Key & Peele - Auction Block

The slaves for auction in Lot A are popular with these plantation owners.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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[@johnohalloran9486]

Comedy Central k bye

[@______________9163]

2 days ago

[@tagesullivan3184]

Comedy Central q

[@blackeagle5000]

I'd buy that dude....lmao

[@MLGRDR]

No.

[@rileyfreeman8386]

“My question is how did they catch him?”😂😂😂

[@MaggotfromLA666]

Jaden Williams that part had me weak 😂😂😂😂

[@yossarian3x]

Black people were sell by other blacks 🤷‍♂️ Its a fact

[@user-fm6wu3zr9o]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kbotah2023]

It was called the Slave Trade. Africans captured and sold fellow africans. It was very lucrative for them.

[@kbotah2023]

@@wwesty83 Shaka Zulu

[@Toshirou548]

“My worse quality is that I’m a perfectionist” lmao classic interview answer

[@lefishe7326]

Thats so true I was in group interview last year and almost everyone said that

[@disfock5207]

Funny thing is, in brazilian and thats real here too!! Its like a universal Bulllshit interview answer for all cultures 🤣🤣

[@TarantoHector]

@@disfock5207hahahahaha verdade. Human Resources or pseudopsycological bullshit. The most incredible is that everyone know this and nothing change.

[@gogetter8604]

😂😂😂 I was just finna go to interview and say the same thing

[@shizukagozen777]

@@TarantoHector Ikr

[@pho3nixsong926]

"I will not have my reputation tainted selling superficial, bigoted slaves" 🤣🤣

[@abigailgarcia3090]

I did not want to laugh I tried but I lost it at “Can a brother get on lot A?” 😂

[@sidv4615]

"I did not want to laugh" lol u must be white

[@kidroaz7598]

@@sidv4615 does the last name sound white ?

[@abigailgarcia3090]

@@kidroaz7598 I guess he was expecting me to write “i aint wanna laugh but I mad lost it at cana brotha get on lot ayyyy”

[@go3flea]

You’re cool and funny. I’m black and you don’t have to worry about laughing. The only irony is ppl miss that this is unfortunately still happening. A lot of ppl slaving for jobs they hate, talking about quitting daily, but still jumping at everything opportunity to impress their master… Plenty are slaves in others ways too like ppl that hate social media but still post for likes or click the things they complain about… Or complain about things they always buy… Great skit, as Ye said “we the new slaves”

[@mariaytinexposer]

7

[@jaykicks9336]

“Anyone would buy him” “I’d buy that dude” 😂😂😂😂

[@liladjgal1204]

My question is how'd they catch him?

[@selfishstockton6123]

Can a brotha get on Lot A?

[@adj2006]

Hmm

[@ChadKakashi]

I’d but him too. Or employ him, same thing really.

[@planescaped]

@@asterion3291 Massive technological disparity...

[@riveroaks9]

"No offense brother, I'm just saying" "Offense taken"

[@user-ql9xf4zg6q]

🤭🤭🤭

[@chankahmeng973]

Oof

[@weswheel4834]

Superficial bigots bringing down the whole tone of the auction (smh).

[@bluewolf9005]

Short Boi Will Remember That*

[@taniserobnett177]

Who is that actor?

[@benjaminschellhardt2818]

"I'm fast, I've got stamina... and I know magic!" Kills me every time

[@chonacastilla8610]

they turned from not wanting to get sold to being desperate to be sold.. one of my fav K and P clips..

[@billyin4c514]

How could anyone reject him with so much natural ability?

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

2 dollars says that Keegan either already knew magic before the skit was shot, or decided to learn it out of morbid interest.

[@hardcoreking52]

I wonder if he's related to the Magician Cop.

[@fareshajjar1208]

Slaves actually costs $500 or more at that time--the equivalent of about $40,000 today. It was like buying an SUV. There were wealthy black (free men) farmers across the south who owned slaves.

[@popo_boo9306]

"My question is how'd they catch him?" This line gets me every time lol

[@user-mc8ow8me9o]

Bought for a pack of cigarettes

[@fibromanmusc4369]

Me too😃😃😃

[@zacharyriley4561]

Probably he was a POW who was sold by a king.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Grab Drinks Google Drive

[@zacharyriley4561]

@@NazriB Bot.

