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[@coldones]

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[@mother2310]

Great

[@thenoseflap521]

Scrotal blood

[@Js_izz]

Why not? I’m thinking on buying some of that good shitty merch

[@ethanstriker5379]

Hot shirts

[@EclipseTheFool]

When are you restocking the eat healthy long-sleeves in medium??

[@HowToBasic]

Thanks for having me on fellas

[@iBDWR]

you're welcome and as always thanks for watching

[@juhlis5586]

egg

[@laboon344]

@@v.g.2163 No Im HowToBasic

[@Drinkin]

You're welcome max

[@vivious_]

fat

[@DolanDark]

Thanks for having me on boys

[@happyone234]

Funny duck haha, nice.

[@awesomegoblin44]

Uh oh!

[@RobotsOnFire]

Heyoh! Knew it was you

[@waddahali1950]

Haveagoodone!

[@caramelpopcorn5714]

My love for u made me go vegan

[@gavinodonnell2650]

i remember my first experience with a howtobasic video, my mom was yelling at my siblings and i about how to properly wash dishes and she was so fed up she told us she was gonna pull up a video to teach us, and his was the first one that came up, halfway through it looked legit but then he started egging all the dishes and it was the greatest parenting backfire ever☠️☠️

[@drowsystag46yearsago5]

I'm about to watch the video now that sounds fucking hilarious. It's already the first one when I searched "How to wash dishes"

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Lmfao

[@kleann]

llmfao

[@anderson-may5174]

My dad wanted to prep for thanksgiving and he looked up “how to cook a turkey” then he found HTB’s video and he just clicked away as soon as he started power fisting the turkey

[@fridryx8464]

Just clean the dishes pissboy

[@vixonart39]

Why did you’s blurr his face when we know its v sauce

[@NNan0]

Lmao it’s not v sauce it’s max moe foe

[@swagpotato3396]

@@NNan0 You sure about that? It's clearly Filthy Frank.

[@NNan0]

Swag Potato lmaooo he’s to caught up in music

[@swagpotato3396]

@Christian Lanning nah I've changed my mind, Its actually Ricky Berwick

[@anti7832]

@@NNan0 its not

[@iDubbbzTV]

Most enjoyable cold ones of all time. I love this shit. EDIT: I got to the end. Maybe I take it back...

[@richardteague5300]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@user-bp9zj9xs2y]

Nice face reveal

[@nikolas8039]

iDubbbzTV wen is continet cup 😡😡😡😡

[@ebiwright8973]

You are getting on this podcast now

[@symere1529]

shutup fuck

[@zoidcore6948]

Maxmoefoe interviewing himself

[@mblabezza]

Jandy Q lmfao

[@JoseHernandez-Mendez]

😐😑😐

[@wejreggin6220]

@Jose Hernandez Nice meme

[@trainelekid]

xD bruh

[@pervysack]

His little brother* also known as faceless

[@MarbleWinner578]

11 years and we will still never know the face behind howtobasic

[@couldyou4745]

Wow what an interesting comment. Im so glad you shared that. Thanks.

[@merucrypoison296]

I’m pretty sure it’s the fake french guy they had in the cook off video

[@salad3297]

@@merucrypoison296 yup it is

[@bleed5639]

i thought Chad was Howtobasic :v

[@TheRipdub]

I always thought Chad was howtobasic

[@wezlee117]

These guys actually got avian flu and somehow lived without medication

[@deusexpersona95]

disinfected with alcohol

[@thezimra9429]

bruh the brain on you..

