My Awful Disneyland Date With A Jerk

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[@sophiachristine1155]

When Flynn watches this when he grows up he’s going to be like “You lied to me!” (About the advent) it’s still so adorable though!

[@laurencethielemans6411]

I think that there is going to be waaaaaay too much footage, that he’s not gonna care about the videos when he’s older. 😅

[@chelseamoore9206]

I know right

[@marisolgutierrez491]

Am I the only one that read the "you lied to me" in korys impersonating flynn voice?? 🤣

[@sophiachristine1155]

@@marisolgutierrez491 I didn’t but that is precious!

[@jjjjj4787]

I always think of him watching these he is gonna have a LOOOOOOT of emotions and opinions I think 😂😂

[@cassidyjane2212]

Flynn got so jealous every time just Colleen and Erik were ballroom dancing together 😂

[@tessa5039]

Loved that hahaha it was so cute. Also love your pfp 😏😉❤

[@alicecollins9821]

Love the profile pic💗

[@freya1710]

I used to when I was little

[@paulmays3156]

Thank you I know I'm cute thank you paul

[@paulmays3156]

Are there I like that cool bubba cool bubba that's awesome he's cute big guy

[@jordynrichard6335]

Colleen: he was very nice The title : Disney date with a JERK

[@Linz001]

Jordyn Richard ikr LOL

[@zozodioz]

I literally thought the *same* thing

[@gavincoyle1296]

Title

[@ME-vz2pd]

I am not trying to be that person but COLLEEN’S name is not coleen it is Colleen

[@koastergirl3306]

I was gonna comment that!!!

[@Kristina-cl6kr]

No better way to friendzone someone than by signing off a message "peace out home skillet" HAHAHAHA love it

[@teamartina.S6786]

Yes! Lol😂

[@sydneyabarientos821]

"peace out home skillet" -Colleen Ballinger sum 13 years ago ish

[@LunaSteele]

2007

[@teamartina.S6786]

Yes! I was like just going to comment that thanks! Lol

[@iloveeeeeecats]

We love that

[@hxneyedbellsss]

i died when she said that😂

[@ellsnation22]

That was literally when I was born

[@nadsss249]

Literally felt like I was talking and laughing with a friend when you were telling that story

[@brycenalmgren1653]

SAME

[@garzafam8065]

Agreed

[@rachelotremba8100]

Same! That's one of the many reasons I absolutely love Colleen's vlogs ❤😊

[@MandieZangora]

I just had a feeding tube change yesterday and have felt really sick since then but this made my whole day and I’m so thankful for these vlogs ♥️ I know she won’t see this but she helped me all through 2020, through my health declining, getting covid, ending up in the ICU, the stress of the state of the country, everything. You’re the bomb 😘😂♥️ I have been wanting to send her a letter but I’ve been so nervous. My service dog was born a month before your Flynn and I announced that I was naming him Flynn (as in Flynn Rider from tangled because Ive been basically stuck home/bed bound and was hoping that he could help me “break out of my tower” and help my life begin) a couple days before you announced that you named your adorable munchkin Flynn and I’ve loved watching them both grow up and I hope someday they can meet in person ♥️ Anyways, love you all so so much!!! Ps I’m 29 and I’m the same I just can’t deal with the whole dating game and dating “rules” and have only had 1 boyfriend who was my best friends brother and even though I didn’t really have feelings for him I was 25 and afraid I was going to be perpetually single forever and he was a nice guy so I figured I might as well okay peace out home skillets 🤣✌🏻😘

[@raphaelaberson5923]

The way Fylnn's face lights up when it time for advent is so cute!

[@leaharmbruster6047]

Colleen: “yeah it was fun and comfy” Everyone: OMG THIS DUUUUUUDE. We remember him😂

[@annemiek1402]

@Mia Lp Well maybe he isn't a jerk but it was jerk behaviour for sure lol

[@timbennett4016]

Colleen:show it to the camera STUFFS CAR INTO THE ADVENT CALENDAR

[@ibarrowcliff]

"Peace out home skillet" I love that more than anything. Oml

[@lorayawestrik7167]

Flynn's mind: "Mom is sitting at the family room table and has set up her camera..." Flynn: "ADVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@mickeyyoung1258]

There was a thing where dancers copied the moves that a toddler did when they dance. Itd be super cute to see you, eric, and kory do this.

