Commander Gameplay: POST MALONE v Crim v PurplePuffin v Blackneto | MTG Commander Gameplay ep 14

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[@jasonballantyne3021]

Hey friends! Joe and I are so grateful for your continued support. Heads up, one of the cameras was still overheating. But about 10min into the episode, the room finally cooled off and the video is super smooth after that. Again, not your internet, just REALLY warm room causing technical chaos. Appreciate you all!

[@merelythepawn]

At some point your going to have to take that camera behind the shed.

[@jasonballantyne3021]

@@merelythepawn 😂 went straight to the shop after we saw the footage. Thankfully, didn’t see any of it from the shoot this past weekend. Problem solved!

[@619Slipk]

Oh, I thought it was just that trying to frame Joe and Post in the same shot was distorting the space time continuum

[@merelythepawn]

@@619Slipk I've heard, people with high IQ see life at a faster frame rate. Everyone else just seems to be moving slower.

[@jasonballantyne3021]

@@619Slipk 😂

[@timwright3218]

Love the “finally I can freely be a nerd” energy Post Malone always brings.

[@TabletopJocks]

Austin is the best guy ever! 🙌🏾

[@jayden_rico]

What you mean “finally”

[@budtron183]

Finally? He's been free about it for quite some time now.

[@xDawhite]

@@TabletopJocks he is a rareity. I dont have the feeling for many people but when I see Posty I always have the feeling, he doesnt act, he is what he shows us and thats a beautiful soul. Makes us fans feel connected to him altough we dont know him.

[@r3dsangaming901]

There was a misplay on posty playing the bazaar of baghdad. He shouldn't have been able to draw because of blood moon making it a mountain

[@moxavenger]

Saw that. Don't know how everybody missed that.

[@johnnyvegas3979]

yeah this bugged me out too

[@r3dsangaming901]

@@moxavenger i think what made it really confusing was the judge agreed that it was valid

[@budtron183]

This is what happens when the young kids play with the old goodies us OGs grew up with 🤷🏻‍♂️.

[@r3dsangaming901]

@@budtron183 not necessarily. Im 23 they just weren't paying attention to the sequencing in that moment but it was important due to him diacarding it that betrays. Regardless bad on their part for having 5+ people and not catching it

[@eidolonofblossoms4322]

Wait. Did he use Bazaar of Baghdad when there’s a boood moon on the board? 🤔

[@reggierustia7422]

yeah, it that betrays shouldnt have happened that soon...

[@Rekollect82]

45:15 Accidentally put Teferi's Protection on the screen and it confused the hell out of me as to why Joe would do that haha. Great game, was very fun to watch!

[@KingdomsTV]

Vibes are always the best on this show!

[@TabletopJocks]

It’s all about good times and good vibes! We should collab soon!

[@abyss_trinity0014]

@@TabletopJocks yes, yes y'all should. Kingdoms is one of my favorite channels as well as tabletop. I'd kill to see Carlos, post, and Joe in the same pod lol

[@blueone3863]

@@TabletopJocks please make this happen. Both channels are amazing

[@TabletopJocks]

Oh it’s going down!!! We love collaborating with the homies!

[@playalot86]

@@TabletopJocks I'll collab! :D HAHA

[@TK-zd7ym]

Damn Feldon of the Third Path is my favorite commander deck I own, glad to see Posty playing him! That deck of his is niiiice. Great video as always!

[@parkerdellinger01]

Love the energy Crim brings to the table! Stellar episode, Joe!

[@jasonballantyne3021]

He’s the best! We brought him back the very next shoot.

[@danielgoldberg2129]

Love how the power level of these decks are set where everyone still gets to play. Really swung some haymakers today!

[@jasonballantyne3021]

We have long Rule Zero convos beforehand and make sure everyone has a fun starting seven.

[@goodrobot4818]

~34:00 for anyone curious you can in fact exert a creature after its been exerted that turn, and the exert effect will stack for the same next untap step making the second exert effectively free

[@joshuaseilaff5313]

just putting this out there I would live to play with Joe posty and crim in person I love all of you guys

[@TabletopJocks]

Thanks for the love! You know you can catch us on discord playing some spelltable Magic right? Hop on over to our discord! www.patreon.com/tabletopjocks

[@RBelmont007]

Did I miss the part where they explained why turn order is backwards?

