We Spent $5,000 on the Wish BLACK MARKET

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

They have ingrained their humor to me so much, that I almost burst out laughing when my aunt announced she had aids. Genuinely super disappointed in myself. Thanks Max and Chad from ColdOnes

[@binkyandyc69]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Auids

[@Perfinn]

why would she be announcing that to her family…

[@assembly2593]

does your aunt have snake aids or ogre aids?

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

@@Perfinn Because in Puerto Rico (especially in the older side), people just share everything with their family.

[@Sleepvertical]

I want a whole episode where they compete to buy each other the funniest outfit they can from Wish.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

That'd be great, I was so happy they actually went out in their outfits.

[@torontotonto6189]

and go to a bar wearing it

[@chckens]

Give us this please mr cold one

[@BigStinker_14]

Yeah, I think their episodes may need more direction. Sometimes it can be hit or miss for me.

[@TapMu5ic]

I need to see some cheap ballet costumes and crappy pointe shoes👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@dennisneumann869]

Max' destructive power has no limits. I feel very bad for Scott and at the same time respecting his patience with all these antics.

[@Liana-mintylichen]

amazing that they still trust max to hold glass objects

[@Titantitan001]

No joke. Im waiting for the day its plastic and a good gotcha moment can happen.

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Amazing they trust Max around any glass objects at all

[@saltylemon4436]

@@Titantitan001 That shit would need to be like epoxy resin to survive one of Max's onslaughts.

[@Titantitan001]

@@saltylemon4436 after I saw the hammer. Maybe metal

[@serynaide7464]

TO TEA!

[@chilibeer3912]

I love that they keep blaming the AI when they were the ones who selected the products

[@bonekichi7]

Scott was probably like "what the fuck are they talking about"

[@mask9537]

i love that max is looking like he´s gonna visit columbine high school

[@skimaskwithnomask]

@@mask9537 w idubbbz.

[@Gothicc98]

They search wish with the words from the random generator website and then were supposed to use the dice to pick which one they would buy. They're saying the AI chose because it controlled what they could search

[@TheYardninja]

They were also using an MtG spindown counter instead of a real d20, spindowns have all the numbers next to each other

[@Idonotknow42]

Watching the uncut versions on Patreon makes me realize how much work the editors put into these videos, somehow getting 2 hour long videos into 24 minutes is insane. Much respect to the editors.

[@Dracula_sb]

That is one of the more tedious things to content creating, editing things so that it is entertaining.

[@jackpatroni5416]

I love how max bought 17 trucker shirts but didn’t let chad pick silver 😂

[@rtblax5135]

Ngl I feel a lil bad for chad sometimes

[@blanket4763]

@@rtblax5135 but then he breaks the cool stuff and I instantly don’t feel bad anymore

[@vvvvvv66666]

@@blanket4763 max breaks more

[@BioshockDrill]

​@@vvvvvv66666your joking right?

[@hagipilo5017]

you spelled baught wrong

[@MARKOGRIZLI]

Max and Chad looking like they'll tell their favourite friend not to come to school tomorrow by the end of the video.

[@CLSGL]

I was waiting for this one

[@lachlank.8270]

trenchcoat mafia

[@Reir0xi]

I was waiting for this lmao

[@neinja66469]

@@lachlank.8270 the mafia does wear trench coats so ur not wrong lol they'd run a drunken mafia that barely collects debts and goes bankrupt overnight

[@DakotaDoctor]

Which turns out to be each other, so neither show up the next day 😂

[@egghead2048]

lmao them going outside with that outfit like they are some fashion trendsetters made me laugh so hard. you guys should order more weird clothes.

[@reboot7433]

do u know the song they were playing there

[@mollytaylor8122]

Chad: Scared to put horse oil on his skin Also Chad: Smokes Frankincense and unknown Chinese herbs out of a Wish crack pipe with no hesitation

[@bigsleez8655]

"If it gets you lit it cant be shit" ~me

[@clyne8835]

What video was this because i wanna see that

[@bigsleez8655]

@@clyne8835 dreckssteifen rp

[@jonafumin9890]

@@clyne8835 from the video “wish items that are not legal (but we bought them anyway)”

[@raygun23]

It was ephedra Chinese herbs. Which is basically a plant version of amphetamines.

[@KiemPlant]

The fact that they went outside with them makes this video even better. More of this please.

[@Watchman-co8es]

that was one of my favorite moments on their channel, i needed that laugh

[@TrueVampGod]

Yeah that segment was great! Love to see stuff like that.

[@chadwuzhere1]

@@Watchman-co8es M0k9k

[@reboot7433]

do u know the song they were playing there

[@mynameisjeff8860]

"the boxcutter, a boxers worst enemy" that was so good hahaha, thank you for that.

