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[@axaviatorgames2250]

Short?! Tiny?! Height?! He has wronged us lads, put him in the book!

[@lordredhood1858]

He got it wrong we are just guys who like lotr and thought an army of gimils would be awesome

[@vskywalker10]

We need a new age of reckoning

[@MisterManTheBestMan]

RIGHT THE WRONGS

[@MrNerdWalker]

That's a Grudgin'..

[@julianfull280]

​@@lordredhood1858so wood elves players just want an army full of Legolas? Lol

[@DatBrasss]

Bretonnia players are just Medieval 2 players who never got over it

[@mcbain668]

Theyvare fucking sadists who love micro and charge bonus 😂

[@jamesmattila-hine1133]

Or horse on lizard is a secret fedish

[@liamwalsh4125]

How dare you be so correct about me

[@MrTourgeFlexington]

Well, we have to get our rocks off somehow for the next 20 years until medieval three is made if it is ever made

[@BTD28]

i feel attacked.... fuck you lol

[@slaaneshshewhothirst9136]

Sir, the only reason I play Vampire Counts is because they have something no one else has… A functional Monogamous relationship

[@nickathanas1898]

Tyrion and Alarielle are a thing too...

[@slaaneshshewhothirst9136]

@@nickathanas1898 not a monogamous one since she is already married

[@nickathanas1898]

​@@slaaneshshewhothirst9136 The marriage is purely ceremonial though,so long as an everchild (the next Everqueen) is born,the Phoenix King and the Everqueen are free take lovers without anyone really batting an eye.

[@residentfacehead3465]

Khorne and Valkia

[@minibotas9496]

@@residentfacehead3465Khorne resurrected Valkia, “Stand up, you are strong”, that’s it

[@sayak9693]

In the name of Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more... I think Tomb Kings need some love.

[@zarelg7734]

Soo which title I should call him?

[@jimzimmer2048]

@@zarelg7734like Daenerys., all of them

[@zarelg7734]

@@jimzimmer2048 dang it

[@CyberSkuII]

Every someone greets him they have to go down every. single. title.

[@kubaGR8]

