The last time I was in Colorado I saw a bumper sticker that said "If God had meant for Texans to ski He would have given them mountains."
@susancnw592 жыл бұрын
He did. Colorado was once part of Texas. We decided to set ya'll free. You invented Boulder. We don't need you back.
@nicholusbaker28302 жыл бұрын
@@susancnw59 Hilarious how the "natives" of Colorado don't realize the middle of the state was in fact part of the Republic of Texas decades prior to becoming a state.
@susancnw592 жыл бұрын
@@nicholusbaker2830 they know. They do NOT like it when you remind them though.
@nicholusbaker28302 жыл бұрын
@@susancnw59 I moved to Colorado from Texas 7 years ago and the people here are some of the rudest and most entitled human beings I have ever met. I say we Texans take back Colorado and make it a better place.
@susancnw592 жыл бұрын
@@nicholusbaker2830 yep. If it weren't for the mountains, it would really have nothing going for it. Bland food, no accent...nothing.
@lexisalazar33182 жыл бұрын
lived in CO my whole life, so I can safely say this isn't even slightly exaggerated. 100% accurate.
@TheYearOfLauran2 жыл бұрын
I'm currently living outside of Denver. This guy was walking his dogs in shorts, a t-shirt and some sandals this morning.. it was literally zero degrees.
@Ziggy_Moonglow2 жыл бұрын
You'll get used to it. ;-)
@mcdart26062 жыл бұрын
My son, Colo born & raised, didn’t wear pants for ANY reason or weather until he was about 12. 😆
@PaulsWanderings2 жыл бұрын
I live in New Hampshire and I walked into a Cumberland Farms one morning when it was -9 and this guy was explaining that he didn't have his shorts on because it dropped below 0.
@alexandracasados222 жыл бұрын
I’m a Colorado native and I have to say it’s easier for me to deal w the cold cuz of how dry it is. I went to Michigan and froze my ass off, same temps, different humidity.
@hellhound13892 жыл бұрын
Don't forget we have to deal with lake effect, we can get tons of snow dumped on us
@mcdart26062 жыл бұрын
Ditto. 40 deg in D.C. about killed me!
@urfavleo072 жыл бұрын
It can’t be THAT cold here right? 😅
@badpiggies9882 жыл бұрын
I’m from Washington, when I went to upstate NY for college I was surprised to find that the rain now actually requires an umbrella and in the winter my skin crumbled like a cookie because I wasn’t used to a dry cold and now actually needed lotion.
@TheOReport1994 Жыл бұрын
"Humidity will kill ya." - The South.
@rachle812 жыл бұрын
Former CO resident with family still there, and I can vouch that this is not parody. This is a documentary.
@Abyssinian1212 жыл бұрын
Current CO resident, and have lived here for 40+ years. Husband is a native. This video is the truth, and then some. The need for moisturizer, however, fades after the first couple of decades here. After that, going anywhere with more than 10% humidity is a form of sticky torture. Also, the water everywhere else sucks by comparison.
@kaitert2 жыл бұрын
@@Abyssinian121 I agree and have lived here my entire life besides a semester in Europe. The water here is so much better than anywhere else. I don’t actually like bottled water much either. The worst was visiting friends while in college when they lived in states like New Mexico and Kansas with awful tap water. They were so used to going to the store and keeping gallons of water around. They would have them prepared for any big test, or if they had to hunker down during bad weather. They got so used to drinking warm water. I couldn’t do it.
@MsMars.2 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@suzannegarrett22462 жыл бұрын
Four years ago, I moved from San Diego to Boulder County, never looked back, and I now can say not a single reference in this documentary went over my blonde head.
@petergustaf56332 жыл бұрын
Breck condo? Sold a kidney.
@Wingedheart84482 жыл бұрын
south facing driveway is essential for us Canadian's up north. I put it distinctively when we were looking for a place and my hubby keeps thanking me for my wisdom. every. single. snowfall!
@misterj5972 жыл бұрын
That fact that he IS a transplant makes this even funnier. He’s successfully assimilated.
