Chris Porter - Verlander & Sons - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

A night out on the town turns into a star-studded event at Chris Porter's parents' house when he invites Mumford & Sons, Justin Verlander and other members of the Detroit Tigers to play beer pong.
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[@Jnor116]

Chris Porter is a very nice person. I saw him at the improv in Puttsburgh. He showed up at the restaurant across the street afterwards and hung out with the group I was with. He paid for our meal and drinks and was just fun to hang around.

[@nathanjones6421]

This guy is way underrated and has been hilarious ever since he was on whatever that comedy competition was.

[@daraobannon9904]

This may be my favorite story yet, and this guy's delivery absolutely makes it perfect.

[@imperallady]

I KNOW IT WAS IMMACULATE 😂😂😂😂😂I come to hear this one often!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@nospam3327]

"So they had to pretend like it was the playoffs... and watch." Hahaha, burn!!

[@TheSeeohhdee]

ive loved this guy ever since his special. great delivery. sometimes you want a hostile comic just barking common sense at you.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

im with you Theseeohhdee. ugly and angry is one of my favorite standups of all time. tooo funny. i have probably watched it 15 times

[@730kf]

@TheSeeohhdee SO perfectly summed up.

[@jasonwadkins7410]

Chris Porter is great. About time for a new special.

[@noone4474]

Jason Wadkins I know man.

[@TheSeeohhdee]

Jason Wadkins to quote chris porter, "...'A'RIGHT?!"

[@rspigner8705]

He has a new CD available and it is really good.. Lost and Alone

[@jacquelinesandoval8554]

Yeah Chris Porter is pretty funny. Made me smile and laugh throughout the video

[@tjgordon5]

I'm releasing one in 2 months punk. Doesn't matter. You won't believe this anyway

[@tallahassee260]

"Sorry ya fly private, ya payin for ma shittt" lmaooo

[@brandonrichard3634]

“Is that fucking Justin Verlander?” Gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@ronishawortham4110]

I've heard this story 3x and I still laugh hysterically

[@imperallady]

I swear 😂 I come here often. I wish I could see a picture of his dad and sister. Picturing them would make me laugh more I'm sure. Just to put faces to the tale😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@numberrunner3133]

..lmfao....this the type of random story that makes you realize you ain't living life.

[@---bs8dp]

Number Runner ah no shet. all I ever did was awake my parents to a paintball game in the back yard, and fifteen cops showing up to a noise complain because me and my buds decided that drunken skinny dipping at two AM was a good idea.

[@drillbitt4426]

Livin like larry

[@free_free_time]

AMEN

[@utopia4056]

My old manager got his ass beat by DMB cuz they were on his car and he goes "hey fucker" and they beat his ass😂

[@Patrickdaawsome]

Luckily I've been in those situations, unluckily a poor string of choices get you there often enough

[@sicksmiley]

Automatically upvote anything with Chris Porter

[@noco6799]

He definitely needs a Netflix special. " You Shittin Me ".

[@imperallady]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😀😄😀ABSOLUTELY CTFU pick a coffee and an Italian name and MOOOOOVEeTO THE LEFT😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theafroassassin2535]

Ampersand Sons!!

[@El_Chompo]

Also known as the banjo boys

[@reggieoverton4437]

I discovered this last week, NAW ALGORITHMS DISCOVERED, ME... THERE ARE TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!! ROY JR. IS THE MAN...

[@dangermouse9494]

His delivery is on point and the emphasis is great.

[@blinkth3dog]

Omg he burned my tigers good with that weed joke

[@verstumfung43]

Yeah it was a good burn...hurtful to us Tigers fans, but good!

[@dougk7883]

Same here I can’t blame him though my hometown gives away a free 6 piece nugget to anyone with the app when they get 6 runs

[@LT1]

Well depending on when this story took place, the tigers could have been very good and the royals very bad, and both teams suck now so...

[@retard6477]

Blink th3Dog I wish to upvote your remark, however, you currently sit at 69 likes..

[@Slattery777]

Chris porter is so slept on.

[@EMNstar]

This is a surprisingly wholesome story

[@CalvinHikes]

This is the best of this line of Comedy stories. The first time I heard the story I almost herniated a disc. It's both cool and hilarious.

