Colleen Ballinger - Toxic Gossip Train (Lyrics)

[@abbysome10]

The fact that she never actually focuses on the stuff she did wrong, but rather blames everything on how the internet works and people gossip is absolutely hilarious.

[@charlottecollins2956]

Exactly. Also did I miss something bc she’s saying she’s being attacked over a fart joke but I haven’t heard anyone talk about that? They’re just talking about the screenshots.

[@letirz]

@@charlottecollins2956she’s referring to a time during one of her live shows where she brought up an underage fan to the stage and spread her legs and when she spread her legs a fart sound was made. the fan in questioned talked about how they felt so insecure afterwards to the point where leaving the venue of the show felt unsafe because of the amount of looks she got from everyone there

[@someone-wx4ww]

@@letirz yup. the fan was wearing a dress too which makes it worse

[@Conangray101]

I don’t know about hilarious but yea.

[@charlottecollins2956]

@@letirz okay cool I’ve seen the girl talk about that, but I didn’t hear about the fart part so I thought it was a different story. Thank you though! My sister used to be obsessed with her and it is so sad to see what she’s been doing the whole time.

[@kylemoder7550]

It's still insane she made this. She had to think through these lyrics, practice a few times, sit down and set up the camera, perform this, watch it through at least once, and STILL post it. I haven't thought of Miranda Sings for years, I would have never known the allegations if she didnt do this.

[@melisamongoose]

I never even heard of her before she made this

[@Idrinkthebloodoftheguilty]

​@@melisamongooseI heard about her a few timed before this but never watched her content before this lol

[@duggyfresh8899]

Ok but I guess you didn't listen to the song. It was really good I wouldn't have forgave her if she wouldn't have done this.

[@leopereira4718]

I mean hey, if you’re gonna go out, might as well go out with a bang lol

[@MogwaiToboggan]

narcissist be like that

[@oogabooga7177]

i’m begging someone to make a karaoke track for this 😭

[@Gold--]

Best idea here

[@The_Creeps_In_The_Bushes]

Saaaaaaame

[@Libbyyy_ann]

Sing King is probably on it

[@desireesdaisy]

I literally came to comment "Gonna use this one for my next karaoke night!"😭

[@oogabooga7177]

@@desireesdaisy THATS WHAT I WANNA USE THIS FOR LMAO 😭😭

[@Once_Rose]

her favorite chord is definitely A minor Edit: KENDRICK STOLE FROM ME AND I’M FAMOUS!!

[@croftling]

It's D minor

[@Lil_Bee__-v-]

YALL STOOOPPP 💀💀💀😂

[@bundleisgone2763]

​@@Lil_Bee__-v-i c no minors

[@Whyyyyyyyy_Not]

We all F*ed up

[@waffleyy_]

That took me a second to get lmfao

[@mariahjahanbakhsh171]

As an actual aunt (I’m 25 years old) with 10 nieces and nephews ranging between the ages of 5 months old to 14 years old I can assure you none of my sisters or me have behaved this way with children

[@KwikBR]

i think that's normal

[@DABIGVIEWS781]

0:26 made me let me go here forever😂

[@robertwelch2443]

You lie

[@Limestone707]

​@@ErZi-uo7fmsame, but they definitly aint creepy

[@King-Trevin-King-Beau]

@@Limestone707fax

[@caffchoco]

Thanks Colleen! Now we all know what to absolutely never do as an apology! Really helpful and educational!

[@socknabof6288]

Are you kidding? This was The BEST APOLOGY VIDEO EVER. HA! This audio will be viral for years.

[@harmonyhava]

@@socknabof6288 maybe he stalk about the collen was an liar

[@AmberleyMcbay-yh4jb]

​@@harmonyhavathey are just sarcastic

[@harmonyhava]

@@AmberleyMcbay-yh4jb a ok

[@socknabof6288]

@@harmonyhava Was that even english??? did you have a stroke??? AM I having a stroke????

