Comedians Funniest Bombing Stories

[@MiSambra]

Doing a bit about cooking your dog for breakfast at a PETA event is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. RIP Patrice O'Neal.

[@thepeach4638]

One time, there was a sign language interpreter on stage and patrice went up on stage holding a bunch of shit, walked right up to the sign language interpreter and said "excuse me, can you hold this?" And hands her everything he's holding and turns around and proceeds to talk to the crowd leaving the interpreter bamboozled lmao love patrice

[@kaldadddddy]

That's awesome lmfao never heard that before what a legend Patrice is@@thepeach4638

[@GrahamBo44]

​@@thepeach4638& then some... Videos on YT too RIP T-Bone

[@cavemanlawyer5608]

You guys. Spend some time re-watching old tough crowd episodes. Patrice and kevin hart had some of the funniest moments ever on tv

[@b3yambur]

​@@cavemanlawyer5608forget Tough Crowd, spend hundreds of hours listening to all of his appearances on Opie & Anthony.

[@MindsWide]

Can't decide whether I love Patrice ruining a PETA evet or Robin Williams laughing at Collin more 😆 such legends

[@zlac]

Even though I LOVE Patrice, PETA event was a classic Patrice when he smelled the "wrong crowd". One time he saw how the crowd was extremely prude, and he immediately started asking them very sexual questions, explaining the Donkey Punch and similar "sex moves". :D Robin Williams laughing at Collin is too good, he saw how he's having a really bad day and he was like: "Colleague, WTF?" :D

[@MindsWide]

@@zlac The Nasty Show wasn't even close to a bomb though 🤷🏻‍♂️ The beauty of the PETA event is that the crowd was totally against him and he persisted in antagonizing them

[@Paddy.C]

I think it was either Jim Norton, or Bill Burr, who said that Patrice's attitude was always, 'Never try to win a crowd back. Don't switch up your set to pander to them, because they can smell fear. Better to steer into your bomb, and make every single one of them walk out'.

[@neverlistentome]

I'd give anything to see the Patrice PETA thing...

[@williamjohnson9158]

congrats on 500k joke world

[@Frank7489]

I like how Chris actually tells the jokes that bombed. I’m always curious when these stories come up

[@jennygagne9099]

Chris is my favourite he's so real

[@FCWW87]

Yeah, but he didn’t apparently!

[@BB-mw9pu]

the guy that was sitting with him needs to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting him so that he can actually tell the story

[@vrnsmth]

I feel like they respected the fuck out of him for taking twice the money for a quarter of his time. These are old money billionaires, they know the value of time.

[@tristan8922]

@@jennygagne9099 i've never heard of Chris before but his story was so genuine. Definitely on my radar now.

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

"I'm actually pretty good in the white community" Shane's a man who understands his audience

[@MadVolbeat]

And with the "special" people hes just a monster.

[@MatthewGill-nv4tb]

​@@MadVolbeathim and John cena

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

@@MatthewGill-nv4tb lol they sure do love them some John Cena

[@toooes]

All comedians understand their audiences…?

[@Safaridor]

@@toooesyeah, and everyone has common sense. That’s why it’s *common* sense.

[@otisquinn7464]

The story of Norm Macdonald being kicked out of Ohio by the governor for his set would have been gold here.

[@mickeymccourt8228]

legendary story

[@stephenkolman5727]

Iowa

[@otisquinn7464]

@@stephenkolman5727 yeah my bad, I remembered the story from Jim Breuer where he corrected to Iowa later.

[@davidwujczyk3037]

Ioaw*

[@leftisbest7173]

Thats a real thing? Gotta look this up

[@stephengrigg5988]

Quinn laughing at how spectacular of a bomb he had is hilarious. He basically pauses to laugh at the points that were the most traumatic😂 That's an amazing story, but god it must have been so uncomfortable in that room

[@fuckamericanidiot]

He said in another telling that his suit jacket was completely soaked through from sweat on the stage 💀

[@fuckamericanidiot]

His jacket!!!

[@colinryan4737]

That last dude had it the worst. That's a great prank by Akash

[@ScottWessels]

It was uncomfortable to listen to that story. Others were funny, his was painful.

