Colin one liners Who's Line is it Anyways ?

[@uwusenpai4478]

If a dad ever wants to go pro with dad jokes, the final boss is colin mochrie

[@ellis51773]

Colin Mochrie is the final boss of life, when you die, you have to fight him to get to the underworld

[@nn-nu8hf]

i think Lee Mack is the king of dad jokes if im being honest. Colin is hilarious though.

[@guillermoelnino]

youd think it would be some amish guy with 20 kids

[@fredspeech5158]

Colin is haaaaard to beat

[@BigDawg31675]

To this day, Colin remains undefeated

[@VigneshVR]

In terms of the most complicated set up, "Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars" and "A Dab o' ABBA doo" are clearly the top 2, but "Knick-knack Paddy Whack" just wins in terms of being laugh out loud funny every time I see the bit.

[@ongphong5933]

I think the raindeer in Spain was mainly hit by the plane should be up there too

[@ewwhoisshe]

Knick-Knack patty whack is my favorite

[@keepdavefree]

the knick knack patty whack one is just GENIUS. knick knack because of the small objects, patty because cow = beef, and whack because he killed it. therefore it’s all one elaborate and WELL thought out pun. it’s straight up 10/10 creativity. GENIUS!

[@matthewwilliams2093]

David McDowell It’s actually PADDY whack. That’s a reference to the rice field (paddy) where the murder took place.

[@Alistair]

@@matthewwilliams2093 yeah it was bad enough the guy trying to explain an obvious joke, but on top of that he gets it wrong lol..

[@nowvoyagerNE]

Drew wasn't good at the skits but he was one heck of a great host....i love hearing him laugh at the skits.

[@animusswtor4822]

I think he was great at hoedowns and especially worlds worst „Who’s a good puppy you’re a good puppy“ is still one of my favorite moments on the show

[@nolifeguy1]

@Decesso Aisha should stick with voice acting and a script, like on Archer... Lana Kane.

[@sillygoose635]

@@nolifeguy1 you should stick to shutting up.

[@konos-p8842]

Drew had the nastiest clap backs in Hoe Downs though. Wayne's mother was never the same.

[@laurieg4770]

Drew never wanted to be in the skits. He had never done improv. He booked time at an improv club to learn. Colin and Ryan have talked about this in interviews since the first US whose line ended.

[@MadTheDJ]

In interviews, Colin has said he loves puns and has deep well of "bad" jokes to draw from. He's also said the cast is told what games to expect (simply for technical reasons. The singing cast, like Wayne, do a soundcheck with Laura Hall, for example, so they know the beat and rhythm she'll play for different styles of music they may be asked by the audience to sing to). So while they know some thing in advance about how they may have to improvise, they don't know *what* they'll say or do until the scenes start and they're given the suggestions.

[@AlexSnow96]

Yeah, that's why they sometimes truthfully joke, "we have no idea what we're doing."

[@oliverdelica2289]

In short the show is 20% scripted and 80% improvised

[@AladeenMusic]

@@oliverdelica2289 not exactly scripted the producers for some games write down scenes but the actors still don’t know and have to improvise, but the best games are the ones where they ask audience suggestions

[@danitho]

@@oliverdelica2289 How did you get 20% scripted from sound checks and a list of games?!

[@jonathanharwood1255]

@@danitho some people just aren't too good with maths.

[@riffdane6459]

I would NOT wanna get in a pun war with Colin.

[@shariseibeld8191]

Riff Dane the only one who could do that would be Ryan

[@hollywoodghostbusters9869]

Shari Seibeld Ryan's good, but Colin is the master

[@brianm6337]

I would- but I'd survive, just barely.

[@slimonion1975]

Right...lol

[@ridderman555hero2]

I would be defeated in an instant.

[@thetydalwave_]

I love that Colin used the "man swallowed by a whale ran until he was pooped out" joke twice and it was still funny the second time.

[@ay_josh_mio]

I KNEW this comment would be in here and I'm glad I found it! 😂

[@spurdo_of_92]

I love how drew lost it even harder the second time.

[@dannymccrae3070]

Probably because he did t hear it the first time. The reactions to Lars Lars pants on fars will always be legendary

[@patmalloy3569]

He has been known to recycle a joke here and there

[@fingersTitan]

He missed the "Running to the end" part 1st time and it did lack compared to his usual standard so nailed it next time with just that tiny addage.. Genius.

