Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701

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Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself and figure out the difference between cheetahs and leopards. We find out about a cool girl who’s REALLY into aircrafts, we revisit was cloths, and we investigate the questions about space that no one is asking.
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00:00:00 - Intro - Nadav is back from rehab
00:11:09 - Opening Clip - The Coolest Blind Guy
00:19:46 - Shout Out To David Wolter
00:29:40 - Tom Tries To Compliment Christina
00:33:09 - Tom Segura Stands with Hilaria Baldwin
00:53:23 - Christina’s Lenovo Discovery
00:59:43 - Tigers, Lions, Leopards and Cheetahs
01:08:52 - Relationships with Aircrafts
01:13:05 - Wash Cloths
01:20:27 - YMH in Space
01:36:06 - Closing Song - "Lemme See That C*m" by Matthew D Christopher

[@joshuab4586]

God f-ing dammit, I can’t tell if Nadav actually went to rehab or not

[@DarkMatr666]

Same lmao him saying he sold his car kinda makes me think he didn't

[@Deltaaaaaaaaa]

Forreal lol. What’s happening rn

[@ChillPillDyl]

No he didn’t lol. Believe he went on vacation. These are ongoing bits across YMH and 2 Bears 1 Cave

[@Evil-Twinn]

It's a comedy podcast.... its always a bit

[@Just0wnedEsport]

Looked like he went to Philippines or some south east Asian country for vacation on instagram

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

So proud of Nadav for immediately relapsing after leaving rehab. That's following proto buddy 👍 good job

[@larrygraham4875]

Ya rght after leaving early👊👍

[@fedsmoker7714]

Now he just needs to be found laying face down and not breathing with a pile of poker chips next to him

[@Flaccidass]

Just like Danny relapsing on mushrooms lol

[@Nickscrazylips]

Gotta stamp for his forehead.

[@briccs3830]

It’s a bit lol he didn’t go to rehab

[@cag1]

Tom: "Did you stay away from the tables?" Nadav: "That's a good question."

[@TJ-jx6sb]

"I'm just lappin' up your sunshine" Mommy killed me with that one lol

[@nolongerblocked6210]

🎯🎯💯

[@Shuffffff]

She said it as I was reading this comment, I couldn't contain myself 😂 My uber driver def thinks I'm weird now

[@SolTransition]

😂😂😂

[@fidorover]

I just bet Nadav 5 grand he can't stop gambling.

[@fidorover2]

😂

[@nathancarr7588]

😂😂

[@robhart6565]

I think nadav would take that action

[@clicheguevara5282]

*over the top laughter

[@mcnally211]

Tails you win, heads he loses.👹

[@JesusHComedy]

Glad I finally know when to laugh during YMH thanks to Nadav!

[@jayknight139]

LMAO 😢

[@cpiece2450]

I’ve missed the laugh tremendously. Stay good Nadav, the show is still great just not the same without you :(. Fuckin Jew ❤.

[@adrianbyrdie]

I wanna laff

[@Cyxz666]

I haven't laughed in 4 weeks! I wanna laugh

[@Wowreally42]

Hahaha best laugh in the biz!!

[@elevat3d913]

Christine is funny af. Comedic timing on 💯

[@drewcarter3100]

Fucken gorgeous too, I'm waitin out that marriage hard 🤣🤣

[@nonjabiznas]

Who's Christine?

[@Jephre87]

Oh my god Tom doing “the eyes“ after the first clip 😂😂actual tears of laughter

[@evanabbott2737]

“I was hoping for a little healthier movement…”🤣

[@MattPMc]

"That was fun watching you talk Mexican." - funniest shit all year. Thank you, Mommy.

[@bl12]

Was mid sip and spit my drink out. Wasn’t expecting that 😂

[@jerseysanchez6097]

Amazing delivery

[@svenpoletka5236]

The thing that weirds me out the most is that she boldly claims her former attempt at human imitation was the best she could muster, because really?

[@slinkyfoxx]

@@bl12 also happened to me!

[@bugsysiegel8512]

@@svenpoletka5236 huh?

[@scottmckenzie6267]

Tim's impression of cool blind guy is everything 😂

[@billtree52]

Who's Tim?

[@scottmckenzie6267]

@@billtree52 Christine's main jeans

[@patrickbird7625]

@@billtree52 Tim Segura & Tom Dillon

[@rajgill7576]

It did not help, if he did or not...

