An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising | Part 1

Now that's a pretty meme! Exquisite!
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0:00 Intro
1:38 The Suffering of Obama
5:22 The Russian Connection
9:51 Breaking Bad
13:19 Family Guy Funny Moments
15:42 Funny Meme Man
18:34 Outro

[@stat_rule444]

Imagine showing this shit to someone in the 1800’s they would fucking explode

[@ballsdeep7056]

Show this to someone from 1700, they will feel 20 gum

[@TrafficPartyHatTest]

show this to someone from 1600, their nervous system will fucking vaporize

[@billdover3694]

Show this to someone in 1500's, their brain would go into cardic arrest

[@CringeGamingOG]

Show this to caveman. Caveman cave skull in.

[@thequ6503]

show this to a primordial lizard. They will detonate in -0 seconds.

[@ballsdeep6924]

I love how stupid Radien is in this “What the fuck is a sword?” “What the fuck is a dog?” “I don’t know what a McDonalds does” “What’s a gun?”

[@KnightofkneonSOD11]

That's just Max0r

[@ballsdeep6924]

@@KnightofkneonSOD11 I know how Max0r is, I just like to appreciate the smaller parts of his videos

[@Zaws21]

Radien :')

[@zaakoarolikin1643]

His iq is the room temperature of Alaska Good news is it seems raiden has forgotten he was a child soldier since he doesn't know what a gun is

[@Meowth666]

Super Baby method?

[@ianalivio4006]

"10 years later, this game's legacy lives on-" "the memes..."

[@horesfan400]

“Don’t worry. It’s just a little trolling. Right?”

[@The_whales]

Do not repost my memes back at me!

[@gyrozeinkling]

"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. Because your memes end here."

[@big_sea]

yes

[@ImmaLittlePip]

We're spreading them just fine ourselves

[@BeyondBaito]

Fun fact about Raiden's Mexico outfit. In the bio for it. It specifically mentions that Raiden bought it from a tourist trap on his way past the border. Meaning this deadly psycho is wearing a goofy tourist outfit he got from a stand and thought it was traditional.

[@henrydimmock2691]

Average american tourist

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

Stealth is my specialty -stealthy jack

[@uninportantguy7505]

If you are talking about the Mariachi outfit as a Mexican who has seen real Mariachis I say Blends in pretty well the only thing that's missing is it there should be more than one mariachi.

[@beefomuffin1049]

@@uninportantguy7505I think the joke is that raiden THINKS it’s a mariachi outfit based on what he knows as would be traditional when in reality it only made him stand out more. These days mariachi band members are dressed more commonly in suits or a little dapper from what I know

[@uninportantguy7505]

@beefomuffin1049 "stares at murder robot in steriotypical mariachi outfit" he looks normal to me. Hey compadre watch out i heard theres a murder robot on the loose word is he'll steal your spine. This was the kind of joke i was trying to make i understand what the joke was and wasent kidding about seing mariaches and being mexican the one i remember most prominently was practicaly a pure black suit with a hat raidens is indeed slightly conspicous sorry for spelling errors my thumns are the size of like 8 keys also i dont care for grammar so thats why this sentence may not be coherent.

[@optimus27000]

"I'm sorry officer, I was too busy playing league of legends." "Alright, I've heard enough. Deadly force is authorised." That killed me.

[@stevenkhan4203]

Agreed. Ulysses had like three or four lines and he killed all of them. Also Rimmy in a Maxor meme video is very weird to my Arma watching Monke brain.

[@nauro9187]

So, you're saying that you're a league player and the police killed you? I would do the same, deadly force is authorized

[@JesusChrist-lh8di]

This isn't a distopia. This is a *Utopia*

[@tobiasbracknagel4998]

Lucifer has entered the chat.

[@DrCoomer_1]

When you watch Arcane once

[@atticusv668]

"My handler is a white woman." "Damn that's rough." "I will never eat peanut butter ever again."

[@Donny0Boi]

S tier dialogue

[@kevinflaherty1]

Racist jokes are best jokes lmfao

[@vanilla_lice]

@@kevinflaherty1 no no no, BESTIALITY jokes are the best jokes

[@ballsups]

its just the way white girls express themselves yeah

[@Aleph3575]

I was looking to see if someone said something about that lmao. @Kevin Flaherty People like you are the reason why we have to explain jokes to people.

[@haver2250]

Calling 1920 x 1080 resolution "low" equals calling us poor in every language 💀

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Ikr? My 2k laptop is 1920x1080

[@Eagle3302PL]

It lets you set the output to 1080p but the actual game renders frames at like 480 or 720p and stretches them, which is shit. Mods let you unlock it so the game renders at the native 1080p ro whatever your monitor is.

[@IBeforeAExceptAfterK]

To be fair, he didn't say 1920x1080 was low, he just said it wasn't high. Given that 1080p is pretty much the standard right now, I'd argue it's neither low nor high, just average.