Did you meant Settra, the Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Heart, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnel Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds, Keeper of the Ancient Lore, Harbinger of the Eternal Sleep, Lord of the Silent Tombs, Master of the Obsidian Spire, Overseer of the Cursed Dunes, Ruler of the Forgotten Realms, Protector of the Ancestral Tombs, Vanquisher of the Infernal Hordes, Guardian of the Sacred Oasis, Sovereign of the Eternal Desert, He Who Commands the Eternal Legions, Lord of the Immortal Host, Bearer of the Eternal Flame, Champion of the Ancient Rite, Master of the Golden Phalanx, Harbinger of the Undying Legion, Scion of the Golden Dynasty, Keeper of the Sacred Scrolls, He Who Commands the Dead, Defender of the Sacred Crypts, Master of the Forbidden Arts, Charioteer of the Sands, High Priest of the Eternal Temple, Emperor of the Unending Horizon, Sovereign of the Sandsea, Keeper of the Eternal Vigil, Lord of the Eternal Sands, Master of the Undead Legions, Protector of the Eternal Throne, Conqueror of the Shadow Realm, Guardian of the Eternal Flame, Overlord of the Sands, Emperor of the Eternal Sun, Warlord of the Eternal Dunes, High Priest of the Sacred Oasis, Keeper of the Eternal Tombs, Ruler of the Infinite Desert, Guardian of the Golden Sphinx, Master of the Shifting Sands, Protector of the Ancient Pyramids, He Who Holds the Eternal Flame, Lord of the Endless Sands, Warden of the Eternal Realm, Conqueror of the Lost Tombs, Ruler of the Sunken City, Guardian of the Hidden Crypts, Protector of the Cursed Valley, Master of the Golden Sands, Emperor of the Eternal Horizon, Lord of the Undying Realm, Champion of the Sacred Flame, High Priest of the Golden Temple, Keeper of the Sacred Flame, Master of the Golden Legions, Warlord of the Shifting Sands, Protector of the Sacred Tombs, Emperor of the Eternal Realm, Guardian of the Lost Crypts, Master of the Shifting Dunes, Lord of the Eternal Desert, High Priest of the Sacred Oasis, Keeper of the Eternal Sands, Ruler of the Desert Kings, Arbiter of the Ancient Laws, Keeper of the Desert Winds, Lord of the Enchanted Obelisks, Guardian of the Pharaonic Crypts, Wielder of the Sandstorm Blade, High Judge of the Deathless Court, Sovereign of the Eternal Pharaohs, Guardian of the Sacred Sands, Master of the Lost Catacombs, Conqueror of the Shadowed Realms, Protector of the Timeless Tombs, Ruler of the Ancient Kingdoms, Lord of the Desert Spires, Keeper of the Celestial Sands, Guardian of the Eternal Sphinx, Master of the Arcane Sands, Protector of the Forbidden Desert, High Lord of the Timeless Sands, Bearer of the Cursed Sceptre, Master of the Shadowed Sands, Ruler of the Desert Empires, Keeper of the Pharaoh's Flame, Lord of the Eternal Sunrise, Conqueror of the Desert Wastes, High Priest of the Ancient Sands, Guardian of the Undying Crypts, Master of the Desert Throne, Protector of the Ancestral Sands, Ruler of the Eternal Spires, Keeper of the Sacred Desert, Lord of the Undying Sands, Master of the Golden Pyramid, Protector of the Shadowed Realms, Sovereign of the Timeless Crypts, Conqueror of the Eternal Wastes, Guardian of the Pharaoh's Tomb, High Lord of the Ancient Deserts, Keeper of the Celestial Flame, Master of the Arcane Spires, Lord of the Forbidden Sands, Protector of the Timeless Desert, Ruler of the Eternal Kingdoms, Keeper of the Desert Throne, High Pharaoh of Nehekhara, Lord of the Sunken Kingdoms, Master of the Serpent's Fang, Guardian of the Eternal Night, Overlord of the Enchanted Sands, Keeper of the Golden Scarab, Sovereign of the Ancient Obelisks, Master of the Celestial Oasis, Ruler of the Timeless Realms, Defender of the Sacred Pyramids, Warden of the Forbidden Crypts, Lord of the Eternal Sarcophagus, Overseer of the Desert Legions, Bearer of the Pharaoh's Wrath, Arbiter of the Sacred Rites, High Warden of the Golden Spires, Conqueror of the Desert Storms, Lord of the Eternal Guardians, Master of the Enchanted Pharaohs, Protector of the Cursed Spires, High Pharaoh of the Sunken Realms, Keeper of the Eternal Pharaohs, Lord of the Timeless Pyramids, Guardian of the Sacred Legions, Sovereign of the Enchanted Crypts, Master of the Desert Kings, Ruler of the Pharaoh's Spire, Keeper of the Celestial Scrolls, High Lord of the Enchanted Desert, Conqueror of the Sacred Storms, Bearer of the Eternal Sceptre, Guardian of the Enchanted Pyramids, Protector of the Sacred Pharaohs, Lord of the Eternal Kings, Warden of the Celestial Sarcophagus, Master of the Sacred Sands, Ruler of the Pharaoh's Kingdoms, Keeper of the Enchanted Obelisks, High Pharaoh of the Forbidden Realms, Conqueror of the Celestial Crypts, Guardian of the Timeless Pharaohs, Lord of the Sacred Kings, Master of the Eternal Scrolls, Overseer of the Celestial Spires, Bearer of the Sacred Flame, Arbiter of the Enchanted Kings, High Warden of the Pharaoh's Realms, Protector of the Eternal Spires, Keeper of the Enchanted Pharaohs, Lord of the Timeless Sands, Guardian of the Sacred Obelisks, Master of the Pharaoh's Flame, Ruler of the Eternal Spires, Conqueror of the Celestial Storms, Sovereign of the Sacred Kings, Warden of the Timeless Pharaohs, Bearer of the Enchanted Scrolls, Guardian of the Eternal Kings, Protector of the Sacred Storms, Master of the Timeless Pyramids, Ruler of the Pharaoh's Kingdoms, Keeper of the Sacred Sarcophagus, High Pharaoh of the Enchanted Obelisks, Conqueror of the Eternal Pharaohs, Guardian of the Timeless Kings, Lord of the Sacred Flame, Master of the Celestial Pharaohs, Overseer of the Sacred Spires, Bearer of the Pharaoh's Scrolls, Arbiter of the Eternal Kings, High Warden of the Sacred Pharaohs, Protector of the Celestial Spires, Keeper of the Eternal Sarcophagus, Lord of the Timeless Kings, Guardian of the Sacred Pharaohs, Master of the Eternal Flame, Ruler of the Celestial Kings, Conqueror of the Sacred Pharaohs and Sovereign of the Timeless Spires?

