COMEDY - Ep. 10. Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter One

COMEDY - Ep. 10. Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter One
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[@mephostopheles3752]

"Can I roll a perception check to see if I can detect any train-like activity?" *rolls a 1* "It has occurred to me that I've never seen, heard, or felt the presence of a locomotive in my entire life. What is a train?"

[@Uncle-Jay]

"You're standing on a set of steel beams when a giant metal dragon hits you at 50MPH."

[@madisonbrown22]

“You realize just as you land, that you’ve never truly loved anyone.”

[@zucchinibyday]

Ah yes the schools of magic Evokation Alteration Illusion Necromancy Accounting Hufflepuff Heat and air repair

[@0GlassOfAcid0]

Medical Data Base Magic

[@roosterboots4684]

This throw away joke gave Travis an unfortunate idea

[@a.soland7751]

Griffin's pained and exasperated, "Daaaaad!!"

[@londonhughes5986]

Amber Soland I was the 69th like lol

[@MS-gd8px]

"Hes feeling his handle" Griffin: "DAD!"

[@tory4006]

Griffin yells at three idiots the podcast

[@Bluemangrup]

Correction, one idiot yells at 3 other idiots: the podcast

[@theswaff699]

@@Bluemangrup 1 idiot yells at 3 other idiots, one of which is his dad, the podcast

[@prettymuchyeah7520]

@@theswaff699 They're all idiots, the podcast

[@faroshscale]

The "opportune time" bit had me ROLLING

[@serperiorkal8142]

Taako: "I can levitate, so top bunk is fine." He's learning from his past experiences 😢

[@Maybe_a_Spoon]

*W o t?*

[@raebaer8580]

wait from what?

[@selfanothermostlikely478]

It's been a year I must know what this is referring to

[@serperiorkal8142]

@@selfanothermostlikely478 in the episode when everyone was stuck in the well he asked the party if anyone could levitate, because at the time he could not lol

[@gabwood1514]

I just imagine that Magnus is literally changing in the room in front of everyone, and the director is just going on with the debriefing like nothing is happening lmao

[@Norneeful]

Magnus just took the debriefing literally

[@nottknormal]

@@Norneeful That was a good fucking joke

[@dancingcat1796]

some timestamps 1:48 episode starts 3:00 Robbie the roomate 9:12 pringles 10:00 briefing room 18:50 changing clothes 21:11 Magnus the blazed 22:07 about the relicts 24:14 Avii and Magnus 32:50 break begins 44:15 break ends 48:40 the swamp 58:00 leaches

[@emilymary5831]

Thank you!

[@luise3334]

You are the backbone of our society. Thank you thank you 😌

[@jayking325]

Bless you

[@krabkrab_]

oh god leeches?

[@Cyboar]

It legit says in one of the rule books to eat snacks

[@lilyfae7197]

Wait fr? Omg which one?

[@brodiecameron5458]

The dungeon masters guide.

[@connors3647]

Break end 44:09

[@37shadowwolf15]

Youre a saint

[@Polarbeargirl-pq4ps]

Hallelujah

[@skittlesmcwumpkins1533]

thank you kind soul your troubles are greatly appreciated

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Thank you kind soul your troubles are greatly appreciated

[@Arabellean]

Prince of the Cosmos thanks for putting the time stamp before the music ends

[@axeylotl3112]

Spoilers! 18:37 Oh you sweet summer child. You babe wrapped in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.

[@CPTHAP]

Rosa Crunch, eating away on the back of the snack bus.

[@born_child3117]

Uhm I actually want to mention that it actually does mention that you should bring a salty snack not in the phb but in the dmg. Don’t know where but I remember something about it

[@PinkApocalypse]

WOOP I MADE IT TO EPISODE 10 shit I’ve been watching this for 10 hours

[@sameenshaw9670]

"Can we bring Billy Bluejeans back?" "Errr....." Oh little did they know....