[@badbadthingss]

1080 is the lowest of the commonly used resolutions.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

I mean my shit heap laptop has higher rez so...

[@ianorr1388]

>Appears out of nowhere >Talks about memes >Triggers raiden >Dies fucking legend

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

sonmoon

[@ianorr1388]

moonson@@UH-60_Blackhawk

[@edjaleco]

​@@ianorr1388son moon

[@caffeinatedhypnos8048]

Noosnom

[@KiyoshiroClips]

Mosnoon

[@Max0r]

my vidreo overy goode

[@-Poka-]

a

[@sillylilstella]

Will you ever make a video essay about the Jimmy John's Bathroom Bomber

[@commandoverret8950]

byes ber god

[@thoughts9856]

You need therapy

[@bobdatmoose1118]

Yses Grode verry

[@eliteninja23]

"Raiden is fucking jacked" There's a few layers to that joke lol

[@bromanr7209]

*Heh* "jacked"

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

The ripper

[@m4albino201]

He was jacked till Gorilla Majima shows up

[@FALG31]

Jack the Ripped

[@yeeterberry8201]

even in Genshin impact Raiden is cracked

[@demoliman]

“Cope and seethe, Jack.” I swear to god If Sam was voice acted by any other person with a different voice I wouldn’t laugh to every single piece of dialogue coming from this mans mouth.

[@GAarcher]

*Brazilian Charisma*

[@toast3572]

i love how this editing is so brain melting ive already watched this but i cant remember a single joke in the video, so i can watch it again and laugh at everything again

[@toast3572]

after watching this for the fourth time i still dont understand it

[@thatstrangeguy292]

Keep us updated, what about the fifth time?

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

"And I love minors"

[@temchak]

same for me

[@Post_Stall_Maneuver]

max0r is a genius, sensory overload our mentally ill brains so we remember nothing and laugh through it every time

[@infernec]

DISCLAIMER: This series was edited in front of a previously alive studio audience.

[@Nebula96e]

The audience was above 40, they died when the music started

[@jetmancancan3154]

TODAY WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT the dog

[@greywalker505]

@@jetmancancan3154 More specifically, what it’s doing.

[@iamaperson69]

@@greywalker505 and it’s current whereabouts

[@inhalerisinsane]

@@greywalker505 The answer is stabbing me.

[@YeetZmeN]

The delivery of _“Shut_ the fuck up” at 15:00 is godly.

[@racosen3204]

Same with “All this murder and you still aren’t BASED.”

[@Rook725]

His entire speech is absolute gold

[@raiderparty4565]

It’s equivalent to Alfred Coleman’s speech from dark story

[@squishykotetsu]

real Sseth vibes in that line

[@just_a_silly_boykisser]

What he's doing fits it so well too.

[@Inkspeckle]

10:01 I'll have you know that that is the ACTUAL sound queue that plays in the game upon revealing Raiden's "disguise" in its full glory.

[@GAarcher]

*"Dios Mio"* The Live reaction of latin americans to that: *"Meu Deus!"*

[@purplehaze2358]

"Whose resume involves fighting the Illuminaughty and a bisexual vampire." Man, I didn't know Raiden fought Dio!

[@CinnabarCereal]

Man ikr?

[@TheLegend1800]

He said "bisexual", not "gay"

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@TheLegend1800 Dio is confirmed bi though

[@danielkiran8174]

@@TheLegend1800 Giorno is a clear proof, that Dio liked women as well.

[@Splinter-ge9pf]

Hold on guys, just because DIO decided to extend his bloodline, doesn't mean he liked women. Look at Jotaro, he had a child out of neccesity, he HATES women

[@Zrystalyk]

I still couldn't believe the fact that Monsoon's dialogue was canon.

[@nestorgamer9746]

Metal Gear was written on very strong drugs

[@weatleevlogs2434]

@@nestorgamer9746 and that drugs is nanomachines Son

[@abrahamwijaya6631]

The meme, DNA of the soul

[@NeSeeger]

I would say it was from a darker time of video game making but its mostly all subjective anyway.

[@salsamancer]

@@nestorgamer9746 no, Kojima just can't accept the fact that nobody uses "meme" in the original Dawkin definition and he won't let go

[@frenchfriedbagel7035]

I love how Max realized he couldn’t find a way to top Monsoons speech so he just took the dialogue straight from the game.

[@yaboizak1210]

is that actually ingame audio? no way

[@dominoshitposts8992]

what

[@Slender_Man_186]

@@yaboizak1210 yup, he actually says “Memes, the DNA of the soul,” and somehow Senator Armstrong’s full speech is even more batshit.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@Slender_Man_186 Armstrong has my vote any day

[@Z_DiZ]

@@Slender_Man_186 well tobe fair, he didnt write his own speeches y'know.

