The Fall Of RuneScape's First Cult - The Order of Cabbage

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[@NanosoftRussia]

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[@DittoBrando]

if you eat enough cabbage fast enough your character likes it in RSC

[@nigel2228]

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[@Lepowdy]

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[@Lepowdy]

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[@tylerkulchinsky2167]

I fucking lost it at the Potato cult and Onion Cult joining forces. WTF is this game

[@japonieczpolski2903]

Just childish memories. Now its grind in osrs and p2w in rs3

[@JZblue9]

@@japonieczpolski2903 shame, the last big dumb community thing i remember was cr1tikal and his monkey nut collection. that was like 2 years ago

[@nartdarym4237]

🥺

[@beardsntools]

autism scape

[@Reg_The_Galah]

its autism personified

[@iglw-theo]

Heya! This is Ignite 168/Iggy. I go by Iglw now and still log on to OSRS every now and then. It's absolutely surreal that people are still telling our story so many years later! I think I got credited for a few things that were already in place before I inherited leadership from Blackbane, but overall I'm amazed that you went through and did reenactments/animations of our cult events and even some of the stories we had in the GBoK. So awesome, I love it! Thank you so much for making this video. Kah Bah Gee!

[@beardsntools]

Of course you still login to osrs.. you still have autism like everyone else playing the official rsps :)

[@DrOmegaBattleSphere]

Share the lore!

[@RogierVJ]

Love it, things like these gave RuneScape so much character!

[@beardsntools]

@@RogierVJ the avtistic character? Lol

[@theoyourecool]

from one theo to another, u did an amazing job running ur cult!

[@spaceiguana5066]

"An unexplainable fixation with cabbage" My autistic ass: I think I can explain it.

[@nikitaworsley]

Cabbage is just his flavour of autism, gotta respect the grind ahaha

[@jadiellima8922]

Please do it?

[@olliefischer]

​@@jadiellima8922 no, like, that's the entirety of the explanation--not to armchair diagnose, but random fixations and obsessions like that are very common amongst autistic folk. like for example in middle school i was obsessed with traffic cones for a hot minute. my mom got me a traffic cone for my birthday and everything

[@ChickenJoe-tq6xd]

@@olliefischerbro what 💀 traffic comes?

[@logantheloopholer6222]

@@olliefischer I've got 4 traffic cones stacked up that I decorate like a christmas tree every year.

[@Pizza4Lunch]

"You just do the same thing in this game. Just clicking on things" goes on to pick over 100 thousand cabbages.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

What is life But clicking on rocks What is life

[@SaltDawgz95]

tuhhhhh

[@Dafuro]

Before enlightenment chop wood and carry water after enlightenment chop wood carry water

[@RamadaArtist]

I mean, he kind of made his point though. Dude basically said, "I could play this game or I could pick 100k cabbages, and it would be the same either way; watch."

[@rieiid5867]

​@@RamadaArtistbro really said hold my beer watch this shit

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

Blackbane then went on to become a humble cabbage merchant, selling his vast collection of cabbages all over the Earth Kingdom.

[@fuzzleXL]

mY CAbBaGEs!!!

[@randomuploaderguy]

Order of Cabbage is still around if you know where to look...

[@Exlaax]

Is this from oblivion hahaha

[@owlergg]

Fufufufufufu......

[@kingbball66]

Shadow hide you

[@austinwilburn1772]

(*equip ghost robes, ghost speak amulet, ring of visibility*) Alright tell me your secrets.

[@elizabethmichaels3101]

Are they with the cabbages?

[@starfuryduck3446]

Oh my god, it all makes sense now. As a kid I was always like: why are there so many cabbages on the floor?

[@Seraph.G]

"Yum, not yuck" just brought back so many memories for me.

[@soundspoon]

you will never be a woman

[@hankybanister1]

Me to my wife now

[@StNicolausVI]

Yes they are the Cult that inspired Jagex to make the cabbage shield, the cape, the Lumbridge teleport ring goes to their patch, and the Brassican mage for clues.