[@INUTUTA]

Every interviewee ever: “My worst quality is that I am a perfectionist.”

[@numbo655]

Yes that's the joke

[@INUTUTA]

Numayam Yes, I am just reiterating the joke.

[@numbo655]

@@INUTUTA Nice, really well done identifying the joke

[@INUTUTA]

Numayam Thanks!

[@lacari0805]

My worst qualities: 1. I’m a perfectionist 2. I sing in the shower 3. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering 4. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car

[@yureidycalderon5749]

“See now that surprises me” that gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

[@reinierkhamala4791]

me too 😂😂😂😂

[@John-Doe-Yo]

😂😂😂😂

[@freelander]

Same! That line just breaks me

[@chestinejohnson9173]

Me tooooo!! 😂😂😂😂

[@GaryMillyz]

It's all in the timing

[@boob-tubbysanchez5859]

“Can a brother get on lot A”😂😂😂

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Oscar + Emmy + Globes + Grammy = Ali Baba

[@CrocvsGator]

This is like a more extreme version of not wanting to play dodgeball, but still getting annoyed you were picked last.

[@hmongninjatsu1048]

"My question is, how'd they catch him?" Lmfao gmfu

[@johntan8422]

Whats gmfu

[@hmongninjatsu1048]

@@johntan8422 its short for "got me fucked up".

[@dingding267]

i fucking laughed out loud at that one 😂

[@plataoplomo9018]

John Tan “get milk from uber”

[@acommunist1607]

@@johntan8422 or gotta mean fucker upstairs

[@Cole-fg8us]

“Look at him, what can he PICK?! A cotton plant’s like this tall!” 10 years later and I’m still crying

[@Luqaza]

didnt ask

[@sadchild9478]

@@Luqaza I asked

[@Luqaza]

@@sadchild9478 nope stop lying

[@800Jbangz]

@@Luqaza they didn’t asked if they lied

[@Luqaza]

@@800Jbangz Didnt ask

[@PavinSuakham]

This went from "I don't wanna be owned by another human" to "please buy me I know magic"

[@Cthulhumythosfan142]

Isnt that guy who makes angry birds video?

[@Cthulhumythosfan142]

Also i thought this was a mandela effect

[@braianfernandes9698]

"What can He pick? A cotton plant is this tall" Gets me every time

[@batool2367]

Offence taken!! 😳

[@Buopp2]

But you are actually short in real life in the world

[@screesh108]

I don’t think the guy was buying him to pick cotton…

[@Sheundjd]

@@Buopp2can’t take a Joke🤡

[@drghostly1756]

Not going to lie, never seen something so genuinely horrific turned into comedy so well. Holy shit.

[@panicmosem5969]

Really? Cause CNN and lefties do it every day!

[@jeffersondodson]

Obviously you missed Dave Chappelle (Chappelle Show) Season 1... Episode 1

[@momo250]

@@panicmosem5969 lefties as in good righties as in bad?

[@lordleo9047]

@@panicmosem5969 had to slip that nonsense in there didn't ya

[@bivamshukhadka8953]

@@panicmosem5969 leftists good rightists bad

[@shh429]

This key and Peele marathon is destroying my life

[@maryrose8478]

Omg I'm on one atm and my stomach is hurting and I have dried tears all down my face

[@ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago]

I feel you man

[@jamesashe9547]

OMG help me..... cant get anything ..... done ....

[@jackiechappell4415]

Its Sat at 2:30 p m and I've watched these two ALL f n day. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Just found them. Had no idea they were this funny 😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤ here n NC

[@WilmaJonson]

Yes dude, once I had a family, too... ^^'

[@xxyanlixx]

"my question is how did they catch him?" 😆😆

[@OneDeed90]

Lots of great dialogue. The most brilliant in this sketch. 😂😂😂

[@Omgacow1000]

It is hard to choose but I think this might be my favorite Key & Peele skit. The way they manage to make a setup like this absurdly funny is beyond impressive

[@HisameArtwork]

even if you're a generational turk from east Europe it's relatable. I've done internship for foreigners, felt just like this.

