How To Improve Our Bodies | Smartypants Presentation

[@paper_bag_pancake]

i love that his arguments mostly boil down to "compare with friends" and "this version would feel good"

[@Runaway-Reptar]

'Mitten hands. That one's obvious, we don't have to talk about that' 😂😂😂

[@Longshanks126]

Idk how but I straight-up missed that one one my first watch through! Some of the most unhinged shit I've seen and I'm so here for it lol

[@Neo_Is_Done]

not just mitten hands FLESHY mitten hands the distinction clears up any unnecessary remaining questions

[@sunilpathak9028]

@@Neo_Is_Done but i still didnt get it , its for what ???

[@finasol1019]

@@sunilpathak9028That’s the point, there’s nothing to get. It’s just meant to be nonsensical and disgusting 😭

[@noodle67]

@@sunilpathak9028you don’t get it? It’s soo obvious

[@imjustdandy9799]

Paul is a stealth hitter. His calm delivery had me struggling to breath

[@matchatoasty]

his voice is so soothing that for a moment you completely forget the subject matter

[@emailvonsour]

e

[@TamNguyen-hm2lj]

I hope he can become a cast member soon

[@Sheamu5]

I'm glad they made this available to everyone, this was one of the best presentations

[@nevergiveup5939]

Why are we here in this life, why do we die, what will happen to us after death.

[@MrPhante]

Seriously, this is the best poster child for the series

[@bryanlewis5233]

Hands down. My girlfriend and I still reference either spworm or "compare with friends" at least once a day.

[@leauxgan]

truly one of THE Smartypants Presentations of all time

[@ANunes06]

This and "No Thank You: The Ocean" subtitle "We don't know what's in there, and we shouldn't find out." are without a doubt the best 5 to 10 minute presentations I have ever witnessed.

[@Mealbot2000]

I always knew Paul was funny, but this presentation and his appearance in make some noise makes me want to see him as a reoccurring cast member.

[@MrMighty147]

100%

[@jakes2305]

Facts

[@Doinge]

he was in the "bigoted jokes show you care" sketch a few years ago. avery monsen is another producer who's really funny, "this monster has no phone case" agent and one of the give-it-a-whirl fuckers

[@Tw1zteR.]

i'm still not over the hookup uber story

[@vaultvirtuoso5495]

@@Tw1zteR.there’s a this American life episode he did about it

[@danerang]

“I’ve seen all these bands play live” fucking killed me

[@ianpitzerds]

legendary interjection

[@TheGirlonfire25]

Demi is so good

[@zakkeil3954]

I feel like they edited out the gallery laughing on that. It was too good not to!

[@bath_foam4576]

him and zac oyama both have this super laid back and casual tone that make them both the comedy assassins they are

[@Turnups27]

"You don't understand, It would feel really good"

[@ianaVi]

Glad everyone gets to experience the Spworm

[@longhorsestudios]

It feels good.

[@gustavolopes5094]

Would it feel good for a woman/man to you know, receive it too? Would it just get like sucked into it? I have so many questions

[@JackVanFleet]

I love how the spwerm went from “JK it’s fake” to the clincher of the QA period

[@kylerae9196]

Can we just stop to appreciate the subtle insanity of his slide designs? He made a box to put all the liquid/gas/solid categories in, and then purposefully dropped 'expell diarrhea' below the line. Amazing

[@fussyeater7]

As a Dropout subscriber I actually felt a bit sad for non-subscribers as the video got cut short, knowing that the end presentation Q&A is the best part :(

[@bebgab1971]

i was so sad to see they got rid of that bit!

[@scarletkittyeyes]

non-subscribers are also sad for ourselves for all we miss

[@liamross340]

IT WOULD FEEL GOOD

[@dawnofdanielle7066]

For the non-subscribers - he comes around and decides spworm is no longer a joke and is now a real suggestion

[@DarkHarlequin]

"It would FEEL GOOD!" 😁😁

[@charteon9092]

For those watching this one was literally the best, dropout is treating y’all

[@FlawlessRhythmGG]

This is one of my favorites but it's hard to pick a best. The Ocean was fantastic. And so was Birds. 😂

[@jellyjilli1004]

@@FlawlessRhythmGG Birds is great! I LOVED Celebrities

[@Mel-ul8sr]

@@FlawlessRhythmGG So was eggs

[@hiigguys7395]

@@Mel-ul8sr Vegetables not being real won me over, and the fact I unironically agreed with the prompt made it so good.

