Hipsters Ruin EVERYTHING! - Chris Porter: A Man From Kansas

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[@HeavyDirtySoulz]

Chris is seriously one of the best comics, dude hits issues right on the head and roasts the hell out of people. Love that shiz.

[@Sychonut]

It's past time for Chris to blow up and get some serious recognition in the comedy world.

[@tomvoo75]

Hipsters do suck!

[@barrylee6100]

I take my own Heinz ketchup out to eat in case....same goes for Sweet Baby Rays' bbq sauce.

[@paulcross149]

Can’t get a normal pint in a pub either, hipsters have taken over, got rid of the Guinness and replaced it with chocolate and cinnamon craft lager😠

[@Espressoqueen9894]

BOO!!!!! Lager is gay!!!!

[@fjordking]

god I hate IPA like drinking a stale pine cone

[@FAITHandLOGIC]

G-E-O-F-F 😂😂😂😂

[@user-ln6hh3cu6y]

This bit was the inspiration for The Menu

[@mikemcbride9631]

He's the man very funny

[@passingby4547]

A shame he dont have so much content... Ive watched his stuff years ago.. Now it aint much.. Him, mark Normand, sam Morrill, anthony jeselnik.... I mau have spelled some names wrong. But you know what i mean

[@ADarkMindsArt]

I would like another radiohead album

[@benwillard6751]

Great skit!

[@NobodyUR]

Don't think I've ever bought Heinz ketchup 🤣 I guess you better B.Y.O.K When ya come over lol

[@typeonegative24314]

I buy everything I can of Chris Porter. He's that great. Sadly.... I prefer Hunts over Heinz ketchup. Heinz is to sugary for me

[@drosophilamelanogaster3957]

You aioli.

[@KingSausage74]

Tbh my favorite ketchup is Red Gold.

[@samuelnakai1804]

Not half bad. But I still reach for Heinz.

[@jonathanmette8348]

The only thing I disagree with is the cheese. I don’t want American cheese on my cheeseburger. Give me cheddar.

[@jeffmullins1286]

Fuck he is fine

[@phly007]

Dude, this guy somehow got handsome

[@adammorris3175]

Garlic aioli is good for some stuff. But now I’m just gonna think I’m an asshole. 😂

[@FrostSoul-qs6kq]

Hipster : Does this come with a KEENVAAH salad ? do you have any ROOBARB pie ? is this meat come from a free range animal that lived a happy life ? say do you have a insta account ? I'm gonna review this place with a 1 star , sorry not sorry ... , I came to this country expecting a little AUTHENCITY , I expect FINE DINING ATLEAST as the bare minimum . Me : Well we could put the boots to you medium style ? kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5ivnaSDZ9VkZ6M Yeah that ...

[@mikejolly3554]

I got that great value katzup all day MF!!!! 😂

[@BlehShit4Eva]

I thought he was the voice for Chris Griffin family guy .

[@jgzero18]

That’s Seth Green

[@reidchandler6486]

F hunt's ketchup for real tho

[@colt1815]

I'll take just about any brand of ketchup over hunts.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

My world is shattered. By voice I always pictured Chris as one of those sorta fat but still moves good kind of dudes. The kind that can work on a car but need to stop to sit in front of a fan with a bottle of soda about every fifteen minutes.

[@jefferyparker5622]

Cheap friends who don't want to admit they're broke so they just get some cheap ketchup that says catsup. Hey, I think this condiment should be over in the pet department with the cat food, because it begins with Cat. Don't bring that cat food condiment out when your friends come over. They probably don't have cat's and it's likely they're going to be offended, but not tell you.

[@MrGreenkoala81]

It's funny considering he dresses like one. 🤷

[@seanmadison6360]

He's complaining about hipsters while being dressed from head to toe as a middle-aged hipster. Complete with skinny jeans and unnecessary glasses.

[@ThePlaySpace-CurtainCall]

Dude, I think you're funny, but it's ketchup, not sushi. It all tastes the same. That's like bitching that someone doesn't have name brand salt.

[@mikeoley13]

The only way you can fuck up ketchup is if you get unsalted ketchup . I dunno what that shit is, but it’s not ketchup.

[@petermachiela5441]

One broke mofo here 😂