Colleen's apology but every time she lies it speeds up

[@josephst.george7841]

The last thing I could understand was “not in a creepy way”

[@buffgarfield3231]

I feel like the enormity of that lie was worth the speed boost

[@madsyourmirrorball]

fr the close captions said laughter and music 😭

[@duckduck5728]

If you slow it down to .5 you can squeeze the second to last time she says "at least your having fun" but why would you do that when 2x is funnier like another comment said

[@amandapanda5087]

Same

[@alexjohnson6192]

too bad Colleen couldn't understand "not in a creepy way"

[@timoftigabi]

"she needs to apologize for this apology video" IM WHEEZING

[@GuyWithChainsaw]

Give her some time, She has to write the lyrics for it

[@lunalucy7908]

@@GuyWithChainsawLMFAO

[@_Unpleasant_]

​@@GuyWithChainsawBAHAHAHHA

[@Not_Ena52]

@@GuyWithChainsawPLEASE-

[@Vengeful_Zx]

She needs to apologize for grooming children

[@benpowell-punmaster1214]

I can’t believe Alvin would do this. I’m crying rn

[@YTDeepshock]

"ALLLLLLLVIIIIIIIN!" "Dave, you have to believe me!" (musical number)

[@madandlola2955]

BAHAHAHA 💀

[@samoftheristic]

he’s apologizing for his brother for the “homophobic post he made, btch !”

[@SillyWillyNia]

HELP

[@Lovix13]

NOT ALVIN 💀

[@GrenoGuy]

“not a groomer” *speeds up* “just a loser” *slows down*

[@tuna_productions]

I’M ASCENDING WHAT 💀💀💀💀

[@Genshin_Addict69]

💀

[@YourLocalSid]

LMFAO

[@YourLocalSid]

​@@tuna_productionsbro was laughing so fucking hard he became the honoured one ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@BenIThink]

I don’t get it please can someone explain😭

[@Alex-uq1el]

The fact it speeds up so much but still manages to take 2 and a half minutes because she extended her act out so much for so long.

[@uhjeff3651]

Gotta hit that 8 minute mark for the ad revenue

[@jurassicutahraptor6578]

Literally lying that people are monitising HER while she drags it out for money herself

[@NomsieLivesHere]

Fr dude

[@clyne8835]

SHE NEEDS THAT AD REVENUE 💯 THE GRIND NEVER STOPS EVEN WHEN YOU GROOM KIDS AND GET CAUGHT 🔥

[@solacesal]

@@clyne8835AND WHEN YOURE RACIST AND SAID YOU DONT WANT BLACK PEOPLE ON YOUR NETFLIX SHOW 💯💯💯

[@greeniscoollol]

She began sounding like the mice from disney's cinderella Edit: My lovelies, I assure you that I love my bros Jaq and Gus Gus

[@agentbutterfly]

Or the villagers from animal crossing lol

[@Lucyyyyyy23]

BAHAHA

[@ooriginalkawaipotato3840]

Chipmunks too

[@Zmdas1465]

dsurv

[@SynkGD]

Looks like one too

[@Ramberta]

I love that by the time she's reaching her "explanation' for her creepy behavior she's gone full chipmunk mode so it's completely unintelligible. Just like her real word salad!

[@WossmoDragon]

1k likes, no comment? Aight lemme fix that

[@BlakeT]

How could she do this bro, she needs to make two more apologies, one for the grooming and another for this video

[@MedicJey]

@@WossmoDragon 2k

[@rareoats]

@@BlakeTfr

[@bloxstarluke]

You love that?

[@aidan5071]

1:57 she sounds like when there's a phone call in a cartoon

[@CassandraGayle-fs3tc]

underrated 😂

[@waffultheidiot]

That's how you know she's yapping 😭

[@alexchandler4213]

It’s giving animal crossing

[@FourAnimatotion]

More like 1;30

[@imnot4chriss]

sounds like an animal crossing villager

[@val_halla7768]

That single frame of Colleen with her arm out to grab the camera is the most terrifying jumpscare I’ve ever seen.

[@belle_of_the_moll]

HELP

[@fueki03]

2:33

[@belle_of_the_moll]

@@fueki03 THE SIDE EYEEE

[@pietrofattorello]

its giving blair witch project

[@belle_of_the_moll]

@@pietrofattorello I'm deceased

[@guardian6102]

Imagine you were violated by a celebrity, and after learning you’re upset, they write and perform a song blaming you.

[@PostalFerretWithRum]

Yeah imagine how much clout you could make off a story like that!