[@merucrypoison296]

Stolas aids

[@lobstercashtv]

HowToBasic’s first word on KZbin is “Egg”

[@laynevinzent4031]

I think it was edited out later, but in one video from like, 3 years ago, he hurts himself and you could hear him say "Fuck!!", so I think that might be his first two words. Fuck Egg

[@TheDailyEgg]

Egg

[@viggo8213]

@@TheDailyEgg we meet again

[@shaneoneill7680]

Timestamp please

[@Jordan301]

he’s spoke before on franks videos

[@lost_frames]

Max is interviewing himself, how cute

[@roboticsandwich8139]

Memeologist That is incorrectly

[@charankko4142]

This is confusing me

[@Meme.Machine]

Ian is HowToBasic

[@roboticsandwich8139]

One of their other friends named Warren is htb

[@braydenh190]

@@roboticsandwich8139 I'm Howtobasic

[@tomfrazofishal]

26:30 the way htb says "minekwaft" is really cute for some reason

[@tucu_05]

*Notices your egg there* OwO whats this

[@thisistotallylegal-yepdefi15]

@@tucu_05 You should be in jail for this

[@merucrypoison296]

Pewdiepa?

[@strangerofthe2067]

There’s a point towards the end of every video where someone literally flips a switch and Max goes from pretty sober and normal to completely shitfaced and belligerent and it’s hilarious every single time

[@TheBanana93]

It was standing up to go for a piss haha

[@couldyou4745]

Pick up a dictionary , dummy.

[@Romeee_]

I remember How to basic almost killed chad on deadly twister

[@Brainwave101]

To be fair Ian was more upset about that, Chad was on the other side of the room trying not to pass out from a concussion.

[@brendanmartin4489]

Awe the good old days of youtube!!

[@voLumez]

Yeah they toned down a bit after lol I think it might've been an accidental thing rather than just romping

[@kingremus7544]

what video was that??

[@Brainwave101]

@@kingremus7544 Deadly Twister 2 right at the end.

[@shirtlesscoconut7100]

Me expecting HowtoBasic sound cool: HowtoBasic: *egg* Me: *nice*

[@viktorbango5594]

Nice.

[@justmuppet1765]

Nice.

[@birdino]

Nice.

[@pipe_2k719]

Nice.

[@Miguelix2002]

Nice.

[@kleann]

i know hes probably wearing a wig but his hair looks so cool

[@3starperfectdeer233]

Bro, it literally looks like they just took a mop and put it on his head

[@kleann]

@@3starperfectdeer233 no

[@shrimpsh1t374]

I prefer coke

[@scrithen2836]

It just looks like generic black teenager hair

[@thraxpaxx210]

@@3starperfectdeer233 ya ever heard of dreads 🤨

[@matthewzaloudek]

American accent: "How To Basic" Strayan: "owdabaysick"

[@nodrogdivad]

how to be sick

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

idubbz: helleeew every baudy. Todah ahm göing to be mating hœtube baahsball. He leevz in ace trail yah and leowvz choking aggs. He’s a vaary preevate pewrson. Thars been a lawt of fuck hœtube baahsballs: inpreginatars If you will. Bawt this hœtube baahsball is whan hoendread preesant ledjeet. Hehe. Eye naver thawt I vöwed get the cunts tew met ham. Boat here we awr. Ahem so lowkey to hayve goaten this awepretoonetie.

[@henrybokstad5231]

i feel like this is a crime documentary on youtube and a ex gang member speaks out

[@oshkiv4684]

*an

[@mothsfor]

Thats exactly what it is

[@schwarzwald6672]

Or on Vice back when it was good and not bullshit vox, washington post partisan trash. I miss huangs world where they'd actually show the slaughter of the animal. And gang members running guns and robbing folk left and right, That showed the reality of the US not the Kim Kardashian side but the side thats grimy the XXX killing side. The real shit hole cities which regular people forced to live/grow up in. And no its more then Baltimore, Washington is just as fucked mr president for a fyi.

[@XLionscream]

EGGGANG

[@b3wz]

nope howtobasic is warren

[@iBDWR]

i can't believe michael stevens from vsauce is on cold ones

[@viktortomasik5547]

iBDWR i can’t believe he grew hair back with pure knowledge

[@xbear7473]

He also got an Australians accent

[@xbear7473]

Could be either a act or just some kinda voice changer somehow idk

[@lexecomplexe4083]

Seeing howtobasic be the voice of reason is such a trip

[@christianguthixgaming7099]

1:13:40 Max legit had me in tears.~

[@welcometoamerica1579]

He said "heaps" instead of "a lot" he's definitely Australian you can't fake that

[@HellYeahDude5000]

Yup he's from Perth, there's is photos of his actual face.....it's weird...he looks normal.

