Coldplay sing three very boring songs

[@nobodysignificant4967]

"don't send in Coldplay lyrics as a joke" i died at this xD

[@aazo5]

rip in peace

[@nicholasfrundt4125]

+aazo5 R.I.P.I.P

[@Jedda666]

rip in peaces*

[@nobodysignificant4967]

Jens Lindmark *pieces

[@jacquelineiona1996]

me too! LOVE Chris...what an awesome guy he seems to be...his lyrics are from the heart and that seems like a good heart to me...and a great sense of humor!

[@residentevil5fan18]

Im so glad i got to meet Chris Martin in person! I accidentally bumped into him last year and he spent 5 minutes talking to me and I felt so happy(: never will forget him and his wonderful personality!

[@NewNoviceKid]

oooo lucky man!

[@benj9380]

You are SO LUCKY WTF

[@luisel7539]

Where have you met him?

[@residentevil5fan18]

+music life i met him at the santa monica pier he was with his kids and i was riding in the same ride and out of no where he is right there and I instantly knew it was him and ran up to him and got my photo with him(:

[@luisel7539]

+Average Joe This is great. Haha you can be so happy. I wanna meet him too one day😄

[@hmm6938]

I want "Sand in my Van" to be an official song by Coldplay. It's so chill and vibrant and it gives you those good vibes

[@kkkunt692]

pearscato sone of that positive vibes

[@GameToGameWithJosh]

He's so naturally talented and genuine! Funny guy too. :)

[@katie372]

Boshy

[@leonelsalgado5725]

INDEED !

[@IlariaPalladin]

Auba

[@IlariaPalladin]

Xhvyzockxus s

[@SHlV]

"we've definitely had worse live lounges"

[@ahmademil2611]

The Vaccines is worth the shout

[@yosra3679]

Lol he's right though!

[@jodiewestwood7443]

Selena definitely

[@jiyu9277]

*cough cough* Selena Gomez *cough cough*

[@rodrigoeleuterio1419]

cof cof Demi Lovato cof cof

[@e.7619]

Chris Martin is an alchemist! He turns everything into gold! They're just having so much fun together these four guys. It must be so great to know them in real life! Just imagine being friends with the guys from Coldplay. An absolute dream!

[@ri.z869]

E. Fanfictions will help you to cope with the sad reality of not knowing them in person

[@profiterolo]

E. A Head Full Of Dreams Perhaps?

[@kallescheringa6850]

A scientist if you will.

[@Joelster-og4pf]

A boring song + Chris Martin = gold

[@ddenisehhoy8369]

Is it bad that I want these to be real songs

[@celiawiemann644]

+ddenise hhoy Sand in a Van is my fave, the the one with the leaf. Counting Screw was pretty nice too

[@smebone1]

+ddenise hhoy HAHAHAHA HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

[@akashghosh7068]

sand in a van should be in the new album

[@katjones5135]

+ddenise hhoy the eyebrow song....

[@aidanmatson9706]

+AKash Ghosh B Side

[@alaskau9175]

The best part of this for me was seeing how much delight the rest of the band takes in Chris's talent. Like when Guy leans around Chris to catch Jonny's eye and they both grin. Just like anyone watching this probably can't help doing. I know I can't help it, no matter how many times I watch it. I also can't help thinking we owe their parents a lot for deciding to procreate.

[@henaljaveri7376]

Tara N. I couldn't agree more! They seem really supportive of each other and content in their own spheres! Also, it's truly beautiful to see how much fun Chris is having! He just seems so genuinely happy during the interviews, during the stage performances! Only a person who is this happy doing what he loves, can be this successful!

[@mariperezhernandez7589]

@@henaljaveri7376 no no k

[@javierasalgadoreyes]

I couldn’t catch the moment Guy tried to get Jonny’s attention

[@romasolomon90]

@@javierasalgadoreyes i think its 5:17

[@IlariaPalladin]

VzijhdguoqsAshdjwfijqcinqdijefiqdfhqdijqid

[@KADIO]

"We need the most boring lyrics possible, like REALLY boring!" "And don't just send in old Coldplay lyrics as a joke..." Hahahahahaha! Absolutely love Chris's humor, it's brilliant!