[@CAVETROLLTRON]

THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK ...AGAIN!

[@Nightbanekaizer]

I have already written his name in the Great Book. Check Page 16,486,309. Volume 307.

[@fovarberma752]

Neither of you have a dwarf portrait, or anything related to dwarfdom. Be careful you don't finish in one of MY books. - _A guy whose portrait is literally an ever-burning resume written in blood._

[@Nightbanekaizer]

@@fovarberma752 The Book of Grudges: Page 16,486,310. Volume 307. Grudge against fovarberma752. Guilty of assuming my species based on my KZbin Avatar. Assumes I'm not a Dwarf because I happen to be a fan of Soulcalibur. Guilty of assuming we would judge his avatar over nothing. Sentence is to be extreme judgement over his avatar, his words, and he should have his legs crippled should they be longer than average Dwarf.

[@fovarberma752]

@@Nightbanekaizer If I recall the future well, the shame of not striking that name down from the great book will cause your eldest son to dye his hair orange and die drowning in a storm. And you'll pass away from the sorrow. You have sealed your fate. And I can say all that with no fear for your pride rules you. All of this is your fault. Which is ironic, since I am innocent of that crime, so _petty,_ while being guilty of *so much worse.* The only thing that outed you as a dwarf was your claim to the book. Which was so predictable, even a child would find it boring. As predictable as your over-reac... *sorry, I meant: "short fuse".* The fuse is metaphorical. Which in turn is symbolic, individual bloodlines dying off from misplaced pride, just like the specie as a whole. Which is good, you dwarves are stagnant. But at least you bathe. I mean, I think you do, feel free to correct me. And I must thank you for I did not assume anything else, merely taunted, jested and boasted. This is not the work of cold logic administering justice. Your unbridled emotions did all the work for me... *_Just as planned._*

[@fovarberma752]

@@Nightbanekaizer I would argue that I jested, taunted and boasted. Nevertheless, thank you. *Just.* *As.* *Planned.*

[@LordFinai]

Wait?! Other people don't play Skaven just because they want to see the shenanigans of the funny ratmen?

[@ghriszlybare2547]

I play skaven so I can blanket the world in ratling gun pellets

[@kevinmccalister4602]

I do both! I love watching 3 stacks of skaven slaves drown the enemy in bodies before the 4th army moves in to finish the job. Even if the enemy somehow wins I never move to attack without 3 real armies and 3 slave stacks. So prepare to face 2 fresh armies and whatever is left of the previous 4 armies.

[@meaterbeater1153]

I play Skaven specifically to ignore all the late game stuff. Artillery? Cavalry? Heavy ordinance? Good luck getting through my 12 full stack armies of Skavenslaves.

[@Zomboss-yh5cm]

I don't get the OP part he was saying so I'm assuming it was a joke but also if there is some secret mechanic let me know.

[@meaterbeater1153]

@@Zomboss-yh5cm Not really secret mechanics, but there are certain strategies you can use that are pretty cheesy. A big example is a Throt The Unclean strategy that gets you a tier 4 settlement by like turn 5. From there you can get a late game high tier army by turn 10 and pretty much sodomize every faction remotely close to you.

[@axelkollberg1723]

SHORT?? thats going in the book

[@i.k.2485]

SHORT?! NO ALLIANCE!

[@Nostr00]

​@@i.k.2485Only, a Reckoning.

[@galdslinger6766]

We're gonna have to get damnders his own chapter

[@colonelstrat]

YOU BETTER BELEIVE THAT'S A GRUDGING!

[@duncanfontana9683]

Grudge

[@kamyksto7467]

my friend i play kislev because i'm a polish man, and watching winged hussars charge at some demons is peak fantasy

[@JamesBoice-j7b]

Acceptable, have a nice day.

