Companies Throw a Party

[@sarmajere2866]

"We're telling crude jokes, you wouldn't understand." -Perfection.

[@isobellabrett]

My fav too.

[@foilarmsandhog]

A joke I've been trying to get in for weeks

[@littlewoot]

I was so proud of myself when I got the joke 🤣

[@juliangross3192]

@@littlewoot I don't get it, I don't even know the company BP Oil

[@amirgamil]

@@juliangross3192 BP Oil deal in crude oil 😉

[@ArcMaple]

Never before has there been such an accurate depiction of the Irish Government during financial discussions with multi-national companies.

[@HopeRock425]

Yeah that was the best part of the video

[@Tupiaz]

The irish goverment was treated way too nicely. Spineless scab goverment. The never asked for any money but invited them into a tax haven.

[@indrinita]

Omg I felt like that could have been the Canadian or Australian governments as well.

[@rohan1_]

indrinita basically any country that gets fucked around by American tech companies lmao

[@TigerPrawn_]

Honestly, these companies threaten with leaving, but I doubt they would.

[@darryljones3009]

Facebook was there off-camera, eavesdropping on everyone.

[@ceceodunuga6437]

I screamed

[@l.j167]

This made my day 😂😂

[@Rokkiteer]

Haha, yeah, Facebook's that creep standing outside the window

[@zatrox9438]

nah, Facebook is the one recording this

[@cliodhna2548]

That’s too funny 😄😃😄😃😄😄

[@senseispud2197]

"Oh, I had a big spill." Yes you did, BP. Yes you did

[@thomaslombard8058]

What's new?

[@glowner7878]

im a big fan of the BP oil spill so im glad that they included it

[@Sticksitincrazy]

I was expecting Tesla to burst into flames after that spill.

[@charlesbaker7703]

Old joke from the Exxon Valdez oil tanker grounding in the early 90s: How many captains does a Exxon tanker have? One and a fifth. (The captain was drunk at the time.)

[@57thorns]

That was the joke I definitely saw coming a very long way.

[@deeduck48]

"NEIN... those emissions did not come from me"😂😂😂😂😂 My German husband's going to use that line so much🙈 he said Beethoven's accent was spot on, when we saw you in Limerick in Feb.

[@foilarmsandhog]

A man of taste for sure!

[@fatmand5920]

@@foilarmsandhog to be honest your German Sounds pretty great where did you learn the forbidden language and who was your Master

[@LukeVilent]

As someone who lives in Germany for 12 years, I should say it really sounds the way Germans here in Westphalia speak English.

[@wobblydumdum]

@@LukeVilent and it sounds nothing like how Germans in Baden Württemberg speak English... Because they don't.

[@LukeVilent]

@@wobblydumdum Wurscht! They do, they aren't French, after all.

[@ananyaravikumar5069]

Someone’s clearly been frustrated by a Dell laptop that stopped working 😂

[@shravani.a]

But then again, haven't we all at some point? xD

[@cosisthebest]

Me

[@mugdham2811]

Me!

[@RolandsSh]

I also had a laptop, but it accidentally went overboard while I was fishing. Now it's a Dell rolling in the deep.

[@diannaparis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mirfalltkeinnameein9181]

i'm german and i really love your german accents and the way you speak. the whole aldi / lidl thing was hilarious

[@foilarmsandhog]

Danke!

[@cmntr_]

+

[@alexanderringer7420]

@@foilarmsandhog Bitte sehr!

[@ich8159]

Foil Arms and Hog - Still a tiny little bit too polite, but getting there... 😉😂

[@theeggtimertictic1136]

The timing was brilliant.

[@MHTutorials3D]

You guys are completely nuts in the best possible way !

[@simianto9957]

How come theres 1K likes after 4 months but no replies

[@donnaduffy5353]

You are still the only reply after 10 months

[@donnaduffy5353]

@@simianto9957 And we are still the only two replies one year after the comment.

[@simianto9957]

@@donnaduffy5353 yea

[@RaverHates]

The Irish gov't terrified of Apple and Google leaving was just perfection!