[@amayarosepitbulls7531]

imagine grooming children, laughing abt it , admitting it , and then publishing turning it into a song ??

[@amyrosadohtf8414]

What's sad is she didn't even admit it she was denying it

[@lithia4483]

​@@Ze-fw1bgShe didn't say the word grooming but she admitted to talking to fans in an appropriate way. There are many screenshots proving that.

[@Blocker66]

@@lithia4483She does mention grooming at 6:16

[@kingmac6638]

​@@lithia4483groomed those Persian cats

[@lithia4483]

@@Blocker66 I meant that she didn't admit to grooming

[@ChrisDubss619]

Can someone make a metal cover of this

[@riv3r_mango705]

I NEED THIS

[@m.c.k.a.y.l.a5356]

Someone please 🙌💀

[@moonbear-fc6jn]

I NEED THIS MORE!!!

[@Abs0408]

PLEASE

[@LiamSavesTheDay]

Me and my friends are planning to do this💀

[@MC-pj9rt]

Thank you for this! I didn’t want to watch her actual video and the on screen lyrics were nice.

[@mintzyt9763]

u want captions?

[@Tabbi07]

Yes I agree I didn’t wanna give her views but I wanted to see this Sorry excuse for a song

[@thelifeofabi2338]

I agree I wanted to see how bad her apology was but not give her any views

[@SquishmallowInDisguise]

Samee

[@PoisonedTea9]

Same

[@SquishmallowInDisguise]

Since I don’t wanna support her video and give her extra views, I’ll watch this.

[@FatalTweek99]

Same

[@JunggukJeon-rn5cp]

Same

[@MemeLatte]

Same

[@basicallyblobbity4226]

Same

[@shoko._.520]

Same 💀

[@bird.brainsss]

this is the worst youtube apology ever i love it

[@cecib8081]

Lol me to

[@janopotato0151]

Why is everyone calling this video an apology video? She didn’t apologise so why is it considered an apology video?

[@bird.brainsss]

@janopotato0151 it technically is. she tried to apologize but she just...didnt

[@kingmac6638]

​@@bird.brainsssshe didn't apologize for anything, she stated she's just a victim of the toxic gossip train and has nothing to apologize for

[@meltedchees]

When I grow up I want to make a real life toxic gossip train

[@khaarizzz]

she's not JUST the weird aunt" she's the one *"who wants to do something gross with his nieces and nephews, call it funny, then denies it when confronted about his nieces and nephew's childhood trauma"* :)

[@emi_emileemile_]

Your comment is too tier on describing her lol

[@khaarizzz]

@emi_emileemile_ thank you! :)

[@Jason-bogart]

Yes

[@hardboiledaleks9012]

anything you want to talk about bro??

[@crazyomar62]

aunts do it too i hear. just not as much

[@gatysimp666]

WE GETTING OUT OF THE MINORS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Hamstersandw1ch]

NAW SHE GETTIN THE MINORS IN HER 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gatysimp666]

@@Hamstersandw1ch that’s crazy ☠️☠️

[@REALfourbfb]

NAW THE MINORS GET HER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥

[@evilpossessedcat9572]

AHAHAHA FR 💀💀💀💀

[@JetstreamSamReal]

First she gotta get out of the minors' dms

[@creativeusername1000]

This isn't "I'm sorry for my actions," you know, the way apologies happen This is literally ten minutes of "hey can we all just stop talking about it?"

[@socknabof6288]

I'm pretty sure the point of her song is that she didnt do those things? Why would she apologize? Wouldn't that be contradictory??

[@azliaheaven]

all the drama for a fart joke

[@croftling]

​@@azliaheavennot just that

[@ThatOneGirle]

​@@azliaheavenShe groomed children. Also the fart "joke?" Its deeper than that. She had an underage minor go up on stage while their legs were spread and wearing a dress while a fart noise played

[@screamingandcrying5237]

@@socknabof6288 well she did and there’s proof, hag

[@cawmusic]

chords are G, G7, C, and D7. sometimes the D7 is replaced with a Cm.