[@Poliswag7]

I love how this has just become “let’s order cool shit we want and make a video so we can write it off as business expenses” I love this channel lmfao

[@jde824]

None of stuff was cool though. Lol

[@Poliswag7]

@@jde824 Chad bought a 1000 dollar jacket because he thought it looked nice lmfao

[@j4ngooo]

the souljawitch pfp goes hard

[@jackhanson3856]

@Absurd Beats No. That’s just wrong.

[@artouditou0818]

consumerism :/

[@Tiltigo]

There's some kind of primal force that awakens in Max whenever he sees the "careful, glass" sign on packages.

[@V0Y463R]

also whenever he sees something potentially edible

[@JacksonGWax]

He’s funnier then both of U!

[@DiaNne31]

@@JacksonGWaxand ur the least funny

[@j_a_.c3157]

Max slowly transformed into blade, its the universe where hes also a chinese trucker

[@ColinFilm]

Max's boxcutter joke was perfect. Chad not getting it was even better! 😂

[@PeacePills.]

im kinda embarrassed i didnt get it until chad explained it lol

[@jesusdesanto432]

I like how Chad is 75% literate, yet wildly successful

[@cadegcn]

That’s what society is pushing for sadly

[@ploopydiper]

@@cadegcnbro’s just saying shit

[@wxbrainiac]

​@@cadegcnChad may only be 75% literate but he is a lot more funny than any of us can ever hope to be

[@Fuck_handles]

@@cadegcn Comedy existed before society

[@LordSandwich27]

​@@cadegcnwhat is bro yapping 'bout

[@Michael-nc3ib]

I refuse to believe they have had three videos out in the past two weeks. I feel like I haven’t watched a new video in a whole year. I’m about to binge watch these three episodes I missed.

[@commietommy]

These boys are singlehandedly keeping wish afloat with they antics.

[@TheRealAMG]

*youtube

[@snowpoff3271]

These boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics

[@ekoreko4271]

their*

[@Ryan...]

Their boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics.

[@commietommy]

@@ekoreko4271 I know what I said, it wasn't meant to be "their" in the first place 🤡

[@psychokramberry8632]

The way their fits actually came together is unbelievable

[@neinja66469]

Frrrr tho I envy their drip

[@CloudStudiosPhoto]

I love that max gets excited about eating items just because they’re non-toxic 😅😂

[@404JNF]

Scott is such a good babysitter for these special needs children, god bless 🙏🏼

[@JKennedy0204]

I love how 3 minutes into the video it devolved into max buying trucker shirts

[@10ytrewq]

And then proceeds to yell, "Why are there so many shirts?!?!" 😂

[@sneersh9107]

Could watch an hour long video of max buying trucker shirts ngl

[@seanfitzpatrick666]

Max looks like he went to columbine high school in the 90s...

[@marthalenia]

This is insane

[@BigBoof0626]

Bro said that

[@yarost12]

Lesson learned: don't ever tell Max that something is fragile

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

how about just don't give it to max in the first place :P

[@IantheKid125]

Max looks like the kinda guy to tell someone not to come to school the next day

[@Zuckerschock123]

Honest to god these could come out once every three months and it would be fine, props for pumping them out

[@1stviper1]

Agreed but if they came out every 3 months they probably wouldn’t be able to afford to keep doing it

[@granday]

Don’t give them ideas

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Don't say shit like that.

[@oakraptor]

@@1stviper1 bruh they make 150k a month on patreon alone they'd be fine lmao

[@Steelermill]

Bi weekly

[@valentinosansone2357]

Can we appreciate how consistent they've been uploading recently

[@atsuki7199]

It's December so they want money

[@neinja66469]

@@atsuki7199 think of it as a Christmas gift lol

[@dr_deez3944]

2:52 THE DEVIL THE DEVIL WITH A- BEER🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗

[@NZFiosh]

Wow! It's taken me almost hundreds of videos to come to the conclusion that Chad is indeed in need of learning support! Hope all is well within his social worker community, too! Bless Max for being so kind.

[@Cydreeze]

I love how this can actually be a genuine comment

[@herro547]

Bro that's kinda rude you should listen to bert jansch

[@IvanHaha]

Max looks like he's about to tell Chad not to come to work tommorow.

[@eriktegnanderandresen7393]

literally columbine shooter aesthetic tho

[@lchrt4069]

@@eriktegnanderandresen7393 lol what the fuck did you just write, it’s funny but the way you worded it gave me an aneurism

[@IvanHaha]

@@papajohn5279 we're just joking around papa john, don't get upset over a 2015 meme lol

[@yourmumlikesthisd]

I knew this shit was coming 🤣

[@Idontknowmaybejohnsmith]

You know the alcohol levels are way of when Chad is the calm, responsible one.

