Colt's Catastrophic Conundrum (90 Day Fiancé)

[@christophergallagher3721]

4:58 - "I like the house, but only like... 55 percent."

[@crimsonclover9871]

😂😂😂😂

[@fatee6956]

Love the reference 😂

[@shamealdaniel9253]

IM DYING PLEASEEEEEE

[@drownedfishba]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHDHRHDHF

[@Woe-men]

How dare you be so good!?😂😂😂

[@Suzosaki]

I just realized Debbie is basically Colt's old mean cat. He keeps bringing home new cats, tosses them into the same room with his old cat, then walks away and lets them fight it out for dominance. Then when the new cat is miserable he returns it and gets another.

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

You're a genius.

[@nataliehayes4678]

Omg such an awesome comment. Can’t stop laughing at that picture you just painted for me! 😂

[@salscandura6059]

He's very coltish and a horse of a different color.

[@nightsky3981]

Love this comment. 🤣

[@hayleykiyokoisbae1776]

facts

[@Sydney-ui3ce]

It’s always pretty funny to me when the Americans accuse the fiancé that they’re using them for money as if they know anything about them other than their age and bra size. Anfisa said it best when Jorge asked her if she was only with him for the money, Anfisa - “Would you be with me if I was fat and ugly?”

[@candiceconboy715]

Omg Sydney! It’s Candice from school. I just randomly saw your comment, so saying hi😊

[@Sydney-ui3ce]

@@candiceconboy715 hahahahahha wtf!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@Magicalnora]

We love a reunion 😂😂🐰

[@jjjordan3881]

@@candiceconboy715 dorks. Lol

[@brentaguilar6626]

Such poor logic, keep thinking that way and see how far it gets you.

[@mckennacronbaugh3047]

A joint banking account with his mom at that age?!?!? Oh my

[@nicholasjopson7326]

His mom says he's cool

[@AdamOBrien29]

They're a couple, don't hate

[@Supermoneygang12]

How else is Colt supposed to get his allowance

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

Colt: "my mother & I had a thing going for many years" - WTF?

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

Im so glad that someone pointed this out

[@imfineimokay3434]

Wait, no, there is NO WAY He said that verbatim?????

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

@@imfineimokay3434 He sure did, I went back & checked - mmmmm...........

[@abibb27]

Right! I’m so disturbed …

[@sunnyquan9540]

I literally said I’m sorry rephrase that 👀

[@tiddi1337]

colts cousin is the equivilant of what europeans think the classic "ohhh guns, beer and the good ol' south" american is. Love the video

[@binterwinterboyii1095]

He didn't even say anything, he didn't even do anything but the moment Colt's cousin walked in I started plotting his death Where I live we have so many obnoxious dude-bro husbands dressed if-not built like that and they all act exactly like that

[@yuhimajio1944]

What on earth did the cousin do wrong? He was on point

[@kgiaaa]

@@yuhimajio1944 no

[@hayleykiyokoisbae1776]

don't forget the bacon

[@jackleg6143]

@@yuhimajio1944 he was just racist and talking shit

[@bubblephobiaoftheshire]

The man, the myth, the legend...Quickslice

[@ThinkerBella1]

Quickslice sounds like another channel Jamari I thought he was doing new stuff lol

[@bubblephobiaoftheshire]

@@ThinkerBella1 I listened to a few Jamari videos, and they kind of sound the same, but I think Quickslice is funnier. They have the same tone of voice, but everything else is different.

[@misterjohnson2140]

@@bubblephobiaoftheshire 5

[@kreoattis7257]

Imagine allowing a grown man to yell at your wife

[@Pugetwitch]

I bet his bearded cousin is the reason why colt is closeted... all the secret butt play that went on when all he wanted to do was watch power rangers and have popcorn. Sad af

[@KS-oi9ym]

Coltee's cousin looks like his boss gave him 20 bucks to wear his company's logos on tv and to make a scene to ensure there were some close ups.

[@janeeyre1990]

Nah working-class people wear the free clothes we get because we don't have money My not racist or xenophobic boyfriend who works construction wears company tshirts and hoodies at least half of the week

[@davideugenediaz]

Colts' body is like a bean bag, from 1989.

