Comey Takes the Stand (But Leaves the Juicy Details Behind): The Daily Show

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The Daily Show

The Daily Show

7 жыл бұрын

During James Comey's first open Senate hearing since being fired as director of the FBI, he details his inappropriate meetings with President Trump.
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@s.bakyhnh1756
@s.bakyhnh1756 7 жыл бұрын
"Covfefe! The Musical", starring Trevor Noah as Donald Trump and Lin-Manuel Miranda as James Comey.
@Justmeandme151
@Justmeandme151 7 жыл бұрын
S. Bakyhnh 😂😂😂
@kaitlyncarroll3314
@kaitlyncarroll3314 7 жыл бұрын
S. Bakyhnh YES
@thomasgriffith9769
@thomasgriffith9769 7 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT!!!😄
@onenerd9573
@onenerd9573 7 жыл бұрын
That would be amazing. XD
@ArBob-xr6mw
@ArBob-xr6mw 7 жыл бұрын
I want the Disney version.
@garrygrewal149
@garrygrewal149 7 жыл бұрын
The hip hop session in the end was hilarious
@SphiwembheleJr
@SphiwembheleJr 7 жыл бұрын
LOl, I actually repeated it twice already !!!! Trevor is too good
@ahmed-bi4yb
@ahmed-bi4yb 7 жыл бұрын
gunmeet grewal this is the 6th time i am watching😂😂
@Dr.HouseMD
@Dr.HouseMD 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. Trevor is really growing into his own character and finding his niche. Nice job.
@barbas5588
@barbas5588 7 жыл бұрын
Every time they talked about the closed session it felt like you had to order it on Pay Per View.
@brightlight7217
@brightlight7217 7 жыл бұрын
barbas5588 .me too. unfortunately.
@aseanheng
@aseanheng 7 жыл бұрын
C'mon, it's just 9.99
@ruirodtube
@ruirodtube 7 жыл бұрын
It's a nice house you have here. I HOPE nothing happens to it. - The mob I expect loyalty. I HOPE you can let Flynn go. - The gangster in chief.
@scp--297
@scp--297 7 жыл бұрын
ruirodtube XD
@awesomeguy9573
@awesomeguy9573 7 жыл бұрын
ruirodtube Liar* in chief
@eamonnprunty
@eamonnprunty 7 жыл бұрын
i hope you can come to dinner with us. - young couple Other couple shows up for dinner, "WTF are you doing here?!" - young couple
@brittenyevans1101
@brittenyevans1101 7 жыл бұрын
ruirodtube damn that was deliciously savage💯💯💯🌡😻🤣🤣🤣
@MrBOASTMAN32
@MrBOASTMAN32 7 жыл бұрын
Nice soul you've got there....be a shame if something happened to it. - Yahweh
@alfascorpi
@alfascorpi 7 жыл бұрын
Clearly if your boss says to you: 'I hope you dont't fail me again and make these mistakes you made again' ....he clearly means: Don't go on like this, stop it, quit what you were doing ....otherwise....yo ass is on da street....
@unicron_zen3814
@unicron_zen3814 7 жыл бұрын
Alpha Scorpii Or someone saying "i hope you don't jump out the airplane without a parachute"
@DiamondWhite91
@DiamondWhite91 7 жыл бұрын
If I say "I hope you go F*** Yourself" to someone, then I'm not insulting him, I am simply hoping for it... Lol that guy was using the same technique that lawyers use to to cheat the law in order to get criminals out of jail.. Who is he trying to fool?!
@AntMcLeod
@AntMcLeod 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's like when your dad "asks" you to take out the trash.
@jacobphillips7520
@jacobphillips7520 7 жыл бұрын
No prosecutor will bring charges against Trump. But if an impeachment occurs, then the allegation that the president has committed a crime lends gravity to the proceedings, and fulfills the constitutional command that the impeachment be based on “high crimes or misdemeanors.” That’s why it matters whether Trump committed a crime or not.
@Andrew0you0tube
@Andrew0you0tube 7 жыл бұрын
+Dale Gribble everything is legal for president. It is legal for him to spell our nuclear lauch codes in twitter for example. Stopping investigation of your own campaugn is a clear conflict of interests, and yiu should be immediately impeached for that. At least in normal country.
@crazyim5
@crazyim5 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of Jon Stewart but oh boy has Trevor taken it to a whole new level! His writers are so good, they need more recognition and some raise!
@SRR-rh7id
@SRR-rh7id 7 жыл бұрын
crazyim5 and here I was under the impression they write all this themselves.
@henokweldemicael
@henokweldemicael 7 жыл бұрын
I know right. Genius writing. His delivery is genius too. The same script can be read by another comedian and it wouldn't be the same.
