*throws hands in the air* Jumplight Odyssey episode 4

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Colonel Failure

Colonel Failure

Күн бұрын

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@marcelocasimiroqueirozecos5184
@marcelocasimiroqueirozecos5184 Жыл бұрын
When your crew is so freaked out they break the laws of physics.
@JasonTheRockBard
@JasonTheRockBard Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure other than "Get Back to Work" my favorite thing are announcements. :)
@papasmurfette007
@papasmurfette007 Жыл бұрын
Yes, we haven't had a passenger & crew announcement for a while until now...
@Tyrope
@Tyrope Жыл бұрын
I didn't know how much I missed that whistle until he blew the whistle.
@honkerbonker6700
@honkerbonker6700 Жыл бұрын
1) What a planet to stuck on. "Dry Ass" ;) 2) 1:10 "and another one" - and another one , and another one bites the dust ! **cool music playing** 3) Whole thing reminds me of ants "circles of death" , when ants get stuck running in circle that has too much pheromones accumulated so they cant walk away.
@RandomWombleP
@RandomWombleP Жыл бұрын
While I don't doubt that some of those bugs played a part in the rapid failure I also suspect the Colonels regular bull in a china shop way of playing acted a multiplier to greatly accelerate the process.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
Hogwash!
@simonparker4275
@simonparker4275 Жыл бұрын
"It wasn't my fault!" - Any excuse for failure!
@wimpie031
@wimpie031 Жыл бұрын
Welcome Zutons, our saviours. I’d turn the ship around into their welcoming embrace with a crew like that. Let’s hope the Sweaty Marsupial will fare better next round. I know you said they apparently fixed those major kinks for the release version, fingers crossed!
@gamiwombat
@gamiwombat Жыл бұрын
Wow absolutely outstanding . Failure is always an option . 😊
@GretchenDawntreader
@GretchenDawntreader Жыл бұрын
14:10 Hello. I'm an attorney for crewmember Zagri. Zagri would like to formally protest the characterization of his efforts to clean the wall as a "dirty protest." Crewmember Zagri was one of the few crewmembers still performing actual work at the time, and his morale has suffered real harm as a result of a hostile work environment.
@tboneisgaming
@tboneisgaming Жыл бұрын
I'm liking the look of the game. The crew roster reminds me of a game of guess who. I would consider buying it when some of the bugs are sorted out.
@tafnac75
@tafnac75 Жыл бұрын
yes looks interesting but with all the pathing issues i'll have to pass or i can see a mouse hitting a monitor about as fast as a Bongo hitting a tree
@TheRealTburt
@TheRealTburt Жыл бұрын
The AI pathing and some quality of life features are missing. The inability to control stockpiles or create duty rosters makes it a bit unplayable.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
Duty rosters! Oh boy is that ever needed. I'm quite happy for supply people to be "wait your turn" but not being able to assign critical rooms personnel is a big problem.
@PurpleBubba_Storytelling_Gamer
@PurpleBubba_Storytelling_Gamer Жыл бұрын
So the Zutons have indeed come. Well hey they came all this way. I mean even if you had a moose to tell them that you weren't open I think they should still get to have a little fun.
@domstsgs9195
@domstsgs9195 Жыл бұрын
Seems like you got the ship full of hairdressers from THHGTTG
@vantuz8264
@vantuz8264 Жыл бұрын
Maybe Marsupial wouldn't run out of water if it wasn't so Sweaty. Zoltans rule!
@Julius_Hardware
@Julius_Hardware Жыл бұрын
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
@justwords3882
@justwords3882 Жыл бұрын
More please. Posted this twice to indicate my pleasure 😊
@davidareeves
@davidareeves Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the streams. Be interesting as more is added to this, seems to be missing a lot of UI and QOL features to really kick this off! Personally this should add more like things like Star Haven
@timjerrom7173
@timjerrom7173 Жыл бұрын
Deffo a game to revisit when it's done and all the bugs have been removed "not a Vuvu Boys production"
@vaydendar
@vaydendar Жыл бұрын
Thank you for screwing the pooch so exquisitely Colonel.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
You're welcome.
@amyworrall9246
@amyworrall9246 Жыл бұрын
Such art! Such promise! Such bugs. I've got high hopes for this in the future, but it needs to fix the bugs, and then take a leaf out of Rimworld's playbook and give you better control on how your crew prioritise jobs. And let you rename the crew so that you can start to remember who does what. And when hope runs out, they should start having mental breakdowns in an interesting fashion, not just game over. But if they can add that level of control, it could become great!
