committing crimes against humanity in people playground

[@c.h.u.b]

missed opportunity... no thermonuclear bomb in the intro 😭

[@zxphxr]

don't worry, it doesn't take very long

[@irissebert9966]

Well at least it was a bomb

[@bmbqt]

@@zxphxr also should have said "that was jerry" after exploding him

[@aceteru5515]

i play a lot of horror games and that scared me

[@4L24ad1]

@@aceteru5515People playground is the ultimate horror game

[@thefunnyman4330]

Anyone else love watching small creators play people playground?

[@Marder_IFV]

​@@AxoYT_4 fr

[@Scrumboiling]

yeah something about them is better than big creators idk what

[@athanasiusnovak6721]

Yes

[@Halto727]

nahh

[@droppeddragon5765]

I agree

[@Marder_IFV]

"Babe, wake up a new people playground youtuber just dropped!"

[@lIIIllIlIIlIlI]

Fr seen like 30 of them

[@casuals.3.19]

@@lIIIllIlIIlIlIgets some hella good money tho

[@lIIIllIlIIlIlI]

@@casuals.3.19 might have to fo it

[@hi28]

i mean, im not complaining

[@legendarypurplefaxmachine9285]

…our child off a cliff” 🎉

[@gooseygoose46673]

people playground is definitely one of the best starts for a new youtuber, very entertaining too! subscribed! can’t wait for more

[@zxphxr]

ty! next video should be today [if i don't get busy again :/]

[@ashtonio]

agreed

[@narsil4669]

I love how the bullet was bigger than the normal-sized gun's barrel.

[@zxphxr]

that's how guns work rgiht

[@DracoJ]

​@@alexphillips4255 its actually a secret item in the game In I think.

[@alexphillips4255]

@@DracoJ oh-

[@ninjireal]

The bullet probably mushroomed or something

[@pancakedevour]

It is​@@DracoJ

[@Liftingisgoodforyou]

This man cuts each clip so perfectly it’s hilarious 💀😭😭😭

[@zxphxr]

it's my specialty

[@Liftingisgoodforyou]

@@zxphxr I love yo vids bro😮‍💨😭

[@zxphxr]

@@Liftingisgoodforyou thank you

[@owenmeier]

@@zxphxrreminds me of Technoblade in the best way

[@Yin98306]

@@owenmeierhowaur

[@dragonmanover9000]

This is amazing! I love the comedic timing whenever a character gets pulped then it cuts to another scene. Subscribed 👍

[@Jofus002]

1:44 Sing with me, sing for the year, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.

[@Ploaper]

sing wiith me, just for today, never tomorrow, the good lord'll take you away

[@alecfinlayson6583]

@@Ploaper DREAM ON, DREAM ON, DREAM ON, Dream until the dream come true

[@castirchavez8070]

This creator shall be one of the well known and up and coming KZbinrs of all of people playground

[@Jaoheah]

1:22 it was indeed a shame what happened to jeffery 1. It was totally a suicide.

[@iceypumpkinhead]

5:24 bro really found jeffery the 4th chopped in half and burnt to a crisp and thought "better press S just to make sure he dead"

[@itszekom]

I love how he was just talking so casual throughout the video.

[@stonyjupiter1481]

1:07 This dude spawned a guy, called him Jeffrey and swing his body. This cannot be a coincidence. Nice.

[@michalsniadala1667]

9:12 meet whats about to happen to them was a perfect line 16:28 best part also the cutaways were done perfectly

[@ham_za420]

✨ *y* *e* *s* ✨

[@nuttyheroalt276]

was lookin for this comment @@ham_za420

[@sakura368]

i like how even zeph zooms out to find out what made that noise, but there was nothing else there

[@lettersonflatcolorbackground]

thought i'd leave this little tip here, if you place a weapon close to a human's hand and then activate or press f on said part of their body they will hold things (if I remember correctly at least lol) can also make them drop stuff activating the hand again

[@zxphxr]

ah, so i was holding the wrong thing maybe that's why i stabbed him [thanks]

[@Selatapey]

*shoots head* “Why won’t the defibrillator work?”

[@ManaGoober]

at this point people playground is the starter option for creators, and I’m proud of that

[@EthanTheBlobfishh]

Hi, I watched the whole video, keep up the good work!

