COMPILATION: Hazza P and the Chamber's So Big It's FULL of Secrets (Incomplete)

All Chamber of Secrets Pottah Parodies (Besides one but I'm changing the canon a little bit so when I finish the whole movie it makes sense). All of these TikToks were made prior to August 2021.
I am uploading this instead of Smart Mans Rock because we may actually getting closer to being able to use the pictures again and I want to change so much about it... id rather wait for a little more and see!
As always, hope you enjoy.
chanwills?...

[@meredithclark6580]

Hedwig is just as sassy here as she is in the books.

[@Chanwills0]

She deserves a bigger role and imma give it to her… her death gonna be SO dramatic 😏

[@meredithclark6580]

@@Chanwills0 ORRR, you could not kill her at all?

[@chelcena3114]

It must be done

[@chelcena3114]

@@Unknownperson14744 😂

[@thatonesimp5086]

@@Unknownperson14744 YOU DIDNT

[@apizzathatgiantforthesimpl5191]

Everything about Hedwig in this portion is such a mood.

[@brianhall6228]

RIGHT I was so gonna say that!!!

[@christianstout6390]

We need more Wiggie Sass.

[@quintevanveldhuizen7600]

He is in a cage WITHIN A CAGE!!!!!

[@redhairing]

She really wants to be let out of her cage.

[@Cbell14-]

Hedwig is always a mood

[@anxiousbean1685]

“it’s riddle, sir.” “of course it is, puzzle. up you come.” IM DYING

[@Nightraven26]

TOMMMEEEEEYYY 😂😂

[@bexlaw3127]

Oh hey Conundrum, how you doing?

[@Someone52032]

and 50 points frpm Slytherin for teasing me like that😂

[@ScarF1sh]

Wdę iw ddjwdc wjechać

[@user-mc1it9ct5j]

i love how ginny is halfway feral. this is the only version of ginny im willing to accept. also: “Mr malfoy! Mr malfoy! Becky with the good hair! Yeah you turned around for that didn't you Paris Hilton?” LMAOOO

[@Someone52032]

and Dobby's like it'z a wiggggg😂😂😂

[@tianafrancis5125]

The classic nifty shifty 😂

[@RocketVR99]

Snape: do you know how Sirius this is? Ron: a little Sirius Harry: quite Sirius Snape: dead Sirius Harry from order of the Phoenix: well your not wrong

[@RocketVR99]

@JELLYDeepDarkDepression yea

[@Yesyesyea887]

Omg that’s wut I thought

[@fishysc0okielife]

Sad but true lol

[@Someone52032]

Dumbledore:OMG a party in the dungeon and we weren't invited Minerva, how do you feel?

[@Toaststoons]

Rip Sirius black

[@healerofthewaters6508]

Honestly this is not far from being even better than the film.

[@Chanwills0]

😂😂 I mean, I’m bias but I think so

[@blinkandrhcp]

Shhhhhhh you can't say the quiet part out loud or WB will be on her like Umbridge

[@lordvanilla8075]

@@blinkandrhcp Right

[@Skyer_]

@@blinkandrhcp agreed

[@anithakumar6804]

Not far?!! NOT FAR?!!! It's a BILLION times better!! Keep it up gal!!

[@BZ1610]

"The saggy gremlin has psychological problems. We shouldn't trust him Harry he's not loyal." IM CRYING

[@EneaAndAleasWorld970]

"Wherehas I would die for you. LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!" too good 😂😂

[@King_Of_Arkham626]

The “baby Groot just Thanosed Neville” has me dying

[@Someone52032]

"nobody cares just leave him there" Harry: neglect

[@GreedyMemeGoblin]

Malfoy: "bushy hair, ugly, wanna die when it talks. Ugh, its granger!"

[@fkhske928]

It's like 1AM and I am silently dying of laughter just because of your comments

[@puzzlevision_originals]

Here’s When It Happened: 9:09

[@David_636]

The best thing about these parodies (besides Dumbledore obviously), is that they capture how much of a sass lord Harry is in the books. The movies just don't show it.

[@pujaharikumar]

I mean Harry had some sassy moments in the movies. Some of which weren't the in the books

[@eurywoulahan7412]

@@pujaharikumar “there’s no need to call me sir professor”

[@hermionegranger2930]

@@pujaharikumar “I’m sorry, Professor. I must not tell lies.”

