michael scott's girl math | The Office US | Comedy Bites

No one's doing girl maths like Michael Scott. From justifying his wild purchases (it's where the Marine Corps gets core from) to arguing with Jan over money, Michael Scott really is the master of irrational math. Did we miss your favourite money moment? Let us know in the comments!
From "The Office": an American television mockumentary sitcom broadcast on NBC. Created as an adaptation by Greg Daniels of the British series of the same name, it is a mockumentary that follows the day-to-day lives of the employees of the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder Mifflin, a fictional paper supply company. The series stars Steve Carell as Michael Scott, John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly and Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute.
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[@batgurrl]

Oscars ‘patience’ with Michael after he said explain it to like I’m a 5 year old, using the lemonade analogy was actually a stroke of genius

[@Halderic]

and he STILL didn't quite get it 😂

[@abby__7867]

“And then I’ll be 6” gets me

[@batgurrl]

@@abby__7867 yes 👏

[@atrumluminarium]

Ikr the lemonade analogy was amazing and I'm totally stealing it if it comes up

[@M_SC]

Does everyone younger than me know where “explain it like I’m 5” is from? It’s from the movie Philadelphia with Denzel Washington and Tom hanks about discrimination against people with AIDS. Good movie, and the explain it like I’m 5 thing permanently affected the culture

[@brainblast2193]

"But next summer..." "Ill be 6" 😂😂😂 Idk what id watch if it werent for this show

[@janetuss6496]

Parks and Rec show is in the same mockumentary comedy style, same writers and producers as The Office. And the film "What We Do in the Shadows" is also same exact style of comedy. Basically it's like The Office except it's about a group of long living vampires who are roommates in modern day New Zealand. Really funny and witty just like The Office. They made a tv series based off the film, with the same title, it's really funny as well. Look up a video called "Colin Robinson: The Life of an Energy Vampire".

[@Fatemayesminn]

😂😂😂😂

[@OptiLow]

I loved this little line so much 😂 details like this really make me love the show

[@Edward-yoo]

😂😂😂😂😂 he said with such confidence as if it was important to note his age

[@josemaria8177]

Michael might not be as good as math as he could be, but he knows and understands the three strike system and how many times you can be fooled

[@johnblake5962]

Fool me twice...

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

He didn’t know that either, but he knew to how stitious he was.

[@EliSingsSometimes08]

@@b2kzangelalwayzjust a little stitious

[@AbiManyu-kq7jj]

if Michael can be fooled twice and you can get three strikes, how many strike did you get per fool

[@justinlaw8511]

​@@AbiManyu-kq7jj1.5

[@M.W.2]

It's amazing how Oscar knew michael so well he immediatly tricked him into admitting he knows about the bonus

[@mdabrarahmed]

Aj😅😅😂😮😢😢😂😂😮😅 1o7

[@jsods1]

"Ignore the parentheses, right? Why is this little 2 so small? It's weird, just go by the x." 😂 Michael always trying to take the easy way out.

[@elizadaleniemann7793]

A completely underrated moment is at 4:55 when Michael is trying to whistle but can't, so just makes a "whooo" sound. Took me years to notice that, but now it's one of my favorite Michael moments.

[@lilyg.5354]

oh my god i’ve never noticed that that’s so funny 😭

[@madao4024]

that is something I adopted from him. 🤣

[@OptiLow]

How did I never notice this 😂

[@Sima_.]

Conclusion: Michael can’t save up for nothing except Toby’s farewell party

[@michidospuntozero]

To be fair he forgot he put his nana’s money in his shoe

[@nthgth]

​@@michidospuntozero Probably for the best.. imagine Michael trying to ride a motorcycle when we've seen him "ride" a bike... (The cold open one, not the Benihana Christmas one)

[@handsoap3346]

Using some fancy financial footwork (cash he forgot in a show)

[@humancargo7285]

The running joke of Michael getting consistently scammed is so funny

[@honeyandlavender_]

What’s wrong with helping the son of the deposed King of Nigeria?

[@pfman5971]

I’m amazed how many compilations they can make from the office

[@saucyb3585]

The entire debt convo with Oscar is hilarious. The Marine Corps. 😂

[@livMGF]

"You can just improv you have a car" IS CRAZY

[@CreedBratton905]

"Numbers, I have a gift. I guess that's why I'm an accountant."