[@thesweetestpie7466]

@@PostalFerretWithRum fr doe lol

[@PostalFerretWithRum]

@@thesweetestpie7466 when they both turn up to court dressed as people who look like they diddle children... I can't wait to break out the nachos and popcorn for that one

[@SweetforS]

@@PostalFerretWithRumI mean yeah but that’s kinda insensitive you just brushed off those kids trauma. But I mean I guess it’s karma? You can then be like well it was the shittiest experience of my life but they here’s this stupid song to show off that umm clearly proves my point. Just exposed herself 😀

[@livvyroblox5446]

the strength making this comment 1k likes is insane im so happy to finally announce.... IM UR 1KTH LIKER(or however its said)

[@shallteargf5974]

I cant imagine what her legal team was thinking when they checked their phones and saw that she literally did what they explicitly told her not to do

[@MinnieMiniri]

Legal team was probabaly mad but I think the team shes reffering to in the video is all the victims telling her not to play the role of a victim

[@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseball]

Fr her poor lawyers have to deal with her bullshit

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

The legal team actually reacted to the “apology” i believe

[@langdons2848]

​@@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseballlay down with dogs, get up with flees. No sympathy for the lawyers.

[@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseball]

@@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You I feel so bad for them

[@ChronicallyOnlineForYou]

"Many years ago, I used to message my fans, but not in a creepy way-" *Speeds up* I AM DEADD...

[@w.whoisrio]

and then "more of a loser kind of way" *speed stays the same* 😭😭

[@mushroom2068]

The fact that its only 2:30 minutes long and the original is 10 minutes long really says something.

[@elijahemmer]

There’s probably lies that the guy missed too, like how she didn’t take a break at the start

[@shallowedx]

Milking ad revenue lmfao. Just to add insult to injury to the already ridiculous response

[@creeperfun12]

nearly 5x shorter

[@allsadnshit]

it literally says nothing, just that the person who made this video thought Colleen was lying about this and that lol

[@elijahemmer]

@@allsadnshit It says that she’s lying a damn lot and delaying her video till it gets to 10 mins for revenue. If you think colleen is a good person then you’re wrong

[@calebbowles5927]

She really made this video, sat and did whatever editing, finalized it, POSTED it, and thought “damn. I ate that” 💀

[@qnoyaa]

HELP

[@TheShadeofSunlash]

ppl are truly insane to think they'll get off scot free like this

[@thesweetestpie7466]

she fr said 6+9=69 🤩

[@XxitzrivxX]

@@thesweetestpie7466ou fr Need to stop 🤩

[@Krezenzia..UrFavBrunette]

444th comment

[@leahbrown1068]

"not a groomer, just a loser" oh colleen, you can be both queen!

[@tsrdotexe]

Yea! Dont beat urself up!

[@Gerardwayslefteye]

Yeah! Get yourself into federal prison! Slaying queen! 💅

[@moonlord3218]

You get in that jail cell queen!!! 💅💅💅💅💅💅

[@Hiyumiii]

Ikr get in those gucci handcuffs slay, glamour queen!! 😉

[@Ilovepinkalot]

Yuh gurl dat cell is waiting 4 you 😊😊😊

[@Cowboyfish12]

2:05 pov the mosquito in my room tryna tell me why i shouldn’t kill it💀

[@zacharymaxwell88]

"Today I want to talk about the facts" *speeds up* had me dying

[@darko_n6819]

Lol same, it's was the only time when I noticed it speeding up.

[@Readysetgo2007]

It's facts in her fantasy world...

[@xixiluvsu]

HOW HELP@@darko_n6819

[@dizzy_jump]

timestamp?

[@dizzy_jump]

timestamp: 1:15

[@invisiblecoconut1533]

I love the fact that it isn’t even a apology video, it’s just her denying she’s done it

[@MadJaz]

100th like

[@thewizardgrey]

AT THE END SHE SOUNDS LIKE A NOKIA PHONE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@AizzurasReaper]

@@thewizardgrey nah, a nokia phone sounds much better than that.

[@Readysetgo2007]

​@Mozarella_king Didn't she specify what mistake it was?

[@ketchupstudios9070]

“If you don’t mind the gaps” She sure didnt mind the age gaps.

[@chloesnightmares]

I’M EVAPORATING LMFAOOO

[@antisocial_youtuber]

XD

[@You_didnt_see_me_here]

NAHHH😭😭😭😭😭

[@caspertheghost4080]

LMAO BRO

[@maxadamdor]

NOO 💀💀

[@Tankyboy178]

if you speed up x2 at 1:33 she starts speaking animal crossing💀

[@Shrimperin]

SCREW YOU TOM NOOK YOU AIN'T GETTING MY BELLS

[@GalaxyTheMoth]

HELP

[@Lola-j1q]

CHRISSY

[@Neekoulai]

IM PEEING IT DOES

[@nyx1016]

IM GIGGLING-

[@Logicalfear2001]

She actually sounds better at singing sped up than normal.