[@kjarakravik4837]

I feel like the moon was really underrated, that one was my favourite

[@chrispydesign585]

Lowkey, Trapp has some of the best interjections in this presentation. The way he says "a small worm... a small snake?!", "I think you're gonna get some pushback on this one" are also hilarious additions to this already hilarious presentation

[@michaelchikos4551]

“In the same way you pee pee you would snurg blitz”

[@ericlytle2209]

He would kill as an adlibber to like an MF Doom type track

[@globglogabgalabyeast6611]

Paul's matter of fact delivery dismissing concerns because things would actually be cool and good is just so perfect. So simple, but flawlessly executed

[@TheosGhost]

so glad unsuspecting youtube watchers are now going to be subjected to *THE SPWORM*

[@flowerheit4512]

dont worry, its still wet!

[@louisebelcher6]

It got me completely by surprise. I don't even know who these people are. But I'm SO GLAD I watched it.

[@strawberrysoupiii4801]

“writhe around and flap like, you know, like when you catch a fish and it’s on the boat and it’s just kind of like-“ [flops hand around as an example]

[@plasticjesus444]

why does it have to do that 😭😭

[@sv003]

This presentation's sheer unhinged brilliance deserves to be experienced and shared with the world without paywalls, I'm _so_ glad y'all released it for all! Edit: It is 200% worth it to get a Dropout Sub _just_ for the even _more_ unhinged Q&A session the Smartypants all had with Paul right after his presentation!

[@DarkHarlequin]

Traps horrified expression as he recounts all the implications of the 'Sworm' send me every time 😋

[@goldie819]

Compare with friends

[@T1J]

i think i speak for everyone when i say more paul please

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Yeps

[@SarahMaeBea]

"Something with Plasma" killed me.

[@TOYBOX2008]

"CALL WHAT?" 😄

[@Venus0Kets]

I'm obsessed by how he said, "There's a sound playing *at da club*."

[@Tw1zteR.]

so happy someone said this

[@KanLuxiang]

And this was even before the Megalopolis trailer dropped.

[@gingersoul44]

This is the most unhinged presentation and I'm here for it

[@General_Grievance]

ALL PULP NO JUICE!!!

[@Ramschat]

Don't worry, it would still be wet 😂

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

ALL PULP NO JUICE.

[@bluebawls]

​@@Ramschatso mostly pulp with a little bit of juice

[@Fafhrd42]

@@Ramschat ALL PULP SOME JUICE

[@TheWatcher51393]

~ s w i m m e r s ~

[@permit93]

Another advantage of the spworm: you can compare with your friends!

[@mellennia9]

Another advantage: free pet if you can get the right environment!

[@math9172]

It is one of the decisions of all time to make this sketch public. It makes me feel really good actually. (a bit of a shame the question section isn't here, because it's even more hilarious, but I guess it makes non-dropout subscriber have something to look forward too if they decide to pay a cookie per month to access the content). More seriously, I was genuinely howling in laughter while watching this presentation the first time, so I'm very happy anyone can now experience the same.

[@benthomson1132]

I sincerely hope that MBA classes show these videos to their students, they're an absolute goldmine.

[@thiswayjose]

“Hey Janie, consider, no you wouldn’t”

[@chance9512]

I unironically agree with 90% of these points, I know nothing about Paul, but I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

[@Kibannn]

I have to assume the spworm is included in that 90%

[@MicoDossun]

The fleshy mitten hands is a given

[@tiffpoydras]

Same, I have thought about these changes too much

[@JohnCena-fd5yw]

he's one of the lead creators of game changer, after sam. that's all you need to know lol

[@arjc5714]

THANK you for posting this for everyone to watch. I think about this presentation daily (derogatory) and I may be in love with Paul Robalino (affectionate).

[@sevvaluzunalioglu9186]

im in love with you (disgusted)

[@bath_foam4576]

​@@sevvaluzunalioglu9186 i love you too (apologetic)

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

“It would be roughly the size of a small worm” “…a small worm?” “…or a small snake” “A small snake???”

[@WhyteTyger8]

"MINUTES?!"

