Competitive Kingdom | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo returns with a solo episode to talk about the recent heat wave he experienced in Las Vegas, what makes a WNBA game unique, and his time in Europe including what makes Irish drinking different, the lack of female presence, and their ability to live in the moment. He closes the show listening to voicemails including some about people’s maiden voyages of having their crotch touched.
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[@MrFabolous169]

The way this man can carry on a podcast by himself is truly a talent

[@clarencesam4184]

Him and tim dillion

[@yoarigonzalez7844]

The Shaman too

[@jypsy8499]

I remember Tom segura telling s guest about how he tried to do it once (maybe you are familiar with the episode, this is before my podcast watching days) and Tom said he coukd not carry a podcast by himself and that it's way too hard to do and it takes a genius to do that theo does. ❤

[@nickperez5278]

I think I speak for everyone in the comments when I say we love you Theo

[@user-pi3im9gd4m]

Facts

[@WhiskeyNeat92]

Amen brutherrrrrr

[@WhiskeyNeat92]

This guy got me thru my last depressive episode. I couldn’t laugh or feel any joy. At all… and the meds weren’t working. I spent tons of hours just scrolling KZbin 😂 and Theo f***ing seriously got me thru it. No joke. Also not crying woe is me. But that speaks volumes about his mind, and comedy. He literally got me through a major depressive spisode 😂❤beat guy everrrrrr

[@happyfella89]

💯

[@darfoggy1644]

Gang

[@WhiskeyNeat92]

“The darkest thing in the whole country.. is Guinness.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jadeshenellexox]

I criedddd 😂😂😂

[@InspectorButters4]

It's funny bc it's true!!! 😂

[@DonnieXz]

The girls are coming (they're still waiting for the girls)😂😂😂

[@ckbh163]

If someone has a black baby they just call it Guiness 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ir1lu1ei4n]

@@InspectorButters4not really mass immigration is happening

[@iamalive41]

Not exactly sure why I cried at the end of this today. You just somehow have a way of making me feel more comfortable in my own skin… and remind me that we are really all the same. Thank you. 🙏🏻

[@corinnewebb9067]

Same thing for me, when the kid called and was a message from himself, for himself made me cry. All love

[@iamalive41]

@@corinnewebb9067 Yes!! ❤️

[@asdhaslf]

‘Shawty want some hopes and dreams’ 😂😂

[@GalaxyNewsRadio_]

Shawty want a thuuuugggggg😂😂

[@rebeccamallonee3002]

Dead! 😂

[@janciSchell]

Yes she does ❤😂

[@Ampleamp]

“Shawty wants a comedian”😂

[@latenightcereal2390]

Shawty wants you to shut your face! Yall are actually even that hype about this!

[@asdhaslf]

With all these undefeated guests of late, we needed this alone time 🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@johnrobertson421]

Opened comments to look for this

[@activeproductionsap]

The comment we didn’t know we needed

[@blizzyRAY]

Hell yeah Ill always need theos pod in my life😌🤟🏼

[@donaldhurst9241]

I my alone time to. I think theo does as well.

[@JuanJuan-qc1cg]

Sketch was defeated by a bbc

[@directrealist4453]

I am the month sober caller from Michigan and you nailed it Theo I needed that today made my night you are the best and as always gang gang brother

[@senbimmons4474]

keep it up my friend! 💯

[@Timewaits4no1]

Congrats on your month. Early sobriety is a challenge, but just know it gets easier as you go. Keep going!

[@gatewayofthegalaxy]

Congratulations! I'm so proud of you! You got this!

[@ellenmarie7776]

Congrats man!!! I'm also in Michigan and I feel like I'm going crazy waiting for him to drop a tour dat in Michigan!! I'm about to take the ferry to green bay fr.

[@Tommy-vt9fl]

Love from Asia gang gang brother🎉

[@kyles9410]

“They’re drunk but they’re just Irish” 😂 makes no sense but also makes perfect sense lol

[@kellsbellls]

"I promised my father on his deathbed I wouldn't go to a wnba game" 😂😂😂

[@CRAWLER3888]

I spit up blood laughing to this😂 I’m good. Hadn’t really had a good laugh in a long time. Thank yall❤

[@kevconobiwon]

"mom's not dead" , "she is on the inside" 😂

[@tannershanksftw]

"and she listens to all these, sorry mom" ​😂@@kevconobiwon

[@InspectorButters4]

​@@kevconobiwonTheos dad was a low key comedian too 😂

[@zaaluh8860]

4 minutes in and I’m rollingggg😂😂 “shawty want a 3 bedroom haaauuuuseee”

[@GalaxyNewsRadio_]

Fr

[@sarkisianhavens]

shawwwtyy wannnt hopes n dreaaamsss

[@danniamendoza9260]

😂😂😂😂

[@violetgutierrez5315]

Same😂😂😂

[@gotmysneaks]

“Where is that song?”