[@M1LKB0B4YT]

Fr

[@HAERINlovesyou]

FR FR

[@Bhufbot]

Every song does

[@n.roussis]

especially when you cant understand her anymore

[@40CalFireGuy]

Prob bc it's over faster

[@infinitemidnightghostmourner]

I love that you counted every time she said "toxic gossip train" as a lie 😂😂😂😂

[@truck0]

Tbh it is lol

[@lkm630y79]

i mean, it is a lie though people aren't being toxic, people are calling her out on grooming lmao

[@Screwshrewproductions]

@@lkm630y79and her calling it “toxic gossip” is just her trying to make it seem as less meaningful than it actually is

[@Ms.lizard]

I mean that was the most clear lie

[@dr.wolfstar1765]

I mean....it is

[@moonprincessmk]

Honestly, the lies really started when she said “its been a while since you’ve seen my face” and “I took a little break” because she was on tour lmao

[@plushyphobic]

also wasn't it like only 2 weeks without a video that's not long at all LMFAO

[@raspberryparade]

​@vg_grover4828Just a hipster at a coffee shop

[@plushyphobic]

@vg_grover4828 used to be one of the most popular youtubers

[@Detective_asparagus]

​@vg_grover4828she's a popular KZbinr with a character "Miranda Sings". I don't know all of the details, but she did quite a bit of (documented and recorded) horrible shit to minors, most noticably showing a child pornography and sending them her underwear.

[@spidermacho123]

@vg_grover4828 a popular youtuber who turned out to be a child groomer.

[@BlueWingsEditsOfficial]

0:45 chalice from cuphead be like

[@CherryOSC]

NAAAAAH

[@AtomSloth]

i think her name is mrs challace

[@CherryOSC]

@@AtomSloth no shit sherlock

[@BlueWingsEditsOfficial]

@@AtomSloth fixed it

[@raulgonzalez6196]

Dont disrespect chalice that way

[@celinejenhanicj]

This video summoned all the mice in my house

[@yamitekudaSTOPplease]

Dude omg 😂😂😂

[@hopeg02]

I seriously am gonna cry laughing

[@awesomeau121]

MICE ASSEMBLE

[@small_juice_box]

I want to cackle so bad but my cat is sleeping right next to me HELP 😭😭

[@lyn5384]

They’re attracted to the rat in this video 💕

[@pinktoeprint]

the worst thing about this is that she lied so much the video shortened by 8 mins

[@art1_san]

and is still 2 and a half minutes lonng o-o

[@-jfkwentafk-]

@@art1_san2 and a half minutes too long ngl

[@art1_san]

@@-jfkwentafk- fr

[@TheShadeofSunlash]

⁠@@art1_sanshe doesn't deserve all this time to lie, what she does deserve is jail

[@fasternharderr]

yes hahaha

[@addicttt]

She really has the audacity to sing and not talk about the illegal problems that she has committed. Colleen does not take this situation seriously, it’s just ridiculous.

[@ris._hana]

she thought she was having that disney princess moment

[@idontr]

What illegal things have happened I actually don’t know what happened

[@princesseman8142]

what happened?

[@kblinggg]

@@princesseman8142 she groomed kids, was racist, messaged her fans in inappropriate ways, made a book for CHILDREN that had ADULT content in it and sooo much more.

[@princesseman8142]

@@kblinggg oh my my

[@EEE-Likes-YouTube]

She sings in ✨A MINOR✨

[@snfrzz]

This wasn’t even an apology, she’s blaming everyone else 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@nanabanana396]

@@coopermuccio4409bro what 😂😂😂😂

[@snfrzz]

@@coopermuccio4409 what?

[@trippingdownthefreeway]

@@nanabanana396Women Moment

[@nanabanana396]

@@coopermuccio4409 no cap Fr???

[@piercethephoenix517]

@coopermuccio4409 As a woman I don’t understand-

[@jmeMK64]

Missed a lie at 1:07 - The 'PR Team' excuse is so common, and almost never true. Plus, if it did happen they almost certainly would have used the word 'respond' and not 'say'

[@sadhuman2810]

She could have been summarizing them though

[@renoahsprings]

@@sadhuman2810you can still summarize by saying that they said, “not to respond”. And usually when you summarize your what your legal team says you at least use citation to what they said.

[@Lulo_Serrucho]

Prefiero pensar que es verdad, suena divertido y hace que su disculpa sea aún más graciosa "mi equipo legal me aconsejó que no dijera nada, pero nunca dijeron que no podría cantar" suena como parodia tipo south park ☠️

[@midnightwitch3847]

I just feel like it’s a lie because I don’t think someone would risk their career like that, or she’s just really dumb

[@hayleybarbara1589]

Even the "i took a break" bit is a lie... maybe from youtube but shes still in the middle of a tour

[@elzia88]

When you realize that the amount of lies literally turned the initial 10 minute video into a 2 minute video, it shows how much Colleen really did NOT take accountability, she just bullshit her way through and hoped people would forgive her??😭

[@zenapro4724]

It wasn’t an apology video.

