Comedy Central Re-Animated - Patton Oswalt - Creative Depression - Uncensored

[@CinemaDemocratica]

"Didn't he leave a note?" "NO: THIS *IS* THE NOTE. ALL OF THIS."

[@AzaleaJane]

"He committed suicide, he's fine." One of my favorite Patton lines.

[@capribreezee]

Patton is one of my favorite comedians. I love how he is open about his depression and pokes fun at it. Most people don't approve of that. They just try to fix you.

[@tomscott4438]

In addition to being really really funny, I love how he identifies his depression as an entity outside of himself. Compartmentalization is a great coping skill.

[@WublicIndecency]

He is a treasure! I wish I could pick his brain. I'd love to be his friend!

[@mattwood9613]

There is so many letters in that word and for no reason.

[@DeadbrainLives]

Its not even depression when you hit that serene suicidal mode, its more like, "yeah, life is pretty meh, I could go for a bullet right about now. ah well." something about calming music, as if it backfires.

[@Leftyotism]

that's depression

[@ezrasky3761]

"What am I Emeril?!" lol

[@SpottedSharks]

funnier w/o the animation.

[@claireegoetz697]

not that i don’t agree with you at certain points, but it took a lot of work to do and this kind of comment isn’t constructive

[@The_Architekt]

@@claireegoetz697 Actually that was constructive criticism. Stop being so sensitive.

[@amcartoon3544]

Agreed! And it is constructive in my opinion as well, because the performer who wrote and delivered the material doing *exactly that* was vastly superior to these early 2000's flash player doodles.

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

They should do one of these, but from when Patton talks about what he does when he's in his car stuck in a traffic jam.

[@kai326]

the one about when he randomly starts singing and talking?

[@brianconner3222]

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[@joepayne4853]

The loading dock drawing! 3:33 😂

[@callmemudplease5890]

it's so appropriate that they make kazoo depression.

[@DBMe33]

I was too busy relating to what he was saying to form a like or dislike of the animations. Splice Patton Oswalt with the 1st Matrix's Agent Smith and thats my spirit animal. You guys are blessed.

[@NoBadsign]

Crazy how this bit came out 3-4 years before Toto's Africa became a meme.

[@thepacman2]

we need more of this.

[@oyeahthatguy]

watching at 11:45 on a tuesday... next errand- grocery store

[@karatesoccerbaseball]

The suicide topic he chose wasn't tasteful, but his presentation was phenomenal. He totally sold the performance and made me laugh at a touchy subject. This is a sign of a good comedian taking something controversial and having enough self awareness to not go overboard just to be shocking

[@StidFaces]

Is it me or Patton Oswalt is starting to look like William Shatner??

[@tommygarson8592]

StidFaces no. William Schatner is starting to look like Patton Oswalt

[@justinianDT]

“How to ruin a bit”. This is a masterclass on bit ruining

[@knoxbox1212]

These cartoons remind me of Shorties Watching Shorties...I miss that show.

[@wowza935]

Don't disrespect SWS. This animation is garbage

[@mocurio]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS! WE NEED THIS!

[@Quantum_GirlE]

Love the animations!

[@BaronOfHeid]

The persons reaction to him killing himself is eerily similar to Nick Swardsons seriously who farted joke

[@skilifavas4016]

I LOVE THIS AND PATTON WAS GREAT

[@zaneata2395]

Who knew remy from ratatouille would hate cooking so much😂

[@northspack]

Patton Oswald is on a new level , he is in the category of one of the greatest, he is the definition of tragedy/comedy 😁☹️ , a true artist a true professional. You shared your loss with the world , and gave us happiness from that tragedy we are forever in debt to you sir .

[@northspack]

SKY CAKE!!!!

[@lebbo88]

"Doo do do dododo-- {bang}"

[@wheybig2972]

How can he make me laugh so hard and feel so bad at the same time.

[@Magy09able]

I usually feel peacefully suicidal when "Dust in the Wind" is on.

[@ZeacorZeppelin]

I love patton Oswalt

[@thevileirish6764]

Ha, I miss shorties watching shorties

[@JenniNoMercy]

Licking his lips, checking it twice. Five minutes left on his microwave rice.

[@dontforgettolike7127]

Greatest story teller comedian ever

[@sakurarayne]

No.. this is the note 😂😂

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Just put it in the microwave for longer so you don't have to do all that crap. No one is going to send the police after you.