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Holy sh*t! That was great! He looked just like him. For anyone that wants to see that again, timestamp is 15:55

[@mikeaguilar8459]

I’m just happy to hear that sweet J laugh back in the studio. Welcome back Nadavi

[@Robert-wv4jt]

This show is gold

[@dhanus010]

Tim's smoker's cough is in full effect. Playing his lung infection like a musical instrument. Keep featherin' it, brother!

[@nicks5898]

Stayin aliiiiiiive :wheezing:

[@breemee1234]

I think his lack of wash cloth use is causing a buildup of bacteria which causes his chronic sicknesses 🤢

[@N8_Mitchinson]

"Wow that was fun watching you speak Mexican, what'dya order some Tacs or something?" Had me rolling 🤣

[@LazarusSlade]

There's nothing hotter than a White chick telling someone who speaks Spanish if you "speaks Mexican!".

[@kozmicflush980]

​@@LazarusSlade there's nothing hotter than a white chick! USA! USA!! USA!!!

[@TheNALLA6]

​@@LazarusSlade What does being hot has anything to do with it?

[@bugsysiegel8512]

@@LazarusSlade Don’t look now… There’s some softie already offended by something on the comments…

[@bugsysiegel8512]

@@TheNALLA6 Shut up…..

[@nighttrain1565]

We need all of these space questions answered immediately

[@ChicoDusty]

You know the episode is one of the best in a while when they barely show any clips and it's 100 minutes long! There were so many call backs as well. I thoroughly enjoyed it!

[@liftstretchrepeat]

Enny’s head nod when Nadav goes “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make cents” 😂

[@christophervehon9554]

Wolter is a class act! Glad he participated in the joke and went full throttle. Respect.

[@commonnames]

I worked with Becky in the ER here in Quincy il. She was a excellent nurse and amazing mom.

[@kaelin1654]

NADAV IS BACK!!!!!! YMH wasn’t the same without that classic laugh in the background

[@Seanigan88]

These are the kinds of eps that I can't wait for their kids to see

[@ToddsDiscGolf]

1) I can’t believe the topic of coding is on YMH!! This is awesome!! 2) plenty of software engineers code on Macs…plenty on PC and plenty on Linux. 3) it’s so awesome one of their kids is getting into coding!!!! 👨🏻‍💻

[@commaJim]

Christina: "I just realized that blind people live in the dark." Good job, Teen

[@ThatMysticMoose]

That live pazsitzky effect that blind people live in the dark had me dying😂

[@westonprather3157]

I had that realization at the same time she did. Does that make me retarded?

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

Same. Kinda surprised more people haven’t mentioned it yet.

[@johngolden2900]

How about her cleaning the glasses 😂😂

[@mattatimusprime9198]

She might have more brain damage then Roseanne

[@iconocast]

that video is a litteral representation of how he lives his everyday life.

[@simonbrown5802]

Native’s laugh is bringing me so much joy

[@chriswoodman3123]

I love the 8 minutes where Tommy is explaining Leopards and Cheetahs and his actually nice to his wife for change.

[@jaynakennedy]

new to the podcast and enjoy you both so much. Christina with bangers back to back this episode. thank you all for this dose of happiness in my day.

[@TheCashcolby]

Heard that J laugh in the intro, I’ve never smiled so hard in my life!

[@fleischer236]

The bands back together and it feels right

[@GBHSbandperson]

I am beyond happy that Nadav is back. He makes the episodes so much more fun to watch.

[@RetrospectWindow]

Tom: “A blind guy doesn’t want to see anything.” Of course he does, Tom. It’s his #1 wish

[@lstewart7579]

Christina is the absolute best man 😂 even when she’s clueless it’s hilarious and adorable 😂🤣

[@scottmccabe4893]

Welcome back nadav 🎉

[@racheller8753]

❤❤❤❤

[@twobearsoneduck4875]

Missed his laugh ao much.

[@tryptaminezen3528]

Hope his gambling addiction is under control. We can’t handle not having terrible google searches for this long

[@dustinsanchez7820]

Try me fatso welcome back jew we love you (jew glasses aunt accent)nidavy

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

Jeans only episodes are the best when everyone's cracking up in the room.

[@alexbukowski89]

Glad to see more interaction from the booth!

[@Ksnake22]

“Do you trust him to be the producer of your moms house? “ LOL😂

[@ShermanVonGee]

“I love watching you talk Mexican” 😂 Crystal is fully toked!

[@laurakeller8044]

“Why because you don’t have hair?!” Has to be one of the funniest things Christine has ever said on YMH😅

[@nonjabiznas]

Who's Christine?

