Commander Deck with 97 Wastes

[@nathanl8622]

If you include the player running it you can up that count to 98 wastes.

[@PhyrexianFleshgorger]

Ha! Better than the whole video!

[@under9081]

Came here to make this comment, seems I was 45 minutes too late xD

[@wiiblewobble]

💀

[@ZeroIsEven]

😂 Waste of time makes 99

[@smoker6683]

Nah Noah is a treasure

[@unnamedminus]

If you don't have approach of the second sun in your hand remember there are only 3 possible outcomes when you draw from your deck: you draw a waste, you draw narset's, or you draw approach of the second sun. This means you have a 1/3 chance to draw approach of the second sun each turn

[@RaceBandit]

Outcomes do not always have equal probabilities.

[@unnamedminus]

@@RaceBandit that was the joke, yes... Thank you for pointing it out for us

[@KilerKlownFromSpace]

I think it's actually 50/50, because you either draw Approach of the Second Sun, or you don't.

[@unnamedminus]

@@KilerKlownFromSpace Tru tho!

[@muhlor]

@@RaceBandit you failed miserably. This channel is def. not four you, kek.

[@bluecube22]

"Magic was originally published without a mulligan rule, because some of the original playtest group believed the concept would reward poor deck building." lmaooooo

[@LordOfDegeneracy]

Good decks are for cowards, real players only use horrible gimmick decks.

[@Kwevin6659]

The wincon for this deck is 100% A.S.S. (Approach of the Second Sun)

[@TheLPfunnTV]

200% cuz you play it twice duuhh

[@NbNgMOD]

300% if you have fork

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

​@@NbNgMOD I always have fork, I'm hungry boy

[@theninedivides6851]

When someone is about to play against you and are curious of what you are running you can just say that line and then they will find out later lol

[@TheDudeManitee]

Noah made a deck with 97 wastes just so he could play azorius, I'm on to you, guy.

[@makariosagios]

Interesting that the 2 non-land cards you use for this are white and blue.

[@RobMedellin]

Noah has been really quiet since this comment

[@oberlin27]

Because those colors ruin games and this is a showcase on one way they do it

[@RaceBandit]

@@oberlin27 | He's done these showcases for all five colors, not just Blue and White.

[@marcoottina654]

He doesn't want to taint Colossal Dreadmawl

[@Bee-eautiful]

he wants us to understand how they ruin the fun of magic

[@aglamarche]

Can we get the decklist somewhere?

[@T03_t0uch3r]

97 wastes, trace amounts of other cards

[@kelarax]

😐😐😐

[@metnah1]

commander cody raptor, 96 wastes, 1x A.S.S, 1x Narcy's uno reverse card, 1x fent flask.

[@rocky2694]

@@metnah1 thats the most amazing decklist ive ever read lmao🤣

[@tholzak]

@@metnah1 If you're running Flask, it should be 96 Wastes, otherwise you need to cut a land. (1 A.S.S. + 1 Narcy + 1 Fent Flask = 3 cards. Including commander Codie it would be 4 cards, so 97 Wastes is one too many.)

[@bcfblack]

You know I always just took Noah's word for it that hard mulling would work here, but I did the math this time and being willing to mull down to 1 card gives you a ~40% chance to find Approach. Genius, 40% of the time it works every time, colorless is the best color (after green), Colossal Dreadmaw till I die

[@veronicaloki]

i did the math that also accounts for avoiding narset, and it goes down to 28.8%

[@bcfblack]

@@veronicaloki NICE I didn't factor in improved mulligan from Serum Powder, did you?

[@GlazedGoose]

@@veronicaloki if you get narset in your hand after you mulligan you can just put it on the bottom

[@kabobawsome]

@@bcfblack Serum Powder actually makes the odds WILD because if you have to count in getting a hand with Narset's Reversal and Serum Powder, preventing you from using Serum Powder's free mulligan.

[@redshirtnumber3494]

@@GlazedGooseTRUE

[@phantompop3192]

Speaking of Wastes, I really wish we had more Eldrazi that cared about them. We only have Walker of the Wastes.

[@hmroid6884]

It would be cool if eldrazi had another comeback with waste I imagine they would probably just end up trying to eat phyrexia Waste Detroit mechanics when?

[@phantompop3192]

@@hmroid6884 that’s be neat. Or they could do something like.. Landfall for Wastes specifically?