[@dclobberandreik4376]

11:56 I love that Max0r predicted Raiden's appearance in Fortnite

[@DarkWStone]

That epstien joke at 12:30 aged all too perfectly with the events of recent years

[@JaviMJTV]

I was scrolling down specifically to find this comment

[@Xorua]

Recently replayed R-03 Never realised that “How about ‘full of shit’, is that a meme?” is *actual in-game dialogue*

[@randomprotag9329]

MGR in a nutshell monsoon dialoge would be burned if it was deep fried any more

[@thundercockjackson]

YUP. fuckin perfect game man. brb gotta take a DOOMP

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

@@georgy2596 here's the thing though. Even with either meaning of the word "meme." The Context stays as the exact same

[@dino0075]

“Now there’s a pretty meme! Exquisite!”

[@gexgaming6954]

"What the fuck is R-03

[@someonenoone3687]

This game is so batshit insane, this summary flips back to being correct.

[@carljohan9265]

The fights in this game were made to be edited with Maxor's style, it's glorious.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

It’s like I keep saying, this game was literally created to be reviewed by Max0r

[@Attaxalotl]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 This game was literally created -to be reviewed- by Max0r

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@Attaxalotl Yes

[@custavogominf.6382]

Bat shish insus

[@PhoenixKnight777]

Excluding Raiden saying "Ah shit, not again" when Sam amputates his arm is criminal

[@riceballsmashpokemongamere1705]

I love how Max0r describes Monsoon as being batshit insane and stupidly edgy, but then says: "And you know what? I fucking dig it!" Just goes to show that he has fully accepted how insane this game is and rolls with it.

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

God I love Markiplier. His content really improved after he replaced his arm with a cybernetic one.

[@meethepie]

The edit of Markiplier punching the camera to "THERE WILL BE BLOOD" fuckin SENT me.

[@SpectralWaltz]

@@meethepie I cannot possibly agree with you more, I have watched the first minute multiple times just to get that laugh again, perfect editing.

[@ahardworker2154]

@@meethepie same

[@IshijimaKairo]

are you saying it was bad before?

[@jackmeyers7805]

Really took a sharp dive when he moved to Cali though.

[@realwaifus5514]

This game aged so perfectly that a 19 minute shitpost from 9 years later has to make a distinction between original jokes and the in game dialogue.

[@rustkarl]

Pinnacle of timeless.

[@dernyfr]

this ain't no shitpost

[@buddermonger2000]

19 minute? Bitch please. This is 40 minutes.

[@yousef858]

@Kierbee [MineWizTV] what an absolute gigachad and my new best friend

[@willemdafriend519]

@Kierbee [MineWizTV] 3nd

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

7:30 Blade Wolf is (presumably) 100% robotic. It's entirely possible that he's backed up somewhere. How literally all of the other bosses do it... I have no idea. Perhaps this version of humanity has figured out how to do something like that with the human mind? All of the bosses which talk after dying are cyborg in some way, I think.

[@snurt256]

It's nanocommunication, same way the Codec works. Their brains are intact, so they've got just enough time with their internal life support systems to send that last codec call before it shuts down due to a lack of a power source and they die.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Blade wolf is stored inside of his "frame" its like a black box/cpu of sorts and if THATS destroyed then hes gone FOREVER. If its intact then you can just put him in a new bodyframe without issue. That what he was scared of if he disobeyed mistral, that his hard drive would be WIPED clean. The threat of his personality/sense of self being erased terrified him

[@Eva_dude]

16:06 bro straight up said something from a scene scene where the protagonist confronts the antagonist

[@funnywes]

every second of this looks incredible, so good

[@Max0r]

omg it’s the real raiden lightning

[@funnywes]

@@Max0r omg it's the pinnacle of editing on youtube (jokes aside, you rule dude!)

[@Spinomaks]

Im damn sure he had the hell’s kitchen sound effect somewhere in the video

[@Serverlour]

Is the real raiden!

[@paperbag7137]

When collab with maxor

[@amaterasu697]

"Raiden is fucking jacked" *"Wordplay: Raiden's name is Jack; "Jacked" is a phrase associated with strength. Amusing on two levels."*

[@maxthepaladin2147]

Another phrase associated with strength and musculature is "ripped". Raiden used to be known as "Jack the Ripper" Extra level

[@grimmreaper5349]

@@maxthepaladin2147 ah, Jacked "Raiden" The Ripped

[@Soulraven2735]

@@maxthepaladin2147 "What an exquisite meme!" -🤡 (Monsoon)

[@MajinObama]

I guess even AIs don’t know everything…

[@Zer0Ab1lity]

Thanks for the insight Rogal Dorn.

[@Roselyn451]

I fear the day Max0r has to say this isn’t up to his standards

[@theregalproletariat]

As a Pole, I just discovered this has Polish subtitles and now I'm laughing myself to death all over again at all the relocalised humour. "Prosze pana, jest pan w Biedronce"

[@iknowurip8151]

"Bracia kaczyncsy po 2010" KUR*A UMARLEM smoleńsk moment

[@majimadavis3602]

​@@iknowurip8151😂

[@maciekwucow3989]

Po prostu boki zrywać.

