I made a Christmas mashup with the only thing I know for real! Go check it out here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZ6nfIt9g8-CntE
@travoedoi2 жыл бұрын
That's good
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@travoedoi thanks!
@LoreGoshi2 жыл бұрын
Yup and the video(s) are glorious
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@LoreGoshi tysm!
@jonaldjodonald18882 жыл бұрын
Love it
@GothGoblinNecoArc2 жыл бұрын
valentine’s is a myth, Easter is a joke. We’re all elves, controlled by something greater: SANTA, THE FATHER OF CHRISTMAS!
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
omg I love it
@letnim62782 жыл бұрын
Exquisite.
@flameyboy41842 жыл бұрын
This makes me think of that evil military santa from the santa clause 2
@TheGamingDunkleosteus2 жыл бұрын
Now there’s a pretty meme, exquisite
@Bol_Sadguy.2 жыл бұрын
This works and i hate it
@discomacabre12 жыл бұрын
"Why won't you cry?" "Christmas cheer, son! It increases in response to jingle bells."
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
'tis the season to be jolly
@akisa78652 жыл бұрын
You can't sadden me, jack!
@CaptainRhodor2 жыл бұрын
I work retail and the opposite is true for me.
@Bonikial2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainRhodor tear ducts son! they open in response to jingle bells.
@GenZVegito2 жыл бұрын
"I'll rid this world of pointless presents."
@RainCloud1232 жыл бұрын
“Are you high?” “Let me check………………………………yes………………………………………………..HIGH ON CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!”
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
maxor is so good hahaha
@quanghoanghuu77992 жыл бұрын
Not related to this, but have you done fighting with those *borders* yet, Galm 2?
@dynomite95242 жыл бұрын
And there's nothing more festive then shooting a man to get a PS5!
@ethansolomon21262 жыл бұрын
“And there’s nothing more festive than running over a grandma with this reindeer of a world!”
@nileredsexperiment8342 жыл бұрын
@@ethansolomon2126 "what is reindeer?"
@avalonities2 жыл бұрын
"impressive little toy you've got there" never made so much sense
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
hahahahah u right
@prismatixthehumanperson61842 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear EXCELSUS is the ultimate action figure. It even comes with real working dual unmatched-power-of-the-sun laser cannons! It can be purchased now for the low low price of $13,000,000,000.99!
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@prismatixthehumanperson6184 honestly id just by the cannons lol
@arandomcommenter4122 жыл бұрын
@@prismatixthehumanperson6184 13 billion isn’t too bad considering what it is
@prismatixthehumanperson61842 жыл бұрын
@@arandomcommenter412 true, I kinda just chose a random high number, tacked 99 cents on the end and said good enough.
@tincoln2 жыл бұрын
This is how the song normally sounds to retail employees
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha why not make that dream a reality
@thedoodooslayer41062 жыл бұрын
My brother used to work at a target and this is apparently true
@Nostroman_Praetor2 жыл бұрын
@@thedoodooslayer4106 This is all I hear from target employees. How the job is apparently that much of a pain.
@noN--zr6rn2 жыл бұрын
A well structured joke: a breath out of nose Raiden with a Christmas hat: W H E E Z E
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
my photoshop skills are unparalleled
@senatorstevenarmstrong67032 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 Yes, they are unparalleled,but in the end, you chose your own destiny in the land of the truly free
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703 god bless
@eh25872 жыл бұрын
There is still nothing better then Blade wolf with a Christmas hat
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@eh2587 this is true
@Roosalio2 жыл бұрын
Max0r made me realize this exists and I understand now that my life was meaningless till I found this
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
wait maxor used this?