[@vessagroker98]

Or melting candle

[@Thebesties131]

And he decided it would be a good idea to wear a diaper to the beach 🙈😆

[@Roonlovesfish3874]

🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriousvirgo2898]

Lol I had one it was grey 😅

[@pernilladomander7648]

He wishes ;) Hormone problems? Secretly trans ftm?

[@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect]

I loved how Larissa would troll tf out of them. They were weirdos and she deserved better.

[@patrykapiezo1650]

She left her kids in brazil to star in several TLC seasons/shows in US for years. What a catch.

[@chent8817]

@@patrykapiezo1650 at least with the money she’s getting, she can buy a house with a pool for her kids.

[@patrykapiezo1650]

@@chent8817 I hope you're joking

[@chent8817]

@@patrykapiezo1650 it’s an obvious joke, my guy. The context is her arriving at their house for ten minutes and then immediately requesting them to move to a bigger house with a pool.

[@pamelameadows9717]

So many people think Larissa was being a bad person forewarning Jessica about Colt. It turns out she really was trying to watch out for another woman from a different culture and what cult was like.

[@anais937]

The best quote came from him being a horrible partner “whoever is against the queen will die”......CLASSIC

[@Thebigskullman]

Pretty sure that cousin’s big hangup is from the ‘she’s an immigrant’ angle, and he comes off as the biggest MAGAboy there is. That “you don’t know colt, or debbie, or AMERICA” line he dropped just solidifies my hunch.

[@aksjhdbaksjhdbNotASpam]

yeah he certainly looks like it. Could also be that he has seen all these horror stories of people getting used that he has become jaded and think every relationship like this ends like that.

[@nothanksplease]

As a conservative I have to say nothing justifies the mental abuse they put on those girls and that dude can f off for not at all recognizing their abusive behavior on those girls.

[@Origami84]

@Turtleskull Effe off, pal. If you want to make it political, the problem has never been being an immigrant but being an illegal immigrant, especially from dangerous countries. On the opposite side, seeing people from poorer countries (or minorities) as inherently inferior and with devious intentions has always been the corner of the left. I wouldn't be surprised if the cousin was actually an uber liberal, that thought that Clarissa was a gold digger just because she was not a wasp and didn't immediately declare her desire for a career.

[@str5295]

I'm a conservative and to say he's "maga" is an unfair assumption. He's just an @$$, period. And @$$es come in all flavors. I don't know anyone that would treat this girl that way.

[@TrippyDanyy]

@@str5295 Nope, it’s very clear. He’s unnaturally and severely angry with her before she even got to speak a single syllable. And is being extremely disrespectful. Even if the cousin had his suspicions, it’s wrong for him to act that way without getting to know her person first. Had no reason to bring up America at all, weird asf. And as a southern person who’s friends’ family members and such are hardcore, racist conservatives, I’ve learned that a big thing is saying hey and being polite and being straight up ignored as if you’re nothing or “not good enough to be spoken to.”

[@csea4672]

Ppl like that cousin and Debbie are the type of Americans that always act like immigration officials when we all came from somewheresss

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

The cousin looks like the kinda guy that was at the capital riots and has an American flag sticker and "make America great again" on the back window of his truck lmao

[@TriniGamerGirl7]

@@blobbertmcblob4888 facts! He's racist and xenophobic as hell.

[@AamuAurora]

Your comment is absolutely on point.

[@nothanksplease]

-I just think its sick she's okay abusing these girls with him. I've seen them team up on one of those girls to gas light her! If they don't accept it then they try to threaten them with leaving the country! Disgusting.

[@Anonymousbitch215]

Absolutely

[@CynthiaBonacossa]

I love Larissa. Where ate my flowers? Where's my pool? Biaaastch

[@CynthiaBonacossa]

She's obviously being sarcastic about the jaguar

[@scarasara]

I would probably be expecting flowers tbh

[@patriciamcgillicuddy5360]

I'm sure colt told her what she wanted to hear.. then didnt/couldnt produce

[@AdamOBrien29]

Flowers after a long flight isn't exactly asking to be named in his will

[@kryhaunts]

“Debbie... the couch tyrant”😂😂😂😂

[@melt2947]

I’d bet that Debbie trash talked Larissa, and played the victim - hence the cousin’s anger

[@Pugetwitch]

Her and her son are both what's called vulnerable (covert) narcissists.