[@waddledottz]

A C MINOR??!???! HAHAHAHAHA

[@oogabooga7177]

she definitely saw a couple of minors 😭

[@cawmusic]

@@waddledottz omg i wish i thought of that lmao

[@moonbear-fc6jn]

It scares me that you took time to comment this(no hate btw)

[@cawmusic]

@@moonbear-fc6jn lol dont worry. it takes like 30 seconds to figure out if you know ukulele chords

[@garyh951]

“I’m not a groomer just a loser” catchest line ever

[@ccntrainkid]

She's both

[@RajiSudharmaSoman]

Colleen is DEFINITELY both

[@applesauce117]

The “apology” video is absolutely disgusting. She is an adult. She shouldn’t be blaming people for things she started. Absolutely disappointed

[@ThatOneT-Guy]

​@dylan4926sent an underaged boy her underwear, asked for an ass pic & favorite sex position in a group chat filled with underage people, made an underage person stick their hands inside of her pants, and probably more but those are the ones that I believe and confident about the most

[@socknabof6288]

You have very little sense of comedy

[@ThatOneT-Guy]

@@socknabof6288 how is it comedy for a 30+ year old woman to interact innapropiately towards underaged children?

[@socknabof6288]

@@ThatOneT-Guy I think it's a comedy that people like you expect an apology from someone you've never interacted with irl and have no business sticking your nose into. You're upset for everyone else and are so stuck up your own ass that you can see the humor in a situation like this, (p.s. get a life, lol)

[@IDontKnowYou..]

@dylan4926 She was inappropriate with children

[@C0metm]

WE MAKIN’ IT INTO COURT WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@DaniellasLovleyCat]

LMAFO 😭😭

[@DanielaBodoh]

WE GETTIN INTO A MINOR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@200821angel]

😂

[@tropogd9547]

Currently learning the lyrics to this for my audition to the Lion King Jr. 😀

[@marialovestoread6506]

Pls give an update on whether you got the part or not

[@socknabof6288]

. . . damn... kid you just killed me like Im actually dead. I remember auditioning for that musical years ago. (P.S. You should let me know what part you get! Knock 'em silly!)

[@grass9055]

i hope you get the part

[@harmonyhava]

go

[@tropogd9547]

@@marialovestoread6506 I auditioned for Ed and I did get the role! The show ended up amazing and we all did great! It was a really funny audition.

[@srschriver]

That ukulele says "I'm sorry," but those eyes are saying, "I wonder how much dalmatian fur I would need to make a matching set of gloves and scarf..."

[@saoranachnah-alba723]

Lmfao

[@xedeanz9324]

Don't you dare insult cruella like that, at least she wasn't a groomer

[@thatonearoace]

⁠@@xedeanz9324 Cruella was the true “Not a groomer, just a looser” 😌

[@Chozenn0ne.gc2]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF MANIPULATION STATION WITH THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@DraconicFlower-mz5lw]

She's the guy punching tickets at manipulation station

[@Chozenn0ne.gc2]

@@DraconicFlower-mz5lw underrated response

[@Mrmysterious-dj1ov]

She the one driving the 🚂 it would great if show herself sing to herself in the mirror 🪞 would all made sense 😮

[@penniesfromheavon]

I want to be sitting in the courtroom when the jury watches this… she just left the group chat a few days ago…sending porn, nudes, promoting anorexia, grooming and more. It’s terrifying that she has access to three young children. She’s delusional and feels no remorse for any of this…

[@EDPs_cupcake111]

Bro we making it out of jail with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@garyh951]

BRO💀💀💀💀💀

[@thedorkarts4481]

ty for posting this I wanted to watch the apology but I was not gonna let her gain views and money for her “apology”

[@kakeemakeup5845]

This has dumb ways to die vibes

[@sunshine20yearsago51]

Omg yess

[@friedcatfood]

Dumb ways to kill your career

[@garyh951]

“Dumb ways to lie”

[@pupcak3]

Omg you’re right 💀

[@Kanadeyoisakilovesyou]

Frfrfrfr

[@waddledottz]

I cannot stop listening to this and I hate myself for that

[@Supergirl9909]

toxic gossip traaaiiinn 🎶🎶

[@saladviolator]

It reminds me of gabbie hannahs roast yourself harder song lol

[@eddieray]

It's extremely catchy. Can't blame you.