[@HollyWarlock]

"all this murder and you still aren't *BASED* " "It's cringe or be cringe, Jack" 10/10 excellent character writing

[@henrynelson9301]

No more based It's cringe or be cringe Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do No more based No time to stand still If you are gonna be the no.1

[@wildmoose3979]

The funny part is that could be a line from the game and it wouldn't even be out of place

[@patrickbasedman5255]

lmao also all the jokes for the amogus boss showed off his undisputable editing

[@jacktheripper8526]

i have become based

[@Pine2142]

It's even more existentially hilarious when you realise the actual meaning of memes in the game is genuine and yet ironically became a meme and therefore propagated Monsoon's idea of memes always being passed on by literally becoming a meme.

[@Sakhmeov]

You mean that the meme of the memed memes became a meme because Monsoon memed that memes meme the memes the memes THE MEMES THE MEMES THE MEMES THE MEMES I AM THE MEME TO SURPASS THE BIG MEMES I WILL BECOME THE BIGGEST CHUNGUS MEME MEME

[@sorain4248]

Its the best game ever made my mind is unchanging on this

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

Yeah, when he was talking about memes, he was talking about societal/behavioral memes (an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.)

[@Sakhmeov]

@@TAMAMO-VIRUS Do you even Selfish Gene? Information is information, propagating through whatever medial conveyance it is able to encode itself in. There is no end to the memes; politics are just applied psychology is just applied neurology is just applied evolutionary biology is just applied chemistry and structure- and complexity theory is just applied physics and complex game causality is just applied mathematics is...

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

@@Sakhmeov You lost me. My brain cell couldn't keep up

[@The_Red_Mist541]

This is like my eighth time watching this, still absolute FUCKING PERFECTION

[@por2geejeff26]

Its probably like my 50 time watching this

[@garymarshall3700]

Just got done playing the game and believe it or not "Well If it isn't saucy jack" is actually a line in the game said by Armstrong You're welcome

[@FNTM2k3]

“The stealth is optional, and so is my mercy.” That has to be one of my favorite quotes from this video.

[@skinnylad7868]

closely followed by: “oh my god a smash tournament I have to stop it”

[@MrEvan312]

Can't wait to drop that line as my DnD paladin who is pretty well known for chopping things to pieces.

[@connormac4401]

Stealthing in mgr is like putting juice in cereals

[@callumrhind1357]

I thought it said "bussy" at first lol so I went looking for a comment to confirm or deny lol

[@darrelarno9151]

timestamp?

[@fallenmorningstar9224]

"He knows he's 3 edges away from being a sonic OC." There is no better way of describing Monsoon, he perfectly rides the line of being cringe/edgy while still being badass. And god do I dig it!!!

[@DynoSkrimisher]

He is self aware of the memes, what did you expect?

[@sssmoovy6019]

i l o v e h i m

[@doughnutdave6432]

My favorite character of that game

[@carljohan9265]

Also, both Raiden and Wolf are edge lords (check their codec convos) and fucking owns it to the point where it's not even cringe.

[@Magitek1112]

HIllariously he's got the voice of Deadpool and the Crypt Keeper.

[@genericmattresssalesman9003]

This video is a mental flashbang

[@DaimonMooney]

“ god, I wish that was me” caught me off guard. Also the run also caught me off guard. 8:16

[@Hstone-wq1tl]

"The stealth is, of course, optional, but so is my mercy." Good lord, that is a powerful line

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Kent_D_Nur]

It is

[@thesmallduckyt8436]

E

[@the_starfather4672]

11:35 two of the best lines in this 😂

[@zachryder3150]

Damn

[@cali4788]

10:35 I got an ad for pokemon cards immediately after this. Comedy gold at it's finest.

[@BrodyTEM]

13:50 why is this scene so funny? 😂😂😂

[@TotalyNotTony]

3:56 fun fact about the tutorial boss, that thing was the most powerful thing in metel gear canon before this game came out. And it's the tutorial boss.

[@garr_inc]

Just goes to show how much the war has changed.

[@benitoswagolini3410]

Fun fact:Metal gear excelsus isn't even a metal gear.It was literally called that so it would sell better

[@KitsuneGB-hc9zb]

@@benitoswagolini3410 Marketing 100

[@crystalwings4520]

@@benitoswagolini3410 It's also a reminder that MGRR itself is a spin-off to the Metal Gear, and some people didn't consider it as part of the series. Fourth wall breaking confirmed, lol.

[@wakingdragon7538]

Wasn't it also canonically beaten by a damaged and old Metal gear REX? I'm not sure if it was actually the strongest thing in Metal Gear before this game

[@kin4386]

Max0r is 100% gonna reach a point in his life where just seeing editing software gives him a PTSD induced panic attack.