@Roosalio2 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 In his newest video he references it
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@Roosalio yoo thats sick
@asureth74452 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 at 15:18 on part 2 of his summary of mgr
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@asureth7445 yoooooooo
@saltedbutter11582 жыл бұрын
The fact that this is built like a PowerPoint makes everything better
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
:)
@big_sea2 жыл бұрын
yes
@randomstuffprod.2 жыл бұрын
I really want someone to play this in a mall. Imagine buying presents for your kids and hearing "The fires of greed will burn the weak"
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
someone else said they would try and do that this winter
@BuffGuitarist2 жыл бұрын
"Come on timmy, which toy do you want?" "Can I have an xbox and aplaystatio and a comepute- LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS WITH BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST THINKING CEASES THE TRUTH IS LOST
@thedoodooslayer41062 жыл бұрын
Bet.
@Wizard_Cat2 күн бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515did they ever say how it went
@zantheman17912 жыл бұрын
So-called “free thinkers” when they need a song to play in retail stores in the middle of September
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
all according to plan >:)
@anonguy7722 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into a shop to buy stuff for Christmas and you promptly hear "The fires of Greed will *_burn_* the weak, so we'll make freedom obsolete!" or "Let your country control your soul!" to the tune of AIWFCIY with no knowledge of MGR:R
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
someone else commented that they were gonna do that, it sounds so funny lmao
@szymonbollin50742 жыл бұрын
They live
@braydex36062 жыл бұрын
@@szymonbollin5074 in ignorance
@St3lla-MaR1s2 жыл бұрын
@@braydex3606 nah they just live
@guyonyoutube35382 жыл бұрын
@@St3lla-MaR1s in ignorance
@thiago-33092 жыл бұрын
"Living in ignorance and buy your happiness" Being honest, listening to this while buying Christmas things in a mall would be enough to make me stop and rethink my life choices
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
fr
@SomDudRmania2 жыл бұрын
fr
@polturdgeist2 жыл бұрын
Fr? Or on god?
@Bored_Kaga2 жыл бұрын
'You wanna go home and rethink your life"
@arandomcommenter4122 жыл бұрын
Fr fr on god, bussin fr.
@teomcnasty2 жыл бұрын
"Used to build snowmen, ya know!" "In some cushy Mariah Carey song!" "Try Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer." "Could've decked the halls if Christmas eve wasn't foggy." "I'm not one of those stocking-stuffing pansies." "I can guide Santa's sleigh, with my bare nose!" "Don't fuck with this reindeer!"
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
this is genius!
@HammerspaceCreature2 жыл бұрын
"I'm making the mother of all Eggnoggs here Jack!"
@colbyoravits67432 жыл бұрын
Perfect, Read the whole thing as Rudolph Holiday himself.
@throwfascistsintopits30622 жыл бұрын
"WHAT?!" "Nice CandyCane."
@Sucullentbutter2 жыл бұрын
"this is what america is all about, not hiding our christmas eve from anyone"
@nonymouswisp81762 жыл бұрын
This says a lot about how overcomercialized Christmas is in today's world
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
fr
@hi.2412 жыл бұрын
fr
@AlexB_2072 жыл бұрын
fr
@fondrive2 жыл бұрын
fr
@countbinfaceglobalpresiden79262 жыл бұрын
fr
@TheRealDoggoCEO11 ай бұрын
*“Santa planted the seed. We don't need him around to filter and foster his gifts any longer, we're spreading them just fine ourselves. Every American man, woman and child... we're all sons of Santa now!”*
@Xenomorthian11 ай бұрын
That would be a pretty killer response when your kid starts getting uppity about Santa not being real
@Chrissaful2 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing this at a mall and pretending like nothing is wrong. Some people will start thinking they're on some They live shit.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
lmao that would be gold
@shioniiluxion64572 жыл бұрын
Takes the line "live in ignorance" to a new level
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@shioniiluxion6457 so true!
@le_chef-Klown2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm going on a mission to get a job at a mall and during the holidays I'm playing it
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@le_chef-Klown do us proud.
@AquaJet7382 жыл бұрын
"Fortunately, this music is excellent, and fits one-to-one with All I Want For Christmas. I'm not joking."
