Company of Heroes Random voice lines

[@Povidis]

I forgot to update this... 😅 Tiger Ace Voice Lines: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6vWq3Rqf5egoMk

[@dragonfable66]

I love how the soldiers in CoH1 and CoH2 actively question your orders when you ask them to do somethi g stupid (like asking a sniper to shoot a tank)

[@theotv5522]

Everyone gangsta until an MG delete a medium ammor.

[@tomato4535]

You need a bazooka for this shit!

[@theotv5522]

@@tomato4535 It's funny because British sniper in CoH2 can pen armour (though maybe not heavy tanks like a Panther), and aside from Soviet MG, the rest of MG can pen armour.

[@tomato4535]

@@theotv5522 idk if thats really accurate but i only play coh1 sooo...

[@theotv5522]

@@tomato4535 Well I never played CoH1 so...there's that.

[@jonathetank501]

😄 They're like toy soliders that had come to life and know they're in a whole different world.

[@then00brathalos]

gunnery sergeant hartman to andy the moment he is allowed to move in sight of kids :

[@Taishisama]

And they happened to have a sense of humor too

[@Spudtron98]

10:02 British and German troops accidentally find each other's frequency.

[@Sen-115DK]

2:37 “Get ready bastards, fire orders coming throooUGH!” 2:40 “WHAT… DO… YOU… NEED!? SIIIIR!!!”

[@Ashguy733]

"Neville, see if your Sten gun can range that camera up there,"😁 2:32 "What is this the Braille version?" 11:08

[@paceman7432]

4:41 "CONSTRUCTION COMPLETED... FUCK ME, REQUESTING SUPPORT!!!!" 😂

[@gottimw]

One of my favorite lines in the game was for Sherman Tank when attacked by Puma (light recon veh). "Puma is trying to engage the armour! ... goodluck"

[@starlightdragon2665]

I don't think I have ever laughed so much listening to this kind of chatter since I was in the army. This stuff is outright hilarious because the chatter is not far off the real chatter soldiers will say in real war.

[@polskabalaclava]

12:54 “Don’t talk to me like that, just because I can’t see you doesn’t mean- get away- mosquito… fuck you”

[@lemedic5239]

1:04 when your cat is playing your mouse wire

[@uberreaktor4836]

The VAs musta had a blast recording those

[@pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195]

It needs more Factions Japan: "For the Emperor!" "Banzai!!!" "When I said I would die for the Emperor I wasn't being serious!!!" "Yes Sir?" "Sir!" "STOP CLICKING ON ME!!" "If you haven't noticed but...MY TANK IS DAMAGED!!!" "Command your asking me to attack a Machine Gun Nest" "My Honor can't fight without Supplies!" Italy: "Calvary vs a Tank are you serious?" "MAMA MIA WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!" "Blow up that tank!" "I know our Command is idiotic but you!" "Lets go" "Show them We Italians are stronger then we look!" "Command that's a Tank" China: "Together we will win!" "Without any explosives we can't hurt that tank" "Command we need orders" "I miss my farm"

[@Freak859]

7:20 to 7:56 sound like all the other units trying their best to ignore one guy who lost it and fail miserible at it.

[@highcommand4720]

12:53 I pissed my fucking pants laughing, holy shit

[@glennthunderer1685]

Get away mosquito, fuck you XD

[@killit95]

2:36 "Get ready bastards fire orders coming _click_ thrOOUGH WHAT. DO. YOU. NEED. SIIIIR?!"

[@renetio7378]

Nice to know you could just throw my life away for a little gas!

[@GodsFaithfulFollower]

*"there's a modern tank in the field and all you can do is CLICK?!"*

[@Spudtron98]

(Like a solid minute of some weirdo howling) "Fucking kid, what is he trying to do?" "Just ignore him. Don't even look at him."

[@MarkosAyoub]

1:11 "Excuse me Sir, would you mind not clicking me anymore"

[@theneounknown1343]

0:20 Broke the fourth wall. A warning to the kids playing Company Of Heroes.

[@Sen-115DK]

0:38 “Keep dry Grenadiers!” *Laughs*

[@thelongestpage7555]

2:56 sounds like Garrus did a little time traveling

[@Victor-056]

It sounds like something Garrus would say when putting a bullet through a targets head...

[@radioactiverat8751]

Cus it is him. Same VA for Garrus, and same VA for Usa Sniper in Coh

[@shrimp708]

you missed a couple of my favorites "giddy up!" riflemen "how is thee tiny shield going to protect us?" Pak "Open top tank... rain... fucking great engineering..." hummle

[@RoryFrenn]

"shut the fuck up we're getting a message" -churchill tank

[@thebattlefieldtechnician428]

9:04 when your parents are too nosy..

[@T-90]

This game is just golden

[@schatzkammerein]

Thanks for your efforts. I've extracted the sound files - and there are hundred upon hundreds of audio line. Relic has done very well. I hope you can do one exclusive for Germans and the other for Allies.

[@DesolateCosmo]

0:24 does that sound like the NPCs in Half Life 2?

[@butterss1178]

First the Germans now aliens?

[@kamikaze4172]

One of the German tank crews sounds like the Dreadnaught from C&C Red Alert 3

[@toxicwar]

aweh yeeh a fellow C&C gamer XD awesome

[@khoroshoigra8388]

8:41 lee ermey

[@schatzkammerein]

Also - excellent work on your part, I'd imagine it's not easy going through so many battle chatter. I hope you can do more.