[@BellyTheGoob502]

Same 😭

[@HouseholdDog]

It's pure genius.

[@ToasterInABox]

[Spoken] Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? [Chorus] All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun [Spoken] Uh, hi, everyone I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen Here we go Many years ago, I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know? And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea!" And you're like "Ehhh" Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird [Verse 1] I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird of me I haven't done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability [Spoken] But that's not very interesting, is it? [Chorus] So let's go on the toxic gossip train The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steamroll over someone's reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize That the train is made of lies and that person you despise Maybe didn't deserve to die But hey, at least you're havin' fun [Spoken] In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes And is something that I will continue to try t- what? Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay [Verse 2] I thought you wanted me to take accountability But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise [Spoken] Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video "She's gaslighting, manipulating!" "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!" "I would never make a mistake like that." [Verse 3] Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout [Verse 4] "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like, in her past So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack" But not based on facts, oh no Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam My reputation's deceased [Spoken] Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings You know the one, yeah her Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website [Verse 5] And it's always been that way And that's why you won't find my videos on the KZbin Kids app Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable With their families watching my KZbin videos or coming to my live shows Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes But was my intention to manipulate? No [Spoken] It doesn't really matter what my intention was 'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children So, I just wanted to say that, um The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser [Verse 6] Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little And take accountability And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity [Spoken] I really, really appreciate you, thank you For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit [Chorus] The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation Toxic gossip train You got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey Hope you had some fun [Spoken] Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know Let me try to help, um [Outro] Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human It just makes them a human [Spoken] But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

[@lauramessy]

okay you need to tell me did you write all that or someone else did it because I'm impressed

[@TerminatedAccount.]

ily

[@c1rrusirl]

69

[@Roblox_willy_cool]

The ending ain't no way 💀

[@ToesJr]

I salute you for listening to the whole thing

[@vivvid8561]

5:20 You’re so right, Colleen!! Because it doesn’t matter what your intension was. YOU STILL GROOMED CHILDREN.

[@nottachannell69420]

Agreed, also she pretty much only says she didn’t manipulate the children, but she still groomed them

[@Mar1hiko]

song still catchy tho

[@ayoayostupid4841]

I don't even know what she did lmao but in this song she just looks like someone who tries to showcase themselves as a victim of the big bad internet to be seen as the victim when they're not

[@vibrantgleam]

She groomed minors and sent lingire to a 13 y/o at the time. She got a young girl to spread her legs on the stage infront of thousands of people. There's alot of things she has done that I cannot squeeze into one comment.

[@weirdtaylorswiftplaylist-yh5rs]

She groomed children

[@Wolfstar_is_just_perfect]

She groomed kids

[@envysoulz77-pm5ie]

she groomed minors

[@thatonearoace]

Somehow it gets worse after learning what she did (The “Fart joke” line is, imo, the worst in context)

[@oliverdavis2422]

She sang about cancel culture not her situation😭😭😭

[@jin_jinnie]

Her making an apology video with her talking instead of singing would most likely still not make us forgive her but it would be a TINY bit better because it would show that she actually feels ashamed for what she did, but NOO lets sing our hearts out like I didn’t make minors uncomfortable in the worst way

[@Tabbi07]

Imagine acting like the victim in this? Like wth??? Im very happy that the creator of this vid made it so i don’t have to give her views so thank you for that!

