ron swanson’s hot takes for 10 minutes straight | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites

[@philliptivis3082]

Not enough credit is given to the kid offering meatless bacon. His facial expressions tell the whole story.

[@jonvia]

Such a great scene. Ron saved us all from tree bark bacon!

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

There is no meatless bacon. There is no turkey bacon. There is only BACON.

[@pap-fr]

​@@DaneOrschlovsky turkey bacon is still meat. No need to go all toxic masculinity about it

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

@@pap-fr Have you ever watched the show? Thanks for the laugh, with your "toxic masculinity" nonsense 😂

[@bayoubilly5176]

​@@pap-frdude read the room he's doing Ron... How could you not know...

[@MrTaserface]

Embodying Ron Swanson is the biggest dream any MAN can ever have

[@Mowgs951]

Dudes biggest dream revolves around another man. Crazy

[@heyitsjoe8446]

Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man does

[@Lambda_Ovine]

eh, not really

[@The_Kronicus]

​@@Mowgs951You say that as though the concept of having a hero is foreign to you. Must be sad.

[@NumquamDeorsum]

​@The_Kronicus only the weak need heroes.

[@spaghettisheepdog]

Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time so when he cares about someone, you know he means it

[@aspunkyyacker6850]

"Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures" Ron Swanson 🤣 that's a tattoo right there ❤️

[@theprussian4616]

"You know what makes a good person good? When a good person does something bad, they own up to it. They try to learn something from it and move on." That right there is some good advice.

[@nelson3443]

Never better words said

[@juliahornback2843]

Ron and April were an iconic duo 😂

[@jakepilot9327]

The title should say “Ron Swanson stating facts for 10 minutes straight”

[@Lambda_Ovine]

you know that the character is meant to be laughed at because lebertarianism is an absurd joke ideology, a kid's idea of 'self reliance' function of a government on the economy, right?

[@StareSoHard]

Og comment

[@cliveclegg8799]

100% true

[@mezza001]

SKIM MILK - Is water LYING about being milk.

[@BUDDYCB4]

😂😂😂

[@heyikindalikeyou]

amen!!!

[@thomasfricker7330]

So true

[@G-Unit1111]

"Sir, this is a party platter for 12 people!" "I know what I'm about, son!"

[@aakashkoppa8698]

Coincidentally, the first ad I got after opening the video was of a meat delivery app 😂 Ron FTW ❤😂

[@Mike-mx3iy]

That pancake flip was always impressive to me

[@registereduser]

Ron Swanson: Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

[@jasondelvaux3036]

Only one inconsistency bothers me... he does not obey his own pyramid's edict on haircuts. But I'd prefer he change the pyramid rather than altering his majestic head tsunami.

[@walterlaux1207]

Ron's haircut is an earned privilege. Earned through a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, whole-assing one thing, thus proving himself worthy of said haircut. Until then, these kids get the obligatory buzzcut/crew cut/high & tight like military recruits who must also prove themselves worthy. It is not outside the realm of possibility that Ron, at their age, had the glorious buzz/crew/high & tight.

[@bayoubilly5176]

Don't read too much into a sitcom heh. Ron violates his ideals more than the bible contradicts itself.

[@kylevest3174]

I have always thought that also.

[@djamtz]

When has the bible contradicted? I mean Jesus knows we`re human, so of course we make a lot of mistakes@@bayoubilly5176

[@spoopy9689]

​@@bayoubilly5176sounds like you're made of glass, boy

[@altiuscitius39]

'Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?" was an unexpected deep moment from Ron. Love when he breaks his own stereotype

[@darkwindplus]

They messed up the title again it’s, “Ron Swanson words of wisdom for 10 minutes straight “

[@LazyParasyte]

I’ve used the skim milk line multiple times in my life because we all know it’s just water lying about being milk 😂

[@castertr0y357]

Taking 40% of a kids lunch should happen at some point to illustrate how taxes work.

[@jacktowers7533]

The fact you're gonna agree on half of his statements but horribly disagree with the others is a good test of who you are as a person

[@BamtheMMAfan]

He’s not wrong about Vegans being made of glass😂

[@None0fYourBusiness]

The current Mr. Olympia is a vegan. You should tell him he's made of glass. Do it in front of me so I can watch him laugh at you.

