The Best of Pete Davidson on Comedy Central

Discover Pete Davidson’s best stand-up moments and Roast sets from the Comedy Central archive.
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[@joshuaperry2426]

Pete : "I have no game with women" Also pete : *dates half of the most famous women in the world*

[@foreverdead1248]

He goes after the rebounds

[@Raghad-tu8tj]

@@foreverdead1248 HELP BAHAHAH

[@wartyrant8627]

@@foreverdead1248 Niiice.

[@whipdauziout7478]

@@foreverdead1248 board man gets paid 😈😎

[@andrewarias6989]

@@foreverdead1248 and goes onto to dunk them

[@DillAvery]

Pete Davidson is like a make-a-wish kid who wished for infinite wishes

[@pristinegovender]

You won the comment section bruh.😂😂😂🤣

[@Garbageman0]

He’s winning tho in life

[@Mr.ImbeciIe]

@@Garbageman0 that’s the point

[@iamsam7632]

@@Mr.ImbeciIe 🤦🏻‍♀️ - lol.

[@annieoddo1475]

Oh my g-

[@AaMmack]

“I have a problem with wind” Dude’s a genius without even trying lol

[@victoriamohan8827]

What does that mean?

[@AaMmack]

@@victoriamohan8827 him joking about his skinniness

[@CorbettCLAW]

Hahaha

[@reubenprasanth271]

I thought it was gastro problems and farting

[@AnaAcuraErica]

Genius????

[@fatsanii]

i genuinely think he just talks to himself for a few hours, writes it out and goes on stage

[@Rottenkirsche13]

He says he does actually lol

[@fatsanii]

@@Rottenkirsche13 FR??? PLS

[@thetimeisland850]

you sure can tell

[@bri7757]

Yup that's how jokes are made

[@juliorianoo]

“i won’t make fun of you yet… cuz i want to give everyone at home a moment to google who you are” gets me every time.

[@JoyfulJenn]

Pete is proof that all a man needs is a sense of humor.

[@jillianlabella7565]

I actually think hes very cute not sure if his sense of humor is why I think that or hes just adorbs to me ling if staten island is first time I saw him and hes great in that so funny

[@k.d9499]

he's actually very attractive!

[@GrungeJeans]

The best comedians are men though

[@JoyfulJenn]

@@GrungeJeans I was gonna argue with you but. It’s ok. I’m not an argumentative girl, I love to laugh so I don’t care if it’s men I’m laughing at all the time!

[@sarahbeara1018]

And his mother. 😂

[@Jaf_Easybots]

"I just found out I can't play call of duty while high cuz I'm afraid of dying." is one of the best lines I ever heard.

[@kissbare5627]

It’s funny because it’s true lol

[@SStone-dm7es]

You need to get out more.

[@coledorney]

It was funny but there was wayyyyyyy better jokes I think Pete would agree you needa get out more

[@nostalgianotes-]

I remember my first beer.

[@questtttttttt]

I like Pete Davidson. He has a certain vulnerability to him that makes him seem so real.

[@listentoluucy1194]

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[@scurtiousthecurtious696]

Really? Dude seams like a complete tool to me

[@questtttttttt]

@@scurtiousthecurtious696 I used to think that too. I changed my mind. His standup isn't great. What changed my mind was his acting in King of Staten Island, his tour of his moms basement in the house he bought her and the way he chooses to stay with her, some of his you-tube appearances, and the way he spoke kindly about his ex Ariana Grande in his standup. The only thing I have trouble squaring is that he's apparently dating Kim Kardashian, and she seems like a terrible person. I don't know. Ultimately I don't really care. He has this slacker brand that I'm very sympathetic too and I like his acting. King of Staten Island had a lot of heart. I would even say that it was kind of moving.

[@scurtiousthecurtious696]

@@questtttttttt now let me ask you this. If his farther didn't die on 9/11. Would you feel the same way? Would anyone feel the same way about him? I don't think we would. Knowing that brings out a certain kind of a empathy response. He was great in the king of staton Island and he can roast with the best of em but I watched his stand up. He's not funny. His shtick sounds like he's a new age Jerry Seinfeld with tatts

[@fatimaayoub606]

@@scurtiousthecurtious696 the reason I like Pete ain't cause of his dead father whom I don't know.

[@Simpson77Jack]

i love how only the people that are obviously very humble are the only ones to laugh at themselves getting roasted

[@theshowofstars7073]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXO8Z2p7d8uhl5Y Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson Board Private Jet To The Bahamas

[@eh1126]

Exactly! I don’t know why you would agree to go to a roast if you’re gonna be offended by the jokes 😒🙄

[@erinhand]

Shaq and kevin hart thought those jokes were hilarious

[@sulpherbratigh7936]

This aged very well

[@rite2bcreative]

Now that I think of it, all the people I can think of that have gotten offended on these had an ego issue 🤯

[@myphone7568]

Shaq has such a great sense of humor! Dude just seems like such an awesome person.

