Coming to America: The Life of Frederick Trump

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In the video today, we're looking at the rather interesting story of Frederick Trump and his journey to America and achieving the American dream.
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[@laurakuhn8743]

Simon Re: the name The Poodle Dog. At the time Poodles were associated with prostitutes. To the point that for the time, poodles were stigmatised as being the dog of prostitutes.

[@MenChooseSlavesObey]

I don't watch your videos to be berated with your subjective opinions.

[@HavanaWoody]

@@MenChooseSlavesObey Simon is cramming in as much ad revenues as he can before people who previously liked him become contemptuous as we are embarrassed and ashamed when we are familiarized with his narcissistic and overtly betterment than others. He has greatly overestimated his ability to entertain and ad lib.

[@darknessviking]

ah simon lets his hate for trump shine through tho. nice try tho

[@zodiacfml]

wow immigrants!

[@nertz4579]

Simon's beard is going to need its own channel soon

[@AMagrow]

Looking excellent

[@bengarver8155]

It hss three already.

[@CGingRun]

This needs to be the pinned comment

[@thomasthompson5613]

It's having a MegaStructure episode being worked on currently.

[@singingsiren82]

And the rest as they say... Then an ad for the Trump campaign starts, lol

[@Oogiappa]

This man has a voice that could continuously insult you directly and you wouldn’t know. 😂

[@MrSlipknot25]

He looks like walter white if he spent another year in the woods hiding from the DEA

[@jennyq4979]

That's so true Gina!

[@katherinea.williams3044]

Nailed it Gina! 🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼

[@katherinea.williams3044]

MrSlipknot25 I’d rather have Walter White as President. #walterwhiteforpresident

[@MrSlipknot25]

@@katherinea.williams3044 ok you think just cause you cute and on KZbin you can say whatever you want? Cause you maybe can but i just want you to know youre a fuckin........cutie pie 😤😤

[@sagethephoenix7494]

omfg since the conversation right before was about hiding German heritage, when you said "germophobe" my immediate thought was "fear of Germans" ROFL

[@highjix]

yea, so did I

[@marie-helenemartel7147]

Me too!!!!

[@myscreen2urs]

Me too. Talk about priming. 😂

[@Bandwithbrass]

my German Homie said that's Germanaphobia

[@bobcharlie2337]

That's funny.

[@alonsovalenzuelaking9208]

Actually BURST into laugh al 5:00 when Simon said: "Frederick soon took a job that could have otherwise been filled by a U.S. citizen..." 🤣

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@HenryPaulThe3rd]

The difference between now and then is, when Frederick came there were no generous welfare programs to take advantage of. It’s quite a different motivation to come to America to make your own living from scratch, as was the case then.

[@DanGolik]

Roe Jogan yes, welfare life is so awesome in the US everyone wants to come here to enjoy - Medicare, Medicaid, Food Stamps, 🥳🥳. If only other countries had generous welfare like we have in the USA! Who would want free public health care in Germany when you can relax and enjoy all the comfort of Medicaid!

[@djsonicc]

@@DanGolik some people can't swim all the way to Germany

[@DanGolik]

djsonicc true, I didn’t think of that! :) Canada maybe then?

[@fonkbadonk2957]

As a German, I am profoundly sorry for what we have brought upon the US.

[@DeuceSchnozzle]

Maybe you should apply that apology to Hitler? Trump is a blessing. Oh, tell Angela to get up off her knees for Vlad, okay?

[@8ofwands300]

Scotland deserves half the blame. ( Ignore the insults and insanity of the tRump cultist.) ☺

[@DeuceSchnozzle]

@stoic romulan The communist dems have tried to blame Vlad for 'helping ' Trump for FOUR YEARS, and you know what they have proven? That there are no facts to support it. None. Nada. Zilch. They have also proven if you have a complicit media towing the leftist party line for just as long, that idiots like you will believe the lies over facts. As for slavery? We freed slaves (by we, I mean Republicans) over 150 years ago. The dems (the slave owners) were defeated. We created a Constitutional amendment over 50 years ago (dems were against it) to ensure their rights. No apology needed. It's been fixed. Europe had plenty of slaves as well, a fact many in the EU like yto forget. Of course, so did Africa.

[@valeriebrown6079]

We Scots feel much the same.

[@andrewwinkenwerder5258]

There is so much spooky irony in this, from Fredrick trump getting deported, to Fredrick trump dodging the military, to Fredrick trump literally dying during the 1918 flue pandemic 👻

[@digitalperson108]

Blue Skies best thing he could do for America

[@SneedyKetler]

@Silvana Barilla why would the Democrats want Maxwell to die? She’s in custody and should answer for her actions, that’s what everyone wants

[@MichaelDerryGameitect]

@Silvana Barilla Rich and powerful people of both parties fear what Maxwell has to say, Trumps and Clintons included. Most democratic voters want justice no matter who gets taken down; republican voters seem to want 'demoncraps' to suffer no matter what horrible crimes are being committed. Party over country. "Sad."

[@tracytrace74]

@@SneedyKetler um, cuz she has "dirt" on them. Cuz she's a Madame and all, you know? I'm a little disappointed that I had to explain that.

[@tracytrace74]

@@MichaelDerryGameitect I have to say that both of your statements are probably true, but I would say that Dems would love to see Repubs go down just as much, and as for anybody being taken down, both equally want anybody but them taken down. Both are equally responsible for all the bullshit.

[@johnnypunish]

Draft Dodging runs in the family. LMAO

[@shawnrhem2721]

Typing “LMAO” makes you look like a fourteen year old girl.

[@johnnypunish]

@@shawnrhem2721 LMAO

[@HenryPaulThe3rd]

How many wars have you served in?

[@johnnypunish]

@@HenryPaulThe3rd Soooo your defense of Trump is to put me on trial? Classic move! I like it! Except it does NOT fly unless this video above is about me. Is it? Cause as far as I am aware, we are NOT discussing me. Furthermore, I am NOT a draft-dodging President of the USA and my father is not an immigrant deported by his country for dodging its draft. Do you have a serious position on this? Or are you just a clown with nothing better to do? Stay focused Counselor!

[@ProudMasterMason]

@Johnny Punish... I do not recall any support being mentioned for The President of the United States of America by @Roe Jogan. He simply asked "how many wars you served in" Why is your rebuttal directed to President Trump when your comment never mentioned President Trump nor did Roe Jogan comment mention President Trump.

[@IthlinnePewPew]

So affinity to sex workers runs in the family...

[@CujoHyer]

What runs in your family?

[@IthlinnePewPew]

@@CujoHyer crippling anxiety

[@quasimododisney8765]

@@HWEWSWEW LOL! Get over yourself, loser.

[@cesar_otoniel]

Affinity for sex workers runs in every man's penises while the results of sexual workers work run on female (Mostly) wallets.

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

@@quasimododisney8765 clearly you werent able to since you responded

[@EBOWARRIOR]

Regardless of political views, This is the American Dream.

[@AVAtistar]

From a barber to president in a few generation. Absolutely the American dream.

[@dems2145]

The same dream he don’t want other people and their families to have

[@EBOWARRIOR]

@@dems2145 Please give an example?