[@baddragonite]

For the record: Cabbage tastes great if you cook it properly My suggestion: something we had often as kids Several pork loin chops with prepped and chopped cabbage or whole cabbage leaves, after boiling the cabbage for a bit and salting the pork chops and/or adding your preferred seasoning (I suggest slap ya mama Cajun seasoning) add both to the same pan and bake them together in an oven at around 350-450 degrees. The flavors perfectly compliment each other and mix together, so the cabbage has a juicy meaty taste when your done because it soaks in the flavors and juices from the chops. Also great if you're on a budget. We would cook them in a portable roasting oven when I was a kid when we lived in a camper/old school bus in the woods.

[@beardsntools]

But why would you? If you don't want to look like Andrew gower or similar chinless soyboys, you should just eat meat instead.

[@CallmeJeffy1]

Have corned beef and cabbage slow cooking in the crock pot as I type this. 🤙🏻

[@baddragonite]

@@CallmeJeffy1 never tried that but it sounds like it'd be great tbh

[@Aloho3mora]

Yess many Irish people do this with ham! The salty cabbage/ham water put on mashed potatos lord have mercy, I'm not the biggest fan of cabbage but you know when your in the mood of a really hearty dinner, that's the one! KAH BAH GEE

[@EluneAnzu]

"didn't have much of anything going on in life, so he begin sinking all his free time into the game" relatable

[@shanefoster6479]

The way you create your own custscene to show details in the story is fantastic! Love the work.

[@SISMNTB]

This video made me cry a bit on the inside. I was in OoC back in the day. They were by far the most fun group of people I had the pleasure of meeting and knowing in my last days of RuneScape. No time better spent than that with fellow Acolytes in the cabbage patch.

[@WH40KHero]

Brassica Prime must have been very pleased with these gents spreading the cabbage arround

[@YokaiSamurai]

Around that time, most cabbage spawns were changed from objects on the ground into scenery pieces, which would have their respawn behaviour programmed very differently. Scenery pieces look better because they can have different orientation, among other graphical benefits. From Mod Ash

[@Snezit]

I miss having cool stuff like this now everything is just so temporary and everyones too busy grinding

[@ErinMar]

Tbh this was all when we were in our teens lollll

[@nameunavailable-gp3ot]

Hop on to the role play worlds and wing it , you'd be surprised how many play along

[@rieiid5867]

​@Mike-Extendlyspoken directly from the cabbage picking man himself

[@bcrx5780]

The 2007-2009 switch from Social-centered play to Grind-lording was such a bummer, even though I did fall into it as well. I miss our little country clan just hanging around...such good times. Also, I didn't know about the order of cabbage but experienced their shenanigans hahaha. Glad to have an explanation now.

[@spiritofnex]

I remember a video where someone joined a Zamorakian cult. Still one of my favorites.

[@randomuploaderguy]

I'm part of the Zamorak Cult clan in RS3 ;o

[@DontLikeReeboks93]

@@randomuploaderguyhow do i join

[@Mvgical]

What is the cc lol

[@NotTheGrimmReaper]

@@randomuploaderguy i WAnt in too!

[@Ty-fj1kq]

Boaty’s reaction from getting cabbage as loot from Tob is hilarious and justified 😂

[@justinlawson4374]

So this is why Guthix was obsessed with Cabbages in RuneScape Gods Exposed

[@zants_]

I'll say "kah bah gee" in random video game chats, add it to my profile, etc. hoping that someday I'll catch the eye of an old OoC member, but surprisingly after all of these years I haven't met a single one outside of RS.

[@daniloalves1139]

11:43 a second to apreciate this banner

[@syan7558]

I distinctly remember seeing a cabbage-bombing back in the day and thinking it was a super rare random event.

[@SwitchTalkChannel]

This guy: 'It's pointless to just click on different nodes. They're all the same, with no meaning!' Also this guy: 'I'm going to collect a large number of the same item for no reason.' Rigghtttt...