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Facebook did threaten to leave, but nobody realised it was supposed to be a threat.

[@alyssaviolacartagenapaloma7878]

i dont understand this...

[@christina4012]

@@alyssaviolacartagenapaloma7878 they arent paying the right amount of corporate tax. Ireland is benefiting from Apple and Google being here, but they could just up and leave anytime. So Ireland dont want to ask for more tax in case they leave. I dont know if I explained that right I'm half asleep lol.

[@pablodonner5213]

@@christina4012 that's the thing I never understood about those companies, what the fuck do they do with that money that they refuse to pay more taxes?

[@ColinTherac117]

@@pablodonner5213 They uses the funds for many things, including paying for lobbying governments so that the governments don't make them pay more money... by paying lobbyists instead....

[@mryan4452]

Amazon "we're all in this together" precisely the type of nonsense large companies come out with 😂

[@juliangross3192]

I wish it was socially acceptable to walk around like AirBnB

[@foilarmsandhog]

Be very handy

[@리주민]

It's a mask for the back of your head 😉

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

“No, we’re telling crude jokes” Ayyyyyyy

[@vickykendallweiss6428]

"I make cola cherry I'm not a medical doctor" 🤣😂😂 these guys are absolute legends!!

[@greenfairy1313]

Though as a Texan I feel the need to point out that Dr.Pepper is not cherry cola it is unique blend of 23 flavors.

[@Xavier-zd4jq]

Fine be like that I'll just ask Dr Oeotek 😂😂😂😂 absolutely killing it

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Dr Oetker was a chemist. ▒▒▒▒hub is getting closer at least.

[@karenl6908]

I feel the need to point out that that clothing looks nothing like anything I've ever seen from Texas, and/or associated with Dr. Pepper.

[@alexandrahennig2112]

As a German who used to work for Apple in Ireland, drive a VW, and do all my shopping at Aldi and Lidl during that time, this really hit home xD

[@tiedtheknotable]

Love that the second opinion on the skin condition was Dr. Oetker 😂😂😂

[@emilyrobbins3238]

Take two puddings and call me in the morning

[@ludicrousone8706]

Dr. Oetker started with baking powder. And baking powder is good for everything!!!!

[@DutchTDK]

@@ludicrousone8706 and then they cursed us with chocolate pizza

[@macforme]

I had to look it up.... Dr. Oetker is a German multinational company that produces baking powder, cake mixes, frozen pizza, pudding, cake decoration, cornflakes, party candles.... (Wikipedia)

[@seanjosephhayes]

The Apple and Google part is so true. 😂 If ya didn’t laugh, you’d cry! Brilliant representation of the govt attitude towards it and the companies’ reactions. 😂

[@tanyacobb9636]

No just Ireland's but the UK's too. Everything was en pointe this week, brilliant!

[@seanjosephhayes]

Tanya Cobb Does the UK govt let such companies away with paying millions of tax payments?

[@dylan8131]

Not only are they not paying tax, they are mining our behaviourial data without our consent to sell to advertisers making millions. Our behaviour is the new commodity. We are just the objects they mine.

[@seanjosephhayes]

@@dylan8131 Christ. I find it hilarious that our behaviour is something interesting enough to be worth paying for - or at least to endlessly/continuously pay for it.

[@tanyacobb9636]

@@seanjosephhayes abso-bloody-lutely!

[@KABNeenan]

"If corporations were real people." [cries in American]

[@themaggattack]

Jesus Christ, that feckin law is still on the books, isn't it? Corporations continue to actually LEGALLY be considered as people in the U.S. What the actual fuck? How do they get away with these mad notions?

[@comradewindowsill4253]

just one more true thing about america that most foreigners would take for malicious propaganda... sigh. if only

[@kukui79]

@@themaggattack It was actually the result of a Supreme Court case, as opposed to actual legislation. Which will make it even harder to overturn, particularly with the current shower of festering pus we have on the Supreme Court.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@Luís Andrade Dude, fuck off with that pretentious crap, I’ve got dual Russian citizenship, and legal definitions don’t have anything to do with foreign individuals as a whole or separately, or their perceptions of either of my home countries. Jeez, and I woke up to this idiocy...