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
max0r my beloved
@chair._2 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 i can see the heart locket 💀
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@chair._ :)
@azzix452 жыл бұрын
The only thing I want for christmas
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@azzix45 we've come full circle
@benjaminrichard46322 жыл бұрын
“WHY WONT YOU DIE!?” “Eggnog, son. A delicious festive drink that hardens in response to physical trauma, you can’t hurt me jack!”
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
nanonog
@piratekingthaszar79122 жыл бұрын
Senator Armstrong the weakest booze cruiser.
@niserresin20068 ай бұрын
Y'know, the lyrics are vague enough that, without context, this would be a great theme song for an evil Darwinist Santa.
@alchemispark77512 жыл бұрын
"So grease the cheers with some factory workers blood?!" "Relax Jack, it's the christmas season, were not out to torture wage slaves, bitterness, the cold, humbugs, of course, that would have to include you. Wouldnt want any Amazon exposes complicating the message!!"
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
I love this
@Wizard_Cat2 күн бұрын
Jeff Bezos has joined the chat
@dominiconeil46932 жыл бұрын
"You're not Jolly... _You're deer-shit insane!"_
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
Making the mother of all sleds, here jack! Can't fret over every elf!
@shadowknight_2505 Жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 Oh no not the sweatshop elfs
@d-boi9785 Жыл бұрын
"Children will open present they don't understand, celebrating holidays they don't believe in.."
@serenkiywolchok935111 ай бұрын
@@d-boi9785, ... but at least I'll leave a worthy celebrant...
@gingerinajacket851911 ай бұрын
"Making the Mother of All Nogs here, Jack! Can't Fret over every Egg!"
@oscarozzieozborne57832 жыл бұрын
"It will be like the good old days after Christmas Eve."
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
damn now I need to make a sundowner one
@oscarozzieozborne57832 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 please do
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@oscarozzieozborne5783 im planning on it
@Canaris42 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 Not that you do this sort of video, but I've always wanted to see an AMV featuring Reptar from the Rugrats to the tune of Red Sun Over Paradise, and titled "This is Reptar's Paradise". Just cause I keep hearing that line in that song.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@Canaris4 ill add it to the list haha
@bjollnirbjordsen97952 жыл бұрын
Making the mother of all Christmas dinners here, Jack. Can't fret over every turkey!
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
Not when you're eating the milk and cookies, right? What do you know about Santa Claus? You didn't grow up with the Christmas spirit
@bjollnirbjordsen97952 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 IF IT ISN'T FESTIVE JACK
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@bjollnirbjordsen9795 NOT GIFT-GIVING... AS USUAL
@hammerdown26682 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 IMPRESSIVE LITTLE GIFT YOU GOT THERE
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@hammerdown2668 YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE REBRANDING IT
@0BucketMask02 жыл бұрын
"Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness" is very apt for a christmas song
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@binho30552 жыл бұрын
1:21 Hearing "let your contry control your soul" while raiden stares at me emotionless is traumatizing.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
hhhahahahahaha
@Hawkatana2 жыл бұрын
This is unintentionally the best satire of American commercialism.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
ikr?
@good1005inhighdefinition Жыл бұрын
"Checked under the tree lately?" "The gifts..."
@bongibot11042 жыл бұрын
This feels like a song that would play in a video critiquing the capitalistic tendencies of the Christmas season. Lyrics def help lol
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
"purchase your happiness" yeah it works super well lol
@AquaFan19982 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 "the rightous will succeed" true during black friday 🤣
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@AquaFan1998 I see you watched all of my videos lmao
@ricardolouage16622 жыл бұрын
The point of Armstrong is that he hates crony capitalism, but he loves avarationism (ego-capitalism)
@xCorvus7x2 жыл бұрын
@@ricardolouage1662 The point of Armstrong is that he is either delusional or deceiving in this regard. If anything, he wants to get rid of the little responsibility to the public there is (perhaps under the veil of fairness; won't any one think of the poor milliardaires?).
@thegreatgmantheguy15 күн бұрын
My Christmas Playlist after Literal Senator Armstrong Won this Election.