[@LElvishSimp12]

Sass

[@HiperPivociarz]

Book Percy Jackson: Finally, a worthy challenger. Our battle will be legendary!

[@amydavies9650]

The fact you have to put a disclaimer saying it isn’t real when the first clip contains the phrases “scrotum hobbit” and “saggy gremlin” said by the owl 😭😂

[@Chanwills0]

😂😂😂

[@spacealien_4438]

don't forget grotty gremlin and specky loser

[@amydavies9650]

@@spacealien_4438 who could forget those 😂

[@MrBurgheleacatalin]

@@spacealien_4438 Yup

[@Atlas_The_Therian709]

"THE SAGGY GREMLIN HAS PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS HARRY WE SHOULN'T TRUST HIM" 😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣

[@SizzlingVibe]

Every name that Lucius Malloy gets called slays me 🤣 “Jigs up, Regina George, we got your burn book.” That’s perfect 👌🏼

[@sidra9075]

Harry smiling at the camera while the basilisk was complimenting tom's nose was priceless 18:12

[@drockman92]

Best part

[@cat_i12]

YES

[@birdmom829]

Too bad this didn't come first, then Warner bros could've taken notes

[@Chanwills0]

😂😂😂

[@chelcena3114]

@@Chanwills0 they could've it would have been better

[@thatonesimp5086]

They rlly should make new movies

[@rossmclauchlan5014]

WB should hire her

[@codygates7418]

“Did that walrus just call me a pigeon?” 😂👏🙌

[@zizi33girlpanini87]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Someone52032]

Let me out of this cage!!!

[@puzzlevision_originals]

Here’s The Time When Hedwig Said That: 3:31

[@hannay27]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grace-dorothyrichardson63]

Just the "he's going out about how he's rich but he's stealing my book" honestly I laughed

[@Sofiacozyguitarra]

Rewatching The Chamber of secrets, I'm so perplexed that Dumbledore is not speaking in a childishly excited high-pitched vоice all the time or betting оn Harry and Hermiоne being together eventually. He seems too serious in the movie 😂

[@Evielicious]

Ron and Hermione*

[@FrankFurther]

@@Evielicious no

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

Dead Sirius

[@do_okyeom]

*“sounds like pubescent gingers in a flying car”* I can't- I almost choked laughing at this 💀

[@fishysc0okielife]

Same Hahahaha

[@pn3uemick]

Time?

[@ghostslayer1981]

@@pn3uemick 3:00

[@abdulazizrex]

Has me dying!😂

[@canniblanch]

"This is banter." "Innit." SUMMED UP THE TWINS' ENTIRE ESSENCE HOOOOOW, I'M DEAD

[@thatrandomhufflepuff2632]

So’s Fred! I’m so so so so so so so so so so so sorry 😅

[@greendemon905]

Funniest thing is, this is probably how Hedwig would be if she could talk. In the books, she is one sassy owl!

[@Ollie.H-2301]

"Bushy hair, Ugly, wanna die when it talks, it's Granger." Had me dying

[@areid1150]

"Don't be suspicious! Don't be suspicious!" 😂 Also, Harry breaking the fourth wall was so funny!

[@sunnygirlsense]

That’s the part that broke me, I went from giggling to a full on belly laugh. My little sister thinks I have lost my mind.🤣

[@hermionegranger2930]

When was that?

[@TheGoldenTrio5159]

@@randomperson15yearsago6 what 15 years ago?

[@TheGoldenTrio5159]

@@randomperson15yearsago6 ohh thats your name

[@areid1150]

@@hermionegranger2930 18:04

[@pavani_13]

they all call lucius literally anything other than his actual name and i love it

[@moonirah123]

pound shop legolas sent me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@astrid2821]

@@moonirah123 Legolas is FAR better than Lucius.

[@ivorynk752]

@@astrid2821 Pound shop is basically british Dollar Tree. Filled with cheap knock offs of better products.

[@astrid2821]

@@ivorynk752 I’m aware?