[@hmroid6884]

@@phantompop3192 maybe landfall, but idiotically more hostile? Or just extra use augmentation (ex: if you control a waste it gets 'tap add on poisen counter to self add two colorless mana)

[@phantompop3192]

@@hmroid6884 I was thinking more like: A new keyword: Desolation/Desolate And it could be “Whenever a Waste enters the battlefield under your control, **this creature/land/artifact/planeswalker, etc.**

[@adraxer12]

I run few of them in my urza liberator deck in case my oppononent let me search for basic land. Otherwise it's useless (a waste) cause you have better non-basic colorless lands cheaper

[@jeffbrownstain]

I finished my latest deck this week that's: -Entirely Incapable of producing colored mana -Incapable of doing any damage on its own -Plays only Artifacts -Can't ever Lose the Game -But more importantly, it also cannot win the game by any means other than a natural deck-out. It does not mill, it just gains life and recycles its own exiled and graveyard cards while protecting its hand. It also sacrifices lands to replay them from the graveyard. I made it so I never have to stop playing magic ever for the rest of my unlife.

[@pachpach6101]

Decklist?

[@jeffbrownstain]

@@pachpach6101 I'm not going to share the list until I'm done tuning it. Once I post it somewhere you can make your own version. It will be titled 'Lich's Horcrux' wherever I post it and that gives you some hints as to the playstyle and included cards. I still have about another $75 worth of singles to buy to finish my first version to test in real play.

[@techley4322]

@@jeffbrownstain Godspeed, and please share when you're done.

[@johngalbicsek5567]

Hope you have a way to get rid of rotpriest before the poison counters get you

[@jeffbrownstain]

@@johngalbicsek5567 I could be doing more, thanks for pointing it out. I have at least three solutions in the deck that could solve both rotpriest preemptively, xut once counters are stacked that will be more difficult to maintain. Considering this is an all colorless all artifact deck, I think its in flavor that poison be the only thing I stay worried about actually killing it.

[@anthonycannet1305]

There’s a game store near me that holds “casual” commander tournaments where you win by acquiring points rather than just coming first every round, every month the points change and you’re allowed to switch decks between rounds to get more points if your deck doesn’t happen to be able to get everything (you’re only allowed to get each point once). Well one month one of the points was having zero cards in hand, field, grave, or exile at your upkeep, so I played the Esika cultivator colossus deck you made a video for a while ago and mulligan down to zero to get the free point and still won

[@toolittletoolate]

Why did you put casual in quotes? If it's not cEDH then it's casual.

[@anthonycannet1305]

@@toolittletoolate Because it's a tournament which is inherently competitive. There are bonus points and penalties to encourage more casual play but everyone is still competing for tournament prizes

[@leopardbunny]

@@toolittletoolate cEDH is an oxymoron.

[@jacehildebrandt4304]

Do you happen to play at obsidian games? Cause that sounds EXACTLY like my LGS LOL.

[@Alex_Vir]

​@@starcrossedfool their name fits.

[@schmendrake]

Colorist ALSO has color in it. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sure Noah can explain why its significant.

[@ubbychubbs4238]

I saw this and clicked immediately. I just saw the classic Magic The Noah image and clicked it without thinking. No regrets

[@bradleykamm1823]

Replace the wastes with islands. That way, you can cast Narset's Reversal if you draw it.

[@oniinside123]

but it is all about asserting dominance, if you play Islands you manifest weakness

[@CapnWatson]

@@oniinside123 cabbage

[@oniinside123]

@@CapnWatson cauliflower!

[@Matisyahuwu]

Just pray to RNJesus you don't get her in your last mulligan down to 1 and you'll be fine, ish.

[@xaius4348]

maybe just 1 island?

[@Orvieta]

Together with Brewer's Kitchen, this is honestly my favourite MTG channel. It's just different.

[@Cheapiebeepie]

Divide your deck into three. Select which third you think approach of the second sun is in. A neutral arbiter will look through all three stacks and remove one of the remaining two stacks that does not contain approach of the second sun. You are then given the opportunity to stick with the stack you’ve chosen, or switch.

[@TetrisTutorials]

Switch

[@Cheapiebeepie]

@@TetrisTutorials That's the logical choice. Well done on your inevitable magic the gathering win.

[@Chocomint_Queen]

I'll stick, because I've palmed Approach into the pile I chose. In fact, I have a second one in my lap, just in case.

