Colonization but it makes no sense! (Europa Universalis 3)

EU3 is weird but entertaining
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[@meandmetoo8436]

9:00 "Morroccan north Africa." I mean... Yes.

[@mohamedred5746]

😂

[@Ethan11892]

*Ah yes, this Morocco here is made out of Morocco*

[@mohamedred5746]

@@aussieendeavor3679 West*

[@aussieendeavor3679]

@Mohamed Al Maghrebi shh... You didn't see anything

[@jsaucemapping7107]

Just as good as Russian russia

[@perfectlyfine1675]

"it has no logic" says the person who *observes* Age of Civilizations 2.

[@irtizafayaz]

*Watches

[@royaljanissary4555]

*Observe

[@Aetherius21]

Observes*

[@stan8692]

What do you mean? That's the most logical game in the world! I mean, just look at the borders! Beautiful!

[@catalyst9955]

Yes indeed

[@KhalerJex]

You gave the map knowledge to everyone, this is why they didn't wait 100 years to get to the americas. This game was rigged

[@tremere26]

I love how Drew seamlessly makes vids without any knowledge of the game. France starts with a shitload of vassals making them just as strong, but this is representing the strong decentralization in France. Timiruds were at the height of the power in 1399 and it started to decline after Timmie's death. Furthermore coastal cities are always interesting for trade, making it logical that China coastal provinces represent a certain value.

[@piotrpomykalski7579]

I was looking at your profile pic and was like: "When have I wrote this comment" hahahah

[@Den_Norske_strategispilleren]

hmmum

[@diojoestar9646]

"Moroccan North Africa" as he stares directly at america!

[@Fraffi309]

The reason why the game looks so crazy is that EU3 implodes when you disable terra incognita through console

[@xXArtemis5Xx]

I think when you disabled terra incognita it also affected the AI.

[@CivilizedWasteland]

I think so too I've played this game a lot and never seen the ai colonize so fast

[@NeukiMGA]

you think?

[@yeozdemir75]

s t i r n e r

[@angelmatesmolan]

''Colonization but it makes no sense!'' *Treaty of Tordesillas and Treaty of 1885 intensifies*

[@mrbagashdportugal5152]

Treaty of Tordesillas is hot af

[@clapointe151]

The treaty of 1885 made sense... I mean, there was an entire continent populated by tribe. Why would they not conquer it?

[@leoleboss9414]

A perfect world doesn't exis- Burgundy takes over France Scotland takes over England

[@european_mapper-FR]

Léo le boss si je me permet, ne viendrais tu pas de Bourgogne ?

[@leoleboss9414]

@@european_mapper-FR Oui , de Saône et Loire pour être plus précis

[@european_mapper-FR]

Léo le boss je savais qu’il n’y avait qu’un Bourguignon pour dire ça ! :P

[@wandaperi]

Ok boomer

[@technoblode4604]

We stand corrected

[@aleahaibrahim8362]

So this is if someone smashed together EUIV and Vic2’s basegames with no dlc? Ok.

[@whiteeagle9769]

Pure pain and suffering

[@presidentforlife1732]

I guess Drew has atleast Divine wind. EUIII vanilla is what hell is modeled after.

[@Aetherius21]

6:44 "The STDs are spreading here in sub-saharan Africa" Woah ,this game is very realistic!

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

Colonization in EU3 might not make sense, but it sure does in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Danish Congo, can’t believe Leopold let that happen

[@suselek990]

Ive seen you in every history matters video comments section

[@ld4723]

7:20 needs to go into KZbin rewind 2019

[@sc4rt8ons_]

I almost forgot how disgusting old map games looked.

[@Grunk111]

and still it looks so amazing compared to vanilla eu3.

[@LaFacedera]

Besides the borders it's fine.

[@kerzariz8717]

I have a potato laptop and I play EU2 and Crusader Kings 1 :(

[@kerzariz8717]

@Steven Tsakiris it's a 8 year old laptop. Im saving up for a PC haha

[@taylorford1689]

@@kerzariz8717 And i thought mine was bad with only being able to play EU3 and HOI2 and not even Minecraft. Jesus, that's new.

[@learningagain4094]

The reason why Algeria&Spain conquered so early into the game, was because Drew made it so the whole map was discovered; meaning all nations could go an conquer.

[@MCMIVC]

Start of video: **happy norwegian noises** One third in: **even happier norwegian noises** Two thirds in: **sad norwegian noises** End of video: **even sadder norwegian noises**

[@babelfisk1870]

Ikr

[@thatbird9600]

The reason Algiers has territories in america is cuz the ti command let's the ea see the whole map as well

[@zpk.]

Day 39 of asking Drew to start a discord server.