[@anapplepie306]

@@zenapro4724Yeah, she both said that the allegations were lies and that she wouldn’t apologize and that everyone makes mistakes and she’s human and you can’t criticize her because you’re not perfect. She couldn’t keep her narrative straight throughout the ten scripted minutes of her video

[@Lolirock971]

It works sometimes I see when ppl who are wealthy or something do stuff they pull this and it works for them like that college guy who raped some girls and got off Scott free or when teachers groom or abuse students and get off Scott free. If she believes she could get away with it it's because of society.

[@newmanhiding2314]

Thank god she did. I wasn’t gonna sit through ten minutes of that bullshit again. Even 2 is a stretch.

[@marioneno]

@@anapplepie306 She and other people don't realize that 'not being perfect' is not a defense, nor an excuse when you f*ck up like that. As a matter of fact, 'not being perfect' has nothing to do with anything.

[@I_Wonder440]

love how the subtitles only say [laughter][music]

[@halfnhaalf]

This is hilarious at 2x speed it’s just her frantically strumming a guitar while moving around as she goes through a possession thank you for this I have never laughed this hard at such a fucked up appology

[@therealpilgrimchild]

A GUITAR- gurl thats a ukulele😭 Edit: HELP ME, HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES.

[@katiewaters2899]

I thought of doing the same thing you did- I was good for most of the video but the last 20 seconds doing that BROKE me

[@halfnhaalf]

@@therealpilgrimchild ukuleles are just serving size accurate guitars 🥺

[@halfnhaalf]

@@katiewaters2899 LITERALLY ITS SO FUNNY

[@s4mIsh3r3]

more like asspology

[@exillary3755]

I love how 99% of people don't know what she did and would be completely fine if she didn't make such a garbage apology

[@yty1941]

And would be fine with the apology as well, tf she's talking about 😂

[@aRandomPerson8015]

What did she do though I never heard of her until now

[@exillary3755]

@@aRandomPerson8015 Pretty sure she was accused of sexting or S/H minors not sure exactly but it is under that category

[@nikkistudio...]

​@@exillary3755 You mean S/A?

[@exillary3755]

@@nikkistudio... Sexual harassment

[@undef1n3d_]

“My team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say, but it doesn’t mean I can’t sing it” Truly a 1000 IQ moment.💀

[@hydrix7748]

bro thinks she is a disney princess

[@marleybeavers]

THEY DIDN’T SAYYYY I COULDN’T SINGGGGGG

[@AwEirdstevenuniverseandSAMSfan]

It’s giving Disney princess off wish

[@ohmygoshitsjae]

its like cat valentine in victorious when she was advised to not talk but suddenly she can sing 💀

[@HayItsRhy]

-1000*

[@Strawberryandcherry-roblox]

1:07 😭😭😭 It’s giving “We don’t talk about Bruno” but we sing about him

[@skittel7635]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW NOT EVEN 1 MINUTE IN HER VOICE IS ALREADY LIKE A CHIPMUNK

[@Maries_bookshelf]

0:49

[@idontevenknnow]

Earlier today i put on alvin and the chipmunks christmas thing (ironically) and it literally sounded like this video

[@GoofyGooberFilms1]

at 1:37 she turns into top nook from animal crossing 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@skittel7635]

@@GoofyGooberFilms1 NAHHH

[@GoofyGooberFilms1]

@@skittel7635 ik 💀💀

[@LilyCunningham-p2c]

The fact that this is 2 mins and the original is 10 mins 😂

[@RaghuvirVarma]

The lies are to the exponent 5 (idk math, don’t come at me)

[@fazae5687]

@@RaghuvirVarma bro i dont either that was funny

[@amandapanda5087]

😂

[@jantesa]

@@RaghuvirVarma Fifth power

[@10000_bees]

@@RaghuvirVarma I have a special interest for math and do not know what you’re trying to get at …which makes your reply even better, thank you 💀

[@ella_the_frogg]

i love how it started speeding up in about 1 min 😭 HELP IT TURNED TO ANIMAL CROSSING LANGUAGE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@joey28]

YOU BEAT ME TO IT LOL

[@Aliix458]

It turned into animalese 🤣🤣

[@SaromeGamer]

XD

[@-itz-Melody-]

She needs to make a apology video for this apology

[@majman446]

Stealing from another comment is one thing. Stealing THE DESCRIPTION is another.

