Key & Peele - Retired Military Specialist

A backwoods hunter returns to his cabin to find an old military acquaintance waiting for him with an important request.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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[@5987756]

What's really funny is that he was pretending like he sensed him without seeing him but his car was outside in plain sight at the end :)))

[@DocFamilia]

Great catch

[@benp2312]

and in the beggining

[@disorderrgv]

And also how he walks where the general would be directly in his view. Lol

[@navme]

however, he could have been a spy, assassin, or some other kind of agent.

[@Kinobambino]

Yonathan Berhanu that's makes this even more hilarious

[@ryancooper780]

This is every highschool kid that likes to pretend he knows karate.

[@cullenholloway8377]

Joins ROTC

[@locolopez75]

Hell yeah that was me

[@greentea5534]

Execpt that one guy who actually has gold medals for mixed martial arts competitions

[@unknown-rq9ce]

Or when they call themselves hackers

[@SuperPeterok]

@@greentea5534 Henry Cejudo

[@johnconstantine886]

Decker is so fast that he caught all the bullets with his body. Guy's a legend.

[@liranxs]

rofl

[@bot01020]

plot twist, the general was trying to not hit decker on purpose, but decker instead caught the bullets with his body because he is being too fast

[@arsonfly]

You're not gonna believe me, but I can do it too.

[@theone-tg4ey]

Just as planned

[@yutadharniarcenciel23]

And the last is his head.

[@IceCenders]

"‘Tis but a scratch.” "A scratch? Your arm’s off." "No, it isn’t."

[@tsedengalsanbaatar5162]

Oh you running away

[@IceCenders]

"I'll bite your legs off!"

[@ikbenvoetbal]

Chicken. Chicken!!

[@mystoneintheskies]

I've had worse

[@petrex1505]

You liar

[@pete72782]

you sly son of a bitch, you always knew how to push my buttons..lol

[@pete72782]

the little stuff like that make key and peele hilarious

[@ABN6565]

really???Who would of thought

[@zachpayne5306]

pete bathurst lmfaooooooooooo bruhh

[@WallyMocco]

lmao I say that shit to everybody

[@universexf6]

He guessed he could come out of retirement suddenly, haha.

[@macrons593]

When you're playing a badass character but fail every quick time event

[@steved0x]

CONSEQUENCES!

[@soulknight5330]

@@steved0x 👌

[@the_infinexos]

HAH

[@veerapandiyan1431]

🤣🤣

[@unknownuser8454]

aka when ur a pro but the events r literally impossible

[@Touhid]

Not only _John Wick_ , He trained _John Reese_ ( Person of interest) as well.

[@mattmumford430]

The most dangerous John's ever

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

Just dropping in to say, Person of Interest is a 10/10 show.

[@reanukeeves392]

@@mattmumford430 Yes, my cousin is a very dangerous man

[@phineas3016]

John Reese yes sir

[@teazqt812]

Love the nod to Terminator in that show. Numerous references. JC playing JCs Dads moniker... meta.

[@chrismcgarry3160]

2:55 "Shoot me in the shoulder! Come on, try and see what happens!" "BANG!" "Deflected... OWwwww!!" That part kills me every time 😄

[@waynefilkins8394]

same. Then I teared up even more at the gut shot lol. Nothing else makes me laugh like these guys' videos

[@nikito4ka]

Retired Fronthand Backhand Specialist.

[@AbhishekSubbaiah]

Hahahahaha

[@MarkanVaran7]

lololoololo

[@rishavmukherjee949]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheOneWhoEnforces]

I GOT IT! FRONTHAND!

[@becauseimbatman7240]

I would still hire Decker...as a shield.

[@sstanford1331]

@@therealweirdbeard7855 the only suicide bomber to come back😂😂

[@danielshim7550]

The avengers program? 🤣🤣🤣

[@hoangphuc8375]

because you're batman?

[@rodericklep2858]

but why?

[@srajmar3579]

You are one sly sonofabitch

[@alohacoach8002]

When i first saw this year's ago, this skit killed me so hard I could not catch my breath laughing.

[@larrywexner4163]

same. it still gets me after not seeing it for a while but i literally couldnt breath the first time.