[@newmanj8690]

You sit near enough

[@tonyt9567]

Michael uses girl math to pay for girl dinner

[@zainkhan2766]

You have no money, but you dined. And you dined so much!

[@ююю-ч9д]

wtf is girl dinner/math?

[@barb330]

​@@ююю-ч9дgirl dinner is when u can't be bothered to cook so u find a couple random things to eat instead, ie pickles crackers and an apple. girl math is when u justify an unnecessary purchase, ie it doesn't count bc i paid in cash so basically it was free

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@barb330 Except that ''girl dinner'' is mostly done by guys...

[@barb330]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 i wouldn't say its "mostly" done by any gender, in my experience everyone does it sometimes. unless u found some statistics to back that up ofc! 😊

[@mikebachy8567]

Funniest line ever. Michael says to oscar, " your a presentation tool".😂

[@MichaelMerenda]

So many funny ones, That one is top 5 for sure "The marine corp actually uses it that's how they got corps" lol

[@siediousswift8088]

*whom’re a presentation tool

[@mikebachy8567]

Thanks sid!!

[@nerfherder6166]

I'm actually impressed that Oscar restrained himself from correcting Michael when he said "ATM machine".

[@shreekim942]

Whoever is in charge of this channel needs a raise for how up to date they are with the trends on the internet

[@blacksideknight3]

4:55 I never noticed how funny that half-whistle-woo thing is until now

[@ComedyGuy64]

I love the small hidden gems the office plants here and there for those viewers that pay extra attention to the jokes. When Michael is talking to Carol and says, I was told there would be attractive singles, he’s likely referring to him seeing those sketchy ads on the Internet

[@lucylajoie5956]

omg thats so funny i never noticed that

[@allurementbeats243]

“They say 3 year salary” 😭 bro with that ring you could propose to me & id say yes 🤣

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

In the end after all the math problems leave you in ruins, a very loud declaring of your bankruptcy is nature's do over.

[@buzzin-hornet]

4:34 "i'll be six" hahaa!

[@wishfulpolymath]

"I put cigarette through a freaking quarter." Sounds like a good enough reason to me!

[@nthgth]

I would almost buy from him too!

[@lenn270]

I’m just so happy that Oscar and everyone on the show usually explain Michael when he doesn’t understand. They’re so patient. Also with the explanation of the surplus of Oscar I also understood why it was a good thing😅

[@scottlarock7924]

Don't make fun of the core blaster 2000. It's part of what gave us season 2 Michael.

[@einsozialdemokrat1071]

"that's so cool how you have my name on the top" xDD 1:38

[@kvcha5725]

Back core, arm core - I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@mudassarmumtaz8139]

The ceilings are lower than the last week 😢😂😂😂

[@Nomi_112]

'How many is that per hour?' 'Hows that gonna help ya?' Favorite line😭🤚

[@jsods1]

I love how Michael tells Ryan with such confidence how much he loves his own Sebring. Then just a couple seconds later he is seeking reassurance. "Do you like it?" 😂

[@OptiLow]

@6:10 for those looking

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

Bonus clip should be how he tells Michael's totts how he thought he would be rich

[@matthewriley7826]

Lol sad and hilarious at the same time. “By the time I was 40 I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe 50, who knows?”

[@jubbano7791]

4:15 literal perfect example.

[@blugreen123]

No Scott's Tots or $200 plasma screen TV?!

[@gerardnogues4814]

3:06 I love how he is wearing a fake thumb

[@bencarey2614]

Lol i always crack up at how Michael says "I put a cigarette through a freaking quarter" it's so funny for no reason

[@kicknotes]

I ignored the parentheses and the little "2" on my mortgage paperwork, and now I live in a cardboard box.

[@henrytheastronaut]

“Why is this little two so small? I-it-I-its weird. You just- don’t- you just go by the x”

[@RyanConnell5150]

ATM = Automated Teller Machine ATM Machine = Automated Teller Machine Machine

[@mechanomics2649]

PIN number

[@nthgth]

AIM-9 missile (you guys took the two good ones)

[@TheTrekspert]

Oscar’s shocked, whispered “Noooo” at 6:45 is gold.