[@shawnmciff1513]

I really wish it didn't mess with my head so bad, no idea why they play counterclockwise either

[@TabletopJocks]

We decided to mess with everyone but we didn’t capture that on camera 🤣

[@Ohzark]

I love how he casts flawless maneuver and they put teferi’s protection up on screen

[@TabletopJocks]

Oops 😅😅😅

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Yea we goofed that

[@Big-LoFe]

The fact you guys can tell the story " I got to run some PAAAAPPER magic with Post Malone this one time" is pretty rad! 🎉

[@tripline0072]

This is for Post, I don't know if it has been addressed yet but banding allows you to assign combat damage dealt to your banded creatures how you see fit instead of your opponent doing so. I hope this helps.

[@gavinkecan6202]

Super excited to watch Joe pilot Edgar! He’s one of my favourite of commanders I run myself. Also, Crimm’s shirt still kicks ass!!

[@aurabullet4128]

29:19 "I would have noticed being the judge here" shit had me fucking dying bro. 🤣

[@YaBoyEdGames]

Love Crim playing one of my top 3 commanders of all time. Anowon is insane. Also learned through playing my deck that reflections of littjara and notorious throng interact and I won a game on scoops.

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Daammnnn!! Nicely done!

[@Kazz1187]

Reflections are amazing

[@merelythepawn]

Mistakes were made. Note to self, Post will "notice" after the fact and get everyone to be okay with it. That's some mastermind game play there.

[@CAW8591]

Dude that's crazy to see cross platform content creators hang out. I grew up watching D and bros on Node with thwir D&D videos, so to see him hanging watching watching some commander is too cool

[@bashlindsay7618]

Table Top Jocks is my 2nd favorite MTG KZbin Channel (1st favorite is The Command Zone with the Game Knights and Extra Turns). Love the content, it is really awesome

[@TabletopJocks]

Thank you! We love Command Zone! Appreciate your support and love ☺️

[@bashlindsay7618]

@@TabletopJocks Totally :)

[@marcusknowles570]

At 47:39 Doesn't Posty get those vampires that were sacrificed because he still has Crim that Betrays?

[@funnyman-bkfmhwo5330]

Yes. He should have

[@deicide2841]

@@funnyman-bkfmhwo5330 He should have but no one was paying attention. That happens when you're chatting way too much about random things during a game. People miss triggers and those who do catch the miss won't say a thing so they don't lose their stuff.

[@Sinistra359]

Yessss love seeing Crim do Crim things! Haha

[@damnjekyll]

Watching BlackNeto play makes me feel like i can finally live my truth as WhitePool. 😂😂

[@chrispapayannes8921]

Doesn't Dina also get sac'd to Taste of Death? Or did I miss something?

[@aceofjesters6023]

Yea the card says "Players" not Just "Opponents" so her creatures should have been saced too, but with joe playing Living Death like less than a minute later it didnt really matter.

[@xBakesale]

Pretty sure you can exert a creature as many times as you want in a turn as long as you find a way to untap it. Great video though, thanks for the content.

[@rok8204]

yep, but not in the case of combat celebrant which states: if combat celebrant hasn't been exerted this turn

[@jlyxxy8]

Very fun game to watch! Crim and Posty are some of my favorite magic players! But things got a little hairy towards the end. When Joe sacrificed the creatures to the Phyrexian Alter, Posty should have gotten them due to It That Betrays. In addition, the saprolings blocking the It That Betrays were supposed to all be 3/3s (due to Tendershoot and having the City's Blessing), so they shouldn't have all died, so Posty may have lived a bit longer. Still a really fun game to watch though!

[@jameelkurabi]

Weird. Don't see It That Betrays on his moxfield. Wonder if he swapped it out for something else.

[@alucarddelta6576]

Did i miss something but how did post draw from the land when it was blood mooned 🤔🤔

[@seiety1244]

Shut up he's the exception

[@55Rrichardson]

the 20th mention of dying to bitterblossom really did it for me

[@watchdominion00]

This game was absolutely wild. Great episode! Always love posty 🖤

[@TheBrothering]

This looked like such a fun table! Crim brings so much energy and always love seeing Post have a good time!

[@bashlindsay7618]

I am planning on putting a Blood Moon in my Vazi, Keen Negotiator deck so that I can make people make deals with me for treasures.

[@niriro5741]

I once counterspelled to save an opponents bloodmoon. Another player had just revealed an omniscience in hand and had all nonbasics. I regret nothing

[@Michelle-yd1hh]

Joe. Where did that epic Sailor Moon sweater in the intro come from?? My life is incomplete without it now.

[@TabletopJocks]

It was actually made for Posty and he gave it to me as a gift! ☺️

[@Michelle-yd1hh]

@@TabletopJocks It is the coolest! What a nice guy that Posty is. Glad he bestowed its awesomeness to you :)

[@TheSuperReaper]

Yooo, I know I'm late to this party but Post and the Asian Avenger, this is gunna be good.