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

Las Vegas has a great marketing department. The commercials and international buzz do a great job of hiding the intense heat and cigarette grime.

[@KhadaJhin04]

Well both of those things can't be sensed through a screen or an ad picture

[@vanderbam2741]

Literally I've never been to Las Vegas but like I know it is ridiculously hot. Who tf decided to put a city in a desert?

[@umungus518]

​@@vanderbam2741the mob did lol

[@fernandoantoniomusic8712]

I love that Colt’s cousin always wears the same shirt and hat when he’s on camera no matter the situation to advertise his own business lol

[@CourtneyLachiver]

The business is no more.

[@Sarah-qx4vz]

“Only 33 years old and already in a serious relationship” LMAO!!

[@annieapple8974]

Colts cousin low-key probably owns a confederate flag

[@ImNotADeeJay]

And several MAGA hats

[@playgroundofsound7683]

So what ?

[@amiLore]

@@playgroundofsound7683 bc he is trash

[@NuttyProfessor-]

@@ImNotADeeJay God bless the amazing Donald Trump

[@colombi1anjay]

It was flying on his truck on his way over

[@screeningmimi]

Debbie and her joint account with Colt was not going to let Larissa select so much as a couch PILLOW much less a couch.

[@siren7362]

When larissa calls cookie dough "cookie dookie" 💀

[@mistyblue8913]

Imagine abandoning your wife and child and coming back 30 years later to find out they became colt and Debbie..... Men.... take care of your families PLEASE

[@sabir1208]

His dad died so idk what this comment means...

[@mistyblue8913]

@@sabir1208 i know it was a hypothetical thought

[@sabir1208]

@MistyBlue89 oh sorry, didn't come through via text

[@michaelscott2078]

Y'all women nowadays is the reason men run off.

[@wastedtalent666]

​@@sabir1208died of embarrassment

[@leslieloren5573]

Please stop traumatizing the cats. They’re just there for the foods and pets. Don’t give them reason to want to end their 9 lives sooner than later.

[@ohshesglamorous]

His cousin was.... very intense

[@kateAlf0099]

Debbie has been exploiting Colt. That's why no woman would ever take him seriously.

[@Cahriicchuu]

The strange vibes you get are: racism and xenophobia.

[@lilovs9952]

Just xenophobia

[@roryhuffman6197]

Just buy her a house and a car, don't be xenophobic bro

[@CarMaBear]

There it is lol

[@Pugetwitch]

You didn't pick up on all the domestic violence in the fact that he probably molested or bullied Colt when they were growing up together?

[@claudespeed277]

​@Pugetwitch wheres this coming from

[@onedirectioninfection5756]

you really have to watch the entire season with colt and larissa. it's worth the watch and definitely a classic couple. larissa's arrests were all sparked by colt provoking her and her rightfully being upset. she locked herself in the bathroom during one and he just called the cops on her

[@Pugetwitch]

He's a covert narcissist.

[@Elite_Teach]

So this is what Jared from Subway has been up to

[@hairbeauty8083]

BEST COMMENT EVER

[@Elite_Teach]

@@hairbeauty8083 thanks

[@Felixxxxxxxxx]

This comment deserves more likes

[@legally_ellecee1309]

Jared is in prison

[@Elite_Teach]

@@legally_ellecee1309 getting his foot long

[@AshleyYelsha]

it kills me that coltee waited for larissa to pick the couch. he tries to pass it off like hes being considerate and wanting her to have a say in the space, but im sure he only set it up that way cause he couldnt be fucked to do it. and then when they do go couch shopping, debbie had to throw a tantrum whenever she didnt get her way. sickos

[@hairbeauty8083]

Im loving the dry humor. "in this next incredibly captivating scene" I laughed so hard my sons teacher heard my thru his ipad ( Covid classroom on ipad)

[@jaredbezes7806]

That is super creepy for him and his mom to have a joint bank account. I really think they are in love with each other

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

Although the cousin had a point, he looks like the kind of guy that was at the Capital riots and also I hate it when family gets involved in your personal stuff. Like it was literally none of the cousins business what happened between Colty and Queen Larissa.

