Comedian argues with tipsy lawyer

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Jessica Kirson

Jessica Kirson

Күн бұрын

I love getting into it with lawyers.
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Jessica Kirson is a powerhouse on stage. She’s a hilariously relatable performer of sheer silliness, vulnerability, and ridiculous characters. Her countless comedic character videos have racked up over 50 million views on social media. Her audience is multigenerational, creating an excuse for large groups of friends and families to spend a night out together. In an era where only 10% of all touring comedians are female, Jessica stands out as one of the strongest comedians regardless of gender

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@phoenixpinkmyn5535
@phoenixpinkmyn5535 3 ай бұрын
"how long have you been together" "what time is it" is legit a good joke 🤣🤣
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 3 ай бұрын
Yeah great joke!
@JamieBentall
@JamieBentall 3 ай бұрын
Because of that, I remembered a scene from a sitcom where the husband came home late and drunk and the wife was mad. She tells him he's drunk but he says he's not then I think she went, "can you tell the time?", then he literally told a clock that he wasn't drunk. 😂😂😂
@ganjarulez009
@ganjarulez009 3 ай бұрын
It is! I wonder if Jessica didn’t notice it and thought it was a random thing he said
@phoenixpinkmyn5535
@phoenixpinkmyn5535 3 ай бұрын
@@ganjarulez009 she's pretty sharp, I think she was just going with the bit 😉
@urieldaboamorte
@urieldaboamorte 3 ай бұрын
I like how it can either mean they've been together for only a few hours or that he somehow needs this information to just say "3 years" or something
@theTommyWaters_
@theTommyWaters_ 3 ай бұрын
Lawyers are trained to never give a straight answer and to be purposefully misleading. I've always wondered how a lawyer would react out in the wild. Here you have it.
@jezzieb4995
@jezzieb4995 3 ай бұрын
"out in the wild" 😂😂😂😂
@hosseinhaschemi2570
@hosseinhaschemi2570 3 ай бұрын
Out in the wilddddd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@unusuario5173
@unusuario5173 2 ай бұрын
That guy must have been born over there. As a mexican from the motherland, I found his behavior very odd.
@marybell8995
@marybell8995 2 ай бұрын
Right! Out in the wild!! 😝 😂
@Naramiss2396
@Naramiss2396 2 ай бұрын
Glad to see I’m not the only one that uses in the wild when talking bout out in public bc like people act fucking act wild
@ozhagevermeleh7641
@ozhagevermeleh7641 3 ай бұрын
i love how he covers his mouth when he laughs
@apversum
@apversum 3 ай бұрын
Me too 😂❤
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887 3 ай бұрын
"You met him 10 yrs ago, where, a jungle gym?"😂😂😂
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887 3 ай бұрын
@JessicaKirsonComedy_on_te-le SPAM REPORTED
@deannad9105
@deannad9105 3 ай бұрын
Albert's face got so red on that one😂
@makslargu5799
@makslargu5799 3 ай бұрын
I need to know how old Albert is, and who his dermatologist is
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887 3 ай бұрын
@@makslargu5799 Albert's dermatologist is Mother Nature. He's 12!
@swarnadipmitra1095
@swarnadipmitra1095 3 ай бұрын
​@@makslargu5799 he's just young
@jameswalker2011
@jameswalker2011 3 ай бұрын
Man brought the smoke 😂 "How long have you been together?" "What time is it?"
@Jordan-ck5ty
@Jordan-ck5ty 3 ай бұрын
Im a quiet comedian got me😂
@Saracen93
@Saracen93 3 ай бұрын
“Are you Jewish or Italian?” Yes I’m Gianmarco Soresi
@marybell8995
@marybell8995 3 ай бұрын
The moral of the story is don’t see Jessica when you’re really drunk!
@chrisbelcourt92
@chrisbelcourt92 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 so true
@Jesseezgirl
@Jesseezgirl 3 ай бұрын
Or don't sit up front!
@marybell8995
@marybell8995 3 ай бұрын
@@Jesseezgirl are you a Rick Springfield fan?
