Committing As Many Felonies As Possible in Untitled Goose Game

[@pigeon1118]

"About two gooses tall" The _only_ measurement I'll ever use.

[@ponocni1]

People in USA will use absolutly everything to measure thinghs rather then using metric system :D

[@pigeon1118]

@@ponocni1 Soo true XD and the metric system doesn't even seem that hard

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

@@ponocni1 that's because metric is an inaccurate form of measurement

[@azure4622]

@@The_Totes_Adorbs measurements themselves can't be inaccurate

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

@@azure4622 Metric is, inaccurate.

[@izzy1221]

Oh my god DF’s voice is EXACTLY what I imagined the goose’s inner voice to sound like.

[@Icetamer5]

Especially when he declared 'Victory is mine!'

[@tambaloneusderpaloneus6626]

Absolutely, it was like the goose's inner monologue the entire time, it fits so perfectly.

[@mirramig]

Izzy well shit now i cant forget that

[@SomeJustice19k]

Annoying AF? I agree.

[@connorforce01]

Sounds a bit like Caboose to me.

[@CottonGinster]

I feel that this mischievous goose is your spirit animal.

[@magoichi75]

It'll only be his spirit animal when it finds a way to enact a ancient spell to destroy the entire population of that game.

[@mrsuperheatran2794]

@@magoichi75 And inevitably poke fun at Pam.

[@sylveuzs]

MrSuperHeatran and summon a deer god capable of stopping time and putting a rake in a lake

[@HamzaMohamed-jk3tl]

Sylveuzs also steal the mans hat

[@jayceethompson5796]

I know right

[@pleochrome]

“A new game! Let’s break it” - DangerouslyFunny

[@Someone-hi4nv]

GrayStillPlays too

[@Sagitta62]

that is The Spiffing Brit

[@longnutsilver4024]

dont forget callmekevin

[@lP_PROXY]

If only he knew about the can glitch, if he did then he could use it to fly over the fence

[@daedreaming6267]

@@lP_PROXY It's basically any small item from what I've seen on the speedruns. You regrab, and kinda wedge yourself in between the wall and then are able to clip through.

[@MystralStorm]

This game was made for you. It's pure chaos.

[@mirramig]

MystralStorm just like forager and sims

[@nemba246]

"I spent a lot of time doing that and it doesn't even work" the one sentence to summarize DF

[@xxrefunct8545]

"I'm like an armored goose now" -Dangerously Funny, 2019

[@craiggriffin9464]

LOL When I Read Ur Commet DF Literally Said "I'm Like An Armored Goose Now"

[@Fjuktkaka]

There’s something oddly cute yet terrifying about that goose... Kind of like DF.

[@fonzo9405]

Dangerously: "if i stack a few things i can get over this gate" DeSinc: "so we take this can and fly over the fence"

[@woolu7119]

I know that glitch.

[@redRuxx]

@@woolu7119 um okay

[@thetominator1931]

It should be illegal for DF to play; it's too perfect of a game for him.

[@jfangx]

I was thinking something along those lines too.

[@andrewbro4448]

I've been watching this channel since the stardew valley days and I can't recall him ever laughing 😅😂😂

[@hallaloth3112]

Once or twice during Farm Simulator

[@dominokore]

@@hallaloth3112 please, PLEASE TELL ME THE EPISODES.

[@hallaloth3112]

@@dominokore I honestly don't recall off hand. There were not too many videos of that though

[@braydenriley6975]

Ahhh the stardew valley games made me spit out my tea

[@DrarryIsMyOTP]

Late reply but he laughs in the stardew valley video where its all about marrying Sam (titled Final Marriage), you can check the comments for time stamps of him laughing

[@johngleeman8347]

The perfect game for DF. All it's missing is homicide.

[@EclipseSeth]

That'd never stop him from trying.

[@markielpilos]

It's rated G for Goose

[@SummitSummit]

...and divorce.

[@Secret_Lizard]

Infanticide lol

[@hirokokueh3541]

next : murder mod, sex mod

[@bluewinterstorm]

I feel like you're just narrating the gooses actual thoughts. Its perfect.

[@IkeothePsycho]

I just imagine df's voice is just the goose's inner thoughts and we're just finally able to understand.

[@echocopper4415]

"I'm envisioning this as a completely normal day in the life of a goose ... (previously) and if that doesn't work, we'll find a way to commit a murder." - The perfect summation of DangersouslyFunny's mindset playing these indie games.

[@aaahaaah699]

*I'm the 70tg like*

[@Fuzzy_Spork]

I've seen several KZbinrs play this today, but this is by far the most amusing.

[@DawsonWitte]

When you said “it’s like a satellite dish for geese” while holding a trash can lid, I lost it

[@fabs5163]

I've seen people play this game and... To be honest, this game is made for you. Bullying NPCs is your speciality!