[@MoneyMager]

You know its good whenever you see Ryan Stiles turn his head and start laughing.

[@dillerud95]

MoneyMager yeah that’s true

[@trajan231]

Even more so when Ryan has his head in his hands

[@JACKTHETRIXTER]

MoneyMager “Bend a car? Pat Benetar!”

[@MoneyMager]

@@JACKTHETRIXTER one of my favorite lines lol

[@Collin255]

Definitely! I love Colin, Ryan, Wayne, Drew, Brad, Greg and Chip. But imo Colin is the funniest, I mean it's close, and obviously one part that makes him funny is how he plays off of the others greatness and vica versa, but if I HAD to pick a favorite it would be Colin(and no it's not cuz my name is Collin also haha) but Ryan is a SUPER close 2nd, and Wayne is a close 3rd etc etc. Also Drew being there and cracking up like that AND genuinely being clever and hilarious at times really makes everything soooo much better(unlike with the new person they had when they rebooted it, nothing against her, she's just not Drew lol)

[@caydesmith7021]

I love Colin's news opening lines but for me, nothing will beat "welcome to the 6 o'clock news at 9"

[@stephengrigg5988]

The simplest ones that catch you off guard

[@jp3813]

"Unfortunately, everything happened at 3:48 today, so we have nothing to tell you."

[@wildcard9370]

That was Stephen Colbert

[@RS14988]

"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars." "A Bush in the band is worth two in The Byrds" Probably my two favourites that he ever did xD

[@EntropicDecayGaming]

Mine has to be "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."

[@usamasohails]

I didn't get this one

[@Clarinetboy82]

It's a play on words of a line from the movie/musical, "My Fair Lady." "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. :)

[@peggysav83]

R0SILE tk favourites is the right spelling depending on where you're from. In Australia we spell it like that as well as colour.

[@dbnx1701]

RS14988 oh but you forgot the " Nick nack paddy whack. ".

[@axylsorax]

I tried my best to spell things out. Here you go. You’re welcome. 00:05 Frankly Dontgiveadamn: Our Top Story 00:32 Hors Jarode-Inon: The Sheep Hit the Fan 01:16 Wes Fiwing Mooretaste: Humpty Dumpty 01:40 Thor Buttockths: A Bush in the Band is Worth Two in the Birds 02:26 Lars Lars Pants On Fars: a man swallowed by a whale 03:05 Oswald Thatendswald: Knick Knack Paddy Whack 03:54 Gay Apparel: assault with a dead weapon 04:27 Rhett Alittle Outaroundthewaist: Whale story again 04:57: Tito Thruthetulips: No Change is Expected 05:26 Curtis Interruptus: No Pit to Hiss In 06:01 Gord Blessamerica: Sit Down and Reflect 06:36: Thor Justhinkingaboutit: Removing Jamboni’s Head from his Ass 07:45 Tads Thewayuhuhuhuh-Ilikeit: Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars 08:40: Arthur Anymoredonuts: The Reindeer in Spain was Hit Mainly by the Plane 09:32: Keith Mypastiwhitebutt: A Dabba Abba Doo 10:22: Lars Oftheredhotlovers: A Man of That Caliber 10:57: Noah Shes-Havingmybaby: You Can Lead a Whore to Water, But You Can’t Make Her Think (wow) 11:37: Dan Yougottapay-Mebackthatenbucks: The Artist Formally Phoned with Sprint 12:14: Woodrow Butdonthave-Apaddle: That Hickory Daiquiri Doc

[@anonymously5681]

There is also "Carlo coz the tire's flat".

[@adamlombard3771]

No man has ever deserved an thumbs up more than you. Thank you sir

[@axylsorax]

@@anonymously5681 I missed that? Do you have a time stamp?

[@anonymously5681]

@@axylsorax it's not in this video. I just quoted it coz it's stuck in my head. 👍😃

[@maryannefeyer6332]

This is amazing! I keep thinking the second one is actually “Horst,” not “Hors,” as my dear departed father-in-law’s name was Horst. He was German; born there and lived there until after medical school.

