Zuckles Drinks Himself into Brain Damage | Cold Ones

[@coldones]

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[@Jason28364]

Bruh

[@Qwerty-zj3rk]

Cold Ones, mate, its like 40 fucking degrees out there

[@riley3156]

Cold Ones no, I won’t download raid shadow legends

[@itstime5138]

Bruh you look 40+. Consider quitting alcohol forever. : ^)

[@wigglypigeon592]

Where is anomaly

[@DolanDark]

We love a good clop

[@EthanPoynter]

thanks dolan

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

Damn underated comnent

[@Rafulec123]

Dolan but which type of Clop,Anthro or normal

[@Meme.Machine]

You fucking suck

[@eyemsuperserial4693]

Didn’t hit that 1k likes bruh gotta delete the comment now

[@muffinmax6732]

Bro the quality of this show is off the wall, that animation at the beginning, the transition cards, the drone, it's always a good time. Ricegum is a Chinese spy

[@rjgermain7237]

Ricegum is a chinese spy

[@itzshiori7403]

Ricegum is a Chinese spy

[@luisal3273]

Ricecum is a chinese spy (he’s up to something)

[@creepingcrawley6520]

Isn’t he Korean?

[@trainelekid]

RoyMusic1 and Ricegum are Chinese spys

[@nicholasesposito2416]

Cold ones guest: *blinks* Max: "I'll drink to that mate"

[@bat6087]

Max drinks because he can't get the rainbow Charizard

[@zakpollo599]

leana when did charizard become gay?

[@donnadanielsen9411]

Hahahaha

[@CollinGill7]

only 13 minutes in and zuckles has already admitted to both being a bronie and pleasuring himself to my little pony hentai

[@MCgeorge930]

HORSES FUCKING IS LIT

[@sponge1478]

Dude I'd get trampled and my skull crushed any day by a mules hoofs. So sensual.

[@anthonykearns2622]

I’ve done it to

[@haydenmann6711]

Don’t lie we’ve all done it

[@lemursven9195]

@@haydenmann6711 no not really

[@adamjamestattoos]

It's so sweet they allowed that make a wish child to be a guest on the show.

[@user-vk4un5gr5f]

lol

[@snopus2876]

He literally said more the first 5 minutes of this episode than he's ever said on the misfits' podcast.

[@robtito95]

Snopus the misfits podcast is just swagger fitz and a guest talking

[@ChairratorCSGO]

@@robtito95 wrong. They used to have this guy named Matt, too.

[@Psyfonify]

thats COLD ONES for ya BAYBEEEEeeee

[@eliasrodin6332]

@@ChairratorCSGO Guess he stopped cuz he didnt speak much at all

[@knox9040]

Mack Is Back he’s only been gone for like 10 episodes maybe lmao

[@DavidToons]

Cheers fellas for letting me animate in the podcast! It was fun! (I did the Maltesers ad animation lmao)

[@clothesclothes777]

David Toons nice job looks hektik

[@paulmitchell8714]

CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE JOKE?

[@paulmitchell8714]

Also dope job I really enjoyed that whole segment

[@frankcwte]

I don't get the joke either lol

[@isaacpowers6918]

when are the animations? listened to it without watching. any chance of timestamps?

[@Jacob-ix7cy]

The brofist is Chad's cutie mark

[@savagewraith]

That kinda changes the meaning of what BROny is bruh.

[@lemius6154]

I bet pikachu would be Max's cutie mark

[@Yummy_f0rk]

IM SCREAMINGGG

[@SpencerTenney]

Fuck this comment... fuck that story... fuck my life... and fuck that pony

[@deanrichard1770]

Lemius a pokeball

[@sleazemcsleazerson1723]

"slow down with the bongs, they rot your brain" -the man who has a podcast where he pressures people to drink alcohol lmfao

[@Augustborne]

#1 ratbag youre right, alcohol doesn’t fuck you up temporarily, just permanently if done habitually. Weed certainly shouldn’t be abused as it will definitely mess with you but the fact that you act as if alcohol is a better alternative is just asinine. Habitually smoking Weed won’t exactly give you any benefits but it’s definitely a healthier alternative than constantly drinking alcohol. Believe me, I’m addicted to both substances.

[@YungNappers]

#1 ratbag that is a straight lie alcohol has way more detrimental effects on the mind and body more than weed ever will. Alcohol is the #1 killing drug in the US for a reason can destroy your life weed won’t as easily destroy your life. If I was drunk the past 2 years rather than high everyday I would be in much worse shape physically and mentally.