[@taechwita1366]

David Salazar yes.. but he definitely doesn’t act normal lmao and that’s what makes his videos entertaining 😂

[@gothmenincombatboots]

Oh he has a beard

[@fernandomardones6743]

@@HellYeahDude5000 Where?

[@vonzarooz2829]

David Salazar his face has never been revealed

[@4rjay656]

HowToBasisc: Egg. Me: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@MAXREZNIK]

27:06 haha he kinda freaked out there.

[@Carzey]

POV: Max and Chad interviewing you for an hour.

[@dustbunnys]

It’s the perfect cover, since anything4views is the real HowToBasic

[@retard5430]

Max is

[@something_sorta_serious831]

Yes

[@_KingOfCalifornia]

Vsauce is

[@justintricate3258]

We're all how to basic

[@unitywalks1761]

It's Markiplier

[@amos3766]

He's white and Australian; this narrows the search.

[@Meme.Machine]

He is Ian

[@carlamaker2545]

@@Meme.Machine a step away from the criteria

[@williammcnamara2502]

He used to live in balga wa

[@mublysnubly3407]

And we know his parent's names and what city he lived in when he was 16.

[@amite442]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5q8oYeBac6EitU This video explains it all, thank me later :)

[@Conv97]

Must be so weird, going about your daily business, knowing that you play with eggs for a living, and no one knows

[@b3wz]

we all know it's warren

[@creationisntgood942]

@@b3wz HowToBasic is not Warrun

[@b3wz]

@@creationisntgood942 yes it is

[@hesus1474]

I honestly expected like 70 KZbinrs to say "thanks for having me on" lmao

[@TheEternityKid]

Silly HowToBasic: hides his face although we already know he's Vsauce.

[@shadowthehedgehog864]

Some kids who don’t get the joke: iTS nOt vSAucE dUMBAsS

[@trenchthief5979]

It's not vsauce dumbass

[@shanthi6810]

Really wth

[@trenchthief5979]

@@shanthi6810 it's not vsauce

[@notinusesoon4975]

@@trenchthief5979 Dumbboi

[@Wvlfmane]

I just can't believe he was able to restrain himself from tearing up the studio and throwing any objects within reach at them. They must have tranquilized him.

[@SlyHikari03]

Nah, he’s drunk..

[@TheFrantastic]

@@SlyHikari03 He's the opposite of regular people, he's hysterical normally, calm and collected drunk

[@couldyou4745]

Wowo such funny comment.

[@merucrypoison296]

@@couldyou4745lmao

[@soupervisor]

Because I watched a fair amount of podcasts here on YT, they stopped feeling like a friends' chat, but this episode not only brought this feeling back, but also somewhat inspired me a little. Cheers, boys :)

[@ctrl_8650]

Man this is like the scroll text telling you how everyone's life went after a movie. George: George went on to pursue his passion of making music and became a famous singer. Ian: Ian went on to create a solo career on KZbin ending up selling pictures of his girlfriend's body to random strangers on the internet for money. Max and Chad: Max and Chad went on and made their own podcast titled "Cold Ones" where they would interview social media stars while indulging in the great taste of alcohol. HowToBasic: How to basic would continue making his style of videos and would keep pursuing a career on KZbin. In the end they're are all doing their own thing, but sometimes you have to give up friendship to pursue your dreams but their memories arn't lost, instead they are archived on the platform named "KZbin" for people to also come and reminisce about the people they grew up watching and be entertained by their great content.

[@philswift6135]

This is a yt comment section not your English essay

[@michaelramirez6054]

@@philswift6135 😂😂

[@tybates5290]

“I’m your host anything4view and I’m here with my girlfriend, maxmoefoe”

[@sillylittlemonkey7130]

Sounds like the start of a fucking weird fanfic

[@onion4550]

"write that down!"

[@whalestwhale8468]

I would watch that romantic comedy/scat porn.