[@stephaniechaparro]

Yes! On James Corden's talk show. He had the funniest segments lol It was him and a celebrity copying the toddler's dance moves.

[@jamiesolano287]

“Dingle my lingle” sounds dirty lol.

[@lillysdumblife3687]

Omg why does it tho

[@braelyn9635]

It does😄

[@mwag2934]

omg it really does haha

[@Queefingwizard]

You just have dirty minds aha

[@kylie-9778]

I see that out of context and now I’m screaming- It sounds a lil too dirty

[@rdidri]

Flynn’s dancing skill and repertoire of dance moves has increased so much!

[@amandaaivettee]

But didn’t he want to know if you had a boyfriend and said that he really liked you but then says he doesn’t want anything more than friends?? Bruh I stay confused by men lmao

[@snatchedbatch4311]

And they say were sooo confusing!

[@katieakin9397]

I think that means he didn’t enjoy the date as much as he imagined he would...thank goodness bc now she has Erik!

[@eveelizabeth8404]

Ikr I'm glad I'm a lesbian

[@amandaaivettee]

@@eveelizabeth8404 ayyy im bi so it’s not all bad lmao

[@eveelizabeth8404]

@@amandaaivettee yass another member of the alphabet mafia! 🏳️‍🌈

[@TwinsTry]

Plot twist: Flynn does actually know you put one of his own toys in the advent but he’s too sweet to spoil it for Colleen

[@Gracelyn222]

Lol yes wouldn’t be suprised

[@hi-yz1yv]

YESSS LMAOOO

[@maryamalkhlaqi1576]

+ he looked at the view finder and saw her puting the thing in the box😂lol

[@kazerjoshua]

i am bothered by erik wearing his shoes inside the house !! my asian feet could never

[@DarlingDevil4691]

I’m not asian but my dads side of the family does that too and I dunno how they do it, I have to be barefoot when I’m home 🤷‍♀️

[@Arkid77777]

yes especially their very covid safe and covid could be on your shoes!

[@Lorennabonita3]

Maybe he has bad feet? I have v high arches and my feet hurt so much w/o some kind of support. It runs in my fam too. My parents both have nerve damage and plantar fasciitis and need supportive shoes on hard flooring so they don’t get flares of their issues. They just use house tennis shoes vs shoes they do errands/work in. They don’t get dirty but ppl still get aggravated seeing ppl wear shoes in their houses but I can assure you that several of us that do this have house slides/shoes that don’t go anywhere but the house. 😊❤️hopes that helps!

[@kazerjoshua]

@@Lorennabonita3, I'm enlightened by this information and i'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing well and so does your family.

[@mayadavis1375]

I love how straightforward you were about what you wanted. I think that’s cool af and I wish it was more normalized for women to just be clear about what you want!

[@milliewatson6659]

Totally! I wish I’d communicated like this with my ex

[@isabella8647]

Me just copying Flynn's dance and teaching my baby siblings the: 'Flynn'

[@norahkirsch4022]

We need to bring more attention to the fact that she said, Peace out home skillet like why is that the phrase of choice

[@kencairns532]

I'm kinda wanting to wear that phrase on a sweatshirt 🙆‍♂️

[@corinna8738]

What Colleen doesn't realize is that the end of her videos are normally like a short podcast.

[@MsCloudnumber9]

"ive never told this story before" girl yes you have i remember all these details 😂 except for the texts, those are new haha

[@Daisy-xm7gx]

Same, she told it with joey

[@irenthomas3732]

facts

[@garzafam8065]

She just said she had told the story before minus the texs.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

*To all who come to this happy place, welcome. Disneyland is your land* I just love Walt's Disneyland opening day speech. Makes me teary. Disneyland is a magical place for a date

[@denisesnyder4919]

I'm 65 and I love the miniatures!