[@Pferdesalami]

best one is the neighbour with the rasist songs :)

[@durogpuso]

My favorite will always be the fraternity branding then the power falcons then this

[@allin4559]

One of my favs is "I said biiiiotch"

[@neosname1074]

Jordan: “Anyone will buy him” Keegan: “I'd buy that dude” 😂

[@neosname1074]

@@sg3645 LOL!

[@sweetnostalgia6573]

I read this when it happened XD

[@BL3SSed-Bliss]

That’s why Key was posing like that.😂🤣😅

[@max-3158]

@@BL3SSed-Bliss lmao i just noticed for the first time after watching this video more than 10 times before 😂

[@roverwaters3875]

whats so funny?

[@XChaoticX99]

“Docile. I’m agreeable to a fault. You should have seen the guy who asked me to get on the boat. I just walked on, never seen a boat before in my life.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@peanutbutterpuppies2756]

That one had me dying

[@tracyafful1724]

I spat out food at that line

[@dondiva531]

🤣🤣🤣best part!!

[@angelamiller5211]

i thought he said vote smh.

[@K.ba222]

😭😭😭😭

[@jencurtis4627]

"Well it just seems like at a certain point it's like do THEY even know what they're looking for?" Jordan's acting here is--always--phenomenal.

[@joseblanco3144]

“Offense taken” 😂😂

[@jeffyboyreloaded]

"whoever buys me - they better kill me on the first day or ima go buckwild on the whole operation" lmao

[@kikipurple5465]

😂😂

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Jeff Otieno oookeeeey

[@stanleybrowning3606]

Jeff Otieno check out my channel

[@Tricie2371]

Jeff Otieno 😂😂

[@kaikart123]

sinkiy awkwaaard

[@flamingstallion]

“I will not have my reputation tainted selling superficial bigoted slaves.” 😂😂😂

[@clementnade972]

Died. Because of how believable they made it.

[@danielaramburo7648]

When a racist slaver calls you out on your superficial bigoted attitude.... something is wrong with you.

[@derekchauvin2756]

@@danielaramburo7648 Not all slavers are racist it's business

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@danielaramburo7648 nah it's just hypocritical

[@ffnovice7]

@@derekchauvin2756 I'll trust your word on it

[@muhammadt1177]

“My question is, howd the catch him”😂😂😂😂 always gets me

[@MainDoorFrames]

His expression when he said "Offense Taken" U could really feel for him lol

[@vilentman111]

This is like when someone doesn’t sit next to you on the bus

[@lucasliew7902]

Yeah, they rather stand. And it was a long bus ride too. Pfft...

[@DenOndeMister]

Yes! Perfect analogy. You go from, "Good, I don't want you sitting here." to "Do I smell or what the hell is the problem?"

[@tubemankiwi]

I'm going to share something about this as no one asked. I lived for a few years in a mainly black neighbourhood (I'm white) and in the bus I would often have an empty seat next to me with the bus full. The only people who sat next to me were: 1) guys who didn't give a crap. 2) ladies who were so tired after their day that I could see sitting down was bliss. Everyone else would stand for 40 minutes and look at me as if I needed to get up. Guess why they wouldn't sit (no I didn't smell bad and no I didn't present myself as someone you wouldn't want to sit next to..maybe a bit but still).

[@tubemankiwi]

@PoofyPandaZzz Do you believe your opinion can be extrapolated to the hundreds of people who did this?

[@tubemankiwi]

@PoofyPandaZzz Not understanding something does not mean you're stupid, simply means you didn't understand and that's fine, apologies for not being clear. Although I appreciate your opinion and perspective, I don't think it is common between hundreds of people to prefer breaking their legs standing rather than sitting next to someone.

[@hotrodmercury3941]

When you are chosen last for everything. Even in slavery.

[@ze2004]

XD

[@nikhiliyengar1510]

That's rough buddy.

[@jizelleholland2338]

THATS TUFF

[@dondiva531]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperMan-jb3se]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@Oswaldo_Zuniga]

I just love how their conversation becomes more progressivelly educated 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@MethodiousMind]

The buzzing fly was an incredible touch. These guys are like magic.