@Jesseezgirl
@Jesseezgirl 3 ай бұрын
@@marybell8995 Lol...I get that a lot! Understandably so, but no...I had a cat named Jessie and due to the song, I figured I'd use that as my user name here in YT...I actually thought that he was adorable and I liked the song, but the main reason was bcuz of my cat, so the name made sense...
@Jesseezgirl
@Jesseezgirl 3 ай бұрын
@@chrisbelcourt92 Then you would be able to handle her well! I know me and I can be very sarcastic, so it would be a funny back n forth thing between us...
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887 3 ай бұрын
You can tell he loves his trophy wife.
@aleejjj
@aleejjj 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887
@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887 3 ай бұрын
@JessicaKirsonComedy_on_te-l After I report you. 😀😀😀
@pachimarie
@pachimarie 3 ай бұрын
LMAO😭😭😭
@leae3750
@leae3750 3 ай бұрын
Creepy asf
@hel2727
@hel2727 2 ай бұрын
husband
@xw7450
@xw7450 3 ай бұрын
"tipsy" is generous
@DominicGo
@DominicGo 3 ай бұрын
the gestures, the tee hee laugh, he’s so cute actually-i miss people watching
@94XBlackXEyedXPeas
@94XBlackXEyedXPeas 3 ай бұрын
Damn thats def a sugar daddy 😂😂😂
@Tran-ll2it
@Tran-ll2it 3 ай бұрын
Yeah ten years ago that other guy seems like he would have been 20 something
@jenayrandall9358
@jenayrandall9358 3 ай бұрын
Not necessarily. A lot of gay male relationships have age gaps.
@nicholasgerry6931
@nicholasgerry6931 3 ай бұрын
​@@jenayrandall9358can confirm. My partner is 20 years older than me :P
@nicepeoplerock
@nicepeoplerock 2 ай бұрын
At a bar 10 years ago? No way that younger guy is 31 or over right now. No wonder the lawyer is being evasive.
@chrisevans869
@chrisevans869 2 ай бұрын
@@nicepeoplerockhe could be 30s… I see it lol. It’s better than the alternative 💀💀💀
@Potatoe-f6u
@Potatoe-f6u 3 ай бұрын
The young guy doesn't look old enough to have been in a bar ten years ago.
@jeromefitzroy
@jeromefitzroy 3 ай бұрын
Juice bar
@AndreaMartinez-qu1be
@AndreaMartinez-qu1be 3 ай бұрын
@@jeromefitzroy😂😂😂
@JulieShore-i1p
@JulieShore-i1p 3 ай бұрын
Albert isn't with Manny for his money, is he? 😂😂😂
@MatheusBorges2308
@MatheusBorges2308 2 ай бұрын
I thought that too, but gay men usually look younger than their age
@DM-nw5lu
@DM-nw5lu 2 ай бұрын
@@MatheusBorges2308 The lawyer sure doesn't.
@PennyThePisser
@PennyThePisser 3 ай бұрын
Manny’s ADORABLE!!! 🖤
@queenswillrule
@queenswillrule 3 ай бұрын
DO NOT -- repeat -- DO NOT be drinking or eating anything when you watch anything Jessica is doing.
@mividalocastudio9366
@mividalocastudio9366 3 ай бұрын
thats def a sugar daddy
@Lilith-bw9pq
@Lilith-bw9pq 3 ай бұрын
"I met him 10 years ago." Sir he looks no more than 22 yro. 💀🔥
@epicchocolate1866
@epicchocolate1866 2 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s a freaking boy like go home grandpa
@DuderofDudeness
@DuderofDudeness 3 ай бұрын
😂 Looked like his gay son
@yikesman2717
@yikesman2717 3 ай бұрын
Manny could be his daddy just... in a... different way
@geraldsonofgod
@geraldsonofgod 3 ай бұрын
Finally she met her match! 😂
@Norvo82
@Norvo82 3 ай бұрын
Oh, I was so hoping Albert was his son... But no, turns out Manny is a manny.
@Jordan-ck5ty
@Jordan-ck5ty 3 ай бұрын
Not an argument, but got my a$$ to click & laugh so good on ya Jessica. Keep killin' it!