[@thelifeofabi2338]

Best worst youtube apology. She's doing a great job of blaming everyone else for being exposed for something gross and weird.

[@ott1e._bit3z]

The beat; 🦄🍬🍭💓☺️ The lyrics; 😨😨😨💀💀

[@theluckiesteh9058]

What I really don't like and what's a recurring thing in these apology videos from people who've clearly done inexcusable things is that they don't really apologize or take responsibility for their actions. I feel that the reason why these people blame everything but themselves is because they're afraid of the consequences and afraid of losing everything near and dear to them, clearly unaware that they've hurt others and don't understand the effects of their actions. I honestly think these people should understand that they've harmed others and they should own up to what they've done regardless of whatever consequences come their way. Honestly, what is wrong saying that you fucked up?

[@bamibami2341]

I agreee

[@socknabof6288]

Wait... someone else has done this??? Who? Im so used to people just faking their way through some tears in a false apology video

[@DarthFloof1990]

There are people out there that are not sorry. They dont care how many people they hurt as long as they get what they want and they will do ANYTHING to avoid accountability for anything ever... because they dont feel bad. No guilt whatsoever. Turning things into a joke, like she did.

[@rillieskyla298]

I think they understand they've hurt people, they just don't care.

[@thatonearoace]

Tbh I think they’d do a lot better if they did take accountability instead of playing into the “KZbinr Apology Bingo” cards. Like they might actually be forgiven (Only some, cases like these are going to have to go the “wait until the internet has moved on” route)

[@xoustra3015]

The song is actually catchy tho

[@al1088aa]

IKR!! lol

[@Supergirl9909]

“but they didn’t say i couldn’t siiiiiing” -cat valentine -colleen ballinger

[@mintzyt9763]

Thank you. I didn’t need this for singing but I needed it to see what she said. I couldn’t hear what she said at all.

[@stev6963]

All jokes and criticisms aside, from a musical perspective the part from 4:16 to 4:40 sounds really good and catchy lol. Specifically the part where she sings “your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys, you don’t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen” sounds really good. One could even say: bars.

[@skzifls]

that is the power of the minor fourth

[@stev6963]

@@skzifls i’m going to assume that’s real music theory and not a pun on the word minor. Lol.

[@skzifls]

@@stev6963 oh yup, it's actually a really common chord, you could google it and you would find a lof of examples, Radiohead use it a lot in Creep btw

[@frogsit_]

im watching this so i don’t give her money

[@coolkid85whiteout2.0]

Fr

[@shoko._.520]

Me too 💀💀

[@rusty_shower_head5123]

Her legal team is facepalming so fucking hard lmfaaoooo

[@cybersai5567]

I'm not a groomer! Just a loser ://...

[@iluvcrystals]

it's giving "im so awkward>_

[@emniaa4440]

In my bony little back 🥹

[@dinonuggies.aesthetic]

@@emniaa4440that part was so cringy

[@Popularmango10245]

Youre just the teen girl cancel mob who doesnt have the intellectual capscity of honesty to judge a situation

[@MustacheCashStash125]

She’s both of those

[@charlottiehaha]

thanks for posting this so i can make a wilbur soot ai cover

[@aya12387]

10:07 still waiting for the apology

[@LemonxEdits]

FR

[@Wolfstar_is_just_perfect]

Same

[@ducktergeometrydash1648]

Too bad she did stuff wrong because this song is a BANGER!🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Louie42069]

A CHILD banger?

[@ilyas2825]

She should play this on a piano all in A minor because she loves hitting on them

[@MandyCandy-z6c]

​@@ilyas2825you did not

[@DEMONIC_L3NA]

​@@ilyas2825 naur✋🏻😭🔪

[@Suriganda]

these replies are crazy

[@strangerbea4167]

I think if your 'team' knew that you were gonna come sing about this they would have told you to just make a video instead

[@BoosBakery]

Whenever my social anxiety kicks in, I watch this. It comforts me knowing there's no way anything I could have done will even be a fraction of this socially unaware 😂

[@kidsschool1515]

This might be bad but it’s kinda good

[@Royally_Wonderful]

Y'all her voice is actually so pretty 😍 On mute 🧍🏽‍♀️

[@katiehensley290]

😂

[@Simplychipci]

💀💀

[@Robloxian.Man.]