[@bdb1052]

😂

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

My favorite is Shane spending 9 hours chugging cold brew coffees at a panera bread, then going to watch Jumanji by himself and has a panic attack, calls his shaman for some guidance and then goes up on stage to fucking bomb

[@ko2ni]

Sounds like a chapter from American Psycho

[@regularnormal]

lol

[@zechariahcifuentes7002]

“I’m not really Asian I just woke up” is honestly hilarious to me 😂😂😂

[@xlDysenterylx]

Patrice was a comedian's comedian. He was definitely one of the greatest ever to do it.

[@specialknees6798]

He and Norm. Comic’s comic is the perfect way to describe those guys

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Patrice is the GOAT 🐘

[@the_white_al_borland]

I’ve been falling asleep to these compilations so these guys just wind up being characters in my dreams 😂😂

[@Yungdrizzle]

@@John-Doe-Yo close your eyes

[@the_white_al_borland]

@@John-Doe-Yo I work really hard man I could fall asleep during a hurricane

[@Owensti]

@andrewmoore8992 yeah i feel that

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

Joe Rogan saying he’s obviously not a bomb expert is the funniest thing he’s ever said

[@b3yambur]

Joe Rohan sounds like an alternate version of Rogan where he's Irish and speaks Gaelic.

[@giggityeffyou]

@@b3yambur Sounds more Indian that Irish

[@b3yambur]

@@giggityeffyou I see where you're coming from but Rohan is an actual Irish last name. I thought it sounded a little Japanese too.

[@RandomBogey]

You don’t mess with the Rohan

[@magicbob8]

He was talking about real bombs (💣)at the time

[@maxspicer6074]

My all time favorite is when Theo Von was invited to host a benefit for Kirk Douglas but he thought they said roast

[@Josh-wd8wc]

Did u get the dildo back from your old ass diapering wearing mom

[@l-train7876]

WHAT?!?! Must find that story.

[@tnixx10]

Oh god hahaha thanks for reminding me 😂😂

[@madmardin2860]

😅 10:36 😊😅​@@l-train7876

[@silentbob2430]

😊​@@l-train7876

[@sillanus1]

I was at the DC show Gillis was talking about at 4:29 and yea literally nobody was in their seats, everyone was just getting drinks. But he actually did pretty good, most of the people sitting down were laughing, myself especially

[@Kinobambino]

I figured he was making it worse than it seemed cause he is hilarious

[@hegeliandianetik2009]

The fact that Rogan was trying to stop Bobby from going on stage because he isn't funny, when I've never laughed at anything Joe has said is hilarious, that dude has no comedic self awareness 😂

[@Bigolebungus]

You may have never laughed at something he said, but have you ever watched him fuck a stool?

[@profoundwanderer1441]

To be fair.. comedy was pretty corny back then. Making faces, humping stools was "hilarious". 😅

[@percocet80]

facts

[@michaelj6392]

I’ve also never laughed at anything Bobby has said 🤷‍♂️

[@ZeranZeran]

"They were yellow skinned. I mean like tan.. not Asian." Lmao

[@mackenziekerridge5858]

11:39 Distefano's story about bombing for the Mets owner is the best

[@najdifalcon]

But the interviewer keeps interrupting.

[@AdamWallis26]

​@@najdifalcon the interviewer?😂 thats Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers mate

[@McCandlessMike]

That one and Rick Glassman's story are my favorite. And Patrice of course 😂

[@siggycertified]

Bobby's Rogan impression isn't too shabby, lol

[@LuckyCharms777]

It truly revealed how much of a penis Joe is.

[@frequentsee3815]

He's probably heard that line over and over in his head for decades

[@Milkiest]

"He's not funny, he's from La Jolla" got me lmao

[@leftisbest7173]

It makes total sense if you have been there

[@LuckyCharms777]

It would’ve been hilarious if Bobby pronounced it as “Ra Jorra”. 😂 Actually, it was still hilarious because he pulled off exactly how whiny Joe is.

[@remy_james]

Joe was right. Nobody is funny here...