[@hanianizami3179]

Colleen youre such a great mom it warms my heart

[@MegDeb2026]

Colleen: He’s very nice, the night was nice, and I’m not trash talking him Title: my AWFUL Disney date with a JERK

[@elizabethmarvelfan9033]

Love u colleen your so pure and always honest with your fans . You save so many lives by talking to us every day. You take time to help and talk which is more than ALOT of influencers. Stay safe and thanks for being a good role model. Ps . CAN YOU DO A RECOMMENDED ETSY BUYING (to support small businesses in these times) colleen if your reading this thank you for the 13 yrs you have gave joy in every video

[@kelsey1999]

okay but like "peace out home skillet" is so mid/late 2000s ahaha

[@BeeKee404]

I'm kinda convinced Flynn knows the toys in the advent are his own. 😂

[@danieladelrio4248]

When Colleen said “my dermatolomania is...same” I kind of laugh like her because I am going through that too, and it’s been really hard. I feel you queen

[@wendyalvarez7168]

Omg when someone says "I'm not ready for a relationship" the always end up a week later with a gf or bf😂😂 Like why not say I not interested or there was no chemistry🤦‍♀️

[@lauramaria99999]

Its because they know very well in there mind that they dont wanna be in a relationship with the person theyre telling that to 😅😅 but they say it in a nice way

[@lilygrace1438]

Love you and. Am am so thankful for your clogs throughout quarantine. Love you so much. I appreciate all that you do. You incredible amazing kind and so sweet

[@mollywang8753]

If you love colleens vlogs you like this KZbinr. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJjIkHakja10jdU She's a small KZbinr with really aesthetic content

[@mrmakeshft]

She said “Do you want to Marry me?” Now as a fun thing Eric should tell us some funny stories from when you started dating (Either save it for a podcast or here)

[@kimberleylewis-unknownloca1846]

I love watching Eric dancing like Flynn and the great way Flynn dances, moving his feet, and moving his head. I know men who don't dance that well. Thanks for letting us see that joy you've instilled n him with your parenting during a pandemic.

[@amyhoover9812]

That dancing montage was everything my heart and soul needed tonight. Nothing is perfect, but you sure make it seem and look possible. I adore your little family ❤

[@art.ak7533]

They have the cutest family I swear, love you and your family! ❤️

[@itsjustgxbs]

YESS OMG I LOVE MINI THINGS, IDK WHY BUT THEY GIVE ME JOY TOO!!

[@VivaLaVlogger]

Miranda and Patrick waltzing while their son ran around their feet, is the energy I’m bringing to my 2021

[@momame54]

Colleen! There are Valentine’s Day “advent” calendars at Target in the dollar section!! Hopefully you’ll be able to get one! I haven’t seen them online to order yet :/

[@memegoddess8014]

Flynn saying advent IS SO FREAKING CUTE I CANT😢😢

[@motaharehabedi2113]

Flynn dancing around while his hair was flipping left and right was THE CUTESTTTTT I’m literally the same way with dating. I’m straight forward. I’m gonna ask him how he feels about me and if he doesn’t feel the same way imma move on with my life. Not a patient person.

[@Gracelyn222]

Everyday I’m so amazed how much of a little person Flynn is becoming. Like he has opinion and his own little voice it’s the cutest thing! I’ve been watching since beginning of quarantine and I remember being amazed when he started to walk!! Love you Colleen

[@katdelacruz62]

i remember colleen mentioned she hated the word comfty bc a guy said “it was nice and comfty” after hanging out lmao

[@MikeylaOlsenVevo]

Yeah she already told this story in a video with Joey Graceffa about breakups

[@sarahyasmeenz]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY its just so cute to look at it and makes my heart filled with joy 😭🥺

[@ashleydean261]

Ahhh!! 😁 Been waiting all day for this notification!! 🥰🥰 you and your beautiful family are so amazing!!

[@excitedmommy]

I get joy out of watching you both open them with your mom! She gets so excited it makes me so happy.

[@reneecontant7011]

You probably get this often, but aside from my parents and my inlaws, I think you’re the only other person I would ever trust to watch my babies! I know as a mom you know that means a lot! You are just so genuine! And such an amazing mom! I’m 24 and have been watching you since Miranda made her debut! I feel like I’ve known you most of my life! I’m so thankful to have your videos to get me through quarantine! We watch everyday ❤️ you keep me going, and motivate me to be the best mom I can be!

[@josienguyen1070]

SHE'S JUST SO AMAZING!!!

