pawneeans that are TOO weird (even for pawnee) | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites

[@belewy3053]

"I have a medical condition, it's called caring too much, AND IT'S INCURABLE" I use this line whenever possible.

[@kevinfager.]

It’s pretty good. Adding an actual condition is a nice touch. Also eczema. 😂

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

I actually have a condition thats that but it has another medical name in my case lol

[@ZeranZeran]

@@kevinfager. Oh god I'm Craig

[@MikeRiderOOO]

“Also I have eczema.”

[@Darthquackius]

the worst part is.... he's right about the grass

[@Rygoat]

One of my favourites is the lady with the line "There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says, 'Do not drink the sprinkler water,' so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection"

[@HomemdaFaina]

"Sir, Sir! Are you listening to meeeeeeee?" whilst she walks around Ron's new circular desk. ahahahah

[@ZeranZeran]

The craziest part is that there are actually people like this. I never worked with my city but I did have to speak to a lot of clients about silly PC issues and the things these people would do... truly amazed me. One woman left her computer on for SEVEN YEARS STRAIGHT, and became enraged when I told her "Maam, can see your uptime right here, the PC didn't shut down" "DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB. MAKE IT WORK!" I just shut it down when she walked away. Problem fixed immediately. Lol.

[@Matty80822]

@@ZeranZeran "i was looking to book a room and read online that your rooms don't have guaranteed views, am i reading that right?" me: yes that is correct them: Well I want an ocean view and I want a guarantee on it!

[@clyde15]

I’m glad they made Andy Samberg’s character obnoxiously loud. His mouth always seemed disproportionately big for his face, so it fits.

[@mygirljoey]

😂😂😂😂, why did I find this so funny lol.

[@anti_fascist]

That’s antisemitic btw

[@spencergsmith]

@@anti_fascistno it’s not

[@anti_fascist]

@@spencergsmith that was a joke from b99

[@dontalkt2meboutheros]

Lips look like they're his teeth's big brother

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

It's really telling that the most normal guy on this entire list is the mildly shady pawnshop owner

[@jasondelvaux3036]

Craig was 100% right about the Bermuda grass.

[@1nvisible1]

*He runs Monterey's Cypress Point golf course now. It's beautiful.*

[@thomaspetrucka9173]

Came here to say this actually. 😂 It's one of the few random things I know about grass.

[@yourfriendlytaxonomist]

"Take a scoop out the pill bucket" is my favorite quote

[@JoeyP946]

that's wild xD

[@CJRealHoops1]

Andy Sambreg was fantastic in his role as Andy Samberg

[@immrcurios]

hilarious

[@spirithero2446]

The “YOU GUYS READY?” with the birds flying away gets me every time. 😂

[@redcoldchillipeppers]

actually the characters name was Sandy amberg

[@1nvisible1]

*I could've sworn he mumbled something about the lunch lady.*

[@rmoultonrmoulton145]

The introduction of the animal control dudes is one of my favorite parts of the show. The first time I saw him pull the "work whistle" I laughed very VERY hard. RIP Harris.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

"That was one of my running feet!" 😅

[@LucasFernandez-fk8se]

Harris is my favorite character. The topless park town hall scene is amazing 💀

[@WOODSLD80]

@@LucasFernandez-fk8seRIP Harris

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Andy Samberg is hilarious and I love that Jake Peralta in B99 mentioned having a cousin in Indiana (I believe).😂😂😂 Also, those Animal Control officers definitely are terrible at their jobs and I’m disturbed by that bird whistle and their knowledge of cat skinning.😳😓

[@jb1-f5y]

I could completely buy than Dennis Feinstein is an alter ego of Adrian Pimento too

[@graysonsteer]

it's mangy carl!

[@justfellicitya]

The best one with them is the disaster drill episode. "Kill all birds... I could fill up a bathtub and kill them one at a time." The dedication.

[@hastyscorpion]

Orin had been waiting all day for someone to call him a sheep.😂

[@somersetcace1]

"Yeah, we got a huge vermin problem. We've been meaning to call someone about it..." 😂😂

[@katherinezimmerman6997]

“What’s your favorite part?” “The heavy-handedness.” 😂

[@buttonsmasherr688]

Chris actually firing someone with such volume was so unexpected for chris. Do like the angle.

[@flowercauli3320]

Ofc he did, it was one of his running feet!