[@-itz-Melody-]

I didn't read the desc bro

[@majman446]

@@-itz-Melody- what are the odds then?

[@-itz-Melody-]

@@majman446 womp womp bro idc

[@majman446]

@@-itz-Melody- if all you're gonna say is "womp womp" it would be better if you just said nothing at all.

[@magnnnnetic]

"hey, atleast you're having fun" **speeds up**

[@ivqsii]

IM DEAD. 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

[@GlytchZero]

@@ivqsiirip

[@slaysayyy]

LMAOO

[@Mariachx_.1]

HAHA

[@camronross]

PLEASE

[@ycftm]

The fact that it gets so fast that she just sounds like a bug at the end is mind blowing how pathetic this apology is.

[@anti_sasusaku]

Fr

[@SeanVanbuger]

At the end it just sounds like birds chirping 💀

[@lambdashiftakadavidheikkil2657]

luv yea chris

[@Caroline_Farrar]

I love that it's mostly unintelligible before she even gets to the worst of the lies haha

[@featherofajay4667]

That, definitely. I'm also kinda shocked that despite this speed-up treatment, the video is still that long

[@tallic967]

​@@featherofajay4667 It's probably because she put so much filler bs in her song

[@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_II]

I mean, what's the point of calling it an "apology video", when it's nothing but just straight up lies and nonsense. 😂

[@Sylvemations_TSHP_13]

Collen in her chipmuck era

[@GeezSus]

This really takes "If you wanna become a chipmunk, groom minors and make an apology video while singing and playing an ukulele so that someone can make a video of you that speeds up every time you lie" to a whole new level

[@boozonggy]

.....

[@Shhhhh183]

Fr

[@mitskihitmewithyourcar]

fr

[@trebmaster]

This specific genre is sweeping the nation.

[@StormhawkJuzo]

@xander1301cringe

[@MadJaz]

DUDE, AT THE END MY DOG LIFTED HER HEAD. This thing turned into a fricking dog whistle because of the sheer amount of lies. Dang you Colleen.

[@MadJaz]

@@DisventureBeaver wdym

[@MadJaz]

@@DisventureBeaver Yeah and?

[@MadJaz]

@@DisventureBeaver 1 yes she did and 2 why the heck do you care do you need attention that badly smh

[@MadJaz]

@@DisventureBeaver because i thought it was funny. if u didnt u can hurry ur lil legs outa here :b

[@Emmiemms2.0]

@@MadJazFr😂 like oh well, you didn’t find it funny 🤷‍♂️

[@jamiesdolliverse]

Honestly if she thinks that people are blaming her for no reason, she should have some evidence to support her instead of blaming everybody else in a playful behaviour

[@idontknowwhattocallthis5235]

Ikr.. she literally admits that she talked to children in the past and then goes “toxic gossip train” and talks about “rumors” LIKE GIRL U JUST ADMITTED IT RN??

[@ultimatefangirl1663]

@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 it’s giving bipolar💀

[@antisocial_youtuber]

Fr fr

[@anti_sasusaku]

Exactly💀👏🏾

[@BannedForBelievinginBiol-iu5ok]

There's proof she groomed so idk what kinda evidence can beat that 😂

[@theaxolotl8645]

2:30 FNAF 3 menu screen

[@BreadTeleporterAndii]

Bro I can see springtrap in my head 💀💀

[@Sebbiiboi]

“The only thing I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats” The cats: AYO WTF 😳

[@idontknowwhattocallthis5235]

I dislike Colleen but I hate these stupid unintelligent repeat comments even more

[@Sebbiiboi]

@gabrielleanngiganan guilty 👍 ☺️

[@zolli5143]

​@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235damn bro thats intense 😳 you hate when people have fun more than a child abuser 😅

[@idontknowwhattocallthis5235]

@@zolli5143 yes

[@kabeom]

@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 alr cornball

[@Sarahburgandy]

I love how it speeds up when see says ‘at least your having fun’ becuase no Colleen, we’re not having fun.

[@serbow]

This suddenly became an Animal Crossing video

[@Brickcraft-23]

lol

[@melanie_editor0]

Lmao yes

[@Cruxlsvmmer_213]

Yessss

[@diddly_dude]

I cant believe K.k. would do this

[@imnotdumbimdoltish]

new alvin and the chipmunks movie is looking fire imo

[@ROVSploit]

the pitch of her voice fits her maturity in the video

[@daifrl3375]

Her sounding like that is still 100x better than the sorry as apology she gave.

[@ghostjuvie]

lol fr

[@reignellwalker9755]

Jesus loves you so much thats why he died for you, follow him and accept him as lord and saviour, spread his truth and confess him before man and he will confess you before his father in heaven ! I pray that this blessed you in jesus name amen.