[@monsus-battlebus1413]

Nah the opposite, his editing software is gonna have a mental breakdown as soon as he steps into the room

[@lucky6961]

@@monsus-battlebus1413 both will explode

[@gentleshark972]

@@lucky6961 a calimity will occur, for galaxy cant decide who explodes first.

[@jax3967]

At this point Max0r has probably wired his brain into his computer

[@cursedcat9557]

Maybe a collab with a certain sheep vtuber would give him more motivation

[@anonymanonymus4706]

When your tutorial boss makes me think I booted NG+ by accident

[@itzyaboiham1653]

Happy 10 year anniversary to one of the greatest games ever made.

[@jaspalsarkaria7281]

“Raiden is fucking jacked” is quite possibly one of the best puns and greatest understatements I’ve ever heard

[@heitormedina7098]

4:18

[@Th3GamerR4smu5]

@@heitormedina7098 thank you random citizen!

[@TheRealColBosch]

...god fucking damn it, I watched this twice and missed the pun each time.

[@akend4426]

…how. HOW did I miss the “Jacked=Jack The Ripper” punchline SO MANY TIMES?!

[@slonk420]

@@TheRealColBosch I watched this around a hundred times, and I still haven't noticed it

[@tomapol5300]

As funny as Monsoon's dialogue regarding 'memes' is in the current internet culture, I'd like to remind everyone that the word 'meme' comes from anthropology (around 1980) as a term to describe 'a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices', in a similar fashion to genes in biology. Still, 10/10 would meme again.

[@q.parablesque5610]

Richard Dawkins coined the term in The Selfish Gene. He's an evolutionary biologist.

[@liamzakhaev]

internet memes are to idea memes what viruses are to other forms of life

[@ennigama9092]

@@liamzakhaev I hate that you're right, but I have no rebuttal. You, you win.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I took an anthropology course this semester, and at one point my professor actually was talking about cultural vs. biological evolution. He eventually got to a point where he started talking about the definition of memes, and I swear to God, the instant that happened all I could hear in my head was “THE _MEMES_ JACK”

[@FingerinUrDaughter]

just wait till we get the *NANO MACHINES SON*

[@neocryst]

3:19 bro had me thinking that my computer fucked up again

[@milansuyarkov312]

7:43 this is my favorite part in this video

[@joshbowman9481]

MaxOr’s editing style is “they can’t downvote the video if they’re having a seizure” Edit: and I fucking love it

[@nibiru2026]

Redditor (It worked the video has 0 dislikes :0)

[@tosterm]

...downvote?

[@joshbowman9481]

@@tosterm just tryna stay hip with the lingo

[@lasarousi]

People with attention deficit are incapable of disliking in general, by the time they move their cursor to the dislike they've already distracted by their own hands.

[@professorgreenbeans8275]

As a dude who installed 3rd party software to see KZbin dislikes, I can confirm that there are no dislikes

[@aceofjacks7071]

"he knows he's 3 edges away from a sonic oc, and yknow what? I fucking dig it." -the best way of explaining why this game is awesome

[@veryloudcat8839]

That's the kind of game MGR is and it's wonderful

[@mrdrcommenter]

The game is good, but your pfp is terrible

[@danielmcgraw1244]

I never thought of it like this but I can't unsee it lmao. I also dig it though hahaha

[@Soridan]

Without a doubt. There's something magical about the game, and just describing the game doesn't do it justice. I was having a shit eating grin on my face during every boss fight.

[@theformalenderman7573]

Why did i lose it at the 'Why is Bladewolf packing an entire bakery?'

[@b0x-guy]

11:59 “gARrY’S mOD”

[@A_D659]

Garry's mod moment

[@cookiecreep9204]

The fact that Monsoon's dialogue was real makes it even better. This is when absolute "the hell is going on" makes the crazy ride even more fun.

[@ronnickels5193]

And a random soldier playing with a cat is icing on the cake

[@carljohan9265]

Monsoon is also right. Raiden's codec talk with Kevin about what he means with his meme speak confirms it.

[@devranyilmaz9806]

Monsoon is absolutely correct, though. Even outside of the game’s world, memes do control us to a greater degree than people realise. Memes influence us all, the thoughts and ideas of our precursors continue to have an effect on us, good or bad. MGS2 even points out a problem that we have no way of solving in the modern age; the accumulation of worthless memes that do nothing but muddy the waters of discourse, so to speak.

[@carljohan9265]

@@devranyilmaz9806 MGS 2's final codec is eerily accurate today. Like, you could almost call it prophetic.

[@spiritscoffee6199]

@@carljohan9265 dont forget armstrong saying "make america great again" in 2013

[@MyrriKlevna]

"The stealth was of course optional, but so is my mercy" is the most doom slayer thing I've ever heard

[@koshmareq]

this line has so much testosterone he had a son via mitosis

[@MyrriKlevna]

@@koshmareq it was really 10/good

[@johnfernandez5698]

👍🏽

[@kennethsingletonjr.3273]

11:39

[@gameplaystorage3881]

you can stealth in Doom?

