Nathan For You - Simon Sees

[@Thefastlane425]

I wish Simon was more descriptive about his day

[@tranquilrabies]

I agree, he left out a lot of critical details. Does he carpool to work, bus it, or just drive solo? Does he get his assignments via text, or does he have to call in in the mornings like substitute teachers do? For lunch, does he hit up a local spot, or does he bring another hot pocket sandwich?

[@nicogun7086]

I learned how to dress and how to prepare a hot pocket with this video. But I still have to learn how to shower and he didn't explain how he showers.

[@seanmatthewking]

Nico Gunt “I like to turn on the shower before getting in, so that way I don’t get too hot or cold water on me. I usually let the water run over me for a minute before washing. When I grab the soap, I like to start with the region under and around my nutsack...”

[@toddpinkstonisgod]

I want to hear about his “Hot Pockets sandwich.”

[@dellairam]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleyashley6396]

When youre trying to fill up words on a 500 word essay

[@peterpiper47]

Ashley Ashley I feel ya. No no I feel you.

[@PrivateAckbar]

Ashley Ashley Because it tasted better than eating cereal.

[@Melty-pup]

I hate to break it to you but 500 words is... Really short.

[@unvcht5046]

😂😂😂

[@calviincalifornia4048]

shut up two first names. in fact dont shut up keep talking when we go on our date which will end in consensual sex.

[@keithpatrick156]

The sad thing is, from a stylistic standpoint, it's basically indistinguishable from an actual reality show.

[@icanwatchthevideos]

It was never about Simon. It was about forcing media executives to look the awful state of reality television dead in the eye and see it for what it really is.

[@gimmedataids]

I just watched an episode of "Tidying Up with Marie Kondo" and it seriously began by following this lady to her kitchen where she made a shitty cold cut sandwich and poured some chips on a plate. We then followed her to the dining room and watched her eat it. It was kind of surreal.

[@anon69669]

If they pitched this to TLC they would buy it lol

[@camgrants]

Yeah like that reality show "Cry Wolfe". I bet that guy couldn't even catch a football!

[@anom3778]

I think that was the point.

[@IanMaCee]

Then the microwave sounded and I knew my hotpockets was done.

[@user-go6xo8cs1w]

+IanMaCee you worded it wrong it's "hotpocket sandwich"

[@jamiecal11]

+Pharaoh I errm, no, actually. Ian had it word for word.

[@MrJoseTiago]

napukapu "dirt peasant mexican" ahahahahah u need to calm down but that was hilarious

[@napukapu]

José Vale Get well soon. At least I'm white, thank god.

[@MrJoseTiago]

napukapu dude you really need to open your eyes and stop being that ignorant. You are pride to be white? Cool, you can be proud, but you shouldn't. I'm white too, from Portugal one of the oldest countries in the world. I have pride in a lot of things, but not in being caucasian. Our people did too much shit in the world to have any pride. Go read some books, or take information before talking shit ok son? Peace

[@WilliamsWorld87]

Who else forgot they were watching a show about a show?

[@ethangoodman7086]

+Evan Goch naw, this episode of the 'nathan for you' show is ABOUT the short lived show 'simon sees'.

[@tychobrahenig]

+William Mckoy Showception, its a show within a show!

[@jasontowne120]

I did

[@Impuhlz]

I'm beginning to think that Nathan isn't just for me, but for all of us.

[@Velourium]

+Impuhlz Abso Lutely

[@amorembalming]

Absolutely this. Well played.

[@picklestirfry]

Michael Stanton b

[@evilgary747]

Nathan For You. Nathan For Me. Nathan For Us.

[@xOmGiTzAzOmBiEx]

Nathan for we

[@garrettbehr9081]

“Split second response time” presses the elevator button. That kills me everytime

[@denimchicken104]

And he even took so long to do it that the woman ended up pressing it anyway lol

[@jmd620]

please, comedy central, give simon sees at least a 4-episode run. air it at 3am or something. we'll watch.

[@jacobdeperalta6149]

jmd620 Simon Sees > Robot Chicken

[@estetap90]

I absolutely would see Simon sees jaja

[@gchsbus]

I also absolutely agree I would watch THAT show Simon Sees !!!