[@ALIKN1-1]

After a decade and still killing me

[@iforgot87872]

@@ALIKN1-1and Decker

[@UNIQUEINSIGHTS-os6ei]

Absolutely!, even today i laughed so hard the only time i laughed as hard as this was when i watched it the first time..

[@24framedavinci13]

It's what am going through right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@EatSleepIceHockey]

Detroit Urban Survival Training learned his skills from this video

[@perrimacc2484]

Decker must be the victim of fronthand backhand

[@perrimacc2484]

Tyrrell Decker

[@andrewpark7314]

Andre Hill Deez nuts are the victim of front hand backhand on your chin

[@lollol-go3jk]

Andrew Park 👌

[@TheChosenMoose01]

Andrew Park but is it illegal?

[@heartwilliams8482]

Andre Hill so true

[@miclovesminzy]

Decker's real name is Eduardo when he was younger and in a gang.. he was the loco one

[@shamimaramannan375]

Ooohit all makes sense now

[@nikomontanascarface1793]

LOCO LOL GREW UP DECKER WAIT TIL I COUNT TO 3 LOL 😆 😂

[@gojosatoru1033]

But didnt he become a ghost because he died but never went into the light

[@miclovesminzy]

@@gojosatoru1033 that one is carlito.. more like the goofy or zanny one

[@gojosatoru1033]

@@miclovesminzy ofc he is..Who can be a better master at disguise than Decker in his old days

[@WONDERFUL99942]

“So the bullet is in between your hands right now?” “That’s what I’m tellin you” 😅😅😅😅

[@TheAfrilazeeq]

He even parked his car outside the house, man this is comedic at it's finest

[@SanchoDomingo_]

I love that he obviously saw his car, seen him in plain sight upon first entering the building & still acted like the dude was trynna be unsuspecting 😂

[@rizkyanandita8227]

Probably his car.

[@payiobasete6499]

​@@rizkyanandita8227 Nah ...you can clearly see the Gen getting into it at the end..

[@Katdancing]

Foreal he was sitting in the middle of the room lol

[@robertalbarda3266]

At the start the acting was impeccable you would think its from an actual Hollywood movie

[@M16xDr0pSh0tz]

+Robert Albarda that's because that scene has been played out over and over across action movies

[@MrSecretMansion]

+Bodybuilder X tru

[@grouzy3335]

+++

[@justice_1337]

Yeah it's pretty cliche.

[@wandererguy8914]

Like for real

[@itavi07]

0:53 "I'm not the man you knew during the Cold War." Such an underrated joke.

[@subrsubrr334]

Captain?

[@rvn4562]

@@subrsubrr334 it wasnt a conventional war that involved direct fighting

[@PantsofVance]

@@rvn4562 He was an operative. The entire genre of spy thrillers and books came about because of the cold war. Also there was plenty of direct fighting just not between the USSR and the USA, but their proxies whom they funded.

[@bloodyplebs]

What’s the joke

[@TheFlyingCougar]

@@bloodyplebs The joke is that the Cold War was not an actual war. The US and Soviet Union never actually fought each other militarily the Cold War is just a name given to a loosely defined period when there was a lot of political tension between the two and they both spied on each other a ton and financed competing regional interests in other countries.

[@jamesarias5708]

Went back to this skit after 2 years and I am still laughing out loud. You guys are crazy!!

[@edwardmordrake9811]

This is the man who trained John wick.... Unbelievable!

[@MehulSaxena081]

Johnny English actually..🤣🤣

[@greentea5534]

@@MehulSaxena081 true abahhahaa

[@bait5257]

@@MehulSaxena081 😂

[@jaskajokunen1245]

Nah that movie came in 2014 if I'm correct this came in 2012 so no :)

[@thevagabond3181]

I literally cannot believe it.

[@Rysperydon]

Aand disarmed.... ok.... XD

[@vincentpol]

+Captain Jack Sparrow DeflecteeeaaAAAAAWW

[@Anomaly1111]

+vincentpol hahahahaaha

[@hopefulagnostic336]

+vincentpol I knew I shouldn't have read this comment section while I was brushing my teeth.

[@25Daniel25100]

it looks like a James Harden euro step :D

[@canefan17]

Sawyer best part

[@funnyguru910]

How the detroit management self defense guys be when they think they can disarm someone with a gun...