@hdcm5767
@hdcm5767 3 ай бұрын
Daddy having fun with his love...i need one too ❤❤❤❤
@irandude1655
@irandude1655 28 күн бұрын
That’s how Manning wins his criminal clients. Just throw whatever until the other other party gets angry and lose their shit. 🤣🤣
@skylargreen7156
@skylargreen7156 3 ай бұрын
Films and events? If this is the type of film I'm thinking of I doubt Jessica would be cast in it, these two guys look like adult film actors to me 🤣
@DaeDaeDotNet
@DaeDaeDotNet 3 ай бұрын
OMG i gotta sit up front when I go see her😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@roccodelgreco
@roccodelgreco 2 ай бұрын
Jessica: “I’m a very quiet comedian…” 😂😂😂
@tom_something
@tom_something 2 ай бұрын
The "What time is it?" really caught me off guard. Suddenly he seemed very lucid and energetic. That was a good one.
@markwinter8991
@markwinter8991 3 ай бұрын
I thought you meant at Applebee's 😂
@colemantwigg2172
@colemantwigg2172 3 ай бұрын
OMG I love you Jennifer Karson ❤
@AmandaBabyyyyy
@AmandaBabyyyyy 3 ай бұрын
My all time favorite dancer 💃🏻
@fefe1179
@fefe1179 3 ай бұрын
2:02 i hate that she didn’t get this joke 😭☠️
@johnytsunami7983
@johnytsunami7983 3 ай бұрын
she did
@olivia-yv5pk
@olivia-yv5pk 2 ай бұрын
can someone explain
@mistydayremainsofthejudgment
@mistydayremainsofthejudgment 2 ай бұрын
why do you think she didn't get it? she was rolling her eyes at how crass it was lol
@mistydayremainsofthejudgment
@mistydayremainsofthejudgment 2 ай бұрын
@@olivia-yv5pk the implication is that they met earlier in the day
@olivia-yv5pk
@olivia-yv5pk Ай бұрын
@@mistydayremainsofthejudgment ohh okay thank you
@desireelachante1284
@desireelachante1284 2 ай бұрын
Imagine him defending you in courthouse : " excuse me you honour, what did you say?" 😂
@everhart12
@everhart12 Ай бұрын
This really brightened my day
@danielkoher1944
@danielkoher1944 3 ай бұрын
2:15 Scratch has met her match!
@Naturebug12
@Naturebug12 3 ай бұрын
....10 years ago? ....he does not look old enough. Sounds like a lawyer, answer, but dont share anything 😂😂😂
@brodaciousmax8025
@brodaciousmax8025 3 ай бұрын
I lost it when she screamed at him. ARE U JEWISH OR ITALIAN!!!!
@undertakerfanz628
@undertakerfanz628 3 ай бұрын
Orange man is loaded 🍻
@jesuscarrillo3705
@jesuscarrillo3705 3 ай бұрын
What are you talkimg about thats true real love❤❤.... the love for cash the bible talks about😢😮
@undertakerfanz628
@undertakerfanz628 3 ай бұрын
@@jesuscarrillo3705 brush your teeth
@kwoo24
@kwoo24 3 ай бұрын
@@undertakerfanz628 Mind your manners, he's Jesus.
@bbb-t3h
@bbb-t3h 3 ай бұрын
I was like "Wait, that's NOT his son?!" Holy shit...
@livekhone375
@livekhone375 3 ай бұрын
My favorite comedian of all time 😂😂😂😂
@joanquattrocchi8023
@joanquattrocchi8023 3 ай бұрын
That blonde behind them was a tough crowd
@naizerjuarez5668
@naizerjuarez5668 3 ай бұрын
She had a hard time with facial botox. Hah😂😅😂
@AmandaBabyyyyy
@AmandaBabyyyyy 3 ай бұрын
She was trying to blend into the background so she wouldn’t become the next target 😂
@blakepizarro1105
@blakepizarro1105 3 ай бұрын
But she's laughing!
@na-akaari
@na-akaari 3 ай бұрын
Often when people ask 'what' , they need more time to think! makes sense he was drinkin and being put on the spot
@HurricaneLisa
@HurricaneLisa 3 ай бұрын
“Sir, How many drinks have you had” “I’m Mexican!”