[@ApexOrSomething]

You’re a really underrated KZbinr, you should have at least 100K subs

[@zxphxr]

thank you

[@ApexOrSomething]

@@2pointSummer tbh I think he’s better than boffy and I’m not trying to start anything lol

[@zxphxr]

@@2pointSummer my first hate comment cool but yeah i haven't watched a single boffy video so maybe we just have really similar personalities and decided to kill people in similar ways lmao

[@zxphxr]

also [not saying this was you] someone said i was copying boffy because of my voice before which was hysterical to me because it's?? how i talk?? and have talked?? for the past like ten years??

[@ApexOrSomething]

@@zxphxr “nO iTs YoUr fAuLt fOr sOuNdInG SiMiLaR tO bOfFy, sTop CoPyInG!!!!” Some people are odd 😂

[@thegvmt]

0:58 THANK YOU FOR CUTTING IT BRO LMFAOOOO

[@aprilchan1323]

love the mid sentence cuts lol! Great effect!

[@HaiTaiBai]

Loads of ppg youtube videos have been appearing recently and I am all for it, I love mass murder (in fictional game)

[@zxphxr]

the geneva suggestion, am i r-

[@karmdeez911]

"But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH"

[@zxphxr]

thank you minos

[@malady420]

"anyway, as i was saying-" BRRRRRRRRR- you're funny as hell dude for real

[@BigManDov]

Every people playground youtuber has the same monotone voice and it teriffies me

[@zxphxr]

we are a hive mind

[@dehydratedair]

boffy hivemind

[@GraysonJenkins-dk4ym]

This is some top tier stuff keep it up man, I believe in you

[@sa_av]

the new boffy:

[@calicobagels]

Dude, you're hilarious, I love how calm your voice is while doing crazy shit like this 😂

[@zxphxr]

it's a disorder

[@zxphxr]

[for legal reasons this is a joke]

[@happyunicorn]

"I wonder how my aim is. Probably not good, but that's fine, because I have full auto"

[@Krakyy]

you sound like a mix between daily dose of the internet, boffy and technoblade all at once

[@Unn.amed.]

Keep up the good content bro❤

[@Unn.amed.]

@@2pointSummer whats wrong with u huh? Dont be a dick

[@TheMasked_Fool]

Im glad to see you grow also new sub

[@watermelon2109]

only 182, disapointing, you should have atleast 2k subs. loved the vid edit:183 : )

[@c.h.u.b]

400 now lol soon he'll have 1k if he's consistent with uploads

[@xanderrhodes-ej7kf]

5:30 oh no he’s a charcoal skeleton, gotta check his pulse XD

[@guhgubble]

in order to have a character grab a weapon you need to press F on their hands, the same button that fires a gun and turns on the energy sword

[@randomshitpostchannel]

1:40 the white angry costco dude falling from a cliff meme

[@aurenwhelan-scarini452]

"Everyone this is jerry" Nah man it WAS jerry

[@kukashiplays]

13:32 thumbnail, your welcome

[@zxphxr]

indeed it is

[@dylanwhitaker6673]

I love how he had to check if Jeffrey the fourth was still alive when he was a just some burnt bones.

[@miksol320]

"Committing crimes against humanity" I don't know who you are but you got me with the tittle. Gonna watch your content.

[@alexkemp2892]

I was fine after the rope insedint but I thing I would like not to be lazed in the face

[@sninctbur3726]

Name a more perfect duo than a nuke and a cut to the next clip

[@zxphxr]

ill wait

[@TalkingFlannel]

Uhhhh… hear me out, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[@Heisenburgerrz]

LOL WHEN YOU EXPLODED THAT SPIDER THE FIRST SECOND I GOT AN AD

[@tolambertucci]

every funny thing at this game starts with "i have an idea"

[@TastyMcCookies]

Great cuts. They make the video way better XD

[@zxphxr]

i try

[@Illumilimbs]

“We’ll save this leg for later” It was never brought up again

[@zxphxr]

i still have it saved in my custom objects

[@ihatetrollingGaming]

the way the fucking power hammer just bounces through and takes out 2 people while you're setting up the first big revolver bit

[@WizzardTelevision]

Ahh good ole Geneva convention violation simulator

[@real_skeleton_guy]

Cool video man, new sub!

[@erglwrgl]

For some reason when you said "I'm going to give him a name" I instantly thought of Jeffery and that was literally the name

[@Cakes2312]

man, jeff-ry the 3rd and 4th really said, *"fuck this shit i ain,t getting stabbed"*

[@NommieGreens]

0:00 Hi Jerry. 0:02 Bye Jerry.

[@cainenmcdannell801]

Time: 0:54 to 1:00 is the funniest thing I've seen someone do with a clip cut

[@The_Soviet_Union-12]

Big gun brrrrrrr

[@SarkonPrime]

was gonna comment that you can hold A or D to rotate something but I noticed you knew it so good thing I didn’t embarrass myself Noticed it at the power hammer part haha..