[@taralynntorrescarreralopez1574]

@@EBOWARRIORhow about him wanting to close the borders by building a wall to keep the brown Latin speaking ppl out the same ones he hired to clean his toilets in all his business and telling Puerto Rico to ask there president for help when he was there president hm American dream is only for white ppl I guess

[@milkman9560]

@@EBOWARRIORI heard he attempted to deny illegal immigrants’ children citizen status. Which is kinda lame tbh. The term “Anchor Baby” is some dehumanizing term. Haven’t heard Trump use it tho. Only his followers so hes ok there Btw I HEARD this from some random news outlet. Didn’t care to google

[@YeahhhAndy]

The barber grandpa must be rolling over in his grave right now with Donnie’s hairdo

[@chocolatetye797]

LMAO

[@michelehood8837]

YES! LOLOLOLOL!!!

[@soniameganck5036]

Why did you never mention that their name is actually Drumpf?

[@MarCapa-ed5uv]

I believe it is Trumpf. I used to work in a German/American company that used German equipment from a family named Trumpf. It’s known donald’s family got rid of the f at the end to kind of camouflage in The States. Fred Trump used to lie also about his parent’s country of origin, he said they were from Poland, to hide the German thing

[@lilli2273]

My Ortodontist here in Berlin is a relative of the President. I asked him if he was related because of the name and to my surprise he told me: “yes, but I don't want to be reminded of that“✌🏼😂

[@Oheng75]

Haha that's rich, coming from a german. You do see the irony in "genetic guilt", right?

[@lilli2273]

Oheng75 I think he probably said so because every patient is asking him.. and I can imagine it’s annoying 5 days a week.. Pres. Trump imo is just a very narcissistic guy, i don’t hold grudges. as for this 'guilt thing',..my whole family is from the coast, I know it was an extremely traumatic time back then for the woman, but otherwise they weren’t affected much by the Zeitgeist of Nazigermany.. only my grandpa lived in Berlin at the time, his father had severe PTSD.. this side of my family definitely was causing issues subconsciously... my grandpa and his sister are very different.. but I don’t think this stuff is manifesting in our DNA.. if that’s what you meant?

[@rikd5452]

Liar

[@vctrsigma]

1:35 Donald Trump is the humblest of people; no one is humbler. He says so himself.

[@EURIPODES]

As a Trump supporter even I find that funny.

[@Saltiren]

@@EURIPODES didn't know you weren't supposed to find things funny if you support Trump. Or is it that being a Trump supporter has no influence on your sense of humor?

[@jesseelliott4959]

Put him in the same room with 10 dreadlocked wooks, I guarantee you he walks out "with room for improvement" , or maybe there will be 10 dead wooks.

[@captaintk5901]

i support trump only cause he is the president and i rather him do good than fail that being said poke fun at anyone you want who gives a shit

[@TA_Plus_Hemi]

@@captaintk5901 right on

[@rexferalman4543]

Surprised that the majority of comments are politically neutral and relatively kind.

[@Fern635]

I was about to make a comment that was both political and unkind, but your comment stopped me 🤣.

[@NB_703]

I think it may be inspired by the tone of the video that was neither political nor relatively unkind.

[@VonOzbourne]

Well, you know, something something... political... echo chambers... educational... You're right. I must apologize for momentarily being uncouth.

[@SneedyKetler]

I think the last name means one thing these days, but F. wasn’t his grandson. He was just an immigrant hoping for a new start.

[@petahoee8281]

Ikr!

[@onlocationkat]

Ah, so his Grandma had all the business savvy.

[@marymarysmarket3508]

On Location Kat the Kal Kat show it was obviously passed down

[@rubensalas7155]

Don Juan El Californio he has filed for bankruptcy 5 times most of not all of his “empire” is a product of what he was given, and other people’s wealth is non of your business no one is going after you... you speak very highly about a man that called your race a bunch of criminals and rapist

[@SoloWaterCup]

Pharaoh G are you insinuating that Mexican is a race?

[@cc1k435]

She had the slumlord instincts, if it can be called business savvy.☹

[@svenhaheim]

Awww the envy is amazing, I am sure you have billions in value....

[@TangentOmega]

Didn't realize bone spurs were genetic.

[@annferguson3113]

Thinking the same here.

[@wirelesmike73]

A family history of pre-existing conditions. Go figure.

[@maaiker2977]

That and a fondness for prostitutes.

[@audie2574]

He is serving his country now for FREE. Viet Nam was an abomination created by the military industrial complex President Eisenhower warned us about, and he was correct. It was all about money, not patriotism. I feel so sorry for the men who were sent there. Should never have happened.

[@maaiker2977]

@@audie2574 Ahh you sweet summer child. 😂

[@rickhobson3211]

So everything is because one barber couldn't support himself where he was because there weren't enough hairy people. Who says history isn't weird?

[@letoubib21]

Honestly by then the _Bayerische Pfalz_ did be extremely poor. Guess nearly nobody could afford a barber. . .

[@bcaye]

Not enough people period, irrespective of how hairy they were.

[@caxm666]

TRUMP DOESN'T

[@TheWolfsnack]

actually, no....it is because his grandmother survived......or he would not even be a stain on a footnote of history....

[@knday]

If only Germany would've let grampa Trump stay. 😭 I thought his case had merit. I mean they didn't make that law until after he left for America the first time.

[@KNR90]

My grandparents also hid their German heritage. My grandfather to this day insists he doesn't speak German, his own native language. That said, Fred Trump looks like the sleaziest used car salesman

[@briansears5902]

If people read the comments before they comment there wouldn't be nearly as many comments.

[@FirestormX9]

Yet the quantity of readers will always outnumber that of writers.

[@jeffgambill3821]

That's a good point but who's got time to read 400 comments...I usually read until I find something that pisses me off then I either leave or spout off...lol

[@justcurioustexas]

No comment.

[@setapart1159]

@@jeffgambill3821 me too ...there's always plenty of comments that can piss one off 🤣

[@kentneumann5209]

Brian Sears - Insightful comment

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

The abundance of irony in this is hilarious.

[@markdemell3717]

The Don did look like his great granny somewhat. Grandpa was a Canadian pimp,I had no Idea about the brothel until three months ago from another documentary from the , Canadiana channel.Check it out,there is also some Interesting Canadian history. By the way ,I am Canadian.

[@joeleroy1857]

Irony? Because he came here legal and thats all trump wanted was immergrants to do it legally

[@johnlewis3891]

@@joeleroy1857 Ironic because Trump made it harder for people to come here legally. Trump literally said. that he did not want poor people coming here even though his grandfather came here while in poverty.

[@joeleroy1857]

@@johnlewis3891 no he did not... how did he make it harder.....?he let people in...what about your man biden with kids in cages?

[@johnlewis3891]

@@joeleroy1857 Oh yes he did. Let's start with the so called Muslim ban when Trump banned legal immigration from several Muslim countries. When the Supreme Court ruled the ban unconstitutional, Trump added a number of non Muslim countries and reinstated the ban. Also Trump made it harder for asylum seekers to apply for asylum. Before Trump, asylum seekers were allowed to apply in the US because their lives could be at risk in their home countries. Trump required them to apply in the native countries. Also there's the issue of chain migration, which Trump attempted to end even though his own wife's family came here through chain migration. abcnews.go.com/US/times-trump-slammed-chain-migration-apparently-helped-wifes/story?id=57132429 documentedny.com/2020/11/03/analysis-how-trump-made-legal-immigration-harder/

[@alech9418]

It is nice that this wasn't political, and I genuinely found it interesting. Thank you!