@Boilerking761232 жыл бұрын
Everyone there is a transplant except the Arapaho
@geo1020942 жыл бұрын
A California one at that! 🤣
@MsMars.2 жыл бұрын
@@geo102094 But, he's originally from South Dakota which, less face it, is essentially Colorado without the Rockies, LOL.
@DudeDad2 жыл бұрын
😂🤷♂️
@misterj5972 жыл бұрын
@@DudeDad Holy cow!!! Dude Dad himself replied to my comment!!!
@Soldier4thaLORD2 жыл бұрын
I live in Colorado and this is 1000% accurate. I left my chapstick at home today and I'm miserable. Unrelated, there are 14 bikes in our garage and no cars.
@IncaTrails2 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate. You forgot about the part where you have to replace your windshield in your car every year from rocks on the interstate
@butterflywingz49132 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Denver Biscuit Company! "Just got a condo in Brek, only had to sell a kindney." 🤣
@elizabethdowning81032 жыл бұрын
I am a Ft Collins resident and all those are 1000% accurate, especially the "Fat Tire" reference!! Get ready for more snow tonight!
@sellinwood12 жыл бұрын
Lol, same! There's nothing like biking on Mason or Poudre trails to pick up some fat tire on my fat fire.
@justinsane71282 жыл бұрын
Take i-70 west and keep goin.... Been saying that since the 70's
@heathersheets50102 жыл бұрын
"There's always next year," has always been the mantra of Broncos" fans since the 60s, 70s, 80s, most of the 90s, until the back-to-back Super Bowl wins in 1998 and 1999, then the wonderful win in 2016. Love the line about going on I-70 and go back to California, the same could be said about Texas, too. Go Broncos!
@What.The.Fluff.2 жыл бұрын
Same could be said about New Yorkers, ppl from Kansas, pretty much everyone who comes to visit & decides to stay! 😼
@firedchiefpaul2 жыл бұрын
Uh, I-25 for Texas
@MsMars.2 жыл бұрын
Look at that "dusting" of snow. We just plowed out from under a 2-foot snowfall the other day in Minnesota. Found a Coloradan underneath the snow. Apparently he didn't have a Patagonia patch on his jacket and froze to death.
@susancnw592 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nevaray94132 жыл бұрын
“I’m just really dry... Like a biscuit.” LMAO!!! This is so true. I’m a Colorado native!!!!
@bobfriedel93232 жыл бұрын
Same water bottle from the “lives in colorado for two weeks video”. Love this guys and his work. And since I am from colorado, he really hits the stereotype great.
@307Divine2 жыл бұрын
That South facing driveway part really got me. Literally said that the other day. 🤣
@kristen76232 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Skyfly712 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud at that part
@frontboard5 ай бұрын
Said that more times than I can count last winter
@torij16492 жыл бұрын
We dont use salt on the roads..we use granola!!! Love it Love the fun and laughter!!
@christianelgin51502 жыл бұрын
It pisses me off that Colorado doesn't invest in salt or sand for the roads and I have been living on Colorado for going on 5 months and... Not once seen a snow plow! Stupid Colorado needs to invest in snowplows!
@tomdavis30382 жыл бұрын
@@christianelgin5150 learn how do drive and drive an appropriate vehicle with appropriate rites/chains. Stop cycling. Just another whiner.
@What.The.Fluff.2 жыл бұрын
@@christianelgin5150As a CO native, we always had snow plows, sand, salt, etc! Plows coming through the neighborhood would block us in if we were parked in the street 😾 Not sure what's changed now? Maybe the "snowflakes" whining about the salt & sand destroying the environment, or something 🤷♀️ Lack of funds? Maybe complain to transportation dept
@christianelgin51502 жыл бұрын
@@tomdavis3038 dude, I know how to drive in the winter! I was raised in the snow ignorant fool! I live 2 hours from Denver and I've not seen one snowplow where I live!
@breesana2 жыл бұрын
With the amount we pay in property taxes, it feel like they can afford a plow or four!!