[@M4RTMART]

Christine was on fire in this episode 🔥

[@sarahlowell3763]

Christine was on point this episode!! I laughed so hard when she whispers "family feud" and "riddled" during Toms sunshine speech 😂😂

[@Drunk_Bishop]

This episode felt a lot more like classic YMH vibes. Tom was a lot more fun for this one playin ball with xtina.

[@ianbello3744]

David “the weather man” Wolter has to be on the show jeans

[@highandtight5544]

I am having a horrible day, I'm glad the mommy crew can be here and make us laugh. I really need this today. Take care, jeans.

[@JamesLeeBuzz]

Hey there, sorry you've been having a shitty day. Hope it gets better soon. ✌️💚

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Hey, eat some lemons. You'll be okay. We're here for you. Keep on jizzin

[@chrisdiaz8401]

Same man.. same

[@highandtight5544]

@@chrisdiaz8401 hope your day gets better, champ.

[@jlgreenwood18]

Keep em high and tight brother and follow that proto and cool stuff, slick stuff is guaranteed!😂

[@ntutino1980]

Tom is looking more and more like Brody Stevens every episode

[@ItsKingChase]

Tim & Tina have been extra funny the last 2 episodes😭

[@NA-lp2re]

Gambling’s the best.

[@julioenrique8552]

It feels so good

[@AmandaBurns14]

Only 20 minutes in, and the laughs are non-stop! So glad Nadavvy is back in the booth! Gambling is the best!

[@thomaskuchulis2295]

Cheers David Walter! Way to embrace humor over all else. You are awesome.

[@pimbu936]

55:46 hey YMH, hire me on as your in-house electrical engineer and I’ll get Christine up to speed in no time 😂

[@error404blah]

Tom doing the blind impersonation with the eyes made me laugh harder than ever before!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chazfernandezcomedy]

That made my morning, I can go to work now.

[@ntutino1980]

Chrissy is wearing Chrissy D’s missing sunglasses

[@adidelapatru1466]

Wei Zhang Xian cuz

[@LittleMissArtist]

I was looking for a comment saying they look identical!! Thank you.

[@arkdiff2060]

“The ATM stopped giving me stuff” murdered me.

[@fleischtomate2435]

20mins in...this episode is wild already! xD love it!

[@Harperadvertisingllc]

David is honorary Mommy now - much love to someone who can lean in super hard.

[@xhandhele]

42:50 This is peak Christina. Love her even more for this!

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

51:20 That was hilarious. Christine was projecting Bert Kresiher vibes with that laugh

[@ENCrook]

When I heard Christina say “how does the spacemen talk to Houston?”, I reacted with an audible “what the fuck?”

[@jmmsait]

The booth laughing is my security blanket. Welcome back Nadav

[@catxanax]

Tom’s laugh sounds like he’s about to start singing stayin alive in the desert

[@mikeyrocks8664]

I can’t tell you how much I missed Nadav. The laugh track I didn’t know I needed

[@mrsoul6825]

80% of the time I sneeze I crack my back. It makes the experience even better and I enjoy sneezing as much as Tom.

[@vance9090]

Last few episodes have felt like some old school episodes. Seems like we got Tom back to a degree. So tight, so high

[@Tesla_Death_Ray]

Yeh it's like he wants to be there. Refreshing.

[@mitchellrecio1167]

Blind dude is Josh Potter in 10 years

[@Charlie-fp1pz]

Love you guys so much, just starting the episode, telescoping as I type

[@RobwithoneB]

The way christina says "simular" 😂

[@austincavender6101]

Happy to have Nadav back, his laugh is key to the show. But i truly hope he is recovering

[@8thlvlMage]

It's definitely not. Tom would still be funny and the clips would still be weird. Also, he just went on vacation. The rehab was a bit.

[@gokuss15]

@@8thlvlMage nah nadav is necessary. He’s the one man laugh track.

[@austincavender6101]

@@8thlvlMage his laugh is the chefs kiss on an otherwise perfect podcast. It was stolen online and used as a laugh track lol so its definitely a choice addition

[@joshtelly]

Christina had me lol a couple times this episode

[@grimeyass]

She nneed to stop all that meow shizle on the intro when i b Listerine

[@danielharrell1660]

51:24 Christina sounds just like Bert 😂😂😂

[@TeaGF]

Tom is such a dad "maybe we'll do it", after everyone gets pumped on the safari.