@zekova
@zekova 7 жыл бұрын
crazyim5 He himself is super funny too, look up his stand up comedy stuff. Fuckin great shit right there. x)
@kmartmtb2965
@kmartmtb2965 7 жыл бұрын
Doesn't even come close to Jon
@LadyJay882
@LadyJay882 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor wrote for Jon, so it makes sense that he'd be just as funny or funnier.
@catrina26100
@catrina26100 7 жыл бұрын
Trevoh Noah is brilliant! This guy summed up our recent government status in one big, comedic swoop! Love this guy!
@liam.m.3783
@liam.m.3783 7 жыл бұрын
"IVANKA GIMME THE KEYS!!!" - Trevor Noah quoting this iconic cinematographic classic also known as Get Out
@ek07305
@ek07305 7 жыл бұрын
I just got it now, even though I watched the movie 3 times, most recent one being 3 days ago. This guy is so funny. He will go so far in this industry. I hope he wins an Emmy!
@bonganiterrencekhoza4603
@bonganiterrencekhoza4603 7 жыл бұрын
Lol but what if he's done that with prior consent of the owners.
@leejackson3063
@leejackson3063 7 жыл бұрын
Lia M.M. I knew that's what he was referring to I saw that movie twice😀
@DrWillEnterprises
@DrWillEnterprises 7 жыл бұрын
I'm still suffering PTSD just from watching that movie... any references to it makes me afraid all over again... I thought the Exorcist was a comedy... Get Out was some scary $h!+...
@pierrecurie
@pierrecurie 7 жыл бұрын
Can someone give me context? I've never heard of this movie, except for a facebook post with a similar joke. The poster only told me there was a "spoiler" involved, so he didn't elaborate further.
@eszee7474
@eszee7474 7 жыл бұрын
Oh Trevor... You're so adorable singing that "I hope", song! And then that clean version of that dirty rap song. Hahaha... My fav comedian, period!!
@thequeenellah
@thequeenellah 7 жыл бұрын
Es Zee yeah he's the best really
@carlosblank1380
@carlosblank1380 7 жыл бұрын
Es Zee that shit was so fucken funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TomKellyXY
@TomKellyXY 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone else really hoping for the "closed session" of Trevor's rap to surface the Behind-the-Scenes vids?
@thuroB30
@thuroB30 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Blank , yeah that was hilarious!
@grobannoel
@grobannoel 7 жыл бұрын
I know we should be discussing the seriousness of the issue at hand, but damn he is adorable!
@bensharkey
@bensharkey 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry.. i have to admit I've got a man crush on Trevor Noah, his rap at the end just sealed the deal. hahaha
@radcliffemorris716
@radcliffemorris716 7 жыл бұрын
bensharkey s
@jonathanloupis2188
@jonathanloupis2188 4 жыл бұрын
He's the man
@jun-hs4eo
@jun-hs4eo 3 жыл бұрын
Just say you have a crush, pussy
@Yellowbellytuna
@Yellowbellytuna 7 жыл бұрын
"I hope a bag of weed appears out of nowhere and this $20 bill happens to fall into your hands" Police listening in: "damn, these guys are good"
@joshwoodburn5249
@joshwoodburn5249 7 жыл бұрын
Nick Pigott Stop😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jesuscano9615
@jesuscano9615 6 жыл бұрын
Nick Pigott I've been dying of laughter for 10 solid minutes 😂😂
@annieparker4738
@annieparker4738 7 жыл бұрын
I watched his testimony live and really he is man of credibility who sat there with stone cold expression, cool and calm composure. he never wrote memos with other presidents' meetings but hey trump is exception in every case.. comey's testimony made it crystal clear.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 7 жыл бұрын
If only he'd realized that before he let Trump into the White House.
@KhanWolf95
@KhanWolf95 7 жыл бұрын
Annie parker Comey is my Homey
@kathyramos2924
@kathyramos2924 7 жыл бұрын
Annie parker of course Hun! he works with liers , sociopath etc etc .his whole life . too hard to do not believe him.
@tootz1950
@tootz1950 7 жыл бұрын
brainflash1 One of the things he stated absolutely was that there was definite voter hacking by Russia. Now it has to be linked to the Trump campaign and Trump himself. Probably what the closed testimony was for.
@ReallyRyan.
@ReallyRyan. 7 жыл бұрын
Annie parker Yes, I watched his testimony, as well. Comey really was innocent and telling the truth, his demeanor and his willingness to share information, even hoping there were actually tapes, so that Trump's own stupid ass could be convicted by his own words and Comey could be proven right. I believe he was truthful and I think he withheld information to not further fan the flames of political strife and focus on justice being served correctly, with fair and factual deliberation and due process.
@constancesteelin1006
@constancesteelin1006 7 жыл бұрын
lol that last part when he rap'd just killed me...uhg Trevor is just EVERYTHING!
@teejandahalf
@teejandahalf 7 жыл бұрын
Constance Steelin I know right! I'm like Trev got bars!