[@Hytor69]

10:58 IM FUCKIN DYING

[@IcyCool23]

13:52 my highlight for this vid 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ryanjameson8959]

"The stupidest plot of any game since the last one" Accurate summary of every metal gear story

[@thedanksoul]

no replies?

[@Angel_alanis]

@@thedanksoul only two

[@pooposocko1478]

@@thedanksoul well there's nothing else really to add. Homie was straight spittin. Oh and now three

[@failingink4334]

How about we make it 4?

[@filwilliamson9149]

@@failingink4334 *5

[@scrumptiousburger367]

The summary of this video is: “I am cringe, and that’s based. I will never be based and that’s not cringe. There’s no one I’d rather be, than me.”

[@dean_l33]

Chad wrecking ralph refrence

[@hieuuc2539]

@@dean_l33 im not gonna like this comment because it's 69 likes

[@lordfrogIII]

I keep coming back to this one and it never bores

[@CeeHoff]

Mistral turning unnaturally fast to look at you is an underrated hilarious running gag

[@realkingofantarctica]

I can't believe Max0r saw the "Turn off my cringe inhibitors" meme and decided to base an entire two-part series around it.

[@Anon_Spartan]

I think his review of MGS3 established that it's always been a war against Based vs Cringe.

[@nbtwall7287]

"Now that's a pretty meme! Exquisite!"

[@ODST_Parker]

This is literally the perfect game for this format, I'm honestly shocked you didn't do it sooner.

[@Max0r]

i was waiting until my editing became good enough

[@lymh4850]

@@Max0r now you are in your final form, I see.

[@herewegoagain5615]

He has ascended to his perfect form, and now has the power to shape reality as he sees fit

[@DIEGhostfish]

@@Max0r SO the scenes had to be perfectly... Cut?

[@SeymoreSparda]

Going by this logic...So...Bayonetta video, next? Also Hack & Slash, mindlessly fun, and did by the same company? (Yeah yeah, I know Konami still owns the Metal Gear IP)

[@aureus23435]

i love how every single line of the captions is just wrong

[@eldersedai870]

If you started at 0:15 and then just played the next 60 seconds with no context, most people who haven't watched this video will have no idea what on earth is happening. Max0r without context is just Max0r without the first bit of the video.

[@killedbyreaper]

16:17 me before playing this game: "that can't be the real dialogue." Me while playing the game: "oh my god its the real dialogue."

[@ZKP314]

Metal Gear be like that

[@a2diceberg541]

ah yes, dialog

[@puntana]

IT’S THE ACTUAL DIALOGUE

[@ZKP314]

@@puntana When Max0r has a disclaimer on something, he’s being fucking serious.

[@awesomewesboi]

Fr?

[@Guccipoooch]

“That’s cringe, Jack” never ever heard a more inspiring line

[@toastman7125]

“And your setup is weak” an equally inspiring and insulting line

[@theepiicgamer7999]

Don't forget "Shut the fuck up and listen"

[@ph-swaggg4552]

"shut the f u c k up, and listen for a moment"

[@koopaboy6661]

“You can't even project yourself on to a building or a billboard.”

[@noonetonoticedeluge]

@@koopaboy6661”All these comments and you still aren’t based”

[@the_real_sans]

17:53 and it will come like a flood of pain pornagraphy

[@Stickguy101]

Bro I keep coming back to this video at least once every couple of months. I might even say that this Metal Gear Rising series is one of the greatest collections of videos to ever touch the internet. I FUCKING LOVE IT THANK YOU!!

[@ceast5273]

"I'm about to level up, Jack. And, you look like just enough XP." This line needs more appreciation

[@corktail7900]

i saw this line on a targeted t-shirt once

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Oh fuck he's useigsn bue4lts

[@alicehiess6508]

My favorite was the hand joke personally

[@nicholaswilson1851]

My favorite was ‘why does the government hog all of the good missiles’

[@n124ajdx]

that sound like something straight out of an MMO's voice chat maybe Maxor's was playing FF14 recently or something

[@SatansOps]

"Restart the war-economy by fueling conflict in Syria and the Donbass" That aged less well

[@kalelvigil1510]

I mean age well in that it's still happening and the US is complicit lol

[@happyjohn354]

It aged perfectly.

[@nielsjensen4185]

The video is 11 months old. Those two things were current news at the time.