[@westdakota9180]

Apparently we will

[@westdakota9180]

@@jackw6144 apparently we will watch lol

[@AliAkkan0217]

This dude taught me how to get dressed and have breakfast.

[@zachariahshort6546]

I never knew how to eat a hot pockets sandwich until I watched Simon demonstrate it

[@mmb6527]

Putting your socks on first is madness.

[@davisdavis468]

Fuck a Sesame Street

[@JoeMoss83]

I am still wearing my boxers over my pants

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I learned everything from him. He's been like a father to me.

[@BameronCerry]

I usually don't do up my pants until I have my shirts on because it's easier to tuck in the pants when you have the shirts on.

[@Primitiveimage]

Cameron Berry the sentence is so hard on the ears 😂

[@dotsv5810]

"Today for breakfast I made a hot pocket sandwich because it tasted better than eating cereal." lol so full of wisdom

[@russpink4185]

Cameron Berry doesn’t change underwear lol

[@Winteramen]

@@dotsv5810 “My trick is to take the first bite, and then open the sandwich a little bit and then I blow on the inside to cool it down”

[@lindsaybencick8267]

This sounds like a Letterkenny quote

[@dillabean4183]

But she was not a distraction because she did not have large breasts

[@Dayvit78]

While others may be overly distracted by pondering the question, "where's your tits?"

[@dusanbrankov5533]

Ouch

[@masonw2705]

Today I made a hot pocket because it tasted better than cereal.

[@castroh8r]

hot pocket sandwich

[@PeterWang691]

matteocubano hot pockets sandwich

[@kylechandler4665]

when the microwave sounded i knew my hot pockets was done

[@jacobandersen6075]

Profound.

[@swim_ad]

010011001000101101 !

[@danwroy]

"After Simon established his industry cred"

[@ryansizemore5064]

"with Simon prepped" lol

[@hardrocker19901]

I love how the producer at the end is trying not to laugh

[@PathosConsultingGroup]

Having worked in entertainment in LA, that guy they're pitching to feels soooo authentic. That little move he makes at 5:20 is amazing. He's already decided it's a pass, but he's gonna humor them a bit and let them pitch more. In LA, sometimes the only way to know a meeting was bad was that it wasn't amazing.

[@TheGoodChap]

Hes a real reality TV producer

[@elyria9788]

People don't seem to get that these are real. Dumb, but real.

[@KingJemnas]

The whole part with Simon was beyond the normal awkwardness Nathan normally brings.

[@HeiHolaHello]

lmao i love how in detail the intro thing is

[@bekind8243]

“After Simon established his industry cred…” 😂 Nathan has the best one liners!

[@prowd2bme1]

"and pass means that..." "no" "right"

[@calviincalifornia4048]

nathan knows what a pass is, because he has his own comedy central show

[@rapidresponse9833]

Fcalvi in california

[@ISAAC607]

Come on I would totally watch his show

[@Shalama]

+Isaac Gasca So would probably everyone drunk or high at 3am.

[@TheGreenTeabagger]

+Isaac Gasca Uh the show is real and on tv

[@fishmansfanaccount6424]

+sonofplunder the show they're pitching to the guy

[@TheGreenTeabagger]

lol jk

[@SchizoidPersonoid]

I use the same hot pocket technique.

[@eddielaur]

+SchizoidPersonoid Lol isnt he just so relateable :P

[@eddielaur]

+SchizoidPersonoid Lol isnt he just so relateable :P

[@markfelix8868]

eddielaur eddielaur 1 year ago +SchizoidPersonoid Lol isnt he just so relateable :P 9

[@scottanderson7793]

It’s a solid technique.

[@calviincalifornia4048]

microwave low power on a long time and it will be evenly hot

[@rodolfoescontrias9846]

"A crippling obsession with large breast"

[@ryansizemore5064]

Sooooooo funny

[@adamb4131]

this is like a real life Rick and Morty alternate universe show, I would watch every episode

[@4pf3l54ft]

Adam B holy shit yes!

[@calviincalifornia4048]

rick and morty is shit

[@BrokeBot]

calvi in california lol memes

[@Qapital_J]

He looks like the player model for GTA IV police

[@calviincalifornia4048]

he did the mocap suit, dont you know?