[@canadyne6908]

This is basically what all Canadian geese are like.

[@nubsmcshouty6301]

You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

[@canadyne6908]

Hey man, there are tons of geese here and they are heartless, they will attack you for no reason and act like they did nothing

[@cardboardbox7218]

allergies I agree. Where I live there are a heck ton Canadian geese. They are really spooky.

[@ninjaydes]

They're like that... because they get turned into down jackets.

[@nubsmcshouty6301]

@@canadyne6908 Well, Mike Tyson had a pretty good run of things. Do you wanna know why? No Canada Gooses in his weight class.

[@WRhine04]

Yes the Goose will commit all the crimes!! All the crimes I tell you!!!!

[@Sagitta62]

even Murder he did try to get the kid to the freeway

[@NikolassAvi]

Even rape?

[@KamiLeonOfFishAll]

crime

[@jennifer_liamloren5606]

I own a couple geese, I approve, realistic sad they left out the oh so scary and cute hissing that they do.

[@Ingerimm]

15:07 "Haha... I win." *Your spirit animal is clearly a mischievous goose.*

[@microtanx]

Literally every person that has ever played this game: tries to drop the boy's glasses down the drain and is dissapointed when it fails.

[@Corzappy]

“Do t worry that was just a regular bush sound, nothing to see here” *goose head peeking out of bush*

[@snailgirl6]

Is DF secretly a goose this whole time??!!?!?!?

[@williamvalorious4403]

He has no value of human life...or any other life He loves to cause problems.... Does this sound like a goose

[@ninten_ka]

sounds about right

[@BrainSlugs83]

On the internet, no one knows you're a goose.

[@ninten_ka]

@@BrainSlugs83 that's deep bro 👊😔

[@Lodrelhai]

A game where the whole point is to be the biggest asshole possible and DF still one-ups it by trying to break the game. This is the content that keeps me coming back XD

[@LyK0sa]

Dangerouslyfunny: "if I could somehow hover myself over it" Desinc: *laughs in prop fly*

[@brandongalvan6603]

Ah. I see that you have seen TierZoo's "Are Geese OP?" video and have decided to try out the build.

[@mdozmcgee6624]

I already watched this on another channel but DF and the game mix way to well

[@ced1106]

If the Turing test is about the indistiguishability between a computer program and a human, this game is about the indistinguishability between DF breaking a game and expected behavior of a goose. Thanks for the videos!!!

[@BiggestLuigi]

I always knew there was something sketchy about geese...

[@gracegirl1086]

Haha! I need more of this! I didn't know how much I needed DF as a goose until now...

[@tuzzut7999]

i fell off my chair when i heard "no sausages allowed"

[@definitelynotaspy367]

9:14 you’re trying to take what I’ve rightfully stolen

[@L1ttleEch0]

I like how the first 4 minutes are him trying to get over a gate

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

14:21 "that may be a little too wide, we'll try tho...oh no, there we go, you just gotta duck" *goose ;p

[@kelseyhatton1]

After this video I dont think I'll ever be able to not think of Dangerously Funny as anything BUT a goose.

[@ColinTimmins]

You have the perfect Goose personality... you're a natural!

[@FirestoneX]

3 minutes in and I'm like " that's not a gate to the end of the game."

[@anncallihan5144]

please. Please more of this game. An annoying mean goose is the perfect vessel for you.

[@sem5169]

8:38 "let's go find a freeway" hahahahahh, so funny xD

[@willdoyle-madrid4226]

Yes the awarding game U N A M E D G O O S E G A M E

[@spiltink_2732]

Untitled*

[@bleutime9910]

"Thats one of the biggest things i was able to play with yet." - DangerouslyFunny 2019

[@tfgaming4238]

I like the way when the shopkeeper drew a goose it actually look like a sausage

[@tfgaming4238]

😂😂😂😂

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

"I'm like an armored goose!" I'm dying 🤣

[@BeautifullyFalling]

This is the perfect chaotic game for you DF

[@blankadams3120]

"I'll just hover-duck over this"... is a goose... Eh, whatever.

[@FronezGez3592]

"I have no idea whats happening but its working" ~DF

[@ElytraAmbrosia]

Your voice has never been more suited to anything better than this goose 😂 Someone said it was your spirit animal, they were so incredibly correct. Also, maybe you can use the shovel or rake as a ramp, maybe? Lastly, please play more of this 😆

[@B0ULLIE]

It's like watching Caboose play a goose on the loose...

[@yoopssigus]

"haha, I win" ~DangerouslyFunny 2019

[@venoxedits9691]

Actually this is the "peace was never an option" goose and that's what is happening in the video

[@hanbinbaik6454]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GAME. BUT TO SEE YOU PLAY IS OOOOFSA

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Duck...... Duck..... Murder!!!