[@Lena-fy7uc]

Honestly being a lizardmen fan is 50% dinos and 50% the Aztec aesthetic for me. There just isn't enough aztec in games

[@ExInfamous]

Giant lizard people in Aztec attire really does go so hard. Of all the cultures to base them on, I literally can’t think of anything more aesthetically pleasing.

[@ultimativeslexikon5436]

For me it's the mesoamerican aesthetic with the ancient space theme. The Lizards are a very good add on but i find the big dinosaurs the most offputting

[@novarat4089]

as much as i fucking hate fighting them i must admit their presentation is really cool. The inca/aztec theme really hammers home how ancient their race is

[@elite_rock_god2292]

For me it's the cool origins of the race. How they where made by the gods to have their roles and they still stick to it all these thousands of years later. Love how the saurous are not only warriors in proffesion but as a litteral way of life, it IS their life and what they where made for. To be The perfect warrior. And the slann are just so absurdly powerful that it shames all other magic users in the world.

[@dovmont8019]

Their Aztec ancient high-tech aesthetic combined with giant dinosaurs and dedication to a higher purpose is simply wonderful and magnificent.

[@BasilVasil]

Just remember what they said before Immortal Empires came out. “What is the first legacy legendary lord you are going to play in Immortal Empires and why is it Karl Franz?”

[@drsupermonk7831]

Lol I bought Warhammer 3 after having 2 for several years the other day just to use Bretonnia in immortal empires right off the bat. Just kinda wanted to see how an army of cheap peasants handle demons lmao

[@marboXD]

Just bought warhammer 3 yesterday and of course my first Campaign ist Baltasar Gelt

[@BasilVasil]

@@marboXD Enjoy. The mechanics he has now are fairly new. He’s my currently my favorite lord.

[@marboXD]

@@BasilVasil I love that he starts in Qathay

[@imtired9395]

It was Louen. PURITY HONOR CHIVALRY *ZE LADY!!!*

[@aintnoway3659]

On the nose with the lizard men I was like he even mentioned the mod I use 😭

[@thet-bone6628]

Hell yeah brother

[@BlizzardAcolyte]

TBF, it really does spice up things even if you’re not a Dino enthusiast…like, Mazdamundi & Kraq-Gar seem boring as hell to play as without it now. Also, SOMETHING is needed to make up for the Geomantic Web nothingness…it might as well be a replacement for that mechanic

[@ultimativeslexikon5436]

I find it actually sad that Lizardmen are so reduced to jurassic Park. I want my Lizard Space mayan laser Gun regiments with orbital guns and magic toads and not a zoo. I want giantic Anicent Cities filled with mindboggling technology hidden in a Jungle and not a goose chase to find another oversized exhibit. People will inevitably compare to 40K so yes i want my tau castes as ancient as the necrons as ferocious as the kroot with a Aztec paintstyle. I want armies of Coldblooded Predators obliterating enemies of the great paln and not a themepark

[@gssarin2765]

I also enjoy playing an entire race of jungle paladin, meat terminators.

[@MrDragonheir12]

What mod is it? I can't make out what he says for the life of me but I've been looking for good mods for the lizardmen.

[@jansekera3770]

Bretonmia players probably wants to play as humans but hates gunpowder at same time.

[@B00Radl33]

I mean. Close. The Empire is really impressive. Standing against all kinds of impossible monsters with nothing but grit, ingenuity, and tactics. Sword, spear, musket, and a cannon if you're lucky. Bretonians throw away the ingenuity. Someone handed them a sword or lance, told them it was magic. "Now go kill a god." And once I realized this, I realized this. They were my favorite.

[@Necroid9001]

​@B00Radl33 the best part is, they managed to do it too.

[@winchest961]

I just watched too much LOTR growing up and want to relive the rohirrim Calvary charges. 😢

[@ALV694]

Wut about norsca then

[@mr.outlaw231]

11:15 Someone hasn't felt the joy-fun of seeing a legion of man-things run into a line of weapon teams.

[@onefastsled]

MORE DAAKAAAAAAAAA

[@colonelstrat]

4:37 Anger Management!!! THATS GOIN IN THE BOOK!!!