[@Finding_Arcadia]

Its giving "9??? 91???!!? **910!?!?!?!**"

[@Manakuuchiha]

Those two sizes are very different 😭

[@casualnerdjason6678]

I’ve watched Dropout for years… and this presentation is one of the funniest, most unhinged things I’ve seen. Paul really set a high bar for future Smartypants (and that’s saying a lot, because every presentation has been good.)

[@aqueelkadri8371]

"Something with plasma" will never not make me laugh

[@yawishable]

"I see some people nodding!" "WHO?!" 🤣

[@HalfTimeLazer]

I just knew that the spworm was too good to stay Dropout exclusive, everyone needed to see it

[@malucos00]

babe i cant talk rn, most rewatchable yt video just dropped

[@margaridabaptista3712]

I'm so happy this masterpiece extends beyond the paywall! 🤣

[@OtterThunder]

"compare with friends" got funnier each time.

[@DarkHarlequin]

Paul is THE discovery for me on Dropout this year. His sense of humor is really just SO up my street and he's hilarious 😄👍

[@RateOfPenetration]

And he’s literally been behind the scenes the entire time. I believe he was one of the few employees left when Sam brought out Dropout

[@jbca]

I’m glad Paul gets to have his genius on display for the world to see here. Dropout knows they’ve got a hit clip.

[@sebomba]

✨🌈Something with Plasma🌈✨

[@julio1148]

Every callback was perfect 😂 “compare with friends” got me every time

[@zeesh1351]

"It would feel really good!"

[@deadline2157]

Fellas don't you hate when you snurge the blick all over the sink. Happened to me this morning.

[@NotD-kp3by]

Fr I hate it whenever I quave zint in the morning 🙄

[@WheatDos]

Why the sink? We have the Snurger for all the blick we produce daily.

[@deadline2157]

"First of all I don't mean to brag. But I am gay" Applause ensues. Dropout ur too good to let my broke ass feast on this episode.

[@brianbrady139]

there is a 3 day free trial that you can do, I used it and they don't do the thing were you have to remember to cancel if you don't want to have to pay for them month you just loss access after the 3 days

[@deadline2157]

@@brianbrady139I've bought it before and I ended up buying it again, but thank you lmao.

[@kaloyaxeus]

@@brianbrady139 holy based

[@deadline2157]

@@brianbrady139 thank you lmao but I ended up getting dropout anyway. It's worth it!

[@habib670]

paul deserves this

[@milenacosta8299]

I didn’t think Paul had that freak in him 🙌 I was laughing my ass off by the end of this presentation

[@cardrabitt1159]

2:51 the way everyone just turns to silently look at Grant 😭😭😭

[@artisan_cane]

This single bit has been worth my Dropout subscription. Folks, get onboard!

[@brandonrust4114]

I don't know the last time I've laughed out loud so consistently. In this single presentation we got the whole spworm bit, see through body cavities, a "compare with friends" running gag, pee pee, poop poop, fart farts, SOMETHING with plasma (snurge blick or grump crunt perhaps?), fleshy mitten hands, "that baby can't do shit," and so so so much more. I wish the Q&A after was made widely available because this was only half of the spworm bit really!

[@Blue_Avatar]

Aw wish we had gotten the question portion of the presentation too 😆 Paul exasperatedly saying "IT WOULD FEEL GOOD!" *KILLED* me!

[@sRubi05]

Love that he presents this like he's presenting the next iPhone model

[@crow_2772]

They should've included the questions section of this lecture

[@bethanyc1726]

It would feel good

[@seventeenstraycats]

yesss everyone needs to see the spworm

[@itsethanbradberry]

This is the best presentation of the entire show and its not even close

[@spiderganon]

Some smarty pants presentations need a whole ted talk

[@Karragh]

I can not think of a better way to advertise smartypants than this presentation. The Spwerm is art.

[@GLRequiemEternam]

How is a single clip of Grant raising his hand and sticking his tongue out so versatile? It could easily have been used at least six more times in this video.

[@quocanhnguyen7275]

Oh no you guys left out the QnA part! That was the best part!

[@spenshaa]

It would feel good!!!

[@foefafee]

This is one of the best presentations! Y’all, if you don’t have dropout, I promise it’s worth it.

[@andrewduncan2258]

He factored it all in guys.

[@sunnyy_]

I was praying they would upload this presentation in full, so I could send it to my friends and convince them to get Dropout. Please upload the Q&A part too! I think it could really get people to subscribe

[@Imalsoconfused]

I’ve watched this presentation so many on dropout already. I’m truly getting more than my moneys worth by being able to watch it here too.