[@LouisKing995]

I think this is a good number of people for an episode. It allows the banter to flow but remain unified as one conversation. If there are too many people then inevitably multiple different conversations start happening and it becomes impossible to focus on fully. I hope you guys stick with this number 😃

[@TabletopJocks]

Yeah we like this number too! ☺️

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Appreciate the constructive thoughts and thank you so much for your support!

[@LouisKing995]

@@TabletopJocks No worries guys, the show get progressively better with each episode. Keep it up !

[@LouisKing995]

@@TabletopJocks No worries guys, the show get progressively better with each episode. Keep it up !

[@timelapsegs7676]

Awesome video, its awesome to see Crim in this one.

[@BornFromEmbers]

Pretty sure you were supposed to gain 15 life off of Malakir Bloodwitch not just 5. It says you gain life equal to the amount of life lost from it which would’ve been 15 total.

[@andrewstandish7635]

There are some very nice tattoos at that table that’s for sure

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Right? Shoulda called this the Outstanding Ink episode!

[@619Slipk]

41:45 - Lost opportunity to shop D's face into the Flex seal guy meme lol

[@benjaminkaye5119]

Sweaty Austin , not so sweaty today lol. But blood moon is a double edged sword. Great game and y’all have a ton of fun. Can’t wait to catch y’all on the flippity !!

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Yes! The sun finally went down and the room cooled off. Fear the blood moon!

[@ryanquinn1257]

I feel like crim needs a shirt that says playing to win with to win crossed out and new text saying “for second” so it ends up as playing for second haha.

[@stefanstewart9079]

Post Malone is coming to Pittsburgh. Wish I could play magic with him. When the sacrifice card is played Dina should have been sacrificed because it states each player.

[@TheTrooper424]

For a concert or for magic?

[@stefanstewart9079]

For a concert haha. I wish it was for magic.

[@bigspork7710]

412 baby

[@Whiskyandrock]

The wolves the Garruk, apex predator have deathtouch so Joe should've lost both of the vampires that were blocked.

[@mitcheltremblay8050]

This is a much better episode, loved the content. Prefer this setting over the bar, there is alot going on in those episodes so hard to focus. Keep doing an amazing job, thanks for listening to people's feed back!

[@TabletopJocks]

Thank you for watching and supporting! Yeah we have switched over to places like this for future episodes. Much easier to deal with the audio! Thanks for sticking it out!

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Appreciate the feedback and your patience. The show gets better every time we shoot thanks to y’all!!

[@mikemoyer8162]

I'm glad to see my commamder spirit companion Crim is in on this. Love the content!

[@brandon2211]

Post should have gotten the 3 vamps from Joe when he sacked them to cast teferi's protection

[@spliffi869]

"Am I hasty?" "No, you're Posty." xD

[@robertmendez8383]

IHYD is not the same without Joe imo. He brought so much fun energy to IHYD.

[@Oscar-qs4nt]

I still watch IHYD. Even though Michael was involved in that incident which caused a lot of future guest/past guest to not work with him now. But for sure the atmosphere feels very lonely in there , but they are getting their traction again.

[@TabletopJocks]

That’s a choice 😬😬😬 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqDKlJRrrcmLftk articles.starcitygames.com/magic-the-gathering/multiple-sponsors-affiliates-drop-i-hate-your-deck-over-abuse-allegations-against-channels-creator/

[@robertmendez8383]

@@Oscar-qs4nt um what happened??

[@robertmendez8383]

@@TabletopJocks he said sorry seems like a whore talking about how Mike made her feel dirty or something idk what am I missing?

[@robertmendez8383]

Y'all really do eat your own huh?

[@asstribe8328]

this was mad fun to watch 😁

[@QuantillusVarus]

This was a great one. Everyone killed it.

[@jasonballantyne3021]

It really was! Great pod, great interaction, amazing politics!

[@GOOMBAHx]

I’m going to keep saying this every video. The intro music is 🔥 I want to make that into my ringtone lol

[@jasonballantyne3021]

I could make that ringtone happen for you. If Torry signs off, whatcha need? 29sec Mp4?

[@GOOMBAHx]

@@jasonballantyne3021 I’ll take anything you can make man!! That would be awesome

[@neorazor1403]

Crim, can you be my spirit animal? When I play my Bolas deck I always feel like I'm channeling my inner Crim. I definitely like this location better Joe, when yall played in that public setting it was way too noisy.