[@screeningmimi]

Blobbert Mcblob While I totally agree with you about non-involvement from relatives. I find it odd that this "cousin" appeared for the (oh-so-festive) BBQ, then vanished from Colt's life. I suspect that TLC provided the "cousin" (who DEFINITELY looked like a Capitol rioter) just to add drama. I don't think Colt and Debbie have much in the way of friends or relatives.

[@gianca60]

If he was in the January, 6 ,protest he would need a show on his own.

[@MrTufnNuf]

You sound like the kind of guy that’s a bigger pussy than colt. Off yourself

[@ramonagreen7197]

You mean a far left controlled opposition?

[@la6136]

The cousin is delusional. Why does he think Colt deserves such an amazing woman? He has nothing to offer 😂That dude should be glad any woman would look twice at him.

[@Huniebun_]

That cousin definitely is some kind of racist he was getting fired up for literally nothing

[@gerryguy9405]

This man needs to come out

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

The no furniture thing would have thrown me. I too also always think about cats.

[@outpowspo]

Love this channel! I love seeing creators videos get lengthier as time passes.

[@dreydubb9478]

🤣 I dieddd when that pic of B.I.G popped up when Larissa said "big"

[@rickyacosta9173]

Me too!!!!😂

[@rickyacosta9173]

I rewinded that part like 50 times in one minute 🤣😂

[@ksenlovesbears]

The BBQ fight is iconic

[@Samson16436]

Not necessarily in Larissa's case but soooo often do non-native English speakers (specially when there's a heavy accent) get "dumbed down" by native listeners. Sometimes literally, they will think you're stupid. But now I mean in a way of that their speech will be interpreted without nuance or wit or humour, irony gets lost etc. All because of prejudice or at least preconceptions about vocabulary. Add some cultural differences and ofc there will be misunderstandings or even problems! That's why you need some brains and/or atleast a big caring heart with patience to prosper in a relationship like this (both of you but imo there is a responsibility on the person whose language is the go-to)

[@Pugetwitch]

Yeah when in reality they are way smarter than the person that they're talking with

[@CourtneyTiara]

Dude… Larissa is bad af. She could’ve very easily ended up in a much better situation than she did

[@Pugetwitch]

She needs to come up to Seattle and kick it, she reminds me of girls I used to Know back in the day! 😂🎉

[@mikomusic1]

The polo, hat, beard, and sunglasses is all I need to know about Colt's cousin.

[@JorgeSanchez-vv8zs]

After months you are back, today is a special day

[@lawnguylanda912]

He literally does one video a month so you’ve missed some videos

[@ramonagreen7197]

Debbie the couch tyrant, love it😂😂

[@soapppppppp]

Have been waiting for you to post 😩😩😩

[@shawnyboy2524]

I know right

[@thorbeorn4295]

Larissa is a legend! Funniest girl ever on the 90 day!

[@IHeartMyLada]

11:11 John is arguing like a Sims character. I was waiting for a little red minus sign to appear above his head.

[@nexusa9285]

You have to press charges to get charges. She didn’t just get them and every fucking time he ran to the police. I hate few people but Colt is definitely on that list.

[@fulcrum7455]

As someone who's step dad has done the same damn thing saying he wanted to press charges against me to the cops after he called them for me trying to fight him because he smashed my room up and broke all my shit this makes me hate colt

[@vanderbam2741]

Police lay charges, not other people.

[@fulcrum7455]

@@vanderbam2741 well they literally asked him in front of me "do you wanna press charges" and he said yea so

[@vanderbam2741]

@@fulcrum7455 they might give the option in the case of family violence, because they know they will never succeed at getting a charge to court if the 'victim' doesn't make statement. That's what they mean. But the police decide when to lay charges. They can certainly do it without a statement for other types of offending.

[@fulcrum7455]

@@vanderbam2741 yes I know that but if my dumb ass step dad wouldn't have said he wanted to it never would have gone to court so it is his fault

[@brandonkaplan9411]

Catching and linking how he dressed to Toy Story Al is amazing, top tier

[@undergroundalleyraprecords]

Fuck yes! The long awaited moment, I've been checking everyday for a new upload from you brother I'm so hype!