[@Silentmass4751]

"Draw your weapon" and disarmed" 🤣🤣🤣 why am I still dying from this skit in 2021.

[@rurutherussian]

Just realized he said he wasn’t the man he used to be during the *_Cold War_* 😭😭😭

[@estecinotoyo2424]

Isaiah’s Bias 😂😂😂

[@mrslick8686]

Oh my god that makes so mush sense

[@RiggidyDiggidyRaw]

Like Rambo?

[@jeremybrown9611]

Bruhhh I fuckin' love this skit n just caught

[@racaldana1922]

He also said he made a vow never to kill another human being. That doesn't mean he ever killed anybody.

[@Nina-fc8ey]

Plot Twist at end: he actually caught all four bullets. He's just acting dead, his specialty. The next scene opens up with him opening his palm and revealing all 4 bullets

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

I mean, they made a sequel to this one, so... ay!

[@danilomurillo6312]

It was part of another op. We all knew he made lol

[@denversupermarket7484]

What’s the next one called?

[@danilomurillo6312]

Denversupermarket the other actual video? It must appear if you search commando and key/peele.

[@melzz]

He actually survived, because he is alive in the hologram episode

[@jackreynolds3465]

The fact that he appears in another skit means that he caught the headshot bullet!

[@hah6360]

which one?

[@jackreynolds3465]

@@hah6360 Titled "He wasn't ready for the hologram"

[@mello2238]

His deep and serious voice make it 10 times more funnier 😂😂😂

[@ABC-xp8bd]

"Headshot. Let's go. No wait a second" 😂😂😭😭😂😂

[@DocKaosBeats]

😂😂😂

[@8ncient1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NITROUSOXIDE921]

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[@LetMyPeopleG0]

Misquoted

[@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72]

Honestly underrated. That mess was funny as heck 😅😅

[@davids11131113]

Disarmed.....ok....

[@TheSasudomi]

davids11131113 I love how can they have poker face all the time

[@itzflinch4995]

TheSasudomi "How can they can" best English iv'e ever seen

[@itzflinch4995]

***** wasnt trying to be because i pointed out he said that and who the fuck is gonna read your little lecture that is more interesting than your life

[@benexton123]

***** your* supposed*. I'm not trying to be a 'Grammar Nazi'; I am the 'Grammar Nazi'

[@prot2212]

Ben Exton You can't be a Grammar Nazi and edit your comments, bitch.

[@saucemeboi9744]

0:37 Key's holding his laugh real smooth. what a pro

[@Unknown_Ooh]

Whoever did the costumes and wigs for these sketches didnt earn enough they are always on point with each sketch to portray the right character and cant be easy when its always the same two actors

[@DanteYewToob]

When he said; "Caught it... _Hnnnnnnnnnhgh..._ " I laughed so hard I started to make that exact noise! Hahah That dude has commitment.

[@arthurglover2005]

Lol..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr4rrrrrrggggghhhhhhh... ..lol

[@sonuchauhan-ne3cj]

I did too and after reading your comment, i made that noice again.

[@anakinskywalker3672]

777 likes? Let me ruin that real quick

[@chideverett9580]

I can’t believe u were able to spell that. Impressive

[@lilfacedasix7656]

I love that part!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@alcindo7323]

"i guess I could come out of retirement" xD

[@kristinwolf1165]

Alcindo no. No need😂😂

[@alcindo7323]

Down with the bloody red queen one of my fav skits from this guys. "Proud thug" and "Biiiitttch" are up there. 😅🥇💯

[@kristinwolf1165]

Alcindo I'm obsessed with these guys. Manly tears, front hand back hand, airplane turbulence are just a few😂😂😂

[@alcindo7323]

haha yeaahhh Manly tears got to be the one that made me laugh so much😂🤙

[@steviesteve504]

"you sly son of a bitch"

[@swampkid8]

"So ur tellin me that the bullet is in between your hands right now?" "That's what (voice cracks) im tellin you"

[@the_atomic_kebab]

Crawling out of the house: "That's all what you've got? C'mon, headshot!" 😂

[@herpardra93]

"That was because my other arm was already injured." 😂

[@tyea1002]

Jimenez would have made it work.1

[@monkkenyon2539]

"You sly son of a btich, you've always knew how to push my buttons. I'm in"

[@jeremysiron9622]

Monk Kenyon best line in the sketch

[@monkkenyon2539]

@@jeremysiron9622 yeah, classic.