[@bouncyballblue]

"sold to the man in the black hat" EVERYBODY'S WEARING A BLACK HAT

[@clockandballtorturewithcra5010]

Thank you. I'm not the only one whp saw that.

[@peytonaaron3026]

That’s why it’s funny 😭

[@jennifergonzalez5589]

Nah there sum different colors

[@vikks3451]

0:36 not that guy in the background

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

Except for the guy in the tan hat

[@isaacmontana4]

can a brother get on lot A?

[@eyanvenom]

deep

[@mariamama11]

+Eyan Stevenson what does that mean if it's deep?

[@mariamama11]

+Eyan Stevenson now that's an explanation. thanks

[@kokujin]

+Eyan Stevenson lol you were so high when you wrote this

[@TranscendentalMindX]

Forget his explanation, is that bitch seriously that otherworldly to not know what people mean when they say "deep", and that stupid to not understand how it could be?

[@M1tjakaramazov]

At 2:29 The big fat white guy and the little black guy: " come on, let's get away from these toxic two..." 😅

[@alanmistrzowski2078]

It's "i'm strong yall i'm very strong, i can sleep in a bucket" for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@connoisseuroftigolbitts]

*“My Question is how’d they catch him?”*

[@davidsharkmandawson7492]

Lol killed me too

[@whodatcall]

He willingly gave himself up like a good nigga lol

[@Klevikz]

John Moreno r/whoosh

[@Klevikz]

John Moreno you know that it’s a meme right it means it went over your head.Why did I do that Bc you instead of taking the joke typed a whole history lesson

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

Larger white dude?

[@samiaj9458]

"Do THEY even know what they're looking for?" 😂😂😂😂

[@marvira]

No comments?! Never mind, here you go

[@arbysregionalmanager7032]

2nd comment

[@kristiankopera]

@@marvira coment for what ? He just repeated what we just saw 😄 I don't understand why do these comments get so many likes 😆

[@XXelpollodiabloXX]

1:50 I don't care how many times I watch this, this part will never be not funny. "Nope. Not true, what you just said. That's gobbledygook." Every time I laugh like an idiot.

[@M1tjakaramazov]

Just insane respect for these two for making this sketch. Adds to the great tradition of utterly bizarre humour...

[@joshbanda1351]

“I’m fast, I got stamina, and I know magic!”- what it says on my resumé 😂😜

[@savannahgonzalez1908]

😂💀

[@shafinmasud5868]

No like cos its at 699

[@westingtyler1]

i thought he said "and no magic" like, as in, "you don't have to worry about me doing a curse on your family."

[@joshbanda1351]

westingtyler that would have been funny too, but he clearly says “and I know magic” lol

[@jcp1756]

Mine says Interests: ballroom dancing, ballet and pornography

[@Tennethums1]

“I’d buy that dude.” That’s what got me. 😀

[@nathandomke2721]

You GOTTA buy that dude lmao

[@galvatron0810]

The question is howd they catch him

[@maverick6775]

@@galvatron0810 lol

[@MichaelBrown-rg8oi]

Not gonna lie it would be nice to not worry about getting into fights...

[@Luqaza]

didnt ask

[@rikypan0320]

1:24 that wink is: Ok my brother now they HAVE to buy one of us trust me

[@mind2577]

“And I know magic” 😂

[@yharnamiyhill787]

"Superficial bigoted slaves" funny how those two were offended by being called superficial and didnt deny they were bigots. Hahaha. Great skits.

[@1dyingwish]

@2 beans 1 cream yes we do.

[@michaelworkman5590]

"I'm strong y'all, i can sleep in a bucket" LMFAO

[@yharnamiyhill787]

@@michaelworkman5590 lol. "My only flaw is that I'm a perfectionist"

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Yes thank you for explaining the joke

[@Wanttofanta]

Yup, that was the joke

[@TheEliteCarlos]

"My question is how'd they catch him?" lol

[@dap0466]

lol

[@supermanboy1255]

Africans sold Africans they still do to this day it's sad they probably caught him with weapons.

[@109367]

I bout died, that was funny as hell lol

[@puffolotti]

This is easy: "Perhaps you could bake/cook the sweets and cakes of your people for my children." Even a F4 Phantom falls for it

[@ElVerdaderoMessi]

They caught him with a big ass rifle.