[@dizzyspell8197]

Remember when How2Basic threw a pot or tea kettle at Chad's head on the Deadly Twister video and made Chad cry and iDubbz got super fucking pissed

[@cuppahotnoodles]

“We needed this for another video” *never uploads again*

[@tost693]

I think it was a cake pan bro

[@EL-FROZZEN]

What video was that

[@dizzyspell8197]

@@EL-FROZZEN I think it was a FilthyFrank video from way back when. Deadly Twister 2 or something?

[@fryer.studios100]

Almighty_MZA deadly twister 2 and the part that he’s talking about is at the end of the video

[@paulc7138]

18:41 Easily one of my favorite edits of all time.

[@dasonbane2839]

Deadly twister 2: "My ear why did you trow something solid at my ear?!

[@Overgross]

That camera angle looks like chad and max are about to fight an 8 bit boss

[@b3rt566]

That's 100% Joji making an australian accent with fake dreads.

[@ula8382]

B3rt not funny didn’t laugh and just no

[@b3rt566]

NitroWasHere nigga u making assumptions by a single fucking phrase lmfao

[@Adrian-ws6xw]

@@lolhi9167 to be fair he's probably justified in the gatekeeping because not many people followed the old filthy frank

[@Zack-lv5po]

@@Adrian-ws6xw what do you mean not many people followed old filthy frank lmao I guess if your perception of not many people is hundreds of thousands then yeah

[@sunterry]

@@Adrian-ws6xw Wtf? FF was a damn phenomenon in 2016. He had plenty of followers.

[@lelouchlamperouge4273]

*Max* - _sees Chad spit_ ; *That's disgusting!* 😖 *Max's post history* - ( _insert Bruh.mp4_ )

[@merucrypoison296]

Only 15 likes smh

[@dkhr8049]

1:17:11 HTB say: Max no... That's strange because HTB is the dude who destroys everything and now say to Max that he need to chill.

[@austin2863]

I love how half of the people that have been on this podcast don’t want to show their face.

[@Archipelagoat]

DWargs jesus christ man, austin’s comment wasn’t an attack. you don’t need to defend something that nothing is happening too.

[@PepeFrog413]

Austin McCutchen Cx

[@Adrian-ws6xw]

@@DWargs That argument doesn't hold though because HowToBasic didn't always have 13.7 million subs. He's been hiding his face and his voice since he had 0 subs. It's not like he knew back then that he would get to 13.7 million subs. And another thing, all these KZbinrs that he interacts with have seen his actual face and have heard his actual voice. So what's to stop one of them to tell the internet about it? You really can still stay anonymous if you use your real voice. If someone IRL thinks your voice matches up with that of a KZbinr, there is no way they can prove with certainty that they match up. People have similar voices. Your anonymity can't be compromised.

[@bowdown7968]

@@Adrian-ws6xw ​your argument holds up more because of how? If somebody doesn't want to be personally identified by people they don't know (whether it's one person or millions), then why should it matter? It doesn't effect you in the slightest. Yes, you can always bring up corporations like google or Facebook having your information, but then again, almost everybody's information has basically been compromised by them at this point. You're the kind of person that content creators are trying to stay away from if anything. Why do you care so much to know just the slightest thing about them?

[@Adrian-ws6xw]

@@bowdown7968 I actually couldn't care less about any of HowToBasic's info or identity I don't even watch his vids. I'm just saying that hiding your face and hiding your voice defeats the purpose of a video podcast. He could easily have at least used his real voice and hidden his face and he would still remain 100% anonymous.

[@absoluteguppy]

Maxmoefoe is hilarious when he's drunk

[@MrNicoBico]

An absolute goblin, I love him

[@dhillos7282]

Always gives me a good laugh

[@bojyoohoo]

Maxmoefoe is hilarious*

[@MitsurugiR]

my name jeff

[@c4ns3r53]

oi lets coom

[@MrMagentaSkillzFilms]

3:15 the glass really said Weeeoooow

[@pepper3244]

1:10:50 LMAO the look Chad and Max gave each other when howtobasic said that he has shat his pants multiple times :DDD

[@BounciestBen]

So... basically what you’re saying is Howtobasic has parents that love and care about him.