[@pawstar.]

​@@reignellwalker9755Jesus isnt god in Christianity, he is THE son of god - from a non Christian

[@hexchexsaygexhexagon]

@@reignellwalker9755…im a hinduist…

[@MohmmadSiddiqureRahman]

​@@pawstar.Jesus isn't the son of God,he is the messenger of god-by an muslim

[@c4ptiv3eye]

help i just realized the video is so long why did she spend so much time on it 😭

[@JulianaBittencourt24]

To Get it monetized

[@NokoFace]

Can't monetize videos under 10 minutes. :)

[@WinnieCuzImWinning]

Monetization doesn't work unless vid is atleast 10 mins long

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Like it's a fucking long form song, it's like marquee moon by television or too long by daft punk, but I actually like those songs

[@CRANBERRIEPLATES]

I believe that monetization starts at eight minutes since they changed it a couple years ago?

[@tommyhatch1]

Didn’t take long for the song to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks

[@FrostbyteGTAG]

Starts playing song *reaches speed of light and beyond*

[@Angel11019ok]

THIS WAS PERFECT LMAOOOO. She was already lying when she picked up the ukulele tho🫠🫠😂😂😂

[@maybejay7506]

fr thats what i was thinking too😭😭

[@jasminecarter5231]

Lmao I was hoping it started off fast too 😂😂😅

[@youtubewontletme]

yea, her face felt like a lie lmao

[@suzy6075]

@@youtubewontletmeher face is a lie

[@rubolph1954]

girl was lying when she breathed

[@meg5323]

This went through so many stages: obligatory KZbinr with a ukulele, helium, Alvin and the Chipmunks, the mice from Cinderella, Animal Crossing villager, and completely unintelligible

[@Octopus_Enthusiast]

You forgot nightcore

[@sosia0naro]

Dog whistle at end too

[@thesacred308]

Nah the last stage is more like demonic possession

[@mythillian]

1:15 "i only want to talk about the facts" RAPID ACCELERATION

[@noraheronen4698]

around the middle it starts sounding like the duck song I cant 🤣

[@jani8959]

I love the chipmunks vibes I'm getting from this. And I also like the message this sends overall: Every time someone lies, what they say becomes less relevant!

[@rybcuber4190]

Noice that's true

[@klutztersrb823]

There’s no message nerd it’s a meme

[@jani8959]

just say you're dull. bruh let me interpret stuff.@@klutztersrb823

[@scavenderbird]

​@@klutztersrb823 there is supposed to be. She really thinks that she didn't do anything wrong

[@nbound]

i don't usually find this stuff that funny but lemme tell you i lost at 2:16 LMAO

[@foxxomusicofficial]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who found that abnormally funny 💀

[@rahmel2009]

Me too 💀💀

[@raziqathaseen]

FR I WAS DYING 💀

[@Ausvwidabix2blorange]

IT LOOKS SO UNNATURAL IM DYING

[@cayden3003]

No because her eyes looked like a cartoon lmaoooo

[@VerifiedDirectioner.]

I can’t believe you Theodore. I need a full apology video with tears and blood for this apology video. Jaq and Gus Gus are gon start thinking you one of them you lied so much

[@hearts4melaniemartini]

HELPPPP

[@VerifiedDirectioner.]

@@hearts4melaniemartini HAHAH

[@wirum.1_XD]

Jaq and Gus Gus😂🤣

[@VerifiedDirectioner.]

@@AAJInnie FR

[@VerifiedDirectioner.]

@@AAJInnie I DONT KNOW IM SO UPSET WE NEED TO WREAK HAVOC ON HIM

[@Pillowweirdo1]

Make it 2x near the end I’m dying 😭😭

[@rainbxwaqua]

every breath shouldve been counted as a lie but this is still amazing

[@ommie_]

her whole existence is a lie, confirmed 💀

[@piggsie]

The second the video she started the second she appears on camera the video speeds up so fast that it ends within 0.1 second 💀

[@8teezy]

I love that you counted her saying “I want to talk about the facts” as a lie because at no point in this video does she bring up anything truthful to disprove the evidence. She just keeps saying it’s not true.

[@cole4648]

What kills me is she had to have sat for a couple of hours writing this and thinking “yeah, this is the fix” Humans really can be insane.

[@Roninkinx]

Might we add against the advice of what her team of professionals..PROFESSIONALS..told her.

[@wildonions3188]

@@Roninkinx her pr team is probably her teenage twitter fans

[@ILuvyouMirandaSings]

@@wildonions3188you have 10 subscribers. She is bigger than you cry about it

[@m0n0phy0l]

​@@ILuvyouMirandaSings not everyone wants to be an influencer

[@ultimatefangirl1663]

Yea

[@Bxlznced_unicxrn]

1:24 Why does this remind me of one of the chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks 😭😭

[@brandongomesfernandes4828]

In just under 3 minutes, Colleen violently transformed into a chipmunk then into an animal crossing character and finally into a swarm of fluttering moths. Now that’s pretty impressive, surely the least we could do is forgive her?