[@tobietera]

One of their best sketches, so many quotable lines. 😂

[@lucaspoulsen2810]

“But you are actually short in real life in the world” 😂

[@aliahmadi9382]

What a strange time to see this video in your feed

[@jase2455]

Ali Ahmadi that’s what I’m saying

[@loskyejeros]

Lmaooo Yoo this shit funny still 😂😂😂

[@karma2bad37]

@@ww.creedthoughts.gov.ww-cr8654 trump 2020

[@ghanim6165]

kwansider trump 2020!!!!!!!

[@tahaha8840]

kwansider trump2020 it’s funny how y’all blame him for literally everything🤦🏽‍♂️ shii is sad. This shii is going on in other countries but it’s still trumps fault? Yeah that makes sense bud🤦🏽‍♂️ so dumb

[@Trance222]

"My question is how did they catch him?" best line :'D

[@bolozbolozboloz]

JoevanniL same way elephant are broken down, when they are young.

[@Extention6]

JoevanniL Massive individual

[@Neonytic]

***** You mean "cat toys".

[@jogwolf]

***** how do you know do you time travel?

[@ASKaPHYSICIST]

***** yes ... and prisoners need to be caught. So actually yes, he may have been caught. However, if you look closely, the above comment wasn't actually a question, so nobody was even asking for your opinion. Good luck next time you're trying to make a contribution on youtube.

[@dlobelow760]

I'm so happy that this sketch is still a classic

[@TBustah]

“How come he don’t want me, man?” 😂

[@shishy12]

Should’ve topped it off with the auctioneer telling them that they’re free to go and with both of them taking it really offensively.

[@damiengates7581]

well that's basically how it ended

[@MikeMessiah]

thank God u dont write the scripts

[@jonswe5753]

😂😂

[@mitchnakamoto352]

Alex Capwell no that would have taken it far, it would have made it unrealistic and less comedic

[@jonswe5753]

Mitch Nakamoto yeah, 'cause everything else is so realistic...

[@nameisrango]

"no offence .." "O F F E N C E T A K E N" !

[@inkcloud711]

Offense

[@sublimefermion2205]

In British/Indian English that is the the correct spelling of offence.

[@julianz7555]

Toy Fwd yeah but in countries where English is the native language it’s incorrect, and i doubt that excuse will get you anywhere

[@sublimefermion2205]

@@julianz7555 Well, in UK, English is their native language and in India, English is one of the 2 official languages (language used in official documents). Even the MoD is called as Ministry of Defence (with a "C" in it). And New Zealand and Australia being former British colonies use defence too. Not sure about Canada. So I guess "defense" is limited to America and the countries influence by its policies. Defence, Offence etc

[@Thomas_Winters]

Don't care about the spelling the comment still made me blow a gust of air out of my nose so...

[@cambiata]

I've lived near cotton fields all my life, and despite having watched this skit many times (because I love Key and Peele and they do great comedy), it took me like 30 or so viewings before I remembered, "wait, no, cotton plants aren't tall at all! They're tiny little shrubs lower than your knees!"

[@hezekiahamen8335]

Out of all your skits this one has so many views. This shows the nature of this country to have such a great appetite for this type of comedy.

[@wondermcthunder8835]

It was Jordan peele’s dream to be on SNL but they never gave him a shot... little would he know every sketch he made on Key and Peele were leaps and bounds funnier than anything SNL done in that span and today!

[@gatorsmld7480]

SNL hasn’t been funny for two decades. K&P knock it out of the park.

[@Rorschach003]

So that's how he ended up on MadTV

[@joejoezuniga231]

Killbrain is the funniest videos ever...ever

[@gatorsmld7480]

@@joejoezuniga231 I gotta go with Auction Block but just my opinion.

[@abuanwp]

not true, where did you get this idea? lol!

[@tearstainedshirts4559]

"My worst quality, is that I'm a perfectionist." vs "1. I'm fast. 2. I'm agile. 3. I know Magic."