[@jagrubster]

They put the very best presentation on YT! Dropout really loves its community, even the broke ones 🥰

[@MrMighty147]

This was literally the best one by a long shot. Paul is a menace!

[@sam_art21321]

We need more Paul as a cast member (only if he wants to ofc)😂the energy he brings is amazing

[@cha-cha1345]

one month later and im still obsessed with deh club. beautiful wonderful hilarious presentation

[@saraghhh]

The whole world needs to know about spworm. Thank you for sharing this.

[@guaranteedtopwn]

"Primarily, no more FOMO" is underrated

[@ashleygreen5343]

"I see some people nodding." "WHO?!?" 4:39 Slays me every time 😂

[@thegr8patsby476]

noooo, why leave out the q&a?? 😭😭 "Pallavi, it would FEEL GOOD ! 😡😡"

[@mickaelbalta1050]

Thanks, I can now compare this video with my friends and it will feel good.

[@mannequin_z]

I saw this multiple times already on my Dropout account but you bet your ass I’m watching it again on KZbin

[@qkloha]

I forgot the name of the presentation and I love that it came up immediately when I typed “snurge blick.”

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

Gabrus' laugh is magical and contagious - so happy he's in the dropout fam

[@orioncallaghan2659]

ADD THE Q&A SECTION YOU COWARDS! Incredible content.

[@grandpaix3992]

i feel like i say this about dropout a lot, but this immediately became one of my favorite shows.

[@ctuero]

ive been watching full season over on dropout. and this show is a gem but pauls presentation is a DIAMOND. best presentation yet

[@DysprosiumMr]

This is the greatest content on the internet.

[@BBBness]

The spworm being evidence, rather than a point, was genius.

[@lycheeenby9473]

7:59 "I've seen all these band play live" is delivered so smooth

[@Liamdrw]

I have never laughed as much as I did when that sperm prompt went up, i was laughing for like 10 Minutes straight just imagining a small snake sperm flopping around on the grund.

[@ashk5259]

Some people can turn off their ears! Inside our ears is a muscle called the tensor tympani, which generally involuntarily blocks out long loud sounds with a low rumble. While rare, some can flex this muscle to block out sounds when they want!

[@lib2418]

Holy shit, I’ve been so distracted catching up on other dropout shows I completely missed this gem, I need to go watch Smartypants

[@lib2418]

I’ve watched this like eight times in a row, I need help😂

[@deadline2157]

Paul holy shit I need to see more of him on shows

[@ApparentAstuteness]

this presentation was so good i was fully prepared to accept that Paul was a real medical doctor who multiclassed into comedian

[@Thisratisrockin]

Every now and then I come back to this presentation and every single time I have to pause because I can’t breathe

[@Fruckert]

spworm time

[@punkussion4676]

Oh no the Q&A is still behind the paywall….smart.

[@deadline2157]

God what a gem. Every moment.

[@DougSalad]

so cool to see Paul be a performer and not just a Game Changer BTS guy, he was very, very funny. I hope this means we'll get more of the BTS crew doing stuff. Like Ash and Nico or Tamar and Alex

[@jackdog06]

“The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it disgusted me”

[@Jinxed11]

Sad that the Q&A portion is cut but so happy I can share this with my other buds that have no yet converted. Yet.

[@ridered300]

This is extremely important information; it should be broadcast on all major TV networks, radio, and added to public school curriculums.

[@aqueelkadri8371]

Yesssss I saw a 2 min version of this presentation uploaded by a random youtube account and I knew I needed the whole thang Thank you Dropout

[@catherinegalanti3219]

so many incredible line deliveries here but there is something to be said for trapp's incredulous voice when he says "a small worm? a small snake????"

[@robertaitken4855]

I would like to see more presentations available. Here’s why. For one, compare with friends.

[@LagginLikeHell]

This one, the Groundhogs Day and the Ocean were the BEST so far ❤

[@NoChance18]

Perfect! Now I can compare this presentation with friends!

[@Adj4ni]

Lost my shit laughing when i first saw this on dropout. The Q&A afterward is also hilarious.

[@PD-ht2yk]

I was watching this episode earlier and hoping they make it public as a preview to Smartypants, and i'm glad they really did