[@questionablecontent2802]

Doing better than most

[@mattpaul5389]

how to basically

[@jakeevans9014]

Love your videos Bounciest keep it up proud of you

[@merucrypoison296]

And so do all of you fake edgy 15 year olds

[@connor8276]

That 100% sounds like max with voice distortion on lolol

[@morganfreeman2102]

All aussies sound the same

[@connor8276]

@@morganfreeman2102 Fair assessment. Especially when they drink.

[@eshxed5207]

They said they are from the same city

[@connor8276]

@@eshxed5207 A convenient cover story.

[@riverevans726]

@@morganfreeman2102 just about to say that, it's very true. Sometimes when I look away from the video I can't tell weather it's Chad or max speaking.

[@lelouchlamperouge4273]

December has always been bad for YT uploads for HTB, Thanks for showing me *how to make kimchi* .

[@HeIterSkelter]

When i was about 15-16 i found this video of an Australian kid doing the milk challenge and at the end of the video he did some weird shit with eggs. To this day i believe that was the precursor of howtobasic, I can't find them anymore but maybe they are still there just lost in the sea.

[@andresquispe1834]

Bro you've found howtobassic

[@SlyHikari03]

They probably got removed or the channel got deleted.

[@Quoobuss]

We’re these uploaded before howtobasic was a thing?

[@HeIterSkelter]

@@Quoobuss Yeah I think I initially watched the videos in 2013-2014. I remember checking the upload dates of the channel in question, every video was released before htb posted his first video. I can't remember specific dates because it was quite a while ago, but I do remember checking to be sure.

[@Quoobuss]

@@HeIterSkelter would also like to point out in early htb vids you can at the very least hear his voice in a few, although legibility is ofc a problem

[@zacharylivingstone2453]

Htb face reveal should be him getting on google earth and we have to find him

[@k.1784]

He should do some cicada 3301 shit

[@artificialcolourzeee4647]

but all faces are blurred there... unless you mean he is the only one who doesn't have a blurred face

[@crystaleunoia3974]

@@artificialcolourzeee4647 Then we'll see one man without a blurred face and instantly assume it's htb...

[@Appotca]

I'm so fucking confused right now 'cus he's done a face reveal already. Was it like a skit or smt?

[@jorjeezealien]

NicolasRmnRomania well he’s not Micheal from Vsauce, you mean that face reveal?

[@8111y]

HowToBasic's voice is messed up from juuling

[@landondent1343]

Hooked On Chronics haha lmao

[@landondent1343]

Hooked On Chronics best show rn

[@garrett625]

could be joji cause remember he kinda had to stop the whole filthy frank thing cause of the voice he was doing for so many years

[@pishi5814]

@Hooked On Chronics nice one

[@joshuaweisoly446]

Garrett no

[@inioszi3053]

I love how you say whatever you want and do whatever you want. Its just fantastic

[@AChammer-hu8dm]

I love how half way/ trowards the end it wasn't even a podcast anymore it was just best friends hanging out remembering the old times lol

[@ebuze]

How To Basic looks literally how I pictured him: Australian

[@palpadanktv9006]

Chris Griffin

[@michaelshmoho5177]

i had the 420th like, nice

[@animepeople8744]

Do you mean his _backwards_ How to channel?

[@harrizburhan]

forget area 51, let's raid cold ones hq to see howtobasic's face

[@Dasm.]

Just google Chris Smith HowToBasic and you'll see it.

[@bananasiroini5357]

Ye we robb3d Em n smoked crack on there

[@purplejinxer3478]

@@Adrian-ws6xw he revealed already revealed his face tho

[@purplejinxer3478]

@Clear Sky Playable Look it up

[@dalton2845]

@@purplejinxer3478 The 10M subs special? Then I am HowToBasic

[@sinistrality7883]

I just realised they are having these deep conversations while HTB is wearing a ridiculous Wig and GoPro.