[@SatansOps]

@@nielsjensen4185 The war inofficielly started in 2014, but the full invasion was in February. This video was made months before the invasion where the "common opinion" was that it was a large scale exercise meant to scare Ukraine away from joining nato or getting close to the west. Also to cement the hold on crimea and finally officially go public with them saying that Luhansk, Donbass, etc were independent. Also at this point in time, the US was not providing weapons to Ukraine (they were but still). But I do see your point, wait like 6 months and this comment won't be necessary ;)

[@oight]

@@SatansOps they were though. they were helping and funding the far right in ukraine after the US backed coup against the people in the donbass. there was even a leaked phone call of victoria nuland where she told them what president they should choose. they literally admitted it numerous times, and their justification for it was, quote: "the united states aids ukraine and her people, so that we can fight russia over there and we don't have to fight russia here". this was way before the russian invasion of ukraine. before the US backed coup, the majority of ukranians had a positive view on russia, that started to drop drastically the years going on after. they literally banned many left political parties, and now have taken away many workers' rights. the UN did two reports on the war crimes commited against donbass, with casualties heavily on the donbass side that were being shelled by far right extremists with heavy civillian casualties. the majority of people in the donbass are very economically left wing/socialist, and are russian ethnically (the area used to be a part of russia and was gifted to ukraine during the soviet union). the far right extremists wanted to eradicate the donbass on that basis. but MOST ukranians are not like that, this is the result of US funded far right extremist groups being in power. literally zelenskyy was voted in because he campaigned to bring peace to the donbass and follow the minsk agreements. most ukranians wanted peace. this never happened when he went into power. and of course russia is wrong for invading. of course putin is right wing and betrayed the workers when he made tons of money from selling off russia's state owned assets. i am just saying, that this video aged very well. all western news talked negatively about ukraine bombing the donbass before the invasion. just watch any bbc report pre invasion about the donbass and the far right groups in ukraine, the corruption that started happening. putin should have known better than to follow the US bait to invade, and now this whole situation is a mess. but i remember years ago even talking about it with my friends, wondering what the US was wanting to achieve with funding these far right extremists in ukraine. i didn't expect it to be this massive now. it is such a tragedy, both sides are pitting the other against each other, and not caring about bringng peace when more people die every day. and imagine what is ukraine going to be like economically after so many things have been sold off to rich western billionaires? unless they manage to take back control of that, but then the west would sanction ukraine...

[@mrgumbwit5307]

1:53 - President Barfsack O'Crumbo 3:48 - President Bumcrack Osama 5:47 - President Bumsack O'Chungus

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

President Ballsack Obamium

[@masterchief3770]

The fact that the subtitles are in polish is just a little bit of radioactive seasoning on this tumor-sized cakepop

[@NZSF150]

His voice is just deadpan enough, that it borders between "pouring emotion" and "couldn't give less of a fuck." It makes it 10x funnier than it already is, and I love it.

[@SomeoneThatIsHappy]

Just waiting for some asshole to reply with "10 multiplied by 0 is still 0"

[@pqbdwmnu]

He has damn near the same voice as the Postal guy and I love it

[@nowthatsedgyasfvck2556]

@@pqbdwmnu i regret nothing

[@questionmark6020]

@@pqbdwmnuimagine hearing raiden say "hey there, would u like to sign my petition?"

[@necrothescistt8164]

he got that postal dude energy.

[@Chastlilys]

I'm always impressed by your ability to find a ton of memes (heh) - no matter how niche and obscure they may be - and include them in your videos in a way that somehow perfectly fits.

[@marekzombo9597]

you do not understand, memes are the DNA of the Soul

[@VeryDumbToaster]

How is this comment made 1 day ago. It literally just came out 6 minutes ago

[@zUnderscore]

@@VeryDumbToaster patreon

[@wongliyo171]

@@zUnderscore Wait you can do that with patreon? And not youtube membership?

[@dutchdoggo]

HOW is this comment a day old the video only released 2 hours ago

[@WreckinPoints11]

"I'll just have to give you a demonstration then" the way Max0r says this line is so full of sexual connotation that I just can't handle

[@thecottonladd]

MGR is the perfect example of gameplay first story later and I’m personally glad about it.

[@LovecraftsCatName]

I swear that Max0r did a whole 16 minute setup just to do the "Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors" joke.

[@insertsomefunnieshere]

He forgot to put amongus music there

[@yournamehere8123]

"Stealth is of course optional, but so is my mercy." God I love these

[@judet2992]

This is the reason I described Maxor as a professionally researched YTP.

[@saulgallagher5668]

16:30 its genuinely amazing how much of the Monsoon dialogue in this video is from the game

[@cyro3573]

"Face it, Jack, you can't even hold a sword" "What the fuck is a sword?" "I could give you a demonstration. But first, what's your favourite hand?" "Well, my left." "Great." This section needs more appreciation

[@AzsryEdits]

plus kira's theme playing in the back because h a nd f e t i s h

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Another underappreciated quote: _"WHY DO OUR POLITICIANS HOG ALL THE GOOD MISSILES??"_

[@apocalypse5228]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 this is president barfsack o' crumbo

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@apocalypse5228 He's touring his birthplace of Kenya

[@gggg-hq4td]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 I am uhhh... President United States Obama.