@jasonbaldwin55372 жыл бұрын
My wife and I always watch your videos when they come out. We live in Colorado and you've nailed it again! We always get upset at "California drivers", so the line of taking i-70 west... We couldn't stop laughing.🤣
@Olivia-jy9jf2 жыл бұрын
Dry...like a biscuit. 😂🤪😂🤪 Love the dealing with weather description.
@MKAK472 жыл бұрын
Pulled 2 Californian's back onto the road last night, never gets old.
@TaylorSmith-ow5pb2 жыл бұрын
Love it ! My wife and I are laughing at how accurate this is. Especially with the car in the ditch. We are natives in Colorado ! So glad you choose Colorado when you guys moved a while back !
@FirstJohn4182 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 so true!! lost it when you read the mail. That and giving directions to the Californian! 😂😂😂
@ksddancer2 жыл бұрын
If he isn't sponsored by Subaru after this, then something is wrong with that company.
@kazithecanecorso27242 жыл бұрын
Yrah it sucks lol Subaru is the white liberals starter kit. WLRP
@Karolina-in9rp2 жыл бұрын
So accurate! Describes a winter Colorado. Plus the weathermen here can never predict the weather accurately. The margins of error are stretched. Its either 1-8 inches of snow. We just don't know
@lil_hippy_mama39032 жыл бұрын
These videos are my FAVORITE!!🤣 I live in Oregon and us Oregonians must act like people who live in Colorado🤣 It's too similar and WAYYYY TOO FUNNY!! You guys are the best!!✌🏼
@diva62472 жыл бұрын
Love our Oregon homies 😌
@turkeyhater2 жыл бұрын
Oregon is the colorado of the coast, we're either 105 degrees, raining or dumping snow in the cascades.
@sarakajira Жыл бұрын
I live in Oregon and the PNW for the last 15 years but grew up in Colorado, and they are like sister states. Oregon is like the greener, "has an ocean", less dry, and better food version of Colorado, haha
@conradkimberly11 ай бұрын
I've been in Oregon for 7 years and family is in Colorado... can confirm all of the above is absolutely accurate. 😂 I wore Chacos today (Jan 29th) walking out to my Subaru Outback to get my orange Nalgene (wasn't frozen yet though!). Bikes live in the front room though since we dont have a garage currently... otherwise, accurate 😂😂😂
@conradkimberly11 ай бұрын
@@sarakajira1000% yes to this! perfect description.
@winterinbloom2 жыл бұрын
Lol! I remember people being cold tolerant like this when I was younger, but now either the people around me are slipping or there are more transplants than I know of. I went to pick the kids up from school a few days ago and they made them stay inside so all the parents had to go into the school to grab their children. Supposedly it was "too cold" at 20°F to let the kids wait outside for five, maybe fifteen minutes max. I forgot my coat on the way out of the house so I walked into the school wearing a tshirt, jeans, and ballet flats, and every other parent looked at me like I was completely insane. I mean, my legs and toes were covered, what more did they want?
@FocusingOnChrist2 жыл бұрын
So true! I grew up in Wyoming, people there are tough! Unless is was below zero with 30+mph wind we were outside playing. You didn’t come in until you couldn’t feel your fingers or toes 😂 Now, I get reminders from school to be sure and send the kids with warm gear because they’ll be outside unless is below 20*F.
@hellhound13892 жыл бұрын
In NW Indiana we would be outside in -20° temps. We laugh at the cold and we have lake effect so that means we get sh!t loads of snow. Some winters the snow has to be loaded on freight cars and sent south
@leslieball5332 жыл бұрын
Moved from CO to MN a few years ago. I felt right at home in this video. Even though you are a transplant… 😂
@gamerduude2 жыл бұрын
Man, as a kid waiting for that snow day and waking up to dry ground between patches of snow was the worst! Glad to have the memories though 😅
@pfcampos70412 жыл бұрын
I was a Florida transplant in CO for over 4yrs. I it's the most beatiful place I ever lived. Your video is spot on! I loved living there though it was hard getting used to the cold. Now I live in the midwest and I laugh at CO winters.😉 i really miss it!