[@jackkebbell8051]

this is the god tier of dad jokes

[@faithie599]

Jack Kebbell Colin has his own category of jokes- 😂

[@faithie599]

What the actual heck did I write? Do I know what the context is? I’m lost. Someone find my way for me because either I was high but I’ve never touched drugs or stuff in life or I was so tired I ghost wrote this as someone who knew what they were doing???

[@anne-droid7739]

Artistically Creative I suffer from second-hand embarrassment, and right now I am in considerable pain. Please, please get well soon! =D

[@faithie599]

Anne-droid SOMEONE SAVE ME

[@anne-droid7739]

A mustard plaster in red flannel might do the trick. Or a trip to the Isle of Yap.

[@der_pinguin44]

Colin, off the cuff, can make professional comedians cry laughing. That man is a treasure.

[@RuanAntunes7]

Ryan can personally attest to this

[@micheleerwin2848]

He had to audition twice for who's line because they didn't think he was funny enough the first time.

[@Dinoking745765]

"This just in Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."

[@kevinfoster6813]

Master of Angels that joke will be relevant for the next twenty years lol.

[@scootscootriot1020]

Kevin Foster That has been relevant for the past 20 years.

[@johnking5174]

A great dig at Drew Carey there

[@billyboblillybob344]

@@kevinfoster6813 It's like Pi; unending and non-repeating...

[@markmark5269]

Well, that's how the Left view it ...

[@Ngamotu83]

"But only Hugh can prevent florist friars." Inventing tongue-twisting puns on the fly is clearly Colin's top skill.

[@victorylane2377]

'Say that 3 times real fast.' Hell Colin, I have a hard time once and slow. God tier tongue twister.

[@Tony195746]

after he said that, Greg nearly broke character

[@craigseattle]

I have to mention, yes a lot of stuff on that show was on the fly but Colin's stories, he's been thinking up for months beforehand and has a treasure chest of them that he's rehearsed, to use on any particular show

[@STNeish]

I miss watching Drew lose it.

[@vicmartone]

STNeish and not fake laugh like Aisha

[@leafsflamsrangersfan]

victor martone Aisha's fake laugh is worse then Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh. 😕

[@OtterloopB]

The dynamic just isn't the same without Drew. Half the fun of Whose Line came from Drew losing his composure.

[@3of11]

Particularly when the pen drops and the glasses come off

[@noelleeve4087]

Aisha is fake, unfunny, and spoils the comedy with PC crap.

[@saltedllama2759]

I always loved how the newscasters skit would be derailed from the beginning because Colin is a genius. The godfather of all dad-jokes before dad-jokes were a thing. Ryan having to turn away, Wayne doubling over, and a third person trying not to lose their shit while sitting next to him.

[@luckystarpiano]

Not to mention Drew’s giggles in the background 🤣

[@derpty420lerp3]

Colin is a comedy genius.

[@samuraichilton]

Him and Ryan are possibly the most natural duo I have ever seen.

[@ellenmurphy2150]

He is really amazing. Colin stays in character while he cracks up everybody else. And he can dance!

[@anthonywozniak7373]

@@samuraichilton helps they have been friends since highschool

[@tomharner83]

@@ellenmurphy2150 "and he can dance"... LMFAO!

[@ellenmurphy2150]

@@tomharner83 scuse me whoever you are ever see him dance. 😃 right back at you.

[@chipsnever957]

"Knick Knack Patty Whack" is one of my favorite jokes not only from Colin, but from Whose Line in general

[@mayakh5611]

i think he meant Paddy.. as rice paddy

[@nickdejager8873]

My favorite long form pun joke has a similar punchline. "It's a knick knack Patty Wakk, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[@TheUprightLuthier-1959]

Norm MacDonald did a 5 minute long Kick knack Patty Whack

[@InsolentUnicorn13]

I laughed like a hyena at that one!

[@TheDemonicJuggalette]

"A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills. No change is expected."😂

[@Diet_Bleach]

Grell Sutcliff CrayCray thats what he said dumbass gj re-quoting it

[@williamreid6255]

“Police say his pet was also ran over by a drunk driver repeatedly shouting, ‘Keep the change, ya filthy animal!’.”

[@MarkEdwardRom]

I enjoy the one with the triple rear end joke. Started with the sore rear, the donkey & on a resting at the end. Classic dodge of the censorship guidelines.