[@LorwelDonquist]

42:49 hardest I’ve laughed in a while 😂 God dayyyyum Christina 😂😂😂

[@accelerate08]

just wish tom would stop with the spitz sht

[@rubenrodriguez4560]

This is why I love y’all so much cause y’all are so real

[@loganc4597]

Neil Tyson has a segment where he talks about coming in space. Also the hub tried to shoot a scene in space. It was fully funded and ready to go but last minute some scientists were like yeah this isn’t really possible for your body

[@anachavez2416]

I bought her lipstick and it is high quality for sure! Great color and moisturizes with each application! Totally worth the money. I will definitely keep buying it.

[@ItsJustme526]

As someone who’s BOTH parents are blind, THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY TOM 😂

[@lumpydavidg2201]

I’m so glad you two are killin it. I’ve discovered so many comics thru JRE and you two are at the top(ish) of the list. 👍🏻♥️😊

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

Christina isn't an alien, she's just not the brightest crayon in the box, lol.

[@valve_is_better294]

David’s a real one, glad the charity still got money

[@det.caribou7405]

I just don’t know what to believe anymore with you guys 😢

[@thomaskuchulis2295]

Really love the educational/humor fun content. Makes learning and developing more enjoyable.

[@manuelalcala6344]

"One small stroke for mankind one big stroke for space x" Tom Segura 😂😂 I believe he truly wants to go to space 😅😂

[@covrtdesign5279]

15:54 is now on my top 3 moments all time!!!!

[@OhShit186]

I listened to the episode first and just today clicked on your timestamp. That shit was hilarious lol

[@TAZMASTA40]

Ymh gaslighting fans will never get old 😂

[@jakob7610]

Let’s gooo David. Glad to have you in BG

[@mirmizkool]

I love you guys so much. 💓 I thought Tom's sunshine towards Christina was the sweetest. And he's right, she's brilliant and has an excellent business partner in Tom. Blessings to the YMH family.

[@chrispankratz9386]

Send Nadav to alternative rehab in Germany next time.

[@mgrowbee]

1:31:10 love Nadav thinking nerve damage is just a standard function we all come preloaded with.

[@Keyser___Soze]

Awww I feel sane, normal and complete again. Missed Nadav, missed the laugh awww back to normal 🤓

[@funkk]

That blind guy clip was awesome!

[@TrulyNowhereMan]

The Fact they leaned so hard into Nadav's vacation and everyone still believes this is real is so hilarious. I live for these bits haha

[@dominoefxxx]

"We had a blast! We went over time, we were supposed to do a limited time and we went overtime and we had the best time. we had the best time doing it. Thanks MGM Grand, we had a really good time and we laughed a lot." Thanks Toddler Tim that was the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life.

[@larrygraham4875]

Wasnt jus me then...Toddler Tim😅🤣

[@shawngraham120]

😂😂😂😂

[@projecttsukuyomi9909]

read this in trumps voice for some reason

[@xannas.9207]

Thank god Nadav didn't get better I was nervous Glad you're back Jew!!!! ❤❤❤ have a good day to all mommys and jeans out there

[@Shano84Mac]

I Think Nadav's rehab is the best Bit they've done so far😅. Good one guys , because why would a guy being paid so well, be so stupid otherwise if it wasn't a bit .😂

[@WKRP187]

They have done a great job of not breaking and smiling.. I've been impressed

[@Qurisx]

Dude If this is a bit they have done literally the best at this one because even I am questioning shit. lol

[@jonboatmorava9115]

Most stupid guys are paid well and end up in this type of trouble because they were being paid well

[@lucianholbrook3966]

the amount of comments from concerned people is my fav part of all of this

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

The last part of this comment makes sense lol

[@WheezyTsunami]

My favorite episodes by far are when it’s just my two main mommies

[@tylerjcranford]

"SAVE FOR THA FUTURE NADAV!" 😂😂😂

[@leda0803]

This episode slapped. Also, love the glasses on mommy jeans. Real high and tight.

[@WinnieTheJew]

Enny: Don't blame me... Nadav: I'm not even there YET!

[@almosthomeless2395]

I’m from Vegas. Tom’s show was terrific and I was happy to buy Nadav’s car to help him out

[@OGaardal]

what a great show, and an amazing episode. so consistant, so good. love all

[@GlassDanimals]

Did Tim finally get his scrum eaten? He was such a delight to listen to this episode

[@dannywallington4348]

Love the pod guys from the uk. Glad to see Nadav back!

[@Dream_Weapon]

Great to hear Nadav back. The show is often left feeling empty without him. And THE OUTRO TRACK! That was amazing.