@Lilbit0912
@Lilbit0912 7 жыл бұрын
I know I love him lmao. He's the funniest comedian I've seen in a while
@YoungRacilla
@YoungRacilla 7 жыл бұрын
I was dying laughing
@nehadeshpande4126
@nehadeshpande4126 7 жыл бұрын
oh your rap at the end jus made my day :-)
@Craigdaspike
@Craigdaspike 7 жыл бұрын
lol Trevor aint "raised his game" y'all been sleeping on him since day one. Funny how all of you guys were hating in the early days, now you can't get enough.
@ncoso3442
@ncoso3442 7 жыл бұрын
craig matthews Just watch his "drunken Mandela" stand up routine.
@maricaniutabua-areito2370
@maricaniutabua-areito2370 7 жыл бұрын
craig matthews TRUTH
@isaacdebeila8085
@isaacdebeila8085 7 жыл бұрын
i would say he dropped the bar a bit... the the level trevor goes in SA is crazy man.. but i think he conformed his style of delievery for the american pubilic so that
@apecham
@apecham 7 жыл бұрын
i'm still hating bitch
@MartaEzis
@MartaEzis 7 жыл бұрын
How do you know these are the same people? LOL Also, it seems to me Trevor is simply learning, he's gotten better.
@timiolufemi7861
@timiolufemi7861 7 жыл бұрын
Good job John Stewart, this guy u pick to replace u s a natural
@jwvandegronden
@jwvandegronden 7 жыл бұрын
yeah he really grew into his role. Is on a winning streak now!
@laroo56
@laroo56 7 жыл бұрын
For sure! I love Trevor!
@torymarsh6086
@torymarsh6086 7 жыл бұрын
In the first 20 seconds he said nothing but false statements. People need to watch things for themselves instead of taking some retards twist as news and fact. He is a natural at lies and playing to your needs, "Trump Bad".
@aprilcody404
@aprilcody404 7 жыл бұрын
Tony Marsh, like Anderson Cooper once said, "if he took a dump on his desk you would defend him".
@desolation0
@desolation0 7 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, for the Daily Show host to go on a winning streak it seems the American public has to go on a losing streak.
@biggybwana6304
@biggybwana6304 7 жыл бұрын
"Full lyrics available in the closed session." That shit had me dying.😂
@kigozimuhammad
@kigozimuhammad 7 жыл бұрын
Biggy Bwana can't stop replaying it . Funny as hell
@salampeacemyfantasy8422
@salampeacemyfantasy8422 7 жыл бұрын
weirdly his voice is cute 😂
@shionmoon384
@shionmoon384 7 жыл бұрын
🎼.. the truth.... and the man said..🎵. -____- that face kill me
@louisechang9628
@louisechang9628 7 жыл бұрын
The rapping at the end was one of the funniest things I've seen Trevor do - hilarious!
@bokani79
@bokani79 7 жыл бұрын
Biggy Bwana haha, me too
@dawise14life43
@dawise14life43 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor's Ted Cruz impression... hilarious!!! He nailed that country ass accent perfectly. 😂😂😂
@usfrenchguy
@usfrenchguy 7 жыл бұрын
If you get a chance to read his book (Born a Crime, highly recommend), he explains he needed to fake accents as a kid to fit in.
@kalg9437
@kalg9437 7 жыл бұрын
Man this guy is so talented
@SplashAttackTCG
@SplashAttackTCG 7 жыл бұрын
No Trevor, if I woke up from a coma and heard trump was president, I would go RIGHT BACK INTO A COMA.
@jonasvanderschaaf
@jonasvanderschaaf 7 жыл бұрын
Splash Attack no you wouldn't it would cost too much because of republican healthcare
@SplashAttackTCG
@SplashAttackTCG 7 жыл бұрын
+Joans van der Schaaf Good point.... alright, pull the plug guys! It's ok, where I'm going, I will ask trump's papa if he regrets not pulling out.
@ivandimitrov7994
@ivandimitrov7994 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is such a class act, he didn't even make fun of senator Mccain, who clearly has health problems. And Noah still brought down the house, respect.
@yurisims1798
@yurisims1798 7 жыл бұрын
If I'm having dinner with a mob boss and he sat me down and looked me in the eye and said "I hope you will be able to pay off your loans to us by friday...." You beat your ass that is a command. Read context.
@AccessCode101
@AccessCode101 7 жыл бұрын
Full lyrics available in the closed session... lmfao... and the movie clips, dude, this one killed me.
@1partofme
@1partofme 7 жыл бұрын
His clean rap version is fucking brilliant. I think Trevor's show will make a difference, make people aware, and help change history.
@thehare843
@thehare843 7 жыл бұрын
1partofme you mean encourage group think and blatant manipulation? If you want to be a slave, pretend. Be a human being and use the gifts bestowed to them by freeing your mind of the programming.