[@LeBlobfish2711]

Docile

[@arthurryanorilla356]

I can sleep in the bucket 🪣. 😂🤣

[@pixo4881]

Doesnt matter how many times you watch it, its still makes you laugh😂

[@grandefrppc]

From going to start a revolt to advertising themselves 😂😂😂

[@wispysubject6982]

“But you are actually short in real life in the world” kills me every time 😂😂

[@Luqaza]

didnt ask

[@wispysubject6982]

@@Luqaza don’t care, didnt ask, plus you fell off

[@Luqaza]

@@wispysubject6982 fell off?

[@bluepeopledoNotexistBlacksDo]

@@Luqaza what?

[@Luqaza]

@@wispysubject6982 waiting

[@Lily-ed2sc]

"I'm strong y'all, i can sleep in a bucket" LMFAO

[@aliciashanks5239]

That's the one thing I didn't get; why would he boast about being able to sleep in a bucket? 🤔

[@Sleepingcoffee979]

@@aliciashanks5239 it means he is easy to take care of

[@Maldoror2112]

@Steve Gooden Great song. Thanks for sharing that.

[@dondiva531]

@@aliciashanks5239 🤣🤣🤣

[@akrenwinkle]

@@aliciashanks5239 Doesn't take up much space when not working.

[@Dmoriarty1993]

I love that 'See. Now that surprises me.' 'That is interesting, to say the least'.

[@michaelauberry1564]

"A cotton plant is like this tall" I'm DEAD

[@oudude27]

You died? Who commented then?

[@johnpaul5447]

I’m your 1000th like

[@baqiral-quraishi8120]

Michael Zaragoza omg look at this dood

[@zelto3595]

@@oudude27 r/wooooosh

[@MrIcaru5]

Good then

[@Redem10]

I'm fairly sure you have to buy Key & peele together and not in separate lot

[@vakar9779]

like r2d2 and C3PO

[@Midwest-hx8wf]

1:03 pose

[@grspcgaming1925]

Redem10 i

[@crawfish3541]

not the best wording

[@BruceWayneofCamelot]

Tell that to Jordan Peele's oscar trophy BITCH BOOM!

[@BrotherYarmoth]

"my worst quality is that I'm a perfectionist" - me in an interview

[@cheerwhiner7829]

1:43 “Can a brother get on Lot A?” 😆🤣😆

[@yaminhaniyah2979]

" Docile, I am agreeable to a fault " " Never seen a boat in my life."

[@fitzfitzgerald1249]

Wicked

[@fitzfitzgerald1249]

These guys are half black so it's their white side that mocks blacks Shameful and they should boycott their half black ass

[@grim8391]

Fitz Fitzgerald you’re not even black, so stop speaking on shit.

[@pvip9986]

@@fitzfitzgerald1249 They would have been used as blacks so that's that...

[@fitzfitzgerald1249]

@@pvip9986 "Not for the Dead, but the living " We lay the rose on the graves of those who can neither smell, see or hold it. We call it a memorial day, yet for the living we've sent no flower while they are 6'ft up,until they are 6'ft under. Then we write songs of their exploits long after they're gone and can not hear'em, yet never a tune for the living when they could sing'em. How we travel afar to visit a grave where they're laid, when seldom if ever we visited them where they stayed. A photo of them, but not one with them, around the neck a cherished relic, but their hand, when last you had you held it? When they were sick did you pray that God would heal, yet when they were well, when last did you share a meal? Oh yes indeed we love to value our Dead, but should not at first, while they're living we kiss their head. So no more tears on the tombs where they lie, let them hear your laughter while yet they are still alive. They'll share their stories and you'll share yours. It's on this side of life's memories we form our fondest Joy. For we were all on Earth together until we're each No More. Happy Veterans Day! - Steve Gooden -

[@pauls7956]

"I just walked right on, never seen a boat in my life"...

[@ajlove2399]

Paul S that had me lol...

[@ajlove2399]

Omg that was my fav...i lost it lol

[@ladiimysteekd4445]

That was the best. Had me in stiches

[@midwestsirens]

Paul S You have my initials

[@eshoobajwa5943]

Paul S k

[@loyaxethegreat68]

Key and Peele deserve a movie.

[@mutouvhs843]

theyre both in a movie called keanu, its decent

[@nevenaljubury2317]

What’s the movie called

[@JohnMartin-cd1qm]

For me, hands down the funniest comedy duo of all time.