[@amrishramcharitar5703]

i started watching this at 3:00 am

[@sun.fl0wers909]

Amrish Ramcharitar bro same

[@fredbillsworth8311]

3:34 to be precise for me :,)

[@babyamiibo]

Its 3:25 for me rn

[@theprinnydoom5350]

I know I am like years late on this but can we all just agree that the name Leaman Kessler is a dope name?

[@OTKok]

True

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

absolutely

[@happybean4992]

I LOVE THE ADVENTURE ZONE SO MUCHHHH

[@sunnydtgm5414]

'A swamp is not a beverage'. - Griffin McElroy

[@jensencaldwell5101]

well not with _that_ attitude

[@jenniferbecker6864]

"Like a baseball bat passing through a ghost" Hmmm... Channeling a little OFF there aren't you Griffin?

[@abby-zg4rq]

44:05 is when the ad break ends

[@ronjafrigard1510]

Taako’s sleepy sack is one of my favorite details 😂

[@GippyHappy]

STOP SPOILING THINGS IN THE COMMENTS SOME OF US GET INTO FANDOMS REALLY LATE I've already had like 3 things spoiled so I got to lay off the comments :^(

[@Penumant]

Thank youuu

[@wrgirlie86]

*hugs* me too

[@thefowl5068]

Same here, haven't gotten anything big spoiled yet but I'm definitely going to stop looking.

[@carna24]

i know your pain ...

[@Nanamowa]

That's why you look in the comments after finishing the video.

[@calcifer6142]

Magnus hit the skooma harddd

[@dray3774]

Only Skyrim fans will understand this

[@OTKok]

Dray true

[@OTKok]

True

[@sydneycoleman8887]

Just want to say that I love and enjoy every episode that i've listened to so far. Can't wait to see what happens next, Good Luck.

[@jayking325]

So it's been 2 years. How was your experience?

[@sydneycoleman8887]

@@jayking325 It’s one of the funniest and best podcasts that I’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing, if your still on the fence about sticking with it you should it’s great!

[@tevadotzip]

kind of ironic that Magnus gets fucked up RIGHT at a part where he could use his vehicle proficiency...

[@elizabethclark458]

"Kind of a country music rebis. A Rebis MaCintyre." So funny!

[@thanaGogical]

i don't even know what to say about "rosa crunch" except that i love it

[@krisandthebluesurgeons]

Omg I died at the Obby (Ovvy?) part xD

[@chaoticcanine]

Avi*

[@vixticant8968]

Same here

[@jasperarbogast6845]

Thank you for uploading this!

[@MegaVirus700]

"Uuh 6 damage, you said it out loud, with your mouth" lol i love griffin

[@veng3r663]

Actually in my homebrewed game the (NPC-only) Warlock Class can at Level 14 start fashioning a hideous Blood Obelisk in order to gain temporary boosts in personal power by sacrificing victims in order to draw from grateful demonic entities...

[@gwenfairholm8080]

Hold on, travis jokingly named accounting as a school of magic. TAZ GRADUATION ACCIDENTAL FORSHADOWING

[@Uncle-Jay]

Ugh, the worst Adventure Zone. I hope they never let Travis DM again. As a DM I admit that sometimes you need to railroad your players, but he just did whatever the hell he wanted for the sake of his narrative and I hate that. Griffon is the best DM. I'd like to see how Dad does though. Did he ever DM any games?

[@gwenfairholm8080]

@@Uncle-Jay yes, Clint dm'd a super hero mini campaign that I though was pretty good. It was called taz commitment. I actually liked graduation pretty well, and Travis I personally didn't really railroad the players, unless something agreegous happened in the last few episodes that I haven't watched yet. Definitely less than Griffen changing everyone's backstories without consulting them. Though you are absolutely entitled to your opinion. That being said, your reply to my comment would probably have been better as just a comment on a graduation video. It could come off as a little dickish to go on a whole rant like that just because some rando on the internet mentioned graduation, you know?