[@thiagoecb]

Yeah

[@riggedfootball103]

Yeah

[@IamPq]

LaZeR Suleimen2007 he did

[@gocwak6720]

I am Pq link

[@thiagoecb]

@@IamPq link

[@kewloof8362]

*"guess what we just had"*

[@miskapiska2188]

Danish congo time ?

[@pspdude2316]

"Look at me I'm the france now" drew durnil 2019

[@LordofKings_]

Drew:'' castile isnt gonna form spain, its just gonna stay itself'' Drew:'' hahaha.... Unless???''

[@wandaperi]

*G E S P A A N S I S E E R D*

[@martychisnall]

At first glance I thought “Candar” was “Canada” and I was confused

[@mantasbarcys6509]

Nobody: Lithuania: We used to have it all

[@wandaperi]

Ok boomer

[@wandaperi]

@@Debre. I always say "Ok Boomer" to normies

[@yotuu7394]

@@wandaperi i dont know but u sound like a normie to me with those youtube memes

[@hofp1570]

Before I watch the video, I already assume the HRE will be cancer but Ulm will be the supreme ruler of the HRE (which wouldn’t be cancer) and Sexy Ulm without buffs is a sight to see

[@chillaxo9863]

Thank you

[@jamiearmstrong9494]

Love your vids. They are so funny and interesting

[@dagath5845]

I just adore how Papal State, while being located at appenin peninsula (which looms like a boot) colonised northern island of New Zealand, which also looks like a boot lol jsut kill me already

[@AdamTheSpeaker]

So I think the reason they started colonizing for you so early is that you had to console in “ti” to turn off terra incognita so you could view the whole world from the beginning. That turns off ti for the ai as well as the player, so while they couldn’t colonize immediately (they don’t start out with the colonial range), the ai could sail out and conquer nations in the new world. Then, 50 years later, they got cores on their conquered land, and were able to actually start colonizing.

[@TheMaper1000]

Man I remember EU3 it welcomed me to the amazing paradox games

[@norbertkocsis5945]

9:00 Drew's geography knowledge is just supreme...

[@donaldjoeylahaye3]

fyi if you turn off the terra incognita in eu3 it turns it off for all nations so thats how they got to the new world so early

[@IamPq]

Geographers: this map is easy Me: this map is rocket science

[@skook1087]

Drew's final puppet country got onto the income leader board. Amazingly done

[@omo7002]

We need the perfect mega campaign, ck1 - eu3 - vicky 1 - hoi3 - stellaris. Like this so drew knows we want it!

[@user-tj9vp8re4d]

oh god

[@quakedaddy4067]

Keep up the good videos drew

[@anrilomidze7817]

ight, when will you upload eu2 then?

[@luigimini2124]

That game is hell

[@sweetmarshmallow7146]

@@luigimini2124 a wonderful hell

[@coltonsupergame]

Yay he finally plays EU3, as I'm too cheap to get EU4.

[@GoogleUser-ks4ue]

8:03 Ottoman Morocco in Crimea? This game needs help

[@not_juice_man9867]

For a second I mixed up EU with CK and I was extremely interested that CKIII had the new world.

[@KaoruSF]

My PC could only run this, I'm happy by seeing it again

[@calebshade4991]

The reason why the Europeans made it over to America so fast and Ferrara discovered Japan so fast is because when you disable fog of war, you are disabling fog of war for EVERYONE. So everyone can see the same things as you.

[@keizervanenerc5180]

I know the Jalayirids. They were one of the Timurid-succesors in the Veritas Et Fortidudo mod if i remember correctly.

[@jordini3381]

'Venice aint looking good in Europe' - Zooms in showing Venice has been kicked out Well, your not wrong Drew, your not wrong...

[@itskee7659]

I never thought I would see this game on youtube again

[@abdokorib8898]

0:06. Victoria 2: Am I a joke to you?

[@blazeku]

Prussia formed, in real life, in 1525, so it's quite accurate.

[@orzyszindustries]

Actually eu3 is Great gamę i still remember my first gamę where I as bohemia ruled world :)

[@thomasturner6980]

0:13, are u sure he isn't from your birth state then drew?

[@hiiamnicehiiamnice5697]

Hi

[@Idk-ks9mg]

Dude the nostalgia eu3 gives me. My first paradox game

[@Flammifleure]

You're making me want to play this game.

[@ryanmurray7941]

*Just remember that time Latvia tried to colonise*

[@NiedzwiedzMilo]

Thank you for recording the best EU game

[@cannon4407]

I love how this game looks now after i got eu 4

[@mickmickymick6927]

I'm preety sure after you ended the game, there was a stats screen which gave the top ten players.