[@LadyTofu]

Listening them talking about old videos made me feel so nostalgic.

[@dreambiglivewell3449]

i really want to see joji on this show man just a crackhead reunion

[@Yami_Poof]

First name Last name Joji

[@Yami_Poof]

donutdoode69 how am I a fake fan for supporting his Decision and calling him by what he does and enjoys and not by what he no longer does and didn’t like?

[@damaged.collateral]

donutdoode69 how do you be calling people fake fans when you don’t even know the reason why he left lmaoo 😭😭 edit: spelling

[@Ambatubossu]

donutdoode69 you’re salty because someone said joji, then you don’t know why he stopped doing filthy frank videos, it pretty much shows how fake you are, oh yeah filthy frank isnt his real name, it’s George ‘joji’ Miller

[@2017acc]

@donutdoode69 you realize george lost interest in doing the character because of fans like you right

[@juvvixxx1419]

i dont know why but i expected him to sound a bit different? even throught the robot speak i expected something else

[@pepsijunky2300]

Ikr he sounds so aussie😂

[@lukass7346]

Thats cuz he sounds black but im pretty sure hes white

[@loganneal1738]

lukass dang dude you’re a great detective it’s almost like he shows his white ass hands and feet every video 😂😂

[@superbleifrei5882]

@@lukass7346 have u ever watched one HowToBasic video?

[@benjapizarro981]

Wait guys he is obviously puertorrican he is not white

[@slimreevesy9612]

Describing a shit as a McDonald’s soft serve is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@MrAlcoholicKoala]

You guys talking about your old house reminded me of chats i have with my buddies reminiscing on our old college houses.

[@daniisaurushax]

“I want a big black one” - howtobasic 2019

[@KanekiKenKlsz15]

no homo

[@polysteveshusbandandboyfri644]

Hot

[@cumstain8389]

What are you fuckin gay?

[@JacketCK]

Oh god it's so weird seeing a quote from How to basic

[@isaacg.1185]

30:02

[@muffin_cat4117]

2:29 anyone else notice his eyes (chads eyes)

[@wejreggin6220]

Haha oh my fucking god that had to be edited in

[@marmimow]

Lmfao how did I miss that when i watched it fucking dying

[@Drukasss]

What happend

[@muffin_cat4117]

@@Drukasss pay close attention to his eyes, they spread out and its hilarious

[@Drukasss]

unexpected spooder min oh i saw it lol

[@funnyyylock]

I appreciate you guys making my night bearable. You'll probably never see this but I really do appreciate what you guys do here on KZbin. Maybe no so much the crazy shit but hey I have had heaps of laughs on them.

[@noahjohnson6024]

Lmao you can hear the Australian accent through the voice disguise

[@KuBi1337]

I bet 6ix9ine knows HowToBasic's real identity.

[@leonreiswaffel7489]

no, he would've told by now

[@SomethingExtra]

what the hell is going on in these comments?

[@Ryuga-2015]

Something Extra 6ix9ine was suppose to be in prison for life, but he snitched on all of his “friends” so he walks.

[@SomethingExtra]

@@Ryuga-2015 i am so confused when i replied to this, dont even remember watching this video

[@SomethingExtra]

@@Ryuga-2015 i think that reply might of been a glitch i think i replied to another comment where someone said something nice and everyone started to make fun of him

[@theheightness5043]

For real though, when are you getting Ian and George on the show?

[@reyhavoc2911]

I bet they're saving it up for something special.

[@rayhangkhan]

I love George, but stop fucking commenting this same shit everytime. It gets annoying

[@BelleAllBlack]

George has far too much clout now I bet

[@DirtiestFish]

they got pewdiepie on i think they can get george miller from 88rising on the podcast

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

@@DirtiestFish I'm sure they can. In a previous episode they said they still talk to him on a normal basis

[@oliviabaxter3654]

the ads that they make are actual masterpieces its the only podcast i dont skip ads for

[@OIJNEB]

Years of pixalated censord porn has led me to have the sight to unpixalate anything

[@chrisconstanti9283]

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

[@emmiplemmi2000]

What the fuck kind of porn is pixelated

[@BeelzerXIII]

_Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well_

[@rudlum7250]

@@emmiplemmi2000 Almost all asian porn.