@OmegaExalted15 күн бұрын
Not even lmfao Trump is for authoritarianism, Armstrong is for social darwinism Also, Trump is a fat, boring old fart. Armstrong is a chad.
@idontwanttobefishingforfish2 күн бұрын
you're comparing a populist quasi-fascist with mr. senator "fight for your own ideals!" armstrong
@adamsandler5871 Жыл бұрын
“Now I see. You deny your candy cane it’s purpose.”
@blakechildress9442 жыл бұрын
Glad you changed the title to "Collective Christmas" because it was what we were all thinking.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
you can thank one of my commenters for that
@mikedanielespeja61282 жыл бұрын
One could say the collective consciousness thought about it.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@mikedanielespeja6128 lmaooo
@firepuppies40862 жыл бұрын
Happy Holida- MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU UNAMERICAN SH- It is November 30th! There is other stuff before it
@HyperEthereal2 жыл бұрын
All i want for christmas is collective conscinojs
@chillis43142 жыл бұрын
All we're saying is give Christmas a chance!
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
It’s good for the economy!
@Foolius.2 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 Wasting money on the tools and material is supposed to help the economy?
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@Foolius. delivery companies, toy manufacturers... Job creators, Jack!
@Foolius.2 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 So grease the gears with childhood innocence is that it?
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@Foolius. oh relax, jack frost. It's a "war on christmas." We're not out to kill good little girls and boys.
@monke_lord-qq8ws2 жыл бұрын
The alternate ending where Raiden befriended all of his enemies and turned them good. Now, they all meet up in one big gathering to celebrate Christmas. Armstrong is handing out gifts (in a Santa suit), mistral and blade wolf are baking cookies, Jack and Sam are playing some festive music, while all the metal gears are launching fireworks into the night sky. Finally, sundowner and monsoon are setting up all the decorations, while having a conversation about the Christmas spirit. Now let’s cut back to the reality where Raiden killed everyone (except wolf) and hung their heads on his wall.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
the duality of man. I love it!
@aregularperson4852 Жыл бұрын
I can imagine Raiden just sitting in a cozy cabin scene, Christmas hat and robe and all, sipping eggnog behind an open fire presenting the heads of all his enemies
@torgal5088 Жыл бұрын
Khamsin is still dead tho lol
@Kevin_1337 Жыл бұрын
Now that's some Undertale type stuff right there
@evantambolang3052 Жыл бұрын
@@aregularperson4852 I can picture Raiden sharing gifts with his family and friends, while most of them look confused and horrified at the christmas tree made from Mistral's frozen body and Monsoon's head as the star at the top.
@Berkelium_BK2 жыл бұрын
This makes the lyrics sound a million times more evil.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
oh no
@knights0fember5282 жыл бұрын
This song is extremely scary
@Cuktisntfunny2 жыл бұрын
Grinch boss fight theme
@thatoneguystudios5790 Жыл бұрын
You are correct
@theunadulteratedpretzel Жыл бұрын
"so grease the gears with a little eggnog, is that it?" "this is a war on halloween, we don't want to kill elves- krampuses. grinches. naughty children. and, of course, that would include you."
@massiveidiot772 жыл бұрын
Halloween is a myth, Easter is a joke. We are all pawns controlled by something greater. Christmas, the season of the soul
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
ahhahaha
@JustaDan-su5ox2 жыл бұрын
It cheers us up, it is our culture, it's the holiday we'll never miss.
@literallythewizard27932 жыл бұрын
Legendary. Referenced by Max0r. What a piece of art.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
HIT THAT BELL SUBCRIB LKE
@Sucullentbutter Жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 DESTROY THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON WITH THE FORCE OF 1000 SUNS
@1forthepriceof218 Жыл бұрын
“I’m using Christmas as a business to get elected, so I can end Christmas as a business!”
@Kiyoshi_Seraphim315 Жыл бұрын
“Why won’t you cry?!” “Christmas Spirit, son, it brightens in response to negativity. You can’t sadden me, Jack!”
@DeadWeight22 жыл бұрын
"Nanogifts son!" "They spread christmas spirit in response to christmas."