[@mrmikethomas]

As an Englishman I just wanna say that Theo Von is an absolute credit to the American people. The man needs a statue in Louisiana!

[@MsBritanie73]

Producer please make a long clip of Theo roasting Ireland. The Irish will fecking love it. Brilliant! I couldn't breathe properly for nearly 20 minutes.

[@reggie5495]

I told my Irish friend to listen to the first 20 minutes and he's a fan now haha.

[@johnscanlon2598]

I’m living in Ireland and the turf for the winter just showed up so I was looking for something to listen to while doing it I randomly chose this and had it on full blast outside lmao

[@dedbatt8869]

Feck yea

[@sebberen451]

“Do shawty want a thug tho?” Is a great line to start off the episode😂 solo theo is back

[@InspectorButters4]

Nawww, shawty want a 3 bedroom house!! 😂

[@bobbypedrosa39]

Shorty don’t want that thug

[@adammonahan687]

What's even better is him not knowing how to pronounce a damn State. Dakata. Dakota. Hahah wtf

[@aprilalt8806]

Love it! Lmao. Hilarious. Got me hooked in

[@elenaerspan6405]

"They will start eating the freckles off of each other" LMAO

[@djw8133]

Priceless!

[@kevinnboy25]

😂

[@tigermanfann77]

I laughed aloud at work when he said that bro ..... They are looking at me now. im stoned.

[@tigermanfann77]

Oh, man im 15 min in and now they really looking at me.. The two cows couldnt pay their tabs lmmfao

[@kevinekabeza8083]

This the one that cracked me open

[@chipperontisamramba]

Every time we get a solo pod I feel like I just ran into a best friend from years ago who's excited to tell me about his life. Thank you real one.

[@reeltalkstudios]

Theo had so many quotables in this episode 😂

[@williewillbby]

Solo episodes are therapy sessions. Onward!

[@rileygally2967]

Yes 🙏

[@Tan.strength]

So glad to have a solo Theo episode.

[@ineedafernbackhere]

❤

[@MrBuketman]

The “blanket door” caller and the random picture of the dog in the fridge cleaning story😂

[@nickwolfe886]

the way he goes in and out of the accent 😂😂 love theo protect this guy

[@Outplayedqt]

Gang, brother. Much like how we gotta protect Ba.i.den from the other man who always knocks on the devil’s door, we gotta protect Theo as the last podcaster alive to get us thru the end-times. Shit, Theo single-handedly protected ME a handful of times with his eloquence in spoken word, keepin’ me from droppin’ off the ledge into the dark depths below. Thank the fuckin’ Lord almighty heaven above for givin’ birth to a lovely and hard-working lady who ultimately birthed the man that is Theo Von. Love ya, Theo. We all do. Your solo eps are the single best scriptures that drop on this entire platform. Without you, idk where I’d even be. I don’t think I’d even…be, today. Sending Theo (and you, homie) warm bro-hugs from the scorched earth that is currently Texas. Hope you drop on by and do a show down here soon ♥️

[@youriverstraete4986]

5:12 Talks about Ireland. Shows picture of Scottish dudes playing the bagpipes. He's on a rampage man 😂

[@LiamHuggins-zr4oi]

I hope everyone reading this has a great life gang gang

[@MORNIN-s4p]

"ask bhad babie right now" you're a menace 😂😂😂😂

[@NoNippleNarc]

Coming in hot 😂

[@loganmoreno1]

41:15 ‘Sorry to say no cap at my age’😂

[@ajrocks44]

When he said they will eat the freckles off each other, I lost it. Cut a lamp on, and two guys get sunburned..

[@jdot7049]

😂😂😂😂 that got me bad

[@ajrocks44]

@@jdot7049 they gotta make it a short.. I'd send it to everyone.

[@InnerLuminosity]

Does Shorty want a warehouse worker with overtime hours?😂

[@tls2626]

Yessss

[@InnerLuminosity]

@@tls2626 so...what it iz shorty 😁

[@Nathanaelelliott]

​​@@InnerLuminosityShorty changed her miiiinndddd!