@qazwer001
@qazwer001 7 жыл бұрын
+The Hare "use the gifts bestowed to them" it sounds like you are religious if that is the case you are living a life of programming. "freeing your mind of the programming" I lived under the conservative programming for most of my life, thank goodness I realized the hypocrisy they offer. EVERYONE has an agenda, not just the left. Though honestly, I'm beginning to think the right has NO scruples, while the left at least has some. Look at the law our Republicans put in place revoking FCC privacy protections so that now ISP's can collect all your data and sell it to third parties without your consent. ~95% of Americans are APPOSED to this law, but ISP's donated 1.7 mil to Republicans in the house's campaigns(as well as quite a bit to the Senate though I do not have an exact figure) so it became law. Guess who didn't vote for the bill even though they were paid off? every democrat. Let's look at trumpcare, it's very similar to obomacare except it kicks off a bunch of people and allows states to not offer things religious nuts find offensive(even though not everybody is religious, and it's THEIR religion, yet they want others to follow THEIR religion's rules), some would argue this means it costs less and we are in a deficit, but they didn't use the "saved money" to go after the deficit, they cut taxes for the same economic class they are in. Or how about everything Obama was accused of doing that was so horrible? --went golfing on tax dollars too much ----Trump spent in one month what Obama spent on average in a year --Obama signed too many executive orders ----Trump is signing far more etc. but do the people who were literally yelling about Obama(I was still a conservative for most of Obama's presidency and listened to talk radio) even take a minute to mention Trump doing worse? Hell no, Trump can do no wrong! and the media are horribly biased for playing Trump's own words!(the horror) Or how about the biggest(imo) bold faced lie of the right. The unemployment figure. According to the right 90 million Americans are unemployed(Trump claimed 94 million), do you know how this figure is calculated? it takes everybody over 16, and subtracts the workforce from this. So anyone who is disabled, retired, etc. is counted. people over 100 fucking years old are counted in that figure. Even if you prefer the old way of calculating unemployment, and even if we fudge the numbers a little, it is nowhere near the stupidity of this figure.
@aprilcody404
@aprilcody404 7 жыл бұрын
The Hare, you should take your own advice and free your mind of the programming by your Fuhrer.
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol 7 жыл бұрын
Jacob R Sorry Jacob, but you're still brainwashed as fuck if you actually believe in "conservatives" & "liberals" and think with an "us versus them" mentality. Anyone who believes in the political spectrum and doesn't realize you don't have to adhere to the left, right, or even middle will never be free. You're not free: you chose one side out of two because they told you to and your mind is incapable of grasping that there's more to it than 2 "sides".
@jingles009
@jingles009 7 жыл бұрын
Why? He's a comedian. He isn't a real news journalist. Just like Jon Stewart. At least Jon admitted multiple times he was only a comedian and nothing more.
@stiimuli
@stiimuli 7 жыл бұрын
Why would Trump need to clear the Oval and speak 1 on 1 with Comey just to express what he hoped? The *ONLY* reason to do that (and discuss it 8 more times 1 on 1) is to *persuade* Comey to do what Trump 'hoped'.
@alashay82
@alashay82 7 жыл бұрын
stiimuli Yes, I agree. His "hoping" was definitely a suggestion.
@Jarnauga
@Jarnauga 7 жыл бұрын
I agree that the meeting is fishy. But the other 8 Meetings were not about Flynn and not all about the Russia Investigation. Trump did not bring up Flynn again after that one meeting. Still, the private Meeting were he "hoped" he would let Flynn go, and the private Dinner with asking for loyalty. And asking Comey to publicly say that he is not personally under investigation. Lots of weird stuff. He definitely didn't mean hope in that conversation, but I guess he really does not see the problem with that personally.
@TouchofShunshine
@TouchofShunshine 7 жыл бұрын
Look, if Hilliary or Obama, or Bill have done the same thing they would have been impeached by the Republicans already.
@kevinfolk422
@kevinfolk422 7 жыл бұрын
Jarnauga He does see a problem with that personally, otherwise he wouldn't have insisted that the three other men in the room leave. He knew what he was about to do was wrong, and didn't want witnesses around to hear. Ignorance is no excuse in this situation.
@PharoahTheGoldX
@PharoahTheGoldX 7 жыл бұрын
There is no way he wasn't trying to persuade Comey. In the context of his Russian Collusion investigation & the fact that Trump asked on Numerous occasions if he himself was apart of it. All the signs of fear & guilt are present. Not to mention the fact of how he treats Russia & his reaction to the First Hearing was to get a Lawyer all the signs of guilt and admittance to wrong is there any other way to read this...No!
@Shuri66
@Shuri66 7 жыл бұрын
This my favorite show of Trevor! I think I have watched this over a hundred times! Love u Trevor! You rock!!!!!!
@itzyzaza1806
@itzyzaza1806 7 жыл бұрын
OMG funniest moment ever at the end!!
