Why "The Ocean" Sucks | Smartypants Presentation

[@onetrickgirl]

This video made me laugh 100 million times per period of time.

[@theiaraine]

I challenge anyone to disprove this

[@mickleman52]

this is true I just looked this up.

[@jasonhahn2181]

I agree. I have no idea how many times I went to go look for this one thing and watched it repeatedly since it originally came out as a full episode.

[@brothertaddeus]

Bones are sand. Sand is bones. WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND!!

[@franzgretel]

7:56

[@sallysugar5191]

7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought

[@chixenlegjo]

I can’t believe this only got 10 views after an entire period of time.

[@shinankoku2]

Don’t worry. In another period of time it’ll be one million!

[@verbodenmagi]

This is so real though He might be cooking

[@fugyfruit]

Out of all of the presentations this one is probably in my top 5 sometimes I'd rewatch the episode just for this one.

[@LiamLivesOn]

Do we know if we are getting a season 2 of this? I absolutely love the concept!

[@margaridabaptista3712]

Yes! According to Paul Robalino's (and others) Instagram posts, they just recently shot it!

[@jdm5570]

Omg that was the absolute best. I can't wait to see this chopped into 30 second shorts on repeat for the next 6 months

[@Gford912]

I can’t pay attention to a video longer than 10 seconds, I need subway surfers playing under the video so I stay interested

[@crazysasha1374]

The shorts are already out.

[@Amber-_-Shull]

Sand is bones Bones is sand The whales eat the bones into sand

[@CurlyXpress]

Was already a fan. Clips of this particular crazy rant was what convinced me to pay for the subscription SAND IS BONES BONES ARE SAND

[@biofoot7874]

Katie is ride or die for literally any cause

[@classy2329]

I just want to appreciate the unfathomable joke because fathoms are the measure of depth in water, it was funny, that's all

[@juliadandy6019]

Thank you!! I had no idea!! I loved that bit "no pun intended", "no pun taken", "pun given anyway" 😂

[@mikkeljt]

pun taken

[@SkywalkerAni]

2:00 Zach's fish speech reminds me of Liam's "I do not like fish, I do not even respect fish" rant from episode 19 of the podcast Well There's Your Problem.

[@d_1044]

Why did he make merch and not make a single “sand is bones” tshirt? I would’ve worn that

[@TehCoasca]

This was probably my favorite presentation the whole season

[@boglenight1551]

Fun fact the ‘fake fish that lives in a rock’ is actually a ‘real fish, that pretends to be a fake fish, that lives in a rock and swims around’. Tetrapods are fish

[@bjdhaak]

Not just the moon, also the Dutch!

[@crazysasha1374]

Yeah! They partially stopped its expanse!

[@eyaldiskin3665]

Fine, I will watch this again

[@spiderodoom]

“Dolphins are prey animals”, I’m so sorry Erica, but have you SEEN what dolphins do to other underwater life? They’re absolutely underwater predators. Call them Swim Diddy.

[@superb_ren]

MY FEAR OF THE OCEAN IS VALIDATED!!!!!

[@nwkborn99]

Patrick drawing the line at sand being bone shit killed me

[@RJnottheraccoon]

OH I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all the clips I can, ordered the pin, and made a “SAND IS BONE BONES ARE SAND” key chain!! So now I can finally watch the whole presentation all together!!! P.s I actually love the ocean I just think Zach is hilarious!!! 🤩🥰😂 P.p.s I hope to get a dropout subscription soon! I just don’t right now 😭

[@aawallace98]

lyle wrath had been saying this for years

[@ecwoodrow]

A very insightful presentation. We truly have no idea what Poseidon is plotting and we should be worried it. Is he working with the aliens? Is he the aliens?! More research is required.

[@shinankoku2]

Dear Ocean: no thank you!!!😢

[@daniyurie]

Can't believe he didn't mention sharks are older than trees.

[@jessetorres8738]

It's interesting to think that there are multiple planets & moons in the Solar System with oceans (surface or underground) yet Earth is the only 1 with forests.

[@smalltime0]

When you get deep enough down, you get spider fishes. It's just spider fish everywhere

[@Cloudypants12]

He is pyschic! 2 fiber optic cables were cut in the Baltic Sea and a bunch was cut before the Paris Olympics.

[@abbacado7336]

“ALL HAIL ZACH REINO” we scream in unison

[@juliadandy6019]

The "bones into sand" has replaced "my gramma is a survivor" as my obligatory quote under any video featuring Zach Reino.

[@SarahAbramova]

I kinda wish he predicted the sad dolphin thing, and then the next slide shows a teary eyed dolphin.

[@mickleman52]

Is PFT a permanent member of this show, or is he just Zach's ride home? I'm getting some strong Zach's ride home vibes, as has already put on his sunglasses.

[@patrickjenson827]

IDK why. But this is my favorite presentation.

[@Bexchoklad]

Compelling stuff!

[@haukenot3345]

I was watching a video on flood prevention when KZbin decided to show me this. The algorithm may have developed a sense of humour.

[@Bexchoklad]

Preach.

[@chrismuniz8149]

To say this is a masterpiece is an understatement

[@user-fe3tk6vw3t]

the funniest thing ive seen all week!

[@OceanPuddle]

I’m going to take this personally

[@RTripi]

ok dropout nice take redirecting nothankyoutheocean to the dropout store

[@ChilleBruh]

Dolphins ARE predators tho

[@buffienguyen]

thank you for posting this into your KZbin so i could watch it for the 200th time

[@CyanPhoenix_]

That was glorious holy shit

[@OriginalPictureofanElk]

MORE ZACH🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@frankunodostres473]

ok for a second I thought you meant the band called The Ocean. because they don't suck. check them out they're awesome

[@sersmiles1635]

Truly a best bit

[@andreylapshin4093]

I thought it's gonna be hate speach about lemon demon's song

[@alexfirefly1956]

Erika, Dolphins are predators 😂💜

[@ronanhartman8942]

You forgot the netherlands! They have also won against the ocean

[@ianrivers7923]

U know the fake fish that lives in a rock and swims around is actually a sea turtle

[@North_West1]

Ie Not a fish.

[@North_West1]

Sharks live there

[@juanmatias5932]

why does he look like anthpo's big brother

[@jonathanjoestar1938]

Finally someone is brave enough to acknowledge how whales eat bones into sand.

[@swivelkeyring3512]

wait!! this is public now??

[@ianrivers7923]

So Dropout's not releasing Breaking News on KZbin anymore?!

[@parryyotter]

Yes they are

[@EnderDragon]

Also, the ocean is not sparkling water, it is flat water, so there is a large portion of the earth that is technically flat.

[@Sofia34c]

Watching your channel is always an interesting and educational journey. Continue to lead us into the world of your creativity and inspire us!🍊🥇🌞

[@usagiu]

We just have to take into consideration that the ocean has killed somo billionaires, guys. Maybe we can just keep feeding it like some offer?

[@Bexchoklad]

No thank you

[@Gford912]

Me to the ocean now

[@ThisIsMeAndNotYou]

135

[@binobravo5616]

Hilarious.

[@ianrivers7923]

Dolphins are the enthralled

[@Top_Dawg360]

1st

[@gravewolf77skeleton62]

1st

[@CertifiedBoykisser2]

184 views in a minute? dorport really fell off

[@systemreset9410]

Wow finally a funny and fun video after college humor disappeared

[@Lena34v]

Your videos are always so profound and inspiring! Thank you for your creativity and dedication.🧁🤔🤓