@Flavour_Beans
@Flavour_Beans Жыл бұрын
2:36 A personality crisis, if you will. From how many people seem to have issues with it, I'd say they got it while it was hot. You know, I'd reckon the people talking about things needing to burn, the others talking about the atmosphere becoming unbreathable, the one fellow who mentioned fire control, and the scorched walls being repaired near the place with all the bodybags? I reckon that might suggest a story of what was going on elsewhere on the ship. Not that you would've been able to do much about it, mind, since I imagine the floor's fire marshall was somewhere in the middle of the pack.
@BlackburnBigdragon
@BlackburnBigdragon Жыл бұрын
But... but... the pig!?! Did the pig live!?!
@IanEdmonds
@IanEdmonds Жыл бұрын
That may have been a catastrophic failure, but it was hilarious to watch!
@michealjacksonjunior142
@michealjacksonjunior142 Жыл бұрын
Go turn the pig to Bacon 😂😂😂😂lmao mate u funny 😂😂😂😂
@leggo2516
@leggo2516 Жыл бұрын
Please start a new series when they release a new update, the past videos were awesome to watch, very entertaining!
@imsvale
@imsvale Жыл бұрын
There needs to be an international court for crimes against humanity for early access games released in this state.
@C4Aries
@C4Aries Жыл бұрын
I was watching this when the game became available on Steam, so I guess I'll have to finish watching later. Sorry Colonel.
@michealjacksonjunior142
@michealjacksonjunior142 Жыл бұрын
Make sure it’s not yellow on the floor whenever building and placing things kind help with the bugs to mate
@jamesknauer540
@jamesknauer540 Жыл бұрын
So. who put the LSD into the Ship's Punchbowl? Great series! Maybe after it's been in the oven a bit longer...
@stephenmurray9850
@stephenmurray9850 Жыл бұрын
For your turrets to fire you need ammo, which of course you need to build. Oh well .. never mind , there is always next time.. thanks for the video.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
I was prioritising keeping the lights on, but even then I think we still had a few rounds of ammo in the bank.
@JakeKilka
@JakeKilka Жыл бұрын
I was thinking I'll buy the game when it's published but looks like I'm gonna wait an update or two
@darthvegan
@darthvegan Жыл бұрын
I notice loads of "heads held low" as the crew move about the ship. Looking awfully grim, Colonel!
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
If they were to do their damn jobs they'd be happier.
@darthvegan
@darthvegan Жыл бұрын
@@colonelfailure They would certainly be less dead.
@cabe_bedlam
@cabe_bedlam Жыл бұрын
I can believe we had to wait until EP4 for an Annoyed Colonel Tannoy!
@centsparta4280
@centsparta4280 Жыл бұрын
I for one welcome our new Zuton overlords!
@d3m3n70r
@d3m3n70r Жыл бұрын
Does this game have a roadmap for planned future feature updates?
@vincewilson1
@vincewilson1 Жыл бұрын
What day will part five be uploaded. I played but got confused because nothing really to tell how to get started. I will wash your play then try again.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
Did you watch this episode? Everyone's dead. I may revisit the game after it's had more brewing time but I'm done for now.
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 Жыл бұрын
Well, its still Early Acess. The priority system does not work at all and its hard to tell why they do one work before the other. But there is some hope since the developers already releases 2 patches and promised to continue working on the artificial stupidity.
@cyberfutur5000
@cyberfutur5000 Жыл бұрын
Huh.. that actually seemed like it wasn't your fault. But it also seems like a game with a load of potential. I hope the Devs will watch this, learn and get back to work. And maybe the Colonel could come back to it when it's done, to show of the masterpiece this might have become. But maybe they should just hand development over to VuVu :)
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
It wasn't my fault! Validated by comments!
@Bobimk
@Bobimk Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure when 3 people mentioned fire, they were talking about an actual fire in the ship, not for you to fire up the guns 🤣 Anyways it was fun while it lasted, thanks for showcasing the game
@wimpie031
@wimpie031 Жыл бұрын
Nice intro. If this KZbin caper isn’t going to work out you can record station/train/airport announcements, I’ll happily buy a ticket if I know your voice will be on the PA system.