[@dastrawberydum]

Khorne fan here, just to say that we don’t sit around waiting for an excuse to start a fight, because before that happens, we would have already started another.

[@djn6962]

I’m a Slaanesh fan, forced to play undivided warriors because the developers decided Sigvald is “trying to be the everchosen” despite all his lines suggesting full loyalty to Slaanesh, haha.

[@freknil5049]

I feel personally attacked by the Warriors of Chaos part

[@Nostr00]

Me but Vampire Coast

[@Henryx4527]

I think the player population between chaos dwarfs and RimWorld is pretty much the same.

[@areon400]

​​@@Henryx4527my friend has 800 hours and rimworld and he loves chaos dwarves, so it checks out

[@juanbarbosasiguenza5883]

Being a warriors of chaos main since warhammer 1 was hard, but being a beastmen main since tabletop, and beat my first legendary campaign as khazrak in warhammer 1.... that was real dedication to chaos

[@fake-inafakerson8087]

I don't like high elves, but I do love dragons, and pretending to be someone with self confidence. That's why the only high Elf I play is Imirk

[@Arrwmkr]

Yes that is the best HE campaign

[@jmgonzales7701]

i hate ekves

[@Psykanetic]

Be it written that the Council of Kings bore witness to this grudge, declared by the longbeard elders, against the Umgi Colonel Damneders of yutobe for the grave insults of our Ancestors. We have battled against those who would threaten the Umgi for a millennia, given them powers of understanding, yet these words of insult we expect from an elgi are intolerable. Be it so that any Dawi capable of poetics are obliged to come forth and insult this leaf loving umgi's honour with song our descendants will listen too for millenia

[@jorvach9874]

See, this is the way we should do the "GRUDGE!" joke. Good on ya!

[@Psykanetic]

@@jorvach9874 thank you I worked harder on it then I do most things :)

[@diegoortiz7104]

I keep playing Bretonnia still waiting for medieval 3 😂 it’s the closest we’ve been to it 😂

[@serysharpscale9703]

💻🐀 how the hell did he find out I was a rat playing the Skaven?

[@inductivegrunt94]

Skaven and Chaos Dwarfs are my favorite factions, and you're somewhat correct on Skaven and very correct on Chaos Dwarfs.

[@JamesW609]

Artillery and mechs what else do you need?

[@jmgonzales7701]

@@JamesW609 Dwarves arent really tech savvy right? just ingenious and mechanical artillery

[@treeorwh2]

Chaos undivided is the only faction I play that results in world peace. All other factions result in hegemony and eradication. With chaos I carefully vassalize as many factions as I can, allowing them to join our massive alliance where it is safe and warm.

[@AgentGumball]

I might be a dragooner. but i still dont play cathay. RAT SUPREMACY. RAPID FIRE RATLING GOONER YES YES

[@blaster915]

Ogres are just for those who love to charge at their problems with little thought or care. It is a great life that of the great gut!

[@JarlDarthM3rlin]

I think my favorite two factions are the scaven and vampire counts for the soul reason that they can have incredibly cheap armies that you can throw three of your armies to one of theirs. Just push the Ai control button and let your troops do all the heavy lifting in battles, and you do the fun bits, like focusing on the most optimum magic casts and where to toss your characters at

[@H41030v3rki110ny0u]

Yaaa, I like a certain amount of micro, and that's kind of how I play, it's kind of relaxed and fun.. can field large armies without having to play too try-hard to use the army without throwing a battle

[@Thegrifter69]

I feel like this video was just an excuse to make puns about all of the factions for 16 minutes and I’m 100% here for it

[@samurai2069]

OG warrior of chaos here but I’m stuck in purgatory cuz when war hammer 3 came out my PC broke and I still haven’t been able to replace it so I see my faction finally dominating like they should but I can’t join in 😭

[@isken6593]

Noooooo

[@Stormgamer-xb7gv]

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!

[@Dogapillar4Lyfe]

False I play Kislev because Bears True, I'm a centrist, haha

[@Ulfakonungur_Norethursins]

Frost Maidens 🤌

[@areon400]

holy shit, are we lost twins or something

[@jesseallen1892]

It’s definitely the bears for me too 😂😂😂😂 bonus with the axe guns it’s like triple freedom axes, guns, and bears 🐻

[@Dogapillar4Lyfe]

@@jesseallen1892 axe gun is Badass!