[@KelzMon]

Hearing him talk about Ireland is so funny man . Love you Theo ! 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[@lucymolyneaux5718]

Start eating the freckles off each other 😂 As a ginger, I cried laughing

[@ViralClipsThatDontSuck]

Ye ain’t posh are ye m8

[@morganseppy5180]

Except they aren't part of the UK. They fought a war and suffered terribly. They are included in the British Isles, tho.

[@KelzMon]

@@morganseppy5180 I’m Irish mate. I have an idea 😂

[@morganseppy5180]

@@KelzMon sorry, bugged me too

[@mileshughes9291]

“The darkest thing in the whole country is Guinness”🤣🤣

[@canadianrobot]

Theo's best guest, is Theo 🙌

[@Mikeso367]

Theo… WE NEED MORE SOLOS PLEASE!!!!!

[@evanmurphy7824]

You sound the happiest you've been in a while!! Love seeing you positive

[@elizabethanne4513]

I’m very late to discovering this podcast. Yes - you are hilarious… but your humility and gratitude is admirable. This is the first episode I’ve watched where you don’t have a guest and as weird as it may sound, listening to a comedian talk to themselves for over an hour was very enriching.

[@jwh_avfc9985]

Welcome to Theo Von 😂

[@chuchaftw]

Welcome

[@hunterthompson1679]

Dude!, this is the first solo show I've seen. Absolute gold, love ya bruh.

[@diegogarcia4255]

Same here, discovered the podcast this month, seen several episodes with guests (Gillis, Dana, Spade, etc..), and love the chemistry with the guests. At first I wasn't sure I was going to like the solo show, but it built on me. Theo is hands down one of the genuine, down to earth, HILARIOUS comedians. The world needs more Theo Vons'.

[@chuchaftw]

Some top tier old content in his channel peep it

[@brady_2k]

Been binging old episodes lately Solo episodes are always the best

[@kaleshabouie6529]

This feels like old times🥺🥺 happy solo day

[@rileygally2967]

It really does

[@christinechin1909]

“This guy just busts through my blanket door” 😅 🤣

[@rileygally2967]

Comments are going absolutely crazy Bruh!! This shit is OD wholesome. Solo eps have been guiding me through life since 2018 and I’m glad y’all are giving Theo the props he deserves as a skilled solo-podcaster to dis day.

[@kellsbellls]

"That's what you get for telling a puppet its been real this whole time". that was deep Theo

[@christophersimmons2428]

"Always wanted to go to jail...we will see how bad my marriage is oneday"😂 So true Theo, needed to laugh about that today❤

[@jypsy8499]

My heart just literally explodes for love for this man. I am a self employed house cleaner, I have 3 employees under me and we clean literal mansions (houses 8 times bigger than mine!( but baby. You got listeners from every walk of life baby. I'm from Illinois and I rock my theo merch and constantly get compliments on it, we love you here. I know it ain't ever gonna happen but I wish you'd come to peoria. You're playing in Moline illinois 2 days after my birthday I'm going to try to get there as long as I can afford the gas and a hotel and a babysitter! Gang GANG baby! I love you so frigging much my heart could just explode, istg. Love love love baby boy!❤

[@phyliswambui4770]

I teared up at the guy celebrating 1 month sober, and I really felt that he was proud of himself,felt like i was listening to a friend,I am proud of you

[@kellsbellls]

"If your mom knew you went to a wnba game she would roll over in her grave!" "But she's not dead" "She's dead on the inside" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@autumnsantomauroganggang]

I hope Theo looks at his comments on KZbin. You are so loved and respected for your vulnerability and realness. I can’t speak for everyone but I’ve seen so many comments under your videos. So many people love you and relate with you. You are such a special person. I hope you know how you affect all of us. It isn’t weird and it isn’t too much when you are vulnerable and loving. We all need to feel love. We all need to feel wanted. There is nothing wrong with wanting to be loved and to show love to others. I love you. We love you. Gang gang baby, onward!

[@MYkeyS]

"let him install, I want handicap rails along the Mississippi river" too funny!

[@xxlonglivejody8403]

“Omg are you a Guinness!?” Lmaooo Never change Theo 👌🏼

[@godwin4152]

Mr. Theodor Capitani Von Kurnatowski The 3rd, These solo bangers are much more appreciated than you ever will realise baby, Onwards!

[@tigersteeth29]

bro said "south dakudahhh?" lmao.