[@yeetboi9817]

It seems like a show from GTA IV

[@DXX559]

Simon was definitely much more confident than when he first appeared on the show

[@TheGoodChap]

what's funniest is that the Simon Sees video is sort of a fuck you to reality TV, obviously it's mocking it but what makes it really funny is all of the sound effects and music cues that keep happening between each part which the producer would have certainly picked up on. Also how it's mocking reality TV in the way that the drama is coerced out of the actor by repeatedly encouraging him to explain his situation to the manager so the audience gets what is going on and this is a negative thing which turns into his only story ark which is that he as a person (or his character) changed for the better because he now knows not the explain his situation, but that that whole problem is manufactured by manipulation from Nathan the Producer/director. This is *exactly* how real reality TV is done. All of the tension and drama is manufactured by doing interviews with certain individuals and coercing they to shit talk by someone lying to them, then they show that edited footage to another person to get their reaction to the betrayal or whatever, but all of that drama is created not by the actors themselves but by people who are affecting them who we don't see. which makes this truly genius in multiple ways.

[@SJtoobsox]

How’s that comedy 101 class coming along Chap LOL

[@MatthewOnlinee]

You’re literally as descriptive as Simon and I’m not sure if you realise it hahah

[@j_m_h6899]

"The door opened and I noticed a woman with large breasts." *nods head and smiles*

[@ClaytonMRay]

i would totally watch Simon See's hes so informative that it is hilarious!!!

[@maemorri]

I learned more from him than I ever have from any of the current lineup of the Learning Channel or the History Channel. I'm going to change my dressing routine from shirt pants socks to socks pants shirt, then tuck. It makes so much sense.

[@Thomas-fn7vq]

"My job requires constant focus and split second response time." *pushes button for the lift a split second before the woman pushes it*

[@seanmatthewking]

That was a close one

[@g3toutth3way]

I feel sad for this guy, he seems very lonely

[@zumis1011]

He's lonely because he objectifies women, can't say I particularly feel sorry for him. If he likes big boobs too much to be in a functional relationship, that's on him.

[@robinelwin8140]

Pimpa Licious did you seriously reply to a comment made 4 years ago?

[@adribier]

​@@zumis1011 but he only objectifies women with large breasts, so there is still a large quantity of woman He could (possibly) have a relationship with (the ones with small breasts).

[@zumis1011]

@@adribieronly problem with that is he's not attracted to women with small breasts regardless of other qualities, because he sees women as objects essentially.

[@zumis1011]

@@robinelwin8140 well I wouldn't say I did it "seriously" but yes

[@tpstrat14]

A parody reality show like this would be amazing. Keep that shooting style, with the music and everything and just have people explaining ridiculously mundane things

[@james-dawson]

this is super late response but there’s a few SNL skits just like that. Usually SNL isn’t the best but I like these ones kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJ-omoCXprZ_aqssi=WKQkoEavM-sAbFxI

[@francisapple]

Brant looks like the most Brant looking human in this whole entire world.

[@Its_Only_genjutsu]

my method for truly enjoying nathan for you on youtube - step 1: watch video and laugh heavily until video ends step 2: rewatch favorite parts of video that made me laugh the hardest step 3: read comments while laughing heavily yet again until sides and cheeks hurt step 4: click next nathan for you video in related column

[@HealthyAndrew]

Nailed it!!

[@superduperjoi6800]

Same

[@WilhelmMuller88]

On step 3 right now XD

[@shawnhoelscher8164]

One of the best episodes isn't on KZbin has no scenes I don't think

[@GORDITOIMLIKEWHALE]

This is the greatest thing I have seen today

[@biohead66]

When I first watched this my body was like Nathan's, now it's closer to Simon.

[@Kevin-ge4xp]

Did you gain that much weight in just 5 minutes?

[@johnnytwidds4232]

Too many hot pocket sandwiches

[@mallugasify]

I'm getting there , tbh . 😭

[@ashleyashleyashleyyyy]

😬

[@superduperjoi6800]

3 yrs ago

[@lwawfafafafaa8957]

Just realized the American Psycho reference with the morning routine.

