improvised parks and rec lines that put the writers to shame | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites

[@Anonymous-p2z6u]

"Aubrey Plaza threatening me and pulling on my necktie telling me to kiss her and then don't kiss her sending me into a complete confusion" is on my bucket list

[@TheWingus]

Aubrey Plaza scooping out my eyes out and telling me how useless I am is on MY bucket list!

[@youngwang97]

The fillibuster was straight from the heart

[@RediscoveringDavid]

Patton Oswalt is a seer

[@andrewcavasos1449]

😂 Patton Oswalt definitely wrote it.

[@TherealHK-47]

I can’t help but wonder if it was intentional that he mispronounced every planet

[@jazzingpanda3190]

And strangely accurate too…it’s exactly what happens haha

[@eee_inn2658]

Nah, he mispronounced Kashyyyk

[@bauer0788]

The "comeback" is without a doubt the BEST improve joke / gag moment. Had me sent first time I heard it.

[@youngwang97]

Not the only gag moment in the comeback story ;)

[@MegaDrain]

I think my favorite part about it is that it looks like Amy(Leslie) is the only one who didn't get it.

[@andrewcavasos1449]

Sent? 😂

[@BurnMoneyBeats]

@@andrewcavasos1449 its the slap that sends it

[@thesourpatchkidd579]

I'm just like I have no idea how he's still going with that fillabuster lol I know that man's mouth was dry, real legend! 😂

[@leonardoespino9780]

4:50 “…and takes out the esophagus out of the neck area… you can’t eat, you’ll starve to death” 🤣🤣🤣 always kills me because I think not been able to eat is not really his main concern as he bleed… and cant even breathe 🤣🤣🤣

[@mongoose621]

Oooooohh. I get it now. I'm so glad you cleared that up.

[@helloimnatewithnos]

@@mongoose621why even reply my guy

[@thecommiesalami9217]

​@@helloimnatewithnos Why even reply my guy

[@samuelstar5146]

the elephant line when they're all drunk never fails to get a laugh out of me :D

[@ds2587]

"Okay he's in there."

[@Gary85Paul]

The Kim Kardashian line is great by itself. But seeing the comment register with the rest of the cast is what makes it for me 😂

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Patton Oswald’s filibuster scene is a piece of art.

[@rainbowGZUS7]

The way he said "kashyyk" made me angry....

[@bennyboy246]

Hearing Leslie Knope say lines like from Russian Parks that are so clearly inspired by Michael Scott Is just jarring

[@douglasmennella4525]

The sleeping extra during the filibuster was genius.

[@cimachu]

Where?

[@therealneal3034]

⁠@@cimachufront row, ginger. Can’t miss it. (11:10)

[@MrSpannners]

Department of Homeland Obscurity is actually such a good band name.

[@Pigness7]

Death of a scam artist is pretty good too

[@MrSpannners]

I love how into Andy's reenactments some of the guests were. 😂

[@gerardotorres2949]

That filibuster is so impressive 😅 I was digging that plot he was cooking up

[@therealneal3034]

Yeah, I was so sad when he asked to cut 😂

[@breezy2sheets]

I'd watch it!

[@floruhls9418]

Still sounds like a better idea than the trilogy we did get..and I don't even like Marvel lol

[@cimachu]

Am I crazy or did Patton Oswalt actually kind of predict a lot of stuff in his rant that ended up being big in cinema over the decade since the episode aired?

[@zacshnu5471]

He did

[@cybercrash7]

Apparently, Boba Fett’s hand rising out of the Sarlacc pit at the beginning of The Book of Boba Fett was directly inspired by the filibuster.