[@kukui79]

@White Wolf Where did I mention overthrowing anything, LOL? Go back and re-read. And nobody here is saying the Supreme Court said corporations are literally people, just that they've given them the legal rights of people. So Citizens United gives corporations free speech rights, even though each individual person who makes up a corporation already has free speech rights and the right to donate to political causes. It allows the executives of a corporation to take the money their employees have earned for them and put it toward uses that many of their workers disagree with, and that are generally harmful toward those employees. Hobby Lobby is even worse, as that decision allows corporations to deny human rights to their employees, such as by denying treatment for addiction or denying birth control, even when it is needed to prevent cancer or treat endometriosis. The rationale for that decision is also based on corporate personhood, as it rests on the assumption that a corporation can deny others' rights because the corporation believes that premarital sex or alcohol use is wrong. This one is particularly egregious, is it determines that the personhood of the corporation is more important than the actual rights of human beings.

[@lindseymcateer7925]

Absolutely brilliant. And from your insta pics I don’t think anyone guessed that. The outfits were brilliant for different companies especially google getting all the colours in.

[@foilarmsandhog]

I just kept adding

[@countryantiques45]

Foil Arms and Hog Good one. Like all the commercials they stuff in your face.

[@OneCatShortOfCrazy]

I liked google wearing the helmet, brilliant 😄

[@bronsegud7766]

Arms‘ German pronunciation ist pretty good

[@Qrtuop]

"oder?" haha

[@edinkirkland879]

Laura RM I always thought that was a swiss thing to say that "oder?" in the end.

[@huawafabe]

@@edinkirkland879 nope, totally normal German

[@morkaubl9268]

@@huawafabe True, but the Swiss definitely do it more than other German-speakers. "Oodrrr"

[@fraukehahn]

Better than just pretty good- it‘s great! I was impressed by „Was für ein tool!“ I wonder if Arms speaks German?

[@juliangross3192]

Foil has two dressing gowns.. beyond decadent

[@izzymcke]

‘Irish Government: if we could just get a small bit of money....’ this was too real 😂

[@KamilkaOz]

"Doomdah (sexy version)" 🔥🔥🔥 Thank-you Hog for proving why it's always worth turning the subtitles on, on a FAH video!

[@lailedcat]

“Was für ein Tool, oder” is going in my daily vocabulary

[@ich8159]

This actually does not make any sense in German. I doubt anyone would understand what you are trying to say with the context of the video missing... It would work would you replace Tool with “Narr”, “Pappnase” or “Idiot”. 😉😂

[@alexanderringer7420]

@@ich8159 Auf gut Boarisch: 'n Vollpfosten.

[@lailedcat]

Das weiss ich schon! But I grew up in a Denglish house in Ireland and mixing language like this, particularly with region-specific slang, is my jam :)

[@gregorarmstrong01]

Doesn’t make sense in german

[@lailedcat]

Makes enough sense to me my guy :)

[@morganabraham8450]

Should have had a gym guy “Yeah this year really hasn’t been ‘working out’” 😂 sorry lol

[@MaxTalks]

Such clever lines, as immature as it is my favorite was the vw emissions fart and the BP wine spill 😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

Haha

[@Tracymmo]

Ah, but it's not every day that you hear a fart joke that makes a point about corporate malfeasance!

[@ronant5302]

BP: “I did a big spill” Tesla: “What’s new?” Subtle but hilarious😂

[@yonathangonzalez6670]

“Corporations are people, my friend”- Mitt Romney

[@nince021]

Hog is incredible. He can go from crude BP, to suave if a bit douchey Apple, to innocent Pill (medicines sketch), to feminist 1029’s, to Ann Flanagan...a wig or a change of clothes and he truly BECOMES the character. Pretty amazing.

[@isobellabrettjl1617]

'Buy some merch so we can dress Foil'.