[@elodiel1145]

Just a thought here, you always say “at night”when you speak about your dermatillomania. Maybe it’s because when you stay up late alone in your office, you no longer have Flynn and Eric to distract you and you’re trying to cram your work, feeling unproductive and beating yourself up about it - your stress/anxiety levels creep up and you feel the need to pick at your skin? (not trying to diagnose or tell you what’s going on because you know yourself better than anyone else; just a thought)

[@kenzeebellamy6027]

@@Gohappygirl even to go a bit further more people have medical issues at night cuz they didnt notice the pain as bad when busy so when they have time to calm down they cant cuz they over think at night

[@maahumjahangir1894]

i absolutely love when colleen talks about her mental health and life it has helped me sm

[@gabbywilson7406]

Flynn’s foot stomping and head bobbing we’re just precious. Loved the family dance party. So sweet!

[@oady2337]

I needed to come watch one of your videos you’ve help me through anxiety Thanks!

[@amandathompson6327]

Um Flynn dancing is the cutest thing ever

[@Jolene-TheBean]

Yes we are obsessed too! I am like 46 and my daughter is 13 and we totally love and obsess over the shopkins Real Littles!!! I was so excited when I saw your mom flipping out - loved it!

[@mwag2934]

i just rewatched the birth vlogs and seeing how big he is two years later is so adorable. he is literally the cutest bean ever and just a ball of joy that won’t be brought down. i love watching you so much ♥️♥️

[@JessicaReid]

It was so great talking to you yesterday!!!! You are the sweetest person ever!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@giannaisfantastic289]

Omg love you and all the fans and Colleen

[@SteffyRabbitheart]

Now I want to here about Colleen and Eric's first date.

[@YesNo-cu7gz]

I don’t have dermatilomanianm but I find it so interesting to hear you talk about it, I love te learn about other people’s struggles so that I can be less ignorant. So pleas keep talking about it cause Ik it is helping other people with the same thing!

[@srijansharma1597]

I'm IN LOVEEEE with the way Flynn sways his head side to side. thats soo cuteee. it literally made my dayy😭😭😭

[@kcreates1557]

We are all secretly kids at heart! Its like having a barbie and dressing it up type of nostalgia

[@miahrodreguiz2361]

You can never talk to much about your mental health, it is very important. We love you!❤️

[@jacqpinks]

please keep sharing your beautiful family times and how well you teach your son. your family dance times and craft times are precious and would be great inspiration for young mums and parents who don't have good roll models. I get so much joy from watching your vlogs. I have also just started watching Haters back off and am enjoying it. Thank you

[@VioletRoseGaming]

I feel as if Flynn is too smart for your advent trick 😂 it looked like he watched you put it in there. He’s the sweetest, the clips of y’all dancing are so cute.

[@Soluns27]

YESSSS I've been waiting for this story!!!!!!!!!

[@Me_259]

I can’t stop singing ur intro when it’s on

[@ilsiefarrell6113]

Omg same 😂

[@Ironmansucks420]

Same It’s a new year new me and I’m vlogging every day of January so I guess that means it’s not a new me because I am doing the exact same thing that I did in 2020 oh god that can’t be good

[@sarahglover1188]

ikr

[@nurbanu5649]

same!

[@rockettheguineapig502]

Same

[@hannahd0210]

I’m currently 20 (almost 21) and had a very similar experience with a guy recently. I swear every time I learn something new about you I’m convinced that you are actually me in the future😂 love you Colleen❤️

[@wolfiswalking]

I think why you love these little mini figures so much is literally what you said, that it reminds you of your childhood. As we get older, what we thrive off and honestly what keeps our mental health up is connecting with our childhood self!

[@sarahdee7776]

Love Jocelyn! Her & definitely have similar personalities ❤️ Always making others laugh

[@hazelmalky6845]

Okay can we talk about the fact that Flynn is the luckiest baby on earth because coleen and Eric are so caring and loving towards him

[@jennwilliamss]

Honestly watching your videos make me so happy because I just know Flynn is going to have such an amazing life with you guys. Not because you make good money, or because you have a nice big home, but because you two are just so in love with Flynn and just look like so much fun! The other stuff is just a bonus ☺️ I hope I can give my kids (one day) an amazing life like I know you will xo

[@shannonlewis4648]

I never really comment, but here goes. I know it’s so much work for you, but you posting so often has such a huge positive affect on my life, I can’t explain it. I know everyone says this but knowing I can rely on and look forward to something from you daily is just simply amazing. I really don’t have the words, but thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[@sarahglover1188]

hi. i luv u. ur son is the sweetest most cutest purest human alive. this might sound weird cuz idk him but from ur vlogs he seems so sweet!