@vicfanwi2 жыл бұрын
We got our Colorado strong t-shirts yesterday. Beautiful!! Can't wait to wear it!!
@adedow13332 жыл бұрын
They're super comfy! We got ours a few days ago (because we live in the same town) and we love them!
@DudeDad2 жыл бұрын
AWESOME!
@yvonnepalmquist86762 жыл бұрын
Love all the Colorado gear, especially the ski cap.
@Ericasentertainments2 жыл бұрын
As a Colorado native you have nailed this!!🤣🤣🤣
@Snookers_2 жыл бұрын
I didn't see you shoveling snow in shorts, a t-shirt and slides. Missed one of the most important parts of being a Coloradoan!
@DudeDad2 жыл бұрын
South facing driveway. Melts before I have to. 🤘
@drybread11462 жыл бұрын
@@DudeDad that was seriously one of my criteria when looking for a house here in CO, or at least not a north facing driveway.
@DudeDad2 жыл бұрын
Also, SLIDES?! .... it's gotta be Chacos or nothing at all.
@sarakajira Жыл бұрын
@@DudeDadChacos, 1000% 😂😂😂
@tanjadoesart98242 жыл бұрын
The past week and this week exactly with the weather. Funny, since it is all true. I went hiking this morning with my spikes on a mix of dirt and post holes. Definitely love my Subaru and ski pass.
@adedow13332 жыл бұрын
Make sure you're geared up for the winter weather advisory. It kicks in in a few hours.
@tanjadoesart98242 жыл бұрын
I am so ready. We need the snow.
@tanjadoesart98242 жыл бұрын
Wish it was 2 feet!
@toxicbee2 жыл бұрын
Omg as a Washingtonian who grew up in California, I can relate to a lot of this. Especially the Patagonia layers and rapid weather changes
@kimhetherington66242 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows a condo in the mountains costs two kidneys.
@Tyrel_G2 жыл бұрын
Thats why you have kids
@kimberlyst.g42832 жыл бұрын
@@Tyrel_G😂
@BabyJages2 жыл бұрын
As an Alaskan, all that gear feels a bit excessive for the lack of snow in this video 😂
@thefarmista2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Wisconsin, and I thought the same! 🤣
@chrisbecker44122 жыл бұрын
Also from Wisconsin-there is way too much equipment & clothing layers happening! That's t-shirt & sandals weather here! 😂
@benjammin4122 жыл бұрын
But it wasn't excessive for all the snow that was there an hour earlier
@BabyJages2 жыл бұрын
B A it looked excessive for even the snow that was there 😂 when the snow finally stuck around this year, anchorage got 16+ inches in some parts in a day and still had work/school. And we’re the city folk here lol I didn’t my first pair of nano spikes until two weeks ago and I’ve been here for 7 years.
@sportsfan17172 жыл бұрын
We get massive snow storms! They're just all in March and everybody shovels in a t-shirt and shorts.
@Boilerking761232 жыл бұрын
In Denver they have eighteen inch curbs so you just bounce off instead of running off the road. When the snow gets deep enough they plow it with a road grader. Watch out for garbage trucks running the alley way red lights in the snow at five in the morning.
@maninmotion80902 жыл бұрын
01:10....take it all the way until you get to the ocean....should have said that....it's deeper into CA and the assurance they won't leave :)
@projecttedford4772 жыл бұрын
"Going up during the playoffs, ya cuz the Broncos aren't in them" Ouch. Hilarious and spot on....so many Subarus.....
@myheroskryptonite2 жыл бұрын
I am a Laramie Wyoming native and is exactly how we view everyone in Colorado and California. Go back home greenies. Lol.
@kristen76232 жыл бұрын
I’m a Fort Collins resident who is a Laramie fan girl. I’m ashamed, but it won’t stop me
@hellhound13892 жыл бұрын
We say the same thing to out of state people in NW Indiana where it's colder than a well diggers A-hole and we get tons of snow dumped on us
@andreadavis97302 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard. I've lived in Colorado my whole life....so accurate. And now I have a new restaurant to try...Denver Biscuit Company here I come!