[@kevinwallis2194]

but he did have to take a few stabs letting me know a bit about how he leans, which is to the left.

[@Fooma777]

@@kevinwallis2194 letting you *assume a bit about how he leans. Simply because he pokes fun at Trump doesn't mean he automatically leans left. He does that with most of his video's subjects.

[@SolThax]

@@kevinwallis2194 Watch Business Blaze and you will know better.

[@alech9418]

@@kevinwallis2194 you can take a few stabs at someone you like. The stabs were meant to be humorous, and my point was that the intent was to be neutral.

[@Grinnar]

@@kevinwallis2194 you don't have to lean left to give criticism or make a joke about bad people.

[@DocOnHoliday86]

People in the comments need to realize the difference between a legal immigrant that went through the proper port of entrance (Ellis Island) and that of an illegal alien that crosses the border with no permission.

[@quasimododisney8765]

Why?

[@nlwilson4892]

What about ones that come to the US without a work visa, work as a sexy model and get their visa by sleeping with the right people?

[@davidharshman7645]

Another person that needs to learn that difference: Donald Trump...

[@DocOnHoliday86]

@@quasimododisney8765 because if you are ignorant on the matter, you can be easily misled.

[@RobertJRoman]

You might have a stronger point if asylum seekers today were not being detained immediately upon presenting themselves at crossing. You are assuming facts that are inaccurate, presumably because you do not dare to explore how fucked up our immigration system has become.

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

Holy shit man I haven't watched in a long time that beard is absolutely thriving

[@maisiesummers42]

It's not a beard. It's a small, furry animal that he uses to keep his chin warm.

[@marcpeterson1092]

He could used Friedrich's barber skills.

[@scaliedog2777]

I came here to say this! I love it

[@darkmadder9897]

We like the way it balances out his eggy head quite nicely. It suggests a figure-eight/Moebius-loop, with the rad chunky glasses giving a propellerhead vibe overall.🧔👍

[@fairwitness7473]

He fertilizes it with the tears of flat earthers and broken dreams.

[@Alpha-ro8sc]

This story & many more is the embodiment of the American Dream. Work hard, have a dream & seek a better life. Happy Birthday USA!

[@chadwilliams9141]

Eboidemwnt of opportunity and no laws the US made its richest in the late 1800s and early 1920s. Good fucking luck doing any of this as an immigrant now.

[@theyodaiam6964]

@@chadwilliams9141 It’s still possible but harder. Mostly due to big government regulations that make in hard for small businesses to succeed.

[@drewkhandi2312]

Owning slaves who could bring you massive wealth because it’s legal could do it too. Happy birthday US embrace ALL history

[@isidora5201]

@@drewkhandi2312 Slavery that happens to be allowing you and I to type our comments, that is.

[@tracyroweauthor]

@@theyodaiam6964 big government regulations don't make it harder for small businesses to succeed. You can thank the huge corporations for that.

[@EsotericSyncretism]

So draft dodging runs in the family. Good to know.

[@jackwalker3311]

Only idiots join the military.

[@katyungodly]

Don Hartman Jr that sounds absolutely despicable. Literally deciding one man’s life is worth more than another’s because of their class. What a shame.

[@emilymulcahy]

@Don Hartman Jr bullshit, Elvis was in, the royal family, etc

[@chs75]

@Don Hartman Jr Yes, they do...many young men from wealthy families were/are in the military.

[@dswynne]

@@jackwalker3311 So, I guess all those WW2 vets who fought the Nazis were idiots then, huh?

[@songohan3321]

Might come back later to the comments section for the second part of the entertainment.

[@archontassotiras1141]

Lol looks like you already got some content

[@quasimododisney8765]

@Apex Gemini Not to mention believing that progressive, snowflake rag, "The Military Times".

[@TA_Plus_Hemi]

@Apex Gemini It's true people will lap up anything coming from CNN. I saw the first time Don Lemon got all choked up and told his viewers for the first time he was sexually abused as a child, both times that he did it. The first time was in 2009 or 2010, the second was two or three years ago. Both, in his own words, were the first time he was willing to to admit it on air.

[@timokaaarp7779]

@Apex Gemini like believing Trump is a billionaire without seeing his tax returns? Like that? Is that what you mean? Or what he says about the size of his penis not being tiny? That sort of thing? You know, the reason he forces his victims to sign NDAs after paying them off? That sort of thing? How about the size of his inauguration crowd? That sort of thing?

[@karenfromva]

To say the grandfather took a job " that an American could have had ", was rude. At this time America was growing, everyone was coming to America. I don't get why America is considered "wrong" to want to control a border. ALL countries make you have a passport, and 3rd degree you before you entire a country. You usually have to have permission to work in a country legally. Why are you so against Americans having jobs in their own county?

[@blackpearl8439]

Karen From Va probably a sly dig at Donny.

[@welbyncastro9169]

Trump comes from a long line of draft dodgers.

[@senorGGG]

Trump wasn't a draft dodger he failed the physical test and wasn't eligible to be drafted to war

[@nwoudochiobinna3673]

I would gladly dodge the draft

[@Pwov]

@@senorGGG He actually did dodge he had a fraudulent document stating he has bone spurs which were proven to be untrue and false. Look it up if you don’t believe.

[@scottplumer3668]

A germophobe who had affairs with porn stars? I guess phobias aren't always logical.

[@aryalogo6624]

lies

[@ProctorsGamble]

Not in a psychopathic mind

[@bradleyweiss1089]

Phobia is an unhealthy fear.

[@norayoungers9632]

Lol

[@chkpnt-fq5rv]

So his family got rich by working hard, providing jobs and services for other people, and doing so while immigrating legally. And all before welfare and without any other government handouts. Imagine that.

[@kellym.6777]

Right? All of this thanks to one of them being an unemployed illigal immigrant at first. You really can't make that shit up.

[@Paul-gn6nc]

@Kelly M. I listened to this twice solely because of your comment and still didn’t hear anywhere that anyone in his family came over illegally

[@maddogmadison2188]

@@Paul-gn6nc If you listen to the part where he stated that he came over to America without registering (letting them know he was coming), which was something he was supposed to do. Then went on to say that his sister knew, so someone was expecting him. Hence meaning he was an illegal immigrant.

[@jackmason5278]

Kinda ironic that the president with the absurd hair is the grandson of a barber.

[@here_we_go_again2571]

Ha! I think that Boris Johnson (UK) has him beat. Boris always looks like he just rolled out bed.

[@quanbrooklynkid7776]

@@here_we_go_again2571 word

[@MrsShocoTaco]

You'd think he'd change it but I suppose it's a sort of trademark by now lol

[@emerje0]

I find it more ironic he's the grandson of an illegal immigrant.

[@MrsShocoTaco]

@@shackdaddy7106 And colored by the easter bunny. Still voting for him, though 🇺🇲

[@VaughnG71]

So draft dodging is a family tradition.

[@nebulaunfolding]

Yes when you don’t believe a war to be just.