[@yki9424]

When I seen aldi and Lidl i cried because my mam used to work in Aldi. And I live far from foil arms and hog but I keep wishing I see them someday.

[@yki9424]

I live far from counties not countries

[@marcodiepold2065]

@Bigfoot My grandma worked there. The working conditions are really tough you always have to be fast, but they pay extremely well

[@Victoria-pt4io]

“Don’t pretend like you don’t know” 🤣

[@sansteen5298]

1:57 OMG I think I never heard such a Passiv aggressiv "Auf Wiedersehen" before 😂😂😂 It's hilarious! Love it :)

[@ich8159]

That’s perfectly normal and polite behaviour for a German. 😉😂

[@MastaChiefa99]

"If companies were people" America: "Yeah, wouldn't that be funny"

[@msdanascully11]

there are so many gems in this one, I dont even know where to start .... love you so much guys ....

[@justusgunther4695]

Oh my god, those Aldi and Lidl Sketch was so much fun to watch as a German 😂, btw the "was für ein Tool oder?" was so good, did he learn german in school or why is it so accent free? 👌🏻

[@niseplank4527]

He used to teach German.

[@Didntwanttomakeauser]

"We're telling crude jokes." You Fecker, you made me laugh at a dad joke.

[@juliangross3192]

Well Tesla’s dancing is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[@jackoconnor4775]

Always a good laugh on a Thursday

[@foilarmsandhog]

Thanks Jack

[@GRBtutorials]

You forgot Zoom, bathing in money, pixelated because connection problems, and who stops talking to you after 45 minutes unless you pay him.

[@Pique147]

Diageo and the 'drink responsibly' bit was gold.

[@TheFren]

I didn't even know them yet

[@genfisher2456]

How many costumes can they fit in one sketch?! The VW emissions is priceless bhahaha

[@imke17]

🍷"Ahh sorry, big spill" 😒"what's new" Hahaha lovely video again lads!

[@Aidenkong523]

I've been reloading KZbin for the past 10 minutes waiting for this thank God it's here!

[@sarmajere2866]

Me too! This is my highlight of Wednesday evening/Thursday morings in the US.

[@dandyderby2491]

I’m not from ireland so i’m just going to assume that every company is like this and that is all i’m going to look into this

[@TotoDG]

I’m not Irish either, but yeah, every company’s like this.

[@cmntr_]

If you couldn't tell by the accents, some companies aren't Irish either.

[@briangarrow448]

I'm from Washington state and Boeing is run by idiots.

[@anncurley123]

But half these companies aren’t even Irish

[@Tepid24]

@@anncurley123 The joke is that many companies choose to sit in Ireland, regardless of nation of origin, due to financial benefits.

[@WinLindsay_CushingContent]

I'm currently in my first year at uni and now having to isolate (on campus), but the fact that I get one small, utterly magical notification in the form of a new F, A & H video every Thursday, helps to remind me that there is still some good and hope left in this world! I mean that genuinely, you boys are a rock in my hectic life... I hope you don't mind me saying that; stay safe all three of you. 😊 Win Xx

[@olivercoulthard5468]

I love that Arms can't keep a straight face in these sketches 😂

[@juliangross3192]

'NEIN! You can't prove anything, these emissions could have come from anyone!' I can't stop laughing, thanks so much guys:D

[@lauretto9201]

I had to laugh so hard at the ALDI vs. Lidl part 😂 In Germany this war goes even further, since we have ALDI Nord and ALDI Süd. Somewhere there is a border dividing the country (and you don't really know where it is - a mystery!) into ALDI Nord and ALDI Süd regions. And you always hope to be in a city with the best one. Which of course is ALDI Süd! Any ALDI Nordlers who argue otherwise are wrong 😂✌️

[@trillionbones89]

"best one" implies either to be... good. which... no.

[@stefangrobbink7760]

Aldi and Lidl are always next to eachother somehow. Even in a town of 10k people where there are like 5 chain stores, they still manage to sit right next to eachother.

[@BeaglefreilaufKalkar]

Hail Satan Aldi and Lidl are actually very good in what they do.

