The Adventure Zone Episode 3

With one half of their former employers effectively rescued, our party begins the hunt for Gundren Rockseeker in earnest. There are just a few things standing in their way: They don't know where he is, they're all Level Clown-Shoes, and also, a jelly monster.

[@kellystar3213]

*You wiggle your hips *The jelly wiggles back. *What a meaningful conversation!

[@keaton5101]

1:02:55

[@kellystar3213]

Oh!! Thank you, m'dude!

[@BroadwayBrittany]

When it got to that part, that's literally all I could think, lol

[@alzeix8912]

undertale...

[@brook6944]

YES!

[@beruda]

"If you're making a PBJ sandwich in the kitchen, and a little of the jelly hits the counter, are you gonna chop at it with your knife you dumb piece of shit?!" I died.

[@sunshine_tidings6983]

RIP

[@keaton5101]

42:51 timestamp

[@darkstar7988]

You are our unsung hero my friend.

[@liamwhite3522]

"These mushrooms shoot poison at noise?" *"Yes."* "And they don't run out of spores?" *"Yes.."* "And they can be fit into a bottle?" *"Yes..."* "And talking is a free action in combat?" *"Oh."*

[@lfcbpro]

Nigel farage

[@creditroll176]

Liam White oh my gosh, you have broken D and D

[@gigitheskeleton6202]

FRED FREDBURGER

[@legitcosplay516]

Just by the fact you're listening to TAZ and from the content of your profile picture I know so much about you as a person XD

[@k1ngkatt446]

Is that an extended zodiac sign on your pfp?

[@ace-smith]

"And you hate it." "But... like it a little b-" "Nope."

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

ONLY HATE IT.

[@nah-nh8yg]

*griffin*: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE *travis*: we gotta get out of this jack off cave

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

you warned me and yet i was still unprepared

[@notinspectorgadget]

"why did we even come to Jackoff Cave?!"

[@tomasballesteros2966]

85% of this episode "Make a Constitution saving throw" *followed by wheezing*

[@esper6119]

"How - how big is the splooge wet spot?" "That's the worst sentence I've ever heard you say out loud." lmfao

[@TimdeVisser86]

I can't believe daddy McElroy has never played DND before, he's a natural.

[@notinspectorgadget]

That's because he's a *A BIG NERRRD!*

[@tomasballesteros2966]

"I will very flirtatiously hit him with my war hammer"

[@faroshscale]

"You'll never need to worry about money ever again" "Cuz we'll die?" "No! ........well..."

[@nmgreendragon7894]

1:02:26 *Taako shouts* *"FUUUCK"* God I loved that. especially with his voice.

[@atraintopaz2268]

Nmgreendragon 7 Taako shouts FUUUCK

[@AceAttorny]

" 'cause I'm- MAGNUS isn't good with spiders..."

[@CakefoxDots]

‘it would look super bad if i just like- died’ I SCREECHED

[@Buggy_Ari]

"You're actually getting a little wet now fro-" "Yeah I am!!"

[@tristantaylor9585]

Was drinking during this, and at one point laughed so hard that my leg and wall were absolutely coated with water, and spent five minutes on the floor choking and coughing. 10/10 would die again.

[@liamwhite3522]

Were you enjoying a cold beverage? 1:02:08

[@elixarch15]

"you shoot out crushed ice and the jelly enjoys a cold beverage" (sent me into a coughing fit)

[@kuinoaaa5720]

“Cause we’ll die?” “No... well-“ I don’t know why I found that so funny lmao

[@isabellea7913]

Hi Kiera!!

[@itsurmom2256]

"Spiders are small" Aragog: *Am i joke to you?*

[@veng3r663]

Ahh if only all families had THIS much fun gaming together...

[@rorytelling]

I love Griffin's juxtaposition between "idk what that is that hasn't been invented yet" and then immediately "why you beefin' now??"

[@Notta_Realname]

"She thinks my tractor's sexy and I think I'm no longer welcome here" 1:14:08 That needs to be animated XD

[@QuikVidGuy]

Griffin and his damn vore jellies

[@mangocat1235]

banana vore man and his banana vore jellies

[@pbtbp]

"Shit dun popped off, as us DMs like to say."

[@Kate-uj9rx]

Jumpix LeCay 😂

[@hostileflesh4703]

"Is this pre-nerf? Is this before I patched you?" -Jeff Kaplan 2017

[@cucaulwell1287]

I love how D&D shows just how bad you truly are at mathematics.