[@mykulpierce]

I still find it so strange that there are people that are draft dodging insulters in the world where people like Muhammad Ali and others were given that same stigma I didn't do much against their legacy.

[@Mitchieboo1970]

African American should never get involved in any war period. Especially for a country that has never treated them fairly.

[@nebulaunfolding]

Bunkiebe I was the only one in my family to join the military and serve honorably. I don’t condemn my family for not joining or avoiding the draft. They served on the home front in their own way. From aircraft mechanic to nurses, they all did their part. Now it’s Trumps turn to serve. Some people aren’t made for the armed forces. I see you like art and cooking. I wouldn’t expect you to serve in the military. And if you did thanks.

[@toomworld]

Michael Pierce Muhammad Ali and other draft dodgers were not put in command of the military, they never became commander in chief. That’s the difference

[@skaerup]

That beard, tho... if it becomes sentient, will it start its own KZbin channels, or just take over Simon’s?

[@winnifredforbes8712]

Sandra Kragh-Hansen Yeah. Getting a little nest-like!

[@leesfamilybreaks6089]

If? I fear that you mean...WHEN....its almost a certainty at this point!

[@musgrovebarry]

He can always do what drumpf does and comb it over

[@rush1er]

I could ride out the rest of this shit-storm called 2020 in that beardy goodness.

[@veenoir1991]

His writer danny and his beard are secretly working on a new channel featuring their band "danny and the beard"

[@regularfather4708]

Once again, y'all remained impartial when you could have been partisan... that's why I keep coming back here.

[@4000marcdman]

What do you mean? You didn't notice the emphasis on all the terms that had to do with immigration?

[@meghanschuler4739]

Yeah he kept repeatedly saying hiw both frederick and 45s mom stole american jobs. And, the bullshit of that is that all cons and repubs i know are PRO IMMIGRATION. what the left seemed to do so well was convince everyone that being pro legal immigration us the same as pro illegal. Its not. We're all for ppl coming to the us as long as 1 its legally and 2 they have no nefarious intentions.

[@Sheilanagig]

In 1893 Matilda Joslyn Gage wrote a book called "Woman, Church and State". She describes girls being lured into prostitution with ads for nannies and housekeepers, only to find themselves chained up in a cabin in a logging camp. This was contemporary with Frederick's saloon/brothel enterprise. So far as I've read, it's made to sound like he wasn't personally involved in what was happening there, or like the women he was running were independent contractors there to get a piece of that Yukon gold the easy way. I'm not so sure. If girls were being lured to the logging camps of Wisconsin in the 1890's, why would it be any different in the gold fields of Alaska in the same timeframe?

[@dietlindvonhohenwald448]

Many were lured and many were under age

[@carltonleboss]

So at least one member of the Trump family knows how to successfully run a casino

[@songohan3321]

This comment put a smile on my face.

[@highjix]

Man that cut was so sharp I felt it and I don't even like Trump in the slightest.

[@highjix]

@drew pedersen Let's be honest, you can put that label on many of the rich. I was shocked as hell when I found out that the royals did military service. But 9 times out of 10, it's the poor and lower income families who sons and daughters go to fight, but it's the rich who decide where they die. Oil, panama canal, rubber trees...

[@quanbrooklynkid7776]

@@highjix right

[@usnairframer]

@drew pedersen Yes, Donald Trump is the ONLY person of wealth on America who avoided military service. Absolutely nobody else, and certainly no one you idolize, did something similar. smdh.

[@claytonbenignus4688]

I appreciate the efforts to avoid turning this into a hatchet job.

[@StigmataTickles]

Donnie does a pretty good job of hatcheting himself.

[@imaner76]

Yeah the man himself has that cover ;)

[@stupidsnek]

Haha Orange man bad

[@DocLeQuack]

Tbh though the most interesting information was that Chinatown used to be a mini Germany

[@kari7403]

And of course, the hecklers use this as an opportunity to wrong that right. God forbid there be anything neutral or not negative about the man allowed in the media or accessible to the general public. Gotta make sure that's tainted and shit all over.

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

Donald Trump's grandfather was a poor uneducated immigrant who become a somewhat wealthy self made man and Donald Trump's father became a wealthy self made man, meanwhile Donald tried to be a self made man with the financial help from his father; but he had more business failures than successes.

[@promontorium]

He real talent has always been in entertainment. While this may chap your ass, I remain, entertained.

[@deey7533]

This!

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

@@promontorium im not saying he didn't have successes, im just saying most of them failed before he could sell them off unlike his father and grandfather

[@Tom-yc8jv]

Too bad your statement is 100% fake, about Donald Trump....sad

[@nlwilson4892]

@@HWEWSWEW He hid most of his business problems and sold them off before they actually went bust. So his real talent was knowing when things were going bad, covering it up and selling the problem to someone else.

[@rayceeya8659]

My family has been here a lot longer than Trump's. Why aren't we millionaires too? Oh yeah that's not how capitalism works.

[@BlaqueCzar]

Never mentions the original Family name at this time was Drumpf.

[@benpatterson4452]

Donald Trump looks like his paternal grandmother.

[@thogshiesty]

If I had a useless superpower, I wish it would be hearing bad canned laughter every time I had to read the same old jokes about the president

[@nelsonx5326]

Ben Patterson Yes, with a bit of his mother. His grandmother was nice looking.

[@cctomcat321]

Google his mother. She looks like Donald Trump is making an Eddie Murphy plays his whole family movie.

[@Tulpen23]

Funny, I thought he looked so much like his paternal grandfather (in addition to his mother).

[@ziggygunz2447]

Undeniable! Photographic proof Donald Trump is a hermaphrodite!

[@Willy_Tepes]

The attitudes towards immigrants depends on whether they are needed or not. Immigration can both be positive and negative.

[@nozecone]

So ... the US needed barbers and pimps back in the 1900s?

[@apacheattackhelicopter8185]

Whether they come legally or not

[@Willy_Tepes]

@@nozecone Yes, I do think the US needed barbers and pimps. Do you think they didn't?

[@Willy_Tepes]

@@apacheattackhelicopter8185 Legality has noting to do with it, look at the legal immigration in Europe, it is not very popular.

[@quasimododisney8765]

@@Willy_Tepes Okay - you've told us all about yourself that we need to know.

[@amoscardoza5253]

I guess bone spurs runs in the trump family! Lol

[@hippyjason]

​@@HWEWSWEW Sarcasm is lost on Libtards. Half of those idiots are going to think you actually agree with them, and miss your true point entirely.

[@highjix]

Not true, Trumps grandfather didn't appear to have bone spurs, he was able to run very quickly and pretty far to avoid serving in the military. Maybe it's a recessive gene like trumps hairline

[@andrewmeyer8783]

@@HWEWSWEW I guess you think Donald had equally noble motivations for dodging the draft? Or do you actually believe that bone spurs thing?

[@quanbrooklynkid7776]

@@HWEWSWEW haha

[@sheridagreen2125]

Anyone else see the irony of grand pappy Trump dying of the Spanish flu?👀

[@BadlndsBob]

13:00 Donald Trump's grandfather died from the Spanish Flu?

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Isn’t it ironic?

[@chrissscottt]

I'm guessing he didn't wear a mask.

[@tubafats100]

Kit it’s ironic because with that family history you would think Trump would take coronavirus more seriously

[@wendys390]

Yes, and immigrated legally. One word makes such a difference.