[@paleamigo8575]

🤣 Chris is a great story teller with exceptional delivery and timing.🤣👍

[@Qurisx]

Holy shit! I love Chris porter! Haven't seen his stand up in years!

[@abdaniel487]

The dude is hilarious! I got real excited when I saw his name on this one. I guess he's got a new special on Hulu...?

[@marley1995]

Dude I seen em at the comedy store earlier this year, dudes funny

[@ArmyofBulldogsProductions413]

He's taping a special in Denver next month !

[@dafnenavarro3598]

Christopher Borelli he has the greatest energy

[@Mathias3710]

As a Detroiter, you made me laugh so hard at this. 6:10

[@misslawless6021]

Yuuuuup

[@BrandonDubsComedy]

I met him in person, one of the greatest dudes I’ve ever met! Super down to earth guy, would definitely love to meet this guy again

[@zachtarbell4238]

That's awesome man! Would love to meet this guy!

[@larsvanbarbecue8654]

I love this guy, haven't seen much of him since he had a Netflix special a while back. Looks so different with the short hair!

[@noone4474]

Lars VanBarbecue "fucking Wonka me" 😂😂

[@mattmatt222333]

ya dude he looks younger here than in his special

[@spaceo8568]

He's a great story teller. Definitely would love to see a new special. I've seen all the ones he has.

[@subus3000]

Anyone else pissed that Netflix took off his special?

[@avrilraven5499]

This was on netflix?? Oh come on. Netflix is buzzkillington.

[@tophan5146]

why would they do that?

[@DerekScottBland]

I never knew it was on Netflix. For the past year "Screaming at the Cosmos" and "Ugly & Angry" have been on Amazon Prime.

[@RickyHadou]

They did, but they moved it to Hulu

[@jberczi6]

I'm all ugly and angry about it

[@cheebone3152]

I discovered him the other night on Netflix. I WILL see him if he ever comes to a city near me.

[@chaoticboots2574]

I fucking love Chris Porter, get this man another fuckin special

[@aburrimiento2]

Can't wait for his next special, so glad to see he's actively working on new stuff.

[@jamesCam69]

Literally just left his show in Dayton Ohio, and he was such a great show!!! We laughed the whole time!!!

[@marinated_in_cured]

One of the best stories on this show

[@nathanjones6421]

And one of the shortest. Porter uses few words but uses them well!

[@YooDabbaDabbaSquad]

That was one of the best ones in awhile😂😂

[@WhooppeeKat]

Watched Chris Porter's show tonight in Tulsa. I'd seen some of his material before on KZbin, but to see his show in person is what stand-up comedy is all about. He is original and hilarious - one of the best I've seen in a long, long time. Truly gifted. And a really cool guy, too.

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

That never gets old. It is one of my all-time favorite stories.

[@csonkafan39]

This is one of my favorite bits - one of the best and yet somewhat unknown comics.

[@DanMonio]

Chris porter needs more recognition

[@dr.curiousinsearch4knowled898]

Moral of the story; A little adoration and respect will lift up a man's spirit instantly..

[@johnroper1197]

A very underrated comic

[@kevinkev417]

Chris Porter is the man!

[@keithb9460]

0:58

[@gorrillawarfair]

Keith Yves Batislaong thnx again!

[@brennalynnn]

*THE INTENSITY OF THIS MAN*

[@Jason-iu2ne]

I fucking love this. I am wasted and laughing my ass off.

[@tacotacotington3638]

One of the best stories ever

[@crispycheerios453]

If he knows who Justin verlander is that means he knows...KATE UPTON

[@yassel54659]

One of the best stories ever. 😂

[@1922ls]

This dude is comedy

[@melissabrown800]

I truly enjoy him

[@FastasFox35]

Just found this guy a couple of days ago here on KZbin. Thoroughly enjoy his jokes for sure!

[@ARS3NIC3]

This is the best one in quite some time!

[@u3r2nozy]

I love his new look! Hes transformed!!

[@audrey000]

Hilarious😂 Chris Porter we love you!!❤ KC misses you😍😍😍😍😍

[@mushroom6707]

AUDREY H no idea who he is but I saw KC and I had to click. Hey fellow Kansas Citian!