[@Sariyen]

The sheer coincidence of being in a Cabbage themed clan and having an onions and potato themed sister clan is feeling a lot less like luck now

[@ColdPotatos]

Cabbages are god tier rs lore.

[@RSwizard101vids]

In RS3 we get the Cabbagemancer outfit from the gower quest as well as some weapons (all overrides) and a cabbage pet and amulet. we can actually reboot the cult

[@CallingClips]

Someone in bh was selling 5.2m cabbages today. Wild.

[@King_Kristof]

Still love you coming and playing on OpenRSC, even if it's alone

[@bjni]

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[@nunkeytron]

you should interview someone from the cult

[@generalcatkaa5864]

I imagine the fixation has nothing to do with a certain cabbage merchant who keeps getting his cart ruined by an airbender.

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

i was a member i remember this yeah those were the days dropping cabbages at random spots as a way of propaganda or for others to join us like musa point karamja fishing spots mining places you name it

[@ChaoticScape]

You just answered a years old question I had in the back of my mind. I remember seeing them place cabbages a few times and I would always think what the hell is going on now I know holy crap!

[@lifeontherez]

This game is unmatched with silliness 😂

[@Deamons64]

I think i vaguely remember seeing varrock after these guys (or someone imitating them) covered it in cabbage. A good bit of it had despawned by the time i showed up, but it still had me confused as an 8 year old.

[@namesurname8423]

Sick story! Thanks for upload!

[@alexlove9975]

How do I get the black shirt and pants that they’re all wearing?

[@Zahrul3]

Black wizard top + black wizard robe + red glove from TT + highwayman cape dyed red

[@playerpotatoed]

As a longtime f2p player in rs2 this was a trip down memory lane. I amassed my own cabbage collection after hanging around these guys

[@justineb]

Omg I remember these guys, core memory unlocked

[@PaladinSpam]

Does anyone know how ColonelloRS gets his Runescape Classic footage?

[@rentsy3444]

Man achieves buddha - like enlightenment, speedrun 0:40

[@edwardbarrett-vo9mf]

Great video I really enjoyed it! Didn't know about any of this 😂

[@JM-mg4el]

When colonello uploads you just know he found a sponsor lmao

[@shigglezz684]

I've seen the order of bronze recently it was kinda cool to see the cult while playing after seeing Jimmy's video where he joined them for a little

[@dangibbs3815]

This was brilliant thankyou😂

[@thedrtime]

legend thanks!!! great vid

[@ShawnBlaque]

Kid at school: "Oh wow you play Runescape too?" Blackbane: "Yes......" Kid at school: "That's cool what are you training lately?" Blackbane: "I pick cabbage.. Only cabbage..." Drools on shirt.... Kid at school: "Oh ya.. Nice man... I gotta go"

[@richardbeater8915]

_xxx_xdrawr so quirky

[@SkydivingSquid]

I remember this. In fact, I was a part of that order for a while.. though only for a few days because I was more focused on getting my skills up as a F2P.

[@youngstoney707]

lol damn just unlocked some old memories. I remember people asking me to join the cabbage cult in like summer 2005. Trying to make trades in a city and just chat being flooded with the chants and cabbage everywhere.

[@JeliOnYT]

I was a part of it back in the day :) I'm 29 now and just got back to playing osrs recently

[@BV_Kingofstuff]

i remember this. runescape has always been about how insane people are

[@KuroiRenge]

I still remember these dudes today. That was back when my teenage self was really into Runescape.

[@TRUENORTHER93]

you should look into the cabbage patch theory and orphan trains of the early 1900s. You should also look into the georgia guidestones and STONEHENGE

[@Zombiessssss]

What’s Stonehenge got to do with cabbage

[@jujutalley]

Elaborate

[@TRUENORTHER93]

they are two diff stories but standing rocks are pagan practice its just something i came across recently. but if you look into the cabbage patch theory, it dives into alchemy and homunculi@@Zombiessssss

[@dean9261]

​@@jujutalleynot sure what this guys on about "Geoengineering" is weather modification and is a deep rabbit hole "Event 201" a planned global coronavirus pandemic exercise from october 2019 "Big history" the richest people in the world creating a global history curriculum so we are all taught roughly the same thing A few good places to start. "USS liberty" "Prism" "Viking runestones throughout the usa" "Giant bones disappearing hundreds of times from the Smithsonian " "Les Stroud romania sasquatch watching him bob gymlan" "USA declared war september 10th 2001" That should keep you busy

[@tabby7189]

You've covered some of the most sociologically peculiar and therefore interesting and instructive occurrences in the history of this game. Please continue, please! Encore!