[@MargaritaOnTheRox]

@Kit The 5th definition of irony on dictionary.com an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

[@vixendoe2545]

To bad D. Trump hadn't inherited more of his grandmother's smarts.

[@vixendoe2545]

@Derek Johansen or something you're cute! A lot of his professors were not complementary. Saying he was not all that smart. And my political stance has no bearing on my opinions. I look at all the evidence. That is what we are supposed to do. Liberal, Conservative, Democrat or Republican.

[@siddokis2945]

Instead of just her little hands.

[@hajibrownnfnit8359]

I'd like to see The Life of Prescott Bush.

[@elfiepapini4470]

He and Allan Dulles helped Hitler convert Marks into Swiss Franks to purchase military equipment and artillery, and Henry Ford a huge Anti-Semite helped Hitler as well! Helped

[@RallyGal94]

My grandmother remembers as a child being told to stop speaking German. Elder member of the family had dimensia/alzheimers and commited murder suicide to his wife because he was so terrified people would lynch them for being German. Made the news. Sad story.

[@katyungodly]

I wonder, how did that work out in his mind? “They can’t lynch us if we lynch ourselves first!!!”

[@pickledginger5876]

Katy Leanne - they were putting Asians and Germans into camps here in the US during the war. I imagine he thought of all the heartbreak she was going to suffer without him. Don't be an asshole.

[@chaznonya4]

I'm so sorry. My grandparents emigrated from Germany, but my grandmother also spoke Rominy and Yiddish. I learned all 3 from her - but a little jumbled. I also learned Gael from my maternal grandmother. 🤔 The inside of my head sounds funny and sometimes when I'm tired or exited what comes out isn't English 😂

[@banana-dw3ez]

Katy Leanne for the sake of the family. If the elders are known to be German the rest should be too and there you have 2 more generations in the mud.

[@happypeasanthomestead344]

I've heard the same in my family, English speaking only

[@justusshepherd5579]

He tried to dog him for being an immigrant looking for work, when in fact he was a legal immigrant that came through a point of entry.

[@SINNER5150]

Anything to make our President look like a Hippocrate! Guess this guy likes jumping on the band wagon!

[@marymarysmarket3508]

Fagus Grandifolia Russians aren’t killing anyone..fool

[@yomama1254]

@@marymarysmarket3508 oh for pity's sake!! he said paying others to do the killing. (The Afghan Taliban in case you are wondering) Like trump, you don't seem to read well.

[@yomama1254]

@justusshepard. I have other perspectives.... 1. The rules were pretty easy for white folks in the 1800s. 1A. He lied at that point of entry saying he had no profession 2. Grandad was a draft dodger and a wimp just like donnyboy 3. Donnyboy has essentially CLOSED legal points of entry by ILLEGALLY shifting the test from 'reasonable suspicion of grave danger' to 'give me your kid to sell while you prove it.' 4. Donnyboy's grandad died early from the Spanish flu whilst your hero has killed 135,000 Americans by pretending he doesn't know ppl die from pandemics. Just saying

[@yomama1254]

@@SINNER5150 he doesn't look like a hypocrite. He is a bona fide hypocrite. Telling facts isnt salacious. Ignoring facts is ignorance in action.

[@jypsywith_a_jae7575]

Lol..."The Adjustment Bureau was definitely involved here."

[@phyllisdevries5734]

Every town in Alaska has an Artic bar.

[@d.c.8828]

*Badum-bum-bum-tshhh*

[@chippychick6261]

Arctic?

[@MikeDavis73]

Wasn't the family name originally Drumph, or something like that?

[@missingpiece5631]

Yes, i think it was spelled Drumpf lol

[@bon7029]

about 500 years ago.

[@stephenherbertson4544]

@@bon7029 Try his grandfather. Simon omitted mentioning that, but he was born Drumpf.

[@thephantomoftheparadise5666]

That's what I heard.

[@luckystriker7489]

I think The Young Turks first mentioned that the original family name was Drumpf. They also claimed that Donald's grandfather made a fortune by selling stuff to the Nazis.

[@josephsmith6777]

Soooo dogging the millatary service runs in the family

[@elyahuhirshberg4968]

Wdym? Military service isn't mandatory in the US,

[@AfricanMilkTree]

​@@elyahuhirshberg4968it is when you're drafted

[@Gingerchalky]

I remember as a child my grandmother telling me Trump’s grandfather fled Germany to avoid tax payment for something and she told me this back in the 90’s

[@Gingerchalky]

Robert Ortiz-Wilson no as I said in my comment my grandmother told me this back in the 90’s. This was well before the internet existed as it is now. So there would be no link for this

[@Gingerchalky]

Robert Ortiz-Wilson omg sorry, I think I totally misread your reply. Sorry I read it at stupid o’clock in the morning. Did you mean maybe it’s a link to something within the family? If so probably. Considering the alleged news that’s come out

[@dshe8637]

In discussing the 'coming to America' theme, you missed a bit: like Trump's mother fraudulently self-categorising herself as naturalised in 1940 when she wasn't; or his wife Melania illegally working as an undocumented immigrant before getting a class of visa for exceptionally talented individuals, when she was just a glamour model.

[@twothreefour234]

Yet she speaks several language, runs a business, and is first lady. All you have going for you is the ability to show your ass on public. ICE is watching you.

[@thehonesttruth8808]

Some people can’t check their TDS before they have absolutely nothing else going on...they can literally disappear and no one would know

[@dshe8637]

@@twothreefour234 ???? I don't have a donkey I do speak several languages I'm not concerned about ICE ??????

[@user2144]

Unrelated, but... Coming to America is a good movie. One of Eddie’s best. Agree?

[@amoscardoza5253]

Yes!

[@shannon3944]

Yes, and I can't believe how YOUNG they looked then....damnit!!! TIME GOES SO FAST!!❤💯❤

[@rsw0103]

I'm hoping the sequel is at least tolerable though!

[@user2144]

rsw0103 Sequel? 🤔

[@nooneyoucaretoknow6986]

That film got one of my favourite columnist a bit of cash. Art Bucwald was a political satirist during the late 20th century. He filed a plagiarism suite and won. While I can't remember the amount given over, but I reckon it was enough for a nice retirement.

[@jaycweingardt11]

4:35 well as far as the US was concerned Frederick immigrated Legally, and he got a job Legally. That is all we Americans Ask, follow the Law.

[@jaycweingardt11]

Law at the time, I will add, because the Law now is different than it was back then.

[@marymarysmarket3508]

jaycweingardt11 no it isn’t different. There is immigration policy now, too

[@mightymite3958]

B.s. all he had to do is gibe a name, and pay for the ticket

[@jaycweingardt11]

@@mightymite3958 that's all it took back then... Today is a bit different.

[@lrose1310]

@@jaycweingardt11 well that and to be white. Chinese were straight up banned.

[@jbghumanjr]

"Then one fateful day... she went to a dance." lol!

