COMEDY - Ep. 14. Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Five

COMEDY - Ep. 14. Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Five
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[@makaylat.7005]

Im convinced griffin only made Angus the boy detective because he didnt think the boys would be able to solve his train riddle without help

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

"I'm in hell" perfectly sums up every gm/dm after a few sessions with the same group; especially if they're related

[@skullptures142]

Or when the DM has a group of 10 people who are all rambunctious assholes

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

well.....

[@forganforge]

Goungen master

[@crowspeaches5123]

I’ve been dm for my parents for over half a year and that’s the most accurate statement

[@brandonfaddis7443]

@@skullptures142 Allow me to introduce you to the art of saying "No"

[@fays.p.5663]

"so when he came out of the conductor's room did he seem any different?" "Yeah his head was gone" iiM DECEASED

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

So is he

[@eggs3195]

So no head?

[@graciejohnson4567]

Brendan Jacobs burn

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

No, a cut

[@washingmachine569]

@@eggs3195 *breaks skateboard*

[@loglog1954]

Ah yes, the old routine: Good Cop, Bad Cop, and Mom Cop

[@Butchcavalier]

and by bad cop, we mean it in the sense that he's literally bad at being a cop

[@0GlassOfAcid0]

Dont forget diarrhea cop

[@katkelley1211]

For some reason the fact that these grown ass men are comfortable calling their dad daddy is very wholesome. It's like anti toxic masculinity.

[@thechazzler8934]

It makes me laugh but it is also super wholesome

[@taraolawoye8179]

@@thechazzler8934 I know right! I giggled the first time but I love it

[@chipman1589]

Don't understand how that would be considered anti toxic masculinity, but yes, it is most amusing and wholesome

[@SPACE.KITTY.]

It's a southern thing

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

"holy crap, he didn't make that up! that's a real spell!" just because you dont wanna respect the rules of spellcasting, clint, doesnt mean the rest of the boys do.

[@idontknow898]

Kayleigh Lehrman well idk Justin rolls suspiciously well, especially in the beginning

[@Lily80278]

@@idontknow898 I mean, I think they do say that they've faked a few rolls for the sake of the story/podcast

[@jackdaw6095]

nocontentchannel I’m guessing the umbrella was one of those

[@astertempleton1266]

Hey. Its just his class

[@idontknow898]

” I smack him 7.2%.” ”you hear something pop, and he goes ’aaaaaaaaaghhgaaaaaaaghahaaa’” I died at this part omg

[@thechazzler8934]

“Hey you just hit me 1.5% harder” that’s the funniest quote

[@pancakesguard8466]

I just read this comment while I accidentally heard it while listening XDD

[@serperiorkal8142]

"Where do you think that crab came from?" "...the beach?" *WHEEZE*

[@GippyHappy]

Angus is the best. I like how Griffin couldn't help but include a boy. A beautiful boy detective.

[@caiterbunch3932]

"You don’t get out of this by passing out, Juicy."

[@matthewyglesias1508]

The BEST line

[@Nanamowa]

The moment he was like "Sustained contact for 1 hour" I realized why they took Jenkins' hands.

[@jayce1850]

"That's good because now he's safe from Dementors too." Taako buddy pal you can't just shatter the 4th wall like that. They're called Fantasy Dementors.

[@GippyHappy]

As opposed to those regular every day demontors we have in real life

[@portpebble5097]

@GippyHappy Yeah hate those ones so annoying 😒

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Hey, rude.

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

*wheeze*

[@TheREALBOJACK]

24:00 - "This isn't CSI, pa-pa!" *_KILLED_* me.

[@kolorfool]

brooooo why is this family so gifted with wit and comedic timing??????

[@ziril3972]

@sirlemonzest that's actually great

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

I'm really enjoying this arc because I wasn't ready for angus being a detective or a floating, fire-spitting, serial killer crab.

[@kurtkaletka6207]

I'm a big fan of Clint's cultural references. I'm closer in age to him than I am to the brothers. His "Alice" reference was not lost on me. They're all great, though. This show is fantastic. As of this writing, there's 128 episodes out there, I think, and this is just number 14! I hope they never stop.

[@animegx45]

I laughed at the "good cop, bad cop. diarrhea cop" part so hard that I ironically almost crapped myself. I took 14 damage from it.

[@pp_arkerr]

"greg the bed wetter - blood letter" LMAOOO

[@TheCasualGamr]

30:17

[@battt1718]

Thank you!

[@lostisfound5130]

Thank you adventurer

[@ryantate3104]

Pan bless

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Merci

[@piperholiday8533]

Truly a saint

[@parkeraddams7590]

at this point, they've just forgotten about the earring huh

[@parkeraddams7590]

@@thefirelord5861 merle had an earring that increased perception or gave advantage (i can't remember at this point) in checks on people lying or whatnot. I really can't remember, I'm a few arcs further in by now.