[@T---T]

I'm a simple man, I see howtobasic, I press howtobasic

[@kdel95]

"I'm a basic man, I see howtobasic and I basic howto"

[@toad3222]

What the fuck is his hair though

[@magrildz]

I see HTB, I throw eggs

[@John-tg5vn]

im a simple man i post simple comments

[@palazzo1113]

P R E S S E G G

[@TheAuzman466]

we all know it's just max chroma'd into the middle of the podcast

[@gta123987]

It's vsauce

[@Buccarado]

@@gta123987 no vsauce has hairy arms

[@benb4728]

with Chad's voice

[@Joesgro15]

He’s black Edit: it was a joke don’t attack me

[@Mrs.StealUrHusband]

Thanks for having me on ladies. 😎

[@ghostdeluxxe]

Super glad you guys keep your old vids up. Absolute gold gents, miss the old days but also glad htb isn't pelting you guys with random shit. Awesome to see him step forward and chat over some cold ones 🍻

[@geeworm]

Nice to see part of the cancer crew again. They were the gods of KZbin.

[@keuf3904]

Just need joji and ian

[@markopolo2224]

missing Idubbz and joji

[@actusjack]

sploosh. The shrimpson boys

[@fbi855]

@@keuf3904 True

[@cheezenachos1770]

So sad I missed this era...

[@lilfatherfigure1121]

the subtle editing like this @2:30 makes me love this podcast

[@Frog-zr1yn]

This is great

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

I'm tempted to pay for the full censored version of this. Just to see if HowToBasic will be uncensored. But I doubt it.

[@DrGamesAlot]

I’ve actually never heard Greg Paul’s voice before so I’m just gunna let myself believe that he actually made an appearance for that amazing ad break lol

[@kretes336]

Everybody gangsta till howtobasic starts talking robot

[@Aquaneos1193]

It's weird that Max is talking to himself this whole podcast

[@re5wesker281]

Max has a tattoo ion his hand whoever they’re talking to doesn’t

[@seekersearcher9519]

@@re5wesker281 He is covering it with makeup

[@Badapdos21]

Max's hands are chubbier than H2B's

[@manny-cc7mk]

These guys have some sort of history with almost every big KZbinr

[@datboijoey9587]

Thanks guys I loved being there

[@Ordinary_Trash]

I’m ten minutes in and I have yet to see his bare thighs. Wtf guys

[@porpoisstanley5209]

1:03:14 “George and Ian were sharing the couch” Nice

[@skullwebz]

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[@bleezecake]

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[@thegamingsack]

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[@collecter3456]

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[@rebexxa9038]

.....

[@StonedOrange]

Loved this episode of cold ones 😍

[@kotoast6007]

Thanks for having me on guys!

[@pyrow5520]

6 years of youtube. Has never said a single word on video. And the first thing he ever says on video is... *_E G G_*

[@lemius6154]

in one of his deleted videos he managed to hurt himself and he screamed "FUCK!" his actual first words are: F U C K *E G G*

[@M7S4I5L8V2A]

They should get Primitive Technology on so we can hear him to. He's Australian so he's basically next door.

[@Liquiddeaf]

26:58 So he's Dolan Dark

[@rich.o4]

Mustafa it was a joke...

[@taechwita1366]

I literally read this as ‘Donald Duck’ and really did sound like donald there lmao 😂

[@axeld2150]

I love how they slowly decend into madness the drunker they are.

[@robertmoreau8663]

DIO! What do you want!