[@ap0kalyps326]

Properly geographically positioned map. Drew: Pikachu surprised face

[@pride2184]

The map is smaller then it should be. And two the nation's aren't properly how they were at the time.

[@montyroot9090]

"Properly" Yeah, nah. The grid of latitude and longitude lines here is complete nonsense.

[@ap0kalyps326]

@@pride2184 look up map making bro

[@ap0kalyps326]

@@montyroot9090 look up map making bro

[@montyroot9090]

Tony V Take your own advice before you embarrass yourself even further and then explain to me how Los Angeles can be at the same latitude as the Chesapeake Bay.

[@adrina6727]

There bigger and there’s more of them

[@ShudowWolf]

Now do an EU4 game starting in 1399 for comparison and since it starts the same year as this one Start is in Extended Timeline

[@darthvader5830]

This was a *VERY* satisfying video

[@maxmach4361]

You should try MEIOU for EUIII, it's an incarnation of madness. And it's beautiful.

[@dvdpro3726]

Am I the only one that when saw the thumbnail thought : "Hmm, EUIV 3"

[@th3omachos]

The most awkward part of this game is there are two others.

[@diojoestar9646]

Every 10 seconds this world gets visited by a cloud demon apparently

[@thespartanpromachos7477]

*Drew plays as a country in order to spectate* Wait, that’s illegal

[@b2as302]

I literally read it as Colonization but it *MAKES SENSE*

[@wandaperi]

11:58 - *Châteauneuf de l' Aotéaroie*

[@user-ts9sl8tn8q]

8:43 is lower novgorod

[@kristianambrosius7042]

Try a eu4 campign where trade nodes unite as one contry. And see how it goes

[@werewolf2969]

This map style is so much better it looks live Vic 2

[@qiaonasen3559]

Hmm Drew should play Svea Rike 2 or 3

[@UltimateBass2]

I was shocked when you said Munster. Anyone not irish knowing a province of Ireland just shocks me 😅

[@braydenplays6820]

Gotland is a island near Sweden

[@reiders5336]

Drew Durnil: Plays EU IV then plays EU III Plays Civ 6.... Civ 5 Fans: Am I a joke to you?

[@grovemeister04]

8:20 and in 1941 Germany said "Look at me I'm the Europe now."

[@MordanBlitz]

I could’ve watch PewDiePie but I decided to watch you drew

[@s_upe_rh_unte_r4730]

Drew dont try to trick me this is Victoria 2 not eu3

[@sergensen3330]

Is it just me or Drew called North Australia, "evil animals" Dude... Visit Anzac's before they visit you, you can't be Gallipoli ^^

[@samyakdhartuladhar8437]

Where is my notification squad?

[@penguind1559]

Right here brother!

[@foxxworldproductions6635]

Here

[@quaky20]

Samyak Tuladhar here too :)

[@anoemuser310]

here

[@riggedfootball103]

Here

[@tythorn13]

If you do this again, make sure to put AI Aggression to HIGH in the settings, if you haven't already.

[@LesleyLai]

I remembered that I cannot play a EU3 game without a mod.

[@keizervanenerc5180]

5:00 Burgundy did Around The Normandy focus

[@compatriot852]

When will we get a history of Lithuania video? It goes ham in almost all of these videos

[@esamsed6487]

Watching this while my mom and Dad are fighting 🥰🥳♥️♥️

[@unclesanders]

It's because you turned fog of war off. It lifts the fog for ai aswell

[@aquabone9203]

More of EU3 Drew

[@thatguyfrommewe7241]

Hey Drew, if you want to try something really interesting, try SMP Earth. Its a Minecraft server here you can actually form a nation. Only downside is that you have to stream.

[@fjooyou]

Go all the way back to the "Svea Rike" games.

[@jelte2202]

You should play eu4 as ireland

[@chelloho]

Drew, please use the Death and Taxes mod. It adds so much to EU3

[@odinvonjutland9086]

Even more happy Norwegian noises At the end sad Norwegian noises

[@josephmessina4832]

you’re the most entertaining youtuber ever 🧡😂

[@dylangrizzle]

EU3 is even crazier than I remember. Lol

[@firstname7606]

Came here because of the arrow and circle and it really caught my eye

[@OliLego]

Cool video

[@heater1237]

Victoria 2 but it starts in 1399 and had a stroke

[@jamesnewman5204]

Do EU1 next

[@helltubejackie1086]

Hi! Hope you're having a good day! If you aren't, I hope it becomes a good day! =)

[@nilesjameswanttoputyououto5701]

12:16 imagine Paraguay in the Guayanas

[@Supergforce777]

Man I forgot how much time I sunk into eu3

[@Frying1Pans]

this is like the cursed african colonization in victoria 2

[@raymondhu7720]

btw Killwa is Swahilli