[@xavierharris9749]

You can keep the change, will ya? 🌝

[@TotalTuxedo]

Colin kills it with one liners but one time he only said one word that lit the place on fire. "Come"

[@thelonelywolf88]

Dancing around the censors. Also he got an uproar in scenes from a hat where one suggestion was for Colin to curse. "Here, fucker!"

[@lawrencedockery9032]

He did the corresponding finger gesture with that as well

[@johnathonwaggoner358]

@@thelonelywolf88 I thought it was “here bastard.”

[@DaveB-rock]

Meow

[@jpbrnidgrl]

Tapioca.

[@grantswartwoudt1557]

Woodrow, but don't have a paddle.

[@59771006]

It's good to know that he would row if he did have a paddle.

[@ongphong5933]

Thor but not complained about it

[@joelioes]

I think it's "Wouldrow but don't have a paddle"

[@AlexSnow96]

@@joelioes Woodrow is an actual name, hence the pun.

[@Normal1855]

I'm peeair because my bladder is empty. Another great one. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@timandshannon03]

"The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the Plane." One of the smartest, hilarious, dumb jokes I have ever heard. Colin is a God among Pun Masters!

[@RLeeWII]

Oh man you gotta help me with this one. I don’t know the reference!

[@edhveidhrejesh6457]

@@RLeeWII here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp6kdYB4Z9qnd9E

[@OCDTraci]

@@RLeeWII Haha yeah, I didn't get it either!

[@mattwainright8392]

@@OCDTraci It's from the musical, My Fair Lady. An english commoner is being trained to speak the kings english, by repeating : The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. This is a song in the musical.

[@honnatti]

@@mattwainright8392 oh wow! Thank you so much!

[@vakama9053]

"Nick knack paddy whack" indeed.

[@zedleppilen1636]

Vakama 905 *Patty cow=meat

[@MisguidedAzzy11]

he was right with paddy, it was in a rice field

[@Tacktix]

And "paddy" is an old racist slur for an Irishman.

[@flaccidreflex5563]

Patty sure has certainly got around hasnt she?

[@59771006]

I wonder if they gave a dog a bone.

[@DizzyDez613]

His Knick knack paddy whack joke is one of the smartest jokes I’ve ever heard. It kills me every time.

[@Andrew.Grabowski]

I don't want to imagine what this show would be like without Colin Mochrie. No more awesome one liners like from this video. No more bald jokes. He is comedy gold.

[@peacefulbuddha8361]

I think Colin was the anchor of the show. Great support but w/o Colin it's like the Bulls with no Jordan. I will say too, Ryan was a lot better in the UK when he could be a lot dirtier.

[@musicloverme3993]

@@peacefulbuddha8361 "Colin was the anchor of the show." I see what you did there!

[@kangjohan78]

Imagine that he was actually not selected to be part of the show at first!

[@LIBqueen]

Well Wayne is bald now- karma is....🤣

[@karenwillough180]

Genius.

[@mutigerinky]

My two favorites are the "Knick Knack Paddy Wack" and "Reindeer in Spain" ones.....mostly because of the restrained reactions from Kathy and Jeff.

[@michaelschweigart3517]

I didn't get the reindeer one with the exception that it rhymed

[@mutigerinky]

There is a famous song lyric that goes "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

[@jeffwenberg4321]

Probably the closest Kathy ever came to actually losing it.

[@EnDSchultz1]

Don't think it was in this video - but one of my favourites was "Good evening, I'm your anchor, Colin the Marines."

[@robknightfilms]

Only because game-show host Chip shouted "Iiiiiiiintroducing COLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

[@LachiBoii]

That was a fucking amazing save by Colin.

[@MopShrudel]

He did

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

And from that moment fourth, Chip the co-anchor was known as Smiley Dick

[@ridderman555hero2]

It was in this video.

[@michellelaroche2189]

"The snakes don't have a pit to hiss in!" I am dying laughing.... Where does he come up with these?!

[@Wizard_of_the_Tower]

I don't get it?

[@michellelaroche2189]

@@Wizard_of_the_Tower it's a play on the phrase: "don't have a pot to piss in."

[@Wizard_of_the_Tower]

@@michellelaroche2189 Ok, I have not heard that phrase, most probably because I am from Sweden. What is the meaning of the phrase? To be poor and not have many possessions?