Unfunny 💀

[@Royally_Wonderful]

@@Robloxian.Man. Just like your content 😍

[@synthcoded]

^^^ Can you stop using “unfunny 💀” it’s so goddamn overused and obnoxious af ,, keep your opinions to yourself lmfao

[@busywatch]

"even though my team told me to not to say what i want to say I recently realised that they never said that i couldnt sing what i wanna say" *galaxy brain intesifies*

[@jessiballet]

I love how she completely missed the "apology" concept

[@BratzFan730]

Damn whats even more sad is that this song is actually a bop

[@Data_nothuman]

6:18 I CAN'T WITH THIS 😭😭😭

[@syturner5655]

she has a kid put his hand down her pants on stage, spreads a girls legs (also on stage), and sends a 13 year old her underwear then claims they were 'stupid mistakes'... sounds perfectly reasonable to me /s

[@mister_silent6]

And people claim that's grooming.

[@YourLocalMackerel]

@@mister_silent6 it's pedophilia hellooooo

[@handle82828.]

@@mister_silent6ks it’s pedophilia

[@ryandunn837]

He was 17. He worked for her. It wasn't hers it was brand new. And the girl was wearing spandex pants, it was a fart joke.

[@a_little_demon]

​@@ryandunn837what colleen did is still wrong !

[@cecib8081]

I hate how the song is so catchy

[@Jess-wp1td]

so shoot me down quick in the click and bam

[@levig6375]

Am i the only one that sings the chorus in their head randomly sometimes. Its genuinly catchy😂

[@regav62]

Such a good melody wasted for such bad lyrics

[@MarxrileyAoki]

​​@@regav62I think the lyrics are good, the metaphors about trains too are genuinely good😭 I think God accidentally gave the talent to the wrong person.

[@Limestone707]

​@@MarxrileyAoki MOST of the message in the chorus are deep and agreeable

[@anthonymort5202]

Only reason i'm here is to listen to the chorus

[@Seazured]

Making a 10 minute song is actually dedication honestly

[@ThisTrollFaceHasDrip]

WE BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@trashfromhell6977]

thanks for re-uploading so i can view for meme purposes without supporting cauldron ballinger

[@giarph]

i love cauldron ballinger 🧙‍♀️

[@ghostoftheunknown8618]

This song has no right to have catchy lyrics. I'm gonna steal some of the lyrics and make my own song, this could be a fire breakup song without the crappy bits

[@raineatscheese]

Fr

[@squirleyg55]

At 6:31 it is so obvious she is rethinking her life choices

[@shpelunky]

the song kinda slaps tho 😭😭😭😭

[@TheRobloxQasim]

I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you so much this may just be what i needed.

[@ShakeBabiesAndEatPaint]

"how could such a bacon do such a thing" truly inspired

[@Massivebloop]

I ain't reading all that

[@TheRobloxQasim]

@@Massivebloop its an option

[@ShakeBabiesAndEatPaint]

@@TheRobloxQasim "the sound of bacon scraping the floor"

[@MandyCandy-z6c]

NOT THE AI GENERATED

[@snail8755]

im only at 3:00 and omfg theres 7 more minutes of this

[@SkibidiMewingMaster]

The part yall want: 6:15

[@Krisbykreme_vr]

0:15 is crazy

[@handle82828.]

WE GETTING OUT OF THE CHILDREN WITH THIS BANGER 🗣️🔥🔥

[@Hamstersandw1ch]

NAW SHE GETTING THE CHILDREN IN HER 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@GOOFYCAT182]

NAH SHE THECHILD BANGER

[@handle82828.]