[@ryeofoatmeal]

and he's being serious for a sec 😂😂

[@IlariaPalladin]

Sfidsoospkt

[@IlariaPalladin]

Siaoka

[@IlariaPalladin]

Compromoa

[@IlariaPalladin]

Ninojomohomomimiei

[@davidafriyie3211]

My wife said Tom You look so scary Don't wanna be rude but Your eyebrow's a little bit hairy I ain't the problem Don't blame it on me They grew much longer You're gonna struggle to see So pluck 'em out This what's the song's about Can you borrow my tweezers Yea you can no doubt 'Cause I'm plucking my eyebrows out This what's my day's about Ohhhhh got your permission To improve your vision -------------------------------------------------------------- Said Tom beware Of excess bodily hair 'Cause you don't wanna scare Our children

[@davidafriyie3211]

+David Afriyie lol

[@shinohiro2765]

Golden lyrics right here in 10s hahaha

[@y2m3e.45]

what a song 😂

[@davidafriyie3211]

Annette Liu lol

[@datfatemodllfc3704]

David Afriyie The ending song was soooo epic 😂

[@faithisaunicorn]

"I am a man with some sand in my van" 😂 Coldplay keeping it real

[@IlariaPalladin]

BdinrionjdorpOntjqaoRinfntiao

[@IlariaPalladin]

BakazoosssMijiaso😊

[@IlariaPalladin]

BfintinsinjfojdinRonsonof

[@IlariaPalladin]

Xowneomkndgjqri😊

[@IlariaPalladin]

Vlmis

[@UtsavTiwary]

He absolutely nailed it with "Letter Writing Never Ends" !

[@sruthinambiar2701]

Utsav Tiwary I know right? I loved that one 😂 ❤

[@thisdeath]

my fav one :)

[@IlariaPalladin]

Binfojokoegoneo

[@IlariaPalladin]

😢bi.o.onoho i iamo😮😮😮bommmomog

[@liambutler6096]

The fact that he just song those from the top of his head just shows the amount of talent Chris has

[@juliaaa1111]

Gwyneth Paltrow is insane for letting this man go.

[@juliaaa1111]

I GENUINELY laughed out loud with the eyebrow song hhahahaha

[@caffeinatednation8885]

+Ju M. He wrote Fix You for her when they were dating and her father was dying. He wrote Speed Of Sound for her after the birth of their daughter. He's an amazing person and yet...she had a "conscious uncoupling"? *Grrrrrrr*. A witch. She broke him but it's so great to see that he's moved on and is happy again. :)

[@juliaaa1111]

+Caffeinated Nation He didn't write Fix You for her father, though... He had already died. I'm not sure he if wrote it for someone in particular. But I agree with you, she's a fucking witch. She just threw an angel away

[@juliaaa1111]

if he *

[@caffeinatednation8885]

+Ju M. I didn't mean that he wrote it for her father but that he wrote it for her, to help her through the loss. He does look very happy now! :) :)

[@rexmundi2237]

and the leaf falling from the tree was all yellow, yellow, yellow.....

[@socialcasualties8782]

Nice

[@davetinoco]

hahaha

[@shantanugarg3696]

Rex Mundi and all shit falling was yellow

[@user-nb1rq7so9h]

I wrote a song, I wrote a song for you

[@tonyvilaysack88]

I never knew a story about removing a bag of sand from a vehicle could be so incredibly tragic

[@IlariaPalladin]

Binjnnhpknhjjipkjysknaoiooiswaaonz

[@IlariaPalladin]

Mowaqpoo😮😮😮 Nieiwomkkjni

[@IlariaPalladin]

Ho😊

[@sashaa3217]

I can't stop smiling, I've missed them

[@francyopazog.8325]

same

[@blurrydani]

same omg

[@georgelinford5576]

They're back :)

[@ghita647]

THEY'RE BAAAAACK YAY STREAM EVERYDAY LIFE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD IS FIIIIIRE

[@infelixlidarwa]

​@@ghita647trouble in town, arabesque and orphan too 😍😍

[@jogabola]

6:51 the look on his face when he realises that he's got the right lyrics for a big hit

[@the_emmo]

jogabola lmao

[@rvr10135]

That eyebrow song inspired me. My eyebrows are filled with tears now. Gotta pluck 'em out... Catchy

[@EminentKnight]

+Raghav Raj I love crying upside down too sometimes.

[@rvr10135]

Hahaha 😂 Good one!

[@sheldonbot7571]

+Raghav Raj how the name of this song?

[@MythicalSLIM]

lol

[@hazydanny]

coldplay: 0% naked women 0% dirty words 100% talented 100% charismatic 100% beautiful 100% adorable 100% lovely 100% honest

[@AdityaSharma-tt7yg]

Shay T. so true man

[@y2m3e.45]

on point ! :D

[@mayorofsimpleton5674]

Right? When I listen to them I just feel like a child enjoying Music in itself.