[@Joe9000]

Yeah 😅😅

[@PrinceJes]

My favorite line was when he said, "Alright, I'll do it."

[@MushookieMan]

"You son of a bitch, I'm in." -Morty Smith

[@tomgio1]

Watching this again after a few years…new favorite part is Key absolutely telegraphing his slap move - takes him 3 seconds as he winds up his whole arm - and still nails Peele like it was a surprise.😅

[@treverloyaltyanderson6501]

“ your getting pretty quickand disarm… ok,… heh I don’t need to take ur weapon “ 😂😂😂

[@starwarshq]

DEFLECTED!

[@ThatKiwiDudeTV]

CAUGHT!

[@micvra1290]

DeflecHAAAAAMM

[@christopherphillips5886]

AHAHAHAH!!! MY FAVORITE SHIT!

[@stephanzoes8010]

lol

[@mizzsin9505]

1000th like

[@starwarshq]

This is one of my favorite skits from Key and Peele. DEFLECTED!

[@mr.mercury3424]

STAR WARS

[@juhojalonen3046]

That was because my other arm was already injured.

[@The.Golden.Door.]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ANDREWSAMY562]

Mine is definitely the "trying not laugh when your friend is crying" one

[@davidtsmith33]

Yeah that is so funny. And the expressions are to die for. haha

[@jairusphelimobrenosantos6400]

The first part of their conversation takes me back to Gameboy days of Metal Gear Solid, when Snake was reluctant to accept Campbell's offer of returning to Outer Heaven to destroy GLF and Metal Gear.

[@MartinisnOlives]

They’re both brilliant, but when Jordan is in a role I can’t see Jordan anymore. He’s completely immersed. I love watching him.

[@weasel1053]

The modern day equivalent of Monty Python's Black Knight.

[@javedalisolangi3088]

Yeah, pretty sure, but neverthless 'none shall pass' 😂

[@jajupa78]

Damn I luv that movie. The French guy gets me every time then I can't stop doing the damn accent for days.

[@dustinLenn]

It’s a flesh wound

[@isaackim7675]

Decker just didn’t have his idiom on

[@twns1076]

weasel1053 So true

[@ugottabefresh9437]

2:38 "You're getting pretty quick - disarmed - ok. "

[@gooberstein4166]

U gotta be fresh “Disarmed...”😂😂😂

[@machie1910]

420

[@machie1910]

handsome jack 5

[@leonroberts3051]

LMAOOOOO 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leonroberts3051]

"GUT SHOT GOO!!!" *BANG "GOT IT!! UHHHHHHMMMMMM!!!"

[@HumbleHurricane]

This is not only hilarious and brilliant, but the production value on this one in particular is spectacular.

[@DGrae]

What’s funny is “I’m not the man you knew during the Cold War” The Cold War did not involve any actual combat 😂

[@Ginobuto]

😂😂😂

[@stormanimations5422]

he was referring to when he was a spy.

[@Artavios]

Bro there was ALOT of combat in the cold war. Perhaps more than any other war. It was just all proxy wars. Ever heard of Afghanistan or Vietnam? Korea? The gulf war?

[@DGrae]

@@Artavios lol bro… it’s comedy. His reference was obviously as though he did a lot of combat during the Cold War itself. The Cold War was between the United States and Russia 😊 not Vietnam and all of that

[@ststst981]

@@Artavios lol "proxy war" meant the USSR actually helped the regions to improve their infrastructure and the USA funding and training militant extremists

[@jasonfasthorse8939]

anybody come back to this video after seeing the new one

[@nkosilindilendlovu]

Me

[@rutetembe5748]

Me

[@unleashedrider4309]

New one was grabage

[@Broseftoast]

Yep lol. Had to see the headshot.