@time2livelife
@time2livelife 7 жыл бұрын
Those rapping skills though...
@TaraColquitt
@TaraColquitt 7 жыл бұрын
I am saving this segment just for this piece. :)
@gracemukombe
@gracemukombe 7 жыл бұрын
Looking for the real song. What's it called
@Kotazo85
@Kotazo85 7 жыл бұрын
he's an actual african. talent is a given
@LamaTheLama
@LamaTheLama 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor, though. Owning The Daily Show with aplomb. He's got it all: the looks, the language, the accents, the coolness, the confidence, the delivery, the style...and now, even some dope bars, though I understood noffin' from them. Ya killin' it, Trevah!
@okoyechibuike9919
@okoyechibuike9919 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is the most amazing show host! He blows my mind with his commentary! He is indeed the perfect person for this period. So much love for him
@patrickfogarty2924
@patrickfogarty2924 7 жыл бұрын
Well done Trevor!
@MissingLStudios
@MissingLStudios 7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump, what is 2+2? "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2?' and I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101', on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you."
@dietteeoshiet9195
@dietteeoshiet9195 7 жыл бұрын
MissingLStudios =weed
@Darkempress45
@Darkempress45 7 жыл бұрын
MissingLStudios Freaking brilliant! 😂😂😂
@ericnick4498
@ericnick4498 7 жыл бұрын
MissingLStudios lmao
@RFIs-no4wx
@RFIs-no4wx 7 жыл бұрын
MissingLStudios That was great. I could totally envision him saying it just like that. Keep up the writing and thanks for sharing.
@irregular_dream
@irregular_dream 7 жыл бұрын
MissingLStudios That's how you dodge a math question
@the_dead_poet7829
@the_dead_poet7829 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is an ultra talented guy.
@pathiraldo
@pathiraldo 7 жыл бұрын
Love the censored rap at the end; you rock, Trevor! Thanks for bringing a comic edge this disgrace of an Administration!
@terrywalker4233
@terrywalker4233 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesomely funny!!! And makes comedic sense of all this buffoonery going on in D.C.😂😂😂
@cytherians
@cytherians 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is completely out of his league, next to Comey. I've no doubt he's going to pay for all this mess he has created for us. But what bothers me even more is the Republican Congress and Senate that still back him and defend him, even in the face of such glaring guilt and wrong doing. It's so reprehensible. We can't jail them. But we can vote. VOTE THEM OUT! VOTE THEM OUT!
@neeneko
@neeneko 7 жыл бұрын
Something I find amusing is that the claimed vindication is actually an admission of incompetence and Trump doesn't even realize it. He tried to apply pressure in ways that would have worked if he was in a stronger position, but failed. His vindication argument can be boiled down to 'look how badly I failed, you can't take my threat seriously'.
@AntMcLeod
@AntMcLeod 7 жыл бұрын
He will not pay for this. White boys don't pay for shit, ask my native American brothers.
@pavan5able
@pavan5able 7 жыл бұрын
Dale Gribble blah blah blaaah blah blah blahaahahhh blah blah blah
@kingmanmemes9457
@kingmanmemes9457 7 жыл бұрын
cytherians #MAGA HE DID NOTHING WRONG
@tiawilliams5690
@tiawilliams5690 7 жыл бұрын
cytherians I hope you're right. I'm not convinced anything will happen to him. You still need Republicans to act and they're going to do anything they can not to.
@kelvinoliver5439
@kelvinoliver5439 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor outdid himself today
@deborahcrawford9079
@deborahcrawford9079 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Trevor Noah, for keeping us laughing through this political NIGHTMARE!
@fixability
@fixability 7 жыл бұрын
Love you Trevor! You are the Best! What about the other...? Shhht! [Closed Session!]
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 7 жыл бұрын
That self-edited rap was AMAZING!
@williamhigdon2620
@williamhigdon2620 7 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Get Out.
@d.h.8725
@d.h.8725 7 жыл бұрын
whoa!😅😅😅😊😁😁☺LMAO!Thank you Noah!
@warriorgoddessyaaasantewaa4773
@warriorgoddessyaaasantewaa4773 7 жыл бұрын
I effin love Trevor Noah! lol
@dufgbd21
@dufgbd21 7 жыл бұрын
I HOPE YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR WALLET..... while cracking my knuckles is that robbery???... hey i didnt rob the guy i just hoped for something and got it! WOW you gotta be fucking kidding me.
@christyamar
@christyamar 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly! wtf? what kind of message is this? aren't republicans religious? Its so transparent how full of shit and hypocrysy they are. Republicans use religion as a tool, but they don't care about anyone or anything, gangsters of the worse kind.