[@hazydanny]

•• LizzieJo •• exactly, and it just makes me feel so peaceful as if the lyrics were literally speak to me :(

[@mayorofsimpleton5674]

Shay T. Right you are, it's nice to for once momentarily just kind of flick all of your problems away..:)

[@juveriatabassum9957]

THis is a treasure! Is this guy talented or what?!

[@emiH]

watch his older songs on coldplay

[@juveriatabassum9957]

+MJ Lebrilla I've been a Coldplay fan for a long time now.. I love almost all of their songs.

[@nickmoranis2865]

Or what.

[@juveriatabassum9957]

+Nick Moranis or really, really talented.

[@leonarduskrisna4588]

well you know Brother And Sister? Ode To Deodorant? Safety? Yes/Chinese Sleep Chant? Aiko? Ladder to the sun?

[@eml7p182]

hes got talent.. seriously. if he can come up with the music and lyrics to some dumb sentence... like what. that band is so good.

[@pieterirsanpi]

Emmi767 M you mean Chris

[@randomlibra]

Just noticed, Chris dresses like Sheldon Cooper.

[@jiyu9277]

Oh my god, I've only just realised that!

[@elig.mp4]

haha yea!

[@KaroStephH]

that's true

[@thenotethief4892]

hahaha

[@hassan6216]

my favorite people

[@CLBOO6]

The 10 letters song sounds like a real song

[@sruthinambiar2701]

Don Cresswell I know right! I wanted more of it 😂 ❤

[@coshcosh3753]

Is there a similar one?

[@felixweinlinger]

That almost sounds like something from the Beatles juding from the topic

[@martapook5455]

Sounds like Gorillaz from Plastic beach album:D

[@TheValeryfication]

OHMYGOD THIS MAN CAN MAKE A NICE SONG OUT OF A BAG OF SAND LYRIC HE IS A LIVING MIRACLE

[@terenzsc]

Valery C i giff u replyyy

[@hunterxhunterfanboy2764]

Valery C like for real wtf theg could seeing a song with lyrics "dirt dirt brown dirt" and i would listen to it.

[@jaapheslenfeld7365]

You've succesfully predicted the future, with Coldplay's new song 'miracles'

[@kaycgrocks]

'Can Coldplay turn anything into a hit?' yes yes they can.

[@ryneckert]

"I'm sorry I'm just not feeling this one." Chris, the fact that you're feeling any of these just shows how much of a boss you are.

[@rizwana7256]

sand in my van and plucking my eyebrows out.. could be superhits..:D.. like seriously

[@mitcheljohnson293]

Rizwana Shamimara Ikr

[@ancheta90]

Rizwana Shamimara and the two was made by tom bristle. xD

[@Mr21022102]

Its just Chris. I would buy "Old McDonald's Had A Farm" if he sung it. He's amazing.

[@tiberio135]

I can see now why Coldplay comes out with so many HITS. Chris you got the Midas touch, my boy. A couple of these could have cracked the top 20 !!!!

[@rockinghorses]

Its gone jungle.....

[@SentinelPrimek]

Can't stop coming back here and replaying.

[@Wara50]

+SentinelPrimek Haha same for me ! This video is so fun !

[@MOrion-gb4eg]

Now, am I the only one who wants the eyebrow song so badly to be a real song?

[@MissySimpleM]

It would be perfect for when you need to pluck your brows :D :D :D to set the mood :D :D :D

[@putridpedros]

He missed a huge chance to rhyme "blues" with "shoes"... He even mentioned jazz and didn't go for it

[@katefaraday3901]

exactly what i was thinking lol!

[@-Alys-]

Peter Shepherd i know

[@RedrumRowan]

chris is sneaky like that, always keeping us guessing lol

[@emilgyggggygggrr]

Peter Shepherd WHAT I THOUGHT

[@dylaneverhartmusic]

Are you listening to jazz, or is it the blues

[@desireme3019]

Sand in my van is my jam

[@EmaTheKookyOne]

This band brighten up my life! So humble, kind, charismatic and fun! I will always be their biggest fan and honestly I've seen many bands perform live and I swear no other band exudes so much warmth and charm and kindness on stage! Somehow after their concert you start to believe in a better world :)

[@willward952]

Coldplay and Chris Martin are hugely gifted blokes, with a wealth of talent that shines on an on. They can sing, perform and give a sense of community to their fans without a dividing line.. that improvisation was really cool, Just shows you how their marvelous albums materialize from start to finish. Having Coldplay personally sing about having sand in your van relating to the individual that sent in the text.....how cool is that,.... proper talented!!!! Roll on 4 Dec, A Head Full Of Dreams :)

[@stutichutani7931]

"Coldplay sings three very boring songs" 2.1 million views and 37k likes. This shows how legendary Coldplay is.