[@L0ZW0W]

@@Wizard_of_the_Tower Yes

[@michellelaroche2189]

@@Wizard_of_the_Tower yep, that's it! If you " don't have a pot to piss in", it means you are really poor and that you have nothing for yourself. The actual meaning of the phrase is less important than the similar rhyming sounds, that's what makes it funny (at least for me!) Take care! =)

[@lordzhuge]

I love watching the co-anchors trying not to laugh

[@StewartFletcher]

Wayne, doubled over, dying of laughter, gives me hope for the future of mankind.

[@bunnybismuth]

You gotta love how Greg's reaction is simply to raise an eyebrow.

[@erichurtado4938]

You can just feel the pain of all the performers saying to themselves “no matter what he says I will not laugh!!”

[@kevinfoster6813]

I'd love to see the Comedy Central roast of Ryan Stiles with Colin as the roast master. Bring in Drew Brad Wayne Greg Jeff Ross it'd be great

[@mangoman6745]

Kevin Foster yes this would be an awesome roast to watch on Comedy Central. In fact while your at it bring in the whole darn cast of W.L.I.A🤣🤣🤣

[@ongphong5933]

This would be a must watch for me

[@insanitysreign6195]

Historical Roasts

[@rainydaylady6596]

It would be epic. More like the old days when everyone really knew each other. I'm thinking about Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Milton Burl, Phyllis Diller. A Whose Line roast would probably be so funny people would end up in the ER. 🤗🖖💕💕💕

[@jamesmac8453]

They did it at Friars Club. Roast of Drew Carey

[@ashleelouiserehe7821]

“Lars Lars pants-on-fars” 😂😂😂 Christ. Still laughing at this all these years later.

[@AmondoDazz]

You still laughing? 😂

[@ashleelouiserehe7821]

@@AmondoDazz yes.

[@Top10soon]

@@ashleelouiserehe7821 I come back to these videos every year and never get tired of it lol

[@TriforcePunk]

It's honestly one of my favorite names he gave himself for the news skits.

[@LeoArielVirgili]

Hi, everyone, I'm from Argentina, and even though I'm fluent in English, this type of jokes is complicated to understand for me. I know it must be tough but, can someone explain this joke to someone from another culture? Thank you.

[@therealhiesenberg2731]

And on the sevetnh day, he created Colin Mochrie

[@gktpenn9286]

TheRealHiesenberg and on the seventh day, he created Colin mochire, a self embodiment of himself.

[@QixTheDS]

Pixel Bear “a self embodiment of himself” does that sound weird to anyone else or just me

[@michael88h]

TheRealHiesenberg and on the eighth day he corrected your spelling.

[@kirikayumura6015]

@@QixTheDS ha! yes it sounds odd to me as well.. I feel like I have to meditate on that one :)

[@trever2244]

@@QixTheDS would that be a double negative? Idk, it sounds weird to me too lol.

[@MsLightbar]

Tons of good ones! My favorite was not in here. Our top story, a man was admitted to the hospital today with several toy horses stuck in his butt, his condition was listed as stable.

[@anthonybaratta6152]

Yeah mine is from a new one as well… nine out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid can’t stop

[@madbrowniac7871]

Said it before. Guess that I'll say it again. If you're unimpressed by the very idea of Gravity, does that mean that you don't give a Fig about Newton?😂😏👨‍🎓👩‍🎓👨‍🔬👩‍🔬🍎🍏B.W.

[@bazilly]

You know it's a good one when Wayne starts losing it

[@sammy135_]

And if Colin breaks Ryan then you know it was a fucking comdeic gold

[@sammy135_]

@Kate F Man, you must feel so proud of yourself, you corrected a typo. Bravo!

[@Salchipapafied]

Misplacing the d and e in "comedic" is not an error that needs your "help". Get the fuck over yourself.

[@LauWo]

​@@Salchipapafied One could say: "comedeic" is self explanatory. So why bother correcting it? For people who are familiar with the english language, it is. For those who aren't, not so sure. I do agree that spelling errors that lead to different understandings are more urgent to correct. But "comedeic" could lead to both understanding and no understanding. Kate was just being friendly to help out. We should never abolish that :) And if the help wasn't needed, then it still is better to ignore and/or appreciate someones endeavour instead of criticize it.