[@zxphxr]

most of the time i just accidentally hit q or e and spawn something inside of what i was rotating needless to say it has caused more than a few casualties

[@Just_a_random_one]

xZeph: This is Gary. *kills Gary horrifically*

[@zxphxr]

yeah that about sums up these videos

[@yogidacat1199]

small youtubers are the best because they rarely overreact to get likes or subscribers

[@OLearyProductions]

Interactive Buddy: The Sequel. Looks good.

[@ianthelilbear]

War. War never changes.

[@ColonelCasualty]

There must be a factory producing people playground youtubers

[@zxphxr]

most actually go directly into an incinerator i was one of the few that escaped

[@anshsgh6092]

@@zxphxr great job

[@danzal13]

13:33 Him: NO PLS DONT SHOOT Zeph: 13:39

[@ChillinNoob]

See, have you ever went to the bottome of the abyss and put lights?

[@ArkDoggo]

2:53 the comedic timing lmao

[@JeffjustJeff5117]

You know…. Ironically my name used to be Jeffrey the 3rd (not even joking)

[@JaydenFaulkner-qt3ll]

"He's fine...probably."

[@alexdeiongh7267]

0:59 blasted me into a t mobile ad

[@Tsbfg]

Nice introduction

[@Val-Kano]

4:34 I dont think he knows how a defibrillator works🤣💀

[@zxphxr]

now what could have possibly made you come to that conclusion

[@sinzabolt]

Me scrolling on youtube *sees* new people playground youtuber *Ah here we go again*

[@DerbOnYoutube]

here when this blows up

[@AltAccountHandle]

These guys are way smarter than melons

[@H3lld1v3r]

To make a person grab an item you have to grab the hand with said item in the proper orientation, then press f whilst holding the hand to make the person grab.

[@justeaden9568]

Welcome to people playground. Prepare to question your sanity.

[@krobomber493]

Every time I play people playground I make a story and everyone in the story ends up dying so I think I have committed 158 war crime with more than 700 hours of play time

[@zxphxr]

only 158?

[@spaceguy20_12]

I have the mod that makes the ppl run away and hold their hands up, it’s something with smart humans or smth

[@speek8185]

u fr needa make more videos, this is entertaining watching you torture people

[@LeonTMidnight]

2:35 epic backflip

[@game_night0666]

this is jerry, *explosion* this was jerry

[@goose1291]

this is the new boffy to fill the void

[@Guppythegreat185]

best video ever human died in 2 seconds! thats faster then me

[@zxphxr]

elaborate

[@kaulis6524]

"normal people in this game..." As if any of us playing it were normal

[@zxphxr]

fair enough

[@metal_closet]

1:00 perfectly cut explosions

[@CATSANDBOB]

You can use a and d to control items you pick up

[@FlerbyDer]

"most sane people playground player"

[@connormcdearmon6316]

You can use A and D to rotate an object you are holding

[@jdog1042]

fun fact: if you activate an industrial generator and put an activator on top it will make a black hole

[@zxphxr]

this was discovered in a later video

[@blahblahlolololnmmbufur1793]

yooooo a new people playground youtuber just spawned in

[@Animim4443]

Either I just have good ears, or im the type of person to point out something idk, but I heard a choir in the backround.

[@ludekkriz3119]

13:20 thats not a .44 revolver, thats 44. revolver

[@2ndUnfuniestMan101]

Unfortunately you can't slice them with the sides of bladed weapons and they only impale if the object hits it at high speeds and not by pressure.

[@MrCheezyGamer]

Keep it up

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

Another young technoblade sounding people playground youtuber. Let's go

[@zxphxr]

do i sound like young techno? hm forgot what that sounds like maybe i do

[@acogex]

Nah ppl be starting thier youtube career with this game 😭😭

[@zxphxr]

is that a bad thing? probably

[@acogex]

@@zxphxr nah best game tbh keep going

[@Jark-xq3ck]

Hey, I recommend the natural disasters mod it’s amazing

[@SimplySV]

JERRY NOOOOOO!

[@alexisboulianne9366]

By the way, instead of putting the things that object can rotate, right click on the object and use “freeze” option

[@haleyhatfield9533]

5:24 got rolling on the floor 😂

[@zxphxr]

he's fine

[@labman1978]

U gotta activate the hand to make the him hold it

[@Lightningdude49]

does it know he aliiiive?? BAM!!!