[@arindam1249]

Yeah ❤️

[@arindam1249]

Sand in my van

[@poojajose9175]

Oh my god, Chris is so good with 'em melodies. No one like him man. I LOVE YOUUUU

[@farraibrahim6402]

You can throw (literally) any words/phrase to Chris and he can sing and turn those to a beautiful lyrics and songs just like that..I just love it and I love Coldplay 😘

[@ziqunleow8857]

My wife said Tom You look so scary Don't wanna be rude but Your eyebrow's a little bit hairy I ain't the problem Don't blame it on me They grew much longer You're gonna struggle to see So pluck 'em out This what's the song's about Can you borrow my tweezers Yea you can no doubt 'Cause I'm plucking my eyebrows out This what's my day's about Ohhhhh got your permission To improve your vision Said Tom beware Of excess bodily hair 'Cause you don't wanna scare Our children

[@LiamCoops01]

Quality song, better be on the next album

[@mackclark3356]

+liamstig14 I'd give up anything to buy that album

[@LiamCoops01]

+MacKayla Clark Very true

[@LauraJFigueroa]

still better than 90 % of the music on the radio last year

[@Chris-mv1ht]

I loveeee this song! It's not on their latest album though hahaha

[@MissZoolander12]

I love the way that Guy laugh it's so cute.

[@bluesnote1]

6 years later and still waiting for these songs to be on Spotify.

[@ryeofoatmeal]

lmfaoo 😭😂😂

[@racheljilek964]

It's impressive how quickly Chris can improvise melodies and rhyming lyrics that still make sense! He's so talented!

[@bremex]

HOW CAN ANYONE HATE COLDPLAY!!!?

[@annas4191]

right

[@saimgautam3871]

Only who have no sense

[@christopherrubio8047]

People that hate Coldplay tend to be very bitter and angry by nature. I’ve noticed this.

[@radiofloyd2359]

The people are impossible to hate. The music... It's uninspired garbage and that's a goddamn euphemism.

[@ukkovuorela4196]

Maeby people have different taste in music?

[@Xlender720]

Oh this explains how their first song was made....

[@Aeromaz]

Ode to deodorant! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@h3nriqu33]

@AYEBROWNING i didnt, explain it for me pls

[@danielalmeida4934]

@@h3nriqu33 search for "Ode to deodorant" on youtube and you will understand

[@lou-xr5rz]

Chris is a freaking genius! And seems like such a nice guy. I love how Guy's just smiling the whole time. It's so sweet. Coldplay's music has helped me a lot.

[@riteasrain]

Love the way the band enjoys it with him, good mates

[@emiliasalg5730]

I've watched this so many times already😂

[@hmm6938]

SAME. I put it in my playlist so I can listen to it non stop

[@artterza]

reeeppppp

[@caitlinmariereacts]

yup yup yup me too

[@fancyliving228]

Emilia S Sameee! I probably account for like 91% of the view count lol

[@im_Spade_]

Yep, he could literally sing the phonebook and I would be sold.

[@mickaelperrier6379]

Oh my, The Eyebrows is definitely a hit!! xD

[@ermaabrazado5145]

I like the lyrics of plucking the eyebrows.

[@connorholmes7809]

This is so amazing. Can't wait for the album

[@IlariaPalladin]

Kepw

[@B1ueD3vi1]

I said Tom beware! Of excess bodily hair! You don't wanna scare our children...

[@waffleswithburberrysauce9019]

I need “Letter Writing Never Ends” to be a single ASAP

[@tadacee9721]

He is seriously adorable. That smile :D

[@Divya5204]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEW ALBUM.

[@IlariaPalladin]

VinsijxoxhcNjjrijfiaosoznis

[@Orton1859]

That 'Screws' tune sounded like a Bob Dylan record xDD

[@hazydanny]

oh my god guy's smile at the end i can't

[@natf6018]

I've watched this like a 100 times throughout the years... Never gets old...

[@sweeps42]

wow Chris is incredible

[@jamesfish18]

Totally true, he is an absolute legend.