@ThePaulOwnzU
@ThePaulOwnzU 7 жыл бұрын
Pexport llc it's like saying "I don't have to kill you" and then the person kills the other guy and says "oh I said I hoped I didn't want to kill him so I'm innocent"
@brandondenver4331
@brandondenver4331 7 жыл бұрын
"Had it been assize time, I would have murdered you." Google that phrase and have a look at the relevant case law to gain a better understanding of the significance of one's words when he/she makes a threat against another individual. It's one of the first things I learnt in Law School. I'm not defending Trump, but they will subject the word "hope" to a great deal of scrutiny before arriving at a conclusion.
@FTTPRO
@FTTPRO 7 жыл бұрын
You are correct, it is legal to ask for an investigation to be stopped, it is however, extremely irregular for a President to ask for an investigation that involves him or the people around him to be stopped. Hence the accusation of collusion of justice. Furthermore, It is extremely irregular that the President would ask the Vice President and others to leave a room to be one on one with the Director of the FBI and then to claim, "I Hope, the investigation is stopped." Why would this need to be said in private if it isn't an illegal threat? Why endure so many private meetings with the Director of the FBI, who is investigating cases against you and your administration, if what they are doing is not illegal. Or rather, I'll say this to you to make a point, "There's a high probability that you sir are an asshole, I hope that that is not the case, and I hope that you stop telling people, what could be an extremely dangerous mind set on the American People. You could become the biggest, and I mean a HUGE threat to people when you disclose information without context. Over 60% of Americans take information presented to them in the first 14 seconds of a conversation and use it to help understand the logic between two individuals." In my example, I'm not saying you are an asshole, I'm not directing you to stop spreading your opinion, I'm not saying that you have a dangerous mentality that could lead to misinterpretation of information; because of the effects it can have on people when things are taken out of context. You see it's a little more complex than that. If you shoot someone in the face is it illegal? Yes and no, Depends, Where they on your property? In what state? In Texas a robber can warn you 48 hours in advance and if he is successful it is a legal robbery. If he shoots you while he was robbing you, he did it legally. Did the person shooting the man in the face attempt to defend himself prior to shooting? What where the context of the situation? You see, once again, The law needs context to be taken into consideration. I don't call my self a liberal and I don't call myself a republican or right wing. I call myself an American, and I will not defend a person, or a group of people who take advantage of laws and context to avoid prosecution. I'd like to take this moment and also respond to your statement, "..before you guys go act like retards in real life and get laughed at.." Do you make it a habit to laugh at the mentally challenged? or am I taking this out of context? In the words of a Republican, "It seems to me, you hold a double standard somewhere."
@ThePaulOwnzU
@ThePaulOwnzU 7 жыл бұрын
frank javier fk trump,it would have been better if they elected you as president because of what you just said it makes you appear as a patriot a person that actually understands the law and many other things
@TacettheTerror
@TacettheTerror 7 жыл бұрын
That reference at 4:35 of "Get Out", anyone else catch that? xD
@SkitHertz
@SkitHertz 7 жыл бұрын
Especially the keys part!
@carboy101
@carboy101 7 жыл бұрын
Tacet the Terror Corporate Synergy.
@mark-angelofamularcano237
@mark-angelofamularcano237 7 жыл бұрын
That was part of the movie? Shit! I haven't seen it yet!
@jonaliad
@jonaliad 7 жыл бұрын
Mark-Angelo Famularcano WHY?
@Eliecerhdz
@Eliecerhdz 7 жыл бұрын
LoL, Ivanka was the lure
@moonsafari200
@moonsafari200 7 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant.
@draxthemsklonst
@draxthemsklonst 7 жыл бұрын
I HOPE we get to know about the closed session today.
@erikaillisa88
@erikaillisa88 7 жыл бұрын
ignorance of the law does not equate to innocence...
@fadlansheikh
@fadlansheikh 7 жыл бұрын
truimagz theyre not gonna do that lmao its been a year and jack shit happened about that
@nurlindafsihotang49
@nurlindafsihotang49 7 жыл бұрын
who senile law professor even considers that?
@nakenmil
@nakenmil 7 жыл бұрын
If Hillary broke the law, then Pence also broke it, because he did the exact same fucking thing as Governor.
@zizisearles
@zizisearles 7 жыл бұрын
The rap at the end was dope.Trev you got that fire. Go got 'em.
@ItsTheApeManWC
@ItsTheApeManWC 7 жыл бұрын
Zi Zi Searles good writers too
@KeeganJM
@KeeganJM 7 жыл бұрын
This may be his best work yet.
@anointingofChrist
@anointingofChrist 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this brother! keep moving forward brother. God bless!
@TerrorBlades
@TerrorBlades 7 жыл бұрын
"I hope" like a fucken mobster: "I hope you don't take a walk of a short pier."
@zookytar
@zookytar 7 жыл бұрын
mobster to law enforcement officer on his payroll: "I hope you can let my guy go. He's a good guy. Capisce?"