@morrigange
@morrigange 3 ай бұрын
1:32 so cute
@madara0tsutsuki529
@madara0tsutsuki529 3 ай бұрын
I like trees lmaooo
@MR-tn3mt
@MR-tn3mt Ай бұрын
oh god this was so funny! 😂
@user-rk7cx3rm4r
@user-rk7cx3rm4r 2 ай бұрын
Defense attorneys are defensive 😂
@Paul-sh1en
@Paul-sh1en 3 ай бұрын
what a cute couple! I love them. And I love you Jessica!!!
@ziddi2603
@ziddi2603 3 ай бұрын
Nice 50-year age difference. lol
@schwarzesIndividuum
@schwarzesIndividuum 3 ай бұрын
Poor ziddi is alone 😂
@switchbladeromance1466
@switchbladeromance1466 3 ай бұрын
Wake up buddy FFS 😂😂
@switchbladeromance1466
@switchbladeromance1466 3 ай бұрын
I dress myself 😂😂
@hazelnutspred3348
@hazelnutspred3348 21 күн бұрын
aw how nice, he got his sugar daddy to take him to jessica's show
@jesies5203
@jesies5203 3 ай бұрын
I LIKE TURTLES!!!
@basiczachh3978
@basiczachh3978 3 ай бұрын
“what time is it?” 🥴
@HelenCamile63
@HelenCamile63 3 ай бұрын
“ARE YOU JEWISH?!” 😂
@MinasaintheUS
@MinasaintheUS 3 ай бұрын
What a cute couple!
@Manydiamonds123
@Manydiamonds123 3 ай бұрын
😂 I thought they where American.🇨🇦
@aleejjj
@aleejjj 3 ай бұрын
Hey guys let's play a game, So, i spy a sugar Do u spy a daddy?
@aleejjj
@aleejjj 3 ай бұрын
@JessicaKirsonComedy_on_te-l let's not 🙂‍↕️
@nancynee551
@nancynee551 3 ай бұрын
Does he do the, hand to his mouth,🫢 if a client is found guilty?? 😅😅
@raizhyghlankshelam6090
@raizhyghlankshelam6090 3 ай бұрын
Haha. I want to have my own dzaaddy.
@nothingisreal6345
@nothingisreal6345 2 ай бұрын
it is called the Chewbacca defense.
@nicolasbikic2861
@nicolasbikic2861 Ай бұрын
He's so slow I'm having trouble understanding how he could be a good lawyer
@BigFlusteredMess
@BigFlusteredMess 3 ай бұрын
LOL JESSICA!!!!!
@phd_angel4192
@phd_angel4192 3 ай бұрын
Jessica fumbled on this one. Took a while to realize he was not an English native speaker.
@sorayyahyusrizal7692
@sorayyahyusrizal7692 16 күн бұрын
I want the full version of this
@theresavellender4828
@theresavellender4828 3 ай бұрын
Hi I’m from the uk and I was wondering if your gonna come tour here at all preferably in the West Midlands near Birmingham? Or even my house if u like lol I think your amazing I love your sense of humour you make me cry laughing till I nearly pee my pants❤
@jeromefitzroy
@jeromefitzroy 3 ай бұрын
I thought they were father and son
@beatahandler2496
@beatahandler2496 3 ай бұрын
He looks like his clients, the criminals. Probably they are very comfortable with his Russian maffia looks 😅
@CherAngel96
@CherAngel96 3 ай бұрын
😂😂You're the best! I seriously laughed L'd OL!
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 3 ай бұрын
Gay dudes love her act, that’s the second long term relationship I’ve seen❤❤❤
@allanvanuga9196
@allanvanuga9196 3 ай бұрын
Great video.
@danilocesarverissimo2895
@danilocesarverissimo2895 3 ай бұрын
I feel very uncomfortable watching this. Haha
@mikeoleary361
@mikeoleary361 3 ай бұрын
Sorry, gotta say... I fucking love Manny here
@Blisteryn
@Blisteryn 3 ай бұрын
Hi Jessica, i know you will never come to Brasil but i love you.❤
@muzikluvah72
@muzikluvah72 3 ай бұрын
I love you so much Jessica. Dear gawd I’m always in tears laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
@polemius01
@polemius01 3 ай бұрын
Kind if a dull guy. Would not hire him. "What time is it?" was good, though.