@CharlesNelson3032 жыл бұрын
You are in for a treat. They have a giant bacon cinnamon roll that will induce a diabetic coma for 2-3 people.
@brite1217 Жыл бұрын
As another native, Denver Biscuit Company is another over priced brunch place designed for the transplants.
@carols-corner2 жыл бұрын
You said Mountain “correctly!” 😉 (never realized some people actually pronounce the “t” until I was a teenager… I’m from Utah, and I love the “mao-nns” 😂)
@SecondChapterMom2 жыл бұрын
2:18 Colorado native here… you need to get some tallow whip for Heidi from Humble Hive Company. Soooo good during Colorado winters. 😄🙌🏻🥶
@CarinaPiersay2 жыл бұрын
Seriously you are hilarious! I’m a Californian. Not all of us are “those” Californians, but that was FUNNNNY! Thank your for what you do to brighten up some boring days. 💛
@DudeDad2 жыл бұрын
I also moved from California. 😂🤷♂️
@laurent.99682 жыл бұрын
@@DudeDad but you're originally from South Dakota.
@christianelgin51502 жыл бұрын
Most are 'that type of Californian' haha
@debbiehocking80472 жыл бұрын
@@DudeDad just don’t come to Texas please!
@What.The.Fluff.2 жыл бұрын
@@debbiehocking8047 Ok if he does. Just not "those kind" of Californians! Too many here already 🤡😾
@TianaAsia1232 жыл бұрын
Lmao as a native, this is hilarious. In addition, I’ve never said or done any of these things 🤣
@brite1217 Жыл бұрын
Right!! They love to make all natives sound like douche bags. When in fact, a lot of us hate the snow, don’t go skiing, don’t drink Fat Tire exclusively, don’t have a bunch of dumb winter shit (I haven’t had snow shoes since I was like 5), and mainly stay away from all the people now in the state cause it’s way too many!!
@TheLWHS2 жыл бұрын
Yup, I grew up here in Colorado and this is all 100% accurate.
@maninmotion80902 жыл бұрын
I love it every time you say transplant.....were did you move from again? LOL
@gordonkohl90832 жыл бұрын
Missed the part about sitting in traffic on I-70😂
@meganh59482 жыл бұрын
Spot on with all of that!! CO born and raised!!
@Moondoggy19412 жыл бұрын
Ca. born here, too funny go that way hit the I-70 and head west until you get back to Ca.
@sarahs.96782 жыл бұрын
You know you’re funny when you can make a native Texan laugh at, relate with and/or learn from everything you’re saying even though I’ve never lived in Colorado.
@StephenieWith3Es2 жыл бұрын
My Colorado cousins had “ski in your bikini days”…Breckinridge if I remember right! lol
@alannabaty28822 жыл бұрын
Oh man I lived in Colorado for 7 years and sometimes I still miss it, his videos make me feel like I'm their again.
@jadawilliams22772 жыл бұрын
Growing up in Wyoming I always loved and looked forward to winter. Currently life has me in Florida but if I had more "options " I would be living back in Wyoming. People are always saying there is nothing to do in Wyoming. Well, for us Wyomingnights, you are wrong and as long as there is open land and people who care enough to play and protect it, well that's just perfection.
@user-ql3ge2us4s2 жыл бұрын
Drive all the way to California.. and then stay there.🤣
@mkaaylieperl57972 жыл бұрын
Try some bag balm for that dry skin. It works wonders.
@adedow13332 жыл бұрын
Such a happy substance! Get it in skin care or baby isles at your local store!
@laurad34972 жыл бұрын
Our driveway faces south 🎉👏
@leaveittobaker2 жыл бұрын
I've only been here 2 years and you nailed it bro! The only skit missing was you walking into a Walmart with shorts and slippers on in 4° temps...at night.