[@BamtheMMAfan]

@@None0fYourBusiness Okay Boomer don’t get to mad you might have a heart attack 😂

[@None0fYourBusiness]

@@BamtheMMAfan You seem triggered that I proved you wrong. What a shame.

[@grantarmbruster6591]

​@@None0fYourBusiness just ignore the thousands of dollars of kit he injected lol

[@loganboyd6609]

​@@None0fYourBusinessso he's made of glass because bodybuilders can't fight

[@hannah22766]

I would like to see Ron Swanson and Joey Tribbiani tour London together.

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Ron keeping it 💯 are some of the funniest moments from him and honestly make him more relatable.😂 Also, I love sushi so I guess I failed the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.😅

[@JamesLewis98]

I like how the character of Ron Swanson was created as an obvious attempt to mock conservatives and libertarians as being ignorant and irrational, but then conservatives and libertarians actually liked him because he's just a decent person with common sense opinions.

[@Jerryattrickliverspottedhands]

Acted out by a wildly liberal individual as well

[@bradleyreynolds579]

Nick Offerman has said Ron is a ridiculous character that should not be taken as a role model

[@Dctctx]

@@bradleyreynolds579nick is a liberal. Who’s word shouldn’t be taken seriously

[@DarthBigBen]

@@bradleyreynolds579To be fair, Ron’s honesty, work ethic, begrudging compassion, belief in love despite being in two abusive marriages, and willingness to admit being wrong are all admirable qualities.

[@massimo4307]

​@@bradleyreynolds579Nick Offerman is a ridiculous character. Ron is a role model.

[@arightscepter]

"I want one" More in love than ever now.

[@patrickfarrar5382]

Ron Swanson. "The passive-aggressive Chuck Norris"!

[@arthursolakhyan]

If there was more food and less people, it would be a good party

[@kadenjobe5555]

Nick offerman did ron as a joke to make fun of people that act like this. But ended up creating one of the most iconic tv show characters that spoke the truth

[@kadenjobe5555]

@@d.a.t.7723 i made that comment 2 months ago. Really? Pretty much 99% of Ron was something Nick Offerman disagreed with. Thats why he did it as an exaggerated joke. However plenty of what ron is personality wise isnt far off how most people who enjoy the character are. Disdain for any form of government, wanting to be a conservationist and enjoy nature. Woodworking, good whiskey, good steaks, disdain of europe and thinking America is the best. I know plenty of people who embody this character even though he was supposed to be making fun of that type of person.

[@massimo4307]

​@@d.a.t.7723The truth is that Ron is more correct than the actor who plays him. How do I know? Because I agree with Ron. So why would I not believe that to be the truth?

[@motorcycleboy9000]

It's a John Swartzwelder impression. The creators were Simpsons writers and assistants in the old days.

[@timbeatty8411]

Anyone who acts different isn't a man.

[@thenationaltimelyactionhou9328]

Literally me

[@ipsun1632]

Your house isnt haunted, you are lonely.😅

[@blakeguanella4299]

Pretty sure it's a hot take to consider these to be hot takes

[@mattparadis8302]

Ron Swanson 2024!!!

[@Bob-op5tm]

Great hangover cure😎

[@rogelioarmentasolorzano3848]

Agreed, I’ve used it. Can’t believe it worked.

[@matts719]

What do the wet socks do?

[@nx2k99]

4:22 You know Brits vs Aussies? Now I am aware of Brits vs Ron. And I love it.

[@NUFCtillidie9]

Is a sheet metal factory a factory that makes metal sheets? If yes, why isn’t it called a metal sheet factory 😅

[@weathermangohanssj4]

Because sheet is the Adjective for the type of metal. Metal Sheets would be uncomfortable bedding or mech for a rock band.

[@Bob-op5tm]

Brilliant lesson on how taxes work 😎

[@DJ_Zing]

Ron owning that strip club breakfast buffet

[@jonvia]

Its sad more people dont have the same opinions on their gov't like Ron has. You cant trust people that just want to use you for money. The term 'honest politician' is a joke!

[@Strider91]

You do know that he's supposed to be a satire. . .right?

[@aaa232ds21]

@@Strider91 Parts of his character, absolutly. But some bits are true.

[@timdarnell7819]

Too bad he is a bleeding heart liberal in real life

[@person3538]

Yes, but he does have some obvious points.@@Strider91

[@treynoldsman1981]

Satire is an observation of reality exaggerated, in this case I don't think it was that exaggerated

[@watarukurenai7540]

2:46 In what dystopian world is thay a hot take. In what world do I live in?