[@bravetherainbow]

"That was Matrixxx with three x's" "Is there anything I can kick?" GREAT one-two father son punch, Clint and Travis

[@keaton5101]

59:34 timestamp

[@rhiannonedwards8940]

I'm a librarian and The Adventure Zone comic just came in so while I'm waiting for the other librarians to quit hogging it, I'm listening to these podcasts for the first time and I am loving it so much! Can't wait to see where all this goes! 😁

[@lilyfae7197]

Wait is this a book!? Where can I get it omg

[@rhiannonedwards8940]

@@lilyfae7197 any online bookstore or library, the third one is due to release at some point 😁

[@lilyfae7197]

Rhiannon Edwards Oh cool! I’ll look sometime!

[@Duck-mn8xp]

Ahhhhh I’ve finished the first three and I can’t wait for Crystal Kingdom!

[@elvinestrella5895]

"This water makes you feel rejuvinized" That water must've had a lot of electrobytes

[@Leet-iz2fz]

55:22 "I shriek in terror, seeing him poisoned." Ohhhh, nooooooo....

[@adl6500]

1:04:00 "You've solved my jelly puzzle!" for those looking for it like me

[@ryryak27]

"Was your puzzle to just kill the jellies?" I died...

[@icefang1005]

"She thinks my tractor’s sexy and I think I’m no longer welcome here"

[@lilaclily4765]

"I'm terrible at nature." - Merle Highchurch

[@josiahklein70]

Oh, gosh! I love how they just keep talking and getting those spores puffed into their faces!

[@darkstar7988]

God this podcast has sparked that fire in me for a good game except i have no friends to play with q.q

[@caladeuka7319]

Dark Star you could join me ans my bf. Sigh. Just in 2

[@paradocks23]

Dark Star Five months late I come to suggest roll20 for online meet ups. Hope you find some good campaigns.

[@Kate-uj9rx]

What's qq

[@skyethetsubaki]

same. my friends would think this is lame but I really want to do this. 😂

[@perthro593]

@@Kate-uj9rx an emoticon T-T

[@josiahklein70]

Why did this joke fall flat on its face? Silly, I haven't made it yet! ... Oh, darn. It tripped.

[@felixargyle4871]

If the earth was round wouldn't the joke fall like this /^\ And not like this _ _ _

[@vanillajasper4844]

Josiah Klein vb

[@jonnybritain]

his fucking magical Christmas shoes

[@gabewright5571]

*Minecraft slime sound*

[@phoenixshipper4543]

Aaron Wright your profile picture is just ..., perfection

[@coleslaww4346]

28:56 Griffin's Taako impression gives me life

[@EmmeryFlame]

I'm a new listener! I'm enjoying this series so far! Never listened to a podcast before let alone listened to a DnD game, so yeay! I love the music you put with these intros, very fitting~

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

"How big is the splooge wet spot?" "That's the worst sentence I've ever heard you say out loud."

[@alexinatree2564]

DID THEY EVER DELIVER THE PROVISIONS TO FANDOLIN

[@MiloDeFrisco]

Why does their dad sound like ben10's uncle?

[@dildonius]

Cuz he is

[@emiliawenthold5216]

how do they even make the 'sploog' noise like halfway through because im slightly concerned

[@pbtbp]

Emilia Wenthold I'm pretty sure he slurps water? I'm not really sure

[@thevoicingllama3371]

Emilia Wenthold After his attempt when he was trying to make the sploog sound effect you can hear his teeth or his hand tap a glass cup, which I would assume contains water.

[@loganplourde886]

foley

[@bfmisc3323]

Loved the "Born to Be Wild" montage that begins shortly after 14:18 , lol.

[@possiblycelery9663]

Pfft spiders are small.. totally harm... less... *stares at The Hobbit DVD*

[@emilyaw3831]

And Return of the King w/Shelob

[@SeductiveCrab]

And eight legged freaks

[@honestgoblinproductions5663]

I've got a fix for that, and his is Lucus.

[@carolynmyers3479]

"That must be jam, cuz' jelly don't shake like that".

[@jiromuchizuki7892]

This has become the equivalent of my bedtime story now. I was listening to it last night and fell asleep half way through. It's just so relaxing to listen to.

[@dorkinabubble7772]

This should be called CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW

[@emilyaw3831]

"Spiders are pretty small" *cue personal flashbacks to facing giant spiders*

[@CharismaticMegafauna]

Justin sounds so tired yep this guy definitely just had a baby

[@sqwooshh]

"We just wait and see what's coming" I love the word choice 😂

[@affreuxChuthulu]

*di I bring a jaket*

[@Starsnine]

“It must be jam ‘cause jelly don’t shake like that” 1:03:13

[@idontknow898]

Phoenix this line gives me life

[@mirthfulArtist]

I love how quick everyone is on their feet. Very good improv!

[@DKxRAMONESxSP]

Thinking back I feel like Merle should have passed most of his poison saving throws

[@ColetteHatesYou]

RIP Anthony Bourdain I was laughing so hard yet also cried lowkey at that part

[@maxwellsmith253]

is it weird that i know exactly what die theyre rolling by how loud it sounds when it hits the table?