[@cruinard3710]

Getting in the comments early for a LET’S GO PURPLE!!!

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Tiktok star on the KZbin stage playing one of my absolute favorite commanders!

[@jpwood9180]

Man Joe missed out on gaining a ton of life from Malakir Bloodwitch 26:35

[@TabletopJocks]

Yeah I just saw that too 🤣🤣🤣 it happens! I had a blast!

[@DevoidGoat]

@@TabletopJocks just as a btw for next time It that Betrays can only take non-token permanents (so food tokens are the best thing to sac to the annihilator trigger) Also when you sacrifice those creatures to phyrexian Altar It that Betrays would have taken them since Teferi's Protection doesn't protect your graveyard and it that Betrays' effect doesn't target anyways :)

[@jpwood9180]

@@TabletopJocks still a great game tho!

[@Rated314]

BANDING: Basically, banding is stack blocking. Any number of creatures with banding and up to 1 creature w/o banding can team block an attacking creature. During damage dealing, instead of the attacker assigning how damage is distributed, the defending player determines how to distribute the damage. Example Attacking player declares attack with a 7/7 Blocking player declares block with seven 1/2 creatures w/banding Without banding... the attacking player could assign damage to kill three defending 1/2 creatures. With banding... the blocking player could assign 1 point of damage to each blocker... meaning none die.

[@jasonballantyne3021]

So it’s blocking with a smirk. Nice!

[@thatguycam1989]

Finally. Decks doing things people actually hate, dealing with it creatively, still having fun. It can be done!

[@Arngrinn]

Id jump i on these games anytime, GGs all around

[@Iam_UNO]

I JUST SAID I NEEDED ANOTHER EPISODE. JOE STOP READING MY MIND BRO ❤️❤️

[@TabletopJocks]

🥳🥳🥳

[@coltonmason8290]

I love this shit. It feels like I'm in the room with friends tossin em back and playing magic. I'd rather watch a group of people make mistakes and having fun and good energy than watch a group of people hyper focused on playing perfectly and winning the game. That's what makes it entertaining. Plus it makes for fun discourse in the comments for others to learn.

[@PraetorGix]

@28:40 yup. Been wondering who was gonna notice for about 20 minutes LOL

[@MichaelJohnson-zi2he]

Yo joe You guys should do A viewer appreciation episode where you allow people to come in and play matches with you guys. I would love to do a match with you and postey

[@MichaelJohnson-zi2he]

I'll bring the beer 🍺

[@TabletopJocks]

So there will be a couple of opportunities for that coming up! In September we are going to be at a live event with Cash Cards x whatnot x Frank & Sons! Then as soon as we hit 3K on Patreon we can start getting Patreon members to come on the show and shoot!

[@MichaelJohnson-zi2he]

That sounds awesome I would love to be kept in mind for that if possible

[@TabletopJocks]

Easiest way to keep in touch and get some games in! We will pick a random Patreon member: www.patreon.com/tabletopjocks

[@David-tq2cm]

NICE VIDEO AS ALWAYS JOE!!! and i love the place that superoversized shocks!!

[@t3smith]

I just need a t shirt with ALL hail the spaghetti overlords on it

[@CristianM93]

I didn't know Macy Gray played MTG

[@kevinchamp9722]

High friends, love the content. Just wanted to let you all know that you can exert a creature twice in one turn. This came up around 33:15.

[@kevinchamp9722]

701.39b: A permanent can be exerted even if it's not tapped or has already been exerted in a turn. If you exert a permanent more than once before your next untap step, each effect causing it not to untap expires during the same untap step.

[@bigspork7710]

You gotta read combat celebrant again. And then come back

[@kevinchamp9722]

Oops, reading the card explains the card

[@TabletopJocks]

Prof would be proud ☺️🫶🏾🙌🏾

[@ShawnCadieux1984]

A lot of people I know have become fans of posty solely because of shows like this. We never heard his music then we saw this and we are all like damn. Ok... he's fire But I kinda like this dynamic on this show. I don't dislike any show and I enjoy game knights but this is just fun.... because it's more laughs Game memory thing is a thing. There goes his politics lol

[@TabletopJocks]

He’s honestly one of the best humans ever. Glad you’re enjoying!

[@JaggerVHS]

omg i am CRYING over Crim That Betrays

[@aklepatzky]

Good low to the ground edgar list. Why no impact tremors or purphoros? Are talismans really worth it with such a low curve? Why no bolas's citadel? Has the oatsworn+drain+altar combo came in handy several times?