[@UnholyWrath3277]

The fact that it's normalized for extremists to try and discredit centrists show just how far our society has degenerated

[@davidkwiecien415]

Kislev: I am the 1% who picks Kislev because I wasn’t the Polish Lithuanian commonwealth to come back

[@darthnihilus6211]

After believing, I'm a Cathay main for YEARS, you convinced me, that my favourite faction is actually Skaven!

[@dr.kinderman5290]

This ain't just going in the book, it's going on the herdstone too

[@Joram647]

That bit about the soundtrack for Vampire Coast was spot on! Every time I try playing another faction, I say, "I miss my Vampire Coast battle theam. Time to go back."

[@DarkmourneTheFlayer]

As a Greenskin main, I'm surprised I only ever met the usual strategy being aggression criteria and not the others.

[@jaydenriemer3970]

The Empire section could not be more accurate, guns over magic, rockets over dragons, humans over all.

[@claudiopereira5163]

We just love realistic tactics and units destroy the shit out of fantasy enemies

[@kordroll1955]

I just love superior firepower because of that weird satisfaction that i doscovered in shogun 2 when you use 3-5 bow units with flaming arrows against one enemy unit and you just watch how a wall of arrows lays down pack of enemies. And TW Empire improved it with mortars and canister shot

[@sadrakeyhany7477]

Gelt : 🗿 Seriously, strongest magic faction

[@Thor_Wife]

Humans: I HAVE SUPERIPR TECH I HAVE SUPEROR TECH I HAVE SUPERIOR TECH!!! Ogre: big stick

[@jmgonzales7701]

@@claudiopereira5163 do you hate magic?

[@NerdStuffing]

10:59 hehe funny rat go brrrrt is the only thought in my head as I play skaven

[@blubberfeet5430]

Guess what bud? I love the daemons of chaos. Even base daemons of chaos. I modded them for more stuff and it's super fun.

[@timdahlin2618]

As a Skaven main im having so much with playing with my troops genes, making wolf rats have every speed upgrade and being unstable is funny af. Tacitcal speedy suiciders!

[@Talotta1991]

Dwarf players reading the title being like “Writing hands ready men! A grudge might be had” Skaven just straight up ignoring the title “It will-must say we the great-best children of Great Horned One are best yes-yes!”

[@theguycisterninoyelledat6272]

Dark Elves are edgy, High Elves are basic, then that must mean Wood Elves are based.

[@cjh8792]

Lizard men because dinosaurs, Kislev because bears, Empire and Dwarves/Chaos Dwarves and Kathay because guns

[@krispypriest5116]

HAHAHA.....wait....did you just insult me? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

[@spanner5940]

i dont like empire because i want to play historical TW, i like empire because i want to imagine myself killing all those magical monsters and elves. so. many. elves

[@PeterPan-cj4ro]

Same bro. Get your halberd ready, they are coming.

[@jawafreak230]

The Druchii are superior to you, wretch!

[@_d--]

Jokes on you. Elves saved kid Karl. Boris Is the only true empire faction

[@tomasbarber1498]

Okay gotrek. Lmao

[@B00Radl33]

I play Bretonia because I assume if I play Empire someone will expect me to learn a 2nd tactic. Who needs cannons? Some lady told me this sword was magic so I'm gonna go crusade against elves!

[@lord_snowsavoy4020]

4:43 intentionally acquiring grudges just like how the mechanic requires you to intentionally acquire grudges Nice shot at the new mechanic

[@Haloister]

I just like playing the funny fungus man with the shiniest hat.

[@Luftwaffle12]

OG Warriors of Chaos DLC Legendary Achievement haver...What an absolute grind...so many resets...so much pain.

[@Romanosbujnovsky]

I play Kislev because Winged Lancers go Brrr (When the winged hussars is a banger of a song).

[@Virgil_Vincent]

I main with the green skins and I never get on a mic and trash anybody. I let my destruction speak for itself.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

There's only one valid reason to play Bretonnia: GLORIOUS TREBUCHET!