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@JustaDan-su5ox2 жыл бұрын
"You can't be sad now, Jack!"
@regishwadum2 жыл бұрын
The Christmas gift that never stops giving. This is amazing.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
merry crisis!
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@BMB_Ricardo yes
@totallynotrifty11 ай бұрын
"Its a war on Christmas! We're not out to kill good boys or girls. Naughty kids. Santa deniers. Grinches! Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating Christmas Eve!"
@skirelv79072 жыл бұрын
"Why won't you give presents to naughty children?" "Nanoelfs, son! It makes presents in response to good children."
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
lol
@AquaFan19982 жыл бұрын
Last I checked, naughty children weren't exactly rare in this part of the world. Millions of them, in fact. You can get more once we've set up a new workshop. They lead lives of hunger and pain. We're performing a service here -- for them, and the cities they burden
@casteddu67402 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an emplyee at Walmart (what's Walmart?) and hearing the first notes, thinking it's again that season where your mental health is put to test by repeatedly listening to "All I want for Christmas", and then this pops in.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
a few people said they'd do that this year, we'll see what happens with it xd
@casteddu67402 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 I really hope so
@bramnemeth5652 жыл бұрын
Wal-Mart? More like Wal-Moshpit.
@FallenAngel2k022 жыл бұрын
It's heaven, Raiden. Check the internet lately?
@aregularperson4852 Жыл бұрын
“ Here we go again…” “well if it isn’t saucy Jack… “
@alexroy58542 жыл бұрын
I always loved how they just drop the nickname "Saucy Jack" on us and it's not ever aknowledged brought up again lmao
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
honestly at that point I stopped asking questions lol
@Flesh_Wizard Жыл бұрын
Sussy Jack
@EmpyreanRagnarokАй бұрын
The real Jack the Ripper signed a letter sent in to a news paper as Saucy Jack, so he's referencing Raiden's nickname
@Japsterise2 жыл бұрын
Exquisite meme, can't tell you how many times I've listened to this over the 2021 Holiday
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to it too many times to count
@twinkiesmaster692 жыл бұрын
Homestuck
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@twinkiesmaster69 based af
@twinkiesmaster692 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 im always based
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@twinkiesmaster69 based af
@TheAlison14568 ай бұрын
I love how this was uploaded in 240p
@aidansmith38212 жыл бұрын
"Now I see, you deny your sleigh its purpose!" -Blizzard Sam
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
I made a jetstream sam one lol
@saulicereza11 ай бұрын
Time to defrost the Metal Gear Excelsus.
@Digighost_52 жыл бұрын
I have unfettered respect for this man for making the locations "The North Pole" Edit: 1st December 2023 and I'm back again
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
the canonical location of the fight in MGR, dont look it up
@Unoriginality_Incarnate_stupid Жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 no wonder it was so snowy(fiery)!
@ocal123 Жыл бұрын
santa workshop, and his elf slave labour palace
@dodojesus4529 Жыл бұрын
>start working at a grocery store >they start stocking christmas shit in september, cause everyone is doing it > collective christmas at last
@vamborrАй бұрын
"Making the mother of all workshops here, Jack! Can't fret over every elf!"
@khajiithaswares41472 жыл бұрын
Might send this to a friend who always knows EXACTLY how many days are left til Christmas.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
hahahhahha the perfect gift
@cartercravillion2 жыл бұрын
Festive code names for the bosses Mistral-The Cold Wind of Frost Monsoon-The Wreaths of Destruction Jetsleigh Sam-The Cool Blizzard Wind Sundowner-The Californian Shoppingspree Raiden-Jack the Wrapper
@gingerinajacket8519 Жыл бұрын
Khamsin, the Foggy Night
@RedFireDragon-ix5uc11 ай бұрын
Sleighwolf
@MonsoonMemes137 ай бұрын
Senator Clausstrong
@theofficialobamayoutubecha66422 жыл бұрын
The slide show type transitions is the icing on the cake.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
barely anybody talks about it, I'm glad you like it!