[@ivorynk752]

@@astrid2821 So it is completely obvious that Legolas would be far better than his pound shop knock off

[@javypotter1994]

3:00 Harry: “Hedwig do you hear that?” Hedwig: “Sounds a bit like pubescent gingers in a flying car” Harry: “Pardon?” 😂😂

[@Someone52032]

One of her most iconic lines are Let me out of this cage😂😂😂

[@ScarF1sh]

L E T M E O U T O.

[@ScarF1sh]

L. E. T. M. E. O. U. T O. F T. H. I S C. A. G. E😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:02 ;)

[@rithanya6351]

6:16 "My BeAk LoOkS FlAt,I GoT VoLdEmOrT BeAk!!!" - I wheezed and choked on my tea 😂😭

[@SizzlingVibe]

“It’s not even tasty...” Petunia: *YOU TAKE THAT BACK.* 👁👄👁

[@duckincosplay]

The 1 dislike was from Hedwig, she misclicked because she was stuck in her cage.

[@rossmclauchlan5014]

How did she get an i pad though, Wait, is hedwig actually an animagus and accio'd the phone or something???

[@c.a.r1691]

Even if she wasn't stuck in her cage, she would misclick due to her Voldemort beak😂

[@meow966]

SOMEONE GET MADAME POMFREY CUZ IM DYING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Mister_Dollz]

I love how Chanel was able to capture the essence of Harry in the first two films, especially with the line "alright Baby Becky jog on"

[@capysarah]

5:45 Ginny: *growls* Malfoy: *whimpers*

[@paulcarlolaano2167]

“Ugh! You wanna take this outside? I’ll end you!” And “I’m gonna bitchslap him right now i don’t even care” is so iconic to me

[@alzbetaposkocilova6116]

Finally the justice the films just didn't do to Ginny :D

[@Someone52032]

that's what should've happened

[@chelcena3114]

The video: this is not the real Harry Potter and is no way associated with Warner Brothers or official HP Me: your right *It's better*

[@Skyer_]

Shhhh WB will be onto her like Filch and Umb**ch

[@chelcena3114]

@@Skyer_ 😂

[@nadiaahrar3247]

“In ma mums car brum brum Ronald Wesley get outta me car Nooo” Had me dying

[@magicalwitch456]

9:07 "baby groot just thanosed Neville" I'm dying 😭✋💀

[@emilygooch2421]

"did that walrus just call me a pigeon?! LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!" I can't 🤣😂

[@Someone52032]

if she could talk, she would say that

[@rebeccahamm2349]

*Lightly cackling at everything* RONALD WEASELY GET OUT ME CAR *Starts dying of laughter because I 100% heard it in Molly's voice*

[@MrApplelovin]

"Hagrid wouldn't have sent us if it wasn't safe" I think Ron's response is pretty accurate given how much of a recurring theme Hagrids advice and/or revealing things he shouldn't is and the consequences

[@tmalecki1521]

The, “Kinda serious? Quite serious?….Dead Sirius.” part is just perfect

[@myrajain5445]

i died at ‘Oh baby girl! I didn’t know you died and left gryffindor to Severus. What song do you want me to play on your funeral? Who run the world? girls. Who run the world. Girls’ 😂😂😂

[@bearr3096]

The line right after slays me though. The way he says "I love Beyonsay!"

[@me-zn5lp]

SEVERUS IN HIS PRIDE OUTFIT IM DYING

[@jax_firestorm9689]

Aragog's "it's my favorite spice!" has me crying laughing

[@charlihrts]

"IN ME MUMS CAR BRUM BRUM"- THIS IS ALWAYS MAKE ME AND MY SIS LAUGH SO MUCH, SHE HONSESTLY JUST WANDERS INTO MY ROOM SAYIN IT ALL THE TIME LOL. also love Lucius Malfoy`s nicknames they are lit ha ha Becky with the good hair! lol :)

[@macgirl1234]

Oh man. Hagrid dragging Hermione and then saying dont you cry Malfoy isn't worth it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: Ok also the scene with Tom in the chamber of secrets is so outrageously funny

[@sourwitch2340]

To be fair, Dobby introduced himself as a house elf, and Harry having no idea what that means may have assumed that there's a chance a promise made to a creature whose name sounds rather faefolk may be magically binding, and he really didn't wanna be stuck UNABLE to go to Hogwarts.