@JaneDoeowo6 ай бұрын
Transplant..... Smh
@LethaWolf302 жыл бұрын
Subarus really are that good though. I worked at a car rental lot in Idaho during the winter in 2016. My first day there was a whiteout but we got a bunch of new Crosstreks and Outback’s. I was just cruising along gassing them up while people in suburbans were sliding off the road. It’s why I drive a Legacy now.
@SuperSummit1232 жыл бұрын
That get on i-70 and go west all the way to California and stay there was the best line of the day.
@mrfordman99992 жыл бұрын
As an idahoan I can relate to a surprising number of these 😂
@reetkaurgill76812 жыл бұрын
Me being from Colorado this is spot on 😂😂😂
@ryanmarshall85692 жыл бұрын
OMG granola instead of salt, that's absolutely priceless!
@MBA_Valerie2 жыл бұрын
As a Colorado native, this is 100% accurate. Every. Single. Part.
@MBA_Valerie2 жыл бұрын
Oh, and the north/south facing driveway is REAL. I've got a north facing one, and I hate it, but I *LOVE* the sun streaming into the back side of our home where we spend the majority of our time! A sunny kitchen is where it's at!
@Calebs_Aviation Жыл бұрын
So awesome I love this it prepares me for what to “know” when I visit the centennial state CO!
@aspecreviews5 ай бұрын
2:42 try an Acura with SH-AWD. Turn, floor it, and you get a perfect four-wheel drift every time.
@kayakinggrandmakelly71052 жыл бұрын
I love Colorado in the winter!! Course, I visit from Tennessee so snow is a real treat! Last week we saw a fat tire bike at Barr Lake State Park while we walked in the snow, me in Crocs, no socks, lol. I still have all my toes.
@jenniferbates28112 жыл бұрын
I live in Rhode Island and it's the same here as well . Not as much snow as Colorado though. But if you go further north like Maine or Vermont oh yes! So much snow. We love our Subarus as well!
@teresaalbin-davis45292 жыл бұрын
Lived in Colorado since 83. Yep, in time for some epic blizzards. But came from Michigan, still wear less layering than natives here...who often don't ski. Lol. Still struggle with powder, ice is so...set your edges. In Colorado must know the compass...directions all in NSEW. Also do NOT plant evergreens on the south side of a driveway, especially one with hills. Unless you like hibernating. For a few days anyway.
@karlaanderson5662 жыл бұрын
You never cease to make me laugh every single time🤣😂😅
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
Valentimes Day in the Moun 'uns.😁
@Jercurz2 жыл бұрын
This was amazing!! We’ll done and welcome to CO
@ObamAmerican482 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, put your car in low gear and don't slow down when you're going uphill"; "We need the moisture"; "Yeah, they're from Texas, get around them, they think they're way up high in the mountains"; Drink a lot of water, you're at altitude"; "Don't worry, we can get Rockpile tickets the day of the game"; "This is the front range, that's the western slope"; "It's called treeline, not timberline"; "We're only at 11,000 feet, whatsa matter with you?". I'm a native, lived here my whole life. I'm a ColoradOAN, not ColoradAN.
@shleegar2 жыл бұрын
Very similar to NH/VT Subaru types! Haha. My Nalgene with tons of stickers freezes almost every night in my Subie.
@boomer30522 жыл бұрын
Best time for Colorado husbands when you can leave your beers in the garage, groceries in the truck, and yesterday’s breakfast lunch and dinner stay refrigerated. it’s winter and I’ll take my time grab what I want with no rush.
@theathjr2 жыл бұрын
I love this channel like y’all and it amazes me how people think you’re some superstar showbiz guy when we all know you’re just the Dude Dad….geeze. Just one of us. 👊🏼
@sellinwood12 жыл бұрын
How do you know it's winter time in Colorado? All the Subarus come out of hibernation! 🤣
@bettyc.parker-young14372 жыл бұрын
From NC and love my chapstick!!!!! I put it everywhere too! I have them in my car, purse, home! Number one is Vaseline and yes the humidifier! We are having some kind of winter ❄️ this year! Like when I was a kid! Love your video! Love some good old biscuits and jam! Excellent In the winter! 😆❄️
@RosiePosey51502 жыл бұрын
I moved there for 2months and my hair lost half its length cause for the first time in my life my hair frizzed. I was told to keep a bottle of coconut or olive oil with me. Everyone used it on thier hair and skin. It was a god send. Didn't leave my hair oily either. It sucked it right up.