[@Bowfa]

26k trick video when?

[@SwitchTalkChannel]

The other very human thing: man feels hopelessness in life and cannot even find enjoyment in a video game at a young age, with all the time in the world, so he starts a cult to feel important and like life has meaning again. Truly amazing stuff. Don't let this guy near a government or army or philosophy book is all I'll say. You'll have a next Lenin or Marx on your hands. Of course, then gets rid of it when in-fighting starts. Very cute, haha. Note: An extra twist is that he wanted it secret. Not uncommon to find such a Hermetic sort of root. We see this all the time these days. It's also not as uncommon as you think that they start to break due to in-fighting. Only great leaders can controllers can actually stop the in-fighting or use it to their advantage. Clearly, in this case, it wasn't very helpful inside a fairly niche video game.

[@deathjunior7755]

I remember these people lol, this is around then time when I was really grinding the game in my middle school years. I actually still have the cult outfit sitting on my account even though short of just checking it every year or so it just sits dormant. Used to toss on the outfit and just try and figure out wtf they were doing

[@LCDRformat]

Blackbane: im pretty tired. I think im gonna go home.

[@HihiouZabimaru182]

This reminds me sooooo much of Cithadre Requiem in RS3 and the dummy you make to lure the "demon" out. Shoutout to Sister Cabbage.

[@KeyStonedState]

Was the best time. I'll never forget when the Jmod showed up in the patch. I really feel the the Cabbage based content that came after was a nod to OoC. So glad this cult is being remembered today. The forums were super tight nit and meticulous. The anxiety you'd get lining up in the patch to be made a acolyte or get promoted. Kbg forever.

[@FluffyFractalshard]

I think the fact alone that this cabbage cult was operational for over 11 years is an achievement initself. Cool story! :D

[@Justfillintheblank]

This unlocked some primitive memories that I completely forgot. I TOTALLY remember players running around saying "Kah Ba Gee." I wonder what other things I've forgotten about since I started playing in 05...

[@AutoMotionDigital]

Content well must be going pretty dry that a cult about cabbages warranted a 12 minute video

[@XACTIC_Valour]

How u get black p hat?

[@tie5360]

Never knew why I saw cabbages covering the whole area when I was a kid that one time but now Im sad that I never joined the cult.

[@Corfaisus]

When I took a break to put my dinner bowl away, I thought "that's why he's the Cabbagemancer!!" When I returned and realized that wasn't the case, I was disappointed.

[@AxtonTheObstagoon]

if the cult was still around in Runescape 3, the Cabbagemancer cosmetics would definitely be their new look

[@TheBourbonWrench]

Cabbage is still alive. You just don’t see them. True heroes are never recognized, but millions of cabbage are being delivered to RS daily, plus millions more being stockpiles in trustworthy banks across gillenor. You guys are blessed.

[@LIXX963]

Now I see why my red scarf compliments my green coat so much!!! Good eye lad

[@GameBoi_pat]

RuneScape is such a wild game. There’s more lore for actual players than there is for the game’s characters themselves. I’ve never heard of any other game with this many stories about the players. Legendary MMO 🔥

[@Bigbubblebottomlover]

WE NEED TO BRING THESE CULTS BACK!!! ESPECIALLY THE ORDER OF CABBAGE. SOMEONE SPREAD THE WORD!