[@axon589]

"I'd buy that dude" Lol

[@NilaFadhilahsari]

You caaаn watcccch I, Claudius herе twitter.com/2aa5848a596541fdb/status/795841180026028033 Key Peеleее Auction Block

[@theeJordanTaylor]

chinafakeeggs ok?

[@dexterwilliams2520]

“The real question is: How’d they CATCH him?”

[@ignauciowitherspoon1618]

SPONGE KNOB SQUARE NUTS I would

[@TWOxTONE_773]

Yea that's a no brainer.

[@r415h1]

I’m fast, I have stamina... and I know MAGIC.

[@lazybeegina4590]

@@stavros333 Fuck off man

[@thelonewolf7443]

stavros333 reported. #NiceTryIdiot

[@lazybeegina4590]

@@stavros333 Again fuck off

[@airotiv7916]

😂😂😂

[@NateB]

Well, some of them did.

[@surfstarcc1]

This aged like a fine wine. Well done key and Peele

[@jimmychoo2421]

Looks exactly like me submitting 1000 job applications!

[@samanthafromnewzealand5946]

“It just seems at a certain point..do they even know what they’re looking for?” 😂

[@jeffreyrodriguez1913]

Sammy Wakelin relatable 😂 like most women out there who are looking for partners.

[@mrtn6203]

Jeffrey Rodriguez damn, lowkey flamed her and she ain't even realize it

[@andrewarredondo6305]

@@jeffreyrodriguez1913 you right bro, I see a hot ass woman with a butt ugly dude and dont know how that happened and I'm over here athletic and still single as shit 🤷🏽‍♂️💀

[@kaiser3849]

Bro, it ain't looks that get you girls. The girls that look for looks are shallow as heck and would dump you/cheat on you for a hotter guy.

[@adamjohnson4975]

Andrew Arredondo its cuz she has daddy issues and that ugly ass dude reminds her of her dad. girls like that have major issues. losers put up with them cuz.... welll....they cant do better. delusional short ppl like kaiser r just lying to themselves. feeding them self this happy little bs narrative to keep themselves from ending it. if hot girls were so deep and nice they would date parapalegics and deformed ppl. they dont.....only their dad

[@sarahbellum006]

"My worst quality is that i'm a perfectionist" 😂😂😂

[@zachpayne5306]

sarah lmfaoooo

[@vc6444]

He won an Oscar!!!! 😍

[@Stoneface_]

Real muscle fitness for life I’ll use it

[@no_peace]

Real muscle fitness for life that's the joke

[@acacius9903]

Yep, always used it and will keep on using it lol.

[@care584]

my late bro loved them but never saw til oldest bro showed me this. i cried laughing. fell in love with them, but tough skit to top. loved chappelle show before this. never did snl. and they’re def improving 😂

[@LunaMesser-zw8xh]

😅 Nothing like these guys ! Double trouble when they are together !😂

[@Kali-Ikigai]

'What i wanna know is how did they CATCH him'. Lol

[@Manuel_FM]

how?

[@baseball64ify]

They just put fried chicken in a cage then when he went in it locked

[@bavaza123]

cometube1999 racist

[@norwei-3rd-gen525]

YellowBlue RC You realize it was in reference to the fried chicken joke, right?

[@bavaza123]

YellowBlue RC you know I joker with racist

[@efe_aydal]

Everyone got caught on racism issue and missed the epic joke: "My worst quality, I'm a perfectionist" We all said that in job interviews. We, the modern slaves.

[@robertbloom4424]

When asked the dreaded "What is your biggest weakness?" I replied "I'm so obsessed with time management that sometimes it doesn't even look like I'm working. I don't know how to pretend to be busy." I got the job.

[@robertgostfson9816]

I never said that, but to be fair I have severe learning and personality disorders and have never worked.

[@glenjamieson2524]

My biggest weakness: Occasionally my decision making is not based in reality My biggest strength: I'm Batman

[@robertgostfson9816]

im also batman, but im the batman with the nipple costume

[@dealspothouston9004]

PissedFechtmeister LMFAO.