[@g_r_s4532]

jason fasthorse me

[@howiethao277]

This is how the military gets rid of their more dangerous veterans. With reverse psychology 🤣

[@morio9284]

*veterenarians

[@gurpalkahlon6008]

Pulzar what

[@morio9284]

@@gurpalkahlon6008 joke

[@alrush34]

All veterans are dangerous and need to be euthanized. It's so stupid to keep these murderers around after they're out of the government's control.

[@samchen9951]

Vegetarians

[@pilotxaq]

Years later I'm rewatching this, have watched many times and every single time it's just too funny. The cool and confident way Decker speaks just puts it over the top . Comedy gold 🎉🎉🤣🤣💀💀

[@ardalthebestttt]

i watched this 10 times, all times i was laughing my belly off. hilarious AF

[@RRR_17]

The second "Disarmed" attempt is hilarious 🤣

[@dominiquejones3805]

U know what I don't need your weapon

[@picasso9887]

“And disarmed ok”

[@humanitylimited2236]

He wouldn’t last 30 mins 😂

[@rudyfrancisco6136]

Who’s here after the “ He wasn’t ready for the hologram” upload ?

[@rutetembe5748]

Me

[@MOJOJOJOSALIGUMBA]

👍😂

[@furisake1637]

Me

[@paulpierce956]

I was wondering when you'd make a reference on a post to a post I've already watched...

[@josiahe1828]

Me 👋🏾

[@dracn7785]

Is that the guy from Detroit Urban Survival Training?

[@robertcumberland3073]

One of my favorite skits they ever did hands down

[@Stevo935]

They need to make a Decker prequel.

[@MultiXing]

+Stevo935 It is called "Afghanistan Military Project". It has Decker in it.

[@MovieHound17]

+Stevo935 no jordan and eric should make a cheesy decker season lol...with Key as teh bad guy at teh end lol.

[@necroleak]

Well, there won't be a sequel that's for sure.

[@skribesolo9996]

+Stevo935 or maybe a prequel sequel, to see what he was like in the field

[@DefenestratedMessiah]

+entersky I'm pretty sure they already made a sequel, since this.

[@_liquid_smoke_2839]

Gut Shot GO! Caught it. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@ImGrayFoxx]

Lololol love that part!

[@boosterseat740]

U-u caught the bullet?!

[@Harry-th9wl]

You- you caught the bullet.

[@yungdreamer100]

That part was just too funny. That part is on replay

[@patrickday4206]

Key and peele are the only sketches that I can always give a thumbs up before even watching them!!!!!

[@hyp0m4nia]

come back to this every year without fail

[@Filipino_Introvert]

If you find a cabin in the woods, always expect a retired military specialist

[@RedGhoulAnimation]

Either that or an old lady who actually turns out to be a witch

[@komickid833]

@@RedGhoulAnimation how about both

[@RedGhoulAnimation]

@@komickid833 that’s fair

[@PSYCHODOOD]

@@komickid833 a retired military specialist in witchcraft... now that is something!

[@jonathanromero1753]

@@PSYCHODOOD😈

[@Wynton25]

He slapped him with 100% confidence lmfao

[@SuperPeterok]

Key and Peele invented Power Slap

[@ThinManOneTwelve]

What I find most impressive is, he really did catch the bullet: In his chest. 3:28

[@padyatra7]

Anytime I come back to watch it, it is still hilarious. 😂

[@theM4R4T]

It's funny how he was playing hard to get

[@savageprince9829]

these nuts were playing on your chin

[@theM4R4T]

Savage Prince98​ ??

[@ivoxvxi7482]

+Marat you haven't watched enough key & peele

[@theM4R4T]

Navibreath indeed. Must watch more

[@haulian2468]

+Navibreath Ive watched ALL their skits and Im mad ☹️ They need to make more

[@Eghenosakhare]

"Headshot! Let's go. I'm ready!... Wait, one second though." LOOOL!

[@eggimage]

Nosa L. Igbinedion i like how he just walks straight out of the car upon hearing “headshot” lol

[@DEEBOYGR8]

Nosa L. Igbinedion -I read this as it happened 😂😂😂

[@lonelyboy9380]

Been a K&P fan for years, must've watched this like 50 times. Only today I decided to do weekend K&P marathon using my headset & realized that every time there's a hype music just right til the moment he messed up. So friggin funny.😂😂😂

[@aze77]

This one is one of my favorites. This was a plot for many action movies from the 80s.