[@moodyplus]

+Lwaw Fafafafaa Nice! I noticed that too unlike some loser above^

[@moodyplus]

Pete Agassi Hey I noticed that too unlike some loser above^

[@KORGERds]

Bret Easton Ellis sure secretly wrote a script for this.

[@TheTaterTotP80]

I haven't seen AP. What is the reference?

[@Heythere920]

TheTaterTotP80 I like how you call it AP for short like you have seen it before

[@julius-sumner-miller]

I cover my face with my hands at least once during every episode of Nathan For You. Without fail

[@paulie5B]

I love how the format for Simon sees is exactly like the intro to Nathan for you

[@CuriousGeorgeFloyd]

"...But she was not a distraction because she did not have large breasts." Lmao, He says everything so awkward and funny yet He's just so completely serious xD Lol, Best show on CC, They need to bring it back to On Demand at least >:(

[@aidanrezvani9295]

these writers are genius's

[@Ollithefishy]

aidan rezvani ikr

[@yost112ty]

I don't think I laughed this hard in a long time. If this was a real show I'd watch it.

[@Cybernaut2011]

Simon needs to stop making words plural when they aren't

[@donutwizard8151]

what's plural

[@chknrsandTBBTROX73]

"My Hot Pockets sandwich"

[@tekksis]

"Then I knew my hotpockets was done."

[@Ponn3s]

House is singular. Houses is plural. So basically plural is a word form that you use when there are more than one of the object in question.

[@felixgreer6603]

Hot Pockets is the name of the brand, it's plural by definition.

[@tylermagoon4366]

Nathan trying to sneak by on the technicality of the work “pass” had me dying 😂

[@mf1932]

I wish this were a real show.

[@hskim7553]

that genuine happiest smile 1:00

[@austinredenbaugh4620]

Nathan purposely picking up the dog in a weird way was the best part, had me dying

[@KJL00]

I like the look of success on simons face when he gets that one last look.

[@SkynetToaster]

Ill never get over the fact that there is a person who calls hot pockets "sandwiches" living during my lifetime or ever in history.

[@6ThumbsYT]

When he describes his whole morning routine by exact detail lol

[@amandaba8160]

Then the microwave sounded and I knew my hot pockets was done, so I took it out of the microwave.

[@JeffReams]

“Simon Sees” is basically a TLC show but watchable.

[@personperson9588]

It really builds suspense for the next episode where hopefully he’ll choose cereal and reveal a though-provoking use-of-milk strategy

[@newthrash1221]

Today for breakfast i had a hot pocket sandwich because it tasted better than eating cereal. Lmao

[@zleephouse]

imagine someone stumbling across this video at 3 am with no prior knowledge of nathan for you

[@ACM86]

I would definitely watch this show. The detail in morning process alone would keep me hooked.

[@323guiltyspark]

The shopkeeper is so understanding. He's not offended or disgusted by Simon's proclivities; he just doesn't think it needs to be talked about so long as he respects the customers and can do his job.

[@wawakoko6560]

This was hilarious! great start to my day, thanks again comedy central!

[@RemoteIndigoIndex]

Comedy Central, you guys are soooo good. This is groundbreaking, this comedy is like devil's dandruff.

[@RemoteIndigoIndex]

FreeBeDrug The reason I say this is because getting dressed is so bland and everyday. Absolutely ordinary. But it's well acted. And so it's funny and remarkable. Moreover, my comment is not analyzing to the big breasts in the later half of the video.

[@gerunkwon2598]

Simon reminds me of Light from Death Note in that he constantly strategizes every single little thing. They just have different goals.

[@allofgardenrl.9197]

The actor he mentioned in the beginning is on Nathan’s new show the curse

[@dival9035]

it’s been years and to this day i still use the same hot pocket technique because of this episode

[@mellowords]

The tired, overdramatic suspended cymbal transitions made me lol

[@kevinthomas728]

I wish this was a real reality tv show. 4 episodes is all I ask. A mini series is all I need.

[@Aix_Plainer]

I don´t think i have laughed louder this month at the line "a crippling obsession with large breasts".

[@angeltarinat]

i knew my hot pockets was done

[@awertystack9772]

Ohh man! 😔 I was so excited for the season 1 of Simon Sees

[@tinkerin7491]

I love the proud smile he has after the video is done playing.. omg

[@SethMcFartlane]

"Then the microwave sounded and I knew my Hotpockets was done. So I took it out of the microwave." Based.