[@dougtheviking6503]

As an American of German decent . The fact of hiding your heritage or ethnic background was not unusual at that time. I guess if you come from nothing . Work hard ,spend money wisely. You too could have a pice of the American pie? Or be President ? AMERICA F --- Yeah! 👍🇺🇸

[@rplumb7697]

This episode deserves an entry in the future history hologram “Beards of the COVID19 pandemic”

[@UseIntelligenceMice]

Please, for the love of creation...stop regurgitating Corona virus comments. Everyone knows about it, you haven't provided any productivity with it, and nothing was gained.

[@livingintongues]

I've noticed Alot of ppl growing beards in all this heat and bacteria..

[@katyungodly]

Mrs. Patterson coronavirus is not a bacteria, it is a virus. VERY different things.

[@katyungodly]

Rhett from Good Mythical Morning’s beard and hair is getting insane 😂

[@markdemell3717]

It's not exactly a ZZ Top beard!

[@steverossini]

I'm just here for the comments. 🍿

[@songohan3321]

Give it about an hour. Things are going to be spicy.

[@lll3388]

Dave A. Trump2020 🤣

[@ziziroberts8041]

1 minute 30 second ad at the beginning far too long.

[@gregverney-smith5612]

Imagine complaining about someone making money from the free content they offer you. Skip it you dope.

[@kushking949]

yeah it's not enough the paid ads on all his videos but this is what we deal with when homeless people try to live off youtube like this creator

[@BEdwardStover]

recent immigrant took a job that would otherwise have been filled by an American gee that sounds familiar where have I heard that before? or at least some version of it? I wonder

[@tracyroweauthor]

you mean like avocado picker? Lots of Americans vying for that job, aren't there.

[@captainl-ron4068]

Tracy Rowe perhaps those yanks should show a little humility and pick the damned avocados, if the farmers have to shell out a few more dollars to make them do so.....so be it. Keeping an underclass simply because you feel yourself 'too good' to perform a given task is frankly inexcusable. I also find it interesting that the example you went to was the knobbly hipster fruit.....rather telling.

[@tracyroweauthor]

@@captainl-ron4068 Well, Cap (can I call you Cap? Well, I'm gonna anyway) See, Cap, I don't know where you're from, but since you refer to Americans as "Yanks" I'm going to guess it's not from here. So anyway, despite being too old to be a hipster, I really like avocados. Lots of good omegas and stuff. There's that stereotype shot, I guess. Anyway, in America, "Yanks" come from the east coast. Avocados are grown on the west coast. Now me, living on the east coast, I am, indeed, a Yank. So you see, Cappie (I'm calling you Cappie now) I really have nothing to do with picking avocados or how much workers are paid to pick them. That being said, I'm not a fan of the whole immigrants are only good for shit jobs thing either. But here in America (where you may or may not live) we have these creatures called "Republicans". They are of the genus conservatus. Not very bright, always afraid of losing out on something, not big on compassion or empathy. They yell a lot too. Mostly tinfoil hat conspiracies, but they also have this thing about immigrants coming and taking their jobs. Weird little creatures. I like to call them the "I, Me, Mys" because everything is all about them. You have to be delicate with them. So you remind them that immigrants aren't taking "their" jobs, since they don't do the jobs immigrants do (one of them which happens to be picking avocados. See? There was a point to me using that as an example). Calms them down, which is good because their faces get all red and splotchy their eyes get all bloodshot-it really isn't pretty. tl:dr of course, you asshole, I know that immigrants deserve better. But the reality is that at this point immigrants AREN'T taking Americans jobs because they do jobs that Americans are too wussy to do. Does it suck? Yeah. Can I, personally, fix it? Well, no. Except maybe by voting. Maybe next time not so much with the assumptions, k L. Ron? p.s. are you interested in the science of the mind?

[@captainl-ron4068]

Tracy Rowe if you fall for the 'durka dur' South Park stereotype....then I can't help you. Your misplacing of blame and blatant political partisanship is also kinda unproductive. I know some people have had a bug up their bums about the 'evil republicans' and have never forgiven the GOP for setting their slaves free....but thems the breaks and the Dems will just have to get over it....we don't let people own others anymore. The use of field slaves is not moral. It shouldn't be this hard to get people to understand this basic precept in 2020. My own countrymen stuffed the abolition of slavery down the rest of the world's collective throats quite a long time ago.

[@RockinCowgirl1000]

@@tracyroweauthor This is nothing new. The U.S. has had the same immigration policy since 1776, or even before when the Brits ran this place. Every group of people who came here were labor for someone. Of course, the Africans didn't have a choice and were brought here against their will. Factories were starting and someone had to work in them. Farmland wasn't sold to European settlers because we wanted to help poor, landless peasants. It's because someone had to plow land that had never been farmed before. We have this idea of America opening its doors to immigrants because we felt sorry for them, want to give them freedom, etc. But the real reason is, there was hard work to do and someone had to do it. Which is why Trump's story kind if brings up the "take our jobs" complaint. He was a barber, a middle class job, and it was unusual for an immigrant at the time.

[@banana-dw3ez]

Simon truly enjoyed this. “Soon took a job that could’ve otherwise be given to an American citizen.” Even underneath the furry baby he calls beard the smirk was glowing.

[@markharral]

Ahh but Simon missed 1 crucial fact. Trump’s family immigrated here legally they didn’t sneak in. Hhhhhmmmm go figure.

[@JStrong-ps4pu]

@@markharral liberals always miss facts. Still dont know if its cause they are not smart enough or they are just ignoring them on purpose. Either way America is fucked cause their is alot of people like this in America.

[@unfound175]

@@markharraland @JStrong1980: It was ridiculously easier back then. There was no appealing to the government with paper work, no weeks of waiting just to be denied, no deportations. During the time of Castle Garden immigration, there was essentially an “open door” policy where if an immigrant could pay to make their way to the United States, they could live here. I implore people to verify their statements before posting stuff easily disputed.

[@dawnyockey1475]

Melissa Lantz not entirely true. A lot of very wealthy democrats in the north wanted slave labor that they called “indentured servants “. Or they lived freely in slums and practically starved and froze to death while working for nothing. Again, ought to learn your history, but public schools are run by Libtard marxists.

[@markharral]

Dawn Yockey I couldn’t agree more. I graduated in 90. You could fit everything I learned about history in one volume. Nowadays I avidly read just about anything I can or watch documentaries about history. To bad the history channel became reality hell. One of my favorite quotes is "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." I don’t dislike liberals. I dislike the people that are trying to separate our country. As Lincoln said "A house divided against itself cannot stand." We need to unite with the left and drain the swamp.

[@curtismartin2866]

Funny thing, there is no mention of Grampa Trump's "Friendship" with Meyer Lansky. Also missing is the part where, upon his untimely demise, Grandma Trump and young Fred were watched over by the Genovase family.

[@dodaexploda]

Oooof these comments are not going to be enlightening.

[@TA_Plus_Hemi]

@Dave A. so he's as Presidential as Clinton, or Kennedy. Also he at least beds women outside his gene pool (FDR). Waaaa Trump is President and I now see what conservatives have complained about multiple times, but I don't like Trump so it should end.

[@TA_Plus_Hemi]

@Dave A. so incest, cheating and misogyny are good when perpetrated by the left? Have fun watching CUJoe lose in November.