[@Siaman668]

The animation was pointless but I still enjoyed it

[@Cakegolem]

This is like watching a shoddy version of what The Ricky Gervais Show does so well.

[@troyschneider7247]

Right

[@TheSwamper]

My favorite foods require the following process: 1. Add Heat. 2. Consume.

[@mandyspaswick7116]

Fuck yeah

[@anthonyreidel3750]

This professional who has an exquisite library of diction, imaginative capacity, and ability to express this beautiful capacity to a crowd is great BUT it just… hmmm, needs a little something. Quick! Get me an animator and sound team, pay them barely enough to care and WHAM!! We’ve got ourselves a Patton 2.0 baby!

[@NiXiZme]

Patton Oswalt speaks to my slackfilled soul. Viva Discordia!!!!!

[@GregLynn]

Comedy Central: STOP IT WITH THE ANIMATIONS. WE DONT NEED A SLIDE SHOW to get his jokes!!!!

[@lilitulee]

Omg I got the hiccups from laughing so hard.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

This man's wife helped catch the Golden State killer.

[@ZeacorZeppelin]

This comedy bit cured my depression.

[@SidPoptart]

Why cover genius with trash?

[@kylem7708]

I have never related more to a bit than this one... fucking brilliant

[@sandyn3384]

Heating food up in plastic in a microwave is the most American thing ever💀💀

[@nextforlan]

y is there written "uncencored" in the title when there was nothin explicit in the animation?

[@wowza935]

Its the context of suicide. People are pussies when it comes to everyday things

[@vaiyt]

Being nice to people who might have trauma to deal with. How dreadful.

[@tafthardington3187]

the added audio distracts from the comedian

[@HalfBlindProductions]

Oh my gosh I relate to this so much

[@Sunset553]

I’m a rebel with the microwave. I just put it in once. I guess a time. It works

[@joecortazzi6049]

If he only wants no-effort microwave meals, then I know he's gonna hate the ones (like the Banquet chicken tenders or the desserts in a Swanson) where you literally remove portions out of the tray while the other part cooks for the first half and then you have to put the food back into the tray for the second round of nuking. Ugh...waaay too much effort!

[@Seetiyan]

Humanity: mission accomplished.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

To be clear this was before the renaissance of Toto’s Africa of 2014+

[@jesspayne1959]

Kid from kid & play took up comedy? Neat

[@eliotmccann2589]

I think the animation is deliberately put on the free clips, hopefully incentivising (??) everyone to purchase the special which will be animation-free.

[@sandragraves1177]

Now every time I hear this song I laugh till I pee

[@jzummak]

Because of this bit, I actually bought that Lean Cuisine.

[@sydneyhess824]

big mood

[@henrysmith9725]

I wonder what C- marketing major decided this bit needed C- graphic design animations for it.

[@layna-heyhey]

something like that happens to me a few times. Recently, I was at work filing papers. A KZbin video playing in my earbud, a tribute to Haystacks Calhoun. a classic country song "I'm country boy. I fiddle when I can, and work when I should..." plays. I feel that about to cry feeling for noooo reason. I'm a black female from the hood. I'm the most opposite of the details of the song lol, but yeah sad gut feeling bam right there.

[@kyleguajardo]

"Well I got me a fine wife, I got me ol fiddle, when the sun's comin up I got cakes on the griddle. Life aint nothin but a funny funny riddle!"

[@layna-heyhey]

@@kyleguajardo Haha thanks Kyle. I barely remember writing this comment. ugh I shouldn't kept quiet that day. Still love that song though.

[@kyleguajardo]

@@layna-heyhey It is odd to see a comment from a while back isn't it? The song is called "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" I don't know who originally made it but it was made more mainstream by John Denver.

[@layna-heyhey]

@@kyleguajardo yes John Denver, that's the version I know. Thanks.

[@McCknNHashBrown]

Fantastic funny and I liked the animation

[@Icanfigureitoutintime]

This is not Shorties Watchin Shorties

[@GZas]

I recently stopped buying microwavable tray meals and instead opted for the frozen dishes you have to put on a pan and fry for ten minutes. It is pathetic how proud I was because of that diet upgrade. "mmm, it feels like I'm actually cooking something!"

[@starhustler1453]

Man that 13 hours movie looks like balls

[@nomorebushz]

Can’t you see the note all over the place?