[@MDP1702]

@@trillionbones89 "Best one" doesn't at all imply either be good. Even with two very shitty options, you can have a best one.

[@morkaubl9268]

@No Name Depends very much on the country. Just like in Germany, Aldi Süd runs the stores in some countries, Aldi Nord in others. Whether you have a crappy Aldi in your country or not, depends on the parent company. In Germany, Aldi Süd is much nicer. All Aldi Nord subsidiaries outside of Germany, used to be awful, but since the owners died, the two companies have been merging slowly. In a few years there should be no distinction. Lidl, has always had one owner, so their stores have been (mostly) consistent, no matter the country.

[@babybananah]

Hi guys, soon you’ll reach 100 Mil views on KZbin, probably in the next 24 hours:) Congrats on the milestone!

[@foilarmsandhog]

No way thanks Gemma

[@imke17]

@@foilarmsandhog whoo that's sick! Congrats:)

[@foxmind2490]

I don’t live in Ireland, but that tax heaven joke still hit home. Beautiful.

[@DUFMAN123]

I also accidently signed up to Prime this week. An entire year, automatically paid for... It hurts real bad.

[@Mija_Rex]

"The Bonus Material you'll be doing in that outfit. I think we all know" - Arms is going about the right way of promoting Patreon there... well done Lads. If I wasn't already on it, I would be now. xx

[@maridanez]

Watching this before my first day back to work after a long furlough. You have really put me in a bright mood to start my day hahaha A big thank you from Spain

[@foilarmsandhog]

Best of luck pal. Hope it works out!

[@jinbe892]

oh man. watching this again now is like opening a time capsule. We’ve been through so much in these past couple years

[@Presall-v8y]

"Done a big spill" - so clever!

[@josephinecronin1195]

So many jokes! Have to watch it several times to catch them all. Thank you.

[@MsSigNall]

I love party series! If companies were real people, they couldn’t portray themselves as well as you did! Thank you so much for making our Thursday better!

[@analittleowl7180]

You lads did it again. I got the alert, got my coffee, and sat down to watch. I look forward to Thursdays. Starting my chores with a smile on my face. I'll watch it couple of times. FAH rock!!!! ; D

[@micheletaylor6341]

My favorite part of staying up until 2 am! The Dell bit made me laugh til I cried. Love it!

[@RK-ep8qy]

That Lidl Aldi one is on point, I moved into a student house and thought I had it good being near a Lidl but THEN I discovered Aldi hiding just behind Lidl and some trees. It was actually insane discovering that.

[@FatNorthernBigot]

I filled my diesel car up with petrol the other day, and it cost nearly £200 for someone to come and fix it... I still laughed at the BP guy.

[@icecranberry2148]

That happened to a woman who was filing up her car before my dad. Wanted to make him feel guilty because she didn't know. I mean if you don't know which fuel goes in your car, then maybe you shouldn't be driving it. (Btw, I am a woman too before anyone asks...she just happened to be one too, it's not a joke how us women can't fill up a gas tank with the right fuel)

[@foilarmsandhog]

Ah no!!!

[@heartofdawn2341]

Boeing ended his night crashing on the sofa. Twice.

[@nemesislucifer7114]

And then disappears in malaysia

[@benediktseither9904]

"Was für ein Tool, oder?" lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@pj-fn1dv]

"West African hemorrhagic fever" lol

[@sksk-ir5fo]

You guys lift my spirit during Covid! Thanks for the laughs!!

[@theDevintage]

Missed the chance for Apple to have a black turtleneck

[@littlewoot]

Foil just really likes to say 'shots', doesn't he? 😅 I will refer to my farts now as "emissions"

[@foilarmsandhog]

yes he does!!

[@alphabravo3691]

This is one of their best videos, excellent material and actors!

[@danishturtle]

Love it! Love it! Love it! 😂 Brilliant sketch to watch my birthday 🥳

[@karinalee7314]

Happy Birthday again 🎉🎉🎉 Have a great day x

[@genfisher2456]

Happy birthday!!!