[@matthewprue1010]

The line “stealth is optional but so is my mercy” unironically goes so hard.

[@daddyviper]

Description of payday 2

[@Astolfo_real]

@@daddyviper ah yes, literally me.

[@The_whales]

Any world of tanks player before they fire their first shot

[@heitormedina7098]

6:26

[@TwinkSupreme]

It took me so long to realize Dimes 4 Crimes was just a dumbed down version of D4C 😭

[@kiapandora2510]

This game has one of the best soundtracks ever made.

[@triplemonster9429]

The funny part is the “bisexual vampire” bit is not an exaggeration. That is legitimately who vamp is and what happens.

[@ALJ9000]

Can he stop time?

[@historicflame972]

@@ALJ9000 Za Warudo

[@SchizoWaffle]

Bisexual vampire? Why does that sound familiar

[@walkingglasses6264]

@@SchizoWaffle Castlevania maybe?

[@kiloklavdi1185]

The thing is that he's not called Vamp because he's a vampire but mainly because he's bisexual

[@ThreeStrikesOfVoid]

7:13 “if you don’t know how to parry more than one attack it’s time to learn” One of my friends couldn’t get the hang of parrying to save his life, so he ended up just. Slide attacking into blade wolf for the whole battle, essentially kicking him to death. And it WORKED.

[@sloanewalker42]

Alright, good to know. I’ll keep that in mind if ever get my hands on the game and a device to play the game on.

[@craignielsen6562]

thats what i did lmao, monsoon fixed that problem real quick though

[@ScoutScoutScoutScoutScout]

@@craignielsen6562 you just didn't try to beat monsoon hard enough without parrying

[@greenbros.3350]

@@craignielsen6562 I learned how to parry at sam.

[@kamikazechameleon3700]

@@greenbros.3350 your dodging must be on point

[@origrammar]

PLEASE check out Emil Thor's Live-Action recreation of this Summary. I promise you won't regret it.

[@ankyo2763]

GET THIS TO THE TOP

[@ednygma1096]

My guy did! He posted a comment

[@hans5271]

y'know whats funny? at 5:56, thats a G502 HERO mouse and its the exact one i have.

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

it looks deformed ngl

[@Nyamhk_art]

This man literally just revived a 9 year old game and its entire series in two shitposts and I can't get over that

[@Stlth_p0x]

This game is a shitpost

[@BlizzyP039]

The games been alive for the past 9 years because memes

[@zaakoarolikin1643]

You're also forgetting jimothy Ross that made a MGR video featuring Max0r

[@greatspacegoat147]

He absolutely did. This guy is a God.

[@zaakoarolikin1643]

@@Stlth_p0x my name is monsoon, of the shitposters initiative

[@CPUSublimeHeart]

The funniest thing is that the stairs at the beginning ARENT required for progression, you can just ninja run up the wall, yet EVERYONE always resets after breaking them

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

Things that make perfect sense in this game but make zero sense everywhere else number 417:

[@MSnow-pu4qs]

Congrats on the first 10m video, dude.

[@that_Dominic_guy]

6:31 when stealth is optional, enemies counter by sending the foot fetish bs they got on back order from 2010

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

Goddamn dude this was spectacular, just as relentless as the game itself

[@mr.weirdness5970]

Where the hell did you come from

[@gomen-ne5460]

This is a surprise. but a welcomed one

[@carljohan9265]

Maxor: Calls Mistral a white woman and a dark skinned tomboy. She can't be both, fission mailed.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

@@carljohan9265 It's just a tan?

[@vincentspaans671]

Hey! I am a big fan of your content.

[@pierresco]

The one thing I love and hate about maxor's videos is everything he says about the game is actually ALL true (by perspective)

[@speeddemonji9547]

Vergil wasn’t evading taxes 🤨

[@thededdranter3233]

​@@speeddemonji9547 What are you talking about of course he was

[@bisexual_enby5586]

@@speeddemonji9547 he was avoiding child support and child support=taxes

[@speeddemonji9547]

@@bisexual_enby5586 he was never ordered by a court to pay alimony by his son’s mother :padoruDefaultDance: He’s never been employed so why’s he gonna get taxed?

[@bisexual_enby5586]

@@speeddemonji9547 have you ever heard of a joke?

[@ababobo3829]

17:48 monsoon edit 10/10

[@prithvisingh276]

3:49 "man laughed while saying that if u hear it closely"

[@Prominexus]

The fact that the composer of this game DID actually compose for Toontown as well has convinced me that Max0r videos are completely factual.

[@KitsuneGB-hc9zb]

It’s more like they’re not NOT factual.

[@AhsokaSnipz]

I'm scared to like this comment but it's at 69 likes...

[@gamingbros-tk3tm]

Holy shit I thought he was joking

[@Syrgarde]

What the fuck??