[@gs9255]

Yesss he seems sweet 😋 😍

[@theshowofstars7073]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXO8Z2p7d8uhl5Y Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson Board Private Jet To The Bahamas

[@chriskeith5742]

Shaq was dating a girl from my hometown and I ran into him at Little Ceasars Pizza. It was probably the weirdest thing that will ever happen in my life celebrity wise. The guy is a for real giant.

[@galigiri]

Except for when he makes fun of disabled people..?

[@remydeuce3056]

Shaq is this girls uncle i know. He went to her house and threw her a bday party. Posted on her snap “Happy Bday Love Uncle Shaq”. Her dads some big doctor, Saadiq El-Amin. I don’t know how they’re related but it’s cool to see him in my hometown. Springfield, IL actually has lots of famous people come from and to here.

[@brendanressler4359]

Pre-ariana Pete Davidson talking about how bad his game is. Ironic

[@dboy8472]

Ariana is nothing he wit Kim now

[@iamnoelthomas]

*iconic

[@_onlyrackz_]

@@iamnoelthomas ironic** its irony.

[@imperialmouse]

@@_onlyrackz_ it’s both tbh

[@snoozyq9576]

​@@_onlyrackz_ it's not really irony

[@davidrust9930]

I have no game with women, when you're such a great comedian you don't need game, you're the game.

[@gs9255]

He's with Kim Kardashian 😍 💕 now

[@williamhooper3547]

Having a 12 inch prolly helps

[@amithlakshman5132]

He is banging Kim now.Come on

[@theshowofstars7073]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXO8Z2p7d8uhl5Y Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson Board Private Jet To The Bahamas

[@ph30nix92]

@@gs9255 no tf he is not

[@gadaffitoohottie1231]

Pete: " I just turned 20 and it's over" Also Pete: Dates Kim K

[@sneakycheeky531]

i mean those girls are marketing themselves as gold digging fame hoers

[@Big40a1]

@@sneakycheeky531 Kim worth over a billion Davidson worth 10 mil at most if anything Pete the gold digger 😂

[@Big40a1]

@@sneakycheeky531 Kim worth over a billion Davidson worth 10 mil at most if anything Pete the gold digger 😂

[@Big40a1]

@@sneakycheeky531 Kim worth over a billion Davidson worth 10 mil at most

[@canaisyoung3601]

And is on a long-running sketch show and, despite some criticism, has a fanbase.

[@evarey9031]

He’s tall, he’s adorable, and he’s funny!! His appeal doesn’t confuse me…

[@Obstone0]

He’s “funny”

[@Tarazex]

@@Obstone0 yes he's funny

[@reasonabledoubt337]

@@Tarazex can’t tell by what I just watched

[@Tarazex]

@@reasonabledoubt337 he's funny

[@greattitan371]

@@reasonabledoubt337 he's funny

[@TheGrowCave]

He's just likable. His smile is infectious

[@goeatsomesh1t]

He looks like the old tabloids of Bat Boy.

[@Jcsj_]

Every time I see the bits with Ann coulter hating that she’s being roasted and being called racist is hilarious to me. She’s just got the smile on her face that says “I hate this but I can’t look like I hate this”

[@bellj85]

she just looks like she hates everything anyway

[@phylwx]

Yeah! Roating coulter was the best part by far X'D

[@MrPainkiller616]

14:55 The whole crowd is shocked and going "ooohh" like that joke was a low blow while Rob is just dieing laughing. Really endearing coming from Rob

[@samanthaangell3131]

His obvious joy at those jokes is my favorite part 😂 He's practically rolling out of his seat 😂😂

[@fedoramaster6035]

Mad respect to Pete Davidson for ripping into Anne coulter right in front of her face like that. I get that it’s a roast, but it was still nice to see someone make a KKK joke to her face.

[@stevenbailey8167]

"Anne coulter if your here whose SCARING THE CROWS AWAY FROM OUR CROPS" 😂😂😂😂

[@williamburk5818]

Pete really was ruthless to Anne Coulter 😂😂

[@midsummersnight3848]

Agreed! Unfortunately, those were all low blows & low hanging fruit. Basic insults than anyone could throw. Personally, my favorite part of this entire video were his messages to Shaq, Justin & Rob.