[@rebeccamallonee3002]

Yes, that was ridiculous. He said it twice like he was unfamiliar with the word. Lmao 😂

[@EmmalineIrish]

I honestly could not fault your show in Cork 😂 It was brilliant, even if it was in a circus tent 😅 Ireland loved you!! 😊

[@thatsthejobbb8587]

I was like OMG THE MARQUEE when I seen the clip of the episode😂 Cobh girl living in Australia, got to see him here in March was buzzing!! Guaranteed he'd be better at home though🇮🇪

[@dylangeouge5568]

I broke up with my girlfriend of almost 7 years about 11 months ago and it has been the hardest time of my life . We have a 2 year old son together and I don’t get to see him as much as I would like because his mom and I’s relationship . I just want to leave a comment and tell you how much these podcasts have helped me through this time of my life

[@TheMoffwicket]

Theo and this fanbase is so wholesome. It gives me hope for society. Watching this on a Friday afternoon heading into a sunny weekend and all is right. PTL baby!

[@frenchlowell]

Solo eps are the best eps, true Theo fans know. Thanks Theo!

[@0rangebanana]

Let’s take a note. 1. Theo said he was going to do something 2. He took action as soon as he said it to make sure he stays true to his word 3. That has been my number one key to success. There are so many but that one is VERY important

[@NFLTraw844]

“ And that’s where the devil lives brother “ 😂😂😂😂 bro I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

[@Tethreedfd]

Ireland being a part of England then shows a picture of braveheart 😂

[@DotaDump]

Podcasts with guests are great but SOLO PODS are SPECIAL man. Keep 'em coming! Hope you're doing good Theo and folks in comment section. it is like, we are the guests, in a way or something like that. Maybe inviting someone from your community at random in a section of such pods would be enetertaining.

[@sharonnotman4584]

Handicap rails on the Mississippi River killed me

[@tesshowdieshell9625]

I was visiting my mom this past week and we came to a conclusion that we think is the root of everything. We are all just trying to feel like we felt as innocent children. We all long for those days where we had no major worries. We all feel something missing, and that’s our childhood wonder about life. Most of us don’t make enough time for that. We don’t mourn what we all lost. One day we all just stopped being kids and never really talked about it. It’s really crazy to me. And that’s on life baby.

[@samuelblanco261]

Gang gang baby aint this the truth

[@LiamHuggins-zr4oi]

‘’Nothing changes if nothing changes’’ - Theo von

[@Daniel-us8vk]

“Do shawty want a thug tho?” - Also Theo Von

[@madelinemiller5871]

The mantra

[@phyliswambui4770]

Should be on a t-shirt

[@kenzixdvideos]

I'm so happy you're coming to Sioux Falls. I've had a rough few years battling alcoholism and will be celebrating 1 year sober 10 days before the show! I never thought you'd come here, just somewhere close. I subscribed to your Patreon and I got 4th row with my best friend who loves you too! My momma! When it was announced, I was even wearing my "be good to yourself" sweatshirt that's 3 sizes too big because I've also lost over 100 lbs 😭 All my clothes of yours are too big now. you've been such an inspiration Theo!! Thank you for your content and making me laugh when I thought it was the end of the world so many times. Gang Gang!!

[@M00randa]

Hell yeah girl!! I got tickets to the Sioux Falls show as well, cried so hard realizing we are going to get to see him in person. Such a great dude. Hope you enjoy the show!! 😁💕

[@kenzixdvideos]

​@M00randa I sobbed for an hour atleast!!! 😂😂😂

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

Praying you stay sober!! I've lost too many friends from drugs because the shame from relapse. If you fall off, you just get back on!! Don't be too hard on yourself!! You got this!!❤

[@M00randa]

@@kenzixdvideosomg that’s real 😂😭😭 never would’ve thought he would come around here!! We got blessed and your seats are awesome hopefully he’ll do some crowd work! 😂

[@SacredTerra4]

Keep up the good work and God bless you 🕊️

[@rileygally2967]

Gang baby another 10/10 solo ep. I needed that Bishop Gunn at the end. Praise god

[@dalekay9ine]

I think one of the things we miss the most of being young, being a child- it how slow time seemed to move. The older you get, the faster time seems to go by. There has to be a correlation there somewhere. We lose all our wonder, our imagination, and our curiosity. It's honestly TAUGHT out of us, it's forcefully TAKEN from us starting in grade school around 4th-5th grade when school gets semi "serious" and the arts and crafts go out the window. It's sad really.