[@maritgeeisingx]

7:03 WHO RUN THE WORLD GIRLS 💃🏾💃🏾

[@user-je7zw7fw7o]

I love beonce😂❤

[@TakingThingsLiterary8902]

I never thought I wanted Ginny being a feral animal, but here we are

[@gracemcclean3940]

“Neglect” -the famous words of hazza p

[@kikinovalova2353]

Love this (at the very end): D: As for Gryffindors, Cs for Slytherins. M: What about the rest? D: The rest of what? M: The other two houses. D: Who? M: -_-

[@Someone52032]

Dumbledore is so dramatic in these videos😂😂😂

[@starlightoverlordofninjago6172]

"Hey TOM TOM TOM THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE BOATHOUSE YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE IT" Professor Mcgonagal is gonna kill you Dumbledore-

[@pn3uemick]

6:31 "in ma mum's car, Brum brum" BAHHAHAA

[@zadiecutmore0917]

I love how dramatic Hedwig is in this, its hilarious. I now have fun things to quote instead of the films. Some of my favourites- 1. I said the grotty gremlin couldn't be trusted. Kick em' to the curb Harry, *AND LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!* 2. Well, great, now I'm in a cage within a *CAGE* 3. Sounds like pubescent gingers...

[@yuemoon5896]

You forgot one: 'My beak looks flat! I've got a Voldemort beak!!'

[@Someone52032]

Let me out of this cage is so iconic😂😂😂

[@mistystormmistt67]

Omg Aragogs voice is exactly how I imagined he would sound like as tiny aragog I love this

[@purnima2003]

"Mr. Malfoy! Mr.Malfoy! Becky with the good hair! Oh you turned around for that one , didn't you Paris Hilton" That was my favorite!!

[@rainchan3481]

5:15 dancing dobby caught me off guard

[@isaiahcaston4539]

I def need more of deathly Hallows, esp the "your parents are dead scene"

[@endytheenderman1528]

These always makes me smile. I love these🖤💜

[@Chanwills0]

Tysm ❤️

[@crazyharrypotterfan2326]

@@Chanwills0 no, thanks you! You make us soooo happy and laugh so much! You’re the best!!!

[@selenamorton422]

Saame!!

[@magicalwitch456]

6:42 "Dead Sirius" 💀💀💀💀✋✋

[@JLU41]

To quote the twins, "THIS IS BANTER" I never knew that I needed a Harry Potter abridged series until I saw this and I fucking love it 🤣

[@E3WEINER]

Snape in the coat of many colors from “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” is something I didn’t even know I needed to see

[@Ashlynn_809]

This is unreal how does she not get any credit?!??!? She deserves everything and only has 111,000 subscribers!!!

[@micow9951]

Why is Hedwig such a Minerva , i love it , my favorite pet and professor in the franchise

[@Lady_ETHNE]

"You're not ginger! The heck is this?!" Pure gold

[@chapliecharlin]

im not even in my harry potter phase anymore but these always make me smile a bit. godspeed.

[@adaharvey1064]

This is just what I needed to top off my perfect 15th birthday today. Thank you

[@Chanwills0]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ❤️

[@jpnfr7180]

happy bday bro

[@waftsofpetrichor]

“Now I’m in a cage within a cage.” Iconic. ✨

[@Jamestopboy]

"Tangerine boy, I swear to God if you drop me I will peck off your face!" I almost died laughing. I'd forgotten about that!

[@giaynhieumau]

I fall in love with all the birds character in this series for no reason lmao, so much more amusing and sassy than the original

[@the_popanator]

I only just finished reading the book so I finally know everything that's going on lol. (The one dislike is from Mr Malfoy after he was yeeted down the stairs by Dobby)

[@thebakalord]

15:46 and that was the exact memory of when Dumbledore locked Riddle(bleh) and Minerva(badass) in the boat house for several hours…

[@A.S.M428]

😳

[@xoxo_datgirljen_xoxo5849]

21:03 Father like son 🤣

[@VallWest]

I just LOVE how quirky Dumbledore is in these, I laugh sooo hard at his scenes 🤣 of course, the entire thing is just brilliant, everything's so funny and perfect. Keep up 🥰

[@cattachlo9564]

Everyone has to agree that apart from Dumbledore the best part of this is the Ginny ✨Possessed✨ moments

[@annikamathur974]

AND sassy hedwig

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

"Thththth"😂

[@shankhadipsett1674]

22:05 Minnie : The other two houses😳 Drama queen Albi: Who?? 😳 🤣

[@Someone52032]

"you can't be that good, you got yeeted into a toilet"😂😂😂

[@anannoyance4807]

Love how all of them have similar senses of humour, but still have their respective personalities.