[@nuronurio]

Someone get this channel more subs and views!! These videos are *muah* edited to perfection

[@TheQuickSlice]

Thank you !!

[@abibb27]

I’ve seen this show, so I thought I’d be bored with these videos.. but the commentary is so hilarious I’m addicted lmao

[@Welp503]

Colt’s cousin is obviously jealous of colt. Part of it is because he’s defending Debbie, but it’s mostly because he wants to bang Larissa and he feels like it’s not fair that colt gets the hot girl.

[@zealotfree501]

Colt is basically a straight, somewhat healthier nikicado

[@D-Fens_1632]

Colt has an only fans? I wish I was a super-genius inventor and could come up with a way to make a telephone into an explosive device that was triggered by people who purchase his only fans. The battery could explode and leave a mark on the face, so I could know who to avoid talking to before they even talked. And I could look and say, "Hm, no you're gonna be saying anything that's going to add any value to my life."

[@mynamethog1151]

Jim for president

[@hairbeauty8083]

i bet his mother takes his photos for onlyfans

[@naysha2271]

Jim, that so fucking funny. I would like to shake your hand.

[@kayla123ism]

@@hairbeauty8083 she’s subscribed for sure..

[@wittlehittle3420]

Great quoting Frank from God Bless America! 🤣🤣

[@kelliann]

Debbie: The Couch Tyrant 😅

[@boburyusupov9487]

Oooh good old quickslice for the evening!!

[@lolife1981]

Dude was so mad he wasn't hitting Larissa. That's were all his anger came from. He saw Colt with a "quite attractive" young lady and was jealous he came in with his Karen. That guy is not that deep.

[@loremontibeller7582]

I am wondering why does he shows up in this barbecue if he already hated this girl and was so upset about his cousin’s relationship with her Lol Good Lord, I can’t understand this people 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@sabir1208]

Yup. I agree.

[@saucefilms08]

Living with my parents till I’m 30 sounds like hell

[@thereseduran7377]

This guy, Quickslice, is so much more hilarious than actually watching these shows.

[@meganbuchanan6359]

That cousin is racist....

[@mislavblazevic8505]

Back at it again, can't wait to watch this out 😎

[@lisacheung426]

His only fan is debbie🤣😂

[@Luboman411]

Wait, this guy isn't gay??? I'm a gay guy and I can immediately tell he's part of the tribe. Every single Colt I have ever seen on TV or met in real life has been gay. The cat thing makes it even MORE obvious...

[@djregina6897]

makes sense actually

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

Gaydar ...... going off!

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

I agree

[@jalepezo]

hopefully not, enough gay men child as it is

[@ZacharyDarkes]

I'm straight and married to a beautiful woman but ya this dude is very gay.

[@LeolaGlamour]

As a black person none of that looked like a bbq.

[@VivaciousVixen]

Literally the person who gets to watch 90 day fiance with you is literally the luckiest person ever lol

[@kenya1067]

Ya know this whole mom and son Vegas experience is just what I'd expect from a mom and son duo in Vegas excited about the strip and probably casino buffets probably.

[@lillyrose3545]

Colts cousin looks like he stormed the Capital on 1/6

[@Achilles·LastStand]

I think she was using him to some degree, but had he treated her better she would of been a better partner. That being said, if he did just give her everything like Jeorge did with Anfisa then it would be very obvious what her intentions were

[@kayla123ism]

If he would kept to his word, they would have been fine. He promised her all kinds of money and riches and then she got here and he’s a mommas boy.

[@zackdiazabiblio9592]

Dude looks like the average Jan 6th attendee. Also the little Friendly's on his shirt makes it 10x funnier 🤣

[@marleyproductiongaming]

Dude - your videos always help me on a hard day! Your commentary is THE FUCKIN BEST 🤌🎉🤣

[@derekexplosion]

*C A T S*

[@kev-larscuba2323]

The irony of the cousins friendly shirt is not lost on me

[@weirdaminks1073]

this is a masterpiece, literally

[@cenergames]

Let's gooooooo, a new video! :D Just recently found your channel and I love it. Cracks me up all the time haha.