[@sleazemcsleazerson1723]

@#1 ratbag dude shut the fuck up, alcohol slows you down way more than weed. I can smoke a shit ton of weed and still get important things done. I cannot do shit important after a few beers.

[@sleazemcsleazerson1723]

@@Hootimus-jv3mc no fucking shit dude I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying that you shouldn't be saying shit about weed being bad for you if you're peer pressuring your friends into drinking.

[@YungNappers]

Sleaze McSleazerson I feel you once I get some alcohol in me I don’t wanna get up from wherever I’m sittin 😂

[@Dognuhtz]

“I might have watched MLP porn..” it wasn’t that statement that made me laugh out loud in public. It was the silence followed. Oh my god.

[@jamescanjuggle]

There's so much alcohol even the drone is smashed

[@GeniusI2_3]

James Trotman 😂😂😂

[@bennohavec9571]

James Trotman make sure no one likes your comment

[@randolphcarter1481]

"I was 12 in 2012" Are you sure it's Zuckles who has brain damage?

[@Dorf274]

Chad is a renowned dougie

[@iliiilil8149]

"I can justify this alright" "I may have watched some my little pony porn" (all bruh sound clips play in my head at once)

[@devilrocket450]

Same

[@ThatOneGuy0812]

Bruh

[@seanpedersen6467]

Bruh😂

[@SMITHapk]

"I CAME TO PONY'S." - Zuckles Max- "I don't believe you."

[@MultiPeyton22]

What’s not to believe 😂

[@Augustborne]

“Wait, do you have two bladders?” I love this channel

[@rockyurt6507]

It's like pullin up to a petrol station- It's like pullin up to a petrol station- It's like pullin up to a petrol station- It's like pullin up to a petrol station- It's like pullin up to a petrol station-

[@bigman489]

Rockyurt Let me continue

[@Slenderbanana880]

Yo I read it as it was said wtf

[@endlessannie8620]

Chad: im 24 Also chad: i was 12 in 2012

[@TehBrokenToken]

"They're not my friends dude, they're old men I like to pvp with."

[@miffedmeff7302]

Swordfighting

[@stefanfan4030]

pee vs pee

[@DaveSmith-pc4ul]

Bro got groomed 😂

[@Jaxiimov]

Zuckles: “My mental health” *cracks open beer*

[@Porelight]

xJaxn u 12 bro?

[@zoniannitrate2905]

@@Porelight people who "u 12 bro" are twelve years old.

[@Porelight]

ZonianNitrate bro i turned 14 a week ago. get wooshed

[@zoniannitrate2905]

@@Porelight thats the same thing to me. still a stupid kid.

[@zoniannitrate2905]

@#1 ratbag an 8 year old cant play cod4?

[@jaydensaurman2604]

The fact max and chad visited him while in the psych ward is so sweet no homo they real 1s for that

[@lil_pistolx2057]

also no susmo but chad staying out with max since he was fucked up was hella sweet. Good ass friends.

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Being good friends isnt gay??? Even if it was, good on them for spreading love and not hate

[@PissCovered]

The fact that max is the oldest and looks the youngest aint good

[@Umbra-my1kw]

Your Daddy maybe but I don’t understand explain now fuckhead

[@incog0956]

yeah the guy that's the host doesn't look too good lol

[@blakdayy]

@@Umbra-my1kw nice you made him delete his comment

[@Umbra-my1kw]

@@blakdayy I think it was an annoying comment anyways but I don’t remember

[@blakdayy]

@@Umbra-my1kw Yee you triggered the dude

[@abysmal5599]

The whole time he spoke about the origin of his name, he just kept digging himself a bigger hole.

[@potassiumtheif5857]

@@resonance3639 a VERY funny hole

[@jacklloyd4376]

"this is the best investment in patreon money ever" 3 seconds later "punch the drone! Punch it!!!" oh my fucking god, best ending to the podcast in a long time.

[@shopping_cart_central]

Zuckles being a brony is probably the most fitting yet unsuspecting advancement since sliced bread.

[@jameswilson2110]

Or canned beets.

[@lanceh8382]

Best line I’ve ever heard max say: “ This show is gonna turn into just people shaking their heads.”

[@swales4450]

A Zuckles and Max rust lets play sounds amazing!

[@ape5490]

And we never got it...

[@harry4743]

And of course they never did it ):

[@peanutarbuckle9629]

Juckles*

[@sigurdunger7308]

@@harry4743 zuckles said it didnt worj out properly

[@lordbawnchie]

I was in tears laughing when they started talking about how he got his name.