[@josremery]

So dark... But so funny

[@jacobc874]

I prefer watching the standup

[@bathoryaria4127]

OMG Africa by Toto *always* makes me depressed, and not in an I can relate to this musician kind of way either 😧

[@Leftyotism]

lol xD

[@applemask]

WHAT AM I, EMERIL

[@umiluv]

Makes me miss Shorties watchin’ shorties.

[@sandragraves1177]

Africa is a deeply depressing song. Thanks for the goddamn ear worm!!!

[@ashleyjackson7772]

Lol

[@RyanM7532]

Came because totos Africa came on while I was in the frozen aisle

[@ethengraham3913]

I seriously love that we can joke about suicide. I know it's a serious issue but I just love that when I make a joke about ending my life and the plan people don't get up and start holding me, no it's a joke... LAUGH!!!

[@lxqn]

Animation is getting in the way.

[@shawnpurcell5424]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Comedy Central, NEVER PUT THOSE ANIMATIONS INTO ANOTHER VIDEO. Patton Oswalt would be appalled.

[@Seth9809]

So he spends eight minutes to find a dish that saves him 3 minutes?

[@fissshy7]

Uhhh... The animations pretty damn good? ...No idea why so many comments kinda come to the same idea, I especially liked how these animations would interact with the dude, putting money in his pocket and it still being in there for the rest of the scene, and bloodsplatter after the gunshot to the head. So... no idea why you want to see this guys unenergetic physical presence anyway, he's more of a (nm, just, started shouting weirdly, mixed bag) kinda guy so, no funny faces or exaggerated movements to be seen... I'm genuinely confused. If you think it distracts from the comedy then, go see it raw somewhere else? Nobody's forcing you to watch it like this, or to comment that it's bad... Eh, I'm just gonna enjoy this, and forget about my confusion of peoples dislike of effort being put into these videos after the fact.

[@wowza935]

"...no funny faces/exaggerated movements..." comedy is not blatantly making an ass outta urself for cheap laughs, u knobhead. Is this the 1st time you've seen anything other than colors screaming at u via a monitor? Also,the same argument can b made for u. If you're so perplexed as to y the boring talking guy won't jingle keys n shit himself on stage, then piss off. The animation is garbage,btw. Shit genuinely looks fan made.

[@daviddavid5880]

Lol. I sometimes feel like that when I'm looking for plain triscuits or normal yogurt. Or is that homicidal?

[@s0ul5pank3r]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Of all the ultra-A-lister global powerhouse celebrities that ~claim~ to walk amongst us regular folk, Patton and Weird Al are the only two that I can actually visualize doing so…

[@legendaryHoldings]

Distracting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Ojdaweedmane]

The animation is so off putting

[@TighelanderII]

Has he ever had bumpy hair?

[@BluntmanEXE]

I tried the Mezzaluna Mushroom Ravioli once, and to be honest, it's not that good.

[@connor4560]

inb4 africa by toto becomes a meme

[@TheStefan6969]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drphot6050]

Lack of effort! Bon appetite!

[@tacohouse01]

The graphics make this a lot worse Take it back sometimes it works

[@DrDeathpwnsu]

Usually I like these kind of animations, but this one didn't really add anything and the sound effects made it worse.

[@thegamerz9068]

Don’t like the animation close your eyes and I’m 8 so you 30 year olds while your whining about the animation I’ll be enjoying the animation

[@wvlf]

Get off of the internet, You're way too young for this.

[@MrLloydparker]

The animation is unnecessary. It cheapens it.

[@Stongna_Bologna]

Y'all trying to recreate shorties watching shorties but worse in every way?

[@kennethmerizalde9542]

Daaame pat your a bit dark

[@bradeurich5183]

Yeah, I'm with everyone else. The animation actually made this great bit pretty crappy.

[@kes3959]

Please upload it without the animation.

[@mulemule]

Thanks for adding the annoying and sh^tty animations to an otherwise perfectly good vid, Comedy Central. (Guess I'll just go back to the audio-only clips found elsewhere.)

[@goldinthefurnace]

Hello Dum Dum

[@cjs297]

this is a great bit, but the animations and whacky sound effects ruin it

[@bulletbelt97]

The animation ruins it.

[@TheOddMindofSamBo]

It's about half and half. Some of the visuals are great, others just... why.

[@ultimaT]

personally i think that it would be great if they didn't add sound effects

[@realxentity3036]

Dalton Swayze your comment ruined it even more.