions on Patreon makes me realize how much work the editors put into these videos, somehow getting 2 hour long videos into 24 minutes is insane. Much respect to the editors.

[@IKnowBangerss]

“Martini glasses, we need some of those for the office” is a fucking great line

[@Zuckerschock123]

Honest to god these could come out once every three months and it would be fine, props for pumping them out

[@1stviper1]

Agreed but if they came out every 3 months they probably wouldn’t be able to afford to keep doing it

[@granday]

Don’t give them ideas

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Don't say shit like that.

[@oakraptor]

@@1stviper1 bruh they make 150k a month on patreon alone they'd be fine lmao

[@steelermill]

Bi weekly

[@dr_deez3944]

2:52 THE DEVIL THE DEVIL WITH A- BEER🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗

[@madijorgensen5447]

I love that you guys added the review pics from the products so funny mate

[@NZFiosh]

Wow! It's taken me almost hundreds of videos to come to the conclusion that Chad is indeed in need of learning support! Hope all is well within his social worker community, too! Bless Max for being so kind.

[@Cydreeze]

I love how this can actually be a genuine comment

[@herro547]

Bro that's kinda rude you should listen to bert jansch

[@yarost12]

Lesson learned: don't ever tell Max that something is fragile

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

how about just don't give it to max in the first place :P

[@powerplantpipe]

14:22 i love how maxs immediate reaction is to eat it

[@challengerking4358]

21:53 columbine is getting real worried right about now

[@IvanHaha]

Max looks like he's about to tell Chad not to come to work tommorow.

[@eriktegnanderandresen7393]

literally columbine shooter aesthetic tho

[@lchrt4069]

@@eriktegnanderandresen7393 lol what the fuck did you just write, it’s funny but the way you worded it gave me an aneurism

[@IvanHaha]

@@papajohn5279 we're just joking around papa john, don't get upset over a 2015 meme lol

[@yourmumlikesthisd]

I knew this shit was coming 🤣

[@pabloborrayo4964]

22:25 love the "Don't go to Cold Ones tomorrow" montage.

[@KirbyJason210]

An instant classic of a Cold Ones Video.

[@augustocastro8992]

the edit at the end was freaking espectacular, immaculate, perfect through every second, glorious, fenomenal, exceptional, awesome

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Max: “Keep your eyes closed.” Chad: 👁👄👁”they’re closed!”

[@hass7483]

My favorite youtube duo that has never changed for years and im glad!

[@LandonOwnsYouAll]

Wearing that in public must demand so much respect. Hope to see more of that in the future

[@valentinosansone2357]

Can we appreciate how consistent they've been uploading recently

[@atsuki7199]

It's December so they want money

[@neinja66469]

@@atsuki7199 think of it as a Christmas gift lol

[@cohenrobins3202]

the sound effects when Max was smashing the box had me laughing so hard I was struggling to breathe

[@kc-99]

By the end they looked like matrix characters 22:00 😂

[@evil69wizard]

I love how they immediately abandoned the dice

[@GamerIsAwesome1]

20:40 max looks like he told his friend not to come to school tomorrow

[@massiveloser6897]

WE LOVE MAX AND CHAD!!!

[@pyromaniac106]

I love men

[@fredbread2112]

We sure do.

[@ashley374]

real

[@psychedelia2367]

Yeah aaaamate

[@hayzeus877]

@@pyromaniac106 you and me both

[@Idontknowmaybejohnsmith]

You know the alcohol levels are way of when Chad is the calm, responsible one.

[@BecauseOfTheImplication]

Glad to see the cold ones cold sore cleared up in that 10 month wait.

[@samuel.j.barker]

Theyre so lucky they have scott... Max went full chaos and just bought loads of trucker shirts instead, but scott salvaged it by making them a game

[@shirakotoko]

thank god i needed a cold ones ep right about now

[@gombafej]

fr

[@Robinwhoohoo]

You guys are rocking these looks!

[@tommymaggic2752]

Chad’s outfit screams chill weed vibes. Massive legend

[@Luk3r]

I love how much chad and max are normalising not remembering anything you did a few weeks ago

[@kawaiidoge111]

they said they did it 10 months ago

[@darthgollumojg]

Max looked like he was dressed to go visit a school at the end of the 90s.

[@steveosk8s]

Lol there were still dudes dressing like that at my high school when I graduated in 2006.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

13:47 look at max’s ultimate turtle in shell move. He did that defensive move in like .01 seconds reaction time LmFAO

[@Jiiu27]

I Love Cold Ones Videos 💗

[@Loftydsm]

I love that Max and Chad literally point out exactly the same things almost a year later.

[@hotdog_actual9998]

How did they gloss over the leather duster being itemized as "WW2 German Officer's Coat" lol

[@lemmecook27]

Again, the editing is * chef's kiss * fantastic. Pay raises all around.