[@platcrab4890]

part of me wishes I never heard it

[@saintscordo222]

“you were clopping, thats lit”

[@scaredlion]

"My mental health." *Cracks beer* "It's an interesting one."

[@tormentedsoul5641]

Real talk. I didn't know or watch Zuckles before this. At first though he seemed boring. But by the time he opened up found his shamelessnes hilarious and commendable, good guest

[@callummcgregor8420]

Max is a father for all Australian KZbinrs

[@chubbs.mp3435]

My chonney is the mother

[@morningowl43]

Max talking about MDMA was something I thought I’d never hear in my entire life

[@JohnDoe-sp3dc]

They all do far more drugs than they openly talk about. Australia's drug laws are pretty fucked though so it makes sense.

[@ParasiteHater]

​@@JohnDoe-sp3dc that's just every adult. most people you'll meet above the age of twenty have already done some crazy shit in the past

[@ItmeTummy]

Once you start doing stuff you start to notice how many people around you also do the same

[@addimbantuwe9406]

@@JohnDoe-sp3dc super easy to get stuff down here, I’ve got mates who dabbled in lsd and mdma at 16

[@MobileLearner]

This might be my favourite episode so far

[@wartimefootage6623]

Agreed

[@oH_._]

Such a feel good episode on this shit mate

[@duckh0le859]

"I think i played pool for like 8 hours on edibles" *and cocaine

[@epiclyskateredhawk2290]

@#1 ratbag ya sounds lik they put acid in your edibles

[@PowaJuice]

Scott Gomez in god lmao, mans got fucking laced

[@epiclyskateredhawk2290]

@@PowaJuice ong

[@epiclyskateredhawk2290]

@@PowaJuice sounds lik he dropped a tab before class ik some people who have done it and their crazy I cannot even compute remotely on acid but in class it's a whole different level

[@aj4waffles]

@@epiclyskateredhawk2290 Ive done a fucktonj of acid, like hundreds of hits, there was like 2 years id take 3-6 tabs 2-3 times a month, and i can definitely say edibles have made me trip out as hard as atleast 2 and a half tabs of good acid when ive taken wayyyy higher doses of them than normal. Like the first time i took 160 might when my previous highest dose was 80mg

[@Mirza011]

I love coming back to this - this feels like a genuine time with 3 mates having a laugh with grog together

[@TheHilariousGoldenChariot]

We actually got interrupted by raid shadow ledgends

[@jxmbo4074]

Real Cold Ones know that this was already uploaded like a week ago

[@runningone6498]

been waiting to watch it tho because i was at work last upload

[@2goubox]

Yep.

[@asher8085]

Jxmbo yeah I tried to come back to finish it cause i hadn’t watched it all, and it was gone😂😂😂now I can finally finish it lmao

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Yes what happened??

[@poyakouchesfahani6125]

Yeah what was the deal with that anyway?

[@wolfhaley8289]

I love how max had no idea there was an intro

[@レインレイン]

He hate watching his own videos

[@danielbear9183]

"The first time you got drunk right?" "Yeah one of"

[@EquatorAU]

58:56 "On your next birthday we'll be with you bro in LA bro" Max boutta break a promise bro

[@lyralydia]

cold ones: play raid it's the best chad: flesheater is my favourite flesheater: level 1 that cracked me up so hard

[@lyralydia]

@#1 ratbag whoa! look at that! the point of my comment, it totally just flew over your head! there it goes! damn, dude you totally missed it!

[@Calthecool]

Should’ve called this episode “Zuckles comes out of the MLP closet.”

[@Andrexei000]

Zuckles already came out on the Misfits Podcats. His brother exposed him lol.

[@5okillaH]

Nice one m8 I think that accurate asf

[@ShadowCrescent]

I must find this clip

[@finnm6512]

It funny that zuckles doesn't remember anything hes talked about before

[@jonathanrodriguez9524]

He forgor

[@acuiesce]

"I was the one feeding him cones" has got to be one of the most genuine aussie statements I have ever heard

[@charliebm4152]

I love how much the dynamic changes when there's another Aussie guest, they just let loose and it feels so more comfortable. You can see Americans are just sitting there like, "boy this is way out muh comfort zone"

[@KustomiseT]

Max: "Chinese government *Chad screaming in the background* that is soo bad." 4:07

[@stink7153]

I love how they're super scared of the drone then continue to throw things and punch it

[@scorpion0498]

Natural human response

[@pollutance]

“Well it’s because they have hoofs instead of hands bro.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@connorbruggeman3786]

Gotta respect how everything zuckles says seems genuine

[@TrevorScanlan]

He's too brain damaged to create a lie

[@adamroe8540]

People like to joke about Zucks crackhead energy but chad and max are the fiendiest juul borrowers ever

[@billyboyer545]

He started in T W E N N Y F O R D I N

[@Calthecool]

Shoutout whoever animated those segments, that shit looks great.