[@tabby7189]

Let's recap. The Order of Cabbage has ✅Induction rites ✅An outfit ✅Chants ✅Dances ✅Public events ✅A deity ✅Mythology ✅A sacred text with instructions about dealing with enemies ✅A physical treasure trove (physical within the confines of the world of RS) ✅Internal drama and history ✅Enemy clans ✅A permanent place in the history of their world ✅Commentary they made, implicitly, about human nature and the world beyond RuneScape

[@andrewjunk687]

Dude. Can you dig up any history on Sir Ajacobs? He had the Cabbage series.. Revenge of the Cabbage... was awesome

[@null1808]

I remember this; I remember people saying Kah Bah Gee and I even picked up an inventory of cabbage and starting chanting it as well; I thought it was some cabbage holiday somewhere in the world, rip. lmao

[@tukamadafuka]

Blackbanes probably 40+ right now watching this 😂

[@tukamadafuka]

@Mike-Extendly THE MAN, THE MYTH. THE LEGEND!

[@queensofthedthrone8267]

POSSIBLE honorable mention: one of Overwatch’s most famous (and excellent) DPS streamers is named Kabaji, which when oronounced correctly, sounds exactly like the Cabbage Cult slogan. He also goes by cabbage. But I dont think anyone has ever plugged those two facts together.

[@youri_calisthenics]

Stuff like this makes me love the game again and again.

[@sweatm8778]

Bro was a RuneScape philosopher

[@diplomat1o11]

This order of events is so ridiculous, the only reason I believe it is cause it happened on Runescape. Great video!

[@furiouspower8806]

He had nothing really going on in real life so he made a RS account. Story as old as time

[@SamSmith-rw1ql]

Ohhhh the stories I could tell from my Paxia days in Adventure Quest

[@DanSolow]

If you eat enough cabbages your character starts to like them!

[@Z00keeper54]

There was a Reddit post claiming this, but it was actually faked. The player just ate a different item that displays different text when eaten. I wish it was real though.

[@stupich5868]

I remember the order of the cabbage, a school friend was a member.

[@felurfalas4427]

I remember all of these events in retrospect. Nice to finally understand what was going on. lol

[@outdoorogre4279]

holy crap i remember this when i was like 6 and just started playing they cabbage bombed fally and i thought it was the coolest thing anyone has ever done. Needless to say as a kid i was easily impressed and had a simple mind. some things never change i guess lol. love this community always was and always will be the most unique and dedicated there is.

[@ruthlesace]

Funnily enough just yesterday i was north of the temple near edgeville, saw someone picking cabbage in funny patterns and asked if it was kah bah gee. Got to tell this story because noone there knew what was going on when i said that.

[@theoyourecool]

God I wish OSRS had a community as strong as this

[@tekt_real]

Huh? I've been collecting noted cabbages on my F2P UIM for fun for a year now. You can only get them from beginner clues so they're rewarding to collect and stuff. One of the clue steps require you to wear a chef's hat and a red cape so that's what I have been wearing at all times. Now I like to change my fashionscape up often and just recently I decided to change my getup to.. a priest gown and bottoms. I just unknowingly recreated most of the OoC costume. I've even got the cabbage collection going on. I don't even really know what to say.

[@BaldAdventures]

Damn they placed cabbages everywhere? That is unreal

[@dreadvenom1]

Omg. I witnessed a cabbage bomb and until right now, I had no idea what was going on!

[@sntrxbn]

how tf did u get this classic footage in HD?

[@frenchfatcat]

my IRL friend got married by the leader of the clan. good times

[@EddieRod]

I have a ring that proves my Son Of A Cabbage Patch membership.

[@QuikSak]

I remember randomly shouting out “Cabbage!” In game

[@taylorzahayko9903]

I laughed out loud in my home alone over half this video hahahah this is messed, “the weave, the drainpipe”

[@RothmerGaming]

Listening to this, it sounds like I've been smoking some cabbage! HAHA Great video

[@maikilreategui1271]

This episode was pretty hilarious 😂😂

[@TheAussieBrickMan]

Never knew about this. The fact I have 1 million cabbages in my osrs bank is funnier now.