If Tom was wearing his glove, he wouldn’t have cut his thumb.

Ribeye = Dog food. Slap a Porterhouse on that grill

This is Hannah Barron in 30 years. And that is a compliment. Amazing woman

There is an episode of CSI that is literally like that 😂 I think it’s called the miniature killer

Nice Gus Chiggins beard. Protector women reviews here...

Tom looks like hes about to part the sea! 😂🙌

Just face the wall 😅😅😅😅

Fire type of autism

Baby Face Tim Segura , has been disguising himself as Zach galifianakis and fucking up your t.v. screens all around the world.... Tim we will catch you !!

Uh how does that work? You need the same house it happened in for it to be detailed 😂 dumb box of bricks she is.

Bert looked bad this ep, I hope he gets help

Wrong. 1 inch of snow all of texas shuts tf down.

Speaking my language...

The prisoner pen pal thing just reminded me of my biggest Paszitzky Effect. I didnt know I could play along with guessing games or game shows until like 4 years ago. I still have to make a conscious effort to remind myself I can do it. Ive watched the pen pal segment like 5 times on YMH and this is the first time I remembered I could also guess.

Why is Burts face literally BLOOD RED

Tom....you never go full retard. Never.

You guys suck. Didn't ask him about his best role. True detective. Rust Cole.

Martha Washington was a real hip hip lady. When George got home she had one rolled up for him already. Hip lady. Lol 😂

I'm in to women's boxes too 😂😂 PS: Tina comparing herself/women comedians to women boxing is absurd

Wtf is up with all the death wishes in the comments holy hell. SHES A WIFE AND A MOM. SHE FOUGHT AND BEAT CANCER. Congratulate her on being able to wake up and still be a mother to her kids and love her husband. What is wrong with you disgusting people?

Lol i was waiting for the i spunk all over all of them 😂

Cristina we need a book club

Lost my mom to cancer a little over a year ago. Im very happy she was able to beat hers. That shit is scary and no joke. It takes huge balls to go up against it.

haha my guy put tuna fish and fingering somebody in the same sentence.

Praying for Tom

literally the mom in hereditary

More comedians try to be political. No escape.

Sickler's counter question to him was great

Can Bert be quiet

1:14:33 here’s where matthew talks about the tuna recipe

I get a vacation day specifically for my birthday

It’s an inside joke to himself that’s fuckin great.

Yo... Tom looks good still even if he's fighting cancer

Tim was clean shaven when they went to Hawaii.

I think I'm the guy that said Christina gave Tom her cancer. I might be wrong, but that sounds it might be me The Vice President is the second most important job in the United States. The two of them are never allowed to travel together. One of them breaks Senate ties. It's an important job. You will be required to replace the president in an emergency. .... You will be meeting with world leaders. Every president needs a Vice.

When is the show on Netflix coming out

Tom: "The vice president should inherently be the first lady"... , well, that's true for my country, the president's wife IS the vice president, and she is gettin' more and more power by the minute. Guess where am I from?

Do the lipsticks have the magnetic lids?

I got an even better tip: skip the butter and oil combo and just use ghee.

Not Matthew McConaughey trying to be relevant after shilling for the left. He was nowhere to be found when Santa Fe tx got messed up by a d-bag because the students wanted their teachers armed. I can't even look at him anymore.

I need this woman to adopt me.

That sneeze ruined my life

That’s so smart…?.. lol she already on camera so is the license plate lol it’s ignorant if anything

Listen. Learn. Be Better to All.

49:29 😂😂😂

Wow you’re the worst part of your own show.. that is actually crazy Fake fucking interactions and genuine guests There you go

Bert ruined this fuckin interview. Fuck you Bert!

That's an amazing drawing of Ari

Tom is hilarious, but I sometimes get uncomfortable with his psychopathy lol

Love Bert but sometimes I just wish he would stfu. He can be so obnoxious.