[@DavidToons]

Thanks man!

[@funcooker3029]

@@DavidToons Ay good job man 👍

[@sk0kiE]

Yo whats the song that plays when he hits the blunt

[@linasjesaias]

@@DavidToons 👌🔥

[@benthompson7222]

@@DavidToons Could you do tutorials because i would love to be able to draw like that!

[@richlor694]

YO THE ANIMATIONS ARE SICK AF. Once I saw the video version of the misfits podcast I thought it would be cool if they would animate some parts, so this is so sick that you guys actually did that

[@Argona1ut]

Had to come to this video after he posted about his breakup, really hope the guy does good for himself.

[@nintendope8837]

Chad: slept outside with max cus hes kind, everyone: chad big meanie

[@shives673]

“Horses are sexy”- maxmoefoe

[@maxplayer2752]

My hearts stopping At least we’re filming

[@jimhalpert3409]

I love how they say bro and I love how they say it constantly

[@xavier-me3el]

the drone really said: “FETCH ME THEIR SOULS”

[@cruzo3512]

I think I'll cry if you guys ever get George and Ian on the podcast.

[@dolphin8815]

Chad *literally vatt of alcohol* "Those bongs will rot your brain bro"

[@bjornerluffy]

Hearing him talk about drugs seriously made me cringe tbh

[@salvasalda]

@@bjornerluffy honestly Chad is a huge hypocrite but I still respect him. Btw he does cocaine on occasion

[@bjornerluffy]

@@salvasalda Yhea it doesnt affect my respect for him, but he sounds like the anti-alcohol kids in highschool who were terrefied of it untill they tried it and realised "huh, that wasnt that big of a deal" He just sounds like he doesnt know much about the subject but for some reason chooses to speak like he is an expert.

[@bjornerluffy]

@Orion Rodriguez lmao what are you even talking about? Why you immedietely go straight to calling us brainwashed without even pointing out how we are brainwashed? You think you win arguments with ad hominems without even justifying your own insults? So, tell me, how are/where we brainwashed? Is it due to some of us being spooked by alcohol IN HS or because I claim that he knows nothing bout drugs? Also, how was it not Chads fault? He chose to speak out his ass on a subject and emberass himself?

[@wowamber5107]

Tbh weed and other drugs destroyed my brothers brain, he has leaped to the other side and never came back

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Max should drink so much so when he's sober, he can finally upload his Japan Vlogs

[@tettettettettet]

Mate I’ve seen your fucking comments on every single video for weeks and all of them have been absolute shit tbh

[@breeze6873]

出 bro leave the guy alone man

[@Cocomelonenjoyer]

@@breeze6873 fr

[@karlcollects7850]

Why does Zuckles sound like a Big Lez show character

[@sonni7460]

Kyle McCormack he literally sounds like scruffy

[@codygrant3786]

Lizburgy

[@hooks693]

whatareyetalkinabout

[@ThiefOfBaghdad]

He is one

[@sophiejenkins1106]

bro that's literally all i could think about the whole podcast

[@dylanbrame8929]

"It's like pulling up to the petrol station with mum" HAHAHA I related to that too well

[@MajesticMiggy]

I like how the zuckles mental heath segment turned into the boys helping another boy out. Love you guys. Ride the wave.

[@KartoffelKonig]

Zuckles is probably the only guy that is more self destructive than chad and that's without a drop of alcohol

[@wartimefootage6623]

Loo

[@lukesmileyy9557]

16:54 Max: I AM GAMING! IM GAMING! Me: oh nice, gaming channel coming back? Max: RAID, SHADOW LEGEN- Me: well, never mind then....

[@angusleeke2833]

Max’s gaming Chanel is popping off boys

[@mynameisname4203]

It's been back

[@copengarden2707]

Mason's actually my spirit animal basically

[@Stevenasty]

Most underrated Cold Ones episode

[@david_327]

Fact

[@EthanB-01]

So Zuckles was a brony, my outlook on life has changed

[@Calthecool]

Why does it say “into brain damage”. Everyone knows that he had it from the beginning of the podcast.