[@roguegoddess3849]

You sound just like McGonagall, and I'm here for it. Love your parodies.

[@blueyedgirl03]

I love the smile Harry gave after the basilisk mentioned Tom having such a great nose 🤣🤣

[@willneedsabarber8139]

Hagrid insulted Hermione more than Malfoy did😂 and the basilisk be like “you never take me anywhere” got me ROTF

[@danielyuboy713]

Ahh, can you imagine the detention with Lockhart and hazza P hearin voices

[@StuDean12230]

Dumbledores gamblin debuts, Hermiones hair, everything Hazza P ... the fact youve given inanimate objects more personality than some of the HP cast 🤣🤣🤣 Love this, 2021 coming round 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Nightraven26]

I love that when young dumbledore says "there's something in the boathouse you really need to see it" is then revealed in the Deathly Hallows video that he trapped him in there with McGonagall to try and win a bet on them being together 😂😂😂

[@benkellman4577]

Hard to imagine Lily and James, pre-their deaths, having a holiday dinner with Petunia and Vernon. Might be a funny basis for a sketch or something

[@hazel7696]

I love how you make everyone else's voice pretty accurate but Dumbledore's is just absolutely beautiful

[@obiwankenobi687]

Gossipy Fawkes is everything I need 😭👏🏻 ooh Ka-Kaw 😳🤭 Every time you voice birds it makes me scream I still remember nearly choking on my drink over the ravens in the prisoner of Azkaban parody

[@GtotheB]

My boyfriend and I discovered your videos on KZbin and watch them together now. We enjoy them immensely and we think you are so funny and talented. I especially love it whenever you do the sound for being possessed haha. Thank you and keep up the great work!

[@Rhiannon117]

“Dead Sirius” Snaps literally spoiled order of the Phoenix

[@tinawhelan9389]

5:53 legend, has it Jemmima still hasn’t heard about Hedwigs summer

[@Julia_Mwa]

Funny how both hedwig and dobby died in the same movie, but it seems hedwig won, seeing as she died first

[@blanketsquares7607]

"there's only one dumbledore" Angry Aberforth noises

[@lululovescatsverymuch]

I love your Dumbledore 😂 Such an eccentric and silly man with the voice of Miranda Sings

[@swiftie.crybaby.blink.]

Hedwig being a more sassy queen than harry😂 The basilisk being a drama queen Dobby being a drama queen also Harry being more sassy than in the movies😂

[@irishmigit]

This content is giving me life, after a decade of just hearing people talk about the books, this is so refreshing and funny. I'm howling with laughter.

[@bekkaward3139]

I watched your videos so much then watched the actual movie and almost forgot dumbledores real voice lol!😂

[@makaylatreadway4413]

You know you're obsessed with these gosh dang parodies when you know every one of them word for word.

[@Its.Marisa]

“Your not ginger the heck is this” and “jigs up Regina George we got your burn book” I’m dying

[@asabee1055]

18:06 "tom i smashed my nose!" "you dont need it come on" later just to prove that he is right... *doesn't have a nose*

[@jingliusloverxx]

Hedwig is such a mood- Somebody give her lessons!

[@badpiggies988]

Hedwig saying “I would die for you” is actually quite sad when you think of it, she literally takes an Avada for him 16:04 XD

[@selenamorton422]

I loved, "The saggy gremlin has psychological problems, we shouldn't trust him harry, he's not loyal. Where as I, would die for you. LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!"

[@cat.jvdss_]

Everyone is so sassy 😂 love it✨✨✨

[@BreadcatLuna]

Ok but just imagine her neighbours... "Are they having a party over there or smth?" "Oh they're yelling now." "There's screaming coming from next door, should we be concerned?" "Did I just here someone shout 'you're going down, McGonagall'?" edit: spelling

[@chrystalbowsher6616]

( hedwig literally every minute)"AND LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!!!!!" 🤣gets me every time!

[@Monster4life100]

Ginny’s face at 3:53 gets me every time