[@demolitionman8276]

Can we just take a minute here to appreciate the genius of key and peele...

[@AotearoaChef]

+Demolition Man I am surprised there are no comments to the one I just posted, this seems like a homage to Monty Python's famous Black Knight sketch.

[@demolitionman8276]

+TheHurricaneJedi haha true

[@jwvandegronden]

are you sure? I mean, I do think Dave Chapelle together with Louis CK are the best comedians out there at the moment. But I have never heard his name in relation to Key and Peele. But the common denominator with them all is their humongous observational skills so it would fit...

[@miltonthornton2770]

Demolition Man ABSOLUTELY

[@TheWabik]

The idea of that sketch was made far time ago by Monthy Python with black knight from Holy Grail movie, nothing genius in here, just coping old famous ideas

[@quedawgg]

"Gut shot, go!!! CAUGHT IT, huhhhhh!!!" Ive watched 1000 times, i cried laughing 1000 times

[@jeremybrown9611]

It never get's old and nostalgia kicks in from watching those 80's and 90's movies!

[@keicoamaya6977]

How many lifes you got

[@TheDallasRealEstateChannel]

This is the sketch that sold me on Key and Peele. Laughing out loud is one thing. But cry laughing is comedy on another level🤌🏾

[@evingrindle1929]

Decker: "Aaaand disarmed" *slowly lunges for gun* Me: 😂😂😂

[@stevengonzalez8683]

"grab my hand" *grabs hand* "wait till i count till 3" lmfao

[@judgement1879]

"Gut shot, go!" *GUNSHOT* "Caught it... nnnnnnnnnnnng" HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN, GOOD STUFF!

[@Kronos0999]

You watched the video too?

[@spicymilk491]

Lost it at that.

[@jmcdade3740]

The suspenseful music stops every time he show his skills. The amazing skills of Decker can “deflect” sound!!

[@Nandhu711]

Those small pauses in background music makes it much more funnier😂😂💥Epic sketch..!!

[@Ricenoodles888]

i mean technically he did catch the bullet... just in his gut

[@bait5257]

😂

[@tylersutherlan2110]

Damn. You’re so smart.

[@jarvishong45]

yeah, literally caught

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Sr Officer: "So, did he give you any recommendations?" Key: "Nope but he asked me to shoot him in the head." Sr Officer: "And?" Key: "I shot him in the head." Sr Officer: "Oh well, at least it was worth a shot."

[@ashrambeats]

You tried

[@rachelquaye-asamoah5386]

Ashcool lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pengenmodernia6990]

Ashcool it was a win-win situation for him anyways (i know, 2edgy4me)

[@rogerpuzzitiello5175]

That's some clever word play, my friend. Well done.

[@kakoproductions7082]

Ashcool ba da bing

[@moncreebrown948]

No matter how many times I watch this, it's still so freaking hilarious. "Didn't have my adrenaline up because this isn't an actual high stakes situation." 😂😂😂😂

[@oscardanielgonzalez2868]

This is basically if every Steven Seagal film ever was realistic

[@brandon9638]

Retired Military Specialist: Also known as the E4 that kept re-enlisting but never had enough points for a promotion.

[@bigmattman2005]

Brandon Dorsey Haha, and since when does an E-4 report directly to a General for field missions? A General has no time for him.

[@cpK054L]

Brandon Dorsey Army E-4 : Specialist. I lol'd

[@davidm1774]

phillyslasher you basically just described me on a daily basis! Def E4 Mafia

[@DrakeVagabond]

It's a real movie up until 1:18

[@TheAjh1234]

***** It's not shooter. There are a lot of differences in that and that in the first 1:18, no mention of a president and they talk about the cold war. Bob Lee Swager was not in the cold war.

[@ralphsantaniello6517]

***** Rambo anyone?

[@thanman11]

Ralph Santaniello no. commando.

[@GrahamBarth]

I'm pretty sure it was Mean Girls.

[@MotoTwitch]

clearly its pokemon

[@scottcoleman2160]

This was related to the D.U.S.T. guy video and it was spot on.