[@Godakuri]

brain damage squared

[@vivious_]

stop commenting

[@scottmooney19]

Just cuz you keep commenting doesnt make them funny

[@kellyfrear2133]

virgin

[@Calthecool]

Insertnamehere Everyone else seems to disagree, because I have 500 likes on these different comments.

[@txcslayerz]

The fact that Zuckles is improving his mental health really makes me happy man I really hope this man never comes to an end.❤️

[@smokey9813]

can u explain what happen?

[@zoniannitrate2905]

@@smokey9813 he just had a massive breakdown, fell out a bit with the misfits and got institutionalised. alot of it was in his head and he was depressed and shit.

[@misadventure5216]

@@stereoscream6222 he is real friends with the Misfits, there wasnt any falling out. Zuckles just dived off the deep end and has been in recovery since then

[@Zeoxin]

The animations gave me life. Thank you

[@wartimefootage6623]

It's so good

[@xWooftaa]

The ending bit with the drone is one of the greatest things I’ve seen in years and I often come back to watch it. Phenomenal.

[@strangerofthe2067]

Chad- serious moment about drugs Max- “Just EAT SAND!”

[@tummylicker6810]

This is nice, glad you upload at 5AM

[@lyterate]

the editing is getting really GUD wtf

[@project_genshin3935]

Fran It’s always has been good? What’s you on about?

[@UCK83HbznwoS6_1kaz7MolTA]

@@project_genshin3935 he means better

[@project_genshin3935]

RX 55 Just as good as it’s always been lol

[@ZammexNobody]

not even 15 minutes in and i already feel like im 3 hours deep into this episode

[@B_dev]

For some reason I always think of zuckles as somebody who takes a lot of drugs but I was smoking weed younger than he was

[@adamcope777]

Max: "Stop calling it a Podcast. It's a Talk Show" Also Max: Continues to call cold ones a podcast 11 times

[@ismokenerfdarts4695]

Most chaotic intro I've ever seen and mason is just sitting there cause he's used to shit like this

[@Seniorjohnson]

J in spanish is pronounced like “H” so it is jajajajaja

[@ZaKRo-bx7lp]

Ja, genau

[@Trlll]

H is also pronounced like H in Spanish tho lol

[@Seniorjohnson]

Dako Briggs no one said it doesnt but think of words like “juego” that make the h sound

[@chibbacurley62]

ur profile pic brings back memories

[@jamesbucag5594]

Modifuckrs...... Flashback

[@davidenivan]

14:10 "How do you know so much about this Max?" Max knows everything about everything it's ridiculous 16:45 and Chad doesnt know anything about anything

[@YUNGDEATH]

this one of my favorite guest we need more zuckles

[@Halp88]

I like max slowly seeding the information he already knows about bronies

[@skurrix]

The animation part was great

[@wartimefootage6623]

Ikr

[@rpgscum4907]

wow i love the new animated Shots

[@funkymonkey2k94]

chad's screams of terror at 1:01:04 are possibly one of the funniest things i've ever heard

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

He literally sounds like a chimpanzee lol

[@chumlum]

Step 1: Invite guest who's been admitted to a psych ward after suffering psychosis and paranoid delusions Step 2: Use a drone to terrorise them while shouting and throwing stuff

[@tastydoomtime8890]

Step 3: profit and/or serious physical damage to self

[@jackw_-dm2gl]

I come back to this monthly

[@lefunmenow4970]

The Council of Drones has been alerted

[@batja2719]

i get brain damage by watching cold ones

[@kev3571]

Always nice to see cold ones being nice and bringing on a make a wish kid

[@elexiswesmolan5995]

Chad not giving him his juul was gonna stress me out 😂

[@chefster3259]

I like how zuckles talk more on cold ones than his own podcast .

[@sellsbags]

Why is Zuckles exactly like Jesse Pinkman ? Or is it just me that thinks so?

[@egg-xt7ir]

Was fuckin thinking that the whole episode

[@noahmay7708]

Buzz cut skinny white guy that does drugs and wears a beanie. Seems about right.

[@benjenkins7903]

Max: Ricegums a Chinese spy Me an intellectual: Secret Asian Man

[@benjenkins7903]

Abhora’s Nose I hope u get the joke

[@___blaggard999___8]

Agent 47 meet agent wan.

[@___blaggard999___8]

@KD6-3.7 most jokes are not based on facts there purpose is to get a laugh not state a statistic or any shit other than making someone feel better.

[@judewudrick8760]

Chad sleeping outside with Max is relationship goals

[@filthypenguintv4931]

i need a friend like that in my life

[@danndan3543]

I think zuckles might've been eating tadpoles