[@jaredbezes7806]

Colts cousin was definitely one of the dudes that raided the capital for trump

[@gem8008]

Welcome back! Been waiting patiently ✌️

[@AdamOBrien29]

The intro splicing is elite

[@ace_Knows]

Al from Toy Story …. I busted out laughin 😂🤣😂🤣

[@koriethegiraffe]

"Yep those are all the boxes" omg this guy is so funny

[@BS-rj8cl]

I dont understand why American's are so sure that everyone wants to flock to their country for. .. What exactly? There is so much poverty, danger, racism, inequality. . . like if I was going to choose any c country to flock to it would be Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Switzerland, Denmark, Iceland. At least you can have a good quality of life there.

[@screeningmimi]

Jessica Smith IKR!!! Especially the loser "cousin." WTF does HE think Larissa and others are so anxious to get to the U.S. A. to "get from him?" No health care, poor education, AND living with Colt, Debbie and cats in a small condo with one car, no AC, and what he thinks of as a "big ass ring." I kind of doubt that, when they made her get a dress for $100. from Goodwill. :-) Colt thinks it's perfectly okay for Cuz to attack her, and he's acting like she's picking his pocket which is filled with thousand dollar bills.

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

I'd move to Sweden, Norway, Spain or Scotland. Beautiful countries with people who seem to think more like me.

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

@@screeningmimi Personally I often got vibes that Colt's family thought Larissa should be grateful for even an empty bucket simply because she was from another country. Also, don't I know you?? Zain Daily?

[@screeningmimi]

@@victoriadiesattheend.8478 Hi...Yes, I'm a Zain Daily fan too. :- ) I've had the same vibes about Colt's family and their treatment of Larissa. He'd have been money ahead to buy a 'lifelike doll' and keep her in the closet to play with, then resume life with mommy between times. Sorry, this is a little gross, but his more recent GF's wouldn't have put up with it.

[@gwendolyn0515]

Ikr, there are many great countries to live in, idk why people would choose the us

[@trashmammal111]

Omg. I have always had cats as pets & all my exes hated them, thankfully my fiancé likes them enough to give them treats & pets but that’s about it - if he was as crazy as Colt is about cats I would run away, 🚩🚩🚩

[@aubsesque]

Just found your channel and am very much digging the Morty-esque commentary

[@AlexeiX1]

Im Brazilian, and in Brazil it’s very common for people to live with their parents even in adulthood, and even moving in with their parents, but when that happens it’s usually in big houses that have different accesses and stuff like that. I think Larissa was just very naive at first and thought they were gonna live in a house like that where the mother got to live in her own space etc, not an entire shared place like this.

[@samiulrafsun9836]

This is by far the most underrated channel on KZbin I swear 😅

[@7polar7]

Colt is a real gamer

[@7polar7]

He knows how to treat women

[@LeolaGlamour]

I hated Vegas too. Debbie is one of those people who if you say Vegas is tacky gets offended.

[@asimone5973]

“YOu SHoUlD feEl LiKe a DAmN QueEn wITh A RinG LikE ThAt! ” 😂😂😂😂

[@0mally13]

That dude is lucky that larissa is even looking his way

[@Char-Williams]

The perv, the fake, and the momma's boy! 😂

[@whereindaworldiskarmensandiego]

The biggie edit🤣🤣🤣 quickslice, u the goat!🤣

[@middle-agedMan]

This is the energy of every man named colt

[@bryanspilner7370]

"friendlys air conditioning" lmao

[@Bigbluecollector316]

How lame does he have to be to have work clothes on at a family gathering 😂😂😂

[@goldenharmoney]

the cousin was wishing it was him that found her lls

[@billkrill4656]

Awesome weekend.....with the Quickslice.

[@lexylin2790]

Bruh 1:40 when the music comes in and the zoom in on colts smile💀💀IM WHEEZING😭😭😭💀🤣

[@user-lp3wh7jc2p]

Man shout out to these guys being real. I don't even tell girls I live with my mom. I say I live with roommates

[@tooshady47446ttv]

I honestly can't imagine how they actually aired this embarrassing shit and nobody got sued I'm just now actually seeing the ninety days 😂

[@anamuntean3276]

Oh my gosh I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. You really crack me up. Your humor is the best!!!❤😂