@mhedstrom2 жыл бұрын
The last 2 cars I saw in a ditch had Texas plates. :) And yeah we're always laughing at our neighbors who have the north facing houses. Our driveway is clean as a bone, and they have like 6 layers of ice and snow on it.
@barkboingfloom2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Montana! All of this is true up here too!
@lberhold11 ай бұрын
Haha, many of those are the same in Utah. Too many transplants are driving crazy in the winter time. The south facing driveway is priceless, I bought one myself, and all the out of staters in my community bought on the north facing side, haha.
@wafflesandkiwi2 жыл бұрын
Coloradoans in February "soo should we take down the Xmas lights?"
@bensutton35272 жыл бұрын
You know he's a Midwest transplant because of the humidifier. For native Coloradans it's not dry here, everywhere else is wet. "Moun'un" is so true though.
@anitathompson65712 жыл бұрын
I always loved getting my REI dividend! After living in Denver 30+ years, our real estate allowed us to make a cash buy here in Kentucky with acreage. You know, now that you live in Colorado you can never afford to move back to California. Nor could we afford to move back to Colorado. Funny how that works!😂
@susancnw592 жыл бұрын
Ppl doing that is why Californians made living here so expensive (name your price, we have cash) & now exporting that to other states.
@susancnw592 жыл бұрын
My SIL said the same thing. Built their home in Denver for $350-400, sold it for $850, moved to Tx & moved back to be near kids & can't afford their old house.
@SecondChapterMom2 жыл бұрын
00:24 ❄️ ☀️ ❄️ ☀️ 4 seasons in one day… NBD 🥴🤠🤓 🏔 Also, when he was little, my older son told me he wished my Subaru could grow up to be a Minivan.
@skiterz3 ай бұрын
Live in the Springs. Yes I've used Blistex on my hands.😂
@carolgrimes33662 жыл бұрын
It's like winter in Vermont as well, lol. Chapstick 100%, definitely can use it for dry skin 🤣
@KJones-qs7ju2 жыл бұрын
Omg I lived out there for 3 years and the mail part (“toll”…”toll”…REI dividend!”) was so on point 😂😂😂 And I miss Denver Biscuit Company even more now. Used to be able to walk there 🥺😢
@plantmom36992 жыл бұрын
These are Utah problems too. 🤣
@adedow13332 жыл бұрын
I hear this! Just transplanted from Utah. But the do such a better job of road maintenance! Colorado had some work to do.
@sarahdenzer14442 жыл бұрын
I used to live in Denver. This is 100% accurate 😂
@lylypad2 жыл бұрын
The humidifier, the chapstick, the Denver Biscuit Co. Ahhhh yes that is me.
@TV-8-3012 жыл бұрын
Humidifier? Transplant!
@phox1515 Жыл бұрын
1:08 i70 doesn't go to California. It ends at the i15 just north of beaver Utah. I80 goes to nor cal, i40 goes to Barstow ca, i10 goes to the Los Angeles area. I15 goes to ummm. I forget how far in... But it goes to so cal... I5 goes from Oregon to Mexico.... I think that's all the interstates that go to California. I70 isn't one of them. Would you like a list of us highways too? We don't want Tyler to get lost on his way to the beach or Disneyland. I'm a truck driver so I have pretty much the entire lower 48 interstate system memorized.
@Dr.RobertTHC2 жыл бұрын
Ive lived in colorado my whole life, and this is scarily accurate
@pandaswife2 жыл бұрын
You missed one of the most important parts- driving on I-70 on weekends! :D
@iconoclast1372 жыл бұрын
this is the most accurate and hilarious thing i have ever seen. brilliantly done!