[@TabletopJocks]

I think I was just trying to go pure vampire tribal. I have those in other decks so I wanted to try and win a different way 😊

[@jstacks9610]

Misplay with the Malakir Bloodwitch, you were supposed to gain life equal to the life lost this way, each opponent lost 5 life so you were supposed to gain 15 not 5. 26:27

[@antvenom51]

Hey Joe, I'm not sure if anyone's pointed it out (didn't see any comments) but just so you know you would've gained another 10 off of your Bloodwitch it fortunately enough has the old draining wording 😊

[@TabletopJocks]

Oh damn! That’s good to know I would’ve been able to take another turn 🤣

[@TPXdude]

Hey Joe, can you do a giveaway with the reward being a precon commander deck built and customized by You, Posty, and any other members of the Tabletop Jocks channel. An entry fee required, and the money can go towards the channel or charity!

[@TabletopJocks]

That sounds really dope! I’ll try and set that up!

[@jasonballantyne3021]

That’s actually a brilliant idea!

[@RL_22]

Intros and deck explanations: 3:55 Gameplay starts: 7:07

[@DonGuilty]

Couldn't finish watching the video. I barely passed over 15 min. As an autistic person, I feel there's too much (mis)information on the screen that overwhelmed my senses and I quickly lost track of the game. It's a pity since I like watching you guys playing. Maybe in another video :C

[@Alexandrah2]

Also everyone don’t forget before you click on the video subscribe to their channel it’s amazing :)💕

[@TabletopJocks]

Thank you for the love! ☺️☺️☺️

[@jasonballantyne3021]

Thank you!!

[@isaiahwelch8066]

I just find it funny: With a name like Crim, how did Posty not expect to be betrayed? "Crim the Betrayer" just has that fantasy villain/sci-fi villain ring to it! 😂😂😂

[@isaiahmurphy6377]

45:20 Flawless Maneuver/ Teferi's Protection lol

[@dannyboy5423]

I love when posy is on table top man, he makes everyone enjoy at the table.

[@Alexandrah2]

Loving the content :),PostMalone king 👑

[@rlotts6607]

Damn we just goin counterclockwise for funsies today?

[@Juv0209]

Just finish watching it, that’s messed up Joe you took out Posty first. Lol Just playing great video keep doing a great job Joe. I think you guys should run it back. God bless have a great weekend

[@David-tq2cm]

and always good to see post decks they are so pimp

[@highpol1ce]

Alright. I've watched more than a couple videos. You get the sub

[@SpicyPlay]

This is an amazing pod.

[@skipbayless4156]

“Am I hasty?” “No, you’re Posty!” 😂

[@dwaynemahoney6108]

All these decks are amazing .I run one deck - elves- extremely fast, ofcourse it's elves. With about 5 different Win-cons , love playing this deck. No one wants to play against it. Ooo did I say its infect elves .

[@stevenjoubertofficial]

Any reason why the Dina player didn’t sacrifice her commander when she played taste of death?

[@piegod9]

Love the video. Got to point this out though. Every time the camera pointes to Joseph the frame rate is much lower.

[@TabletopJocks]

It goes away after a bit. Check the pinned comment ☺️

[@matthewmccreight9854]

you had some misplays but it looked like you had fun. not commenting on them cuz im sure someone already did... would be sweet to get to play posty tho....

[@raimundodiz7561]

Great game! It all betrays hahahah

[@NA-oe5jj]

loved all the guests

[@nelsikegaming]

I would've let her Zulaport block and exile it before damage so it doesn't see the death triggers but still blocks.

[@Veggie_King]

D!!! Always love to see him at the table

[@jasonballantyne3021]

One of our absolute favorite guests!

[@josed.marcano1588]

"GOTTEM COACH" NEEDS TO BE NADE INTI MERCH!

[@TabletopJocks]

I’ll do it!!! 🙌🏾

[@hitch_records]

Great episode even though the counter clockwise turns really got me going ;)

[@TabletopJocks]

We probably should’ve included the rule 0 on that 😂

[@hitch_records]

@@TabletopJocks lol no worries, makes it more interesting, right ;) Appreciate the reply and the awesome content man

[@moipaz2290]

D: I’m not here to judge. Also D: I’m the judge here. Also D: does no actual judging 🤣

[@bredgarsadventures2913]

Are they playing COUNTER clockwise?

[@MohammedIbrahim-ld4hf]

Correct me if i'm wrong, but permanents go to exile when the player loses right. So the permanents Posty had is goneeeee

[@NamelessViking01]

30:27 was funny asf 😂

[@modernmute9028]

Jaw Gymnastics .... if ya know what I mean 😏. I got the yeyo