@xbox072 жыл бұрын
"Live in ignorance, and purchase your happiness" never became so literal
@callmejt25192 жыл бұрын
“My source is I made it the fuck up”
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
I love that video so fucking much
@gladoseon41172 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 hell, it even references this video!
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@gladoseon4117 your pfp is awesome
@themonkeyman29102 жыл бұрын
Santa came down Raiden’s chimney one Christmas night. He was given back to the elves as little bits and pieces in a Christmas present
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
as expected of raiden lol
@dullsunrise882011 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas to everyone who came back to listen to this again :)
@OneUp-182 жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is nanomachines son!
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
And I don’t care about the PMC’s under the Christmas tree
@VenomWithEyes2 ай бұрын
Jack: Impressive little toy you got there. Senator Santa: Built it myself.
@heseipikmin64152 жыл бұрын
All of the nonbelievers They cannot make the judgment call Believe in him forever Their voices won't be heard at all Display obedience While never stepping out of line And blindly swear allegiance Let your Christmas control your mind (Let your Christmas control your soul) Live in festiveness And purchase your jollyness When cheer and joy are the real cost Thinking ceases The truth is lost Don't you worry You'll be told exactly what to do I give my people the gifts they need The festive will succeed The stains of time will void beliefs So we'll make freedom obsolete Making whole the spirit of the holidays Collective Christmas controlled as you will see
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
if only I could make this...
@95wave10 ай бұрын
make an ai version, NOW@@anyonecancook9515
@demoman58642 жыл бұрын
“A WORLD WHERE ALL MEN CAN ENJOY THEIR OWN CHRISTMAS!” -- “Nothings more Christmassy than sending a letter to santas workshop!” “What’s Santa’s workshop?” “It’s heaven raiden. Check your stocking lately?”
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
NONE OF THESE SANTA DENIERS OR CHEAP-ASS CHRISTMAS TOYS
@firstconsul7286 Жыл бұрын
Raiden, check the stockings! You _need_ to see this!
@hatpat6440 Жыл бұрын
@@firstconsul7286fuck I hate the stockings they always have coal
@casusbelli9225 Жыл бұрын
"This one has coal" *boom*
@GeneraliskYT Жыл бұрын
@@casusbelli9225 and thats just the beginning. Consoles, Games, Steam gift cards, all just petty distractions so real men can get down to business.
@Eddrian3211 ай бұрын
"CHRISTMAS SPIRIT SON, IT HARDENS IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA"
@JckThRppr2 жыл бұрын
nanopresents, son they harden in response to paper ripping
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
you can't tear the paper jack, unfold it
@eponymous37842 жыл бұрын
Mashing up a song critiquing mindless consumerism with a song that's about material things being worthless in the face of spending time with loved ones that ironically enough became one the most overused songs by the faceless corporate machine for a holiday ruined by consumerism. I love it.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
thanks, thats my favorite part about it
@gordo83542 жыл бұрын
Perfection. Absolutely divine.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
as it was meant to be
@polturdgeist2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps even... _exquisite?_
@NCRVeteranRanger11 ай бұрын
@@polturdgeist E X Q U I S I T E M E M E
@nickjmo157611 ай бұрын
It's that month of the year everyone.
@Ducksen Жыл бұрын
It's that time of the year again!
@Estodent Жыл бұрын
No replys? Lemme step in
@T405_MN11 ай бұрын
@@Estodentno bitches? sorry, can't help that
@enriquegutierrez78382 жыл бұрын
Perfect song to cook dinner with the family
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
a little meal can work wonders!
@memebot43202 жыл бұрын
perfect song to make the mother of all omelettes
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@memebot4320 cant fret over every egg
@epicbananaman77763 ай бұрын
Theres something about forcing this to 240p that makes this way funnier, and i dont know why
@oneofmanynone5082 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the fact that it looks like this was made in 2005 era PowerPoint makes more funny
@dawidwojacki504911 ай бұрын
This meme made me forget that "All I want for Christmas" even exists.