[@UrzTT88issiK]

😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁

[@Wolf_3125]

Absolute Giga Chad

[@PhoenixT70]

Ron Swanson genuinely introduced me to libertarianism when he was meant to be a caricature. Task failed successfully, Parks and Rec.

[@TheyMakeItLikeThat]

Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless

[@shneblyboy3604]

This is Trailer park boys Ricky if he were smart and not in Sunnyvale

[@brokenweep5604]

We sure have a Tammy in our life’s

[@TheDaveCave_]

“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” *also expresses his love of shrimp and bacon wrapped scallops*

[@ocker58]

Shrimp and scallops are not fish...

[@grizzlylawyer2172]

These aren’t “hot takes”, these are facts

[@aaronoverbey2147]

Ironic how ron Swanson would be considered a racist nazi these days.

[@sockhopper]

Ron was made to mock libertarians, but now he’s the equivalent of Uncle Sam to the libertarian movement

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

As a vegan, I can confirm that I am ,in fact, made of glass and of no threat to anyone 😪

[@MaryDoe-wr1mu]

Shut up and look at me 😭😭😭

[@matthewcowan6337]

❤

[@Rpullin450]

The only thing Ron and I disagree on is Fish! Fish is meat.

[@RobertGardner1]

Fish is the best vegetable!

[@grantarmbruster6591]

Catholic Church disagrees

[@rufusshaver3429]

Ron swanson is the perfect role model. F everybody in the comments that say otherwise

[@casey2346]

the only hot take is the title

[@itsjustme80s]

Although I fundamentally disagree with Ron on almost every government issue, I love him so much, because he's a good human

[@jay-by1se]

The crazy thing the actors don't realize... Is that we all love Ron.. Not Kieth.

[@trizzyot6633]

These are not hot takes especially government part are just wise sayings

[@Robmattra]

hot takes? yes. false takes? no

[@kiofea]

I'm extremely disappointed; Nothing in this video could be considered a hot take.

[@coomr419]

Is he wrong? NO

[@rayhayden2289]

These takes are frozen

[@reverse88]

I’ve always been frustrated by the postcard seller not taking the dollar. It’s a postcard. A US dollar is a screaming deal for the salesman.

[@billy08011]

...what would he do with it? keep for years just in case he decides to visit the US in the future? he may as well just give it to him for free.

[@Yominication]

At the time of filming the dollar was almost half as valuable as the pound, so maybe it didnt meet the cost

[@Volkbrecht]

@@billy08011 I feel that. I got exactly three dollars, from some patent applications I was involved in. By the time I may actually feel like taking a 10 hour flight I suspect even the homeless people begging on the street will prefer credit card...

[@MrMcChuckles95]

Man's not gonna take a dollar to a currency exchange 😅 it's worthless

[@jakethesnake7917]

Most of these aren’t even hot takes

[@uditgor]

First 🥇

[@Cheeseburger_boy]

🤯Wow, I'm sure people care so much!!!

[@UrzTT88issiK]

Yeah I guess you did huh

[@johnjohnston5283]

Too bad the actor is the opposite of the character

[@chublez]

Opposite might be a bit strong.

[@Lambda_Ovine]

it's scary to think that there are actual politicians and people out there who would take this kind of takes at heart, see Ron, and totally miss the point that we're meant to laugh at this, not admire it

[@Shamelesscritique1]

Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's not true.

[@RNKel1]

Who are you to tell me what to do

[@zumazuma568]

A libertarian who actually makes sense and can take responsibility for his opinions. It's possible in this show because this show is fiction XD

[@RadBaronGA]

Most libertarians pretty chill people who just want to be left alone. What's wrong with weed, lower taxes, and deregulation? Also guns. Lots of guns.

[@drachireidnoc6659]

I don’t know Ron Paul was a pretty good libertarian

[@patrickmulka6486]

God loves you come to him and repent

[@ericlarson7556]

Worse than Jackie Gleason or Carroll O'Connor's worst performances. He almost makes boring Norm McDonald sound funny.

[@aelechko]

Why would you click on a video you don't want to watch? What a creep.

[@UrzTT88issiK]

😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁

[@FredaSmith-t7l]

Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time so when he cares about someone, you know he means it