@catcherbloc1
@catcherbloc1 7 жыл бұрын
Start the impeachment proceedings. Oh, wait, House Speaker, Paul Ryan gives the president a pass, today. He says; Trump is "new to this". Apparently, being new to the office of the presidency means that you can't be impeached, even for an impeachable act. However, is he still considered new to the presidency? I mean it's June. Way to go Republicans!
@sarabeth9877
@sarabeth9877 7 жыл бұрын
catcherbloc1 How long is he going to be "new to this"?
@catcherbloc1
@catcherbloc1 7 жыл бұрын
Your guess is as good as mines. lol
@scarletspidernz
@scarletspidernz 7 жыл бұрын
4yrs
@nekroz_of_super_dora3477
@nekroz_of_super_dora3477 7 жыл бұрын
The Republicans have wanted an "outsider" to head the party for years. Trump isn't what they stands for: he's what they worship, bow down to, and in the words of Samantha Bee, "Bend over for." They won't relinquish their sock puppet just yet.
@billgrandone3552
@billgrandone3552 7 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of excuse you give about a 2 yr old in potty training who just crapped his pants not someone who has been planning to become President since June of 2015 or earlier. If he was too fucking lazy to at least learn about the job he could have gotten some real experienced advisors besides his sons Uday and Kusay, kookie Kelly, Breitbart Bob, and "Bobblehead Pence whose only function is to stand behind Trump at his Executive Order signing cermonies and keep nodding his head like he' waking up from a crack binge.
@RAY1789
@RAY1789 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor, you're awesome.
@onee
@onee 7 жыл бұрын
Telling the guy in charge what you "hope". Yeah, Trump sounds totally innocent. All he did was hoping poor Trumpy.
@therepublicofdiarrhea7792
@therepublicofdiarrhea7792 7 жыл бұрын
I'm still impressed! The president may soon cause Earth to die in flames, but today, Trump's the one that got burned. COMEY OUT. _Mic drop._
@theunitedstatesofhappiness5169
@theunitedstatesofhappiness5169 7 жыл бұрын
orange nigga got roasted by the po po
@chuychavez9
@chuychavez9 7 жыл бұрын
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon Why are you always top comment? Lol
@couldbecaro
@couldbecaro 7 жыл бұрын
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon dude you're literally in every video I watch
@maistromann136
@maistromann136 7 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE WTF
@justiceblackwolf369
@justiceblackwolf369 7 жыл бұрын
Lol i decided to sub... Since i see you everywhere anyways 😝
@pravinkr2479
@pravinkr2479 7 жыл бұрын
man what an ending lol
@PaulYetter
@PaulYetter 7 жыл бұрын
pravin kr I thought so too, very well-done
@skyeholloway4441
@skyeholloway4441 7 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂😂 I died at the end... Noah you are a fool. I love it 😍👏🏽👏🏽
@insanetxartist
@insanetxartist 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO at the blanked out rap! That was awesome! :-D
@qekelelemike4608
@qekelelemike4608 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is getting better and better. How is that even possible? *Unleashed by Mandela*
@qekelelemike4608
@qekelelemike4608 7 жыл бұрын
Eish bra, how I wish there really was one.
@nicolas44991
@nicolas44991 7 жыл бұрын
thoses were some dope rythmes indeed
@jman6109
@jman6109 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor, You are fucking incredible! Crying I'm laughing so hard!
@menofjem7055
@menofjem7055 7 жыл бұрын
why this stupid ass trevor always showing Fake news channel CNN clips
@cbujik
@cbujik 7 жыл бұрын
wow didn't know Trevor could rap! u nailed it man!!!
@kenike007
@kenike007 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor..you are by far extremely talanted! Thank you for putting great humor into this chaos! You are A #1!!!
@sandrofrias1635
@sandrofrias1635 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is on fire...Funny Sh*t!
@dietteeoshiet9195
@dietteeoshiet9195 7 жыл бұрын
Sandro Frias weed
@abigailr3353
@abigailr3353 7 жыл бұрын
👏that 👏 rap 👏 though 👏 🔥🔥
@jayak8217
@jayak8217 7 жыл бұрын
IKR...FIRE FIRE FLAMES
@abigailr3353
@abigailr3353 7 жыл бұрын
Jaya K 😉
@MichaelFergusonVideos
@MichaelFergusonVideos 7 жыл бұрын
LOL 'Full lyrics available in the closed session.'
@a_forest_walker
@a_forest_walker 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Trevor Noah and Crew. You all are rock stars. Keep it coming. Trevor, you were born for this and the show is a gift.
@IvanStavrev
@IvanStavrev 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor killed it again. Awesome show!
@rhondamontgomery8920
@rhondamontgomery8920 7 жыл бұрын
Some of your best stuff Trevor. Keep it up and I'll keep watching and laughing!!!!
@valerieannolivas4150
@valerieannolivas4150 7 жыл бұрын
Trever Noah has me like 😂😆 Comedic and political brilliance!