[@XenoTravis]

Glad this channel doesn't get copyright strikes. Love the compilation

[@ThePokerStreets916]

Think it helps that he's promoting them all rather than just playing their content to bring in $. Smart play

[@Austism_Powers]

And also probably cuz this isn’t another one of those “hate channel” that has plagued KZbin from some fat loser with a nasally voiceover hating on comics just to hate. This are fucking awful

[@jadet4748]

Comedians rock with this channel because the creator puts them on - it’s cool for community

[@scumbaggo]

@@jadet4748 yup its actual content not just some chinese dude spamming shorts with fucked up subtitles.. dont even get me started with putting subs on a comedy show.

[@BrianRocksNow]

Yeah, I've heard several comedians mention this channel off hand during various podcasts. They like this dude.

[@casedistorted]

I love that Robin Williams was the only one who appreciated the bomb act, and even funnier his coat went into the rain and got ran over. I can just picture Robin laughing his arse off

[@ElTraffico]

It’s funny hearing about a pre-weed Rogan thinking Bobby being bad early on was cuz he was from San Diego

[@rickeykoga2312]

It seems like weed saved Rogan at the perfect time - he seemed like kind of a bro-ish asshole based on many stories from his past and he mellowed out right as he entered the limelight.

[@rubencartier5616]

tbf rogan was right lmaoo

[@agl9591]

This is so accurate

[@Velourium]

if anyone knows unfunny it's Joe Rogan

[@michaelj6392]

Bobby isn’t funny

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Great compilation. I've heard most of them but the Tom Segura one was hilarious and the Bill Burr / Patrice O'Neal one was so funny, talking about cooking a puppy for breakfast lol.

[@hhiippiittyy]

At a PETA event!

[@thebayneshow938]

@@hhiippiittyythen played their piano lmal

[@Paul.......]

​@hhiippiittyy i completely missed that lmao thats even better

[@NOOKnookCROOK]

Sam felt his soul leave his body a bit after his yellow comment. 😅

[@sandhammy]

I could listen to Patrice stories all day long.

[@simonkeel3030]

The last one was absolutely hilarious. He goes all in on that impression and the room doesn't react at all

[@lostgeometry]

God I pray Colin gets cast in a De Niro film before it's all said & done.

[@codys7942]

"I don't know cancer" "....Yeah, how'd you know" LMAO!!! Best part of these stories.

[@brockjensen2473]

“Not only do I not hear laughs, I can hear Joe Rogan in the back saying ‘see I told you he’s not funny’”💀💀💀💀

[@remy_james]

The irony is that, that sounds like all of Rogan's sets

[@megyskermike]

Colin Quinn wins this one

[@stephengrigg5988]

Just insulting hollywood royalty to their face and realizing you made the most massive miscalculation of all time 😂 That's such a great story, and I could feel how uncomfortable it was

[@BMTroubleU]

"Tickling the ivories" is a new saying for me. Hilarious

[@CrabbyO]

Colin Quinn: "Side brag. Robin Williams knows me."😂❤

[@lusanBEP]

the „im not really asian… I just woke up“ is fire 😂

[@sambrooks6103]

The Chris Di Stefano Cohen gig is the best

[@HanmaAnon]

so bobby avoids anything joe rogan related and now i know why

[@bakedcrystal915]

Joe is a dick for that tbh

[@icu3869]

Bobby Lee coming on with fkd up messy hair:” I’m not actually Asian, I just woke up” NEVER heard anything that funny from him. Hilarious.

[@unluckycharms9017]

Can you imagine Joe Rogan accusing someone else of not being funny? 😅😂😂

[@blanefulkerson8903]

Yes, cause Joe is funny

[@Crustyfart123]

@@blanefulkerson8903his stand up is cheeks

[@unluckycharms9017]

@@blanefulkerson8903 Occasionally on his podcast but if you’ve ever laughed at his stand up, then I’d really like some of what you’re smoking.

[@joedeegan349]

@@blanefulkerson8903he’s really not, he knows lots of funny people though.

[@ShuckMeOff1]

He’s funny when he doesn’t try too fucking hard to be

[@johnmagus6341]

Bobby can still feel it...