[@zzzzzlq]

"I usually undo my pants until I have shirts on because it was easier to tuck my shirts in after I put my pants on" Genius

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

nathan thank you for bringing this issue to everyones attention all around the globe, this is a crippling state and a lot of men deal with it daily. i hope this brings a new perspective for the women and theyll let us see👀 what simon likes to see👀.

[@dinglesworld]

I can’t believe how effortlessly the actor played the role. It almost seemed…genuine.

[@anon69669]

Imagine Nathan behind the camera motioning to Simon to keep talking when he has nothing else to say

[@AlexiLaihoFan]

Seamus this is hard evidence that you are an avid viewer of the show haha

[@hurricanesking8533]

I wish this show was on tv, lol

[@joshmiller2455]

Hurricanes King85 it is on comedy central

[@FirmlyGrasp]

4:58 he's trying hard not to laugh

[@moonbread2334]

"right, it's humanizing" he's savage 🤣😭

[@johncosmic]

This show is laced with consistent comedy gold 🤣

[@stevendog40]

I can now say I know how Simon gets ready in the morning. Learn something new everyday.

[@mcdr1234]

The blowing inside the hot pocket thing is genious!

[@TALCOLMINTHEMIDDLE]

I was making a film for school one time and forgot we needed to have 15 minutes of raw footage for class. So I filmed 15 minutes of me doing my bathroom routine. In the final movie, the first 4 minutes of the 20 minute run time, were me doing my bathroom routine. Him detailing his morning routine always got me

[@roadkillninja]

lol it was like a caricature of every single reality show

[@marcofranco9074]

it would actually make a fun show, if instead of focusing on only one guy they made each episode about different jobs and about the little quirks and absurdities people can have in their daily lives, not a reality show per say, but more of an episodic comedy sketch

[@Iyana]

When people ask me how my morning went, I'm going to describe it with as _much_ pointless detail as Simon does

[@IllDawgable]

He makes the phrase, "large breasts" sound funny.

[@joshuasin944]

This is GREAT stuff! I would totally watch this show!

[@BkLasVegas]

Simon guy is not acting! He's the way he is

[@lllllzzzzzyyyyy6676]

Most hilarious thing ever is that that wasn't scripted

[@dman642]

As a male who identifies as a male that has a personal sense of particular personality that defines who he is on a singular basis because I can only define how I feel based on how I only interpret this.... This is how I basically am

[@exoxy]

I don't understand why you keep bringing this up with me

[@doogelyjim8627]

this was difficult to watch but i'm glad i made it through

[@jamiecal11]

I can't tell if Simon is a REALLY good actor, or if he's genuinely like that. I find that with a few of the recurring characters. Best show.

[@JohnSmith-ny4qj]

I know this guy. His IQ is .5% He is being serious.

[@chknrsandTBBTROX73]

i feel kinda bad for simon

[@philmstud2k]

+Harvey Pickleston Unless he means .5% percentile, as in Simon is only smarter than .5% of anyone who takes an IQ test, and dumber than 99.5% Although, that's probably giving this John Smith user too much credit.

[@mcawesome4150]

Every. American. Reality show. Ever!

[@Smyyusuf]

I would seriously fucking watch this show. I suffer with the same problem.

[@skullz4skullz737]

If a woman with large breasts came along you would be screwed lmao

[@skullz4skullz737]

If a woman with large breasts came along you would be screwed lmao

[@Spencerlayne]

Nathan is a genius but I can't help but feel for Simon 😂

[@maemorri]

Finally a show that relates to my reality. How did they not greenlight this?

[@IgoTpaynus69]

That hot pocket trick is a life hack. Such a informative show

[@drewadkins1903]

1:46 - “it’s easier to tuck my shirts in after I have my pants on” as he does the exact opposite

[@rebeccaperez3264]

bring this show back

[@yawen6291]

Nathan then creates his own channel that airs Simon Sees

[@marisakawabe2088]

This is the type of content I wanna see in those day in my life vlogs

[@clyde15]

Been watching this every day for the past 8 years