@lovestospuge66611 ай бұрын
The memes
@dirtydan97852 жыл бұрын
I love how the voice of what is probably the Patriots' remains is still menacing even with christmas music playing in front of it lmao
@abedossett25522 жыл бұрын
i love how much effort you've put into making it perfect
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I'm thinking of making a whole album of these
@slycwby24782 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 That would literally be the American dream
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@slycwby2478 ikr
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@slycwby2478 im gonna release another one in a day or two
@slycwby24782 жыл бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515 WOOOOOOO
@cmckevitt6 ай бұрын
“You’re right about one thing, I do need toys, and elves.” -Senator Santa Armstrong
@raisedrevolution46252 жыл бұрын
such cruel lyrics yet such a melodious and cheerful tone
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
thats my favorite part about it
@Flesh_Wizard Жыл бұрын
It's a pumped up kicks style juxtaposition that only enhances a tune
@maxmega4218 күн бұрын
"If you don’t know Christmas, then you can't begin to understanding our festival, but it don't matter. Understand it or not, you’ll cheer for it all the same!"
@mineturtledabrave379611 ай бұрын
My favorite Christmas song. . .
@homieboi53522 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to wake up on Christmas morning and make the mother of all omelettes
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
as it should
@Kevin_1337 Жыл бұрын
You can't be fretting over every egg
@pixeldemon6173 Жыл бұрын
Oh god, the Armstrong is being defrosted again! Everyone grab your murasamas, quickly!
@luckycapgaming5957 Жыл бұрын
“Collective Christmas… IT’S ALREADY DEFROSTED!!”
@leowei77110 күн бұрын
It's that time year of the again.
@voidwalker620611 ай бұрын
gotta come back here every year for the memes, THE MEMES JACK
@YeetZmeN2 жыл бұрын
This made me feel emotions I didn’t know existed
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
im glad
@dr.robotnick18882 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel like a kid again back in 2010 and I never played this game
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
@@dr.robotnick1888 hahaha ok
@SunshowerWonderlab2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.robotnick1888 Same. And I was a year old in 2010!
@Post_Stall_Maneuver2 жыл бұрын
happiness
@blakeoarmboy2 жыл бұрын
There’s something too fitting about a Christmas song saying purchase your happiness
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
ikr
@feltslabsarchives872511 ай бұрын
Yet I'm back here again.. a year later.
@gyoci100811 ай бұрын
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL
@liamoliver58482 жыл бұрын
So much better than the usual Christmas music on loop all month long
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
im gonna make a whole album just for that purpose haha
@adolfomoracruz6059 Жыл бұрын
now the part "they live in ignorance, they buy their happiness" makes more sense...
@TheGoonMachine10 ай бұрын
Reverse it so the lyrics of "all i want for Christmas is you" play over the beat of collective conscious
@melovespoon2 жыл бұрын
"let your country control your soul" is pretty much what both of the songs are about anyway
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
facts
@OR562 жыл бұрын
I need to play this at a mall this December.
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
everyone should.
@DokkanAssets11 ай бұрын
Check the tree lately? I left a present for you!
@TheUnitedNationsYouTubed-yy7kv11 ай бұрын
Can't you Believe it America, Capitalism in a week, It came here so fast.
@diobrando79632 жыл бұрын
Holidays with raiden must be a nightmare (also subbed man this is amazing)
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
he just cuts the presents in half lmao
@realjameskii2 жыл бұрын
does he ever find MIP (Men In Presents) in them?
@NCRVeteranRanger11 ай бұрын
@@anyonecancook9515”I’m not one of those elven pansies! I can break presents in two… with my bare hands!”
@mannam94682 жыл бұрын
"Well if it isn't Frosty Jack"
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
omfg hahahahhaha
@dsdy12052 жыл бұрын
The christmas hat on the Metal gear's control ball sent me to orbit
@anyonecancook95152 жыл бұрын
hahaha thanks
@patomandarinky530011 ай бұрын
This song on Christmas feels like Christmas miracle