@ouchmyvagooter7078
@ouchmyvagooter7078 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor: "We are all adults here!" Me: "I'm 12."
@Maryam0
@Maryam0 7 жыл бұрын
Qwerty Lover I think it's so great that you're 12 and paying attention to this madness. You're a good kid.
@wallygoots
@wallygoots 7 жыл бұрын
Last 15 seconds... gold!
@erikaafernns
@erikaafernns 7 жыл бұрын
That ending tho😂❤
@maynard4026
@maynard4026 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is a amazing.
@martindirkzimmer
@martindirkzimmer 7 жыл бұрын
Marvellous rap at the end!
@conflictofincest6629
@conflictofincest6629 7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 You the man trevor
@lostinthelookingglas
@lostinthelookingglas 7 жыл бұрын
10/10 for GET OUT reference
@NkataM
@NkataM 7 жыл бұрын
It was too good :)
@pooyavarnamkhasti126
@pooyavarnamkhasti126 7 жыл бұрын
That meeting with comey is like the godfather movie lol
@TheHikingnut
@TheHikingnut 7 жыл бұрын
James Comey "When he slid that tic-tac across the table at dinner and asked for my loyalty, it was then i knew I had to document everything."
@MrBloodypassion
@MrBloodypassion 7 жыл бұрын
That rap tho, damn
@gardenbun
@gardenbun 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah, this was the BEST BREAKDOWN of the Comey Hearing I have watched all week. You are an amazing person in your combination of delivery, intelligence, and humor.
@vishenbhoonpershad507
@vishenbhoonpershad507 7 жыл бұрын
that rap at the end, that just made this one Platinum
@rubyjohn
@rubyjohn 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is ON FIRE in this episode !!!! OMG SO GOLD
@cheshirecat4730
@cheshirecat4730 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor singing is my New FAVOURITE thing I swear 😂😂😂😂
@Guuster00
@Guuster00 7 жыл бұрын
Really loved the Disney version of Donald.
@bitcoinmaster3634
@bitcoinmaster3634 7 жыл бұрын
Very good, you are very talented my friend. From Brooklyn to Broadway (trademarked).
@KnowTrentTimoy
@KnowTrentTimoy 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor nails it ....once again!
@ellisrro1
@ellisrro1 7 жыл бұрын
Ignorance of the Law is no excuse, and is not a defense. Weather Trump knew or not what he was doing was wrong, he should have known. Paul Ryan was wrong!
@Fralexion
@Fralexion 7 жыл бұрын
Ellis R Roy watch, next they'll try to argue that, since he's mentally still a child, he can't be held accountable for any legal contract he signed.
@geniemiki
@geniemiki 7 жыл бұрын
Ellis R Roy it is unclear if he has broken the law though^^ that is to the investigation to determin, not to Comey or anyone else in this instance to say. Law is not black and white, there are a lot of nuances.
@aaronkalish9775
@aaronkalish9775 7 жыл бұрын
it's like an episode of House of Cards
@markuschelios6891
@markuschelios6891 7 жыл бұрын
More like house of tards.
@lesliesamonte2213
@lesliesamonte2213 7 жыл бұрын
That was a sick "Get Out" reference! 😂😂😂
@PaulFrank_paz
@PaulFrank_paz 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is raising his game.
@pecas5805
@pecas5805 7 жыл бұрын
TREVOR , YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW. CONGRATULATIONS. VERY FUNNY :))
@migueln.2058
@migueln.2058 7 жыл бұрын
"we didn't day drink for this shit! we want new information!" hahaha
@esotericone9101
@esotericone9101 7 жыл бұрын
Well done, Trevor!
@Bigbrain2611
@Bigbrain2611 7 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize you don't need notifications on a new video because you live on KZbin.
@chinesesparrows
@chinesesparrows 7 жыл бұрын
Gautam Menon tube life bruh
@m.rodrigolemus6224
@m.rodrigolemus6224 7 жыл бұрын
You vote for a Clown... You get a Show.😈
@bthy384
@bthy384 7 жыл бұрын
M. Rodrigo Lemus I think most people want a refund
@louisgregoire3927
@louisgregoire3927 7 жыл бұрын
M. Rodrigo Lemus *circus
@JosePerez-zj5tl
@JosePerez-zj5tl 7 жыл бұрын
M. Rodrigo Lemus That joke was stolen
@jaketheberge1970
@jaketheberge1970 7 жыл бұрын
A side show. The full show is in the closed hearing.
@sdw323628
@sdw323628 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Trevor!
@rubendewit9712
@rubendewit9712 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant singing and rap of Trevor, and also a very clear analysis of the Comey hearing. It's great to watch this show!
@mariaemmanuel9269
@mariaemmanuel9269 7 жыл бұрын
Dude is good! Kudos Trevor.
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