[@orangeants]

@@midsummersnight3848 I mean, her whole personality is low hanging fruit, hard to be creative

[@midsummersnight3848]

@@orangeants OK. Fair enough. To each their own. =)

[@illbeurluckycharmz]

as he should

[@hnslvn]

I love it when he responds to Anne's insult to him

[@littbitterst2328]

Pete....I'm sorry about your dad. ..I also lost my son, Liam, in 2018 ...if not for humor, truly, I wouldn't have made it through...bless you and your brilliant comedy...♡♡♡♡♡

[@vip2109]

Man, I’m sorry, I’m a 12 year old kid named Liam and I can’t ever imagine losing a son, have a very nice day, I’m so sorry

[@nicolelong8023]

Aww I'm so sorry that breaks my heart to hear

[@user-ui7jv6mo4d]

1:17 Dates Ariana Grande and Kim Kardashian in the same lifetime. Still he claims he has no game with women. Thank you for being an inspiration to all of us Pete!

[@theveronicas6478]

Ηταν πριν τη σχεση τ με τη αριανα κ την κιμ τ κλιπ αυτά

[@thegalhorowitz]

kate beckinsale and line of other pretty women, its ridicilous but to be fair, he is very attractive even without humor.

[@negroleague2]

Dont need game when your a successful comedian. The game is in the title itself.

[@bobjones2041]

Kim is a plastic creep

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂I love Pete Davidson . He has a very unique style with his comedy and that’s what makes him special , freaking hallarious .

[@ethane-dawgwenger4207]

Pete Davidson is hilarious! He's my favorite on SNL.

[@CorbettCLAW]

Yeah when he breaks character in sketches and just starts laughing I always die!

[@jamesdoherty6048]

What a low bar.

[@Ssss-pv4ow]

I dont get when people say “he gives us all hope”, cause like, to be this funny and have this much of an attractive personality is hard and rare af

[@naninuna7440]

the Trauma made him the funniest

[@RickyPaquiot284]

*Pete Davidson is a dark joke king!*

[@SergioSalcedo]

Staten Island thing

[@lisa196409]

Wow 🤯 he is.

[@backupaccount1415]

That’s an understatement 😭

[@Emma0990]

You just know Kanye's made his mates sit around his pc to watch this, and their all trying their hardest not to laugh saying "nah he ain't even funny bro."

[@katieboucher4982]

STFUFUWH THIS HAS ME DEAD

[@Picodaguyoh]

The "who do you think your son is" aged perfectly.my man out here slayin the game 🤣

[@DM-yq3pr]

Pete: I have no game with women Also Pete: Bangin straight 10s on the reg

[@JackF99]

Pete conveys an old-soul wisdom and viewpoint that makes me forget how young he is. Then he says something like "Kanye West is the greatest musician of all time" about a guy who doesn't know how to play a single instrument, and I am reminded that Pete hasn't been with us for very long.

[@KrypticsXc]

Everything he says just comes to mind and he says it.

[@MrDiscoLime]

That’s what he wants you to think but these are worked out bad jokes

[@reemasprincess]

Notice how in the roast of Justin they were able to take a joke and they laughed but the one after they were a bit salty 😂

[@mzboomboom320]

The way Shaq is losing it makes my life

[@PeachyM3]

In all honesty when pete says "... im lucky my dad when i was 7" i get that completely. I lost my grandmother when i was 6 and because i was as young as i was i didnt process it the way a grown adult would so i was fine

[@exoticgamer3702]

Kevin seems like he really enjoys Pete's roasts😂😂

[@tittiesmith141]

Rob got absolutely violated 💀

[@yungmarcy4054]

Bro if you listen he said “I’m coming for you” he felt that

[@homelackin2234]

Hahahaha bro he molested Rob

[@TheSilentHeel]

R.I.P the Legend Coolio

[@mari.shinyyy8246]

for some reason i find him so attractive HAHA

[@emilyexplosion9120]

He's got some pretty gorgeous bone structure. Nice teeth. Big, dark eyes. And he smiles a LOT

[@4mikey2kid0]

I never gave dude a chance but I had to see what the buzz was about and I get it. Dudes funny

[@KingEaglez29]

Pete: "I got no game with women" Me: *well that was a freaking lie*

[@NAVIAHHHH]

"I have no game with women" Currently dating Kim Kardashian and making her the happiest she has ever been in a relationship

[@osarootaigbe2098]

This aged well! 🤣🤣

[@smokie2x932]

Pete - “I’m depressed” Guy - “🤣🤣🤣🤣”

[@jmcnutt730]

Pete gives us all hope 😂

[@YummyFoodSecrets1]

❤❤🇵🇰

[@christinap-c]

Perfect timing. Been watching Pete comedy all week. Thanks for uploading.