[@ShepherdSean]

Ah, good to see some appreciation for the good papa nurgle. Yes we are stinky, but there is more, there is love.

[@imtired9395]

My favorite is Bretonnia because I borderline fetishize the noble and heroic sacrificial determination of humanity to face down horrors beyond their comprehension. Nothing makes me more hype than my pathetic little peasants holding the line against chaos warriors and stormvermin and black orcs with nothing but pure stubborn determination and faith... ...and the aura of a dead hero's skeleton making them delusional enough to think they can actually beat a warrior who's very flesh is fused with his armor

[@chaseacing]

That optimization at the cost of fun seems to fit chaos dwarves better than skaven, especially in multiplayer battles

[@ravenguard0098]

I like the Empire not because I prefer historical TW but because the Empire is fantasy HRE and also because I like regular humans defeating fantasy creatures and defying the odds against them. Gameplay wise the variety from full on panzer divisions to a fantasy Renaissance army not many races could do the same.

[@MultiMoe11]

Vanilla that is what the Empire is there is barely anything Fantasy about them meanwhile happy Ogre feasting is all I need or some fun Nurgle time dwarves are also a fun time bu Empire is Vanilla as all hell

[@TitanChief10]

Well damn, the only thing you got wrong was that my first contact with dinosaur media was when I was 4 years old. The rest is absolutely spot on xD

[@Doombot221]

The Kislev description was so much more personal than the others 😂 loved it though

[@focus_zfinni_9323]

me playing kislev because of my family history...

[@garrick3727]

You were raised by bears?

[@arthurpalha4605]

got me mad on the high elf slander then won me back on the centrist slander comrade

[@TheBassManBoy]

I play Beastmen because I like the gameplay loop of see thing, smash thing, repeat. Destoying the world is just a side effect. The fur baby thing is on point though.

[@thorgrimgrudgebearer]

ANGER MANAGEMENT?! Brave Dawi, bring me my quil and ink!

[@hourglass1988]

Skaven are my favorite. I sorta like the angle that they were tiny and weak. Ignored by all the chaos gods despite their very chaotic nature and seen as a nuisance rather than a threat by all the other factions. They made up for their physical shortcomings with straight up mad science. Its the frankenstein vibe and underdog story that I love. They just have more personality than most the other factions in my opinion. Lizardman are a close second because I just like dinosaurs and the aztec theming is just neat. Watching a dinosaur crash through a horde of troops never gets old.

[@dagewastaken7236]

As a Lizardman main... damn, you got me.

[@NordicJarl27]

As a norsca main....your right. Now i go to Unga bunga

[@month32]

Anger management classes? Short jokes?!?!? IT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!

[@tombkings6279]

Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

[@MoeTheMonk]

I used to like Kislev because I was a centrist, then I switched to High Elves because I had to pick a side. The right side.

[@DocHudson420]

Chaotic good

[@mistercrumbling1694]

You picked the wrong side Dwarves are the way

[@sadrakeyhany7477]

​@@mistercrumbling1694 but I'm above five ten unfortunately 😢

[@mistercrumbling1694]

@@sadrakeyhany7477 Traitor kin of the Dawi. Head To Karak Kadrin and take the slayer oath and maybe one day you May regain your Honour.

[@sadrakeyhany7477]

@@mistercrumbling1694 I'm a high elf enjoyer personally

[@RobinJohnstonphotography]

Dwarves suit my nuanced tactical sense by just standing there and taking on whatever is heading their way.

[@hellboy7312]

4:27 SHORT!? TEL THAT TO MY AXE BURIED A METRE TALL IN YOUR THICK SKULL!

[@Sonickk]

I don't even like kislev but damn, "you're a centrist, at least pick a side" is crazy.

[@synegg9414]

Dwarves were my first love because I like deploying formations in a metal box, no need to micro cavalry, then sit back and watch stuff go boom. Also the beauty of creating beautiful architecture, digging for resources and crafting powerful relics. Personality wise strong-minded and being vengeful but fair is pretty much there with the book of grudges.

[@Sthewo-Iregan]

You're wrong i don't play cathay to see dragon, i play cathay for 1 mod and 1 mod only AND LET ME TELL YOU, you don't want to transform Miao Ying into a dragon with that mod.