@MrGeneralScar
@MrGeneralScar Жыл бұрын
It seems like to me to be something like the Sims, but in Space and with a timer that never goes away. And should your crew not be happy they just turn into a useless bunch and then its impossible to fix anything because they just wont work. Definitely need rosters, or some way to say "yoohoo, go sit there and make jumplight". For me at least in the early access version that is in these videos, the timer appears to be too short. This wasnt even on hard, it was on normal, but I feel like I would get very frustrated very quickly because the crew just dont want to do whats needed. Perhaps the way to win this game is to just focus mostly on producing jumplight fuel to jump further faster so you can complete the missions get resources then build the comfort. But then i assume the crew would spit the dummy about not being comfortable.
@MerlinKernow75
@MerlinKernow75 Жыл бұрын
All hail the Zutons. 🏳
@bleahster6335
@bleahster6335 Жыл бұрын
If they never wanted to survive why'd the board the ship when it launched? But seriously, beyond some obvious pathing issues what'd you think of the game overall?
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
I think it has the potential to be great. When the glitches are dealt with I'll give it another go.
@vincewilson1
@vincewilson1 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Steam's countdown only updates approximately hourly so when I saw it said 5 hours I looked at my watch and saw it was 9:29 so I am guessing it will unlock at 1:00 P.M.
@Evergreen64
@Evergreen64 Жыл бұрын
I don't know. It just came out on Steam but I can't tell which are bugs and game ballance issues and which is just eh...
@edwardokaa
@edwardokaa Жыл бұрын
My interest in this game evaporated faster than the contents of your hope meter. Don't mind the bugs so much, but... Spoiler ahead for those who haven't watched the video yet ...having a game over screen just because the hope meter hit an arbitrary value... no, just... no. There's a reason that the motto for the granddaddy of survival/colony management games is "LOSING IS FUN". A good chunk of what makes these games compelling is trying to salvage something of value when it all goes wrong, and getting to see the consequences of your failure, so that you can say "Next time it will be different." only to then fail in entirely new and exciting ways.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
Yes, the game over from misery score felt very anticlimactic. Wanted to see the worthless scum shot to pieces.
@rhlutz
@rhlutz Жыл бұрын
Feels very much like this game needs some more time in the oven before early access.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
It will have had some of the quirks ironed out before EA release, but yes it has further to go to be a robust experience.
@vincewilson1
@vincewilson1 Жыл бұрын
@CF the devs just said that in the future you will be able to click on a crew member and as the Captain you can click on several options like 'someone pick this person up.' You will also be able to click on the power generator and select an immediate order to refuel the thing! Just the sort of thing you keep mentioning so you don't feel like spacing the entire crew.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
Not sure I approve of that as anything more than a quick fix. Quite happy for the crew to perish because of my own mismanagement, but purposefully placing then feels a bit of a cheat. I'll wait and see how it plays out.
@pliskenmovie
@pliskenmovie Жыл бұрын
Sounds like entirely too much micro.
@GertrudeFilthbasket
@GertrudeFilthbasket Жыл бұрын
i miss the Vuvu boys
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
Wednesday
@orb505
@orb505 Жыл бұрын
USS Calypso Icey Pop
@TheLeonhamm
@TheLeonhamm Жыл бұрын
'I like a nice cup of tea in the morning ..' Thud. Thud. Thud. Thu-uh-hud .. 'Unable Lite-Flight Scrounger 123(00..Oh? Oh! 0) Bind, Jimmy, reporting to the flight-light jumper deck bridge - in order for to be volunteered to be killeded .. ummm? .. Sir!' 'Drinks! gents Snacks! ladies; all on the break trolley. No, no tea. No, no coffee. No, no bananas ..' And so life in the Imperial Civil Service grinds on. Yey! ;o)
@alfred7350
@alfred7350 Жыл бұрын
Where’s vuvu guv?
@alfred7350
@alfred7350 Жыл бұрын
@@kelsokid18 can you taste what he ate for breakfast as well?
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
Back Wednesday.
@alfred7350
@alfred7350 Жыл бұрын
@@colonelfailure cheers, sorry if it’s the 16th time you’ve said it… I haven’t seen it anywhere 👍🏻
@leighbellouny3904
@leighbellouny3904 Жыл бұрын
@@alfred7350Can you smell anything other than what you had for breakfast?
@480Lysander
@480Lysander Жыл бұрын
Sweet the stars are go and first I think
@justwords3882
@justwords3882 Жыл бұрын
More please. Posted this twice to indicate my pleasure 😊
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure Жыл бұрын
I'll revisit after it's had a tune up :)
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