[@Pokefreak493]

​@@stargaze9285hmmmm, no, I think she was supposed to be a rat when the video started

[@hearts4melaniemartini]

LMAOOO

[@Imp_the_Mask_maker403]

​@@Pokefreak493WOOOOOO

[@MangoTheCCaiqueparttwo]

@@Pokefreak493noo.. don’t call her a rat, rats are WAY better than her

[@Pokefreak493]

@@MangoTheCCaiqueparttwo Fair point. Uhhhhhh, leech?

[@wildr446]

It only shows how immature and irresponsible she is 💀

[@dismeme3445]

Who is she? And what did she do?

[@TheBobmaker]

​@@dismeme3445groomed fans

[@xxMr_Cakexx]

​@@dismeme3445 she sent innapropriate messages like what their favourite 🍑🍆 position was and forced a fan to shove their hand down her pants ( all of this happened when the fans were 11-13 and she was 30)

[@wildr446]

@@TheBobmaker ..but she's not a groomer, just a loser

[@Atastyboiledegg]

@@TheBobmakerthe onoy thing she ever groomes was her two cats dummy🙄🤚

[@betsyjones6822]

She wants you to feel sorry for her soooooo bad. It’s so gross 🤢

[@wil.d_sage]

Trying to make us feel bad about calling her a bad person

[@Gxxld]

@@wil.d_sageyeah shes tryna make us feel bad that we speakin facts

[@Banana-hk2tb]

The worst part is, I checked the video. Some people genuinely do. Some could possibly be joking, or satire, but there’s somebody out there who really does feel bad for her.

[@lucy-plays1913]

fr

[@Wanderlust_Adventures]

Its gross that shes trying to justify her behaviour when there’s literal proof shes a kiddy groomer

[@ShellyChasingBub_Mae]

gibberish be like 1:59

[@scared.of_ants]

lmao frr 2:06

[@a_valid_weirdo]

I love that it starts out sped up since the whole point of her video is built on a lie

[@a_valid_weirdo]

Oh wait I’m an idiot, I accidentally already had the video sped up from my previous watch of another video 🤦‍♀️

[@HYDROLOVER216]

@@a_valid_weirdo What are the odds-

[@wristythrone114]

@@a_valid_weirdo i think bro put too little skill points into intelligence

[@真理ッ]

@@a_valid_weirdoshould change the name to a_valid_idiot

[@MeevinEdge]

​@@wristythrone114 bro needed 0 inteligence to say that

[@CuriusGorg]

the fact she said "changed my behavior and took accountability" and she turned into inaudible squeaking 😂

[@hnichole]

The absolute chaos between the calm of 2:16 and how wild 2:17-2:20 is has me dying omg, this is a work of art.

[@__strangeluke__]

The way here eyes just spring from left to right like a cartoon character fuckin’ sends me. lmao

[@conrisioner]

Fr it is just too funny

[@ustazkamarulzamanbinideres4759]

Hey everybody i found someone new to harass, She did something that I do not like in her past, So everybody gather round cus we're about to attack! But not based on facts, oh no! Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers in the key, You dont need any armor when you can hide behind thhe screen, So shoot me down quick and then click and bam, The reputations deceased

[@RandyMarshIsKewl]

I cackled at this comment 💀

[@FaizatheTempest]

Her eyes went like ➡️⬅️➡️⬅️

[@Pumpken-12]

The fact that the original video is like 10 minutes long and this one that is sped up every time she lies literally just paints the picture about how she really is a manipulator

[@jaki5564]

You could also speed up the video where she says "it has been a while since you saw my face" and "at least you're having fun"

[@RaghuvirVarma]

Or “I took a break”, because she was touring prior to this video, just when the allegations were beginning to get heated up.

[@That_one_Kirby_fan]

Bro turned into an animal crossing character💀

[@Cruxlsvmmer_213]

Fr

[@Celeste_513]

Omg that’s so true 😂

[@darkvaderlol3972]

I think she really got her point across at 2:25 to me it was very inspiring to here her speak about how she felt with the "rumors" spreading around the internet.

[@dexynoodle5712]

All I hear is 🖥💻💻🖥💻🖥💻

[@ILiveInYourWalls143]

All I hear is 🐁🐁🐁🐭🐭

[@Mysta_cat]

All i hear is the spongebob phone sound effects

[@hiiiiiiiiiiiii1000-n2t]

it went from 🐭🐭🐀🐀 to 🖥️💻

[@FaizatheTempest]

All I hear is 🦟🦟🦟

[@esclance]

"I hope you're having fun" *speeds up*

[@Meha.S]

The Craziest part is the fact that she is a mother and has children- Like how could she not.. I'm genuinely scared for her children...