[@coltonkamper3693]

Talking about the titanic killed me 😂😂

[@renthepen]

PLEASE more solo episodes Theo I was howling through the whole thing 💀😂😭😭

[@Charles-bk1yt]

On that warm tip. I was just starting the podcast and my daughter walked up and was like, Daddy,is that your friend. I was like yeah honey, yes he is even though he doesn't know it. She knows Spanish better than I do and when I said his name is Theo. She thought I was saying he's my uncle. I said no. He's my cousin I think

[@thegnosticalien]

You cut a lamp on and 4 guys get sunburned in ireland 😂

[@russellreyes9767]

Listening to a theo von podcast episode is a HUGE mistake while going to the gym 😂😂😂 I couldnt finish my damn sets because he’d be cracking me up

[@Basbhat]

Theo, your podcasts are healing ❤️‍🩹

[@TheZGALa]

Thank you for speaking some truth to the elderly abuse that has been so obvious for so long. Much love!

[@szymonpikorski8632]

Solo episodes are actually better for me. Thanks Theo for all your positivity.

[@arttha4093]

Love how Theo said every name with an accent 😂😂

[@MrDCRex1988]

Let's gooooo solo episode!!!

[@justingagnier1394]

Doing a solo pod is so difficult, and you are unbelievable at it man. I genuinely mean that. It’s a very unique skill and talent and takes a special person to do it well. You’re the best bro.

[@meghannleedy]

Solo episodes are top tier ❤ PTL

[@mutsa8]

"OMG are you a Guinness?" 😂😂😂😂

[@jonhill1166]

9 months no beer this week first time quitting since 14 for a years I didn’t like when Theo talked about it. I love it now thanks guys.

[@andrewmowbray7035]

21:45 as a premier league fan this was literally a spit out my drink moment one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time 😂

[@thatguyytyy]

Your support and love for us brought a tear to my eye near the end. Thank you Theo. You are an awesome fella.

[@NativePenguin.]

I had 2 hours left of my 10 hour shift before the weekend and I was feeling down. This is what I needed to get through it. WaDo! I hope I can make it to OKC

[@FinnSharp]

the idea of Christopher Columbus saying ' shawty want a thug' before setting sail is hilarious

[@gigglesmcgee43]

singing Rihanna in the middle of a thought is the most relatable thing i’ve ever witnessed😂

[@user-nj4en2br6e]

Really good to meet u in Dublin Theo! You fit right in over here 😂😂 Cheers 🍻

[@LiamHuggins-zr4oi]

Thank you Theo for standing up for sketch it show how genuine you are

[@brandianderson287]

Get a doir,Whitey😂. I was rubbin on that thing like it was a genie lamp,lol

[@brandianderson287]

@T.eleg.ram_Mr_Theo_Von Who am I speaking with sweetheart?.

[@ASYOUWERE.]

Theo is the eminem of comedians

[@quisut7167]

“Harry kane ok i ll wax it” 💀 took me a sec

[@joneslaakso]

Thanks theo, i was trying to sleep to this, but could not stop laughing. You are great.

[@BornAHawkEye]

You mean a lot to a lot of people Theo Von! Thank you sir!❤🙏👌🇺🇸

[@tig9495]

My mom always asks me if Theo is high on something when he clenches his teeth and talks sometimes💀💀

[@mitch.wallis]

Praying for cancer to see the hot school nurse is wild

[@espeneriksen8598]

Nothing like going to sleep to a new solo pod with Theo!!🙏🏼Gang gang brother

[@__h4dl3y__]

I feel you doing a good balance between how rough life is to look at and how enlightened and hilarious still participating fully/being present can be, much love💜

[@Katherine8957]

Mine would be “shawty want a nice home…stay at home mom…new ford expedition..” 😂😂

[@AllanjamesStewart]

He hasn't broke character since leaving schaub. Most entertaining person with zero effort alive.

[@benzorelli9667]

Petition to rename the UK to competitive kingdom

[@InnerLuminosity]

Signed

[@ts05pro]

”mooooo mooo, more beer” 😂😂😂

[@user-ci5rc4tw8b]

When you do your part the lord just shows up 🎉

[@FluffySnowBunny17]

shawty want a businessman,shawty want a electriciannnnnnn!!!!! 🤣🥲 I was laughing and crying this whole episode. I love you so much man

[@sofialoffredo]

“The devil said that but he used me to do it” 😭 I truly cackled

[@mattyyd]

"Atleast put a lime wedge on his shoulder" 😂😂😂

[@firefretter6034]

The lady with curly hair is the press secretary, not the speaker of the house. Lmao.

[@nantix4259]

Theo, this solo episode hit at the perfect time. I'm going through a lot and some days I wonder how I can keep going but it's episodes like this that remind me that there are better days ahead. I sincerely appreciate you and all that you do. From the much needed laughs to the moments of realness and knowledge. To top it off, the outro got me so hyped to keep on keeping on and see what the future has to bring. Thank you, you don't understand how much of a joy you are to this world.