[@oliverhakim414]

3:14 ‘tis but a scratch

[@grailph]

I'm tied between this and the "Killing an African Warlord" sketch as their funniest

[@rodrigocruz4194]

nooooo the funniest is the "geordina and "something" and satan" that one is just awsome 😂😂

[@dsluggg]

Magician cop was one of the best too

[@grailph]

+Diego Ladron oh yeah, that was hilarious too hahaha!!

[@GeoffreyMureithi]

Try the rap battle one, or the hiphop confessions

[@grailph]

the hiphop confessions was an excellent sketch. he was clearly the killer :)

[@absolutetuber]

I watched this after "front hand back hand" made me laugh extra hard when he slapped him

[@nunobranquinho7072]

absolutetuber same Ahaha

[@shafililfrist7756]

sameeee

[@MultiSahaji]

Never tell me the odds, me too

[@ooogelato]

Bro same

[@draconic1802]

Same

[@dotunmakun]

This remains their best-ever skit for me 😂😂😂

[@andrewvoros4037]

A couple of these skits have blown me away, but not most of them. At the same time, the production value of these episodes are amazing.

[@wolger]

Yes. Even this I I haven’t seen before. They both are legends lol

[@owenhale8936]

"Caught it! Mmmmmmmmnh!"

[@goddontgotohell426]

Owen Hale 😅😅😅😅😅"so u caught the bullet"?, "that's what i'm telling you"!..........#😂😂😂😂😂

[@stonecat676]

I swear to god this vid made my guts feel like they were shot.

[@HERFAVHORSIII]

GoD don't go to Hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donovanhuffine2983]

“I made a vow to never kill another human being” during the cold war😂😂

[@therowan8704]

What's so funny about that?

[@kamaripeart1768]

Rowan LaSalle in the cold war American and Russia never directly fought

[@therowan8704]

Kamari Peart doesnt mean he wouldn't of killed people in say, vietnam, Korea, Rhodesia, and various other proxy wars,and campaigns.

[@technokokos]

Rowan LaSalle +1. Comments like OP and the amount of likes on it makes me wonder how dumb people actually can be.

[@romeolor5328]

Rowan LaSalle there was no fighting in the Cold War

[@mulletover3832]

This is a hilarious and brilliant melding of the opening scenes from "First Blood II" and "Rambo."

[@amithbhagat]

It doesn't get old no matter how many times I watch it 😂

[@babyyaoo8916]

As soon as he wasn’t needed he was ready for the job lmao

[@DarceVader89]

Female arousal in the dating world

[@mikeoxmaul9386]

Never underestimate the power of the male ego

[@nicolem6657]

is that not how it works?

[@wilsonteixeira2338]

@@nicolem6657 🚯🏧🚱🚱🏧

[@longjohndiccweed5029]

Good job you actually figured it out dumb ass.

[@reyrey2858]

I died laughing when he was trying to take away the gun XDD

[@nelsonc433]

Disarmed

[@naijaboygangsta]

*"Disarmed... ok"*

[@jeremybrown9611]

The Gut Shot sealed the deal for me!

[@reginaldwilliams6551]

jeremy brown fuckin hilarious right

[@jaymack4367]

ME TOO

[@thebigoaktree8401]

The way he returned home, gear packed haphazardly, sleeping roll banging against the back of his legs, the cut off sleeves, the long grey hair denoting “Master Level” status as if in an old Kung Fu movie… so many funny things here. “Try and wing me in the shoulder!” 😅😅

[@saadkiremye770]

I don't think I have ever watched anything funnier, got me in tears 😂😂😂

[@hankramo1196]

OMG this is too much I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@questsoftheqodeshim4593]

deflecteeeeeeoooooOOWWWWWWW

[@pengyuhao5807]

Hani Rahmo j

[@Redrumm]

This skit still has me in tears 4 years later 🤣😂😅

[@4luv777]

I'm dead so dead

[@noumman]

me too

[@yayarea5109]

when he acted like catching the bullet with his hands ...damn near lost it

[@abdiaden907]

YAYarea 510 b

[@jenniferflores1472]

I just want to know many years he's walked into his cabin saying the same line until someone finally showed up

[@thomasmoore8794]

The way the music keeps restarting and you keep thinking the action is really about to begin! I kind of kept falling for it!

[@reslaega6134]

Yup the music is the who make me dying