[@kellycarlson5334]

Randomly paused at 43:13 just to make steamy eye contact with Chad... 10/10

[@andybradley8347]

Ok

[@Chaxlotl]

Ok

[@pigeonlikesmangos]

When the camera switches to HTB's head camera it feels like I'm actually there getting interviewed by the boys and its honestly sick

[@sukuna7820]

Pigeon Likes Pie nice

[@stevenvassiliou2939]

@@sukuna7820 pigeon likes mangoes now

[@cosmoringrose6578]

I assumed that howtobasic was chad for years because I was like “oh, max hangs out with chad all the time. The screaming sounds like him” I didn’t even realize that HowToBasic was hiding his identity. I thought it was public knowledge that he was Chad. Turns out I’m just stupid

[@anitamann9217]

Cosmo Ringrose I actually thought that too for some time until I noticed the whole mystery around his hidden identity

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Deadly twister 2....

[@cosmoringrose6578]

Downy Retard I have been watching all of their videos for years. I just assumed that Chad’s onscreen character was HowToBasic, and then people would make jokes about someone else being HowToBasic. I thought that when they called someone offscreen HowToBasic that it was a joke. Also it’s super fucking weird that you commented “you are” like a week ago and were so mad that I assumed that Chad was HowToBasic that you deleted your original comment and then commented again saying I don’t watch their videos.

[@cosmoringrose6578]

Kaptain Khorneflakes (I haven’t seen Deadly Twister Two since it came out but I do remember someone pelting them with eggs)I just assumed that it was a joke among their friends like “hey this guy offscreen is HowToBasic because you never see his face even tho it’s obviously Chad” you know because really anyone can throw eggs and Chad could edit it. That’s just how my brain automatically assumed it worked.

[@cosmoringrose6578]

Downy Retard i automatically assumed that Chad was HowToBasic so my mind took in all information through that lens.

[@johnathanflannagan2407]

1:24:45 "Padme is dead, you killed her, Lord Vadah"

[@StoneWeevil]

Hearing HTB speak in actual words is kind of jarring, I'm so used to him grunting and moaning

[@thesoymilk]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where he said he had a dead bird in his house for a week.

[@salil374]

People buy chicken and turkey all the time

[@insertnamehere3363]

salil dubey and refrigerate it. That was raw meat just rotting and decomposing

[@markopolo2224]

timestamp?

[@skengasaurus]

Give Scott a raise, you got such a phenomenal editor.

[@wintermusic5165]

nice profile picture & name my man

[@swegattyswooty9307]

@@wintermusic5165 thnx

[@DEATH_ANGEL1178]

Surripere they don't live in Australia so it would take a bit to set up

[@Adrian-ws6xw]

A bunch of bleep noises and blurs is enough for you to call an editor phenomenal lmao

[@treshampton9822]

Please have him on in the next Podcast!! I need more content like this during times like these! Please Max and Chad

[@maxxjameson]

I love how sloshed max is at the end this I my second time coming back and watching this. Best podcast to date

[@MulettoMotorsports]

For me it's 1- HowToBasic 2- SuperMega 3- TwoMad

[@cabin_fever]

I like how you gave him DrDisrespect hair to throw everyone off

[@yourmom9283]

Huge ass threads

[@haz1682]

Watching 3 adult men get drunk off cruisers, this is a sad day for all Australians

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

Cruisers r 4 bruisers pal

[@MitcheIIRichter]

Homoerotic Activity.

[@ricebix]

Bruh cruisers get you absolutely pissed and taste like fizzy drink so they're easy to drink. Only no one drinks them except girls cause they make you look like a pooftah

[@rawrtunaisgod]

I’ll never understand what the big deal is with men drinking something with flavor. Why are we expected to drink shit that taste like piss water and nothing else? What the fuck is so taboo about a flavorful drink? Pop is perfectly fine, juice is fine, milk is fine, but if it has alcohol in it? Naaaaww man drink this nasty shit just because. Fuck out of here. Beer taste like fucking shit and don’t give me that “oh it’s just because of the beer you’re drinking” no, they all taste like shit. Fuck me for wanting to enjoy my drink, right?

[@miscellaneousmedia3753]

@@rawrtunaisgod thank you! forget society's rules man, drink what you want!

[@narrow_pepsi]

I'm too fucked up it took me until like forty five seconds in before I realized this isn't Hot Ones