[@LinkTheFusky]

i love that they actually went to the pub

[@connorblack1208]

“No a box cutter! A boxers worst enemy!” Had me rolling

[@jimmydarling4009]

The way max laughed uncontrollably at that maga dude is hilarious and made my day

[@montmurillo8291]

That*

[@ShockingPikachu]

@@montmurillo8291 day*

[@jimmydarling4009]

@@montmurillo8291 dad

[@ooffgaming8303]

@jimmydarling4009 left*

[@hvaccity5637]

You guys are the feral version of Rhett and link I love it lol

[@gattaca-]

an idea that you guys should try as a segment, trying out food from people that sell on facebook marketplace.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

The whole episode I was thinking how much I wanted them to go out in those outfits. And then they actually did, awesome.

[@fluffy-mn5fl]

I wish chad had the ocarina on him idk y💀💀

[@suave.saldana]

I have the feeling Max is about to tell me not to come to school tmrw with that outfit in 20:54 😭

[@cv7368]

I love how Max's trademark gag has become eating stuff

[@Kat57471]

And breaking shit

[@ConfusedKev]

>flashbacks to his old videos

[@umey3445]

He’s been a walking garbage disposal for a decade

[@mezmerizer0266]

And trucker shirts

[@peter42liter93]

14:10 14:23 i fucking love the way he just immediately bites into shit with no hesitation

[@bigchumsmalone4455]

the end segment where they go to the bar went so crazy hard, the best part of an already great video., give ryan or prezoh a raise just for that.

[@elLocodelsubte]

truth spit every episode, wisdom also, just so majestic... like a trucker

[@corny1584]

Scott getting unironically mad at Max and Chad is so real

[@neinja66469]

Time?

[@phichay1000]

@@neinja66469 6:56

[@elLocodelsubte]

true @@phichay1000

[@Bluespacedog]

I would love if they put the date on screen that max and chad order all this shit and then the date that they open it all, just so we get a reference for these boys memories

[@moneypowertron]

literally one of the first things Chad says is it's been 10 months

[@ChaosMieter]

Funniest vid you guys have made in ages, me and my gf were laughing our heads off when Max started beating the shit out of the boxes with cartoon sound fx and then said "watch out, sometimes these get broken during shipping"

[@Odelayderado]

I use to have that horse oil stuff it’s just hand lotion it worked well when I worked as a dishwasher

[@lukev55]

21:01 "Some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow"

[@Jerry_Danger_Haught]

When max went ham on the fragile box with the goofy sound fx I lost it 🤣💀

[@sarou3457]

18:28 the jacked on max lookes kinda fire. man i wish we could see the whole video at the end, seeing them play billiards

[@TheSuplexWizard]

My favorite thing about these wish videos is so much time passes between the orders and they get so drunk while they're ordering it's as if someone else ordered them a bunch of insane stuff they're vaguely familiar with

[@ksjsdjjddhd]

Prezoh is the unsung hero of these videos making max smashing everything glass somehow still funny after he does it every video 😭😭😭

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@elidieslit]

and ball sacks

[@ChokyoDK]

these videos give me energy to live

[@ghostyboi9186]

max was lost the entire time thinking some AI picked these things when he's the one who spent 30 minutes looking at trucker shirts

[@Finntendo]

Honestly surprised how hard their fits go.

[@thedmd7743]

They look like school shooters 💀

[@Hassan-sm8zq]

they look like school shooters

[@apeman9557]

This is funnier because max spent like an hour buying shirts and got pissed there were so many shirts

[@lukxgotzen]

13:22 got that new water bottle smell 💀

[@jamesgibson4652]

Max lookin like hes gonna hit up colombine

[@sethbollman6072]

20:45 they look like the columbine shooters

[@heisenburger2]

Bro that's what I was thinking

[@memmuw]

I find it deeply hilarious that Max asked why there are so many trucker shirts ahahah

[@anosmia6279]

I love max's occasional ourbursts of rage in these videos

[@thraplc]

I can't wait for someone to be like "I've decided to be a trucker due to coldones"

[@jacksonpurcell4081]

Honestly this is all I wanted for my birthday and the boys delivered on another instant classic

[@underartvr]

Happy bday

[@cyphina]

happy birthday man!!!

[@StonepilotTX]

Happy bday

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

Happy birthday 🥚😎

[@mendezst.6949]

happy birthday!

[@WespectRamen]

I dont think I'd get tired of these vids. Thank you for pumping them out pretty quickly!

[@justjackie2775]

Yo that end bit went hard

[@SirPootington]

i remember the old joke about max looking like one of the columbine shooters. this has made it more apparent.

[@aidanbrown43]

I love how Chad was like "I'm ordering this for a friend" then Max smashes all the glass 😂

[@CWig_99]

the angle with Chad's walk at 22:26 goes absolutely hard

[@thatonepenguin6674]

💚 I love you guys! You're my favourite channel to have a laugh to

[@wodenbyers2793]

I'd like to see an episode where there is a 6-pack, but the 6th beer just keeps getting pointed to 'You gonna drink that?' and nothing happens lol

[@Xtraweak]

"it does say non toxic" putting a lot of faith in the honesty of wish lol