[@iamsemjaza]

Pawnee is full of the background characters of a sit-com. The "real show" follows Jerry Gergich. The rest are the "wacky characters" that never get "fully fleshed out" in the show. That''s why they're so odd.

[@AldrickExGladius]

I've always loved that they stuck the guy from animal control into rehab with Joan.

[@davideberhardt6150]

he didn't make it tho 😑

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

All the birds flying away when the park ranger starts yelling always makes me laugh 😂

[@54raynor]

Pawnee, Indiana: the closest we ever got to a live-action Springfield.

[@EnycmaPie]

9:08 Craig screamed so loud it scared Jerry.

[@destroy8842]

Best part of this scene

[@I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl]

0:12 Peralta got demoted to a park ranger:]

[@ginganinja0636]

Seeing Andy is just a trip.

[@cheese_wafflez533]

6:16 I NEVER noticed Harris in rehab!

[@supernum1234]

So weird seeing garret walking 😅😂

[@TonyLeadholm]

BAHAHAHAHAHA....I know, right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JakobWinterborne]

oh my god I never noticed it was the same actor from superstore 😂

[@TonyLeadholm]

@@JakobWinterborne you didn't get the "ATTENTION CLOUD 9 SHOPPERS" announcement?!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@JakobWinterborne]

I did now 😂

[@JakobWinterborne]

I love how permentio (Jason Mantzoukas) plays the same character throughout 99 and parks.n rec

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

I will always know him as Rafi

[@darkjack164]

the ranger, in my head cannon is what happened to brookyln 99, after he lost his hearing due to a shooting incident, and had to get a new job

[@Moosecannonreal]

The genius of this show was in the little details

[@sparky4878]

“One of my running feet” I somehow missed that the first time I saw the show.

[@1TightMinute]

Aren’t you suppose to be a sheep….no you are.

[@jonvia]

Craig is right about Bermuda grass. You shouldnt have Bermuda grass in an Indiana climate. That type of grass does better in the southeast portion of the US in states like South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida. Trust me. Ive played a lot of golf.

[@pricerowland]

Andy Samberg is really nailing the park ranger thing except his skin doesn't look like boiled leather from constant exposure

[@Johnny-Joseph]

"Take a scoop out of the pill bucket" Has me dying

[@CageFreeLowFatSugarFreeRange]

I just realized this show is basically SNL cast version of The Office

[@Martin-vx7pc]

But actually funny

[@sophiacorless7914]

Dont forget Jean Ralphio XD

[@tonyblake7569]

I would 100% watch a spinoff with Craig. He was amazing.

[@DowzerWTP72]

That's a cat, or possum. 😂😂

[@iquegrey76]

Carl is cool though, you just need sound dampening earbuds for hanging out I wanna check out the worm log

[@genevieve7676]

I can't believe the actors for Brett Hull and Park Ranger Carl also voiced a Klingon and a Skeksis.

[@jonarbuckle2894]

I love craig because hes equally insane and actually really good at his job

[@ruyeo4808]

i actually started watching parks and rec for andy samberg’s cameo

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Orin farm animal theme is creepy

[@DrZaius3141]

"I'M GONNA TAKE IT DOWN A THOUSAND NOTCHES IF I HAVE TO!" is still my favourite line/delivery.

[@theplaguedoctor142]

I love craig. He's the right kind of weird to be exactly where he is, he's exceptionally knowledgeable about the things his job requires and he knows exactly what he wants. He may be 'off' per-se, but he's the kind of 'off' that you want to be deciding which grass to use in a park.

[@kmamisty]

lmao literally jake peralta undercover

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

“If there’s one thing I know is my fantastic……is, talk.” Andy❤

[@PersephoneRising333]

I like Orin’s style and commitment.

[@VAJosh94]

Since his introduction, Craig’s been my favorite character. He’s so pleasantly annoying.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Every character in this series is brilliant, I love it.

[@OptionZero]

An alternate universe in which Peralta didn’t make it in the NYPD

[@soloEdgar]

Craig was by far my favorite late addition; SHE DROVE ME HERE

[@Matty80822]

"lets go to jamaica" "no lets go to jamaica. oh wait is that what you said"

[@KK-fi6ms]

Lorthner the Loud is my favorite cameo in Parks and Rec..

[@DodgeHammercock]

1:48 is probably the funniest bit in the series for me

[@katherinezimmerman6997]

What about the guy who always starts chants or the lady who always ingests random stuff?