[@ffiondavies7262]

A year ago I was in berlin backpacking! It feels so weird thinking of when we were able to travel and stay in hostels and we didn’t even think about having to sanitise and keep distance from others

[@janets33]

Colleen is a freaking MOOD. Omg I love you. I wish I can be like you! Just straight up tell them if they want something if not bye. You’re goals. I love this story! I would loveeee to hear more of these. My favorite story thus far. Love you ❤️

[@Mid_Night448]

It's the intro song for me, every time! 🤣🤣

[@ameliamccl]

for someone who “barely dated anyone”, you sure have a lot of dating stories😂

[@zahraaalghozi4770]

For the first time I’m early yayayyyy Love u Colleen u make my day and your videos never disappoint me ❤️❤️

[@junoboxes4803]

Every time when Flynn opens advent he looks like , wait a second I’ve seen this before.... lol 😂🤣

[@addisonmeckley1929]

flynn’s foot stomp is EVERYTHING

[@jackilou5193]

You and Kory are not alone!!! I’m a married women in my 30s and I loooove watching y’all open them.

[@madisonstobert8784]

You are 10000000% not alone in your love of the Real Littles and Mini Brands! I'm in college and my best friend and I are OBSESSED! We like to turn ours into magnets and/or key chains! They are just look super cool displayed! There's absolutely no shame in adults enjoying kids toys! Adults need joy too!

[@andoemarieg]

So amazing that Flynn has parents that love each other so much. You two dancing... priceless.

[@juliak706]

The second girl you zoomed with she made a tik tok of her on the zoom and it came up on my fyp!!

[@justinemalinich9218]

I could listen to Kory saying "literally" on repeat

[@evatang4429]

the dance party montage part of this vlog is just SOOO CUTE AND PRECIOUS

[@katiesnead4923]

I’m so glad you keep things that spark memories. It’s soo fun to go down memory lane to see how far you’ve come

[@ionarenton2650]

I LOVE COLLEEN SHE IS JUST THE KINDEST, SWEETEST, BEST MOM AND PERSON EVER ❤️❤️

[@Amber-uc5fc]

When is the ‘Peace Out Home Skillet’ merch coming out?

[@emilyhutcheison952]

Kory explained it perfectly!! I do not get why the mini brands/mini stuff is so insanely exciting and watching Colleen and her mom open then brings me SO MUCH JOY!!!

[@alexholby8707]

Omg what you’re talking about in terms of mental health and repetition (saying affirmations over and over again) is almost like what I do in therapy. I have ocd and my doctor puts me into the scenarios which I fear most and makes me do them over and over again. It’s like a scary movie because if you watch It so many times it’s not scary anymore. So happy you’re affirming your feelings 💜🥺

[@memegoddess8014]

I swear idk what it is with mini prouducts and brands but IM OBSESSED WITH THEM

[@karissamorris3913]

I saw a valentine’s advent at target yesterday. Just FYI!

[@stellistellwell1742]

Omg Flynn is growing up so fast!! His little head nod when you was singing advent was so cute.. I just love hearing his little voice..

[@tressasotocobos3038]

I put mini brands ball in my kids stockings this year after watching your vlog and I'm OBSESSED. I love them so much, and they make my kids so happy when I get so excited for them! So silly!

[@IndahlysTube]

shopkins used to be a big thing in like 2015! literally my whole childhood was the pure joy of getting an ultra rare shopkin HAHAHAHA

[@seeniebear3234]

I'm a grandma and love little toys,lol my grandson has these tiny Disney cars that I adore

[@maggiekate8618]

Watching colleens vlogs is literally the best part of my day... every day

[@mariakolyagina4077]

OMG when Flynn took the dump truck out of his advent calendar and said thank you without Colleen having to tell him to say it was literally the cutest thing ever he is the BEST

[@Nina-zm8ry]

If Colleen ever stops doing these vlogs and we don’t get to see her cute little family I will have complete life breakdown