[@branil7541]

man someone take those kids from her

[@jesuusch]

Her and Shane Dawson should be investigated…

[@JustARandomHuman-py4oj]

Wait she is?!

[@tokimaeki]

SHE HAS KIDS??????????

[@amelia_paige]

@@tokimaekishe has three. flynn(4), wesley(1), and maisy(1). her brother also has six kids, Bailey (15), Jacob (13), Parker (10), Duncan (6), Luke (3) & Teddy (1).

[@greeniscoollol]

My cat came in the room suddenly with a bewildered look on his face, he's terrified...

[@sebosemi]

BAHAHA

[@amandapanda5087]

Lol, poor cat

[@alexandria2112]

But is he Persian and do you have another one

[@Psychoholic_]

The fact that she lies so much that there is no sound at the end because of the fastness makes it even more terrifying

[@MISAKI-tc5me]

I watched this then realized my playback speed was x2

[@GOOBD4NDYSW0RLD]

She’s so good at lying that even the parents didn’t believe that their child was getting groomed

[@IAmEvilScary4]

X pfp spotted

[@Beetle-y2k]

x.

[@GOOBD4NDYSW0RLD]

I’ve been spotted gotta go on the run again 🏃🏽‍♀️

[@OutOfIdeas9977]

No way it’s X and 4

[@onyx.000]

love how she wen’t from normal, to nightcore, to cinderella’s rats, to animal crossing characters talking, to a scratched record💀💀

[@finalhexgirl]

This is such an amazing example of how narcissistic word salad means absolutely nothing.

[@im_a_simp_for_Daphne]

The way this video is 5 times shorter than the original one explains a lot.

[@chobbis3]

the fact that this was originally a five hour video reallysaysalotabouther

[@Diamond40000]

Nah it was 100 hours long

[@shakiragoofygal]

​@@JimmyTheTurtle-hz3kqan unfunny joke

[@personincognito3989]

To the Op Bahaha

[@joshua8483]

HE DIDNT SAY I COULDNT SIIIINGGGG

[@luchirimoya]

Girlie plagiarized Victorious and thought we wouldn't notice sjfkskf

[@Mulchgang4life]

​@@luchirimoyaLMAO

[@hxnnxh77]

Watching this on x2 speed is a power move for only the bravest of our species

[@_Bezuga_4269]

Lmao true

[@TurkiElxer]

Well apparently I’m one of them. lol

[@Ieatworlds-j6k]

I did

[@Cleight87]

I'm brave then >:]

[@ZombieEngineer1]

I am brave

[@jokeisnonexistent6045]

i felt so bad for the pr team, i just know this put at least 2 of them in a coma 💀

[@randominoh]

I’ll never get over the fact she thought she did something there and everybody would be reacting like "aww poor girl we’ve been too harsh on her we should change" like no. She lives in a movie, and it’s the same movie Amber Heard thought she was in when she gave that testimony during the trial.

[@awkwardbean1504]

What in the Disney Channel Original Film was she thinking??

[@lovesum1n]

@@awkwardbean1504FR LMAO

[@C00l_Sillyst3r]

@@awkwardbean1504LMAO, YOU DID NOT DO DISNEY LIKE THAT ☠️

[@ICantThinkOfANam3]

I forgot about that trial- What even happened during that trial I barely remember everything abt it cuz my memory is worse than dogshit 💀

[@vidim4788]

"My dog stepped on a bee😧😭."

[@goostatoo]

I love how at the end she lies so much her voice doen't even register anymore 😂💀😂

[@phourngkanithanamao8798]

The fact it almost sped up every time she says a word is just 💀

[@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_II]

Now you know every single little word she says is nothing but lies too.

[@letmethinkaboutit2460]

0:50 I swear I heard a dumb ways to die parody sounding like this.

[@Saad844]

I love the part when she says she wants to talk about just the facts, and then it clearly speeds up right after hahahahaha

[@slimematteo]

Can we have a lie counter please?

[@Diamond40000]

YEA

[@BhappyD]

She broke it.

[@Bright_Berry-Roi]

the scale gon be over 9,000,000,000

[@Stormlywing]

@@BhappyD because She lied about her TEAM message ( im sure Colleen is the only owner of this TEAM she said about ) She can`t not say it but can make music

[@WizardToby]

This very very very quickly escalates into unintelligible chittering because of the sheer amount of unaccountably and lies.

[@neelomach]

2:12 Me speeding up time so my sims get their music skills maxed