[@danh5810]

"The Artist Who Formerly Phoned with Sprint" Geezus that's awesome

[@jcb3393]

"a dab of Abba doo" - takes a little while to put all those pieces together

[@brycesimom6195]

Emma I don’t get it plz explain

[@brofelixthecat8233]

Bryce Simom ABBA is a Swedish pop band from back in the day.

[@dramamole]

The first time I saw it I didnt get it until I repeated the punch line out loud. And then I proceed to cry laughing for about 5 minutes. It was also very early in the morning at the time so I may have been loopy, but I lost it.

[@RagDollCthulhu]

Cat Tay i still dont get it

[@skyfrostthunderrock]

god tier!

[@onwego1946]

Don't let Colin fool you. The man has genuine acting chops.

[@lydwinaofschiedam2685]

He had an entire character arc as a dishonest private investigator in the long-running Canadian TV show, Murdoch Mysteries. He was great.

[@tonytanti8138]

Gotta love how Drew laughed hystericallly at all of these...I miss him on the new show

[@Davethenuttymagician]

The best of the 3 host

[@Christdeliverme]

New show is just liberal trash. Social Justice Warrior injected.

[@trever2244]

@@Christdeliverme so true, coming back to these videos is refreshing as hell. Everything is too dam shiny and everyone wears leather now too on that show. That's shit drives me up the wall for some reason.

[@noelleeve4087]

Beau Mancini Hear, hear. I love that they have the original improvers but Aisha often makes it unbearable to watch.

[@matthewh7842]

@@Christdeliverme calm down snowflake

[@Maeshalanadae]

Love how straight Jeff remained after the Rudolph bit when everyone else just lost it. XD He even shook his head in disappointment about it. XD

[@Tony195746]

more like "where the heck did that come from?!"

[@vibequake3538]

"I'm your anchor, Arthur Anymoredonuts" always gets me XD XD XD XD

[@goldenhusky2958]

VibeQuake can you explain it plz;;

[@mattthegizmo2491]

Golden Husky Arthur Anymoredonuts. Arthur could sound like are there. So are there any more donuts.

[@henrikbger4111]

Well ... Arthur?

[@zarinshapurjee9430]

Uh the Rudolph joke was way more hilarious

[@ongphong5933]

Thor but not complained about it

[@Smeginator]

“My coanchor, Doody MacPherson. Howdy, Doody.”

[@lilithinferno]

I love how Chip can't hold his giggles

[@gasser5001]

most of them cant.

[@Sub-Atomic]

Sarah Nemo it was just Greg, and one of the females who could.

[@connfyoozed]

Kathy Greenwood never cracked up, and almost never even reacted to them... props to her, because I don't know how she did it. Greg Proops and Brad Sherwood never broke character, though they would react to him. Jeff Davis usually smiled but never laughed. Chip usually could barely keep a straight face, which was awesome to watch. Wayne and Ryan often laughed, but they weren't on camera at the time so they could get away with it.

[@mattdickie4696]

Are you saying Colin did it for Chips and Giggles? :)

[@leafsflamsrangersfan]

Matt Dickie I see what you did there. I like it. 👍🏼😊

[@davesmith4839]

Greg is definitely the best at keeping a straight face as Colin’s co-anchor

[@syedmasroorhussain]

His raised eyebrow reaction to Colin's crazy names is priceless

[@Tony195746]

@@syedmasroorhussain yeah. Greg almost completely lost it a few times but caught himself at the last possible second

[@77777Spooky]

Pierre because my bladder is empty

[@stephengrigg5988]

I think the more time that goes on, the more his timing, deadpan, and quick wit gets more respect. He was truly a once in a generation comedian.

[@Ernestodonayread5053]

the reindeer in spain was hit manly by the plane

[@heavyhauler426]

Alber Popov It was a rhyme scheme mostly.

[@theorganguy]

It is a twist on a song from "My fair Lady" - "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain"

[@puterami123]

Hit manly? Not womanly?

[@trajan231]

@@puterami123 mainly

[@FudgeYeahLinusLAN]

@@theorganguy ah, so that's why i didn't get the pun even in text form

[@timcarder2170]

Them: "You can't make a living telling dad jokes" Colin Mochrie: *grinning slyly*.... "Hold my beer"

[@alexfido2935]

Tim Vine vs Colin Mochrie, who would win?