[@TA_Plus_Hemi]

@Dave A. Kennedy handed Vietnam to Robert McNamara who sent faulty, non chrome lined chambers, M16s to the troops. He did that after he was told by Eugene Stoner the guns would not operate as expected without the Chrome lining. Of course he did make one step first , he had his people see which would be more cost-effective, send the guns back to get them chrome-lined or pay for the projected military funerals. McNamara chose the latter not the former. So there you go Kennedy was such a bad president he delegated being a shitbag out to someone else so they could crap bag all over the place. That was the genocide of South Vietnamese people and American troops.

[@TA_Plus_Hemi]

@Apex Gemini 😄😄🤣

[@TA_Plus_Hemi]

@Apex Gemini 👍

[@Christopolis]

Sickly child? I thought he was going to say bone spurs :P

[@andersaxmark5871]

Nobody has ever worked "literally nearly every day" in Bavaria Every third day is an obligatory Catholic holiday

[@icabod3374]

What do you think "nearly" means? Not trying to be a smart ass but "nearly" indicates he didn't work 7 days a week.

[@lessforloans]

Icabod337 I see the joke went over your head huh

[@icabod3374]

@@lessforloans Care to enlighten me? Was there a joke in that comment? Is the joke that they have a lot of Catholic Holidays in Bavaria?

[@lessforloans]

Icabod337 he’s just making a joke about how many catholic holidays the country has. Obviously there isn’t one every three days but there are a lot of them without a doubt. So you telling him what “nearly” means isn’t necessary.

[@347walnut]

Not only in Bavaria.

[@aM-pg3nr]

FACT CHECK: there is Kallstadt and Karlstadt, pronunciation can easily be mixed up for non native speakers. Kallstadt is the City that Frederick Trump is from and its not in Baveria, it's in a state called "Rheinland-Pfalz". I live 30 Min out from Karlstadt, Bavaria and was super surprised to hear that Trump has ancestory from there lol so I double checked.

[@kham3050]

The whole time I was living in Bavaria I never heard anyone talk about Trump ancestry. As you know Bavaria may as well be another country. It's like they erased a border between 2 countries. Even the German is totally different. We just moved from Oberpfalz Bavaria. He is right that Kallstadt USED to be apart of Bavaria. I'm guessing you are near K-Town? I miss it there

[@Cowboy-in-a-Pink-Stetson]

Hi am Main. Actually at the time of Friederichs departure from "Germany" that part of what is now Rheinland-Pfalz belonged to the kingdom of Bavaria. So he was a Bavarian citizen in the German 2nd Reich. Just saying..... ;-)

[@ludicrousone8706]

@@Cowboy-in-a-Pink-Stetson it is still not Bavaria proper, but Rheinland-Pfalz. We do disown him.

[@JStrong-ps4pu]

@@ludicrousone8706 u only disown him cause ur country is being ran by an anti Trumper.

[@silvioolivera7302]

Wish i had the free time that yu have

[@Pepsiguy]

I made it five minutes and couldn’t take the snide comments any longer.

[@saddletramp5000]

Yet there are people in the comments saying how they appreciate how unbiased this bio was. Guess since he didn't say "literally Hitler" or "orange man bad" that's unbiased in today's standards.

[@wrongsalvation8904]

I can see you two are new to the channel.

[@jamesdean8789]

His grandfather came through the immigration center at Castle Clinton in NYC. Tesla also came through there.

[@Voice_of_Rambol]

And millions others, your point?

[@Damond_Warrior]

trump got teslas machines

[@cctomcat321]

@@Damond_Warrior I've heard that too. But what did he do with them. And why? Kinda seems just like one of those random theories.

[@siddharthbirdi]

@@Voice_of_Rambol I think his point is that the Trumps came legally, so it isn't hippocritical for trump to be anti illegal immigration.

[@zakattack8624]

I love how it's called Castle Clinton. The future villain of the Trumps xD You can't make this up.

[@Cari111111]

LOL so his Grandpa was a draft dodger too? JK, I don't agree with the draft anyway but it's ironic. Edit: AND his grandpa was deported from Germany, even though it was his home.... Edit: AND his grandpa and mom were poor immigrants who "took American jobs" Present day DJT just needs to not be a hypocrite and then we're good.

[@massivecunt5699]

His grandfather and mother were both legally immigrated which Mr. President has never opposed and his grandfather getting deported made his family wealthy. It's not enough to watch these videos, you need to understand them as well my friend.

[@mistamarvelous8203]

Interesting. The lying started with his father's ancestry tale. So the apple didn't fall far from the tree?

[@evensong3356]

Lying about their ancestry made perfect sense for the time, my family who immigrated from Russia during the height of the cold war changed our family name to johnson for obvious reasons.

[@venera13]

Died during a pandemic, then 100 years later his grandson made another pandemic far more deadly than it should have been. Ironic.

[@taintflap9132]

Stfu

[@-haclong2366]

16:25 George Washington said that shaking hands is below the office of the president, and that an American president should only greet others by bowing. It's such a shame that this tradition came out of use, especially during the current pandemic.

[@Acidfunkish]

@Mr420Spy Not everything said or done by everyone is good or bad. Bad people can have good ideas, and good people very often have bad ideas, too. Not touching hands is fucking brilliant, and has been adopted by cultures, already (eg: Japan). How does it make sense to touch one of the germiest spots on every single person you meet? You might as well poke the anus of every single person on the street (also kind of a Japanese thing, coincidentally, but at least it's done through clothing).

[@orangetruckman]

I throughly enjoyed your emphasis when identifying how American jobs were taken 🤭wink wink, nudge nudge.

[@gitmehere1]

Trump talks about illegal immigration specifically. The fact that this man conflates the to makes me think he just a talking piece that sound smart because of the British accent

[@animerlon]

Yes, that was rather good. Got a good chuckle out of it too.

[@katyungodly]

gitmehere1 yet when Dems talk about “paths to citizenship”, right wingers get quite upset... funny how that works

[@johkyo]

@@katyungodly It's the method of the Dems "path to citizenship" that conservatives disagree with. Legal immigration is seen as a strength by mainstream conservatives. Hope your having a great day! :) Take care.

[@gitmehere1]

@@katyungodly That was intellectually inept for you to even say. Move on child go read a book.

[@RorRiiZzLE]

That beard is a LEGEND!! Also, the Trump dynasty started as a failed barber 💈 is seemingly not surprising lmfao Also, skipping out on the war without proper cause goes back to his grandfather, but at least Donald’s Dad was smart enough to pay a doctor for a note saying a bone spur made Donald unable to fight, which is just ridiculous considering he played multiple sports including football.

[@rsoubiea]

Rory Smith how ironic right?

[@drbenis3133]

And Biden faked Asthma, what’s your point? Vietnam was a war a ton of people were not behind, and you shouldn’t be forced to fight in something you don’t believe in

[@quanbrooklynkid7776]

I didn't know Donald Trump play sports back in the day that's cool

[@loritracy1385]

He must know his family history. His grandfather amongst the early deaths due to the 1918 flu pandemic & he does nothing to prevent over a million deaths due to covid.

[@PATRIOT-nt5ub]

🇺🇸TRUMP/PENCE 2020!!!🇮🇱 --Bell, CA. 🇺🇸

[@repeatdefender6032]

Simon, that beard... it’s so voluminous, so symmetrical; it looks like it has great mass like a neutron star or a black hole

[@freddymeischer2219]

What is the differance between a chickpea and a pinto bean? Donald trump would never pay a 1000$ for a pinto bean on his face.