[@coooooolioooooo]

Ok but like why are we calling it girl math?

[@sameaston9587]

It's what critics call tiktok'ers giving incorrect math advice.

[@hellothere2880]

The only other time I’ve seen it was a girl saying stuff like “I didn’t get a $100 pedicure, so I can spend $50 on lunch and make $50, girl math” mostly making jokes shopping and conceptualizing ways to spend more money

[@Mike_Dubayou]

@@sameaston9587it became a hashtag created by girls on TikTok who were justifying financial spending as a joke or meme. Has nothing to do with critics or stereotypes.

[@katimillard5924]

That's not sexist at all. 😑

[@Mike_Dubayou]

@@katimillard5924 girls started it. Girls are doing it. Not everything is sexism.

[@RhiannaCowdy]

Why is bad math, ‘girl math’?

[@largeboy5577]

tiktok trend

[@nthgth]

It's more specifically, bad logic to do with math in spending habits. (To justify spending more than one should) The title isn't really apt except for 1 or 2 possible clips.

[@RhiannaCowdy]

so its an unfunny sexist stereotype , thanks comedy bites @@nthgth

[@julia0c3anchild72]

Somehow I never ever caught Dwight’s, “Hey look, cool! Carpenter ants!” at 7:57 before. 😂

[@hannahalu]

gotta appreciate how fast this channel is at keeping up with trends

[@rainymornings]

Only they used it wrong because Michael actually sucks at math

[@AshleyJota]

Incorrectly* kept up with this trend

[@lailas.3205]

...except they clearly don't understand what "girl math" actually is smh lol

[@chazebenson9586]

“Michael you should by a motorcycle. So i put the money in my shoe and then i forgot about it till now” lmao

[@ericsandrade]

Hahaha love this video. Pure Michael

[@allisonlin1711]

Ryan started the fire

[@marknilson3653]

Ok so: they never tell us the question, so if she was solving for the second derivative he got it right (4x)^2 -> 8x -> 8

[@rania9534]

Do I tell you it’s still girl math 😅

[@arielbanks5557]

I think the question was (2x8)^2 and the answer is 64

[@SimonFrack]

You’re maths is wrong. Take the derivative of (4x)^2 twice and you get 32, not 8. 4 is in the brackets, so it gets squared too.

[@buddyballadarez]

​@@SimonFrackyou have to account for Michaels logic smh, you ignore the parentheses so it becomes 4x^2 then 8x then 8

[@tulip-avenue6659]

michaels so ken coded with that fur coat lol

[@aruns9593]

"Micheal is a genius"

[@LillyAnarkitty]

0:51 Oscar has the grace not to correct “ATM Machine”

[@nthgth]

Lol I think when he decides to help Michael with something, he steels himself against whatever Michael nonsense will come and just focuses. Maybe he asks Angela for one of her "I'm just preparing" pills haha

[@junephang]

oh my god we desperately need a new person to write these video titles 😭 girl math isn't just a zoomer term for "bad at math" like bruh we're regressing under all our own noses 💀

[@annushankar3032]

Thank you - what I was thinking

[@AshleyJota]

Thank you! This is not what “girl math” is at all.

[@schizophrenicenthusiast]

Statistically speaking, men are on average more interested (and therefore competent) in mathematics than women so it's not a wrong title technically. But I do agree it's bad taste.

[@Hi-uv7nn]

What does it mean

[@lailas.3205]

right?? lol this is high key ignorant and low key offensive 😂😂

[@JasonApexMusic]

“ how many is that per hour?” Is unreal

[@zacpooler]

You walk into Burlington Coat Factory with $645 you are literally a king.

[@ShFromUS]

Oscar: So Next Summer... Michael: I'll be six

[@user-hb1ch2fr6d]

Girl math is not about sucking at math! WTF is wrong with you people?!?!

[@melissaramos5290]

respectfully this is not girl math

[@junebugs_]

im not gonna lie the explanation of the surplus oscar helped me understand what a surplus was (i knew what it meant i just didnt know how it worked exactly)

[@nthgth]

Me too, but I'm sure he was oversimplifying it and it doesn't work the same way at every company

[@ismailbrka]

" I'll be 6 " HHHHHHHHHHH

[@skiduxx8314]

I put a cigarette through freaking quater

[@charan_75]

What does it mean?