[@yers7638]

Well you can scour the file for voice lines

[@tapwaterlegend]

@@yers7638 but how

[@Spudtron98]

4:14 “Ahh, I fucking hate snipers… Wolverine, let’s get him.” Gotta love that resigned tone. Dude’s in an armoured vehicle with a big gun and he’s still vulnerable to snipers on the high ground because the damn thing doesn’t have a roof.

[@qartzznightcore2257]

GUNNER, POINT THAT MG AT THAT CAMERA IN THE SKY got me laughing hard

[@YourGDIRepresentative]

*WHAT. DO. YOU. NEED. SIR?!*

[@justasimplegamer129]

5:15 which german unit is this "F*CK OFF"?

[@Povidis]

a Panzer Elite armored car sdkfz 221/222

[@Tor-Erik]

"Yes sir, yes sir, YES sir, FUCK OFF, SIR!!" “Oi! Get your filthy hands off the mouse!” “Duffy, shut your cake-hole, Captain's giving orders.” “This weather makes me think God’s a bloody Jerry!” “Jesus, Conrad. Tie your fucking laces!” “Those huns are gonna shit when they see this!” “Drop your dicks and move the fuck out!” I freaking love the infantry responses. It makes the game more realistic.

[@RochaEduardoLuiz]

WHAT... DO ... U... NEED... SIR! FFS I can feel tha rage on that unit xD

[@uldisbergvalds1]

9:47 onward especially later on reminds of the 'dialog with audience over the phone ' section of car radio (for example L(atvijas) R(adio)-2 ) except both parties had a very bad day and are in a very bad mood.

[@butterss1178]

"should we finish the- finish. Them. Finish them?"

[@theotv5522]

DoTA vs LOL *I want the OG fandom war* Red Alert 2 vs Red Alert 3 *I said the OG fandom war* CoH 1 vs CoH 2 *Perfection*

[@evanrogers1825]

*COMPANY OF HEROES 3* - I’ll add some lines as I hear them. “Careful now; this one’s borrowed.” (British Stuart; in reference to lend lease)

[@chrisidoo]

Interesting how the Pioneer squad leader speaks as though there was more than two pioneers in a squad.

[@armanhadi777]

COH3 needs to do justice to the vanilla.

[@justasimplegamer129]

The clickly quotes how come i dont hear some of them even if i click em more than twice. Or was it clicking while under fire?

[@GraveDigger388]

Step 1.) Get a Jagdpanther Step 2.) Click it rapidly. And I nean RAPIDLY Step 3.) "We are Jagdpanther, goddamit....and we hate you..."

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

@@GraveDigger388 Isn't that from Company of Heroes 2?

[@GraveDigger388]

@@imlivingunderyourbed7845 no, that's Panzer Elite's JP from CoH 1

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

@@GraveDigger388 Ah alright

[@ngaserossa]

Thats why i love this game

[@delpierok2]

6:38

[@ElkaPME]

I love coh 1 us engineers the best

[@MegaHalofan11]

Did you read the label?! It says M for MATURE on this game!

[@Brusherman]

11:49 Dempsey?

[@TheSilverChains]

I love the engineer the most since I can change the hex value. 😘

[@AzerodMiltafa]

3:43 who said that?

[@Povidis]

idk.. It was an Allied Engineers

[@AzerodMiltafa]

@@Povidis who said join the army is a fun thing? It's not fun at all

[@Povidis]

@@AzerodMiltafa it's not. probably someone lied to them so that they can join the army

[@AzerodMiltafa]

@@Povidis make sense, probably the advertiser being forced to find many candidates as soon as possible

[@ScaledDownHistory]

It's the standard American Engineer unit

[@munmunkumi]

When does the Tiger Ace Gunner even play?

[@Povidis]

not sure, probably when you right click the enemy.

[@munmunkumi]

@@Povidis i mean the part where he says some pretty crack lines like "who wants some bacon"

[@Povidis]

@@munmunkumi i don't understand what, but i could give a link i had... kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6vWq3Rqf5egoMk Then go to 48 36

[@munmunkumi]

@@Povidis exactly what i wanted, thanks man

[@frenzyproductions1786]

Woah Woah Easy with ze clicking!

[@boxfullofwater4187]

Which unit does 8:07 (machine gun fire) come from?

[@TineFangaming]

7:26 Fouuuuu

[@ahmadrezakaboli8270]

airborne:target is history God i like this game

[@grena0707]

13:13 and they ask why im SO toxic in games. E X A C T L Y T H A T

[@uldisbergvalds1]

9:23

[@feston4032]

Some of the voice lines sound familiar to me. The rest I didn't know they exist

[@sanguineaurora8765]

Not the funniest but probably the coolest: "FIRE! WE'LL TAKE THEM WITH US." When giving a Low Hp (-20%) German heavy armor attack command against enemy armor. "FIRE. ONE MORE TIME" Same thing. With Puma.

[@tapwaterlegend]

how did you even extract these?

[@Povidis]

I use a pc app called SMFPlay 2.0

[@glennthunderer1685]

Fuck off! 5:16 i can't stop laughing

[@afg2987]

How come games nowadays are not as funny anymore?