[@BastrdMcQueen]

That silent treatment prank on Blaustein 27:50 "Biaa... WTF happened here?!?" I lost my mind bro I'm DEAD!

[@kylekennedy9212]

I laughed the hardest at that point! Hearing the backstory and then the clip was incredible.

[@richardlewitt488]

Honestly, I wouldn't have been surprised if that was the audience's reaction regardless.

[@Hollowtheprophet702]

Akash is SO DIRTY for that!!! Hilarious.. but DAMN that's cold blooded. Audience played along perfectly though 🤣

[@juliusmunemo8754]

“He’s doing crowdwork on you 😂”

[@Chris-kb6vf]

Patrice O’Neil not being here hurts so much. We need him more then ever. He was like a funny ass 2pac.

[@mikenew5380]

I really hope DeNiro & the other actors can now appreciate the comedy in Collin Quinn’s speech 🤣🤣🤣 that shit was hilarious!

[@ryanarborist]

Colin's story about hoping to be discovered at the DeNiro gig. He also wrote a spec script for Crocodile Dundee 2 where Colin himself showed Paul Hogan around New York. Colin was playing to win, what a motivational person.

[@TurkFebruary88]

Colin Quinn is a National Treasure

[@MoltenPlastic]

Imagine Rogan lecturing Mitzi on who's funny and who isn't

[@TCKilla33]

Imagine Ryan Sickler, Nedav, and Bert Kreicher simultaneously laughing together...stuff of nightmares

[@redsoxfox]

I think this is one of the most funniest and honest videos I have ever seen on KZbin of all time for me.

[@stumble_leiner]

At 10:00 when he says DeNiro was trying to support him out of pity, killed me

[@damianrodarte7727]

Been having great ideas lately man. You truly are the comedian lover's channel

[@joedeegan349]

This is a remake of a bombing video that came out a year or 2 ago same channel try and find it. First ones actually better.

[@damianrodarte7727]

I do remember that cuz thats about the time i started watching the channel haha ​@@joedeegan349

[@fredmanie2926]

Rogan saying someone isn't funny is wild

[@mattcavanagh8423]

I am a terrible comic. Worst one that’s ever lived, but this has inspired me to keep going on. Here’s to another 10 years!

[@BoomBoomBoom..]

Brenden?

[@JillianFischer1]

Omg! 😂 This is one of my all-time favorite videos.

[@Lamtitude]

I love hearing Colin’s humiliating stories. They are the best.

[@davidwujczyk3037]

Both of those Bobby lee jokes had me laughing 😂

[@byronalfaro5550]

As a Shane Gillis latino fan, i can confirm, I was white for that hour I saw Shane live.

[@XanderShiller]

One thing i noticed is that Rogan unintentionally gave Bobby PTSD.

[@declaredjeans7555]

Unintentionally? It's funny that Rogan, of all people, said Bobby wasn't funny.. Because all his act consists of, is climbing on the stool and humping it, and yelling til his voice goes out. Real artist, yo!

[@frequentsee3815]

​@declaredjeans7555 hey kinda reminds me of Whitney Cummings

[@nunyanunya4147]

'im not really Asian... i just woke up'

[@sunfish9341]

“i’m at the CAHMEDY CLUB” omg crazy that he referenced that

[@justinholtman]

Ur channel is just getting better and better man. Keep it up!!

[@matthews5261]

Dude keep up the great work, you’ve turned into one of my favorite channels and you’ve introduced me to so many funny people and great podcasts

[@FormerMexican69]

Quinn’s story had me fucking dying 😂😂😂

[@TripleXMango]

I can fully picture Robin Williams giving him that look outside, of just “what the fuck” that your friends give, then falling into hysteric laughter when the cashmere go run over.

[@xjtreex]

I've heard qQuinn tell the story even funnier. Sagura is such a hack he sucks the life out of a room

[@ryanharrison8412]

Quinn is tha BEST!

[@BearWithoutHair]

You the man JokeWRLD! Keep em comin’ !!

[@Worstpersonsingular]

Man Chris destefano can really tell a story

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

That last clip was terribly hard to watch lol.