[@nockcone]

Kirara Lala you really like df

[@potatopeel2874]

"looks like my garden now, hope you don't mind eat all your carrots" is the most hilarious thing I hear ever hahaha

[@jacobm672]

The DF quote "Iv'e got nothing but time."

[@dion_has_my_heart]

“haha, take that, nErD”

[@helaine3152]

I already watched this video 3 times and yet it always cracks me up everytime df says "I've got nothing but time" honking nonstop lmao

[@j.jtilling1722]

This has been the cutest game yet. Would love to see more adventures from the villainous goose. 😍

[@fergtheberg]

This is the perfect game for DF because he's really a goose who leaned to talk

[@madcombeel]

OMG I am so happy that you decided to play this! This is right up your alley (Trolling and general Shenanigans) Keep up the quality content my dude, love your vids!

[@ちゃんピンク-d6r]

What a fitting name

[@j5803]

the graphics of this game are so smooth and cute! also DF causing chaos is strangely relaxing

[@Watso75e]

I have no idea how you don’t ever burst out laughing despite some of the honestly funniest videos I’ve seen on this website.

[@ZeniaRose]

This is the first I've seen of your channel and of this game. I enjoyed your running commentary a lot.

[@oliverwalker8891]

Im happy to see both call me kevin and you play this game

[@Oujia_Coyote]

I started watching this the day it came out and now I'm playing the game and I still am

[@charlieapples9373]

A game where you can trick an easily frightened and unaccompanied child with poor eyesight into paying to buy back his own toys...as a goose. *Take my money.* It’s perfect.

[@jiujennie]

I love how calm and peaceful you are with your commentary 😂💕💕 more please!!

[@venomisaacl8963]

The kid having to pay for the plane was really sad. :(

[@jozef09]

Nah they’re just funneh

[@GamerAbbylee]

This is funnier than it should be.

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

When I saw a review of this game, I didn't even think about the fact that it's a DF game (i.e. a sandbox or sim game with potential for great chaos and human torment)

[@venomisaacl8963]

1:18 Wow that's the biggest thing I've been able to play with yet That's what she said.

[@justmonifer]

YES! Now both of my favourite Canadian KZbinrs have played this game :D

[@kianscott8638]

I love your videos!

[@trippy1683]

“No Sausages Aloud” I Literally Cracked Up Oml 🤣🤣🤣

[@laynamcbride8389]

DF: ''Mabye i can make this lady have a heart attack'' The Lady: ''NO you dum goose go away'' DF: ''Nope time ta go'' *lady sees little timmy without his glasses and a car is about to come* **BLACK OUT SEAN** DF: 0: ummmmmmmm okay that's it for the vid.. BYE!

[@thecia2766]

Your voice is my idea of the goose's real voice

[@Abayas.]

Before I even get started- I believe DF and this game are a great match.

[@SunKissedPeach]

I find it funny that the farmer put the pumpkin back lol like it would grow again XD

[@daryak3430]

Can it get any more canadian than hearing geese fly over head while watching a game about a goose? Lol

[@daedsider]

Perhaps the most DF friendly game ever made! I would watch hours of this

[@M3G4T3RR4]

I was going to watch this anyway, and then I noticed that is was by you. Best blessing I’ve ever obtained

[@owglassy2398]

Just wanna say I really like your channel because you're funny and your voice is really soothing so I put your videos on because they help me sleep

[@phantom9180]

Causing havoc and being a savage Goose, now this is my type of game.

[@lastofthestarmakers]

Okay, so, like, I love the goose's waddle. It's movements are so cute xD

[@CrammyCram]

8:39 A legend was born

[@cognition5133]

Never stop playing this it’s so entertaining

[@missmaple013]

i am SO glad youre playing this game, i've been hoping you would.

[@CyanideOwl]

Okay. What the fuck is wrong with recommendations on this video? Its like "Peppa the pig", "some bear and a girl", "will my parents buy me a horse?".

[@makeke02]

It's like this game was made for you

[@gamingreader2440]

Ah DangerouslyFunny, the only man who would spend more time trying to skip a level then it takes to actually beat it.

[@86puffpuff86]

DF watches call me kevin confirmed?

[@sage7296]

DR. SAVAGE after I saw Kevin’s video I saw 3 other people play the same thing

[@Kaliet]

I think he mentioned wanting to do a collab with him once. I could be wrong, though.

[@evereggs3197]

Been waiting for this game for over a year, and I so badly want to watch this video but I know if I do it’ll spoil the fun

[@maddygreer9205]

Him and Let’s Game It Out would make very good friends

[@gilbert8245]

There couldn't be a more perfect game for him, Bless😂💖

[@deamooz9810]

The animations and sounds of the goose are so cute

[@mrwri]

loving the little musical cues

[@paperpoppy]

As soon as the trailer dropped for this game i knew it was made personally for you

[@twosix2052]

I needed this. This made my day