@jolus6678
@jolus6678 3 ай бұрын
Um Mexican wasn't a choice. The choices were Jewish or Italian. Now pick one.
@majortom8415
@majortom8415 3 ай бұрын
Something about the older guy made me feel really uneasy…. Loved Jessica’s crowd work as usual but something about the dynamic between the two of them makes me uncomfortable, I think it’s the shoulder grab?
@TheOnlyDTM
@TheOnlyDTM 3 ай бұрын
I’m so hype to see you in August lol
@jezzieb4995
@jezzieb4995 3 ай бұрын
I love her crowd work. Manny is extremely annoying 😮
@In.search.of.crafts98
@In.search.of.crafts98 2 ай бұрын
One of them worships lana del rey lol
@tylerjseph2547
@tylerjseph2547 3 ай бұрын
There seems to be a really big age gap between them
@chrisbelcourt92
@chrisbelcourt92 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@DBradshaw25
@DBradshaw25 3 ай бұрын
I just found out Jessica's step-brother is Zach Braff?
@anthonyrusso9378
@anthonyrusso9378 3 ай бұрын
💗
@YuliiaFrankovska-qb4bw
@YuliiaFrankovska-qb4bw 3 ай бұрын
First 15 sec and I am already screaming
@matiassaldumbide5411
@matiassaldumbide5411 2 ай бұрын
smells like sugar baby in the room 🙈
@LoreDana2
@LoreDana2 2 ай бұрын
Perchè gli chiede se è Italiano?
@SO_DIGITAL
@SO_DIGITAL 3 ай бұрын
What time is it?
@juancastro171
@juancastro171 3 ай бұрын
😂. Genial..siempre sacas lo mejor de la audiencia... Jajajaja 😂😂😂😂
@thana090909
@thana090909 Ай бұрын
Albert was definitely not 11 when they met
@raffaelechiarolanza5045
@raffaelechiarolanza5045 2 ай бұрын
if you get convicted 10 years Manny can help you reduce it to 27
@danielkoher1944
@danielkoher1944 3 ай бұрын
3:06 @ a VFW!
@andrealm7134
@andrealm7134 2 ай бұрын
Omg i love her hahaha
@redcapote4760
@redcapote4760 Ай бұрын
I should have been a lawyer so I could be a sugar daddy. Fuck this healthcare bullshit.
@mariaveramusic
@mariaveramusic 3 ай бұрын
Albert seems so uncomfty
@SnufflySpy
@SnufflySpy 3 ай бұрын
I'm genuinely curious how she knows when someone is Jewish. Is there an accent?
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 3 ай бұрын
I’ve NEVER understood how people know that 🤷🏿‍♂️
@RM-xr8lq
@RM-xr8lq 3 ай бұрын
same way people identity any other ethnicity, jewish doesn't just refer to that abrahamic cult
@SnufflySpy
@SnufflySpy 3 ай бұрын
@@RM-xr8lq I know it's not just religion, I'm curious what other tells there are
@DonDon-zr5fv
@DonDon-zr5fv 3 ай бұрын
Lmao
@italialibera2102
@italialibera2102 3 ай бұрын
Why does she ask if he's j. or It. ?
@marciafernandes4247
@marciafernandes4247 3 ай бұрын
Maybe they are just 10 years difference, people age differently gosh, people commenting are wild!
@Lilith-bw9pq
@Lilith-bw9pq 3 ай бұрын
How?!
@rajori111
@rajori111 3 ай бұрын
let's say he's 42 at minimum, albert can NOT be anything close to 32. open ur eyes
@marciafernandes4247
@marciafernandes4247 3 ай бұрын
​@@rajori111 I'm 35 and look younger than Albert, are you 12? lol I am pretty sure he is like 40 and the boyfriend idk... 50 max...
@hrajatverma
@hrajatverma 3 ай бұрын
You are hillarous, just love you Ma'am, I mean, You know what I mean.
@destinygatez7068
@destinygatez7068 3 ай бұрын
I felt like even though he’s gay and Jessica is a lesbian, they would be a cute couple in an alternate universe
@KartikayKaul
@KartikayKaul 3 ай бұрын
Lol this reminds me of Star Trek discovery where Paul stamets is Gay in original Universe but Pansexual in mirror universe xD
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