[@Kate-uj9rx]

Maxwell Smith what type of die is it

[@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045]

@@Kate-uj9rx I believe they mean how many sides the dice have.

[@randomrye2238]

That, my friend, is a true talent.

[@TheBelovedPanda]

"Taako stools" 😂

[@clvrblzzrd8333]

woah 50 more to go, welp, time to start playin skyrim while listening.

[@grayskysunshine9878]

“Dad I’m gonna need you to make a constitution saving”

[@carolynmyers3479]

poor clarg oh my goodness

[@raynamar8419]

54:30 You're welcome lol

[@carolynmyers3479]

Magnus: "I wan't to kick the frozen one".

[@Bitmap90]

26:10 Gelatinous cube Foley work begins, and I begin to laugh uncontrollably XD

[@gadgetdoodles]

This is my first experience with DND and I love it

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

"Is it possible we just wait and see what's coming?" DAD MCELROY COMING IN TO MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP

[@lizzyserf]

"Congratulations, you solved my jelly puzzle!"

[@G3rex]

This is damn amazing.

[@somescrub8951]

My sister just came into my room, took like half of my manga books, her sketchbooks, and spilled my Prisma colors all over the floor.

[@Kate-uj9rx]

Ryusaki -.- oh no the prisma colours

[@Sunbowl]

Awesome series!!

[@thewaterless]

oh my god the EverQuest reference at @15:00 made my heart sing

[@coleslaww4346]

Hells yeah my dood

[@coleslaww4346]

You got THE new update

[@krzlcve]

NOOOOOOOO NUNDRO, psst check out his boots

[@Arabellean]

that “Son of a bitch!” was so genuine XD

[@miniman6843]

EQ reference....amazing stuff guys

[@placeholderband19]

how big is the sploog wet spot

[@Manicies]

"She bites all of your hand off". A complete improv bit. But man....

[@TheAurtherDent]

Are we going to get to see any TAZ animations :)??

[@keaton5101]

yea

[@seannawatters]

TheAurtherDent so many animations

[@scholaroftheabyss7827]

Maybe

[@nanusantos1696]

SO MANY

[@RedDawn430]

Loafers of Leaping

[@animegx45]

"How big is the splooge wet spot?" "That is the worst sentence I've ever heard you say." That was the funniest exchange I've ever heard.

[@colterlapp8315]

*rolls 10* Huh! Where's dem boots?

[@tempestSH]

I'm very sad that I'm only just now starting to watch TAZ, but my god, at 50:50, Griffin with the MUD references. "If you were to 'con' them, you would say that the one who just attacked Merle is probably a little closer to the ropes."

[@tinyk1466]

No SNL, but there is Craig’s List!

[@vraisairs9201]

I'm sorry, the term you were looking for was SPUNKLUNKER

[@animalcrossingcrazy3761]

I fell asleep to this

[@Shelby-lv4jo]

why is travis the literal definition of new boot goofin’

[@aeryn8913]

~30:38 if ya wanna skip the break v3v

[@17joren]

Damn, Griff, that’s a lot of “no” :(

[@sunshine_tidings6983]

The Boots of Springheel Jak.

[@chrispriest4131]

Skullduggery!

[@abunchofletters9507]

M.I. Wright Springheel Jack-Off Cave Boots

[@literalruleslawyer]

YASSSSS SKULLDUGGERY PLEASANT REFRENCE

[@literalruleslawyer]

I'm so proud of zem....

[@doctortehe]

GREY FOX APPROVES

[@caitl98]

fdkdfskdfkjl i didn't realize this was lost mines of phandelver until i saw my boy gundren in the description (i listened to episode 1 a LONG time ago)

[@bigsad4372]

i,, i love Merle so much

[@othellovonryan6182]

"It would look really bad if i just fucking died" is still one of the funniest lines

[@Duck-mn8xp]

Barry Fuckin Blue Jeans

[@happybean4992]

* I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

[@eminempreg]

Susan crushbone castle

[@plantthinker2035]

yo this show is gonna be big

[@rocky12312341243123]

Travis, Justin, Griffen got it

[@DayofToast]

Music is so rad, who wrote it??

[@pbtbp]

DayofToast it's by Mort Garson

[@carribeanstarfruits]

What's the opening song of the adventure zone?

[@DongDestroyers]

Dash Dash Deja Vu, by Mort Garson!

[@SergeantPancake]

Jammy Dodgem I KNEW IT WAS MY BOI MORT he did a beautiful album called plantasia that this theme reminded me so much of!

[@meltingwolfhound]

whats the outro music

[@rowan_like_the_tree]

27:13 amazing

[@rainy1835]

1:08:59 im not very well versed in d&d but i feel like this is not very lawful good behavior.