[@pabloborrayo4964]

22:25 love the "Don't go to Cold Ones tomorrow" montage.

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Max: “Keep your eyes closed.” Chad: 👁👄👁”they’re closed!”

[@justinbarnesson]

20:44 max literally look like a colombine shooter 🧐😂

[@niso_farmer7047]

I came to find this comment 😭😭😂😂

[@Luk3r]

I love how much chad and max are normalising not remembering anything you did a few weeks ago

[@kawaiidoge111]

they said they did it 10 months ago

[@massiveloser6897]

WE LOVE MAX AND CHAD!!!

[@fredbread2112]

We sure do.

[@ashley374]

real

[@psychedelia2367]

Yeah aaaamate

[@hayzeus877]

@pyro maniac you and me both

[@endlesslytired]

They're kinda mid tbh, I like the little fella more :/

[@ghostyboi9186]

max was lost the entire time thinking some AI picked these things when he's the one who spent 30 minutes looking at trucker shirts

[@corny1584]

Scott getting unironically mad at Max and Chad is so real

[@neinja66469]

Time?

[@phichay1000]

@@neinja66469 6:56

[@elLocodelsubte]

true @@phichay1000

[@MdniteMistress]

the sound effects when Max was smashing the box had me laughing so hard I was struggling to breathe

[@IKnowBangerss]

“Martini glasses, we need some of those for the office” is a fucking great line

[@samuel.j.barker]

Theyre so lucky they have scott... Max went full chaos and just bought loads of trucker shirts instead, but scott salvaged it by making them a game

[@Loftydsm]

I love that Max and Chad literally point out exactly the same things almost a year later.

[@tommymaggic2752]

Chad’s outfit screams chill weed vibes. Massive legend

[@GamerIsAwesome1]

20:40 max looks like he told his friend not to come to school tomorrow

[@jimmydarling4009]

The way max laughed uncontrollably at that maga dude is hilarious and made my day

[@montmurillo8291]

That*

[@ShockingPikachu]

@@montmurillo8291 day*

[@jimmydarling4009]

@@montmurillo8291 dad

[@ooffgaming8303]

@jimmydarling4009 left*

[@hass7483]

My favorite youtube duo that has never changed for years and im glad!

[@cyranocole]

thank god i needed a cold ones ep right about now

[@gombafej]

fr

[@connorblack1208]

“No a box cutter! A boxers worst enemy!” Had me rolling

[@deadly-medo2820]

5:56 How this has aged so well...

[@cv7368]

I love how Max's trademark gag has become eating stuff

[@Kat57471]

And breaking shit

[@ConfusedKev]

>flashbacks to his old videos

[@umey3445]

He’s been a walking garbage disposal for a decade

[@mezmerizer0266]

And trucker shirts

[@peter42liter93]

14:10 14:23 i fucking love the way he just immediately bites into shit with no hesitation

[@coldones]

ARE YOU A CHINESE TRUCKER? DO YOU F*** YOUR TRUCK? Show your Pride with our New Trucker Collection 👉 shirtz.cool/trucker ⚠LIMITED TIME ONLY⚠

[@azadarc1891]

I FUCK MY TRUCK

[@radzs9939]

I have aids

[@tarunkichannel]

I love u cold ones

[@spacenuggets3203]

I HAVE ARTHRITIS

[@lebronjahames9393]

@@radzs9939 we have aids

[@LandonOwnsYouAll]

Wearing that in public must demand so much respect. Hope to see more of that in the future

[@lukev55]

21:01 "Some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow"

[@darthgollumojg]

Max looked like he was dressed to go visit a school at the end of the 90s.

[@steveosk8s]

Lol there were still dudes dressing like that at my high school when I graduated in 2006.

[@ChaosMieter]

Funniest vid you guys have made in ages, me and my gf were laughing our heads off when Max started beating the shit out of the boxes with cartoon sound fx and then said "watch out, sometimes these get broken during shipping"

[@ksjsdjjddhd]

Prezoh is the unsung hero of these videos making max smashing everything glass somehow still funny after he does it every video 😭😭😭

[@suave.saldana]

I have the feeling Max is about to tell me not to come to school tmrw with that outfit in 20:54 😭

[@powerplantpipe]

14:22 i love how maxs immediate reaction is to eat it

[@Jerry_Danger_Haught]

When max went ham on the fragile box with the goofy sound fx I lost it 🤣💀

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

The whole episode I was thinking how much I wanted them to go out in those outfits. And then they actually did, awesome.