[@stephendonovan9084]

The Monty Sun problem

[@pixaphy]

I need you to understand, I don't even play magic the gathering. I am so fascinated by this, the world of intentionally batshit card game decks is one that I will never get enough of

[@KandiKlover]

Same. The gameplay is kinda boring but I love the cards. Playing makes me wanna fall asleep though

[@phazonfish]

Yugioh is more batshit, you should check it out if you haven't. In Magic, plays need to slowly accumulate resources to pay costs. In Yugioh players draw 5 cards then slap down 20 of them for free.

[@srobpencer]

6:00 If you use unsubstantiate (return target spell or creature to owner's hand for 1 colorless and 1 blue), approach will still be counted as a cast trigger so you don't have to worry about drawing unsubstantiate unlike narset's reversal

[@slottmachine]

In fact, it doesn’t even matter that the Approach is copied, because that doesn’t count as a cast in the first place. “A copy of a spell isn't cast, so it won't count as the first nor as the second Approach of the Second Sun”

[@nunkie9023]

@@slottmachine I made this deck in MTG Arena and I can confirm it does work

[@violet_broregarde]

"we can only other cast that's card in the deck" thank you for this brilliant insight HMSS Noah

[@TwilightWolf2508]

Thank you for teaching me how to play MTG, Noah. I started Arena like a week ago and have been struggling with learning due to my tiny shriveled pathetic yugioh brain, but this video has made everything clear and I now understand how to magic the gather.

[@BadDrummerCarl]

Considering the price of wastes it would probably be cheaper to find utility lands that are colourless and trick your opponents into thinking you're a lands deck

[@SwagMaster824]

True but I think it’s just more funny if they’re all regular wastes.

[@AnotherViewBot]

It's gotta be wastes for the fact that you're wasting so much time

[@DS-fg2nb]

After that 6:30 vid I can feel my gun approach my head

[@Insignia27]

You could also have one of the cards that says “draw until you get a creature card” then draw the whole deck

[@murlocmasher3368]

97 wastes is asserting maximum dominance

[@Gamebuster]

Since you have no creature cards, you would just deck yourself.

[@Silk_OG]

@@Gamebuster theres cards that put your hand back into your deck to fix that

[@billyp673]

@@Silk_OG but you’d still lose before getting to play it as, after drawing your last card, you still have to keep drawing until you reach a creature. If you go to draw when there’s nothing in your library, you lose the moment you pass priority.

[@Ibu_bolo]

“But Noah…!?”- God 5,000 years ago.

[@dutssz]

Never ask Noah where did he got the second blue mana

[@maestro3947-b9g]

Did you read velociraptor codex's effect? You can cast without paying its mana cost, thats why you die if you get it in your hand...

[@maestro3947-b9g]

But to be frank, i was asking myself the same question. Thats why i would put 97 islands as precaution

[@truetrueevil1]

@@maestro3947-b9g That did seem just a bit of a better idea.....

[@hardcorelace7565]

Also could someone explain what happens if narset isn't in the top 7 cards? Becuase the "exile until you get a cheaper spell" would surely exile AotSS since it costs the same as AotSS right? Which then means you cannot recast AotSS and lose? Am I missing something there?

[@hardcorelace7565]

Also could someone explain what happens if narset isn't in the top 7 cards? Becuase the "exile until you get a cheaper spell" would surely exile AotSS since it costs the same as AotSS right? Which then means you cannot recast AotSS and lose? Am I missing something there?

[@salamanteri_]

A fine and educational video. I won't be playing wastes but instead all the mismatching and white bordered basics I have in my closet.

[@AlaricXIII]

Divide by Zero and Remand also return Approach to your hand and only have one blue pip so they could be cast off of Cody's mana.

[@VGV1deo]

Same with Unsubstantiate, Failure (to Comply, it's a split card), or even, if you're stretching it, Memory Lapse

[@jonathanhh3728]

Hilarious video! It inspired me to actually try this and I just did it on MTGA Historic Brawl. Used 97 Plains and Memory Lapse instead of Remand. Just had to hold full control before casting Approach and it worked!

[@KillerofGods]

Hold full control? What's that mean, I'm not a magic player.