[@vossti]

And then next year .... Michael: ill be 6😂😂😂

[@nthgth]

Lmao, early sign that he's _already_ not following 🤣🤣

[@janetuss6496]

"X ax-sixs"

[@christyb5575]

You’re a presentation TOOL😂

[@jsods1]

The Muppet Show on DVD. 😂

[@brandonreeder6162]

"So cool how you have my name at the top" -Micheal

[@paigesa9534]

girl math isn’t being bad at math are you joking

[@steakknives]

Why is this called girl math? Wouldn't Michael Scott be more accurate?

[@RIJU9285]

‘There’s the ex-ack-sicks’ - Michael Scott

[@user-yt2kx8hw1q]

man i love michael butit infuriates me to know he has been manager for so long

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Ah geez not the Michael and girls thing

[@WadeWilson_]

What the hell is girl math?

[@iamshooketh999]

The best example I saw about that was about a girl, who didn't want to spend 140 dollars on a bag, so when the bag was on sale for 100 dollars, she bought it, and she also got some new shoes for 50 dollars, so she spent even more than the first price of a bag, but at least she got two items. Girl math at first was not about people who are miserable at counting, but about making excuses on why you bought products you didn't need.

[@ayushianand1406]

Oscar dies every minute here😂😂

[@maryjanehansen7947]

his what

[@frejaschramm7556]

''they say 3 years salary''

[@GarroStudio]

Michael is me after I got promoted

[@SW4PN1L]

I don't understand why developing slides needs money.

[@victoriabailey6015]

this is just calling girls stupid

[@maryjanehansen7947]

love a girlboss in stem

[@johndorian473]

Girl math is a hilarious title lol I'm reminded of my college days where girls would just avoid questions in computer science that involved math and then our professor pointed it out😂😂

[@Bears86SB]

Dont put that down

[@Levy957]

michale would have loved chatgpt

[@toliycherneychuk1173]

"I was told there would be alot of hot people here, as far as I can tell, I am the hottest personhere" -Michael Scott Nor truer words have ever been spoken by anyone like ever!

[@reggieosborne]

Next Summer..."I'll be six!"

[@sagejennings4342]

ok but girl math isn't just BAD MATH it's like discounts and stuff

[@pradithanarayan26]

Why is this so small, ignore it - That's what she said.

[@gareof]

"Mommy & Daddy" . . . Michael learns better if treated like a 5 year old . . .

[@dumbblonde8768]

Someone please tell me the title of this video is a joke and that the person who made this compilation hasn’t actually misunderstood the concept of Girl Math that badly

[@pengyou2000]

*boy math*

[@p0pr0x68]

Michael math

[@ThunderRoo]

What did we learn this week? 😂

[@joebanana3386]

what dow girl math mean?

[@RunaChakra-zf1id]

The boss looks like radanath swami.

[@OddGodess]

Jan...blegh😒😑

[@Iam_tonylewis]

Mike hasn’t heard of pemdas 😅

[@nthgth]

🤣 c'mon, this is just Michael math. Now come at me with "That's discriminatory against people named Michael! My dad's name is Michael and he's a mathematician so you're a bigot!!1"

[@bakedthepotato5489]

If your woman isnt satisfied with a ring that costs less than a few grand you asked the wrong woman for marriage lol

[@happiness4812]

Pretend that you have a car 6:54. So that "pretend" is very like the "x" in an algebraic equation! Jan is a girl and her immediate application of an abstract mathematical principle is very sophisticated. Boobz literally in your face.

[@hmunoz314]

How come Michael knows how a mortgage works, but does not know that he has to spend the surplus for next year's budget?

[@danibozoski6149]

makes me kinda sad that 'girl math' is now just 'being stupid'. what started as a funny tiktok joke is now just coming across as crude and sexist :/

[@olivianyc4914]

What is “girl math” implying??

[@nthgth]

The phrase is a meme, but these clips mostly aren't examples of its meaning, as I understand it

[@friedrichfermi6559]

4x^2

[@alileguillou7308]

I love how Carol really can't stand Michael, and they're married in real life!