[@timcarder2170]

@@alexfido2935 Kind of hard to compare, they have different styles.But would've been great to see Vine do some guest spots on Who's Line.

[@ajaxfire]

*Hold my Hickory daiquiri

[@timcarder2170]

@@ajaxfire :-D Perfect!!! lol

[@kosmic_overlord]

honestly, he'd probably say something like, "I won't make a living, I'll make a killing"

[@alexdurbin8582]

HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE THINK THESE UP

[@kevinfoster6813]

Alex Durbin I'd assume he'd at least know what games they're going to do before they start taping they just don't know what the scene will consist of.

[@Damassan]

Also, some he probably had told to others before. Or heard.

[@cninh4574]

Alex Durbin the names are incredible, I don’t know how, but for the puns, all you do is start with the punchline and work backwards!

[@gedias1]

This is the only game where he can actually prepare his joke beforehand and not have to improvise.

[@wschrader666]

@@gedias1 they are all improvised.They pick the best ones to air on the show

[@chrispayne1361]

I love how the "co-hosts" try to get into character and then when Collin lowers the boom. they crack a smile and break character

[@43labontepetty]

Only you can prevent florist friars. That is easily in the top 10 of lines ever on the show.

[@shippuden667]

Will Federowic Hugh*

[@QuantumFeldspar]

Top ten lines and you don't even know it?

[@reemsreg]

Only Hugh

[@QixTheDS]

You done goofed son

[@LiamHeadFace]

Wayne bent over, Ryan's head turn and Drew laughing over the next skit, that's when ya know it's a good one!!

[@unrealuknow864]

"The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane". Amazing talent.

[@timcanadien7877]

"A knick-knack paddywhack" never gets old. True comedy genius from a talented performer. Go Canada Go!

[@flomaticjustice]

Colin's one liners are the best ever. He and Ryan are pure legends in whose line history!

[@EmB61491]

For sure!

[@ChanceUriahMiller]

Colin Mochrie doesn't get enough appreciation for his improv comic genius

[@redacted2275]

He's the most praised member of WLIIA ffs Stop with these asinine expressions out of context

[@ChanceUriahMiller]

@@redacted2275 ffs stay off the internet if this is how you feel every single time you see someone post a comment. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're easily triggered, aren't you?

[@bryanleeyf87]

@@ChanceUriahMiller nope. Your comment is just stupid and ignorant as hell. Next you're probably going to say Morgan Freeman is underrated. Dumb shit.

[@DoggosintheHouse]

"The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane." That never stops being hilarious.

[@amyg5149]

Watching Ryan and Wayne grin at these is the best. Their support of each other and genuine listening is awesome!

[@BigDawg31675]

It’s not just his lines, it’s his face afterwards that makes him a comedy genius

[@ashleyprokic6494]

It's amazing that Colin had to audition more than once because they didn't think he was funny enough!

[@waltergutierrez8969]

“It took 3 hours to separate jambonis Head from his ass” is easily the most creative joke of all time

[@professorgoat1099]

Drew was definitely one of the best hosts. His uncontrollable laughter added to every joke.

[@AJEDDY97]

At 9:06 you can see Jeff actively trying not to laugh at that one. It's so dark, and I LOVE it.

[@matthewwatkins4938]

A man completely covered in BROWN WRAPPING PAPER was arrested for rustling. This man is amazing

[@violator791]

"A Bush in the band is worth two in the Byrds." Best one of all.

[@detail11]

violator791: liar liar pants on 🔥

[@detail11]

Sorry Violater, that comment wasn't meant for you

[@jventhgen]

We need Drew back on. His laugh 😆 is contagious

[@mntwins28]

True but Drew is too busy playing Bob Barker

[@scottsharp1763]

“The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane!”

[@kennethrodrigue1324]

The number of times Ryan and Wayne can't keep it together. Oh my gosh. Colin is absolutely number one at these. I can't count how many times I've re-watched these and I still die every time. A master for sure!

[@conniemcintyre3381]

The man is pure genius

[@TheSunMoon]

Funny how he's a master at this, but can't play "If you know what I mean" game🤣

[@timothyhowell7047]

That is hilarious how messed up he seems in those skits. But here he is awesome. I guess it's just part of it.