[@jonathanhh3728]

@@KillerofGods Normally after you do something it's assumed you are passing "priority" (sort of like whos time it is to take a game action, you or your opponent) but in magic you can hold priority by simply saying so, then immediately taking another action. These actions will go onto the "stack" and your opponent can then respond to them or let them resolve. In the example I mentioned above, it allowed me to cast Memory Lapse on my own spell

[@KillerofGods]

@@jonathanhh3728 Ah tyvm, that is really good information to know.

[@arnaudamaya2504]

dude am new to the channel and i watched every single video. And i can say very surely this guy is a genius at magic. And also comedy.

[@mikelezhnin8601]

"tell me three words better than i love you" "asserting dominance cabbage"

[@master_of_illusion6260]

take a shot every time he says alright

[@björkmou5e]

Magic: The Noah is easily my favorite MTG content creator.

[@Theycallmetomu]

Very consistent deck, if you're not playing against anyone that 1.) Can deal 40 damage before your turn... 7? 2.) Has hand hate 3.) Has a single counterspell 4.) Has artifact removal (admittedly, less of a problem) But it's a meme deck so obviously it's not going to be good.

[@petermorgan1527]

I really enjoy the kind of unhinged energy this video portrays

[@Muhahahahaz]

2:57 “I am comedy incarnate” 😂

[@Benji-kf8hf]

I'm creating a KZbin account just to say this; this video was amazing, it felt like a demon gave me a nightmare but it had severe ADHD. The unapologetic comedy is absolutely amazing, I love it!

[@xIronCladx]

i just need 97 wastes to build this, i built the 97 mountain deck for memes in my playgroup and they had no idea what was in store for them. won first game flawlessly. 100% win rate so far

[@kingofgameing0]

0:38 is so funny to me

[@four-en-tee]

This is what goes through my mind in Yugioh when I shove Gale Dogra into a Hungry Burger deck (its 1000 less LP cost than Extra Foolish and has more targets than Diviner).

[@hotcoldman9793]

Now i know that I'm a color addict I will be going to rehab. Thank you Noah

[@X_Woods]

When your mulligan takes longer than the game.

[@Doomquill]

"I am comedy incarnate" I cant disagree.

[@jeffbrownstain]

This is actually more genius than I first thought it was going to be 🤔

[@risaistalri1675]

I've been subbed since I watched my first vid of your shenanigans!

[@Nadrajreta]

3:56 Draw from the dehck

[@normad88]

Lol he sounded like he was talking while vaping

[@Kornerupine888]

this is what I like to see in a competitive commander deck. like I either win or I die. simple as that. it's one trolley one track and everyone is tied to the track i just don't know which direction the trolley is coming from and I'm the farthest to the right.

[@jocylinfrancis930]

Colorless is the best color, after all

[@Benji-kf8hf]

This video feels like a nightmare that a demon with severe ADHD gave me. The unapologetic nerdy comedy is just amazing, I love it! XD

[@thegooddoctah]

The only deck I run that this reminds me of is a Maelstrom wanderer deck, where its 97 lands, an Intruder Alarm, and a Krenko, Mob Boss.

[@achille_king]

I subscribed because i felt sorry that no one subscribe you from so many viewers. So now you have polish subscriber.

[@abacaba5348]

As much as I love the meme value of getting wasted, you can optimize this deck hard and join the cool kids club by removing blue from the combo. Just put Reverberate instead of Reversal and spam Mountains instead of Wastes and volia. The copied Approach goes on the stack above the original, so it resolves first and the hard-cast approach already sees the previous copy-cast and wins. If you don't want to bring so well tuned a deck to an event use Lapse of Certainty, it also has you play the second Approach on the next turn, but you get to a) dodge discard b) lose gloriously to mill c) go hard on white so you can replace wastes with Plains and tell everybody you brought a monoW deck and then win and show them which color is the best.

[@Kokonutzlz]

The trigger also requires a cast spell, not a copied spell

[@kingofbudokai]

@@Kokonutzlz That is irrelevant, as it only applies to the 2nd time you cast. If you reverberate an approach of the second sun, the copy gets cast first, making the one you cast from your hand win the game immediately. It's the EXACT same mechanic as using narset's reversal on your own approach, only an entire turn faster.