[@Zipinater]

That whole thing is actually so insane and impressive. Only someone who’s a true nerd could even do anything close to something like that. That’s not written at all, maybe some bullet points but man, never have I seen someone yap so efficiently about nothing than that

[@therealneal3034]

Not Jamm’s actor leaning back in to catch the rest of the filibuster. Bro was just as invested as we were. 😂

[@peter_porker5]

Petition to make the filibuster the next star wars movie

[@Planetyyyy]

Would still be better than Rise of Skywalker

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

2:43 this bit might have to go into the hall of fame this is like one of the best two liners I have ever seen Chris Pratts comedy is so underrated

[@cami_is_dead2554]

the "nikolai! do you want to swim in the dirt?" line has ALWAYS been one of my favorites. perfect. GOLD

[@elizeholyoake7894]

still need aubrey to break down what april said when drunk

[@notluna4229]

handrail suicide unironically is such a hard band name

[@jade_bee.2579]

In the filibuster part I think it’s cuz I’m baked but I had a thought like if all these crossovers were real an infinity stone lightsaber would technically be possible and that to me seems fucking awesome

[@sunisntreal]

0:05 It makes me laugh every time, I love Andy

[@jazzingpanda3190]

That filibuster being quite accurate for what would actually go on to be made was so good haha.

[@DaydreamsAllDay]

The first one was so funny it made the writers mad for not thinking of it.

[@EatinPaste]

Patton should've written the sequels.

[@jeaniebird999]

2:30 This is my favorite, of all time! 😆😅😂🤣😭

[@eltzrothm1]

I think Poehler was really traumatized by naked Andy. It's so funny to get that genuine reaction.

[@Killem-Dafoe]

Patton Oswalt wrote the script for episodes 7-9 in his filibuster.

[@arielbanks5557]

Watching this while getting over a cold myself 😷😭🤧🤒😪

[@LisaLisa001]

I have to admit I've never seen any Star Wars movies (I'm saving it for marriage) but Patton Oswalt would be awesome to watch them with for the first time. ❤

[@john-paulgies4313]

8:09 - Such Michael Scott energy.🫠

[@TristanLane520]

1:50 oh no she out here breaking brain chemistry now... 🥴

[@FrightShark]

4:40 is so funny that Andy is as dumb as he is but knows what subtext means

[@BigSirZebras]

10:28 one extra forgot they were working and just started enjoying the show.

[@rodrigodepaula4198]

Everyone have full attention on Andy movie stories st9ll amazing me everytime.

[@therealneal3034]

The first female president comment is still aging well. I woulda voted for her.

[@gababummy]

if aubrey plaza threatened my life i would apologize

[@RatQuean]

The scene where chris pratt is naked he actually got naked for that 1 take and thats the one they used

[@crydovahgear1178]

Yeah no one is talking about it lol.

[@iainyoung2677]

Aubrey 😍😍

[@dustinscheller7795]

Patton Oswald and shane gillis are my favorite special needs comedians

[@LisaLisa001]

Agreed

[@BigSirZebras]

1:19 What did she say? the police got sent to her house? My Spanish is ok but that is a little to fast and drunk sounding for me. She sounds like someone pretending to know how to speak Spanish. Edit: oh, I thought she spoke fluently. apparently some of her family speaks and she understands but answers in English.

[@Kevlar_soul]

What funny is mal comes back with a spider body

[@Michael-qo5mj]

Why are the X-Men in a Quinjet and not the Blackbird, although the Blackbird couldn’t fly in space they should make modifications to it for space flight capability.

[@Michael-x8d2c]

Is that jenna fisher durinf that star wars rant

[@mrblakeboy1420]

1:43 me and who

[@zacharykirkham9481]

its pronounced kAhh sheek

[@maddog7999]

1 Like for the Kim K line being the single greatest imrprov line in tv history….

[@HarryManbackYouTube]

I don't think these lines are actually off script... so, thanks

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Wow

[@mrblakeboy1420]

the “why are you naked” thing should have chris pratt held accountable! he was actually naked during the filming of that scene, that’s a clear violation of the law

[@zer0_d0wn45]

6:48 anyone who's immediate thought was segregated is not only a comedic genius but a funny racist too boot.