[@zacharybruner765]

Pete Davidson: I have no game with women. Also Pete Davidson: Smashing literaly all the baddies

[@Tiber234]

13:43 The Anne coulter scarecrow one had me rolling

[@tubeyoukonto]

"Im from Staten Island. Im sorry everybody...." Way underrated :D

[@MJBond009]

just turned twenty 😭 now he’s turning 30 in a few days 😭

[@BizarreFae]

Hahaha the fact that his punchline against Rob Lowe was literally him just stating a fact and shaming him for being noncey

[@mihneaanghelescu8807]

So im not the only one who was afraid of the bathroom pregnancy thing 😂😂😂

[@catherinemartin1957]

Well as a female now IM scared

[@nicolelong8023]

Hahahah😂😂

[@NotJames2007]

Ann Coulter's was personal, and she could tell

[@ellycantsleep5838]

She was just sitting there like 🙂

[@juliantorres8471]

She said that 9/11 victims should quit making it about the families and think of the the money the United States lost

[@bobjones2041]

@@juliantorres8471 you said it's sexist and racist to make fun of any womyn

[@EchoBoomer1987]

“As soon as the game starts I hide behind a rock.” In all fairness to Pete, that is a strategy in Warzone.

[@austinstar1100]

This is gold gotta watch this dude more

[@volitiveclover]

YEOOOOOO PETE DAVIDSON IS AWESOME

[@user-gh1gm8lp6t]

The Ann coulter jokes 😂😂

[@trapperblaze]

that soul plane roast hit hard

[@noctxrnal_cnvs]

The "kinda fishy" joke is Gold to me 😂

[@xdeedotz9298]

the Ann Coulter jokes never get old

[@ForgiveMeMaster]

Love this show!

[@robertpattinsonfan5658]

I'm obsessed with this man

[@bennybonilla2864]

Pete Davidson looks like a hey Arnold character come to life

[@michaelshackelford7048]

I love this dude !

[@originalmind9792]

This is ACTUALLY FUNNY ASF!!!🤣😱😂😂

[@jchick426]

Love this man ❤️

[@alexisconstance6202]

Kevin Hart is laughing so hard 💀🤣🤣

[@itajordi]

i love him sm

[@dior9255]

he’s amazing

[@bruised_mf2925]

Pete the kind of guy that gives therapy to his therapist

[@aghali93]

Amazing

[@spider-nibba7866]

“I got every kind for my baby boy”

[@Shelby522]

How can you not love this guy? 👌🏻🤣

[@ziiialgaming8303]

Pete Davidson is one of the stoners that you meet at a party and you’re not really too sure how to approach them so you spark up a joint and pass it to him and he says well don’t mind if I do and becomes your best friend

[@perfectionbycyn1860]

He's Gold 💛!!!!! 😂😂

[@brithneylang9598]

Fire me 🔥🔥🔥dropping out and giving up bring that 🔥🔥🔥

[@fork1418]

Rest in peace, Coolio

[@benbrady4652]

Pete Davidson: "I have no game with women" *Has dated Arianna Grande and is currently dating Kim Kardashian*

[@liahavolli8322]

I love him so much!

[@dianarosales7863]

He's mad funny

[@firelamakar]

Ann Coulter was NOT vibing

[@bts8thmemberhots458]

Best one

[@mph6752]

You can see the pain in Peyton Manning’s eyes 😂

[@Peanut_Arbuckle]

Pete Davidson is the main character of the simulation we live in

[@kylafoster7587]

00:21- 00:35 most relatable thing I've ever heard in my life

[@Destinychanged]

I dread to see what Kim does to this one.

[@naD_32]

Honestly the funniest man on the planet

[@just2gears]

13:24 - 13:26 your teacher gives you 2 tests in 1 week

[@blake1896]

Aye V-I-Pete had bars back in the day😆🤣 he went way to hard🤣

[@daf963]

22:50 - that aged terribly

[@genauso7113]

3:48 i am very depressed Audience: *laugh*

[@AceFrmSpace]

years later and he's cracking out new jokes stilll

[@Keep1n1tFr0st1e]

Except if it's about his dad dying in 9/11, we get it.

[@JenSmyre]

9/11 JOKES AREN'T FUNNY 😢😢

[@icantthinkofagoodnameso69f89]

Yes they are

[@skahler]

Dude that first Shaq joke was absolute Gold

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Funnier as it goes, I enjoyed it

[@riodegraffenried3790]

”A little suspicious” funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@waterr.33]

We need more Pete Davidson lol

[@aubreyhorttor9487]

Hes actually so funny 😂😂😂

[@CorbettCLAW]

Agreed! 😂

[@Zenologia4673]

“Soul plane was the worst experience of my life involving a plane” 💀

[@kellerkeller2507]

Pete Davidson is if Roderick Heffley became a stand up comic

[@theraccoonlord3404]

That “dAtz dE pOInt…” is just perfect

[@saifdean5156]

I dont know how people find this hilarious