[@Kokonutzlz]

@@kingofbudokai Here are the 3 rulings that matter from the rulings on the Gatherer page: 4/18/2017 The second Approach of the Second Sun that you cast must be cast from your hand, but first may have been cast from anywhere. 4/18/2017 A copy of a spell isn't cast, so it won't count as the first nor as the second Approach of the Second Sun. 4/18/2017 As your second Approach of the Second Sun resolves, it checks only whether the first one was cast, not whether the first one resolved. If your first Approach of the Second Sun was countered, you'll still win the game as your second one resolves. The first one is cast as long as you put it on the stack in a way that says cast. Copies won't work for either the first or second cast. Returning it to your hand with Narset's Reversal will work, as with this 3rd ruling it sees you tried to cast a spell with the name before. The copy ability of Narset's Reversal doesn't matter at all past gaining you 7 life, it's putting it back in your hand that matters for the two-turn combo

[@aran189]

the only commander deck i can afford

[@josht8156]

"There is no solution to having Narsets reversal in hand" Maybe just.... idk.... play 97 blue instead of 97 wastes

[@nashbellow5430]

no

[@wazzu4488]

Your mana color has to be the same as your commander's

[@KameronEX]

@@wazzu4488 Codie has all colours in its text so you can run any land

[@maestro3947-b9g]

To assert dominance. Make your enemies tremble with your callousness

[@jay-rev]

Noah, your opinion is the only one that will ever matter from now on. I’m sold.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

“We’ve ascended past the need for color” “Colorless is a color”

[@Seoulmoonrhee]

I made this deck too, but for a different purpose. During my college days, Commander games were taking so long because we played 5+ player multi-ways. So I created a deck with 98 Swamps, one sign in blood, and my commander was "Seizan, Perverter of Truth" aka "Everyone Signs in Blood during their Turn"! My deck literally played Seizan so that everyone's game state was sped up due to the fact that at the start of every turn, that player would lose 2 life and draw 2 cards. If Swizan died, I would be able to bring him back as I would always play land every turn. 😂

[@xitrainerixmc5160]

couldnt you just use blue mana to make the deck not only cheaper, because wastes are like 75 cents, but wouldnt you also be able to cast narcets reversal, and make the deck more viable?

[@timgalivan2846]

They've gone down in the last 2 months I guess

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I didn't know about approach of the 2nd sun. What I DID know about is FORM of the approach of the second sun, and man is that card hilarious

[@DatShepTho]

Replace all 97 wastes with 97 islands to fix your "drawing Narset's reversal" situation. So now you have an archipelago deck.

[@VGV1deo]

Alternatively, run Unsubstantiate, Remand, Failure (to Comply, it's a split card), or even Memory Lapse or Divide by Zero instead so you don't need the extra blue mana. All it means is you just have to wait longer to pull it off.

[@MetaKaios]

@@VGV1deo or run all of them, so you (potentially) have things to cast on turns 2, 4, and 5.

[@pops91]

You sure like to love in magical Christmas land thinking that combo is going to slide in your games

[@reflexwraith]

this deck goes against all commander rules 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@dkm9090]

This funny as hell bro. Transcended the need for color haha

[@corrymuth2997]

But Noah, isn’t colorless a color according to you? You too are an addict to color

[@creeqy]

we want a video of a magic game using this deck right now

[@wyattbernard99]

Daddy know-uh looking at me like I'm a submissive and breedable blue player at 0:49 🤤

[@frankthetank2550]

Actually submission is for white players and breeding is for green players

[@goldenweeb2081]

bro explains exactly how I'm trying to explain magic to someone😭

[@naknoll]

White is so worthless, it can't even be white. It's yellow. We should have yellow decks. Worthless yellow decks

[@charliefranklin8523]

Explosions&Fire would not approve of this message

[@stromitty]

This might just be the greatest deck ever constructed

[@zachywatcher2312]

-Hello, just a reminder that wastes are not free and non full art goes at 1.50$ and full art it goes to 1$ so the deck is going to be 97 dollars.-

[@awkwardcultism]

Sounds pretty cheap for an EDH deck all things considered.

[@onestormgx8948]

My man made a deck with my entire uni promotion.

[@monarchofthelootbugs]

Best deck real

[@MusicGuy950]

The Mythical Chef Josh of Magic.

[@CSDragon]

Codie has all 5 colors in his identity. You could just run all islands instead of wastes and be able to cast narset's reversal

[@martenkahr3365]

Codie's ability casts Narset's Reversal without paying the mana cost, so it doesn't matter.

[@wesleyclaman244]

I miss your EDH deck building. Kinda sad that you stopped, I wish you would make more.

[@KingFroggyIV]

0:41 bro thats an asmtha inhaler i have asthma

[@painandpyro]

"You can only play one land per turn, so it doesn't affect anything anyway" 😂 Dam, he's good!