[@WJen8]

I have family members like each of these people 😂

[@The_Official_Goblin]

Craig isn't weird. Craig is probally the only one who knows how to get things done besides Ron

[@PopoXReturnz]

0:55 He's also been a bit of a "Backseatsman"! Aaaaah!? Anyone? Mid... 2000s...

[@turquoisesnowflake4613]

Twilight dad just reminds me of the guy thst took the roll in twighlight because his daughter loved the books and then was like "he was ok, I kinda imagined the character as bald :/"

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

And this is why they should really put fancy Victorian people In this

[@taiyoqun]

I don't know what you mean, but I already like where this is going. Care to elaborate on your thought? Because i genuinely do not understand where that is coming from yet 100% agree with putting fancy Victorian people anywhere

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

@@taiyoqun you know the people who wears floppy hats fancy dresses wears too much jewelry and do swoony faints for woman and for men who wears top hats walks around with a straight stick and wears fancy ascots

[@cloverleafd]

jake before becoming a cop

[@missaniebananie6473]

I say “CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ.” At least 3 times a week

[@TheQuaadFather]

Carl is my FAVORITE one off character

[@gerrinbutcher95]

I do not understand how park ranger Carl is "TOO weird"? That's about 85% of my family. 🤷‍♂

[@korniestpatch]

I want to watch parks and rec. but I feel like I’ve seen all the funny moments on KZbin

[@mzmendy]

You haven't

[@mila3483]

They're even funnier in whole-episode/story line context!

[@keith_5584]

Craigs other half didnt make the cut?

[@thegrumpydino67]

Carl lmfoao

[@CollinMcLean]

Ben was right these people are nuts. As a Midwesterner I do confirm that Indiana is basically our Florida.

[@LifeOfAStan101]

3:56 me with bees 😅😱

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Carl reminds me of Nick the computer guy from SNL lolz

[@scout6436]

forgot the pervs in the forums

[@SIBIRIAKcom]

Looks like Kelly lost his brewery business Warmpis

[@gracebailey5989]

Technically craig is from Eagleton

[@maxmotors9497]

RIP Harris❤

[@aljoshilagan3204]

carl is definitely just jake peralta undercover.

[@eschwarz1003]

absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE Craig

[@TheKrazykittengal]

Yeah after watching all of clone high, I can't unhear will forte as abe lincoln

[@ivanvaldes3302]

Everyone sayinf is Jake undercover, but I think its his long lost brother. You can tell by his father's crazy life

[@mainly_marvel]

when was anybody gnna to tell me andy samberh was in parks and recrestions

[@justinlinville3]

Time stamp says joan rivers but the character is named joan callamezzo

[@devon8438]

"There may be a methhead to their madness" man meth makes any job easy yall ever watched a tweaker hang drywall?

[@CedricCaffa]

Method

[@devon8438]

@@CedricCaffa you cant be serious

[@GCLuiz]

I love them all

[@millerhxc]

Isn't Craig technically not Pawneean? Wasn't he from Eagleton? He fits better with the Pawneeans though.

[@jaymysongibson]

my ma loves this show

[@rickeystueber8904]

Joe from sewage

[@cptMJ]

i thought Craig was from Eagleton

[@thomaspetrucka9173]

CRAIG IS FROM EAGLETON!

[@GauntletKI]

They should have had him rap

[@blackbird5634]

Fred Armison should have been ''Orin'' or Orin's dad. 😅

[@gilber78]

Nah Fred will always and forever in my heart be the “jail” guy

[@kimf1993]

Is that wolf Tobin?

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

April 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@BrandyBuizel]

Joan Rivers chapter???

[@SplittTwig]

Harris❤❤❤

[@ellieboa]

Harris ❤️‍🔥

[@Indie973]

Jake Peraltas wacko identical cousin

[@aemontheboneless4098]

Craig is a ride or die

[@AJayAnswersYou]

GREEEG 🐻

[@sollarrubia4937]

andy look so hot in here

[@raghavendraravi6866]

HAIL ZORP

[@jennaxolotl6275]

I feel like they told the actors to act bad on purpose

[@anthonythatcherchurchilled285]

First?

[@youfoundisaac]

𝖓𝖔, 𝖞𝖔𝖚❜𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖊𝖕

[@ballsack1039]

This is what Jake Peralta was doing before b99