[@RobertEscobar02]

Thank you Joke WRLD 🤣

[@TheDylls]

This was an absolutely insane collection of stories!! ❤

[@rancewhite9312]

Mark always hits Joe when he least expects it. 😂

[@imppprint]

hey babe is just next level podcasting. love those guys

[@donrane]

That ending was hysterical. His over the top energy vs the audience was top tier comedy. Who needs friends right :-)

[@ryanbledsoe3028]

Really man congrats on the channel you saw your opportunity and you seized it #ROADTO500K

[@juanmata5589]

Damn I love the way Bill Burr can tell a story. I wish I could do that.

[@chriscache1673]

Lmfao... he said "I'm not even his friend, they don't know me!" Its like he's so excited and happy for his first actual paying gig. Lmfaooooo

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

Those Colin Quin jokes are hilarious!

[@newportlord]

i’ve never noticed the chemistry between chrissy d and sal they seem like best friends 😂

[@Platerpus7]

Joe calling other comedians un funny is the funniest thing he has ever said.

[@victordove9891]

beat me to it xD

[@davidkunkle3262]

Yeah he only sells out areans. What a joke

[@fetch_happens]

@@davidkunkle3262 A lot of people buy McDonald's. It's not good food.

[@davidkunkle3262]

@@fetch_happens no shit really. Here is the thing about comedy it's subjective just like the food you eat. You might not like something but millions of other people do. It's a dumb argument to say he's bad at comedy when only a few comedians can get to that level. But people on the internet going to be dumb no matter what

[@hava1715]

@@davidkunkle3262And there’s a very large group of people that think Joe isn’t a good comedian, if Joe Rogan was doing stand up at a venue near me I’d probably go just because it’s Joe Rogan but that’s about it

[@tamikajoseph6127]

Toms story from Rumours Winnipeg kills me everytime.

[@gman1185]

Quinn's story is so uncomfortable

[@rosshamber429]

One of your best clips yet. Very cool life stories in here.

[@seakermac5800]

Themed episodes are best. Nice

[@kgw100]

Robin Williams probably was drying from the roast 😂

[@fitzrevo]

That story about Patrice going up after Bill Burr bombed and talking about eating a puppy is maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@natepace2881]

Chris just did a Louie CK bit about that bead of sweat😂

[@heimbiggysmallz]

Couldn’t finish the Robert De Niro one that was BRUTAL

[@TTV.krypticlogik]

Joe sayin someone is unfunny is legit the most ironic thing I've seen 😂😂😂

[@BirbalBonifaceMusoba]

The editing is amazing 👏🏾

[@DMTheLoopGod]

5:55 - Seeing "Colin Quinn" laid over Tom really made me question my entire life for a second.

[@KorysYoutube]

It makes me unbelievably sad thinking how much happiness Robin Williams would have brought the internet and the podcast world of today.

[@shortstrawmanproductions845]

Colin getting mad at himself as he tells and recalls it 😂

[@gabe8138]

Aye Bobby came back funnier than Rogan ever could be 🤣

[@lcharlesesquire4087]

Patrice was a top tier comedian in his day and he still would be now. RIP Patrice

[@CowboyHatsAndKuchen]

Comedians talking about comedy > comedians doing comedy ❤

[@_HOLDON]

Bobby's jokes cracked me up 🤣

[@joshb8976]

Colin is such a legend dude. This shit is so funny

[@alexanderromero9701]

2:18 Patrice being an absolute agent of chaos 🤣

[@dumass5214]

Joe saying Bobby isn’t funny is how you know Bobby is funny

[@jpdidyk1312]

Joke Wrld is always on it !!!! Keep er' going I love your edits.

[@JDWindtPlaysGuitar]

Chrissy's story was hilarious 😂

[@mattkono7816]

You're killing it Joke WRLD, keep up the great work! Also Daniel Tosh has a new podcast you should check out.

[@matthewkuhl79]

Colin Quinn had me rolling 🤣

[@joshlips9661]

Funny how Chrissy doesn't mind the paycheck for the humiliation

[@BigHarco]

By far my favorite upload!