[@og_kushwhacked]

There's a catch... The blue card has 2 blue mana cost, the commander's ability only grants 1 of each colour.

[@quantumcrazy9827]

Read the commanders ability. Free spell.

[@ishmailbari673]

You are just mental and I love it

[@MetalHev]

This looks like a slightly worse first sliver combo deck

[@lloydlineske2642]

That is the most elegant solution I've ever heard of. I wonder why more people don't do that?!?

[@dero4378]

Well, this was a waste of my time. :D

[@Astar72439]

This has the same energy as jamming 97 land in maelstrom wanderer with a kiki jiki and pestermite

[@homeboy2258]

No one: This guy every two seconds: Alright...alright 😂

[@shimshamer6644]

Your genius knows no bounds

[@Andrewlik]

If you run some non basic lands and replace the wastes with islands, you could put Narsets Reversal from your hand to the discard via desolate night house or geier reach sanitarium or fomori vault or restless bents or rix maadi dungeon palace, or perhaps with the biblioplex, then put it back on top with Mystic Sanctuary or you can also get it from your hand to the deck via mistveil plains

[@ItsCrucifixTV]

I have a deck very similar to this. Its 97 lands, Cultivator Colossus, Tibal't Trickery, and The First Sliver as the commander. You need to get 1 of each land out on to the field. This is usually done by turn 5 (it is surprisingly consistent). Use those 5 lands to summon The First Sliver. When you cast it, you cascade. The only card that is able to be played from this effect is Tibalt's Trickery. Use Tibalt's Trickery to counter your own commander (the stack has not finished resolving, so this works). Then, you choose 1, 2, or 3 randomly and mill that many cards (pray that you don't mill Cultivator Colossus). Then, you exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with a different name. The only other nonland card is Cultivator Colossus. You may play that card for free, then put the rest of your cards onto the bottom of your library (all lands). The stack then resolves and Cultivator Colossus' ETB effect activates. When it enters the battlefield, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you do, draw a card and repeat the process. I will typically do this until CC's power/toughness = 80/80. It has trample, which means your opponents have exactly 1 turn to deal with it before you swing and remove someone from the game. This deck has never ever ever won me a game and I very rarely ever get to actually swing at anyone, but it sure is funny to see everyone start laughing as you slam 80 lands onto the field turn 5 and panic as they see an 80/80 creature with trample so early.

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Talks about vapes Shows asthma inhaler

[@NStripleseven]

You can actually make the deck better by taking all of the wastes and replacing them with islands. Then if you draw the Reversal you can get a few more mana and just hardcast it.

[@mikaelolsson5791]

If you want to add consistency to this deck, you can also run Reprieve, which will also return your Approach back to your hand after you cast it.

[@Araragi298]

Amazing. They counterspell your Narset reversal and you have to scoop immediately

[@martenkahr3365]

Or they remove Codie until you no longer have the mana to keep casting it from the command zone.

[@MrBerserkinTime]

Finally, I too can assert dominance cabbage

[@lunondisposable5382]

I'm totally gonna try this, except with a bounce instant instead so it'll actually work

[@trevorgreenough6141]

"just don't do that" This gave me a good laugh

[@thegamesninja3119]

I played Hassle: The Dorkening once, had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds, and I didn’t seem to need a mud card to win. Hadn’t tapped a Mud yet - then the other kid grinned. See, he’d just drawn a battalion of rolling explosions, plus a card that made me frozen. Those and the roll of a twenty die did it. My last hit point had already got hitted. My last instant had already got acquitted. Got called twice in a turn dimwitted: it didn’t swell up my ego much. I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.

[@Syngraphaeor]

Can't wait to see the April Fool's Day video from Noah, it'd be hilarious if it was actually a legitimate video that wasn't a shitpost 😂

[@Pandaman66784]

I have an inhaler for asthma and my teacher thought it was a vape and sent me to the principal

[@RaceBandit]

Vapes should not be allowed to bear that much of a resemblance to inhalers

[@RahXenoeph]

using this for our 30$ deck competition, this will be fucking hilarious

[@Skibby22]

by the same math demonstrated in the video, in reality 100% of us are subscribed

[@milokiss8276]

That’s genuinely so sick.

[@rRagnaBR]

"It is not a color!" "Then how did Dave get it right?"