[@416dl]

Not a bad bio, Simon's evident hair envy not withstanding.

[@tomshady3530]

You forgot to mention they started off as Drumpf family, and changed their last name to Trump.

[@danielgodfrey4415]

@No One that's why you (Tom shady) have to ask parents permission to use the internet.

[@barnwobble]

Funny how Trump comes from a Barber,his granpappy must be rolling in his grave.

[@SkyGardner]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2q3p5x_qr2Diac or tearing up a bit

[@darthsawlex8257]

Maybe he's proud his Grandson has such a unique hairstyle.

[@joehemmann1156]

Simon knows nothing about almost any widely popular books or movies, but he breezes through the Adjustment Bureau call-out like he knew exactly what it was...

[@TodayIFoundOut]

I have recommended that movie to him, so maybe he actually watched it. :-) (Not holding my breath though ;-)) -Daven

[@photoflo78]

Great movie

[@TodayIFoundOut]

One of my favorites. And totally unexpected. :-) -Daven

[@photoflo78]

@@TodayIFoundOut i agree😉great cast, great director, great cinematography. I was impressed and was not expecting to like it

[@Pwnopolis]

For one yes its his job to present it so. & to finish, who cares if he doesn't like "widely popular books or movies" I would argue that makes him a better and more intelligent person not to consume mass media trash. I don't watch tv nor do I go to the movies, waste of money time & mind. But maybe I misunderstand the comment & its intention.

[@scottgreene6130]

If only Friedrick's home town had more people for him to cut hair :(

[@rodneycraig3118]

Simon always brings up stories of people's parents or grandparents. Remember you are not accountable for the sins of your parents or grandparents.

[@palestalemale8831]

He has enough sins of his own to be judged on. But it is interesting that he comes from garbage stock too. Apple doesnt fall from the tree.

[@alitlweird]

unless you’re white and live in America. apparently. (and it’s not the sins of your parents or grandparents... it’s the sins of OTHER people’s great, great, grandparents)

[@415s30]

Well Drumpf has said his father was born in Germany three times on camera, this just helps show how he lies all day long ,every day.

[@Goron1988]

I'm starting to believe that there is some time travel involved like many others in this comment section ...

[@cerberus7.625]

Goron1988 If I could travel back in time I’d give Donald ‘s father a condom.

[@57kibbi]

Yep.

[@rhiannonblue5988]

For the Seattle underground tour they talk about his history of making money off the backs of women.

[@SpaceG95]

Pun intended 😉😂

[@kingkong8974]

Those women made money off laying on his beds

[@SpaceG95]

@@kingkong8974 we all understand what it means. Thanks grand detective 👀🤔

[@Kaboomboo]

I went on that tour too! In 2016 lol

[@tracyroweauthor]

@Blue Skies and thus started a looooooonnng tradition

[@Aaron-P]

This video has been public for 10 hours as I type this. Has Trump tweeted about it yet?

[@Psych0technic]

@Englebert Humperdink proof? 😬

[@Psych0technic]

Someone should send him the link.

[@DerKorrekturensohn]

Definitely fake news!

[@YeeSoest]

Imagine President Trump welcoming someone just like his own Grandfather: "You were banned from Germany and deported here? OPEN THE CAGE, SEPERATE THE COUPLE!"

[@josephcope7637]

YeeSoest Are you so ignorant that you don't know that Barack Obama put that policy in place?

[@notme3686]

@YeeSoest Um, that's not how it works at all. Any US citizen has return rights to the US regardless of deportation from another country with the exception being terrorism. His grandfather came here legally in all respects and opened legal businesses and invested legally. Any Mexican or Honduran or Ethiopian can do the same. Come here legally, find legal work, and set your family up to become president of the US.

[@YeeSoest]

Only one type of person will answer to an obvious joke as if it were a legal accusation: the Trumpist Weirdly, Trump himself treats criminal accusations as if they were jokes: smile and leave

[@MrDong101]

@@YeeSoest falsely accusing someone is a joke to you? You're hilarious.

[@colemarie9262]

@@MrDong101 come on now...... You ALL know very well that although the policy was put in place under Obama, immigration has had lots of changes and attempted changes under Trump administration's directives- including new policies that directly affect (and yes, therefore change) the Obama era one. Like the myriad of ways in which they've made it much more difficult to both apply for and be granted asylum, trapping thousands in limbo. (Not to mention requiring the monitoring of social media accounts for ppl seeking naturalization, limiting Temporary Protective Status given in cases of war or natural disaster, seriously investigating scores of naturalized citizens in an effort to revoke said status, and so much more) Even more importantly, there are so many ways this administration has made it much more difficult to LEGALLY IMMIGRATE TO THE U.S., so the "just come here legally, they did it!" argument doesn't apply anymore. Personal political sentiments is one thing- But straight up ignoring, avoiding or disputing public fact is another. Come on, play fair. Then we could talk like normal, reasonable adults raised in a first world country usually do....or used to.

[@barrywebber100]

Evading military service in Germany? Must have been an early familial example of bone spurs.

[@TravelingHypnotist]

very interesting.. if you could take time to breathe once in a while, it would be more relaxing tho... 😉

[@massiverock1]

It’s almost like sometime in 2015 old trump finds a time machine and goes back in time to give his grandfather information, thus changes the course of history and sending us into the alternate timeline where trump is the most powerful man on earth... great Scott! That could be a movie!

[@nosuchthing8]

@@havocnationriders755 hes referring to the movie back to the future

[@DarkReturns1]

Really curious about this one lol

[@quanbrooklynkid7776]

most are.

[@senpai-sama-6675]

I swear you gonna find illuminati someday

[@DrymouthCWW]

My vision is augmented. I will find them

[@Lady.Tijuri]

very interesting, imagine if they would've been allowed to stay in Germany...

[@gw1652]

Glad they didn’t. I’m proud of Trump.

[@Lady.Tijuri]

@@gw1652oh-kay, good for u hun.

[@patriciarivas2638]

He followed in his dad’s footsteps ... His mom and dad were immigrants and you think he would remember that. Simon - you creating a food forest in your beard? Places to hide snacks?

[@Neauxluh]

Legal and documented immigrants

[@WillArb95]

G Loyd literally contested as discussed in the video lmao did you even watch it

[@AWBepi]

legal vs illegal.... until you can differentiate between the two you will always feel Trump is against immigrants. In one of his state of the Union speeches Trump says clearly we need more immigrants and workers....legally...legally.

[@battpaste3475]

There was no welfare state when they came here.

[@8ofwands300]

@ Andre - Why do Republicans persist then with this lie that Democrats are for open borders? And why - given Obama's strict record on immigration - does Trump persist in this deception that Obama was weak on immigration?? You can't have it both ways! ( Furthermore - Trump has done all he can to constrain legal immigration since taking office. Despite marrying two immigrant women, he is against Family migration. This position taken only after Melania's parents immigrated by the way. His inconsistencies are too many to list....)

[@believeroftheword4627]

I'll just drop this here.... "Words of the wise, spoken quietly, should be heard rather than the shout of a ruler of fools. Wisdom is better than weapons of war, but one sinner destroys much good." Ecclesiastes 9: 17-18 NKJV