[@tinac2894]

+James Fisher your so right

[@IlariaPalladin]

.djhgzijuLpfpj. Jyuyslp

[@mlelsc1]

Isn’t it great to see such fantastic camaraderie between you guys. All so genuine.👏👏👏👏👏⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@AcePhoenix]

"it's gone jungle, oh my god" I lost it there

[@nataliebraga2981]

"There's definitely been worse Live Lounges" I DIED AHAHAH

[@RuslanKalashnikov]

The link to this video ends with XY...

[@LegoArchitectureNerd]

I noticed that too...

[@monsterhighgal]

That was one of their bests albums.

[@firebreather4693]

Illuminati confirmed

[@samriddhikumarr]

"Plucking my eyebrows out"😂😍😁 gosh pure talent! ❤

[@ghostie7790]

oh my god! xD He's so talented! And he's such a cutie when he's getting into it. Look at him go!!

[@kevinho1922]

this was my favorite interview, to see a world class band using shoddy lyrics and the pre installed piano accompaniments :D

[@ChndrBng]

Chris Martin is such a good sport.

[@y2m3e.45]

the best thing about this is the whole band being present ❤

[@IlariaPalladin]

Ntptjokupkut😼

[@mackenziehmusic]

I want the last one, that was a work of art

[@OrangeSands]

Coldplay just makes everything better.

[@ulmo5536]

I mean how the fuck? How can chris be so talented? They all are!

[@stevekujo6363]

the 10 letters song n eyebrow need to be a single ......

[@NESherv]

The songs kept getting better as they went along!

[@ClaRa124100]

You can love or hate their music, I don't care. But damn those guys are genuinely likable.

[@blurredvisionsx]

CHRIS' SMILE IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER HES SO SWEET IM

[@RealReceStarWarsGaming]

I always come back to this video. It’s one of my favorites!

[@MissSleazy13]

they are definitely talented. no wonder music industry will be dull if they disband or quit.

[@FatimaYTB]

Gonna use the eyebrows one on the background when Im doing mine 😂 oh god the talent... Cant wait to see them for the first time in May 😍

[@patriciaroberts100]

Chris knows how to chill. Not many people know how to.

[@Becksnnc]

Chris literally made an actual song in a matter of minutes with that eyebrow one. He's a lyrical genius!

[@LegoArchitectureNerd]

GUY ❤️❤️❤️

[@Shaftell]

So handsome

[@LegoArchitectureNerd]

+Shaftell Yep 👍

[@annytjoa7151]

he's cute haha

[@Blue_Lugia]

Dosent say very much, but wow, hes a good looking :)

[@LegoArchitectureNerd]

Quiet and beautiful :)

[@re8nifle]

Love how the URL has XY in it.

[@bencai605]

the only album i cant seem to find

[@danielvr]

kzbin.info/aero/PLjIuADMrDKIYwKC3dDLkVdIqB3jdoUXDL

[@danielvr]

Theres the full album

[@katefaraday3901]

this is my favorite thing on the internet tbh.

[@meowd2506]

Even f the lyrics are dumb , I literally love the tune he used for the lyrics

[@pamelacarassino8831]

I watched it like 832809320391 times because it's the best thing I've ever seen/heard in my life.

[@thekoiponds]

what a solid group! love em!

[@ThoseWhiteWhales]

"Chris Martin is like a sexy Yoda music character" - quote from matthew healy that I, after watching this video, agree with quite a bit

[@nimlinabdu]

plucking eyebrows?!!😂 nailed it!!

[@mariakfeldman]

I don't know whether I laugh or cried more watching this... :)))Chris, you're a genius, man!

[@jenniferhopkins1949]

Maybe Coldplay can revive "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

[@oanhpham29]

OMG, the sand in my van song! I can't stand with that songgggg! So good, pls make it an official song, plssss

[@luca7939]

🎶and write it to my friends, letter writing never ends..🎶 "This is called Letter writing never ends." ahahah

[@deriene_rocha]

he's so talented and such a nice person!

[@GeminiTwins2019]

I am having some kind of obsession with Chris Martin (Coldplay too) lol

[@kajwilhelm]

The 3rd song has kinda "Dylanish-feel" to it. Nice stuff!

[@sevchyk]

+Kaj Frilund The third song sounds great, doesn't it?

[@DylanDaWolfe]

I find that racist

[@brooke6224]

I would listen to all of these songs! I love them.

[@shaffadoodle]

Chris is adorable omggggg

[@snake6706]

So freaking talented