[@lostisfound5130]

And Taako’s ring.

[@luise3334]

@@lostisfound5130 Taako ring hasn’t had a chance to be used yet though, no? The ring just gives him a resistance to frost (and chills drinks ofc)

[@katkelley1211]

You solved my crab puzzle!

[@dancingcat1796]

tazstamps 1:55 episode begins 14:52 Jess'es decrabing 17:13 crabby puns 23:12 Dungens and CIA 26:14 break begins 30:18 break ends 32:22 smack juicy wizard 42:50 is everything okay? well, jenkins died 54:02 leaving scuttlebuddy

[@justsomeannoyingredpanda]

9:22 Omori. Pure Imagination (it's a real song)

[@Vikashar]

@@justsomeannoyingredpanda I just farted

[@justsomeannoyingredpanda]

@@Vikashar congratulations 👏🎉

[@Vikashar]

@@justsomeannoyingredpanda TY so much, I give myself a point of inspiration

[@bagaboo4746]

Just to get this higher in the comments

[@londonhughes5986]

3:45 Merle has got some good lines

[@lillyjones6803]

JENKINS!!!!!

[@londonhughes5986]

22:44 and then Taako has to make me die laughing

[@mar-rv2qb]

8:00 is such a prime griffin laugh and i think about it a lot

[@caiterbunch3932]

im at 23:23 and oh my god why are they suspecting jess and not the crab??? the crab probably used it's claws to behead the guy and then ate the dudes hands. you can account jess to the beheading, but not the hands cause they were cut off in a different way than the head! unless, of course, you're about to imply that jess killed the dude and the crab picked up where she left off, which is a little ridiculous, then jess probably can't be responsible! griffin, are you seriously telling me that the giant, fire-breathing, razor-clawed shark-toothed monster crab in the same room as jenkin's body had NOTHING to do with the guy's death? i suppose there may still be a human suspect on the train, since we don't know who actually managed to get the crab on the train. and it would also explain the missing wand, AND make the above possible... idk im just thinkin.

[@idontknow898]

They suspected her because a) Jenkins had no head and b) the serial killer was targeting wealthy people and stealing their stuff. In order to get into the safe, it required an hour of contact with an employee of the Rockport Limited. So the missing hands indicate that the murderer was probably trying to use the guy's hands to get into the safe, and the crab alone would not make sense. I hope that helps.

[@justsomeannoyingredpanda]

9:22 MAGNUS MY BOY! The song he was beginning to sing is ssooooo good! It's called "Omori. Pure imagination" Omori is also a game which came out recently at the time of this post.

[@artofanamateur]

Soooo was anyone gonna tell me that the "knock knockknock knock knock knock knock" knock came from door-to-door shave & a haircut salesman way back when or was I just supposed to hear it in a d&d podcast and then look it up for more information myself

[@justsomeannoyingredpanda]

38:03 - 38:25 I love the fact that Griffin couldn't make Jess have a good comeback about Taako's name because if she said "well your a bad chef" Then Griffin would have to admit that Taco's actually exist.

[@DefenseHamster]

30:10 skip break

[@ChickenPotato.Chitato]

DefenseHamster thx chu!!!!

[@bitboi3395]

king

[@elaynamaquinales4834]

Clint's dumbass CSI bit mde me pee my pants, it's 3 in the morning And Justin's "Pahpáh" makes the interaction that much better

[@fays.p.5663]

Don't u wanna be a CANductor. Jesus

[@Sage_the_Turt]

literally eating an andes mint as clint says it

[@thypandrew3913]

I listened to this while playing with flarp. How many other flarpers are there out there? Can I get an Amen.

[@Novous]

1:55 Start

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Bold of you to assume I'm not a forgetful bitch who needs the reminder

[@graciejohnson4567]

C.o.R also bold of them to assume i don’t want to absolutely break it down to the intro music

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

@@graciejohnson4567same

[@prettymuchyeah7520]

I haven't heard the word "supine" since Unus Annus.

[@cobalt.studios]

DnD plus murder mystery equals the shit

[@mateochavez8455]

Oh shit, Scuttlebuddy drops tomorrow!

[@aprotogeninacup4655]

44:02 insert the Walton's reference here

[@Trollfeeder1234]

THIS ISNT CSI PAPA

[@wesleythomas7125]

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

[@draco4450]

Dad is really not making use of that insight earring much

[@DallasWright2010]

19:20 (stopped here)

[@gryphon50c]

39:21