[@fluffy-mn5fl]

I wish chad had the ocarina on him idk y💀💀

[@hotdog_actual9998]

How did they gloss over the leather duster being itemized as "WW2 German Officer's Coat" lol

[@BecauseOfTheImplication]

Glad to see the cold ones cold sore cleared up in that 10 month wait.

[@apeman9557]

This is funnier because max spent like an hour buying shirts and got pissed there were so many shirts

[@WespectRamen]

I dont think I'd get tired of these vids. Thank you for pumping them out pretty quickly!

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Their worst joke is always destroying shit. Like I get it’s supposed to be nihilistically funny, but it’s just an annoying waste

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@elidieslit]

and ball sacks

[@aidanbrown43]

I love how Chad was like "I'm ordering this for a friend" then Max smashes all the glass 😂

[@KirbyJason210]

An instant classic of a Cold Ones Video.

[@arbeitmachtfries88]

Top tier episode! The jokes were perfect, and the fits were so scuffed they came together fresh at the end.

[@Dejinn]

Love how Max unintentionally made a perfect Columbine shooter cosplay.

[@jak5187]

max looks like a quiet kid, and chad is dressed as if hitler was still alive and instead of invading countries, he ate them.

[@CianThoYT]

to all the cold ones editors, you are the best

[@memmuw]

I find it deeply hilarious that Max asked why there are so many trucker shirts ahahah

[@TheGateShallStand]

By the end of it they end up looking like a pair of hackers from an 80s movie

[@CWig_99]

the angle with Chad's walk at 22:26 goes absolutely hard

[@jacksonpurcell4081]

Honestly this is all I wanted for my birthday and the boys delivered on another instant classic

[@underartvr]

Happy bday

[@cyphina]

happy birthday man!!!

[@StonepilotTX]

Happy bday

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

Happy birthday 🥚😎

[@mendezst.6949]

happy birthday!

[@Puppy_Puppington]

13:47 look at max’s ultimate turtle in shell move. He did that defensive move in like .01 seconds reaction time LmFAO

[@Xtraweak]

"it does say non toxic" putting a lot of faith in the honesty of wish lol

[@solenkeks]

We need more Cold Ones content outside the studio!

[@pennypowell2704]

My therapist told me to watch u guys when i’m depressed. Works surprisingly well

[@rexss90]

Love how everyone was ok with letting max think an AI made all these decisions

[@Finntendo]

Honestly surprised how hard their fits go.

[@thedmd7743]

They look like school shooters 💀

[@Hassan-sm8zq]

they look like school shooters

[@madijorgensen5447]

I love that you guys added the review pics from the products so funny mate

[@IAmTheOnlyMrDaryl]

Any else noticed the role change lately. Max is now off the rails while Chad is trying to hold it together 🤣

[@powderedwater67]

every episode of cold ones lately has been a fucked up fever dream and I love it.

[@lemmecook27]

Again, the editing is * chef's kiss * fantastic. Pay raises all around.

[@quentinreeves4291]

5000 on wish proceeds to only spend 1300 😂😂😭 I respect the hustle

[@schwuzi]

You know wish slaps you with the shipping cost. Wouldn't surprise me if they paid over 1000 bucks in shipping

[@garrett3055]

That’s $4000 in savings duh

[@picklejuice9803]

17:21 my man out here lookin like he bouta murder me in da alley way 😭😭😭

[@SirPootington]

i remember the old joke about max looking like one of the columbine shooters. this has made it more apparent.

[@mr.serious4329]

watching max turn into dylan klebold and Chad into one of the South Park matrix guys was one hell of a ride.

[@hollownaruto2340]

I want to know who made the table they use for their videos. The amount of abuse that table has gone through and it's still in one piece is impressive 😂

[@aisforannihilation1662]

If u like Table abuse, u should watch Kentucky Ballistics😂

[@coolguywithhat5419]

Max is so damn unhinged when he's drunk. Like holy hell, he is actually kinda scary

[@kritsadventures]

This is the sequel to The Matrix that the fans deserved.

[@sarou3457]

18:28 the jacked on max lookes kinda fire. man i wish we could see the whole video at the end, seeing them play billiards

[@real_left4you]

18:24 Mr. X from Resident Evil after 1 month of McDonalds diet.

[@aussierestorationsmods2715]

I might be all about restoring things BUT this is restoring humanity! Love you guys, keep it real like alway

[@kc-99]

By the end they looked like matrix characters 22:00 😂

[@richyket]

21:21 max just made the best pun since last year and it didn't even get a laugh :(

[@Colonel169]

I love this show. But I hate when they just break things. Especially before it's opened. Hurts my soul every time

[@YS420X]

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