WE PLAYING IN A MINOR FOR THIS ONE 🥶🥶🔥🔥

[@obsidianpearl_222]

someone should put this song on genius.. LMAO

[@charlottesweb5964]

You gotta wonder how many times she recorded this to get the emotions just right. Because everything, even the pauses, feels heavily scripted. Like that very last pause so she could talk about "mistakes not making you a bad person." That wasn't a "maybe I should add this" moment, that was a clear "pause for effect" moment.

[@_miamour5]

what is this girl even talking abt 😭😭

[@The.Living.Dead.Gurl0233]

I can’t believe she hasn’t deleted this. I’d have died of embarrassment.

[@yuzurukys]

Legitimately thank you for this I couldn’t understand anything she was saying lololo

[@Halcyon_games]

Honestly the most creative mental breakdown.

[@savanna5708]

Thanks for this! I just didn't want to add any views or interaction on her post because she doesn't deserve it.

[@Heartsforrin]

2x speed is just beautiful

[@rhinestone_editz1527]

ONGGGG

[@Q.Brainrot]

Thanks for this! I didnt want to give her video a view or engage with the video :•)

[@bluebary3932]

I will because I want to see how many dislikes her video has or how many comments or video has

[@kennedylorenzen4883]

This will forever HAUNT the Internet

[@alextheegg6653]

🔥 💯 making it out the elementary school with this one 💯🔥

[@Sophie-e6c]

1:05 yeah you definitely should’ve listened to your team there…

[@iilovesleep]

This isn’t even an apology video she does not say sorry even once

[@Yawnford]

I feel so horrible, this is actually a banger

[@applesauce117]

This video is so disgusting. She is an adult. I get it no one is perfect, but don’t blame people for things you started.

[@evelynhall9085]

In My BoNy LiTtLe BaCk

[@fatherstretchmyhandspt2]

someone needs to make a lofi version of this

[@TJA_W]

Why does this lowkey hit

[@eulanfransman]

Lol, all i wanna is how long she took to memorise the song or did she make that up on the spot 😂😂😂

[@tireddiver]

shes reading off a screen :)

[@dinonuggies.aesthetic]

yeah transcipt

[@Alex-lz6eq]

If this song wasn’t about what it’s about, it’d be a vibe.

[@davestridr]

who else boarding the toxic gossip train rn 😝

[@1ky4sg]

Ngl this song is good lmbo

[@1ky4sg]

Ik what she did btw

[@lenauryaur]

6:15 WHEN THE BEAT DROPPED I WAS JUST… AUGH

[@enterguavastuff]

on a purely musical standpoint, this is kind of fire actually

[@Charlottetheadventurer]

Iike actally😭

[@Jodus_MacGotuss]

i dont really agree, the music is a little boring and repetitive imo. but you do you.

[@enterguavastuff]

@@Jodus_MacGotuss eh. i like the lyrics, especially the part near the start of each chorus where she sounds like she's going insane

[@Jodus_MacGotuss]

@@enterguavastuff I gotta 100% disagree with you there. these lyrics are absurd and insanely inappropriate.

[@strawdolltech]

Whoever want the viral part here you go- 6:14 - 6:21

[@berkley8390]

I miss Jenna Marbles and her actual apologies

[@If-All-Else-Fails...]

Without the controversial stuff this song is fire af🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶

[@reallyepicguy]

SONG OF THE SUMMER

[@jenniferh7297]

Hardly 🙄😬

[@gamer20k85]

The funny thing is that the video is called an apology, but really it’s just her telling us that we’re wrong

[@cute.catESSA]

“I’m sure you’re disappointed in my sh!tty little song” yeah, WE ARE

[@Miner49r]

I love how her team legit told her to shut up, she said no and she dug herself to china

[@getrealwith_edie]

6:15 WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR

[@Kat_TheENAfan]

Omg yeah lol

[@Nikolai.s_RightToenail]

Finally, a stamp