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Listen to "rosa crunch" over here

[@Jules-pl6kw]

23:09 Did Travis make accounting such a major thing in TAZ Graduation because of this joke that it's a school of magic?????? What.

[@ZariesTheHealadin]

I'd just like to point out, even though someone has probably already done something similar, that Merle can still Rosa Crunch his salty snacks, since the bus always Rosa Parks to let people on.

[@caspiangyarados9279]

Oh my dogs- Madam Director saying "Barry Bluejeans...?" at 18:41 ...idk if, at the time, it had the same implications, but after having watched this podcast multiple times... She knew. Way back then, this early in the story. She knew.

[@Uncle-Jay]

"It was a kind bud" Well yeah, obviously Griffin has never used Salvia Divinorum, because it's probably one of the meanest psychedelics I've ever had. It got pulled because people were jumping out of windows and shit.

[@justsomeannoyingredpanda]

I guess you could say. . . Magnus had a opportune time

[@Genderanarchy]

Taako being a top…. Feels so right

[@oddbeebee1960]

A thicc fog ;)

[@mortimermcmirestinks]

this episode hits different when you know that the listener who Lemman Kessler is named after is the guy who does those "here in Ohio" lovecraftian videos on TikTok

[@Sage_the_Turt]

dill pickle chips are delicious

[@Vikashar]

Adventure Zone: Mugen Train

[@jackmazeika5594]

I swear if Kenny chesney isn’t the final boss then what’s the point!

[@mintchew2757]

21:07 slam ittttt

[@English2Elvish]

Holy FUCK is the shilling heavy in these eps Batman...

[@mtwall5933]

My daddy can drink any swamp he wants

[@hustlerbojenkins2543]

I watched Animal House to catch the jokes.

[@hellr4zer19]

Once again back for my yearly relisten to balance.

[@glitter-fiasco]

Spoilers: 7:11 "Its like Mario Mario. Or Luigi Mario" So like...Taako Taaco and Lup Taaco? That's some foreshadowing right there

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

The last name is spelt Taaco

[@glitter-fiasco]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx You're right, it is! Lemme change the comment

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@glitter-fiasco Np!

[@Abrax404]

"I get Night Terrors!" serious, all these gag lines that took a darker turn later on

[@10spen11]

1:02:20 "...Like a baseball bat passing through a ghost" is that an Off reference?

[@_NobodySpecial_]

Nah fam harry potter is a sorcerer and you cant change my mind

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

in dnd terms isn't it kinda like a wild magic sorcerer who multiclassed into wizard to get more control?

[@_NobodySpecial_]

@@lemmetalkaboutthis at least rogue a couple levels and sorcerer man's level 7 before he starts actually going for the wizard stuff

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

@@_NobodySpecial_ oooh, definitely definitely

[@Klepster]

Bookmark: 3:03

[@booksvsmovies]

37:23

[@sicksalt7765]

Episode Start: 1:48 | Break End: 44:18

[@wrgirlie86]

Happy Hufflepuff noises!!!

[@Arabellean]

so spoilers If they are the only ones who can even pick up the relics without being overcome by them, then how did the other guy get it?

[@Duck-mn8xp]

He still got overcome by the thrall, it just didn’t manifest in the same way as the PFG does

[@skullptures142]

Big ol massive spoilers God hearing Davenport talk like that is one of the saddest fucking fixes cause like, shit man

[@fatabbot6]

13:00 opportune murder

[@marktazz4521]

Way to suck all the entertainment out of a podcast by shilling for coin.... This is why I gave-up watching Sesame Street and all Children's Television Workshop productions...

[@DropOfMidnightOfficial]

there’s a reason that stuff is free…

[@ragingrudy7515]

there all very nice people who ban people off their discord because of their age

[@ohnoitsbuntie3763]

ragingrudy you realised discord has an age limit right, like thats not their fault. if you are a child then you cant be on certain apps and have access to some communities for your own sake