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

everyone is good at a certain skit. i mean ryan hates hoedowns.

[@volteer1332]

When you do improv, you remove inhibitions and act on your first thought. Colin's first thoughts are dad jokes, you can see it in his puns, whereas guys like Greg make risqué jokes more often, because that's their first thoughts.

[@shawntco]

9:09 Ryan and Wayne reacting like that made it so much more hilarious

[@anthonybaratta6152]

Jeff too… you can see him put his head down and just shake his head like really…

[@Ratmann8436]

The Cleveland Browns joke still holds up today.

[@terrastos]

YES! This just in... Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3 => Drew Carey Spit take

[@VeritasMiles]

Mayfield and the Browns actually made the playoffs for a change, though.

[@gregorygordon1006]

Saw the show in Las Vegas without censoring. Funniest show ever. My abs were sore for a week. It was worth every penny.

[@Domanese]

I think his best quip in this segment was "This just in, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 0"

[@donaldparlettjr3295]

You gotta credit Colin, he's quick

[@kevinfoster6813]

That's what she said.

[@RoyDallass]

@@kevinfoster6813 *If you know what I mean.

[@Alnora]

Every time Colin makes a pun a week is taken off of Ryan's life.

[@kylermashburn8329]

And then the sheep hit the fan

[@enilenis]

The only video where the clip cuts on a joke and I go: "Oh! I wanted to hear the ending of it!" And then the clip magically splices itself to give me the joke! Pure magic!

[@Cariuss_Shadow]

I love how at 12:37 you can see Chip keeping himself from laughing cause he sees the punchline coming.

[@SuzNbhollenberry]

Colin needs an award I've never seen a comedian so quick witted other than our beloved Robin

[@2h4d0wDK]

He used the Whale joke twice!

[@theblackdragonpr]

Trilluminati Israel And twice it was funny 😂😂

[@gdesign95]

they were different versions one involved actually running to the whale's end the other just involved the guy exhausting himself

[@yardbirdsuite5848]

I don't get the joke. Please explain the joke

[@yardbirdsuite5848]

I don't get the joke. Please explain the joke

[@2h4d0wDK]

@Luka Dingle A man running all his way from the mouth of a whale out of the butt of a whale. The second joke where the man was too exhausted to run that he eventually was pooped out

[@McSandwich121]

7:55 is my favorite one. A bunch of build up for a hugely stupid pun. I love it.

[@sammygent9591]

Love Colin. He's a comedy genius. He should have his own show. I hope he's still at it.

[@calhou91]

The knickknack paddy wack is my favorite thing ever!

[@probuildconstruction]

Who would have thought it'd take him 3 auditions to secure the part because they thought he wasn't funny enough.

[@88omair]

SuperKiller _NZ He's my favorite, with Ryan a close second. When these 2 are together they're untouchable

[@surrealfarm]

I suspect it was because at the time he wasn't a well-known comic.

[@kirikayumura6015]

@@surrealfarm I think I remember reading somewhere that part of it was also that they didn't think he had 'the right look' for the show.. I dunno, I don't want to start rumors :)

[@badron88]

Just gotta say, thank you for having these available. I can watch it over and over and laugh at every single one of colins jokes. 👍👍🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewdietrich6320]

Saw Colin and Brad two times in person. What a riot they are. Its a shame Ryan won't join them at the PA state theatre

[@XLIVLP]

After watching this entire clip...I am going to have the news intro stuck in my head for days....

[@BornToPun7541]

"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars!"

[@chadeley]

"Pierre because my bladders empty" is my personal favorite name he used.

[@neonnwave1]

"I'm your anchor: Pierre Cuzmybladerisempty."

[@DallasBurgher]

How is anyone this talented? Amazing

[@WonderWhatHappened]

I tend to pop in on this video every few months or so just to set me right. This and Colin's segues are the best.

[@Double_D__]

The thing that blows me away is that he's able to come up both with punny anchorman names, joke set ups, and punchlines, all within seconds. That's not quick thinking, that's Lightspeed thinking.

[@davidbowden796]

The "cannonball" joke has to be one of Collin's masterpieces.

[@combinedagent]

Its a joke of immense calibre

[@danielmaher8763]

That smirk when he said "calibre" woth the cannonball joke was legendary

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

I rewatch this series whenever I need a hearty chuckle.