[@jannetteberends8730]

Happy birthday,

[@pipitameruje]

I'm oficially using your videos as my calendar this year. The oil spill joke was so good, but I love the attitude. So fitting. "I'm not going away" well neither am I

[@belsnickles]

If they did this now, I'm pretty sure Boeing's hat would keep falling off.

[@rodh1404]

It would be the whole head since they have trouble keeping things bolted on.

[@kousetsuhana]

the Aldi and Lidl skit is still funny even if in Italy I've only ever seen Lidl :) twin Arms is double-y adorable

[@CityWhisperer]

Never stop making these videos, they are the best 😂 . Looking forward to being able to go watch a live show!

[@Kruncklenucker]

Boeing looks like he’s about to fall apart.

[@kevonz1]

This is the BP Oil Spill that no one is reporting on other than Foil Arms and Hog. Investigative journalism disguised as satire ! ;-)

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Frankly, I can't tell the difference anymore.

[@julianweidele]

This is amazing!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

the jokes were all amazing. the crude pun was my favourite.

[@absurdist5134]

"We're telling crude jokes" Amazing. Simply amazing.

[@sib113]

These Parties skits are sick lads!

[@StoneBubbles]

I already lost it at: „hey Boeing, how’s it going?“

[@RadTechFred]

I'm a broken record when I say this, but great video lads!

[@foilarmsandhog]

Cheers!

[@suem6004]

The Irish reaction to apple and google. Priceless. They are virtually company-empires. I laughed so hard. ‘Forget about the money…,’ Laughed so hard

[@schattentaenzerin]

This week hit me so hard, I mostly relate to Dell. But you managed to boost my spirits again, Lads. I'm gonna get up and be productive right n-.... 😴

[@houndandhandbag]

"I've just had a big spill" "What's new?" Perfect!

[@archivist17]

How did you manage to get such a senior Government Minister to guest star?

[@neotdrum]

„Was für ein Tool, oder?“ LOL

[@hpalmer2897]

Great video! Additionally, If anyone was wondering - West African Hemorrhagic fever is the most common symptom of Ebola.

[@kjizzle103]

BP - Ahg I did a big spill. Tesla - What's new ! Sad, yet brilliant little quip there.

[@OptimisticPessimist5]

Class hahahah needs a part 2! Facebook coming in snooping on your personal info, KZbin showing ads to everyone that they can't ignore...😂

[@littlewoot]

I got into a tiny rage when I read KZbin and ads 🤣 2 ads is just too much before, during and after a video.

[@OptimisticPessimist5]

@@littlewoot I know ! They've gotten ridiculous. Especially if the video is only a couple minutes long like 🙄

[@alltotop]

you guys are definitely one of the most original content creators and also definitely the craziest ones..cheers

[@blindbrad4719]

You should give Ryan George ago. Both his own content and screen rant stuff.

[@alltotop]

​@@blindbrad4719oh ! Haven't heard of the channel...will definitely give a try. Thankyou 😊

[@karinalee7314]

Arms beret gives me Kylie Minogue Street Fighter vibes.

[@kjbhjvghcfcvjhkljhgzfkd]

Haha, so funny. The twins are great. You guys have brilliant ideas. I love watching your videos.

[@KS-cz9qc]

We need a fashion runway feature with all the costumes from this sketch. 😎

[@antine1279]

I just can't take Foil seriously after that outfit xD nailed it

[@creepyb995]

You are just AMAZING! A big pizza hug from Italy

[@aquasky77]

When Amazon talks about how tough it was during COVID. The disgust in Boeing's voice when he says "Is it?" Perfect delivery by Hog.

[@ae7906-u8i]

Y'all are more funny than you've a right to be! Thanks for the laughs.

[@FreshIceColdBeer]

Brilliant stuff, thanks for the hard work and content ya'll!

[@julesfenn4313]

😂😂 BP oil lines were ✨✨, and Arms German characters are always a treat ❤️😂

[@scottishcatlady]

BP; I've done a big spill! 🤣🤣😂🤣😂