[@lampshade3795]

I never get enough of this one LOL

[@mohitkala3852]

Funny how he feels offended at being called "superficial" than being sold at an auction...brilliant writing 😂

[@nittanyburg20]

“Superficial bigoted slaves” 😂

[@unc54]

Lol you know it's bad the racist seller calls them out on it.

[@andyjg13]

Superficial?! 😝

[@davisseldomridge9573]

😕😕😕

[@kaikart123]

He is a jew and he meant white people.

[@miketheq7739]

That's gabbidygook

[@ft3076]

“C-can a brother get on lot A?” That killed me 💀💀😂😂

[@Luqaza]

didnt ask

[@Luqaza]

@Scott-Doo u der is

[@mutouvhs843]

@@Luqaza loser

[@Luqaza]

@@mutouvhs843 maybe but ur mother lost her battle

[@levischuurmans9400]

"My worst quality is that I'm a perfectionist" dead 💀😂

[@pius222]

These two are comedic geniuses.

[@greysonG10]

"My question is.. How'd they catch him"? Hahahaha

[@thebolb]

key & peele 👍

[@KO-ci2qk]

Lol

[@TomoyaG]

+Greysen Gagné DWL. I was wondering the same thing

[@HigHrvatski]

+Greysen Gagne Maybe he had sex with the tribe chiefs daughter and voluntered to become a slave hmmmm

[@lilcw76]

TrUmP iS LiTeralLy Hitler DURhurrr the man could've been free and kidnapped which would explain how he was captured.

[@vertex1933]

"What could he pick? A cotton plant is like *this* tall!" This floored me

[@ai8taysai8tin]

Hi

[@hravandil9993]

OneToughCookie TheKZbinHero I really, *really* like this image

[@Autism039]

These guys are legendary comedians

[@shirleycoley3332]

This is my thousand time watching. So hilarious

[@sumuqh]

“My worst quality is I'm a perfectionist” lmaooo

[@Goku-bh1ej]

Every CV ever

[@mzg2125]

"Docile" agreeable to a fault 😂😂

[@hangukhiphop]

@@mzg2125 while they're talking back 😂

[@foxtrot8858]

dude sounded like he's being interviewed for a job position

[@FatalChaz33]

Written and performed to perfection and despite the volatile setting it makes a very funny point about human nature in that no one likes rejection, even for something they'd never want.

[@karmencummings9754]

Real talk 🤭🤭🤭🤭😆😆

[@Bennix]

Is it true? Any academic physiological proof that no one likes rejection for something they hate or never want?

[@tonk3878]

@@Bennix I’d take it as being judged to be not good enough, you’d at least want to be considered. Probably different if it’s something like “Hey who wants to be EXECUTED?!”, since then it’s not about ability of the individual.

[@jarazy1232]

@@tonk3878 I hear you, it's like a gay friend saying he's not attracted to you (a straight guy), you don't want him either, but at least you should be considered.

[@dondiva531]

💯💯

[@alldecentnamestaken]

"Nope, not true" idk why but that line makes me LOL every time 😂

[@nolandowker]

“I just walked right on, no big deal, never seen a boat before in my life”😂😂😂

[@danieldeystar2213]

Plot twist... they were all illiterate, and “A” was the only letter they recognized.

[@squidward6780]

damn I didn’t get here quick enough, I just said that like 5 seconds ago. Oof

[@chowjappa6470]

That would be x....as that's how illiterate ppl sign, like all the kids that don't learn cursive lol

[@D_Marrenalv]

@@chowjappa6470 whooosh

[@joshuagoforth1658]

Oooh I like that

[@funnycrab5684]

I dont get it

[@jennytocool]

“They better kill me the first day or imma go buck wild on the whole operation “ 😂😂

[@user-vr7wg6qx8e]

Me 5 minutes before walking into the first day of school 😂

[@samrad6508]

*"okaaaaaay"*

[@samrad6508]

@Leo Dancor opawation

[@theruthmyster]

😂😂😂😂

[@mrhoffame]

I about died when he said that lol

[@dominiqueerwin]

"Never seen a boat in my life...just....walked right on... " That took me out🤣🥴

[@SophieTheBagel1984]

"How'd they catch him?". Years later and I'm still laughing.

[@Kalagamada]

A year ago when you posted this and said a year later you still laughing. Just checking if you are still laughing 😅