[@audrey000]

Mush Room Hey, hey!😘

[@robertcowan7610]

I'm retired young from the U.S. Army due to combat wounds where I served as both a nurse and as a combat medic with both a Recon unit and as a member of a small Special Operations team in Iraq between 03-05. I'm not too old but I'm not exactly 20 anymore either. I'm hip as they come though and I'm very young looking and handsome. ( Not being vain just being honest). I had a 27 year old Internet model who was SO very hot, Latina, and totally with it chase me and I went out with her a few times. I blew her mind when I sang Texarkana by R.E.M at full voice once and I could have her in tears and gasping for breath with my joking etc and I also had her holding her ribs and laughing hysterically when I turned her on to Chris Porter and to Christopher Titus as well. 😆!

[@MGP_2024]

@comedy Central . Please continue this show. This show is the good stuff

[@drums333]

Saw him last month and was awesome. Met him after when he was selling merchandise and he was the nicest person.

[@natasharad5973]

Anyone notice how they ALWAYS have the person least impressed right behind them..haha

[@joannbowden6220]

I'm starting to wonder if this is the kid I gave up for adoption when I was 16. He acts just like me, thinks just like me, has stories just like me! 😂😂😂

[@morgancahill5021]

I was adopted, am just like Chris, maybe you're my mom, any chance you're from Wisconsin?

[@Jaysus777Live]

chris is so damn good, i need to see him live

[@bubblybuttons3042]

My favorite comedian of all time, this story is hilarious

[@yaipr12pr40]

i remember him w the fro back in the day . hes was pretty funny in last comic standin

[@jasonchilders6850]

Chris is the best!!

[@nmrizig]

"Mashit" LMFAO

[@Yzjoshuwave]

Hahaha! It was pretty funny throughout, but he really wrapped it up well.

[@Rozzado]

Was it Chris who does the voice for Mr. Garrison this whole time? 🤣🤣😭

[@markrebel523]

Had no idea he was from kansas city "Aint no fuckin way shes an actress" ...perfect

[@confectortyrannis275]

freakin love this guy lmao

[@2baddable]

This was hilarious

[@mmeyers76]

One of the best ones for sure.

[@poodleriffic]

Chris Porter’s new special “There’s no money in babies” is hilarious. Totally worth the time.

[@1evol909]

Lmfao.. That's too fuckin awesome

[@2azz539]

This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet. Dudes fucking hilarious!!

[@robertcowan7610]

And Sons come with me... 😆!

[@Rudy_Riot]

Chris porter is freakin hilarious

[@bradlyons899]

This story is awesome!

[@VinoSong]

Love his Taco Bell bit!

[@oldrrocr]

That was great!

[@heathermarble7916]

That's gotta be the best one yet.

[@MuboProjects]

wow, Chris cleans up really nice...

[@JMOP1715]

OMG! FINALLY. HE'S AMAZING

[@RealAnthonyJones]

I watched ugly and angry 3 or 4 times each time it was hilarious.

[@geecollins4915]

I love Chris Porter!!!!!😂🤣👍🏾❤️

[@marcharrison9847]

Ye this guys stories one of the top

[@devinscott447]

This one was great

[@crazybob94]

Dude Chris I hope you come out with a new special!

[@daviddivad2155]

I always imagined that Chris Porter looked like Jack Black with long hair. One of my favorite comedians.

[@mohibr2933]

starts 1:04

[@martinng370]

Moh Ibr had to scroll way too much for this

[@noahomen]

hahahaha this one was amazing

[@chrisp2481]

he repeatedly Nails great punchline throughout the entire story

[@keydaniels]

Big fan! Rooting for him to catch that big break!

[@antv8250]

That postseason joke lmao.

[@austinhall3937]

This dude is fucking gold. Why have I not seen this yet???? KZbin algorithm failed again

[@kimbabishop7202]

Omg he's so funny😂

[@HalfBit360]

As a tigers fan, I’m even more of a fan.

[@TheHumbleLOUD]

Its been about 5 months since any new stuff from this show has been posted & i'm having a hard time with that lol

[@AudaciousAmber]

mr.porter you are awesome

[@MariusRiley]

: Chris Porter should be headlining absolutely everygoddamnwhere.

[@mfs2736]

That was so funny. I'm glad I'm here before 500k . Lol

[@happyhobo2217]

Kansas City!

[@MrSteve-hy9yo]

That was a pretty good one.

[@yb3604]

that was great