[@kmanalpha453]

If your favorite faction is Cathay, you probably get your mods from LoversLab and only play 1 of their 3 lords

[@guilhemnavarette6282]

Hey, I like Dark elves because I like dominating at range with armor piercing weapon, superior air control and warship support, like the founding fathers intended

[@Arrwmkr]

Dominating at range, edge lord confirmed.

[@greeceisbetter]

lol lemme name some better range sisters of avelorn. hochland long rifles. deckgunners. infernal ironglaves. some might be worse by a little bit but shades are not taking on 3 of them maybe the deckgunners can get killed

[@АлександрБот-о2о]

​@@greeceisbetter what about machineguns and sniper rifles?

[@GaleHUN]

And also imagining being dommed by dark elf mommy

[@keagancollins3243]

My first total war warhammer campaign win was with Archaon back in 2016, wouldn't mind another 8 years of frog tongue

[@Majora48]

HE FUCKING WRONG US! ITS GOING IN THE BOOK!

[@sirfloridaman4205]

11:50 ....I've never felt more accurately described and attacked at the same time.

[@andreifarias2895]

"Can I say that without getting demonitized?" I salut your bravery my man, subscribed.

[@arethmaran1279]

4:10 you could simply say they have an Oedipus complex, I don't think KZbin would censor that considering it's from literature.

[@JustSilverCh]

5:15 its less that im a historical player and more its just really funny to me to be like "in this world with dinosaurs and chaos magic and elves and massive abominations, my weapon of choice is dudes with way too much gunpowder"

[@WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight]

The Empire has magic as well.

[@thebrokenmask8304]

I gotta it kinda accurate. The late game Chaos dwarves experience does indeed feel like you are some kind of oil baron with no friends unless they can fill up your bank accounts.

[@vonWeirdoable]

Representation.. Just ask Star Wars fans.. That hurt

[@KismetLizard]

Is it meant to be a joke that fans don't like representation? I don't get it. Maybe because I care about the story and not the characters?

[@Sentinel2k6]

Hola! As a Lizardman player i have to say that i actualy love skinks more than Dinos ^^

[@KismetLizard]

I see you too are a man of culture

[@Kuromaza]

I was laughing and smiling until you got to Lizardmen. Then I just had to nod solemnly and say “yeah…you right”

[@idiom2805]

I play empire because I want unity among men, elves, and dwarfs.

[@bluntlyhonest6803]

You actually hit kislev right on the head for the most part. Except i do like their roster actually.

[@vascoalves00]

I dunno if I am to agree with such assessment of me. I could attempt to see it ye way but the question beckons and it lingers and then... Best leave it be I say.

[@alharron2145]

Lizardmen: Love dinosaurs, watched Jurassic Park, eschew infantry for dinos, aye aye aye, very easy to predict. But that Fossil Fighters point? UNCANNY

[@DruidGoblin]

incorrect, I will take your happy meal either way, but I'll always eat with you... so I can steal your happy meal again.

[@MichaelHess8]

i feel personally attacked by the lizardmen section

[@Orendiz]

My Favourite Warhammer 3 Faction is Empire Halberdiers

[@derizion7140]

As a Lizardmen fan, I have never been called out so hard in my life

[@ezduzit4009]

Super Dragon got me rolling. Didn't expect that, well played.

[@santiagopicazo1415]

The Cathay one felt personal... also Dragooner, I'll steal that one.

[@jongarrad5647]

Ye gods, man, you read me for filth with that Tomb Kings bit. I *am* insufferably smug, and old... and I'm rubbish at tennis.

[@wolkrieth2394]

The only real issue with Norsca is their economy. If I could teach my ice desert hobo warlords how to work the factory floors I'd be unstoppable!

[@loganfraasch4055]

As a green skins main I assure you that verbal abuse is essential to my winning strategy

[@griffincrump5077]

8:43 you do NOT get to come out here and dis fossil fighters like that. Smh my head

[@HeilSol]

"Guided by evil! Shut up demon!" Ahh, just like irl.

[@crocosmiles5077]

Dwarves: I like gun and I'm stubborn Kislev: I like bear cav and I'm stubborn